We're Living Double Lives - Powered by Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 98)

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And then she came home hungry
and Jeremy said you can have

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your fruit to go.
And I said, HOTTOGO, you can

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have your fruit to go.
I don't.

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Know what that's from?
She didn't like that and she

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didn't eat it.
I.

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Know is that a commercial?
No, that's Chapel Roan.

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It's.
A current hit song.

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It's a whole.
It's like a dance like YMCA.

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Oh.
And it's a dance, HOTTOGO.

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You can take me hot to go or you
can eat your fruit to.

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Go.
There you go.

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I hope you got all that.
Well, we're all stuck with it

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now.
You're welcome.

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Oh, that movie's coming out soon
too.

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There's a Moana too coming out.
I'll be in line.

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We probably will be actually.
OK, you know it's.

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A really good movie by the way,
It's The Wild Robot, you should

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go see it.
Oh, actually I thought that

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looked cute so.
It's not a kids movie.

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It's not.
It's just it's appropriate for

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kids.
Oh.

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But it's more for It's a movie
about parenting more than

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anything.
Oh, interesting.

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It's happy, it's emotional.
At one point, Harley had tears

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streaming down her face.
Who needs a movie like?

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That.
Oh, it's great.

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I'm surprised.
Crazy.

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And my dad's cousin's son's
husband works for DreamWorks and

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worked on the movie.
OK.

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Yeah, hello there.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand the the podcast that
never gets old.

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So we're hot to go.
That's very funny.

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We never get old.
Yeah, this podcast is old.

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Almost.
That's always concise and to the

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point, yeah.
Very old.

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Yeah, that's.
Three people never talk at the

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same time.
That's right.

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Three people talking at the same
time.

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Who doesn't want that?
Yeah.

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Sorry.
OK, Oh, is it my turn?

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I'm your.
First, yes, remember, we watch

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how we're.
Going to say this is this is

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brought to you by the Thistle
Theater, but we'll tell you a

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little bit about them later.
Yes, very well done.

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They have a show called The
Ladies Foursome coming up.

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Yeah, a little late.
We'll tell you about it.

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A little was late.
For it though, yes.

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I was late for it the.
Ladies, threesome is waiting,

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right?
I shouldn't say that.

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I just realized that that's it
it.

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Does sound a little.
I'm not participating in that.

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OK, The the other thing that I
was late for was Thanksgiving.

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Ding, Ding, Ding.
You can Ding the bell there

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'cause that was a good one.
What a surprise.

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Yeah, we had to drive.
You were.

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Late for Thanksgiving?
Yes, that's not unusual.

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You're late for everything.
That's not true, especially if

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Jeremy's getting us out the
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He hates being late, so he'll.
Still be late because you'll

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drag you.
No, we're on time.

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We're on time.
If he, if he's angry, if we're

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not early, if we're on time,
that's like kind of acceptable

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now.
But if we're late, it's like we

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all hear about it.
So, Rachel.

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Is like my mom trying to go for
a Thanksgiving dinner where

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everyone's sitting in the car in
the driveway, it's running, It's

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been running for 10 minutes, but
she's just has to finish doing

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the laundry, doing all the
dishes, washing the windows,

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feeding cats, vacuuming.
Are you in?

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My home like.
My thing is as soon as it like

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my wife is the one that wants to
get going and she says Are you

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ready?
And then I and I say, yeah,

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let's go.
And then she starts the car and

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I'm still, well, I don't have my
shoes on and where's my phone?

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And I need what else am I?
Looking No Jeremy and the kids

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are outside waiting for me while
I lock everything up and check

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everything again and grab what
we're missing and and I I come

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out and get there and.
So you were late for

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Thanksgiving?
Yes, but not because of that.

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We were late because we had to
drive to Milton because we had

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to go to Milton on Thanksgiving
weekend and the traffic was

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horrendous.
And yeah, it was going from the

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London area to Toronto and all
the construction that's along in

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right now.
Yeah, it's horrendous.

