The Wrath of Jana! (Ep. 137)

0:00 How did you know? Outside the Woodstocker, St. Thomas and Foreman wasn't telling. Telling. Stuff. Well, if he had his shirt off, it would have been Saint Thomas. Shirt was off, it would be the same time. Or Tilsenburg, Yeah. Oh yeah, those pants would have been off in Tilsenburg. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast with Dave, Rachel and Forum. And this is the podcast. It's sort of like spending over $300.00 for a 12 foot tall Halloween decoration to put on your front lawn. You know, it's kind of dumb. The big skeleton.

0:41 But if it gives you some joy, who cares? And that's our podcast. Sure. Kind of dumb. It's kind of dumb, but it brings you joy. Yeah, who cares? And once again, it's and it's brought to you, this fine podcast is brought you by no one. So if you do care about keeping the podcast alive, sure, feel free to get in touch with us. And don't give Home Depot $400.00 for that skeleton. Give it to us, right? That's. Right, we will bring you joy year round, not just on Halloween. That's right. What about us or the? Skeleton. You can put a Santa hat on. You can dress like a leprechaun. You can give it a Canadian flag.

1:23 We'll do. Whatever you need coming up on this podcast, this fine unsponsored podcast, Yeah. A little good idea, bad idea. Rachel is going to play good Thanksgiving or not. Yes. Or I feel or else titled would she Thanksgiving. No, if yeah. But if you're asking is this a good Thanksgiving or not, I'm already going to say probably not. OK, or? You lean or not? It's not about me and in fact it's about a stranger and it's just a new game that I thought we could play today. It just feels like if you're asking the question, the answer is probably not. Well, I mean it all right? You don't know yet.

2:04 You don't, but. Especially when it's a stranger, it's a lot easier to judge. So that leans even heavier. Not the. Stranger, I don't even know who they are, but they. Exactly. We're not playing that till later, even though we just started to play a little bit. Sure. I think we're just playing with is, is the title a good good. Thanksgiving or not or Happy Thanksgiving? Whatever. All right. And Foreman, what do you got? I have a happy Halloween. We love the holidays here. It. Might do your happiness at Halloween Might depend on how early you've bought your candy to give out to trick or treaters. Oh, because the average family that stocks up on candy early will eat their way through the entire stash. Yeah.

2:59 Not once. Yeah. But twice. Oh come on, this is the. Average family. Really. This is why they start selling it so early in August. Why? I don't know. Because we can't help ourselves. That's we. Can't help ourselves. It's in the house. Yes, you can't help yourself. But why would you buy? Your favorite kind? Why? Because if you don't need it. Well, that's a good well you need. It you were going to give it out, so then you have to restock before Halloween, right? You were. Just going to save it. It was going to stay in the closet, unseen, out of sight, out of mind. But it's never really out of mind now, is it? No. Come on, let's get right down to basics here. If you're a smart family like mine, we wait for it to go on sale. So you buy it at the after Halloween? No, no, no.

3:45 Usually be sitting there since November last year. Well, it doesn't matter because it's if, if, if in fact you're worried about whether it's stale or not. It's been in stores since, I don't know, the end of July, beginning of August. Oh yeah, that's are you really worried about it going back? No, it's fine. No, I'm not worried about like little chocolate bars. It's the hard candies. No gummies. No. Well, anyway, all I'm suggesting to you is it will go on sale because stores have way too much of it. Correct? It will go on sale When's? The sweet spot of the sale because it goes out and then we're like, oh, Halloween, candy's out, I better get it. The trouble is if you wait too long it's hard to get good stuff.

4:26 You're forced to just hand out rockets which everyone knows are shit. Never handing out rockets I'd rather hand out. That's people who do waited till the last minute. They waited till the 30th or 31st. Just give their candy. Just give the kids loonies for God's sake. Know what no kid has ever wanted? Plain old Dutch chips Get out. Wow. Yeah, and they're teamed, I mean. They have 5 chips inside. Ripples and old Dutch, but the. Lasers are the same. Yeah, half of them are green. Nobody wants any of those They. Are green. You're so right, yeah. Yeah. All right. Let me ask a question then, because we we have not bought it.

