You Can't Steal My Joy! (Ep. 157)

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Real great joke yesterday.
For a man, yeah, that's funny.

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Real great.
I was, I was.

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I made that and I was dying.
I was so.

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Hard.
People were texting.

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Me about a horse Jordan texted
me about like a horse.

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Wow.
And I thought, I have no idea

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what you're talking about until
hours later when I happened to

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see.
It I went into chat PT and GPT

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and I was like, make a very
realistic photo of this guy with

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a horse, like with lovingly with
a horse.

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Make it look like he just bought
the horse.

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Make it like, like the prompt
that I put in was that it was

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like, make it very realistic.
I was very pleased, pretty

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pleased with myself.
Should have been before noon for

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it to count broke.
The rules of April Fools Day.

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No, I didn't.
That's a arbitrary rule that

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I've never heard of, so it can't
be that hard and fast hard.

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And fast rule about the day.
It is not.

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Gotta do it in the morning or
don't do it at all.

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The noon deadline is the number
one rule.

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Yes, everybody collectively
knows about.

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I never.
Everybody.

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I've never heard that.
Anyone who attempts a prank

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after midday is considered the
April Fool themselves.

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Oh my God, that's fine.
I can be the fool as long as

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that photo lives on the
Internet.

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Not a photo.
Are we ready?

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We have the self satisfaction
out of the way now.

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Yeah, all your self
satisfaction.

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That's right.
That's right.

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You guys can't steal my joy.
Well, we try.

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Try a lot, yeah.
That's our goal.

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That is, that's the alternative
title to the blood.

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That's right, that's what it
should be following.

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Rachel's stealing.
Rachel's joy this is This is due

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to wonderwelming demand with a
Rachel of Foreman, the podcast

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that knows April showers bring
May flowers and April podcasts

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bring the same old crap.
Yes.

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On this podcast, Rachel wonders,
and this is a bit late, but

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Rachel wonders if you give gifts
for Easter.

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She could have wondered that on
last week.

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She didn't she.
Couldn't come up before then.

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She couldn't Forman's latest
ailment.

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Can't wait to hear about that.
Well he's over 40 so could be

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anything.
Could be anything.

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Oh, the medication I'm on, I'll
give you a hint, gives me side

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effects of nausea, vomiting,
loss of appetite, heartburn,

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trouble sleeping, increased
sweating or acne.

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Or, as Ashley says, so, just
another day.

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I can't wait to find out and I'm
wondering we'll start with this.

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I'm wondering what's the proper
protocol?

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Not for April Fool's Day, right?
Yeah, well, that's well, we

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already declared.
To everyone except one person.

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Yeah, none.
No jokes.

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Afternoon.
Yeah.

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What's the proper protocol?
No, it's not April Fool's Day.

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I will set the scene and then we
can decide what the proper

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protocol is.
Although I'm I, I'm going to

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give you what I think is the
proper protocol and then we.

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I was aware of that.
We can argue if you want.

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This is mostly a question of
what you do when you're on the

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sidewalk walking and someone
approaches.

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What is the proper protocol for
how to go by one another?

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My wife explained this to me,
that you should observe the

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rules like you're driving a car.
So if someone approaches you,

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you move over to the right, they
move over to the right, which

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becomes your left, and
everything works.

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Except not everybody follows
that protocol.

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Ever notice that?
Get out of the way.

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Yeah, I'm walking on the right
here.

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You move.
Am I right?

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You're not arguing with me.
There is.

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No, that's not proper protocol.
Yes, yeah.

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But a lot of people don't know
that.

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OK.
Yeah, I think as you on a

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sidewalk, you stay to the right
and if there's people

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approaching and if you happen to
be side by side and or they do

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too, then you also go single
file, single miles on the right.

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Yes, absolutely.
We do the single file rule, yes.

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Yeah, because I walk my dog
every day.

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This does happen and, and
especially when I come up to

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people with other dogs, yeah, if
the other person has a dog and

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they're coming towards me,
because in the morning there's a

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lot of us out there walking our
dogs, one dog Walker and the dog

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will go on the road, right,
because the dogs will bark at

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each other or whatever.
Now they've a lot of them know

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each other now.
So that's fine and we'll stop

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and.
Chat still hasn't changed your

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dogs.
Yeah, you're a weird dog.

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My dog's an asshole.
She's she's an asshole and so,

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so if we can go single file and
I've pulled the dot like I will,

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I, she's on a short leash, she's
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You know, I pull her over and we
go by right.

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But I'm never letting the dog
with the leash all the way

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across the sidewalk to block,
block the way.

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And if she's not going to
listen, then I will go on the

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road and let the walkers go on
the sidewalk, right?

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We go out and around the dog
people, go out and around for

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the non dog people.
That's in my opinion.

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That's why if I'm by myself, I
just go to the road because I

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don't know what your dog's doing
you.

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Shouldn't be doing that if
you're by yourself and the dog.

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If you're by yourself and the
other person has a dog, they

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should be going around you.
You stand.

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Your ground on principle, OK.
And I have a dog.

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I that that's what I think the
the dog people should go around

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you.
I'm not accommodating them, you

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accommodate me.
Yes, you have a dog.

