This Is All Irrelevant - Powered by Sparkle Princess Parties AND Keenan and Keenan! (Ep. 127)
(4:23) - Someone else's grass, someone else's mower
(16:53) - Dave's new golfing "friend"
(31:55) - Rachel hosts a garage sale
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I didn't want to spend the night
there.
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I don't.
I sleep in my own bed or a very
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nice hotel bed.
That's where I sleep.
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Well, yes, that's what I'm
suggesting.
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You stay in a.
Hotel well.
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No, but a very nice hotel.
Very Rachel Hotel, says Rachel.
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Yeah, it's not a Comfort Inn.
My opinions on hotels are it
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must have a white duvet cover.
Like it must be white bedding
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with a white duvet if it has a
flowered, you know, a floral
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print.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Not staying there, No.
Yeah, if it doesn't have a
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duvet, not staying there.
Tell you the Dwight thing
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doesn't mean anything, even in a
fancy hotel, because when we
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first moved to Saskatchewan,
they put us up in the Royal
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Saskatchewan H1 of the Fairmont.
Oh.
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Very historic places, but also
let us bring in our puppy and
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the whole room and the bedding
and everything was just full of
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fur.
Oh God.
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That's gross.
So even a nice.
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Hotel Cuddle up Rach.
This is due to underwhelming
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demand.
The podcast that's not only
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underwhelming, it's it's
underpaid.
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But maybe, but maybe not for
long.
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We're going to welcome a new
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I just want to let you know
we're all here.
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We're Dave, Rachel and Foreman
and on the podcast today.
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Let's see here.
Oh, I have a new Golf friend
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that I'll be telling you about.
Rachel's preparing for a garage
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sale weekend where she lives,
and Foreman hates pretty much
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everything, but mostly cutting
someone else's lawn.
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And mostly with someone else's
lawn.
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Mower.
OK, got it.
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All right, OK, But let's start
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I mean a little sparkle Princess
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wine that's.
Not it.
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Never.
It's not a bad night.
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It's not a bad.
Night, just make sure you cut
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the grass first.
Oh, to host.
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Your.
Party.
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Foreman, Here we go.
That's right, That's right,
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Foreman cut them two.
One go.
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Just really isn't the most fun
when it's someone else's lawn
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and especially with someone
else's lawn mower.
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Have you ever been in that
situation?
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And don't say yeah, Rachel,
because I don't know if you've
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ever cut a lawn ever.
You've never cut the lawn.
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Ever cut with the riding mower?
Yeah.
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With the riding mower.
But not I've never used a push.
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How?
Many one time.
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Have you done that one?
I used to.
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Do it a lot as as a teen.
I would help my dad.
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Yeah, OK.
And.
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He would do the push mower part
and I would do the riding lawn
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mower part, Yeah.
Sure.
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That is that's what I think part
people's part well and with
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people with riding lawn mowers
who live in town, who have town
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sized yards and I think what a
waste because half of your yard
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you have to go back out and do
with the push.
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Mower and I know so.
Yeah, it was usually around the
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trees that he would have to do.
But we had a we had a bigger
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yard, Yes, when I was growing
up.
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So yeah.
Of course he did.
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It must be cool and.
Yeah, well, riding his.
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Lawn mower, you know, sparkled
Princess parties.
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Yeah, it all goes we.
Never had those.
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We never got to have those.
Sure.
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I don't believe that.
I didn't believe that.
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But I I can't even remember the
last time I would have cut
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someone else's lawn with their
mower in years, if ever.
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But I did.
I just did to.
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Who's more?
I'm sorry, First, who's lawn?
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Barry Marlene's My Inlaws.
You're in Paris.
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Yeah, and they're mower.
Yes, OK.
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Have you never cut their lawn
before?
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I don't think so.
He's definitely cut mine.
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And thank you, Barry, of course.
He has.
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Yeah, what kind of lawnmower do
you do you have?
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How old's your lawnmower for me?
I have had that thing since,
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like it has come from Ontario to
Nova Scotia and back.
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I've had that since.
That's the first lawn mower I
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bought as an adult and I still
have it.
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OK.
Yeah.
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It's a pull cord gasoline push
mower from Home Hardware.
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Mine's AI, don't know what.
I've had mine since I moved into
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my house.
It was brand new.
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I bought it brand new.
I've had it serviced a couple of
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times because I don't want to
buy a new one.
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Well, I just want to keep it.
I mean, I don't want to.
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I don't want.
To do that for you for a price.
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Yeah, I think.
You could start a small engine
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repair in your driveway.
I.
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Don't believe you.
I don't believe you could.
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No, I do the oil, I've replaced
the blade.
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I'll do the the filter.
Wow.
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I've done the muffler, the
spark.
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Plug, I'm not going to you.
Oh yeah, not.
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Going to you all.
Right.
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It's running great.
Did you learn that yourself, or
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did Barry teach you all that?
YouTube.
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YouTube teaches you everything
for.
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You and it still works, eh?
Absolutely it does.
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Good Forman's got a new gig.
But being an older one, like
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it's, it's got its quirks.
It's like having an older car,
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you know that how to tap the
brakes and stuff like that.
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You just know.
You know exactly how it works.
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You know exactly how it
operates.
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So.
And then in your own lawn, you
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know exactly where to go and how
bit wide the corners can be and.
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All you know your pattern.
How far away are your in laws
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from your home?
How far?
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Oh.
Walking distance 10 minutes.
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OK, so next question would be
then why the hell didn't you
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bring your own mower?
You're going to walk 10 minutes
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with the boat you're going to
put.
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Your in the back of your.
You know it's easy.
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You just lift it, put it in your
trunk.
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The back of my Mazda 3.
Fit.
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It'll fit.
Stick it in there.
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No, it'll stick at the back.
I.
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Didn't I should have?
Yes, because they always used to
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have a regular lawn mower and in
recent times they've got all
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electric battery powered
everything which just seems
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simple unless you've never used
it before and you're there alone
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using it for the first time.
So this is a battery so.
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You've never used.
