We S*&t on Everybody and Don't Take it Seriously! (Ep. 104)

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Rachel says we're going to do
this and this, this is just like

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going skiing or golfing or
whatever.

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We don't do it.
Well, see, somebody was in my

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neighborhood selling skis.
Youth skis.

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Did you buy some?
No.

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She, well, I thought I might and
thought.

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About it for a second.
Wow.

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And now she couldn't even find
the post if she tried.

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You guys don't think I'd do
anything.

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I do things 'cause.
I do the last we did a bit where

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you don't do anything.
If I do, I do.

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I do things.
I golf.

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I golf now.
I'm a golfer.

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Golf.
How many times golf?

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Like 5 or 6 times this year.
Did it was. 1/5 or.

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Six.
That's true.

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Maybe like did maybe one or two.
It was one.

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No, it was more than one time
or. 6.

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No, that's.
You only told us about 1:00 and

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if it had been more you
definitely would have told us

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about them.
So.

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Way you go fire.
Me because he he.

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Did at the in front of an
audience.

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Every time if I go skiing, I'll
take a video, I'll show you.

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You won't.
This is due to underwhelming due

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to underwhelming demand, the
Cyber Tuesday of podcast Daily

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dollar tour.
Is it?

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Oh yeah, I guess.
Cyber Tuesday, a lot of thing.

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No.
No, it's Giving Tuesday, right?

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Is it?
Yes, we've started giving you

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this one for free.
Here you go, you can have this

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one.
You're welcome.

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You can have it.
You should have started on a

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more generous note.
I feel like it's giving Tuesday.

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I didn't know that it was.
Here's your new episode.

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Because the joke was Siren.
Never mind.

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I get it.
I get.

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Never, never mind.
Can we?

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Can we keep moving?
Yes.

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Yes, we absolutely can, but not
to Swiss Chalet.

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Oh boy.
You've been warned right off the

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bat.
OK.

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They are welcome to sponsor said
podcast and clear the air.

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I feel like they won't after
this.

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I feel like they won't.
They should.

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They should be forced to.
They have a lot of explaining to

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do.
If you look it up, I I feel like

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if you looked it up, Swiss
chalet is in the same sort of

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family group or whatever as the
keg.

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Who owns the keg?
Swiss Chalet is far below the

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keg.
Oh yeah, it's owned by Recipe

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Unlimited Corporation that
operates several restaurant

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chains such as Swiss Chalet,
Harvey's and The Keg.

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There you go, Rach.
I hadn't.

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I've never even heard of Recipe
Unlimited.

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Order chicken the next time
you're at the keg.

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You can guess where they're
going to get it.

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Well I OK I'm going to let
Foreman tell a story but I have

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gotten sick from Swiss chalet 2
times.

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All right, I've got to sit back
and not see anything for a while

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because I can't afford to be
sued.

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So go ahead guys.
Well, it's not just Swiss

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Chalet, Harvey's and the Keg.
It's also Eastside, Mario's,

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Kelsey's, Montana's, New York
Fries, Saint Hubert and the

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Pickle Barrel.
OK, there you go.

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They.
Own them all.

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Should we really be naming them
all?

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Maybe.
I feel like maybe we should be

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anonymous with this.
We should just not.

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I'm fine with many of those
other chains other than.

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Yeah, I've actually haven't had
any problems at the end.

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And I'm generally fine with
Swiss Chalet.

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In fact, I was excited to go, as
was the entire family, to go

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finally get make our annual
pilgrimage, as every Canadian

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must do, to go get a festive
special.

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Yes, of course.
Yeah, they.

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They're back.
They are back, Yeah, they've

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been back for a little while
because I had one too.

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Well, and what a genius evening
to combine offers when you can

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go on the kids, eat free
Wednesdays and get a festive

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special.
Everybody wins.

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Sure, yeah.
Yes, you would be wrong, David.

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You would be wrong, Rachel.
Again, just stay out of this.

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Beware because even outside of
Swiss Chalet, you may drive past

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a Swiss chalet on a Wednesday
and find a wooden cartoon

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chicken that simply says kids
eat free with zero fine print.

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Right, this is not the problem.
There's no fine print on the

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website.
There's no fine print on the

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menu.
Oh, OK, so we've really looked

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for some.
We have because at the end of

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the foreman's meal in which
Ashley and I had festive

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specials and the kids had, you
know, a bunch of shit.

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Something from the kids menu.
Whatever, I don't care.

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Probably chicken Nuggets and
fries.

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Yeah, there's a drink, there's a
meal and there's dessert.

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Have out.
There, Shirley Temple, yeah.

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Right.
Ashley just wanted her lint

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chocolates and we can get out of
there.

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That's right, right.
So.

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You get the festive special.
But on the bill, we were charged

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for the kids meals.
Oh, I thought it was Kids eat

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free Wednesday.
It sure was supposed to be what

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happened.
And so yours truly said whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Kids eat Wednesdays.

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The chicken told me so.
Right.

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The chicken outside says it,
Yeah.