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I do not.
I don't trust any dog except

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mine.
I'm not getting close to dogs.

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Why would I want to get close to
a dog?

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Because you don't know how that
dog's going to react.

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You don't know if that person
has that dog on a short leash.

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So I get out of the way.
But if you insist, I'll let you

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know how that goes for me.
I mean if the.

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Dog If somebody's dog is
unpredictable, they should

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always be going around other
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Like getting out of the way of
everyone else if your dog's

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unpredictable.
OK, well, why then do people

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like I had an elderly woman
approaching me, just the two of

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us, It's a big sidewalk.
I'm on the right hand.

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I've already moved over to the
right hand side.

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We're getting closer and closer
and closer and closer.

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She's not moving.
And I think to myself, Huh?

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Oh no, you're going to move.
Do you know the?

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Rules of the road Lady.
I have to move.

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Otherwise, no, make her move.
No, I knock.

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Her down foreman.
Should I knock her down?

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Yes.
Is that what I should be doing

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for No.
Well, big oh.

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You're going to knock her.
Absolutely knock her down but I

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think you can definitely get and
where her to realize oh what

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like she still has to move when
you see each other face to face.

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Right.
Well, if you enjoy this podcast

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and you listen to this podcast
regularly and you're not moving

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over, if you're not treating
when you're walking or when

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you're at Costco or the grocery
store, if you're not staying to

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the right like you do on the
road, can you please explain

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why?
Like what is it that makes you

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not want to do that?
But I have a trick David.

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Well, a trick.
Yes, a hack or walking life hack

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that works I find like probably
99% of the time.

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Well, I like that I.
Like this idea.

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OK, see, I've been doing it
wrong.

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I've been doing it wrong all
along.

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So everything we've said is
true.

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You stay to the right and you do
the single file thing.

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But the third thing you have to
keep in mind is you never make

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eye contact.
You've got to look past them.

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You look through them, you look
past them because they will all

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you're going to in it's, it's
human nature to glance even if

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they're in the wrong spot,
right?

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And they're going to see, oh,
oh, this person doesn't see me.

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I'm the one that's going to have
to move because they're not even

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looking.
They're looking off in the

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distance.
I.

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Will move for you almost every
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If they think that you don't
notice or you're not looking at

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us.
If there's two people side by

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side coming at you, you look
between them.

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Right, OK.
Don't give them a second of eye

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contact.
That that might work, but I I.

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I I wondered where you were.
Going with that, but that makes

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sense, yeah.
It does make sense.

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But I I'm that person that as
I'm approaching someone like

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that and if they have moved over
and they are on the right hand

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side, am I going to say hello,
good morning, hi.

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Nod.
You don't have knowledge meant

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like that You.
Don't you know, if you approach,

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if you're two people having a
conversation, approaching

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another two people having a
conversation and you've

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everyone's made room so everyone
can walk by free and easy and

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that's fine.
You don't have to like basically

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stick your head out, interrupt
the conversation, say hi, good

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morning, OK, we're talking,
we're good.

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You could just have a quick nod
if you must acknowledge

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something.
Have to say hi every time.

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Okay, this I have to.
No, this is the difference

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between city boys and country
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Because if you're in the small.
Town go down this.

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Everyone says hi.
OK, that's fine.

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Look, you're.
On the road walking.

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I'm going to wait.
Hi.

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Morning.
Yeah, hi.

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You know, even if you're in a
group, the group will say good

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morning.
The group stop talking.

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I'll stop.
The topic here.

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OK, that's not the topic.
That's what he just said, OK, I

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said no, that's not how that
works everywhere.

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That's not a hard and fast rule.
We should end look, I'm in my

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own neighborhood.
So if I, if I'm the guy and I

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walk regularly, if I'm the guy
that doesn't look, doesn't say

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hi, just grumps his way by,
how's that going to fly,

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Foreman?
Pretty good.

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I was like.
Every day and day.

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Life.
No, I think it's Foreman.

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You love me.
It's Foreman pretty good.

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Morning walk.
How's life in your neighborhood,

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Foreman?
Shut up, I'm talking to my.

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Partner, I speed down the road
and I put my head down and I

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don't look at anybody here
talking to them.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast that knows it's, you
know, Masters week.

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Yes, that's right.
Christmas for golfers.

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Yes, yes for Dave, Yeah, for
schmisectomy clinics, it's a.

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Good time, actually, yeah.
And we also know that these are

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6 words the starter will not say
this year at the Masters. 4

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please.
Tiger Woods now driving.

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I don't get it.
It's a great, that's a great

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joke.
That's really, it's very

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insensitive, but it's a great
and.

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He won't be in it.
He's not in it.

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Did you not read any News of the
World?

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News.
News.

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Yeah, No.
He also shouldn't be driving,

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yes.
Yes.

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That vehicles that's really a
fun Wow, that one went over

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your.
Head did he get a DUI recently?

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Again.
You know what?

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I've been trying not to read the
news because it makes me angry

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so I miss a lot of things.
OK, that's, you know, anybody

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that good joke there is some
very good.

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No, it's not that great.
Very clearly it didn't work.