Mower.
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And trimmer.
I don't think I would like that.
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I use a battery operated.
Weed whacker, Yeah, well, same,
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I guess, but they yeah, it's
really down to the mower, which
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I can get the battery in and
press the button and then you
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move the lever down and then it
starts going.
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But it changes speeds based on
how much grass is under it.
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I wouldn't like that.
I'm thinking why isn't it
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shooting the clippings at the
side but it's just bunching up
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underneath and then quitting?
We don't know this yet.
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I don't even know what you're
talking about.
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Like I don't even understand.
You know the the grass that gets
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cut because it's not attached to
the ground anymore?
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Where does it go?
Where does it go, Rachel?
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Yeah.
Where does?
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It go, Rachel.
No, well, actually it gets
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bagged because Jeremy bags it.
So doesn't get easy but we don't
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bag.
I don't bag mine because I know
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this is, you know, I, I don't.
I'm not an expert on lawns, but
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I was told a long time ago get a
mulching mower.
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And a mulching mower is a mower
with a blade that chops up the
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grass, supposedly.
Yeah, I and.
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Then leave and then you don't
have to bag it.
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You don't have to bag it it.
Sits on your.
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Grass in the pool.
That's why we bag it in the, you
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know.
It's around your pool house, the
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grass.
No, no, not anymore.
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Kids, kids feet.
Ohh, I see.
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Yeah.
I just rake a my lawn.
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I rake the grass, the tall
bunched up grass from the good
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sections onto the slightly dead
sections and try and even.
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I feel like that's even in it
out.
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Yeah, exactly.
Well.
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That's a good.
I don't think it works.
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Might maybe it helps it grow.
So where do you put your bagged
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grass then, Rachel?
Out for a yard waste day?
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I don't know.
But they don't take your well in
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the city.
They don't take grass.
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Jeremy takes it to the dump or
the grass bin place or
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something.
That's what.
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I miss in Saint Thomas we had a
green bin, in Halifax we had a
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green bin.
No green bin in central Elgin.
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No, you have to take your yard
waste to a depot or something.
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Well, yeah, but you can't bag
your yard waste.
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That's the way it is in London
anyway.
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That's why I don't.
I wouldn't do it anyway, but
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that's.
Why?
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Well, this has turned very
riveting.
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But yeah, sorry, this is we're
at a municipal council meeting
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right now.
Where do you take your?
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Why can't you bag it up?
Back to me struggling with
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someone else's mower.
Yeah, Foreman, Yeah.
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I'm sure the neighbors probably
were watching thinking who is
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this complete idiot?
Does he never cut grass before?
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Like it was it was bunching, it
was turning off.
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I was raking every two minutes.
Were you?
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I couldn't get the corners
right.
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So there's like long grass in
between the strips where I'm
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mowing because I couldn't figure
out how to line it up You.
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Really stuck at cutting grass.
Oh, it was terrible.
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Now, when, when all of that was
going on, were you making any?
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Were you?
Oh yeah.
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You can picture it.
Swearing up a storm.
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Absolutely.
Picture it.
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Yeah.
Were the neighbors outside?
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Did you see anybody?
Thank goodness.
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Oh, good.
OK, so nobody that you know of
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was watching you or could see
you and.
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It was a Saturday morning and it
was raining because every is
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rain for every day for like 2
weeks it.
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Seems to have it was true.
I'm doing it anyway so I'm it
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needs.
To be done.
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Wearing raining.
Clearly your in laws were away.
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Are they back?
They're back now, yeah.
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How do they enjoy the the
treatment to your lawn?
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Didn't they comment?
Said about theirs because I
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learned that while they're away
they were at their other
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daughter's house.
So my brother and sister in
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law's right, which is a much
larger country property and they
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were gone for an equal amount of
time as Barry and Marlene were
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away from here.
So, which resulted in Barry
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having to cut their grass.
And.
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Which they have a lighting
riding lawn mower in a large
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large country lot.
OK.
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So that's a lot more work.
And it's not the riding
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lawnmower you remember as a
child, Rachel, because these
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ones don't have steering wheels
anymore.
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They just get the levers and
what can spin on the spot.
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Yeah, I don't know how to work
that.
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And I sure would love to see
that video.
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That would have been fun.
Listen, if Barry can tap trees
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and make Maple syrup, he can.
He can figure out the levers on
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a lawn mower.
He figured it out, but I I bet
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you the the experience was
similar to mine.
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Lots of swearing.
There you go.
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No neighbors though.
No neighbors.
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Yeah, everything worked out well
then I think.
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So that's a happy ending.
Thanks.
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Foreman love to hear stories
about Foreman learning new
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skills.
Great job.
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I like a happy ending.
Thanks, Foreman.
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And we want to welcome back to
our podcast, Keenan and Keenan
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Handyman Services.
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lately, they told me.
So if you're if you're looking
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for some work to get done around
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just don't want to do, you can
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Johnny is the handyman and Jen
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Maybe you need help with a deck
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know.
What else do they do here?
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Even landscaping.
Like, Oh yeah, well, that was
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the time of year for that.
Right when you design things,
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bounce ideas off all in small.
Change a light fix.
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Change a wall switch like.
Yeah, You know, I don't know how
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to do that.
And if I didn't have Jeremy, I
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would have to call a handyman
for sure to change something
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simple like that, right.
Sometimes you just.
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Need washer?
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Take an old dishwasher out?
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Say my favorite tool was my
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Your checkbook.
Now.
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Now it's my.
I tap the phone, I just.
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I just click on my phone.
Here you go, come and fix it for
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And they will, yeah, they're
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call them and they're all legit.
And Johnny will come out.
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He does great work.
They've had a lot of people that
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they've done work for leave some
pretty fantastic reviews, Lisa
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and Ingersoll said.
I had a rotting deck that was
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taken out and replaced.
I added a couple of extra jobs
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and there was no issue getting
them done.
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Work was completed quickly and
the mess was cleaned up, Which,
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by the way, is very important.