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And she said, oh, but that's
only on regularly priced addled

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entrees.
If you order regularly priced

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addled entree then you get a
kids meal for free.

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So because you had the festive
special, which matter?

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Which I was keen to point out on
several occasions in this

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interaction about how the
festive special costs more than

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a regular meal.
Yes, it absolutely.

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Yes it does.
And I know that because I had

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one.
Yeah, it's a it's and we had two

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several dollars more than the
regular quarter chicken meal.

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Especially when you go with the
white meat festive special, they

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cost a little.
More yes.

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On top of the regular festive
special.

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You're right, Yes, they charge
you for those lint chocolates.

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Waitress, do you think?
I mean, do you think is it

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really that special?
Well, it's a fun.

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Fact.
It appears it's not very

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festive.
No.

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Well, it doesn't bring a lot of
good tidings, that's for sure.

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No.
No.

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Joy, their pocket.
No one.

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Joy.
Yeah.

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No one gets festive when their
pocket's being picked.

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Right.
No one likes to be bamboozled,

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OK, And here we are at we're
we're at a stalemate with our

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waitress because she said no,
no, no, that's not the deal.

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And I said no, no, no, that
actually is the deal.

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And she had to go to the back
check with the manager.

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She was gone for quite a long
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I know whether you talked to the
manager.

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I didn't talk to the manager,
she didn't offer that option.

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She had to go back twice to
another area to talk to them

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herself.
My and the manager didn't want

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to come out the second time.
Right.

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They did not want to come out.
And then in the end, she did

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remove the cost of the
children's meals, but I believe

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it probably came at her expense.
Really.

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You think so?
So she had to.

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Again, once again turning not
This is not a very festive

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special.
It's not festive for her either.

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No.
Did you take special or?

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Festive about this.
Yes, we gave.

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Her a tip OK, good.
All right.

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What I mean because she did do
that then did.

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You give her a tip that that
covered that covered both of

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those meals.
No.

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And you didn't give her a good.
Tip.

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Any adult meal.
Here's your fault.

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You have to faint her, you said.
Those are supposed to be the

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minute.
I said, well, the only reason

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we're here.
Is.

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So these two don't have to pay
for anything.

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If he had ordered a regular
meal, which is cheaper, yes,

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then she would have gotten a
smaller tip anyway because they

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would have only paid for those
two meals, correct?

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What kind of logic?
Is she got a bigger tip because

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it was based on the increased
price of the festive special?

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Right.
Yeah, I agree.

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I think it should be free and
like the festive special any any

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adult meal should give you a
free kids meal if that's the day

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they.
All do.

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Well, yeah, except for the
festive special.

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Like that's the only thing not
included.

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Right.
Or any other temporary offer I

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suppose.
That's dumb like that.

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Can't be.
Ridiculous.

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Yeah.
Why?

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So we went to Swiss Chalet and
it again had the chicken outside

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saying you.
Kids eat free.

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We'll hold on.
Stop.

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What are you?
Doing at Swiss Chalet, did you

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not just say at the beginning,
at the start of this whole?

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Thing.
Yeah, one time I got sick of

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swish.
Yeah.

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Why are you back?
I believe wasn't it two times

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that you've gotten?
Severe food poisoning.

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Severe at there was two
different locations and I won't

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go to those ones.
OK, but did you?

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I have grown up going to Swiss
Chalet almost.

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Diagnosed food poisoning or is
this Rachel going?

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I don't feel well so I was
poisoned by the food.

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Oh no, me, Jeremy and Julia.
Actually, Kendall was a baby at

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the time.
So this was seven years ago. 7

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1/2 And so Kendall was a baby.
So the three of us got food

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poisoning really badly and it
like couldn't function.

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I had to call my mom and be
like, you need to come and take

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this baby because no one can
care for it today.

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Like no one can care for this
baby if and Kendall wasn't

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heating yet because I'm.
Not accusing any any restaurant

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of food poison, you know,
because that's a.

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Serious.
That's a serious charge.

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It was.
It was absolutely because the

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chicken was raw.
Put.

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Money in the middle?
I'm suggesting my mom would

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serve me completely raw chicken.
If you got food poisoning at a

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restaurant and you know what
restaurant it was like, it's not

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like you.
Did I can't say that I can't

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say.
If if you in fact believe that a

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restaurant gave you food
poisoning, why, why, why, why

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and why 30 times more would you
ever set foot back and said

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restaurant?
OK, so here.

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Here's my lifelong attachment to
Swiss Chalet.

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Was it one of the locations that
I probably went to by the way?

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It might have been.
Yeah, I think that narrowed the

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25% closer.
Right.

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Just, I don't know.
Anyway, so I grew up going to

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Swiss LA almost every single
Sunday for lunch after church.

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Every.
Sunday, almost every week, yeah.

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My whole family, we would go at,
I would say at minimum once a

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month.
Never, Never once did I get

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never once did any of us get
sick And then and so, so I've

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always loved Swiss Chalet I, I
got.

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Your love of the keg.
We didn't.