5:07 I mean, as we record this, it's post Thanksgiving and Halloween, Yeah, Halloween, but it's not very far away. Who's bought Halloween candy? Yes. We have we have two boxes of the 130 things from the Nestle box. So that's what Smarties Boo Kit Kat, Arrow and Coffee Crisp. Those are unopened right now. OK, good for you. Those ones are unopened, however. No, we haven't bought any 'cause I know that we'll eat them. The box of 140 Mars Peanut, M&M's, Snickers and Twix.

5:48 Mysteriously, you can just lift the flap parked in the back of the pantry. That's weird. Behind the other boxes. That's weird. It must have just arrived already opened by. Mistake. Pretty much everything's already gone except the Twix. No, they're. Good. Nobody likes. Twix. Nobody likes Twix. I like Twix. Nobody likes Twix, no. I do. And the Snickers. By the way, Twix is the Snickers are not chocolate bars anymore. I'll have you know they're little squares. Oh, that's bullshit. How do I know that? Because we have to go stock up again. Well, that's the thing, they're little squares now, so you have to eat more of them. I did not open these.

6:30 Harley and Ashley came home after a Costco trip I believe with these and somehow in the car ride home this box ended up being opened and since then like a week ago it's been pretty much empty. Empty. So my stepdad and mom bought, my stepdad bought the, bought candy, Halloween candy probably 2 weeks ago. And my mom said to him, why are we buying we're, why are we buying that so early? We're, we're just going to eat it. And he's like, well, that's the fun of it. That's the fun of it. That's the fun of it, to eat it before Halloween. Yeah, well, they're not trick or treating. They don't get candy. They wouldn't get candy otherwise. He's like, the fun of it is having it around and eating it. Of course you want to eat it before Halloween. He has no, no shame in doing that. So it's fine with him.

7:18 Oh, OK, that's. More later. He doesn't even care. That's this whole modus operandi that he just buys it and and doesn't see we we will maybe. You're doing it on purpose. We always buy full bars. We don't deal in the. Little cause not all of us live north of Anshaw well. No, I just can. Just you can. Get them right now, they're on sale at Costco. That doesn't mean that they're still more expensive than they. Used 18 in a pack. I've got like 300 kids that come to my house in. This economy must be very nice. No, I don't get 300. Kids. With tariffs come. On. Oh stop. It must be nice. It must be nice. Stop your whining. China's best friend Bunch of. Whiners. What a whiner.

8:01 What a whiner. Trick or treating at Dave's house? Yeah, like for Halloween, I'm here for my chocolate bar. You should. I think they're on sale, so we'll buy a couple at Costco and there you go, kids have. AI mustn't get a ton then. No, we tend to get a lot of kids. Get a lot of kids here I think cuz word spreads. Yes. Yes, this is. The house that Oh, absolutely it does. Yeah, word spreads. When there's a house in our neighborhood that's chocolate like full size everybody as soon as you see your friend on the street, which is every 3rd. Person you know they're going to run out guess. What? They've got that? Yeah, the house over there has got big chocolate bars, right? And one year it was a lady kind of at the end of the street that didn't get a lot of traffic. So by the time we got there, she gave each kid 2. There you go.

8:46 See. Good deal, good deal. That's amazing. That's This is why you got to go to every house. Yes. Absolutely. I think this is like we've, and we've talked about the season before, It's stuff your face. Season starts with Thanksgiving, yes, And then the good is to carry it on with the candy for Halloween. And that's why we have to restock once or twice as an average family. But it doesn't stop all winter. We're like fucking grizzly bears in hibernation. We say it's Thanksgiving, it's Halloween candy. Then you stuff your face for more Christmas and there's all kinds of chocolates and all that same nonsense at Christmas, just in different shapes. Then you're right into Valentine's. Different shapes of the same damn candy. Yeah.