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So something that should have
taken us like an hour and 20

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minutes took 2 1/2 hours.
Do you do?

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You find Milton to be a really.
A hot spot?

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To visit a nice.
Place, I don't know, I don't

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really travel around it, but
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I mean, it's, I guess it's OK.
Whoever ghosts don't ghosts to

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Milton you always have to live
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You just drive by it.
People who live there, people

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live in Milton.
Really.

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Yeah.
Because they weren't out your.

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Right, Foreman, Yeah.
Is that prove it really?

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Is Milton is like Cambridge
doesn't really exist.

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Yes.
Is that true?

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It exists because I was there,
but we were late.

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Possible to know for sure?
Yes.

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Are you sure you didn't make it
all the way to my side?

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Everyone in Milton watches and
CIS, yeah.

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Are you sure you heard in
Oakville?

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No, I wasn't in Oakville.
No, we didn't.

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We didn't go that.
Way you had to.

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Be close.
I mean, it's not that far,

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right?
So you're in Burlington?

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We have.
Family in Oakville, we have

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family in Mississauga, and we
all kind of met in Milton.

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That helps.
Anyway, Jeremy's driving and

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he's got his little GPS on his
phone all set up on the thing,

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like it's magnet, magnet to the,
you know, the dent or whatever.

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Yeah.
And so he's got, for some

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reason, he's always got the map
going, which, you know, on this

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day was fine because there's so
much, there's so many slowdowns.

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We have to, because when the
passenger refuses to glance at

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the phone while we're driving
and help us out, we have to do

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it all by ourselves and then
have this exact you've been in

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the car but could you just
fucking help for once?

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She can't anyway.
Also not the point, OK.

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I feel like we're living double
lives, Foreman.

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Like we're mirrored.
We're mirrored on each other's

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lives here.
So all I'm hearing for the first

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probably hour and a half is
Jeremy talking about the

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traffic.
He's just like, Oh my God,

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what's going on here?
Oh my, look at this now.

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It's red.
Oh, it gets a little bit orange

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here.
Oh, then it's back to red.

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Oh, what the FS going going on
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He's talking about.
There's so many comments about

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the traffic and I finally said I
can see the traffic.

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I am in this with you.
You don't need to keep

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commenting on it because I can
see it.

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And then he just looked at me
and he's like fine, I'm not

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going to talk anymore.
And then I said, that's fine.

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So then we drive for a bit.
The kids are just actually, they

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weren't even really talking to
us at this point because they

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had their headphones on and
they're on their iPads.

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Oh, I thought you were enjoying
a rousing rendition of Kidz Bop

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Radio.
Well, we do that.

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We do do that sometimes, yeah.
That would mean.

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Because it's appropriate.
It's appropriate not in traffic.

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He's not talking anymore.
He's not talking.

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Well, we weren't ever really
stopped actually, which is kind

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of good you we were always
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So then maybe 1/2 an hour later
I stupidly said my God what is

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with all this traffic?
Like it's not letting up.

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Like there was literally at no
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half we were going 60,
continually moving but not going

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fast at all on the four O 1
after.

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You.
Told him Will you stop talking

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about the traffic and then you
say 1/2 hour later.

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I was thinking it loud and I
said what is with all this

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traffic like?
What?

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No.
No.

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No.
Then he looks at me and he goes.

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I'm not saying anything.
I've zipped my lips.

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He's like, don't ask me.
You told me to stop talking

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about it.
Wow, good for.

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Him that.
Shows incredible restraint.

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That's incredible restraint.
And I said, sure, I get it fine.

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I told yeah, I don't.
But I didn't need your constant

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commentary on it like for an
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like once in a while.
What's going on up here?

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Do you see anything?
But it was just constant like

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nothing else was was.
He had nothing else in his brain

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except to comment on the traffic
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Because he's the one.
Driving.

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Yes, Well, now that's all.
In it too.

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I'm sitting right there.
But you're still have.