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Ohh you really?
Sucked the fun out of that,

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Rachel.
You know, you've been so annoyed

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with me today.
So it started with the AI was.

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Satisfied on that joke as you
are with that fucking AI

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picture.
No, I was very satisfied.

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Dave he's.
Satisfied with this joke that.

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You still don't get it.
I thought it was.

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Good.
Yeah, I'm good for you.

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I'm.
Glad I knew that a good one.

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I knew there was a chance.
We've spent a long time on this

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joke.
I know.

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I knew there was a chance you
wouldn't understand it, Rachel,

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but I still was proud of it
anyway.

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It doesn't matter.
OK, yeah, I'm itchy.

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I am.
I'm covered in hives.

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Oh, you.
Oh.

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No, yeah, I had.
I don't know.

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Wow.
Am I ever glad you're in that

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room, isolated from the two of
us?

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Are you contagious?
I don't think so.

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I mean, I don't have a
definitive reason for being

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covered in hives.
One of the first things Ashley

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asked is, did you have chicken
pox as a kid?

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And I thought, I don't know.
The one person who does know

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probably doesn't though, but I
texted her anyway.

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And what did Mom?
Say.

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She actually sent me pictures
from my baby book that proves I

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did have chicken pox when I was
two.

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OK, so yeah, chicken.
Pox so that your age would would

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not be called chicken that now
now you're into shingles.

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Yes, which is the next question
like, well, maybe it's shingles,

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but you don't get shingles if
you had chicken pox, do you?

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You can.
I don't know.

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I've never had shingles.
You can.

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I don't, you know, I'm not a
medical professional, but I

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believe you can.
But it you're, the chance of

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that happening is reduced by the
fact that you've already gone

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through it as a.
Child, but I think and and just.

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Itching shingles are painful.
So yeah, if you're not in a

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great deal of pain, then I would
say that's probably not

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shingles, yeah.
And I think shingles are more of

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like a, a rash really like a, a
patch, patchy stuff like like

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the president's neck.
Yeah, but that doesn't seem to

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go away.
No, and the mine are like

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individual.
Is it from like a detergent?

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Or something itchy.
No, nothing changed there.

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Really didn't.
Eat anything weird.

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I didn't touch anything weird.
We didn't change soaps or

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detergents or anything.
I have no idea why, but oh it's

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so it's just like.
So you.

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Have no idea what it is.
And it's all my midsection,

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back, sides, but didn't not like
on my face a little bit, a

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little bit going down my arms
and legs.

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But right, yeah, I don't know.
Went to the doctor and he

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doesn't know so.
Weird.

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It could could be an allergic
reaction.

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Sounds like it.
High test antihistamine and

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here's some steroids you can
take.

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Yeah.
OK, I actually I have a cream

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for you and this is.
I don't want.

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It gonna sound I.
Don't want a cream?

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Yeah, I got.
Creams.

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Thing you have to order it,
it's.

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It's a SO I this to me is the
miracle cream of all creams

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because when I go South in the
winter, as as we've talked

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about, I get the worst heat rash
and it's all over my hands.

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It goes on my feet, my knees
sometimes like it, it'll be and

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it's so itchy.
Well, this, my sister told me

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about this cream made by an
Indigenous guy and a chemistry

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professor who works at my
sister's university out in Cape

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Breton.
And it's called Mask Wyoming or

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Mask Mask Wyoming or something.
It's Birch bark cream.

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And they extract the Birch bark
juice, you know, the indigenous

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way.
And they make this cream and it

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makes the itch immediately go
away.

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It doesn't make the rash go
away, but it makes the it's the

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only thing that has worked for
my my rash when I get it.

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And I have tried everything.
I've tried steroids, I've tried

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pills, I've tried all kinds of
prescription stuff, just over

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the counter stuff.
I've tried everything and

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nothing works except this cream
to take the itch away.

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It's amazing.
And I'm not.

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I am not overstating that, trust
me.

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OK, but the rash doesn't go
away.

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No, the rash doesn't go away,
but just having the itch go away

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is.
If you're not itching it, it

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doesn't get as inflamed.
How bad doesn't?

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It stinks.
That's the one bad thing about

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the cream is that it stinks like
a like a campfire, kind of.

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Oh, that's not a bad smell.
Well.

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It's not, this isn't great,
although I think they have a new

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like scent.
Yeah, yeah.

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They put scents on them
sometimes, but they've got a new

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mixture that that's bad.
It doesn't stink as bad.

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But yeah, the one bad thing is
that it does stink.

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Well, how long you been
suffering from it?

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This is about a week.
Now about a week, and it is

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slowly.
Going away it is.

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Oh, it is OK.
Going away?

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That is.
So weird that you have no idea

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what it's from.
No, and I don't have any

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allergies to food or anything
like that really.

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Well, I didn't either.
I I had no allergies for the

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first portion of my life.
It was after I hit the age that

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you are now, Foreman that all of
a sudden I developed.