9:27 Then. Easter different shapes of the same damn. Candy then, and then it's summer and you go, oh, look what? Happened to my summer body. Yeah, how am I going to sit by the pool looking like this? Uh huh. Looking like Jabba the Hutt. Give me a different shape of Reese's Pieces. You spend all summer trying to do something about it, and then at Thanksgiving hits and we're fucked. Yeah. I look like all shapes of the Reese's Pieces now. I wouldn't reach for a chocolate bar, it's just not my thing. Chips I could I They could be in front of me and I don't care. Well, since I discovered this box being open, the reason that all the peanut M&M's are gone are because of me. So oh. OK, there you go. I don't want to really do it.

10:08 That was the. Part of it, Foreman. Yeah, we have a thing here called the Wrath of Jana, and both Charlotte and I are aware of it. So no, we're not. You're not sneaking any candy. That doesn't happen that that the Collins is. Right. Does she parade you down Fanshaw Park Rd. with a bell and say shame? Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. Listen to the Underwhelming Demand, the podcast that the more discerning trick or treaters are dressing as this year. Boy, that's sad.

10:54 I don't even really know what that means, but it just sounded good to me. I have no idea it just so I apologize. Remember one year somebody actually did dress as you. No, me and Lindsay from the radio. Remember Lindsay used to be. And they dressed as us, right? Yeah, they did. We have a picture. Harley hasn't made-up her mind about what she wants to be for Halloween. And I offered I could dress her, has a radio DJ, and give her every item of clothing that has a logo on it. And you wear some headphones, bring a microphone. You're good to go. Yeah. Yeah, she's a walking billboard stack. A name tag be sucking. On a free coffee and eating a free. Yeah, OK.

11:36 Well, you talked about discerning. How discerning are you when it comes to your Thanksgiving parties? Because we're going to play a brand new game called Happy Thanksgiving. Wait a minute. You call your Thanksgiving get together a party at a party? Or is it a state? It's just. Family, I guess it's a gathering. If it's, I mean, OK, there's one party. One of my families, there was like 30 of us. So that's kind of a party, isn't it? Depends which family member you get cornered by. A family party. Yeah, well, and then the next day we were at Jeremy's parents house and there was only about 10 of us. Is that a party? That's more of a gathering anyway. That's not the game.

12:20 The game is called Happy Thanksgiving. So we're leaving my in laws and it's like 7:00, OK, We've had our Thanksgiving, we've had the dinner, we've done all that. And we're and that we notice that there's a young man who, I don't know, maybe in his 20s I guess, sitting outside on the electrical box with a bottle of Crown Royal and a glass, smoking a cigarette, having a dart now. Can you? He didn't really see it. He saw the car go by. But Jeremy and I are looking at him like. OK, well, this huh? It's pretty. Did he have a happy Thanksgiving in there or not? And is he having a happier Thanksgiving out?

13:02 But out on the electrical box at 7:00 PM, drinking by himself. OK. So the first thing I'm fine question positive, positive, positive, and you don't have to tell me where it was, but I know it's not London. Right, right. Yeah, you're right. So. Small town. Sure. OK, kind of, yeah. Do they call it the Friendly City? I don't know, they might. OK, yeah, 7:00 PM. On the same St. Friday night. Saturday night. Sunday night. Sunday night, Thanksgiving itself. Thanksgiving, actually. Monday, Sunday. Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday at 7:00 PM we're leaving our Thanksgiving. And apparently so did he to go outside, sit on the electrical.