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That's not where we went.
We went to Swiss Chalet.

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But I do love the keg too.
And the mini brands of recipes

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Unlimited, right?
I, I have no, there's no so I

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then I then after I got sick 2
times, like the first time, I

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thought, of course it's just a
fluke.

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So we tried a second, second
restaurant a while after a

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second location and and got sick
from that one too.

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And so then after that we swore
off Swiss Chalet.

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We are not.
So we have not had Swiss Chalet

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for probably 8 years, seven,
well since that time, seven

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years.
But the lure of the festive.

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Special, special, yeah, yes.
So here's what happened.

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We decide we we've gone back to
Swiss Chalet maybe two or three

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times this year with our
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So the allure of the chicken out
front that says kids eat free

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because that's that's great.
But our chicken did not say

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Wednesday days only.
So here we go into Swiss Chalet

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on a weekend, thinking I'm going
to get my festive.

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I'm going to get a.
Free on a weekend.

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Well, the chicken was out there.
It does the.

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Chicken says for kids eat from.
We're like, oh, kids eat free.

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Look at that.
Great.

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We go in.
Oh no, it's only on Wednesdays.

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Like what?
OK, fine.

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Like we just kind of take
whatever.

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It's only Wednesdays.
We're like, all right, fine,

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whatever.
And then we did get the festive

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special.
But the festive special, the

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food was OK.
The service was terrible, very

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bad, which is another thing.
And it was just very busy.

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And then we had to pay for
every, everybody's meal.

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So we weren't, we weren't
thrilled.

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We weren't thrilled.
Well, they're telling everyone

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to come in with the free, free
kids and then that's.

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How you're getting us all in
there, all of us, parents,

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you've you've tricked us now.
You.

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We you've.
Tricked us to come in and pay

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for more expensive meals, and
then you're not giving us the

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deal that you've promised.
You're not holding up your end

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of the bargain.
Or the food poisoning you're

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used to.
Yeah.

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Exactly so.
Now, damn it.

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The last experience I had was
not not great.

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So now I'm like, you know what,
Swish LA, I gave you a chance.

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I came back.
Eight or eight or nine times.

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Fool me.
Once fool me.

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Once. 9 times.
Not no.

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I'm gonna go somewhere else,
right?

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I loved you for so long.
And then you then you really

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screwed me.
And then I gave you a chance

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again.
And now I'm not.

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Not for it.
Not here for it.

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That's right.
So I'm.

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I'm with you Forman.
And This is why it sucks to be

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in the service industry.
You too.

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Well, tell your boss to take the
chicken down.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
The podcast that would make for

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a pretty lousy Secret Santa
gift.

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Just just saying.
Unless you maybe have a friend

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with a business and they would
like a sponsorship.

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OK, sure.
So here's a gift.

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That'll cost you money.
Well, yeah, you have to buy it

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for them.
Oh, that OK, Yeah, that makes

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sense.
We could whip up a gift card,

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sure.
Well, we are sponsorless, so

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that would be great if you, you
know, if, if, if what you want

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for Christmas is to sponsor this
podcast, you're in luck.

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Here's here's your.
And really, who's not thinking

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of that?
That's right, here's your

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opportunity.
Dave.

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Rachel Foreman at Gmail dot com
OK or you can go to our web

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website, underwhelming.ca.
Go there.

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Dot CA yeah, that's new.
So check it out because we

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really like to show it off.
We would.

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We would like Dave.
'S going to write a new blog for

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us too AM.
I yes, I do.

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I have something coming.
I have something coming.

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All right, It's the holiday
season.

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Whoop Dee Doo, that's.
Right, it's the holiday season.

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Dickory dot so so.
Don't.

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It's time to do your Christmas
shopping.

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Are you done, Rachel?
No, I've barely started.

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Oh, I've barely.
Started.

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I know, I know.
It's this is the time though

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when I start like Black Fridays.
I usually try and have a list by

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then so that I know what
everybody wants and I can kind

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of go through it.
But my kids are so Foreman.

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Do you find this now?
Like the kids don't really play

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with toys anymore.
They're of the age where like, I

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don't really know what to get
them now.

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They don't play with me.
And you can't buy.

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You can't buy hardly any
clothing of any kind.

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Oh, oh, God, she's 11.
Oh, yeah.

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And no, like, she doesn't pick
it out.

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Then she's not wearing.
It, yes, yeah, that's the same

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with.
Us and herein lies the problem

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so.
You're in.

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You're dealing, Rob.
You're you're dealing with

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children and I'm not really
dealing with I have a child and

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we're we've been after her.
Can you please let us know what

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you want for Christmas?
So because, you know, don't.

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Know what to get you?
We, we don't know.

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We could, you know, try to
guess, but that doesn't go well.

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Trust.
That's not a fun Christmas.

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You know, mom and dad guess and
and they get the wrong thing.

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So, you know, could you please
tell us?