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I remember I went, I didn't even
really realize I had the

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allergies for probably a couple
of years because it's, it began

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with, and it was only, you know,
the time of year when you would

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have seasonal allergies where
after playing around at golf or

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whatever, my, my eyes would be a
bit itchy and then that would go

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away.
And you know, I, I wouldn't

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think about it too much.
But then the problem, it just

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got worse and worse until I woke
up 1 morning and my eyes were

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swollen shut.
And I went, I went to I had to

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go to a walking clinic.
It was the middle of summer

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walking clinic because my doctor
was away on vacation.

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And this was an older doctor.
And he goes, OK, now what's your

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problem?
And I said, what's my problem?

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Have a look at me.
Like what do you think?

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Like he goes.
And then he said you gotta be

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more specific.
Yeah, have a look.

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Right.
And so he takes out the, you

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know, the, the, the little light
and he turns on the light.

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He's going to look in my eyes.
And then he pulls away and he

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goes, oh, you have whatever they
call it.

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Conjunctivitis.
Conjunctivitis.

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Thank you.
And I'm like, what's that?

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You have allergies?
And so we've prescribed an over

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the counter medication which I
now take every single day of my

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life.
Every day, every day.

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Wow, that's right, I only have a
week of steroids.

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So they're saying thank God,
'cause they suck.

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Yeah, yeah.
Even though it's a pill you

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swallow, it tastes awful.
The heartburn is all day.

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The sweating is standing at.
Work.

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It's like wet Oh.
Gosh.

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That's what we all wanted to
know so.

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It's going away, but you don't.
You still have no idea what it's

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from.
Yeah.

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So I don't, if it comes back
again then I'll have to go get,

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you know, testing and whatever
done.

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Yeah, I'll have to test you for
what you have.

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Yeah, but getting the my
prescriptions is the part of the

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story that Ashley has already
told other people that Oh no,

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you'll never, I hear him talk
about this because it happened

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to him.
If it happened to me, he would

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talk about it, but it happened
to him and he'll never say it.

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So I can tell you my journey of
getting a prescription was the

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doctor asking where do you get
your prescriptions?

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Which pharmacy?
To which I had to text Ashley

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where do we get our prescription
sent?

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Lucky me, she says.
Costco South.

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Oh, so you had to go there?
Yeah.

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So office sends it directly to
Costco to be filled, right?

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OK.
I have to come from the doctor's

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office in London, 25 minutes
back home to Saint Thomas,

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because all I brought with me
was a car key in my phone.

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I don't have my wallet, I don't
have any ID, I don't have a

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Costco card.
Why?

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I don't why?
Because you can just tap to pay

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with your phone.
I don't need anything else.

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That day was warm so I didn't
have a jacket which would

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normally have my wallet in the
jacket at least, so had to come

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all the way home.
Back again to Costco.

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Wait around there.
This is such a foreman thing to

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do.
Of course it is.

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Oh my God, she had to give me
instructions.

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So there's going to be there's
going to be people when you walk

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in that you have to scan your
card.

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And I thought, is my card still
valid because it's been years

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since I've been in there and
used it.

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Yeah, don't I?
I probably need a new one.

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No, I haven't been in there
since the scanners have been

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invented.
That was like two or three years

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ago.
I know he doesn't go.

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I don't go.
Oh my God.

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Yeah, I don't blame him.
She gave me those instructions.

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You go every week.
Yeah, but I don't hate it.

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OK.
I don't hate going to Costco.

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Forman's story Keep going.
Yeah.

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And then getting my prescription
filled, I give her my benefit

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insurance information cause of
course that's new.

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I and my job is new.
So that stuff is new.

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Regardless whether she went or I
went, it's obviously not going

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to pay for the whole coverage.
So I say, well, my wife Ashley's

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benefits to back that up.
OK, well, what's her name,

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birthday, whatever.
Well, we don't have in her in

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our system.
How could you not?

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This is where all our
prescriptions go.

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Let me take 10 minutes to try
and find her benefits

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information which I have saved
on my phone she has sent me

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multiple times over the years to
make sure I have my own copy.

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Right.
Yeah, still takes forever.

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Then the woman working at the
pharmacy doesn't recognize what

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company those benefits are with.
She can't look them up.

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I'm texting and phoning Ashley
waiting for this thing saying it

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doesn't recognize the name of
your company and you're not in

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the system.
And we figured out, oh, she

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probably goes, Ashley probably
goes and gets them at the other

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Costco, which is not affiliated
with this Costco pharmacy.

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That Costco is so far away from
you.

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The other ones near the pool
where our kids are all the time

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so it's more convenient.
OK.

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That's true.
It would be, yeah.

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It would be more convenient.
And then the two of that ashes

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on speakerphone, I'm standing
there, her and the woman at the

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pharmacy are going back and
forth trying to figure out the

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name of her benefits provider.
Isn't it on the card?

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Yes, but it doesn't.
Her system doesn't know it.

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She doesn't recognize it.
Maybe they changed their name,

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maybe it goes back to whatever
name.

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And I know the entire time I'm
going to get blamed for this

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being my fiasco when it was the
woman who worked there who

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didn't know the insurance
companies.

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Right.
Yeah.

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I could not have avoided that
problem.

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Well, that's true.
That part is not your fault.

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Yet is it still hanging over my
head?