Oh my gosh, if they're going to
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leave a mess, Johnny, Johnny
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Johnny does not, Jose and
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They were very easy to work
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They finished the job within a
day and even charged under the
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quoted amount.
Wow, I love that.
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Who does that 125?
Holy cow, you leaving this money
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on the table.
That says everything you need to
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know right there.
Exactly.
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That's all you need.
These are honest people, I'm
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telling you, Laura in Dorchester
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I had Johnny for two projects at
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Now he's arrives on time, works
a efficiently and effectively.
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First job came in under quote
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He's friendly and helpful and
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happy and was able to find a
difficult solution for a vent
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issue in my home.
So they can help with all kinds
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of stuff if you're looking for
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done around your house or
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off.
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County, even
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But we'll put all all the the
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again in the notes so you don't
have to go searching for them.
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They're going to be right there
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on Facebook as well.
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Great reviews I love.
Them I know, right?
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This is due to underwhelming
demand.
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It's a podcast.
It's a podcast that's always,
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always underwhelming and
sometimes understood.
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Sometimes, but not
overwhelmingly.
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Sometimes it's I think sometimes
it's OK.
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I think sometimes it's the
perfect word there.
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I you know, I'm not sure if the
two of you are aware of this,
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but I enjoy the occasional game
of golf.
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Do you really?
How often do you golf, Dave?
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Well.
What do you mean by it?
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Like when you say how often?
What does that mean?
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How many times a week?
All eight days a week or.
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No, not 8 days.
No, no, I don't do eight days a
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week, four or five, four or five
if I could nap.
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Four or five now 4.
Or five?
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Well, it.
Was 3 when we were when we had.
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Jobs.
No, I've upped my upped my game
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now up my game.
You really?
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Have I played literally?
I play with, I've been playing
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with a couple of guys we're I
think close to.
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I think we're we just started
our third year playing together.
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You've gotten thing.
With a bunch of other guys.
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Yeah, but then that's the
difference you don't have time
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for.
That that groups falling apart
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different to a new group.
Here there is a new.
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New foursome.
New Well, actually, no, it's
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just three of us.
Is this the old man breakfast
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group?
Yeah, this is who I go and have
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breakfast.
I.
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Was actually thinking about your
old man breakfast recently
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because I saw a bunch of old men
having breakfast when I was out
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for breakfast with my old man
and it wasn't Dave so I wondered
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how your old man breakfasts were
going.
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That's not where I was, but it's
probably where I was in the
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winter time.
I'm not there now.
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I'm not there now.
So they're good guys.
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They they took me into their
threesome when I was looking for
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someone to play with their
twosome.
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I should say there was this.
It's the two of them and they've
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accepted me and we have a little
game now.
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We play for a little money, we
know each other.
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Very well put.
Them on to that playing for
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money.
Nope.
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Nope.
They invited me in.
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They watched.
Because you played for.
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A while I I did one of those.
What do you call it when you?
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Hustle.
You hustled them.
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I sandbagged right I I looked
worse than I was.
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Hustle.
For a long time I was my golf
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game had kind of petered out a
little bit and then they invited
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me into a money game because
they realized I was about as
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good as maybe as good, maybe a
not quite as good as they were.
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And there was a chance that they
could win some money off of me.
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OK.
And I quickly got better, right?
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Because that's how I, that's how
I, that's the way to work, I.
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Just needed the motivation.
I just needed.
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That's right.
I just need to so we have a
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little money game.
It's not a lot of money.
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It's a little bit of money.
You can maybe win a couple of
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bucks on a day.
Highly unlikely.
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Today I won a quarter.
I'm rich.
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A.
Quarter, I know I.
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Always knew when Dave had a good
golf day because he would Jingle
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jangle his change down the
hallway.
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I don't need to hear him coming.
Yeah, because my wife said stop
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doing that.
So I don't do that anymore.
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I have I, but I, I keep my
winnings in a container and I'm
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OK, I'm ahead for now.
OK, so I can always, you know,
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so I've always.
Got that jar for.
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That that's right.
So I don't.
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I never feel like I'm.
Losing.
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If someone needs a coffee at
your house, that's the jar they
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go to.
Right, there's enough for one.
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Yeah, that's right.
Anyway, what happens though when
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you're at and I play it, there
are members at my golf course.
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I'm a member, but it's it's a
public golf course.
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So people, I call them, you've
heard me to refer, refer to the
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momos before.
A Momo is, is a, a golfer who
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maybe plays, I don't know, you
can play 567 times a year.
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But a Momo is a golfer comes out
to a public golf course and
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thinks that he's Rory McIlroy.
You know, he, he, you know, he
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Plumb bobs with his putter.
He takes four or five practice
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swings.
He does all of that stuff.
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He scuffs, he does so and then
and then he chunks it right and
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he's in front of you and you
hate that.
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That's.
Like me.
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Hate, hate, hate that I.
Line it up perfectly.
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But if you have a threesome and
you're surrounded by foursomes,
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it it can get tedious because
we're quicker and they're not as
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quick as we are.
So we had someone who joined us
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my first year playing with these
guys.
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They just said, oh, by the way,
they're coming tomorrow.
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You OK with that?
I'm like, yeah, sure.
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I don't care who plays with
this.
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Sure, 4 is always better than
three because it's not slow.
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So anyway, I played with this
person two years ago, I think
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maybe 10, maybe 12 times.
And then last year they didn't
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come at all.
And I think I asked at one
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point, hey, we're, you know, oh,
well, they've got some issues.
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Some, you know, they can't, you
know, so they can't play golf or
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whatever.
And I'm like, oh, OK.
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Anyway, so this year this person
has is all in.
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This person is a female, by the
way.
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I didn't mention that.
Oh.
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OK, I conveniently left out the
fact that she's a female, so
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she's not in our golf game at
all.
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She's not in breakfast iPad
either.
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No, no, she's not invited to.
I haven't seen her.
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You're quite exclusive with
your.
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Lifestyle not no, not
necessarily anyways, she's very
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nice lady.