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So we have a kind of a rule
around here that, and that is I

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always, as you know, Rachel, I
do do quite a bit of shopping,

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mostly for my wife, but for
other, you know, now I, I kind

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of try to look after both the
girls in my family and, you

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know, I have other kids and
stuff that I have to look after.

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But I, I come up with ideas on
my own that I, you know.

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Yes, I have to give Dave credit
because he's quite a thoughtful

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gift giver and I think he comes
up with great ideas.

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Actually, but I we use.
And here, by the way, I hear

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that we are nearly complete our
shopping, I've been told.

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Oh, good.
Good for you.

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OK.
For you're not doing very good.

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I've I've heard.
For that I've heard.

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That our shopping is almost
complete.

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So you're going to go out for
your wife on Christmas Eve and

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find something at Shoppers Drug
Mart, right?

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No, I already bought her
something Winter.

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Tires, winter tires.
We did discuss that.

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Oh, I see.
Right.

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OK.
Well, we're not doing that.

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We we tend to now what we'll do.
Is.

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You know, we generally will go
well, what do you want for

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Christmas?
Because I would like to get her

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things that she needs, sure
needs.

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And if I can provide a couple of
things above and beyond that,

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that's great.
So as you know, a number of

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years ago, I think my wife asked
for a a vacuum.

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And that was like a quite the
dilemma because you know, you

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don't want to give your wife a
vacuum, do you?

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Yes.
And we worked that one out and

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it worked out fine.
But this year I got a list.

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OK.
From her, from your wife, OK.

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So a couple of things I've
already looked after.

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She wanted some running shoes.
She needed a new case for her

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phone.
She's not going to hear this

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right.
She doesn't listen to.

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Me maybe she doesn't doesn't.
Tell her not to listen till

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after Christmas.
Anyway, so here's the other

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things on her, things that she's
given me that she wants me to

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get for her.
A bra and a sports bra.

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OK, good luck.
Those are two different things,

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are there?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Regular and that.

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Much I knew and when she asked
for I believe it was the sports

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bra, she said you better do some
research and I thought.

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Does she have a particular brand
that she liked?

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No, I have no idea.
OK, I.

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Didn't have bras are tricky
because you have to try them on

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typically or if you know what
you wear then you can just buy

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that.
There's any number.

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So you might need to go through
some drawers at home.

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I have.
Bad idea, yeah.

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Bad idea.
Yeah.

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Get Charlotte to help you with
that.

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Charlotte did help me with that.
Right, so women have to wear

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different bras when they're
working out.

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Yeah, you want something
because.

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They're more supportive.
Yeah, for want of a better word,

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doesn't jiggle as much.
Right.

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Correct.
Yeah, right.

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OK, so I.
Won't hang low or wobble to and

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fro.
Right.

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You can't tie them in a knot
when they're.

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Stopped in there, OK.
So.

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I have, I've had literally no
experience in buying a bra

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before, although I really like
to use the term brassiere 'cause

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I think it's funny.
I'm here for a brassiere in some

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underpants, yes.
Oh.

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My.
God.

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Steer me in the direction of the
Brazil panties because I

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freaking hate that.
I think it sounds so gross.

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Can't see.
The Lion can you?

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No.
My.

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Can't see it at all, Dad.
All right.

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So the last time I decided to
provide because I knew that it

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was required, it was very close
to her birthday and Mother's

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Day, which always happened at
the same time.

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So I bought a gift certificate.
I spent a lot of money for a

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gift certificate and then
everything closed down because

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it was COVID.
Oh yes.

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And then there was a rumor that
the gift certificate to the

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particular place that I bought,
there was a rumor going around

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that because of COVID and
because they've been closed for

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a couple of months, they were
never going to reopen, right?

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Oh boy, did I get in trouble for
that.

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Oh my.
Don't give me a gift card for a

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store that doesn't exist.
Right.

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Yeah.
Generally a good yes.

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Sure.
Well, you didn't know that at

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the time.
No, but that's still we.

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Didn't think we were going to be
shut down for as long as we

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were.
Excuse it doesn't work.

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I tried that.
How was I to know?

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Yeah, well, true.
Truly, none of us knew.

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We all thought we'd be home for
two weeks and that was.

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It so wish me luck Foreman, have
you ever had to do?

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Where are you going to go?
What's your plan?

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I don't know do.
You have a plan, yet you don't

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have AI have.
I have a size, that's about all.

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OK.
Well, that's good.

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That's a good start.
Yes, some bras bra brands fit

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differently.
Yeah.

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So it really is something that.
You need to go any further,

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Rachel.
This is my problem.

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I'm stuck with it.
I'll live with it.

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OK.
Do you have like have you gone

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through some drawers and you
might know like what kind of

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what brands she prefers?
You bring some examples with you

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to the store.
No, just at least you know where

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to go to find them.
Yeah, the store that all that

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didn't close during COVID, I can
go back there.

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Yeah, they're still open, so.
OK, Well then that's.

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Good.
Yeah, good.

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Wish me luck.
Maybe the customer service

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representative could have try
some on for you.

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OK, I know.
I'm sure they love it when men

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come in and they're like.
I don't think.