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You're not focusing.
You're not concentrating.

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You're not.
The iPad just turn off the GPS

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you're.
Supposed to find us a way around

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the traffic.
That's your job.

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Like we're getting off the we
can't take the back roads all

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the way to where you can.
No, you can't.

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That.
That'd be ridiculous.

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They give you an alternate route
get off.

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Get, well, they weren't really
any.

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I don't know.
Anyway, it was horrendous.

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You weren't checking, you know
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Sure you didn't check since it's
been like 3-4 days since and

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I've not heard the end of my
comment.

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Because you're focused on how
much he went on about the

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traffic instead of the restraint
he showed after your comment and

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how you never helped him in the
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I think he thought vindicated
after my comment.

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Actually, I think it made him
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No, I know he was vindicated.
Yeah.

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But was he thankful for anything
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No, not that day, I can tell.
You that didn't think so?

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Not that Day didn't think so.
Not for a navigator.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast with Dave, Rachel
and Foreman.

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And this podcast is brought to
you by the Thistle Theatre.

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The Ladies Foursome by Norm
Foster.

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Yeah, the Thistle Theatre is an
embro.

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It's a Little Theatre company
and they're doing the Ladies

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foursome in November, November
8th, 9th, 10th and then the 14th

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to 16th.
And you can get tickets.

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They're $25 each, very
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Thistle-theatre.com.
Yeah, it's at the Old Town Town

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Hall in Membro, which is
historic and very cozy, very

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small, small stage, intimate,
which is really nice to be able

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to see a play like this.
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And you're either They're
discussing secrets, confessions,

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love, sex, children, everything
in between.

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Like a typical ladies foursome
on a golf course.

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Sure.
Yes, absolutely.

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That's not a typical male.
And it begins after, after a

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funeral, so you know.
That a male foursome would not

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be talking about any of those.
What do you talk about when you

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golf, Dave?
Your next.

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Shot not a lot, you know, mostly
we just, you know, we talk about

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how we hated that shot and we
hated.

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Yeah, you just talk about golf.
Really.

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In the moment.
Yeah, we're very much in the

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moment.
Occasional chat about other

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sports we don't discuss.
Love, sex, children, and

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everything in between.
You know some time to connect

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with your with your friends.
That's why our.

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Emotionally.
My foursome would be a a boring

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play, but this one isn't.
No, no.

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Not at all, no.
No, they throw some drinks in

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there.
It's a party.

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And they do, yeah, because
they're celebrating their

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friend's funeral.
And so they all gather in honor

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of their lost friend in this
play.

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And then an old friend of that
woman comes along and they all

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have to compare stories and they
get into it far more than than

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immense Foursome would.
Yes.

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All right, well, if you want
tickets, thistle-theatre.com,

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Thistle Theatre is in Embro.
The actors, I know they're all

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working on it right now and
doing lots of rehearsals, so

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check
themoutthistle-theatre.com.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
It's the podcast that'll make

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you shriek like Prince Charles
when he sees shrink wrap.

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Wait a minute.
He's King Charles, isn't he?

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Old Ham hands he.
Doesn't have ham hands, does he?

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He's got ham ears.
He's.

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Got ham hands, look at him.
Oh, yeah, it's big old balloon

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animals.
They're all King Charles's

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hands.
Looks like you.

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You filled a surgical glove with
gin and then painted them bright

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red.
Oh my God.

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He's the epitome of centuries of
British colonialism.

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One walking person, yes.
He's the guy.

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He's the guy.
Kids with the shrink wrap.

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Oh well, that's what I would
like to talk about actually.

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Oh, OK, King.
Charles apparently, according to

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a new book, and this is an
unauthorized biography.

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Aren't they all?
Yes, I was just going to, aren't

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they?
All he had a bizarre encounter

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with shrink wrap.
Did he know what it was?

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I bet you he didn't know what
it.

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Was he?
Might not.

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He didn't.
He.