I you know, she's an older than
446
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,520
me and I know that's hard for
you guys to imagine.
447
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:30,880
Wow, I know so older than me.
At one point she said what are
448
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,200
you in your mid something the
other day and I went no, but
449
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,960
thank you.
So I felt good about that.
450
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,840
I felt pretty.
Yeah.
451
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,520
I, I, I was like, it's.
Because you're a, you're a very
452
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,080
young spirit, David.
That's right.
453
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,560
Could be the two young women I
live with.
454
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,080
That could be something to do.
So whatever, whatever works.
455
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,480
That's right.
Anyway, so she's joined us Now
456
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:58,160
here's the thing.
Not last year, the year before
457
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,800
when she played with us, she
didn't really bother me.
458
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,520
I, you know, she can play, but
she has a habit of she's she's
459
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,120
not taking it overly soon.
She's not really keeping score.
460
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:13,560
But so that means when if she
hits a lousy shot, she'll often
461
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,080
drop another ball and just hit
another one, which can get kind
462
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,960
of annoying if you're not
expecting that.
463
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,960
That's what I do.
Yeah, OK.
464
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,240
Well, that's not how golf works.
That's not how we play.
465
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,000
We don't.
You hit a bad shot, you have to
466
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,040
accept that, and you hit your
next shot when you get to that
467
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,640
bad shot.
OK, so anyway, but that's fine.
468
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,920
That's not like a really
difficult thing to do.
469
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,520
Yeah, shall we?
Played.
470
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,400
What about that youthful spirit,
Rachel?
471
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:46,120
Yeah.
Anyway, so now she's now she's
472
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,920
playing with, with us more
often.
473
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,640
So now she's a little she's like
who books the tee times?
474
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,080
That's my job.
We all have a job in the force
475
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,440
and one guy keeps score.
The other guy I think buys beer
476
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,280
if we ever need a beer.
But I don't know.
477
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,760
I don't know what exactly what
he does.
478
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,080
And I book all the tee times.
You can book 8 days in advance.
479
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,920
And I do that.
I I'm up early, I book the tee
480
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,600
times.
So she asked who's booking the
481
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,960
tee time.
So, you know, my one buddy says
482
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,720
Dave's doing that.
Oh, well, I don't, I think we're
483
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,800
playing a little too early.
It's a little chilly.
484
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,440
I'm like, I don't care.
Don't say that to Dave.
485
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,320
Yeah, I don't care.
Oh boy.
486
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,960
Like you, you get what you get.
And you don't get upset, right?
487
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,360
You get.
It's too early.
488
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,760
Oh.
It's too early and you know, you
489
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,920
know what too early is for them
at 9:00.
490
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,160
Well, it's not very warm out yet
at 9:00.
491
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,880
No, it's not it.
Will be soon, like in July,
492
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,680
you're going to want to be out
there at 7:00 or 8:00.
493
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,280
Supposed to be, she says to me
one like one day.
494
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,560
She goes, well, did you not
check the forecast?
495
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:00,080
No, I don't check for a forecast
that's eight days away.
496
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:05,120
It's, you know, the end of May.
I'm booking 9:00.
497
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,960
If you don't like it, but I
didn't say don't come, I just
498
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,360
said.
Yeah.
499
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,960
So does she have any other
friends that she could golf
500
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,320
with?
Or apparently she chooses to be
501
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,880
with you.
Apparently she chooses.
502
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,600
To be why does she not have
other friends?
503
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,760
I don't know.
That's what I'm beginning to
504
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,440
wonder.
So yeah, yesterday we played and
505
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:32,720
I would be coming No eighteen
holes at yes at 9 and I was
506
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:37,240
becoming and she because she was
complaining about today's tea
507
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,040
time yesterday.
Well, it's too early for me.
508
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,000
I'm like, good, don't come.
It was the I just said to her,
509
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,000
it was the only time I could
get.
510
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,880
I don't want to play at 2:00 in
the afternoon.
511
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,200
I would prefer to play at 9:00,
but sometimes you can't.
512
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,960
OK, Oh, well, it's too early for
me.
513
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160
Great.
So you won't be here tomorrow.
514
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,880
Wonderful, I say to myself.
Right.
515
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,720
Anyway, she became.
If it was me though, he would
516
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,480
say it to me.
Mildly annoying yesterday.
517
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,640
She doesn't follow the golf
etiquette.
518
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,120
You know, she's sometimes she's
chatting when she shouldn't be
519
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,800
chatting.
Oh, in the backswing I hate.
520
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,480
That, or sometimes she.
Likes to drive.
521
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:23,200
She likes to drive her cart
ahead when, you know, one of us
522
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,360
maybe hit one of those lousy
shots that we have to still go
523
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:32,280
and hit the second one and she's
50 yards up and you have to go,
524
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,760
hey.
We're back here good at Target
525
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,600
you.
Can't go ahead of everyone's
526
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,480
ball.
You have to stay behind the last
527
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,960
ball.
Anyway, so I talked to myself
528
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,760
yesterday after I left.
I'm like I'm starting to get
529
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,360
annoyed.
Should I say something to my
530
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,920
fellow the other two guys 'cause
I'm wondering, is it just me?
531
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:56,720
Am I gonna go straight to hell
because I like am I the one?
532
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,200
She's ruining the line.
Yeah, Am I the only one?
533
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,040
Like she's starting to annoy me.
All of a sudden, I think step
534
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,040
one, maybe if you've got the
three of you without her at a
535
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,360
moment, you could be like, yeah,
what do you guys think?
536
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,120
And then if that doesn't go
anywhere and nothing changes,
537
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,560
then it looks like tee times
might.
538
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,720
The only time I could get is 8.
Yeah, exactly.
539
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,920
I'm booking 6:00 AM.
Well, I was going to say, like,
540
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,840
if you.
So if the three of you decide
541
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,560
you don't want to play with her,
who gets to tell her?
542
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,400
That this is the problem.
But no one has to it is Dave
543
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,960
starts progressively making
earlier earlier tea time she'll.
544
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,600
Leave.