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I I need to buy a sports bra for
my wife.

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Like it's not lingerie, it's not
like night.

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It's like I.
Need her size?

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I'm not doing that.
No, thank you.

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No.
That's a big ask.

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I think of your wife.
That's a big ask.

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But if anyone's up for the job,
I think it's you.

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I'll.
Let you know.

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Yeah, report back.
I'm very intrigued to hear what

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happens.
This is due to underwhelming

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what?
Who's talking?

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I but I was leaving.
I dropped my phone on the floor

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and I didn't.
We start again.

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I'll just keep going, I don't
care.

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Nobody sponsors this fine thing
anyway.

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This may be why no one sponsors.
Maybe because we shit on

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everybody and we don't take it
seriously.

461
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,520
If you want to sponsor us, check
out underwhelming.ca, OK?

462
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:51,280
This this is due to
underwhelming demand the podcast

463
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,080
and if podcasts were Christmas
decorations, we would be tinsel.

464
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,840
Nobody uses us anymore.
I knew that was coming.

465
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,720
You did.
I like that you knew that that

466
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,160
was.
Coming.

467
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,920
I knew it was gonna be tinsel.
Yeah, really OK of.

468
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,880
Course, we're tinsel.
Because nobody uses it.

469
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,840
Yeah, because it's completely
irrelevant and doesn't exist

470
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,360
anymore.
Unnecessary and.

471
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,160
Useless really when you get
right down.

472
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,120
No one wants.
Useless.

473
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,720
Nobody wants it.
That's it.

474
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,520
That's.
At least we're we're glitter

475
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,480
and.
When you do use it, you have a

476
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,880
high, much higher risk of
burning down your house.

477
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,440
Well, that was fun.
All right.

478
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:32,000
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
Yes, you know, it was also super

479
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,320
fun this past week.
It's.

480
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,840
Sad Rachel, my family and I went
and saw Wicked the movie.

481
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,560
That sounds like fun.
Yeah, we went and saw it the day

482
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,400
it came out on the Friday.
I think we saw it on the

483
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,120
Saturday, so my girls were super
excited.

484
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,640
As you know, maybe you don't
know, I am a big musical theater

485
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,800
nerd.
And now my children are as well.

486
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Much to Jeremy's dismay, who has
learned all about musicals in

487
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,960
the last 11 years or more, or a
little bit more because a.

488
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,240
Good I like a good show tune I
mean I.

489
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,920
Sure.
We used to, we used to.

490
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,680
We used to love to sing show
tunes.

491
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,880
When we were doing the radio
show, we were doing that.

492
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,400
You are 16 going on, you know
'cause we sang that one with

493
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,600
the.
I'm going to see that.

494
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,680
Actually, this isn't.
That's the Sound of Music, Yeah.

495
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,000
Yes, yeah, at the Grand Theatre.
Anyway, so we went to go see

496
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,400
Wicked 'cause it's a much
anticipated, huge movie.

497
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,840
Everyone's so excited to see it.
And so I got tickets.

498
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,200
I bought tickets like a week and
a half early to make sure that

499
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,800
we could get in and get a this.
Is like Star Wars for you,

500
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,400
isn't?
It yes ohh yeah, this was I was

501
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,120
super.
Nearly as probably as much fun.

502
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,400
Well, I think it's way more fun.
OK, I've literally never seen

503
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Star Wars.
I know, and this may shock you,

504
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,200
but I had never seen Wicked.
Well, I didn't even know it.

505
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,720
I know a musical.
I've been in musicals.

506
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,920
I've been in The Sound of Music
and others.

507
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,680
I didn't even know Wicked was a
musical.

508
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,840
No idea.
Wicked was a book, wasn't it?

509
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,920
A book 1st and then.
There isn't a novel and maybe,

510
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,840
maybe, I guess it's probably
based on the novel.

511
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,840
Fun fact, the novel is not for
children.

512
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,280
I looked at this book at Costco
and I thought Julia really loved

513
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,400
loved the play and I thought I
should get her this book.

514
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,280
It is not for.
No, they tell you, don't let

515
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,240
your kids.
Read do not let your kids read

516
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,720
this book.
It is nothing like the musical.

517
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,560
It has a lot of adult themes and
any every like, bad, like it's

518
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,920
not good, not good.
And I didn't know that.

519
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,840
And before I kind of looked at
it, it's not a children's book

520
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,040
at all.
But the movie is.

521
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,600
But the movie is, yeah, the the
movie is the musical.

522
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,640
The Musical.
Came out like 20 years ago on

523
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,560
Broadway and, and so.
They tamed it.

524
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,720
They, they, they well.
Guessed it, they take it from

525
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,520
the book.
Yeah, I haven't read the book,

526
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,000
but I've I've heard that the
book is absolutely not for

527
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,280
children.
Not just that it's, I don't know

528
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280
if it's scary, but it's like
very inappropriate.

529
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,800
Oh well, I want to read that
more than I've ever wanted to

530
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,400
read.
Intrigued in reading the book

531
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,920
that I haven't seen.
Well, I haven't read.