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Didn't he?
Didn't it occurred when the then

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Prince of Wales listen?
This unauthorized biography says

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it occurred when the then Prince
of Wales walked into a dining

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room and was confronted with
food covered in plastic wrap.

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Sure.
Saran Wrap.

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His reaction was reportedly
quite dramatic.

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Charles shrieked upon seeing the
shrink wrap, clearly taken aback

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by its presence.
The Duchess of Cornwall,

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Camilla, quickly came to her
husband's aid.

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Hearing the commotion, She
rushed into the room to find

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Charles pointing at the shrink
wrap in confusion when she asked

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when he asked.
What's this?

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Camilla calmly replied.
Oh darling, it's cling film.

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Cling.
Film.

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Yes, aluminium.
But the Queen, I always felt

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like the queen for all the many
years, like all the years I was

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alive.
The Queen was the queen.

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We had the queen.
She was on the money, she was on

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the loonies, she was on the
Junie.

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She was just.
There.

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She was just there, but she was
the Queen was to me stoic.

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You know what I mean?
Of course she.

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She's the queen.
She was the queen, and she did

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exactly what you expected her to
do.

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I never felt like, well, I felt
like she was probably pampered.

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I always felt like she probably
didn't want to be pampered.

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You know what?
I.

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Mean yes I.
Mean, I don't.

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I mean, it's nice that I have,
but I don't need.

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Seem that way at least.
Yeah, Prince Philip, I always

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felt like, I've always, I always
felt like Prince Philip kind of

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enjoyed some of that stuff.
Oh yeah.

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Oh yes, I think.
So Prince Charles, who is now

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our king, King Charles, Prince
Charles.

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And This is why I find
fascinating about this.

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You know, the shrink wrap thing
is that Prince Charles, King

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Charles, is exactly who we think
he.

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Is what, from what I know from
the Crown is he was a a soft,

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insufferable little brat.
And his father, Prince Philip,

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sent him away to boarding school
to toughen him up.

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And he came back even softer.
Yeah.

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And he's been and he's stayed
just as soft his entire life.

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Look up Puffy, his hands are.
Yeah, I think so, yes.

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I have AI have a theory on on
that the Queen was never meant

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to be the queen.
No.

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So she wasn't raised.
I, I, I mean, she, she had a

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very, a life of luxury, of
course, but she wasn't raised to

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be the queen.
She wasn't, I, I don't assume

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she was as quite as pampered as
a future king would be when he's

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being raised because from birth,
you know, this baby is going to

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be the king, right?
So you protect him and you get

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him all this special education
and training and whatever.

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And, and you know, he has a
different life than all the

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other children of the.
Family he's.

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In line for the throne.
But the Queen never had that

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because she just became queen
when her father abdicated,

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right?
No.

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Abdicated, then it was her
father, and then she became.

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She became the heir, yes.
So.

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But I just looked it up and she
was 10 years old when her father

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became king, so she knew since
she was 10 that she was

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eventually going to be queen.
OK, I see.

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But.
She had that 10 year head start,

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sure to kind of be free and easy
down the road she goes.

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Yeah, maybe not being as spoiled
or as protected.

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He's.
Always been protected.

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Well, yeah, I.
Tell you here's here's some

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things from the book.
For instance, according to the

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biography here claims that
Charles embarked on a $34,000

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Canadian.
So that's 18,000 pounds, $34,000

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Canadian Royal Train trip from
High Grove to Penrith.

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I have no idea just to visit a
pub.

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Yeah, I could see him do it.
What a waste of money.

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He doesn't care, doesn't know
what money is.

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The one.
Of those.

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He probably doesn't ever touch
any.

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Peculiar, no?
Peculiar habits.

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And if you don't find the shrink
wrap peculiar enough, King

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Charles involved.
This is his morning teeth

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brushing routine.
He has his valet squeeze Exactly

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one inch of toothpaste on his
tooth.

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That's.
A lot.

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That's quite a bit of
toothpaste.