13:44 Box with a full or half legged? How much was in the bottle? It was not full, but I don't know if it was half full. OK, half full. Like I don't think it was empty. There was still. It's starting to be a happy thing. He had a bottle and a glass smoke and a dart. Yeah, what was he wearing? He was wearing a hoodie, obviously. He was like, I'm. Picturing bathrobe so that's better. Nope, he was. He was kind of in all black or dark colors, and we all kind of looked at him like, huh, that's a weird spot to be sitting. What did your daughters? What did your daughters think? They were just like, what's he doing? And we're like, we're not sure. Looks like you might be.

14:25 He might be escaping his Thanksgiving, perhaps. We think maybe he, I don't know, not having the happiest of Thanksgivings, but it's turned better since he sat in the electrical box. Maybe he's having a happier Thanksgiving by himself. I'm going to say. Must be. How many cars were there? A lot of cars in the driveway and parked in front of them and. Stuff. So there might have been one or two extra cars I didn't notice. And you would you would estimate about 2021. Yeah, 20, early mid 20s maybe I'm too. Far too young to be that cynical. I'm 25, so he looked about my age. Mustache. Sure. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't. Facial hair. It's not that I saw.

15:07 Long hair. Short hair. I don't know your hair. Sure. It was a. Hood on is a hood. On OK. Sure, it was a dark. He was sitting cross legged, cross legged up on the big electrical box, which odd choice for a seat and not. So he's not on the porch, right? He didn't just go out porch. Available. Well, yeah, the front door has all. You want to be as far away from the house I would think as possible if you're planning on doing that. Secondly, I guess I'm wondering if he was in fact having a dart or whether he was smoking something else. And you lead me to believe. That anything else? Well, yes, but your windows were probably up. Well, we we walked outside to get to the car. Oh, I see.

15:48 So we noticed that we got. Cindy cross legged on the electrical box with. Us like he was in it for a while, you know? Yeah. I felt. Like he was just having a quick smoke and back inside, he brought his drink. He brought the bottle. Yeah. Did he look when you were waving? Was there a? Glass. No, he ignored it. Yes, there was a glass. He. Ignored it. Bottle glass, Dark glass legged electrical box not on the porch. I feel a little sorry for this individual, so that would lead me. To he might have been feeling sorry for himself because he has had quite a lot going on there maybe. Yeah, that would lead me to lean on, if I'm being truthful, probably not a Happy Thanksgiving, but not a. Happy Thanksgiving, but.

16:32 He's trying to make it better, so. Inside, it's a terrible Thanksgiving, but yes, it may have been his fault. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Could be. For any anybody that watches the TV show The Bear, Yes. And they had a Christmas episode laugh out loud comedy. Am I OK? Yeah, it's just a knee slap. It is considered a comedy though, I think. Am I OK? Then maybe you could understand why someone would leave the house. Yeah, with the bottle. If it's that bad, yeah. And sit on top of the. What you should have done is stuck around to see if he then got in a car and drove into the side of the house. Wow.

17:14 That was Mom. Just walked over and said happy Thanksgiving. See what he says. Are you mother? OK? We'd have a definitive answer then. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's the podcast that has decided to remain neutral in the Team Keith, Team Nicole debate so please. That's. Yeah, don't bother asking us, OK? Don't bother asking us.

17:57 However, I think we can all agree that Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau deserve one another, so that's nice. EW, it is a new. It's a bit of a new the funniest meme about that today, A. Bit of a new. I have to read it to you, no? I don't I don't want to read it. Still want to hear it. Let me keep going. I. Don't I thought it was it was the Beaverton Katy Perry confirms Trudeau romance began after she saw compelling truck flag. OK. Well, anyway, let's not let's.

18:38 Well, I think I will. Thank you. Let's not even dwell on that. Let's just move on. It is time. It is time for good idea, bad idea. It's time for another good idea, bad idea. Looking forward to it. So funny. Confirms Trudeau romance started after. Good idea, good idea, good idea. Hilarious. Okay, not literal Katie. Okay, Anyway. Well, they keep saying it, and they did for four years. Come on.