532
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,160
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if you've

533
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,960
read the book, you let us know
what you think of it, OK.

534
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,000
And if you've seen Wicked, let
me know because I know a lot of

535
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,720
people went this weekend.
I bought tickets.

536
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,120
Our theater was completely sold
out, so I'm glad that we got

537
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,520
tickets for when we did.
I didn't realize it was so long.

538
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,680
It was 2 hours and 40 minutes.
And so I bought the six 6:30 PM

539
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,400
show.
So Jeremy's like, oh, the kids

540
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,280
are going to be up really late.
I'm like. 1:00 PM, please.

541
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,320
Yeah, I know.
We didn't.

542
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,920
I didn't know that.
Anyway, so we loved it.

543
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,200
It was so great.
Ariana Grande, Cynthia Areevo.

544
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,640
And they sing live the whole
time.

545
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,720
They are not recorded and lip
synching.

546
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,120
They're singing live the whole
time, which is like, amazing.

547
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,920
Impressive when?
You think of it, it's like,

548
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,960
well, yeah, they do that on
Broadway all the time.

549
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,400
Like these people are these
people sing live 8 * a week.

550
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,240
So that's it makes sense that
they would do that.

551
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,600
But after that, like accurate
sound on a movie set, no.

552
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,040
Well.
Yeah, on a movie, you need it to

553
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,680
be absolutely perfect because it
plays that way forever.

554
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,640
Right A.
Broadway show you could You can

555
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,720
do it again tomorrow night.
Yeah, that's true.

556
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,520
That's true.
Anyway, so my whole Instagram

557
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,800
feed is now and TikTok
completely just musical theatre

558
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,000
stuff and all about Wicked and
all the interview clips and all

559
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,960
the actors that were in it.
And you know who's in it that

560
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,280
you would be interested to know?
Bowen Yang from SNL.

561
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:34,200
OK, because I know you love SNL.
Did you as I do out of curiosity

562
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,480
and I know the answer to this.
Because is it the iceberg that

563
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,920
sank the Titanic?
Yeah, I saw your Instagram post

564
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,520
or whatever.
Yeah, you didn't drag Jeremy to

565
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,800
this, did you?
Yes, yeah, we did.

566
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,280
I think he liked it.
He didn't say much.

567
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,960
Saturday or a Sunday?
It was a Saturday night.

568
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,280
Saturday night.
Hockey night, you know?

569
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,000
So the Leafs were probably.
They probably lost.

570
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,280
I don't, I don't know they were
playing or not, Yeah.

571
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,400
That's really.
Were they playing last Saturday?

572
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Oh sure, Yeah, they do.
Every Saturday.

573
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,080
Yeah, we were at.
Generally.

574
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,840
Generally, You know what else I
made him turn off sports for

575
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:15,200
last night is I finally watched
Hot Frosty on.

576
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,320
Netflix, you're just you're,
you're so.

577
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,560
I'm a glutton for punishment.
I'm not, but I wanted to see it.

578
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,560
Everybody was like, it's so bad,
but you can't turn it off.

579
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,680
And so I was like, OK tonight,
Jeremy, we're not watching

580
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,560
sports.
We're watching Hot Frosty.

581
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,080
It was bad.
You didn't like hot frosty?

582
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,240
No, it was OK.
It was.

583
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,720
It's very bad.
It's a bad movie.

584
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,960
There's some laughs in there
like it's OK, but it's not like

585
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,400
it's it's good because it's bad,
you know what I mean?

586
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:48,920
It's not.
Right.

587
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,120
It was amazing.
Good because it's bad.

588
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,640
No, Wicked is good because it's
good.

589
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,120
No, isn't it about it's you're
fucking bad now you're

590
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:57,800
confusing.
Me.

591
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,000
Well, wicked.
Why is it called?

592
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,960
Yes, sure, so Wicked and I know
that you loved the Wizard of Oz

593
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,120
Wicked is about how the Wicked
Witch becomes the Wicked witch,

594
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,360
right?
Yes, And the and the Witch of

595
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,120
the North.
Glinda is the the good witch,

596
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,760
right?
My fan theory is Glinda is

597
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,160
actually not very nice.
And if you watch the movie,

598
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,520
you'll be like, Oh yeah, like
she's kind of mean.

599
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,360
She's a bully.
I said it come at me.

600
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,120
I the.
Wicked, the wicked.

601
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,760
Witch I feel it makes you feel.
Bad for her, for goodness sake.

602
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,840
The Wicked Witch.
Stole photo.

603
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,520
In the Wizard of Oz, so
eventually she becomes, so

604
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,120
anyways, the the wicked that
came out was Part 1.

605
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,120
There's going to be a Part 2
great.

606
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:48,120
Which then ties in who becomes
like the Tin Man and the

607
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,440
Scarecrow and the Lion, right?
And it ties all that.

608
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,360
Together.
We already know that, yeah.

609
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,520
But yeah, I think we already
know that.