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This.
Level of precision is reportedly

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insured by using a special cloth
ruler to measure the toothpaste.

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No, and he can't squeeze his own
toothpaste.

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His valet, He.
Doesn't have to.

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Doesn't have to the.
King's whole attitude is why

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would I?
I don't have to literally do any

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of this shit.
The king reportedly requires

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assistance.
Tube of toothpaste it's not.

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Let's not done.
Let me finish.

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What is his ballet do for him
when he's sitting on the toilet?

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Yeah, he.
Requires assistance with various

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aspects of his daily attire,
including his having his

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pajamas.
Iron to perfection iron and

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along with his shoelaces.
I did hear years ago that they

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iron the Queen's sheets.
I know that they did that, they

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do that.
So I think they iron a lot of

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things.
That's a big deal.

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There's quite a lot of items in
between sheets and.

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Shoelaces.
Well, how about his?

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Breakfast.
Is is breakfast meticulously

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arranged?
He has three chilled balls of

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butter.
He has his toast served on a

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silver rack.
Chilled butter so it's not even

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spreadable?
Come on.

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And a cup and sauce are
positioned just so.

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Yeah, I can see that.
And one, do you remember, I

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believe we talked about this
because we had read somewhere

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that he takes his custom made
toilet seat with him.

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There you go.
Yeah, when he travels.

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I think we did just.
Like that claims, despite what

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Buckingham Palace says, they
deny those claims.

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He claims.
Yeah, he does.

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Of course.
He's got a toilet seat and still

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travels with his beloved
childhood teddy bear.

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Yes, that's.
Weird.

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You're damn right.
Everything right?

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Yeah.
So he's in this, in the in the

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food, whatever he's getting for
food, looking at the cling wrap.

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And Camilla comes over and says
he shrieked cling wrap.

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He shrieked.
You sure you know what it is

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like?
He's never.

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Seen never touched not.
Never seen it before.

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Literal silverware.
Like it's all silver, it's

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covered, it's got the thing on
it.

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He's.
Never had like McDonald's.

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No, like out-of-the-box he
doesn't.

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Even heard it like.
That burger out of the.

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Box.
Not that he hasn't had it.

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He actually doesn't know.
He has not heard of it.

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Not a chance.
I don't know that for a fact,

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but I know it's true.
I think he's more high

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maintenance than me, which is.
I was just going to say.

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Quite a bit.
You would be you would be an

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expert in that field.
At least I know what cling rap

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is.
This is due to wonderwhelming

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demand.
That's the perfect description

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of this podcast.
Low hanging fruit.

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That's what that's how we sell
it and package it so you get

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what you get.
It's underwhelming.

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That's how we sell it and
packaging.

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Yeah, that's right, we're the
fruit that you discover has a an

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old dead frog in the bag.
I wouldn't use that for.

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I mean, we're not the fruit from
the ground.

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We're not the apples that fell
off the tree.

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We're close, though we're low
hanging.

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But they're easily reachable,
yeah.

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Well, if we're not sure what's
what's fallen from the tree,

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people in air aren't sure what's
falling from the sky.

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Oh boy, that deserves a bell.
Good for you.

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Yeah, you got it.
It took you a while to get

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there, but I I respect it.
That.

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Was a good, that was a good one.
It took you.

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A while there was a seemingly
nothing story that came out over

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the news last week where the
Waterloo Regional Police we're

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investigating reports of a drone
in the area of Stanley and Main

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in air, the town Ayr Air that
was engaging in harassing

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behavior and causing property
damage.

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A drone.
A drone?

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Yeah.
It was said that someone was

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using a drone to drop an unknown
substance into houses, vehicles

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and properties overnight.
I had.

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I saw that and that's all I saw.
I didn't know really where it

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was or what.
I had to click the story to see

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that it wasn't my town.
Because you had the.

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Drone because we we still have
the drone.

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People hate that fucking drone.
It's still going.