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There it is.
You're not having a good week.

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Meanwhile you're standing in the
middle of Costco covered in

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hives.
All you want is your fucking.

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Prescription so itchy and
uncomfortable.

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I just took the hell out of the.
Guess how happy Ashley was when

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I got home.
Not very.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast.
That's like the weather in

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April.
Inconsistent.

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OK, well, it's been pretty rainy
I.

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Thought that one was pretty good
too.

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That is good.
And that is very accurate.

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Bat in 1000.
Today, that's true.

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OK, well, you know, what is
consistent is that the Easter

456
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:32,040
Bunny comes every Easter.
I'm wondering if when the Easter

457
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,800
Bunny comes, do your kids or
Dave, when your kids were

458
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:41,080
little, I guess, get a whole
bunch of gifts for Easter and

459
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,920
how many?
This was actually a topic of

460
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,200
discussion at my husband's work
that I was brought into.

461
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,920
All of a sudden I get a text
from my husband in the middle of

462
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,880
the work day.
Do we get gifts for our kids for

463
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,440
Easter?
I was like, yeah, like small

464
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,520
ones, like they might get a book
or, I don't know, a small

465
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,920
something 2020 bucks or right.
And all the candy, of course,

466
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,320
and maybe a couple of $20 get
maybe that, you know, it's

467
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,480
nothing huge.
And he's like, OK, like how?

468
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,920
I don't know how you don't know
that aren't don't you see what

469
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:18,080
happens every Easter?
But anyway, so he's like, OK,

470
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,080
well, so and so at my work,
their kids have an Easter gift

471
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,880
list and they get so many gifts
as if it's Christmas.

472
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,640
And the mom that says it's like
their second Christmas, Easter

473
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,920
is like their the kids second.
Christmas and I.

474
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,680
Guess every a lot of the people
at that his Co workers were

475
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,360
shocked by that.
And so I'm wondering how many

476
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,640
gifts do you give your kids for
Easter?

477
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,480
Like, I've never heard of
somebody getting, you know,

478
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,600
multiple big things like it's
Christmas.

479
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,320
And probably too late, but a
spoiler alert that we haven't

480
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,040
been treating this like Santa
Claus.

481
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,640
No, I know that.
Yeah, well.

482
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,920
Yes.
Just in case, yeah.

483
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,200
Just in case.
Yeah, for all the little kids

484
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,120
listening to this podcast.
If I give gifts to my kids, the

485
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,360
gifts are from me, but the
chocolate, the eggs are from the

486
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,200
Bunny, right?
So the gifts are from the

487
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,680
parents in, in our house.
That's what we do, right?

488
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,920
So what do, what do your kids
get for Easter?

489
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,720
Do you give them gifts?
Like they get all the candy?

490
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,200
That's their Easter basket.
Like I don't do a basket for my

491
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,960
kids.
I do like like I give them a

492
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,560
basket so that they can collect
the eggs.

493
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,960
That's it, which is how it
should be.

494
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,960
But no, there are some other
people around here that like to

495
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,120
treat this as if it's a gift
giving bonanza as well.

496
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:41,480
And both children in this house
already have birthdays in April

497
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,040
and get gifts.
But yet so many gifts end up in

498
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,200
as as Easter gifts.
And then you have to get more

499
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,520
gifts for the birthday where
they could have just been for

500
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,880
the birthday in the 1st place
and the Easter could just be for

501
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,040
the damn chocolate.
Why are we doing so many gifts?

502
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,720
It's just Easter.
Let them search for the eggs.

503
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,440
OK, Well, that's good, isn't it?
OK, let me let me back it up a

504
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,640
little bit.
Here I because.

505
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,800
Rachel says like.
Getting huge gifts.

506
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,680
Sounds like you cheap out.
Do your kids not get like a

507
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,840
chocolate Bunny?
Yeah, they get the chocolate

508
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,440
Bunny.
The.

509
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,760
Whereas the chocolate will.
Be out like on the on the coffee

510
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,520
table with, you know, a few
little things around it.

511
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,120
Oh, OK.
Maybe one or two or three

512
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,440
things.
And then they go on a hunt.

513
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,520
And then they go on a hunt with.
Those baskets, all right, we

514
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,480
have gifts for all of my kids.
Your kids are.

515
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,360
All adults.
They're all adults, pretty much.

516
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,640
They're our age.
Yeah, and they're all getting

517
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,440
something, Yeah.
I keep seeing reels that.

518
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,440
They're all getting a gift.
Adult women want their moms to

519
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,280
give them Easter baskets, and I
keep sending those reels to my

520
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,520
mom.
Yeah, yeah.

521
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,080
Does your mom give you anything?
No, she's like, you're not

522
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,320
getting anything.
Nothing, huh.

523
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,840
Yeah, hey, look, I no, I have.
She has a granddaughter.

524
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,160
She'll be getting stuff.
What are you getting for your

525
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,680
kids?
It's that's chocolate from the

526
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,640
Easter Bunny.
That's it.

527
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,560
I don't understand why.
They're so anti gift.

528
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,440
Well, does it make any sense?
Let's say you're in laws.