610
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,440
We're would become Are they the?
Farmhands from Dorothy's.

611
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,520
Well, in her dream they are.
Yeah, but I don't know they're

612
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,240
gonna tell I.
Like I know from 80 years ago.

613
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,960
What are you talking about?
In Wicked, in the that some of

614
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,920
those characters become these
characters.

615
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,240
OK, Like that's part of the
story.

616
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,240
I feel like we should have left
that, you know, you know, this

617
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,280
was a book that.
Was it that was cool and badass?

618
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,080
Why didn't HBO make the movie?
Why didn't HBO?

619
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,000
I don't know, maybe they will,
but I haven't read the book.

620
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,320
And don't buy it for your
children for Christmas are.

621
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,800
There any flying monkeys in
this?

622
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,760
Movie.
Yes, there is.

623
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,600
Yeah.
Oh, did everyone in the theater

624
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,560
sing?
No.

625
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,200
The Rock said you could.
He did.

626
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,840
Yeah.
He says go ahead and sing.

627
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,440
Yeah, and Moana.
Yeah.

628
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,520
Sing, sing, sing.
Moana's next.

629
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,800
Next weekend, yeah.
Are you poor Jeremy?

630
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,840
Wow.
Merry Christmas to Jeremy.

631
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,800
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

632
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,440
It's a podcast.
It's a podcast that doesn't have

633
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,240
a sponsor.
If you'd like to be a sponsor,

634
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:24,560
go to our website,
yeahunderwhelming.ca or you can

635
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,520
get a hold of us.
Dave, rachelforeman@gmail.com.

636
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,400
We like to hear from you.
Yes, we do.

637
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,400
As a matter of fact, this is the
portion of the podcast where we

638
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,360
get some of your feedback, so
and thank you for that.

639
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.

640
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,120
Thank you to Jerry.
Show.

641
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,880
Yeah, Jerry sent us a segment
idea.

642
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,840
Why I'm?
Why I?

643
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,480
Why am I the one reading this?
OK.

644
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Send Foreman out with Aaron, you
know from ENP Equine.

645
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,640
Right.
Yeah.

646
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,640
For a day in the life type
piece, let hilarity ensue.

647
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,320
Yeah, that would be actually
with her.

648
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,440
To do the equine massage and
nerve release.

649
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,400
Yeah, that would be fun.
Me massaging a horse, that's

650
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,880
what.
We all want to go out and make

651
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,240
the horses feel better, take
care of them.

652
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:16,760
You'd get all squeaky and that's
a great idea.

653
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,440
Thank you for that last long.
We will investigate that.

654
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,400
Yes, right.
Yeah.

655
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,840
OK, well, Katie says I'm a Mount
Elginite here.

656
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,600
Mount Elgin?
Are you just listening to the

657
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,520
podcast today?
Just reading this one.

658
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,400
OK, go ahead.
Yeah.

659
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,520
Yes, they're the ones that their
town challenge is for everyone

660
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,680
to have a giant inflatable
gingerbread man.

661
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,160
And so she says 84% of the
people voted on our Facebook

662
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,760
poll for gingerbread men.
Only 4% wanted snowmen and one

663
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,520
of those 4% called in it was
Anita.

664
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,560
Anita did speak up and admit to
being the one who called in when

665
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,720
it was questioned in our
neighborhood Facebook group.

666
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,520
The pressure is on for her to
participate because she was the

667
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,720
one that called and that's why
we talked about it and said that

668
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,440
my town's doing this, but I
don't want to participate.

669
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,240
But I don't want to.
You know what?

670
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,680
I commend Anita for not posting
anonymously.

671
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,400
Good for you.
Fair.

672
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,280
Yeah, You owned that.
You stepped up, and I think

673
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,640
that's very brave of you.
Good for you, Anita.

674
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,240
Yes, over and all your.
Neighbors love you, Anita.

675
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,600
They just.
Well, she's the one being peer

676
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,120
pressured into buying one of
these things.

677
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,080
Sure.
Yeah, that's right.

678
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,920
You should.
If somebody doesn't want to buy

679
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,320
it, I mean, whatever.
Right.

680
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,520
Yeah, over an embro they're
doing the the giant 12 foot tall

681
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,120
inflatable Santas.
Right.

682
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,840
Yeah.
Yeah.

683
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,720
And so Donna says, yes,
Ambronians, next year we will

684
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,600
have to make kilts for them.
Maybe we could put them up for

685
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,560
July 1st?
That's funny.

686
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,040
For the Highland game, they do.
The Highland games to them bro

687
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,880
That's true.
I actually, I approve of that.

688
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,200
So if you're buying them and
you're going to use them like

689
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,360
people use those huge tall
skeletons at at Halloween and

690
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,800
they dress them up for all sure.
Yeah, have at it.

691
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,120
I I approve that.
Good idea, what do you find it

692
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,880
Bonus of those home harbor one.
My approval but I.

693
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,560
Know I think they're already
made for it because all of them

694
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,280
already have a Maple Leaf on
Santa his chest and the little

695
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,120
gift he's holding is already
Plaid like.