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Oh yeah, and it's.
Been like a year.

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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

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More than a year.
You can't get rid of it.

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I know who it is.
I think I've been, I've been

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told who it is.
By 1.

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But I, I don't know if anyone's
talked to that person and that

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person's not on Facebook to see
the comments that people are

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making on the community page,
right?

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So it's best.
Not to be on Facebook anyway.

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Well, he's not on Facebook.
You're living a good life, he.

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Doesn't need to be on Facebook.
He's seen everything else you're

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doing.
He's spying in everybody's

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backyard.
Knows what you're doing.

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That's what you're physically
doing, yes.

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And need to see that stuff.
I had to make sure it wasn't my

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town and then I did read that it
was an error so.

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Yes, well, not only was it not
your town, it was also not a

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drone at all.
It wasn't a drone.

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Here we are in October and this
investigation started in August.

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August.
Yeah, the police at at one point

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had to reach out to the
University of Guelph to help

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identify the substance that was
being dropped by this drone on

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homes, vehicles and properties.
OK.

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And the University of Guelph has
determined that the substance is

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bird feces.
It's bird poop.

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Specifically from a blue Heron.
So the blue Heron is the drone?

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What's wrong with you people in
small towns?

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Do you know what a drone?
Is there's no drone, it's just a

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bird.
Do you know?

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What a drone is, a drone is.
It's a big bird up there that's.

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Pooping.
Let me tell you people of air

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00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:48,280
drones make this sound like.
Well, we know that.

459
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,360
Yeah, sure.
It's.

460
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,880
Loud.
It is loud.

461
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,600
You can definitely hear it.
Sure.

462
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,280
If you can't see it, you can
hear it.

463
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,160
You sure you're not?
You sure it's?

464
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,840
There's no more laughing sound.
Yeah, come on.

465
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,120
Wow so the blue Heron was like.
We thought that you had a drone

466
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,280
in your little small town,
Rachel.

467
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,280
Turns out it's just a bird.
It's a bird, yeah.

468
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,880
No, like the parents flying.
Around.

469
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,480
Months long investigation.
It's taking the.

470
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,720
University to investigate like
what a massive waste of

471
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,480
resources.
That's like a waste of time.

472
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,480
Absolutely.
I hope you can.

473
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,760
See what a silly waste of
resources this was?

474
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,680
It's obvious specifically from a
blue Heron.

475
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,080
I don't know.
Does that look different?

476
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,680
I have no.
Idea.

477
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,240
I think it would be a little
larger than from a Robin.

478
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,360
Well yes, that's true.
The blue Heron would have been

479
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,840
high enough in the sky that they
couldn't tell what it is then.

480
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,200
So that seems odd Look.
Here's what I would suggest to

481
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,320
you, Rachel, and all the people
in your small town.

482
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,920
Me, it is the same the drone.
Sure you do, the drone.

483
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,960
Oh, sure you do.
Yeah.

484
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,040
We're not the ones that don't
know what a drone is.

485
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,480
That's that's what you say.
What color have you investigated

486
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,840
it yet?
Has anybody investigated?

487
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,880
Look, don't.
Yes, I wouldn't advise the next.

488
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,160
Time the sky.
The next time, well, the next

489
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,560
time you see it in the sky,
don't stand directly under it,

490
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,080
Rachel.
I'll be the moving.

491
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,400
Target, I know what's good for
you.

492
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,040
Don't I just run around a bit,
there's less of a chance it'll

493
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,360
hit me zigzag.
That's right.

494
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,560
I.
Mean OK, come on so all of this

495
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,520
time the the crazy people of
air.

496
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,640
Yeah, where Rachel doesn't.
Live, I know what a drone is.

497
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,040
But you just haven't
investigated your seat.

498
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,840
Yeah, maybe you should
investigate it and find out what

499
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,960
exactly in.
The area who are not thrilled

500
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,360
about the drone and who, well,
maybe.