19:20 OK, good idea, bad idea. This is where we, you know, find things that we, we wonder aloud is this a good or a bad idea? And then we argue over it and then we go to bed and everybody, you know, have a nice night. Sure. So anyway, here we go. I'm I I'm bringing a couple of things to the table if anybody else has something. To bring this. Fine, I'm going to start with something that I spotted in the grocery store mere days before Thanksgiving. We had nine people over for Thanksgiving. We spotted pumpkin spice whipped cream. I spotted it and I went. You know the the kind that you not spray Cool Whip, but the spray type. The aerosol can take.

20:02 Yeah, the aerosol and I went, oh, look at this, I said to my wife Jana, and she immediately said we have to have that. And So what I. Knew you bought it. I knew you're all for trying new things. She had to buy them. Yeah. I mean, a bad idea. Move on. I actually don't want, I don't like pumpkin spice lattes. They're sweet and they don't do anything for me. But I don't mind pumpkin flavored things. They don't bother me. Depending on what it is, Pumpkin beer is good. Yeah, I enjoy that. That's different. It is different anyway, sweetie. I never get pumpkin spice lattes. No, I don't really. Like them.

20:42 If I had seen that in the store I would have just been like huh? And moved on. Yeah, exactly. So we actually, we bought it. So we had pumpkin pie and people were spraying the the pumpkin spice whipped cream on the pumpkin pie. And the immediate reaction from my daughter was my favorite. My yeah. And my older daughter was here. It was my younger daughter who went. I don't taste anything. You put it on pumpkin pie. It already tasted. You think it would? What did you think you would taste? And so I. Wasn't she tried just the whipped cream on its own? Well, no, she put it on pumpkin. She ate it all together.

21:25 That's. Where whipped cream goes. That's where whipped cream goes this time of year on your pumpkin pot. But sometimes you could eat the two things separately, like you just take a little bit of the. Straight in your mouth when you're looking through the fridge at 2:00 AM alone. Why would anybody ever? Do that. Followed by a bunch of Halloween candy that you bought before Thanksgiving. OK, well, I would never do that. She just went well, it doesn't taste like anything. I'm like, you're eating it with pumpkin pie. Well. If you eat it together with pumpkin pie, right? I guess it all tastes like pumpkin. So that made me wonder, is pumpkin spice whipped cream a good idea or a bad idea? Clearly. Yeah. OK, go. Away and say, well I wouldn't buy it, but you both say you'd spray it in your mouth at 2:00 in the morning.

22:10 Well, like any I whipped cream, yes. I guess pumpkin spice whipped cream, I think is here's my opinion on pumpkin spice whipped cream. Yeah, I don't think it. I think it's moot because I'm sad if I have whipped cream on its own. I I don't want it to taste like pumpkin spice. Yeah, I'm having a sad Thanksgiving. Yeah, but. If I have it with pumpkin pie, it doesn't matter if it tastes like pumpkin spice, so what's the point? Do you know what I mean? Well, that was my point. What is the point of pumpkin spice whipped cream if? I think you're right, there's no point. If it's it's going to be put on your. So I, I, I, I bounced that off like immediately. I said to my wife, I said, yeah, that's a very good point. What is the point of this whipped cream? You could, you could put it on something else. And I went, yeah, I guess you could put. It on your.

23:02 Apple pie, I guess if you wanted something else to taste. Pumpkin spiced. But then you're getting the pumpkin spice whipped cream flavor plus the flavor of whatever else you're eating, and I don't know if those things always go together. They don't. Bad idea. She did mention pancakes and I thought I don't really put whipped cream on pancakes, but I guess some people. You could do, Yeah. OK, I see that you could do pumpkin spice with. Flower back on board. Or you are back on board. So I just think it's really dumb. You just need to give me a compelling argument like those truck flags and I'm all in give. You instructions in flag form. Do this to him, fine. Good idea.