529
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,320
Do they not give your kids a
chocolate Bunny too?

530
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,480
Oh, it's a pile of gifts,
really.

531
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,960
And it's not.
I mean, it's all very good.

532
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,920
Thoughtful stuff, useful stuff,
stuff they want, stuff they

533
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:23,080
need, stuff they love.
That's all great, but like, why?

534
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,160
Just like their birthdays in two
weeks.

535
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,040
What are?
They getting though, like my

536
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,240
kids are getting they, they're
into fake nails right now.

537
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,160
They're getting each set of fake
nails.

538
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,280
They're getting a book, you
know, like that's about it.

539
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,600
But like.
One just had a birthday.

540
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,080
Couldn't you have given it to
her for her birthday?

541
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,080
Yes.
One's gonna have one in August.

542
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,320
Just do it then.
Right, I see.

543
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:51,160
Well, the gifts that everybody
No, they're more than just a

544
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,840
book and fake nails.
What are you getting?

545
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,360
What do you give them?
There's a gift card for one of

546
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,160
the kids.
I forget what Charlotte's

547
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,800
getting.
She's getting stuff that's

548
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,840
appropriate for her.
Like now that she's she's still

549
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,840
at home and it's she's pretty
much an adult, she still gets

550
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,440
something for Easter.
I better check with my wife

551
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,120
actually.
I didn't know that people.

552
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,680
She hasn't gotten anything for
me.

553
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,840
I have nothing for her.
I.

554
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,760
Don't like it?
You're an adult.

555
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,920
I know.
But we're all the kids.

556
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,160
They're all adults.
I understand that I can't.

557
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,760
Doesn't mean there's I was
looking up.

558
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,520
There's a stat 2/3 of adults
believe they deserve an Easter

559
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,680
basket just as much as children.
There you go.

560
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,360
There.
I mean, I don't.

561
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,600
I would I turn 1 down.
I don't want any I don't like, I

562
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,960
don't want the chocolate.
I don't need any of that stuff

563
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,680
in my like.
Halloween Chocolate.

564
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,520
I don't want any of that.
Stuff I know.

565
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,600
Been long thrown out at our
house Christmas garbage E like

566
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,000
we need to come to a a an
overall agreement about what's

567
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,320
happening at Easter.
Is it the same as at Christmas

568
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,040
where everybody just gets a huge
volume of gifts?

569
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,000
Or is it just chocolate and like
small things?

570
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,280
Maybe here's right, I need to
know what is everybody else

571
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,800
doing.
OK, well, wait a second.

572
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,280
'Cause we we're going to prepare
now for next year.

573
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,320
OK, well, Rachel, I, I think you
do whatever you want in this

574
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,360
case.
Whatever makes you, whatever

575
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,200
floats your boat, that's what
you do.

576
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,000
Right.
Well, Julia has already said to

577
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,840
me, Mom, do you you get us gifts
for Easter?

578
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,760
And I'm like no.
Maybe.

579
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,920
It's, you've got to decide that,
but in for in your case for him

580
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,400
and it's already been decided
for.

581
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400
You of.
Course it has.

582
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,960
It's already been decided.
It has nothing to do with me

583
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,080
now.
Yeah, so that's what I think you

584
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,120
do in this case.
Do whatever works for you.

585
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,880
You don't have to.
You don't have to follow

586
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,120
everybody else.
The only problem is kids will

587
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,360
talk to other kids.
But if we could just go back to

588
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,360
the April Fools role rule,
Rachel, that one you should

589
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,400
follow.
OK, Yeah, Nobody, nobody.

590
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Knew that was a rule everybody
knows I've.

591
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,400
Been.
On this earth for 43 years, I've

592
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,680
never heard.
That April Fools ends at noon on

593
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,400
April Fools Day always has.
Fine, next year I'll post the AI

594
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,960
photo a form and at 8:00 AM.
Can't post the same thing.

595
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:25,240
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596
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597
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,320
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598
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,360
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599
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Oh, no, we don't like that
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600
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601
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602
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604
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612
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614
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,120
Yeah.
Here we go.

615
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,400
I have an e-mail from Dave's
friend John, whom he was not

616
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,680
texting for all of Lent.
Oh great.

617
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,200
Remember, Dave gave up texting,
so now you can text.

618
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,440
Yes, we could be texting back
on.

619
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,240
So John and his wife Jan also
purchased a big ass coffee mug

620
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,120
from us.
Oh yeah, the underwhelming mug.

621
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,160
It's huge.
Our merch store, yeah, it's 20,

622
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,320
20 oz, which is like, I think
this yeti's probably about that

623
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,440
2024 oz.
Anyway, it's big.

624
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,640
It's big coffee mug.
Well, we didn't want to Jeep

625
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,240
out.
No.

626
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,720
So John says hi, folks.
This is the mystery man and

627
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,000
Dave's Duke that he's mentioned
in your previous podcast.

628
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,560
That's John, I guess.
Yeah, well, he's the one.

629
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,920
He he remember, we, we talked
about it.

630
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,800
He when I did the update, he
sent me a text.

631
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,040
He sent me a text because he in
the group chat.