501
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,080
They'd like to start a month
long investigation like the

502
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,000
Waterloo Radio Police service,
Yeah.

503
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,680
And then find out for sure what
you're dealing with.

504
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,800
Here, Yeah.
And then have to put out these

505
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,200
news releases that, no, it's
just bird feces.

506
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,000
Yeah, it's just.
It's a bird.

507
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,720
Pooping on you.
Hearing the news read that is

508
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,320
was as delightful as back in
Halifax they had a a water

509
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,000
treatment pump go down because
everyone was flushing their

510
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,040
unflushable wipes.
Wipes and ranks quickly cloned

511
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,960
up the pump well running tests.
The utility reminds you the

512
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,400
three PS are the only things
that should get flushed.

513
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,600
Pee, poo and paper.
She said it.

514
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,200
She has to say it with a serious
face.

515
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,680
That's the real news.
Yeah.

516
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,000
When you have to tell people
that it's.

517
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,480
And make a journalist say that
with a serious face.

518
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,680
We've reached the stage.
Where?

519
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,320
Yeah, that's right.
That's true.

520
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,440
Yeah.
If I was the journalist saying

521
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:44,120
that, I would definitely crack a
laugh at that point, be like and

522
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,400
then give everybody a look like,
come on.

523
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,880
Guys, don't look up.
Don't.

524
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,520
Make me say it again.
Don't get under that drone

525
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,680
reach.
Zigzag pattern running, yeah.

526
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,080
You sure it wasn't just blue
with two reflective eyes and

527
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:15,400
stuff?
This is due to underwhelming

528
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,600
demand.
It's a podcast.

529
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,760
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
and we are approaching our 100th

530
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,680
episode of this thing that we
do, this podcast, and we're

531
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,960
going to do that apparently in
front of a crowd.

532
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,280
There we are.
So I'm told.

533
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,520
We're told out crowd.
Yes, I'm surprised.

534
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,920
I know.
I wasn't sure if anybody would

535
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,880
want to come.
Well, I mean, it's a small

536
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,680
crowd, but it's happening and
we're doing a live show on

537
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,040
November 2nd.
So if you're not coming, you

538
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,800
will be able to hear it because
we're going to make that into a

539
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,000
podcast episode, obviously.
So you'll hear that.

540
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,840
So the date is irrelevant, but
you'll hear.

541
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,320
It it's our 100th episode.
Congratulations guys.

542
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,760
We.
Had a you know, and you can

543
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,200
always send us messages. e-mail
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com.

544
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:05,240
Leave us message on on Facebook
Messenger, Leave us voice memos,

545
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,360
you know, leave a comment
anywhere.

546
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,560
And a lot of people did when we
first floated the idea of having

547
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,400
a live show.
Oh, really?

548
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,720
Yeah, like Beth had wrote, you
know, you the question is, would

549
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,320
you come?
And Beth wrote absolutely, this

550
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,960
is it DUD live.
Live.

551
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,720
I hope she got in.
Dave and Elmer said where and

552
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,200
when.
See, I'm well over 50 and not a

553
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,520
fan of going out at night and if
it's on a weekend before the end

554
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,800
of November, chances are I'll be
at the trailer.

555
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,920
But yet I would still love to
go.

556
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,320
OK.
Specific with his demands, yeah,

557
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,880
but OK, thank you.
Yeah, me.

558
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,440
That is, it's on a weekend, it's
in the morning.

559
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,160
It is in.
The morning it is.

560
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,440
Not a night time thing.
Not a night time.

561
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,360
Catered to you, Dave.
GAIL said she'd love to see us

562
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,560
live.
She watches on YouTube every

563
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,560
week, Janice says.
Me too.

564
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,920
Kelly Lynn says yes I would.
Verna says I would love to see a

565
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,600
live show.
You guys are so funny.

566
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,080
Linda said that'd be so cool.
Jerry said I think it'd be a

567
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,760
great time and said I would
absolutely love to come.