So anyway, obviously I like to
545
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,960
stick up for the.
Women.
546
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,320
But in this case, I'm like,
yeah, I could see that.
547
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,880
That's annoying.
I'm, I'm annoyed and I think to
548
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,000
myself, I know she's not playing
today because it's way too early
549
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,880
for her.
So I'm.
550
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,560
I'm actually going to say
something to the other boys
551
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,760
today.
I'm gonna go, you know?
552
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,240
Yeah.
She's starting to annoy you.
553
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,800
Or am I the only one that's
getting annoyed?
554
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,360
Except that I showed up.
I drove into the parking lot
555
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,160
this morning, and there she was.
Oh, for the early tea time.
556
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,040
And I just went.
Well, there's my day's boy.
557
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,560
How she's treating you guys is
how I would treat my husband.
558
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,600
But not other men.
You know, like, not other
559
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,240
people.
Like if you, if I'm in a
560
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,000
foursome, yeah.
Like I wouldn't, not that I
561
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,920
would be rude to him, but I
would say things like, well, I
562
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,640
don't, I don't want to play at
that time.
563
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,560
Right.
Like I would, I would exactly.
564
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,640
I would ask for the adjustments,
but I wouldn't ask for an
565
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,280
adjustment if it was a group
decision already.
566
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,120
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, she wanted my phone number
567
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,760
so she could contact me and I
went no, you can't have my
568
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,400
phone.
I am never giving you my phone.
569
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,280
Number.
Ever, ever, ever.
570
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,880
Yeah, today.
Today was way worse.
571
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,280
I mean.
Way.
572
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:52,400
Worse, to the point where at one
point she squanked a shot.
573
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,760
So she squanked her shot.
Yeah, to the right.
574
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,840
We all saw her do it.
And she's like, oh, and she
575
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,400
talks a lot.
And so I'm next.
576
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,520
She was sort of off to my you.
Did like in reading?
577
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,640
Next, I'm hitting.
Next, I'm getting ready to hit a
578
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,600
shot.
She's now behind me and whistles
579
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,960
a ball by my head because she
hits another shot.
580
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:16,720
What?
So.
581
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,680
I said to the boys, what the
hell was that?
582
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,880
And so Charlie says I'll speak
to her.
583
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:29,200
I said no, don't bother.
You can't be hitting another
584
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,000
shot if someone's standing right
there.
585
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,280
So then he did, he spoke and she
was like, I'm really sorry.
586
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,040
I I wasn't even thinking.
And I'm like, yeah.
587
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,320
You have.
To look at where you're hitting
588
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,880
it, though, look, there's
someone standing in front of me.
589
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,000
I shouldn't hit.
Second last hole is a par three.
590
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,480
I'm hitting last, the other
three have already hit.
591
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:55,280
I take a practice swing and she
takes off in her cart all the
592
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,800
way to the to the green.
And I looked at the other boys
593
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,160
and said, what the Hell's going
on?
594
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,680
And they're like, so I went,
well, I'm hitting.
595
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,080
Yeah, it's I, I have to hit.
She's not looking.
596
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,960
She's at the green.
So I hit right at her.
597
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,040
Not intentional.
Well, no, yeah, I'm not that
598
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,120
good.
You all have to wait at the
599
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,120
same.
You all have to be at the same
600
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,800
spot so nobody gets hit.
And she and she.
601
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,080
She looks.
That at the ball, it didn't come
602
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,040
closer.
It didn't come that.
603
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,840
Closer and then, she said.
Well, I'm really sorry, Dave.
604
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,720
What would you do for us?
So what do you say, Foreman?
605
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Just book keep.
Booking early and.
606
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,560
Early, I'm golfing at six, I'm
golfing at six.
607
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,720
I'm avoiding the confrontation
and I'm golfing at six.
608
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,840
I wish I was a better golfer.
I might have hit her.
609
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,720
I don't know, You know, I just,
that's a terrible thing to.
610
00:30:53,760 --> 00:31:09,880
I'd find a new foursome.
This is due to underwhelming
611
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,600
demand.
The podcast with the upcoming
612
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,600
companion children's book, The
Little Podcast That Could.
613
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,880
It's far more relatable when you
think about it for 21st century
614
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,160
kids, don't you think?
It's true.
615
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,440
Yeah, there's a little podcast
the YouTube.
616
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,680
Channel that could is another.
By the way, our YouTube channel
617
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,720
is trying so OK, well please
subscribe I have.
618
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,840
Friends who say you absolutely
should watch us on YouTube
619
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,440
because our reactions, including
Rachel yawning constantly, yeah,
620
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,120
are.
Worth the?
621
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,680
Price of.
Admission it's very late.
622
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,800
It's.
Very late.
623
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,080
Right now it's too late anyway.
And I'm tired where the little
624
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,480
podcast that could, yes,
available as soon as Rachel
625
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,200
writes it.
So yes.
626
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,000
Among among everything else that
I do, that's.
627
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,520
Right.
I hope we can get.
628
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,160
Podcast here if you.
Don't mind.
629
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,280
Yeah, something else I've been
doing lately is getting ready
630
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:03,680
for our garage sale, big garage
sale weekend here in my town and
631
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,720
and I'm getting ready for.
Is that this coming weekend as
632
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,720
we record this?
As I record this, yeah, May
633
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,000
31st, the day after my birthday,
and tomorrow is Foreman's
634
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,680
birthday after we've like as
we're recording this, so.
635
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,680
Yeah, jokes on all, you've been
trying to make a big deal about
636
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,320
my age last week and I'm still
39.
637
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,360
Yeah, bottom line is still.
Today.
638
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,680
It's not really by the time.
You hear this podcast both of
639
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,160
us.
Is all irrelevant.
640
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,080
OK, good.
Right.
641
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,760
OK.
Should have been the name of the
642
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,680
podcast.
This is all irrelevant.
643
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,080
This is all.
Irrelevant.
644
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,880
Why didn't we call it?
Yeah, well, that would be the
645
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,560
title of this episode exactly.