632
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,760
We were out.
We had a group text.

633
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,480
Right.
And he so did you guys decide to

634
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,080
negate that one and it didn't
count?

635
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,680
He, he pleaded his case with, he
made-up some place where he

636
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,120
pleaded his case and they said
that they absolved him.

637
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,160
And I said I don't, I don't
believe that you, you did not.

638
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,160
You didn't get through the the
entire Lent without texting me.

639
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,200
You.
Couldn't.

640
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,120
Well, he did say I quit coffee
and texting Dave for the 40 days

641
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,080
of Lent.
Yes, I knew I could do the

642
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,000
coffee things standing on my
head.

643
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,600
I wasn't as certain I could hold
off on texting this photo.

644
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,600
And he sent a photo.
This photo will be me on Good

645
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,640
Friday morning.
The dud super duper mug will be

646
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,920
just the ticket to quench my
Java Jones.

647
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,200
Yeah, he's got the mug full of
coffee, big ass mug, and a cell

648
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,840
phone right beside it that says
Text Dave.

649
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,880
There you go.
All of this stuff, Bunny.

650
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,640
So he maintains that because he
text, he didn't send the text to

651
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,040
me.
Yeah, it was not intended for

652
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,880
me, but I just said yeah, but I
still got it.

653
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,400
Well, it's it's my.
Phone actually I.

654
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,960
Kind of agree with him because
he's not talking to you.

655
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,120
I think in in not texting Dave
that means no conversing Dave

656
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,160
via text.
But it was, and he wasn't.

657
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,280
It was a text from John that I
got, so I.

658
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Think I'll give him the benefit
of the doubt on that one.

659
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,600
Foreman, what do you think?
I mean, he could have been

660
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,600
emailing or phoning you the
entire time, so it doesn't.

661
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,160
It didn't matter.
But no, he did.

662
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,360
He got, he did send me lots of
emails, but yeah.

663
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,400
Instead.
Which which pings on your phone

664
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,080
as if it's a text that it.
Doesn't matter so much, I don't

665
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,720
really does it.
For me, because somebody

666
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,680
doesn't.
Ever reply?

667
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,680
I'm not gonna.
I don't even say I'm not gonna

668
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,560
text you, but I'll WhatsApp you
like.

669
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,520
Yeah, I don't even, I don't even
check my emails on my phone, so

670
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,320
it mostly on my computer.
I checked them maybe a couple

671
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,880
times a day.
If John e-mail if John emailed

672
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,760
Dave, Dave doesn't reply.
No, Foreman doesn't reply to

673
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,280
anything either, so it.
Doesn't matter, it's been fine.

674
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,720
Nobody would know anyway, so
John does say Dave should be

675
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,480
commended for his successful
effort.

676
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,320
You didn't text him at all.
No, wasn't even an issue.

677
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,760
OK, wasn't an issue.
I was trying not to text either

678
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,840
one of you for the entire.
Yeah, well, mission accomplished

679
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,120
there.
Yeah, you were just doing it

680
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,120
anyway.
If we're going to keep

681
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,639
commending Dave, then there's
one more from Melissa about the

682
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,120
driving.
Is is Dave the a hole when I?

683
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:33,440
Wait, I wondered.
Yeah, when I wait with my kids

684
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,880
at the end of our driveway for
the school bus, yeah, while it's

685
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,280
got the yellow flashing and
literally about to stop, you

686
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,719
can't miss us.
I can hear drivers with their

687
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,000
foot down trying to beat the
school bus.

688
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,199
Yeah, that's.
Wrong.

689
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:50,080
Yeah, so I have my phone ready
to hit record and then all of a

690
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,080
sudden they magically find their
brake pedal and obey the lights.

691
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,199
We live on a very busy Rd.
I've been called every name

692
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,600
under the sun for them having to
stop, but I don't care.

693
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,080
What makes them think they're
above the law?

694
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,320
And what makes you think you can
pass a school bus with the

695
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,720
lights?
That is terrifying.

696
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,880
That's how I mean, there's been
tragedies in this area because

697
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,240
of that.
Recently.

698
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,560
Repeatedly.
Yes, so stupid.

699
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,960
Awful.
OK, moving on to freezing

700
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,840
butter.
We have an e-mail from Amber

701
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,600
now.
She's still on episode 137, so

702
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,440
she's a little behind.
She says yes, freeze butter.

703
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,800
I bake a lot.
I have a family of 6.

704
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,680
When butter is on sale, I buy as
much as I can, sometimes 20 lbs

705
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,120
at a time.
Right now I probably have close

706
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,120
to 40 lbs in my freezer.
You're not going.

707
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,040
To use a pound, right?
I don't know.

708
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,400
You know you're going to.
Freezing doesn't mean it lasts

709
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,080
forever either, right?
Like it?

710
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,840
Lasts longer, so like I I won't
buy it when it's $8 a pound.

711
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,920
So when it's $5 a pound, I stock
up.

712
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,280
You don't need to anymore.
You got 40 of them.

713
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,320
Yeah, don't buy anymore and.
Half of them are probably

714
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,200
garbage cause they've been in
there too long.

715
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,680
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't know.