696
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,120
It's nice.
What do you think of?

697
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,639
Highland Games.
Is it Santa's or Snowman that

698
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:23,040
we're talking about here, Santa?
Santa's.

699
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,199
That was the Santa's.
What do you think Santa's

700
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:29,440
wearing under his skill?
Don't ask.

701
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,600
Mistletoe, mistletoe.
That's a good one.

702
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,960
Sure.
I'll take this though.

703
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,520
Never mind.
Oh my God.

704
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,800
OK.
Aintley commented about your

705
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,920
lice, Rachel.
I don't think we.

706
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,360
Yeah, yes, yeah.
It's gone now, thank God, but I

707
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,840
checked every day for two weeks.
It was oh God, annoying.

708
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,120
If you miss 1 egg, those suckers
come back.

709
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,680
That's the problem.
Anyway, what'd she say?

710
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,720
Well, Aintley said.
I hope our household has had

711
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:07,280
their lifetime share of lice.
My two and four year old boys

712
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,800
got it and I refuse to just
shave their heads.

713
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,760
Taking care of that was more
exhausting than laboring both of

714
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,080
them.
Yeah, Oh my gosh, it is

715
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,240
exhausting.
Yeah, so she says her lice kit

716
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:26,320
is olive oil, Saran wrap,
medicated treatments, rubbing

717
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,880
alcohol in a spray bottle.
Oh, rubbing.

718
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,160
Alcohol.
Oh, those are all used.

719
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,680
I don't have the.
Medicaid, yeah.

720
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,720
OK, so you're using everything.
Well, the the olive oil is like

721
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,640
the conditioner that you had
told me about.

722
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,080
Foreman and someone else told me
to use the conditioner and just

723
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,680
comb everything out.
The medicated stuff kills

724
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,840
everything.
And then I don't know what the

725
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,480
rubbing alcohol does.
You sure it's rubbing alcohol or

726
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,920
is it just alcohol?
Maybe just alcohol.

727
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,160
That's what I needed, yeah.
Sure, we have a couple of voice

728
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,840
memos.
Great.

729
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,200
OK.
Which are just lovely.

730
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,640
The first one we've received
comes courtesy of Erica Vincent,

731
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,280
the Realtor.
Yes, okay, Erica.

732
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,600
Hi guys, Erica Vincent here.
I was just listening to your

733
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,520
episode where Rachel, you were
talking about one of your girls

734
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,760
having head lice, or maybe it
was both your girls, I don't

735
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,720
remember.
We had our own incident with

736
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,120
head lice a couple years ago.
It was absolutely awful.

737
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,200
I completely freaked out.
I think you handled it a lot

738
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,480
better than I did.
I panicked.

739
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,760
I went out to Shoppers and
bought like 5 bottles, I think,

740
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,160
of lice shampoo.
I was also thinking back to when

741
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,960
we worked at camp.
So Rachel and I worked at camp

742
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,920
together for a few summers and I
was never one of the people that

743
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,200
was doing the lice checks, but I
lived in staff quarters with the

744
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,360
people that did them.
And they would come back talking

745
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,840
about it and we would all just
feel so itchy all night.

746
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:01,240
And eventually we learned that
the lice like clean hair.

747
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,600
And so when we were anticipating
a new group of kids, all of us,

748
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,960
all the girls, all the girls
staff because we had the long

749
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,000
hair, we would stop washing our
hair for like two or three days

750
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,720
before the new group of kids
were coming in.

751
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,760
So that was how we.
Dealt with that.

752
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,720
Yes that's true.
And I was the lice picker at

753
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,160
camp.
Want to hear another one?

754
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,480
Hey guys, it's Dave and Elmer.
Number one, it was great to hear

755
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,200
from Scotty the other day.
That was kind of cool.

756
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,880
Going back a couple of episodes.
Dave was complaining about the

757
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,600
South end Costco.
Well, any Costco around

758
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,000
lunchtime is a shit show, so
that's on him.

759
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,520
And the admitting thing on the
Facebook groups, I admit the

760
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,000
Elmer and Area Community News
Group about 9000 members.

761
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,960
I've got the anonymous posts
turned off, it's my discretion

762
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,400
whether they get in or not, and
I turned it off because it just

763
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,560
caused nothing but arguments and
crap.

764
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,240
So if you can't put your name on
it, you can't send it.

765
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,840
Yeah.
Other than that, I hope you guys

766
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,560
are doing well and we'll talk
soon.

767
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,320
Have a great day.
Bye.

768
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,680
He agrees.
Thank you, Dave.

769
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,120
It should be turned off.
That's.

770
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,080
Right.
Yeah, I agree.

771
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:13,040
If you can't say it in public,
then don't say it in public.

772
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,240
It's one of our mottos here.
Switch LA so you know, deal with

773
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,440
it.
I can't wait to post.

774
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,000
I can't wait to post anything
and everything on Elmer's

775
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,560
community news to know that it's
going to get boosted by the

776
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,320
moderators now that's great to
know.