I'm writing the next.
646
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,280
I'm not.
I'm putting that down.
647
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,040
Forget that.
Yeah.
648
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,000
That's.
Right.
649
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,280
All right, so it's garage sale
weekend.
650
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,720
This is all.
What is it irrelevant?
651
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,680
Garage sale weekend, except it's
already over.
652
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,920
How it's?
Already over?
653
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,920
Well, I hope we got rid of all
of our crap.
654
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,280
Did you sell the cpap for 7
bucks that?
655
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,640
Sold years ago Foreman that was
that's long gone this year we're
656
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,960
getting rid of most of the toys
that are in our.
657
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,120
CPAP that's so funny.
If you miss it, we we talked
658
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,480
about that on our on our radio
show, because I.
659
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,560
Went when we mentioned that a
couple weeks ago.
660
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,240
I went back through the archives
to try and find that bit and I
661
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,360
couldn't.
You couldn't.
662
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,400
That's.
Too bad.
663
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,160
Oh, it was way too far.
Too bad.
664
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,320
Yes, well my my stepdad had a
CPAP device, like he was selling
665
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,000
the tubing for it or something.
I don't know.
666
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,920
Whatever part that you can
sterilize, he was and I think I
667
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,960
put 10.
He's like just sell it for
668
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,800
whatever.
And so I think I put 10 bucks on
669
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,320
it.
Some guy like hassled me for 7-7
670
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,360
bucks and.
These guys are all like.
671
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,520
That's how much your life is
worth.
672
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,040
Your life is worth.
Well, I don't know.
673
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,320
It's the tube for some.
I don't really know how they
674
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,640
work, so I don't know.
Yes, but if it's if if it's got
675
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,040
any value, why are you trying to
dicker it down?
676
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,520
It's life or death.
It's.
677
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,280
Life or death?
I need one of these.
678
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,440
Can you?
Would you sell it for five so.
679
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,120
And that's how we garage sale
Jeremy and I, we will.
680
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,960
Roll the dice again tonight.
Hopefully it works.
681
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:24,199
There's no crack in it.
We will put a price on
682
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,280
something, but then if
somebody's like will you take
683
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,199
this much?
We're like, yes, the end like
684
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,679
fine.
Well, just I don't care because
685
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:36,360
once you have gone through your
home and organized everything
686
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,080
and gotten it on to your
driveway, I am not taking all
687
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,960
that back in.
It is not coming back in the
688
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,360
house.
It is either.
689
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,840
Being.
Sold for a penny or it's going
690
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,239
to Goodwill, like we are not
bringing that back in the house.
691
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,280
OK.
So anything that doesn't sell
692
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,600
goes immediately in the trunk
and goes somewhere else.
693
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,800
Yeah, OK.
Because I'm not, I don't want to
694
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,880
deal with it.
I've already gotten it out of my
695
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,880
house.
It's, it's, it's physically out.
696
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,280
I'm not bringing it back in.
Most of the battle with garage
697
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,280
saling is just getting
everything organized ahead of
698
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,920
time.
It's not the actual sale itself.
699
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,000
It's the going through toys.
So even tonight before this
700
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000
podcast, I, you know, me and,
and Jeremy and the kids are down
701
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,440
here, they're in the basement
going through all their toys.
702
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,920
I'm like, can we get rid of
these dolls?
703
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,040
Can we get rid of this playset?
Can we get rid of this play
704
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,160
kitchen?
Can we get like stuff that has
705
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,480
just been sitting there and no
one cares about?
706
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,800
And they'll say, Oh, well,
sometimes we play with that.
707
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,200
I'm like, how many times you put
you play with it one time a
708
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,800
year?
It's going, we're getting rid of
709
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,440
it.
All you guys care about is your
710
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,280
iPads.
Anyway, I'm getting rid of all
711
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,200
your toys.
Like you have nothing left toys
712
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,800
and play outside.
I don't know, do something else
713
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,480
or iPads and go outside.
So all you want to do is be on
714
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,520
YouTube, whatever so.
Keep a soccer ball and you're
715
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,120
good.
Keep a soccer ball.
716
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,640
We have outdoor toys.
That's fine, you know, because
717
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,200
in the summer where it's at all
the time.
718
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,000
So no more toys ever.
These kids are never getting
719
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,360
another toy.
No, I'm not.
720
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,400
I don't.
I don't think I bought any toys
721
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,800
for Christmas last Christmas.
I don't believe you at all.
722
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,720
No, that does not sound.
Truthful.
723
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,200
No, that doesn't sound.
Truthful.
724
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,920
They got a video game system and
that was the big thing.
725
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,200
I don't think I bought any toys.
No.
726
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,640
There's.
A small pause, but enough of a
727
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,480
pause between.
They got a video game system,
728
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,560
yeah.
They did get a video game.
729
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,840
Ohhh yeah.
So that was their big thing,
730
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,800
right?
We should follow this up in a
731
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,120
few months, but OK.
Sure, they don't play with
732
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,720
enough ever.
Like what a waste of money.
733
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,760
The video game system.
Play more video games.
734
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,720
Yeah, what's wrong with you
kids?
735
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,920
We've got the VR.
Stop playing outside, get in
736
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,680
here and play with this video
game system.
737
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,680
Like it's.
You bought the VR headset?
738
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,760
Must be nice.
It must be nice.
739
00:36:54,640 --> 00:37:00,160
It must be nice.
Julia and I was like, okay, well
740
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,760
they're not getting much else
like I don't.
741
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,200
So I was like, fine, this will
be like the you're not getting a
742
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,240
lot else, but this is your big
gift for everybody, both of you
743
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,560
and whatever it's you.
Just put it out for the garage
744
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,120
sale.
Well, I'm not doing that because
745
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,360
they're.
Not are they using it.
746
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,480
No, some not.
No, not very much.
747
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,440
Give you 7 bucks.
No, it was way more than $7.00
748
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,200
I.
Throw in the CPAP machine
749
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,280
because.
Here's the other thing that
750
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,440
happens with Garage.