716
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,640
Do date you know put?
Them date on.

717
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,760
Yeah, it's I get it.
If you're a Baker, then you're.

718
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,160
Baking a lot?
Then Sure.

719
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,560
This would sort of make sense,
but you really don't need to

720
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,560
freeze butter, so.
Especially if your supply is 40.

721
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,960
Calm down.
Slow your roll.

722
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,560
I'm with you, Amber.
I get it.

723
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,400
No, you're not, Sam.
I get it.

724
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,720
I get it.
OK, well we talked about

725
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,040
sleepwalking a few episodes ago.
Yes, Michelle has a story.

726
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,720
OK.
I moved out of my parents and

727
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,440
moved in with my brother and
boyfriend.

728
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,640
The milk jug was always empty
and I was so annoyed.

729
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,720
And then I got a pet snake and
out of curiosity I put a camera

730
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,640
in her tank to see what she does
at night.

731
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,160
What do you think the snake had
to do with the milk jug?

732
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,480
But anyway, it happened to point
at the fridge.

733
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,360
The feed from overnight caught
me waddling to the fridge, sound

734
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,160
asleep, and chugging the milk
straight from the pitcher.

735
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,960
Whoa.
And after that I just waddle

736
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,640
back to bed.
Wow, wow.

737
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,400
Wow.
So it's you drinking all the

738
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,920
milk.
As an adult, it's not even like

739
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,120
one of the kids stories.
Yeah, well, adults, some adult

740
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,840
sleepwalk sometimes.
Yeah, obviously you Chuck milk

741
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,240
every night.
Wow.

742
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,240
I should set up a camera in my.
I wonder if I sleepwalk.

743
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,440
I would love to get the feet of
that camera.

744
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,680
See, I feel like, you know, are
are we, are we reaching a point

745
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,560
where maybe you're not really
sleepwalking.

746
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,760
You're, you're kind of, sort of
awake if you're drinking the

747
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,880
milk, you just don't remember.
Yeah, she did.

748
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,520
You lose that sleepwalking.
Isn't that what sleepwalking is?

749
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,320
No, I think that's more of a
like it happened in the middle

750
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,080
of the night, in the middle of
maybe some dreams and everything

751
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:49,760
else.
Yeah.

752
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,920
You know, you got up 'cause you
were thirsty, had a swig of

753
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,080
milk, went back to bed and she
didn't have a swig.

754
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,360
She's drinking the whole fucking
thing and then she's angry that

755
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,720
it's all gone.
Where's my milk for this?

756
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,000
Area if you're sleepwalking or
not, I don't know.

757
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,960
I think that's sleepwalking.
I don't think so.

758
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,240
Yeah, well, there's a million
messages about your friggin AI

759
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,760
horse.
Foreman in this horse Foreman

760
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,440
bought a horse.
I don't know, I mean, I'm not

761
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,640
going to indulge them, but.
It's hysterical, like it's the

762
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:21,600
funniest thing for.
Paying attention like having

763
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,680
it's one of our most seen posts
in weeks.

764
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:31,400
Is that God damn picture?
But also on YouTube we have

765
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,600
messages from the woman who
fucks off for her birthday.

766
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,840
Yes, my friend Amber, right.
OK, yeah, leaves.

767
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,120
Her family and goes to a hotel
on her own as a tradition every

768
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,040
birthday, right?
Yep Yep saying Amber here.

769
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,560
Thanks for the shout out.
Just to clarify, the tradition

770
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,960
includes my husband and kids
taking me out for my free Grand

771
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,720
Slam at Denny's before I F off
for the day.

772
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,960
So I do celebrate with them to a
point.

773
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,200
Right.
OK.

774
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,800
Yeah, that's fine.
And then the next comment is

775
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,960
Corey here.
I'm the one who's contractually

776
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,960
bound to Amber until I die.
Yeah.

777
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,280
Yeah, that's her husband.
OK I don't feel insulted.

778
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,880
I get mom life is hard and a
break is nice pros for me when

779
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,480
she's gone.
One, I get to watch what I want

780
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,280
in peace. 2.
I get to eat what I want for

781
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,640
dinner.
Yeah, three, I get the bed to

782
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,880
myself and four, I don't have a
wife asking me dumb wife things.

783
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,280
Well, there you go.
See.

784
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,360
It's a win, win for everybody.
Like well, my question my.

785
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,360
Birthday's coming up and I'd
like to fuck off.

786
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,760
OK, well, yes, but for your
birthday, would you like to be

787
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,840
treated to a Grand Slam at
Denny's?

788
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,720
Because I feel like.
Well, it's free.

789
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,400
You get a free Grand Slam
breakfast on your birthday, do

790
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,080
you?
Yep.

791
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,480
Yeah.
The reason they're giving it to

792
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,640
you, there's a reason they give
it to you for nothing.

793
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,120
No.
Saying you mean Starbucks does

794
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,680
the drink and the whole.
Thing I'm just saying.

795
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,240
You want these hives?
Yeah.

796
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,800
Yeah, That grand.
Exactly.

797
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Oh my God.
Yeah, prove it.

798
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,360
That's where you got it from.