568
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,560
I have asked for this before.
It would be great to see you 3

569
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,560
in person.
I watch on YouTube every week.

570
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,520
Very nice.
We'll be there with bells on,

571
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,640
says John.
Dan says if Smartless can do it,

572
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,760
so can you guys.
Smartless didn't.

573
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,320
Take their.
Little show on the road.

574
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,160
And yeah, they were selling out
arenas, for goodness sake.

575
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,800
So yeah, I mean, they're, I
mean, there's superstars and

576
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,120
well, there are.
Three celebrities who go to a

577
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,200
theater and invite a fourth
celebrity.

578
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,160
Onto the show.
There's celebrities, so.

579
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,840
It's.
Hard to compete with that, but.

580
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,640
We also have a comment from
Brian that asks the simple

581
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:53,200
question, Will Dave talk to me
and Brian lives in Saint Mary's

582
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,280
David.
Ohh, I don't know.

583
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,560
I haven't talked to Brian in a
long.

584
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,640
Time Brian comes, see him in a
while comes.

585
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,360
Brian is coming, Brian and his
daughter Cassidy are coming, so

586
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,600
that'll be nice to see you as
well.

587
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,440
Good.
Yes, Melissa Kallenberg is

588
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,040
coming and she says, OMG, can I
just say I am so excited to meet

589
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,000
you three.
I'm sure it'll be nice for you

590
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
to finally put some faces to the
names.

591
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,760
And actually, yes, because we do
get messages from a lot of the

592
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,840
same people.
So it will be nice to know what

593
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,320
you look like and meet you in
person.

594
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,560
And then we can say we know one
another right then we're

595
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,080
friends.
She said also she was the

596
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,080
Melissa remember the one Melissa
who was like way behind on

597
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,160
episodes and we we said,
Melissa, when you get to this

598
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,320
episode 2 anyway, that's this
Melissa.

599
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,560
She said if you guys never
posted that video of looking for

600
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,360
Melissa, I'd probably still be
missing.

601
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,920
Now I make time to listen every
week.

602
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,600
I knew I missed you guys when
you left the radio, but now the

603
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,080
band is back together and it's
like you never left.

604
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,640
Now you can include
inappropriate language, which

605
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,120
makes it even more hilarious.
Although our live show is kid

606
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,040
friendly because there will be
some kids there.

607
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,680
I do know that mine and yours.
Yeah, and a few others that I.

608
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:06,120
Know of if your kids are coming?
Then I'm swearing, I swear.

609
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,440
In front of Julia.
I feel like such an adult.

610
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,920
Yeah.
Just for that occasion.

611
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,800
I'll do that, Yeah.
And if we want to end on a

612
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:19,640
funny, lighthearted note, yes,
we are sent a clip of a stand up

613
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,040
comedian.
We'll just listen to the

614
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,800
beginning, perhaps.
By Beth.

615
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,160
Beth Beecroft says it sounds
like Foreman wrote this

616
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,360
material.
Oh, what?

617
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,760
Oh, let's hear, OK.
Checking into a hotel in Canada.

618
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:35,040
It doesn't matter what day of
the week it is, there is a kids

619
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:42,000
hockey tournament there.
Yeah, there it.

620
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,280
Is that's true?
And they are staying on your

621
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,920
floor.
Aren't there every single kid?

622
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,480
Yeah.
I'm you were it's 46 different

623
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,520
countries around the world.
This is the only place in the

624
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,160
world that just lets their
children take over an

625
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,680
establishment.
Yes.

626
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,600
For the weekend, the kids are in
charge.

627
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:07,000
It's the Lord of the Flies.
There's a there's a pecking

628
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,920
order, there's a conch, there's
weapons.

629
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,680
You.
Know and if you're a parent in

630
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,920
the crowd tonight and you're one
of these people that lets their

631
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,040
child take over a hotel on
behalf of the rest of us, go

632
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:27,000
fuck yourself because.
You worked really hard, Grandma.

633
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,200
So do washing machines.