Sale.
751
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,640
People want stuff for nothing
like a CPAP machine for 7 bucks.
752
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,200
That's the whole right now.
We don't sell things for very
753
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,600
much either.
Like you were like books $0.25
754
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,480
you know?
Like I don't care I just wanted
755
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,760
out of here.
Some people really love to sell
756
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,320
things for pricey amount. 5
bucks each.
757
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,800
No thanks.
No, that's not a garage sale
758
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,600
price.
So we were getting everything
759
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,560
out of the garage.
You put prices on everything.
760
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,720
Do you like sit down the night a
couple of nights?
761
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,600
Before.
Or I buy those stickers that are
762
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,600
easy, or I just put like all the
books in a box and say $0.25.
763
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,320
I don't know, whatever a dollar,
do you?
764
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,720
Have should I come to wherever
this is taking place?
765
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:13,720
Should I if I were to come?
Can I don't carry cash?
766
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:18,760
Can I use my?
Well you could E transfer me I
767
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,240
guess.
You cannot tap your phone like
768
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:24,160
at a garage sale.
I don't have like a tap for you.
769
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,240
$0.25 a book Can I?
Can't tap for $0.25.
770
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,240
No, you have to bring cash.
I don't.
771
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,920
Like to bring cash?
I think people go and get cash
772
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,640
to go garage saleing.
Do they?
773
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,960
Yeah, because you get the early
birds, right?
774
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,240
Like, so they're out at 7:00 AM
or 6:30 and they're circling to
775
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,160
see who's open.
They want to get the good deals.
776
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,360
They want to get the good stuff
before it's all gone.
777
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,400
They're prepared, they're out
there early and they always have
778
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,760
cash.
Are there good deals?
779
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,680
Is there anything worth even
buy?
780
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,120
Do you buy from anybody else
that's selling?
781
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,000
Sometimes if I find something
but.
782
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,800
That's, but that's the.
Whole I don't even have time to
783
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,000
go, just a.
Second, you're.
784
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,360
That's the whole point of this
is to get rid of stuff.
785
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,000
Oh my God, yes.
Well, last year our neighbors
786
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,600
were getting rid of a BBQ
playset and Julia was like, I
787
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,240
want that.
So they gave it to her.
788
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,840
Do you think she touched it at
all?
789
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,360
This whole year?
I'm like, you were 10 years old,
790
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,880
there's no way you're going to
play with that.
791
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,960
You know you have to sell it.
Yeah.
792
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,880
So I said I'm putting that
garage, I'm putting that back
793
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,880
out for the garage sale, by the
way, on your driveway, so you
794
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,600
can make money on this.
Yeah.
795
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,760
And it's going to be sold like
we are not keeping this enough.
796
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,720
We basically stored it for them
in our basement for a year.
797
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,600
That's what we did.
Well, you're selling a lot of
798
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,560
your stuff as much as you can,
and then what you can't sell
799
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,200
goes in the car and it's going
to Goodwill, but you're also out
800
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,720
wandering around buying
everybody.
801
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,480
Re accumulating.
Yeah, sometimes.
802
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,960
Sometimes, yeah, but not.
Always.
803
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,720
I salute most of the kids.
Re accumulating.
804
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,080
I salute your town for doing a
great job of recycling.
805
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,600
Sure you can if you're looking
for toys.
806
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,040
Like when I was a young mum and
would look and I had little
807
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,920
kids, buying toys and stuff like
that from garage sales was the
808
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,240
best.
Oh yeah.
809
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,480
I mean, for that kind of
especially the little kids stuff
810
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,600
and babies, there's absolutely
no reason to buy any of that
811
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,440
brand new, no.
So you're OK with that?
812
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:21,680
You're OK with buying other
people's toy, especially young
813
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,840
kids toys that they chewed and
slobbered and done all that?
814
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,240
Stuff, I mean, it's typically
the stuff that's in good.
815
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,000
Shape very particular about the
sheets in your hotel room.
816
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:36,520
Oh yes, I'm not buying used
sheets at a garage sale, I tell
817
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,520
you that.
Buy my own brand new comfortable
818
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,880
down filled bedding.
Thank you very much.
819
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,960
But they matched the mattress
down the street.
820
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,600
The one outside, leaning up
against the brick wall.
821
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,960
That's.
Been outdoors in the rain for
822
00:40:52,960 --> 00:41:20,240
the past two weeks.
This is due to underwhelming
823
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,240
demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel
824
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:26,120
and Foreman.
And shout out to our sponsors
825
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827
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We wouldn't tell you that if we
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834
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Exactly.
Right, that's perfect, actually
835
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Yes, that is that worked out,
836
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,720
didn't it?
It really did.
837
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They'll put.
Their contact information in the
838
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show notes and it'll be here on
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839
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840
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841
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Yeah.
There's many ways to get a hold
842
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,920
of us.
Best ways to go to our website,
843
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,080
underwhelming.ca.
Or you can e-mail us.
844
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,960
Dave Rachel Foreman at Gmail dot
dot com.
845
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,840
We're on social media.
You can contact us pretty much
846
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,960
anywhere.
And if you do contact us, well,
847
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,800
we like that because we'd like
to hear from you.
848
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,160
So, yeah, if you, if, if, if
something moves your needle, if
849
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,320
you disagree with something, if
you hate one of us, if you love
850
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one of us, it doesn't matter.
Let us know what you think.
851
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,880
We want to know what you're
thinking.
852
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,920
And this is the part of our
little podcast where we we get
853
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,520
some feedback.
It doesn't really work if you
854
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,200
don't feedback to us, you know
what I mean?
855
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,400
No, exactly that.
We need that.
856
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We crave that.
That's why we do this.
857
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,680
And in fact, thank goodness for
you and for people like Ainsley.
858
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,040
Ainsley.
Who?
859
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:58,400
Back in January when I was
discussing problems with the guy
860
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,560
who cuts my hair.
Oh yeah.
861
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,120
Whatever happened with that?
Did you go back to him?
862
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:09,600
But last time I went, he was so
late he forgot his scissors in
863
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,480
his car.
He was a whole he kept getting
864
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,160
distracted with other people and
other things going on and kept
865
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,720
and I'm just sitting there like
supposed to be getting my
866
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,600
haircut here, buddy.
Let's go.
867
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,360
And he owns the place.
Oh boy.
868
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,360
If you're, I'm sorry, Mr.
Barber.
869
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,120
If you're a Barber, when I was
in on the radio, I never forgot
870
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,320
my headphones.
If you're a Barber, you don't
871
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,840
forget your scissors in the car.
Right.
872
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,720
Why?
Why don't you just leave them at
873
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,120
work?
You own the place.
874
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,360
I don't know.
That was that was the last
875
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,240
straw.
And that's weird.
876
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,440
You know what?
Someone recommended I go
877
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,840
somewhere else and I looked back
through the messages and it was
878
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,400
Ainsley who said yeah.
Foreman.
879
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:53,480
My husband goes to Angry Bear
Barber in Saint Thomas.
880
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,920
I hope this isn't the place you
had issues with.
881
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,320
It is not, but if not, I highly
recommend checking them out.
882
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,640
My husband's been going there
for 6 plus years and now we take
883
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,000
our sons.
If you go book with Scotty or
884
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Toby and I was with Toby this
morning and it was lovely.
885
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,800
Look.
At your hair.
886
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,400
Look at your hair.
I was going to say that well.
887
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,320
That fade.
Wow, that's a good haircut.
888
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,640
That's a haircut fast.
Easily.
889
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,640
I noticed your haircuts but I
didn't today, so Angry Bear is a
890
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,080
good one.
Yeah, those are not a sponsor,
891
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,880
but they're welcome to be.
They're welcome.
892
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,080
Anytime, tell Toby OK?
Yes, absolutely.
893
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,160
By the way, also a message from
Dave and Elmer.
894
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,680
OK.
Sent to me, but I've.
895
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,280
Heard from Dave for a little
while.
896
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,360
It's about you, Rachel.
And I don't know if he, I mean,
897
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,720
it's getting back to Rachel,
obviously.
898
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:45,200
OK Dave says that I hope my new
gig is going well.
899
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,720
Yes for sure.
Side note, can you please find
900
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,960
out what course Rachel and her
woman's group is golfing at so
901
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,760
it can be avoided at all costs
the days they are there Haha
902
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,520
Dave and Elmer.
Should I tell you?
903
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,240
I don't know if I should tell
Dave or it's just a surprise
904
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:07,560
maybe for him.
It's a public service.
905
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,480
Look if you.
It's a public service.
906
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,080
If you don't want to help the
public if you don't want to.
907
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,440
I don't need to help the public
in this case the.
908
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,280
Pain and suffering that could
that could happen to somebody
909
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,840
who's stuck behind you.
That's right.
910
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,080
That's fine.
She's.
911
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,720
Already A5, some soon to be 6,
some with that Lady Dave doesn't
912
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,400
want.
Yeah.
913
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,600
You.
Can have.
914
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,480
Her.
We don't want her because she
915
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,520
seems too hardcore for us.
Much too.
916
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,120
Aloof.
I think that's what you gotta.
917
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
You gotta.
Push for relaxed but we are not
918
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,560
aloof, I can tell you that.
Would be the funniest thing ever
919
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,440
if somehow David you get her
into Rachel's group.
920
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,320
No, let's see if I can do that.
When do you golf?
921
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,040
'Cause they'll make us do three
and three.
922
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,640
I'm going out this Thursday,
actually.
923
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,800
Thursday evening now.
I'll message.
924
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,160
You later.
She does like late times we have
925
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,960
to go after work.
Yeah, she likes it when it
926
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,760
perfect.
Hates getting up early.
927
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,000
Yeah, clearly.
OK, I have a message from
928
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,880
Lindsay Devoe now that we know
how to say her name.
929
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,760
Lindsay from Halifax.
Hey guys, it's still great
930
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,760
listening to you.
And thanks to Eileen for
931
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,560
reminding me, as I've been busy
with my hubby being away, that I
932
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,080
am still waiting to see the
finished puzzle project of that
933
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,080
puzzle.
Oh, Costco puzzle mail to
934
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,880
Rachelle House.
Yeah, Lindsey is the one that
935
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,640
sent you the Costco puzzle,
Rachel.
936
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,360
It's on a shelf in the kids toy
closet.
937
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,920
Okay, Rachel, if you're going to
be the one that does the puzzle,
938
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,160
Foreman needs to help you.
That is my request.
939
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,000
You heard it here folks.
Hey Foreman.
940
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,400
Also side note, Halifax Fleet
Week is coming up.
941
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,960
Time to go sailor shopping.
That wasn't some sailor
942
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,280
shopping.
That would be fun.
943
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,960
Yeah.
Only single to be single in
944
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:54,280
Halifax.
The Dutch men are here.
945
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,360
Is that what they are?
They'll be Dutch sailors,
946
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,840
they'll be German sailors,
American sailors, British.
947
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,840
Sailors.
Oh, Spanish sailors.
948
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,080
Really.
Canadian sailors I.
949
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,640
Thought it was just like all the
Canadian sailors coming home or
950
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,520
something.
Oh, it's international fleet.
951
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,040
Week.
Oh, OK, no.
952
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,480
No, no.
Everyone's on their Sunday
953
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,200
putting on their Sunday best.
Their white shoes.
954
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,680
You're so naive, Rachel.
I don't.
955
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,480
What do I know?
I don't live there or I don't
956
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,800
know.
You've never experienced Fleet
957
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:29,240
Week, No.
Wouldn't that be lovely so.
958
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,840
Isn't that why your husbands
away, Lindsay?
959
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,280
Because he's a sailor.
Is he away?
960
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,440
I don't want to go down.
During Fleet Week or is it a
961
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,160
different?
I don't want to go further down
962
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,800
that road while she can't
immediately respond, so that's
963
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:39,960
right.