23:43 Okay, so now this is a good idea then the pumpkin spice whipped cream whip is a. I'm gonna buy it. So I actually think it's, I just, I think it's a bad idea because I don't care. Bad idea. Well, I think you were right. I think it's I wouldn't have said it's moot. I just don't I what's the point? Yeah, yeah, what is the point? I. Think there is no spice whipped cream as we done it? Thank you for agreeing with me, OK. Redundant to exist. It shouldn't. It doesn't need to happen. Let us move on. OK, Good idea, bad idea. Adult to ween. Adult to Halloween. That's Halloween for adults.

24:24 Is this a new thing? Should adults get their own night to celebrate Halloween adult to ween just. Celebrate it Halloween. Just do it. You don't need to call it adult. It's just Halloween. OK, So what do you do on Halloween, Rachel? Do you get all dressed up and party with your adult friends? No, I don't. What are you doing? I'm going to hand out candy and trick or treat with my kids. Yeah, exactly so. But the weekend? Before for me, Well, it's on a weekend. This year, so Halloween's not for you. Well, it could be for me. Adult to ween is like in college and you dress like a slut and you go to the bar. That's adult to ween. But that's how you know it already happens. That's every Friday night.

25:08 Not if you're in a nurse's outfit. Yeah, you put on cat ears and then it's a costume for Halloween. Paint a little black, nose on and whiskers all done. Look, you mean? You mean you don't do that in February? No, I think it has to be a very special occasion. I see. Yeah. No, I think adult to Ween is just, you know, college kids celebrating, isn't it? It's just. Like, do adults actually celebrate? New poll found over half of adults think grown-ups should get their own night to celebrate Halloween without having the kids around. Yeah, almost 60.

25:49 Then you can do that. That's almost 2/3 of adults. Wish it was a thing. Adult. Ween called. Is it a? Trick or treat or what's happening here? There's. Oh, you party, you dress. Up. Oh, well then you can. No one's stopping you from doing that. Yeah, but you're not having fun on Halloween with kids coming to the door and out trick or treating unless you enjoy. That so there's 2/3 of people they want to ditch their kids so they can go. You're in a. Small town, right? Yeah, yeah. So you, you take your kids out trick or treating and everybody, he's got a drink in their hand. Yeah. So it is kind of a delta wean. Yeah, see. Everyone's out, you stop and you see all your friends and yeah, yeah, right. I mean we still in the. City, we have laws. Yeah.

26:31 I mean, like, you still have yetis though, don't you? Right. Is that what they're for? I put. Coffee in mine. Well, also that. Well, if it's half Bailey's. No, I don't do that. I topped with a little pumpkin spice with cream. Too sweet. It's too. You've got some leftover I bet, too. Sweet. Alright, so you don't think there should be a separate night? I always felt like. I don't care about dressing up. Some people really love dressing up. I don't know, do you guys like dressing up? I mean, we went out in Halloween. We. Celebrated together. We dressed up and went out for the Halloween last year at a full it was a fundraiser. Full. Huge party, hundreds of people. It was a practice. Yes, I remember right.

27:11 It was great. But we've that's like the first time since college that we've done that yes. And so like, and it's just called, I don't know, it's a Saturday or Fridays before Halloween. You have a party. Yeah, that's. What I think I mean, I don't, this is AUS thing. So I, you know, the, the Americans are whiny anyway, but I, I always felt like so Halloween this year, I believe, is a Friday, which is a great day for kids, right? They don't have to get up the next day and all. It's perfect. Perfect. And for you people in a small town, you can get hammered and stagger up and down this week with your kids, pretending that you're actually watching your kids while you're getting. Hammered. Yeah, you know, but I always felt like it was the whatever the Saturday happens to be Halloween, that's a bit of a drag, but I always felt like the Saturday before Halloween, have at it, do it, go out.

28:03 And we used to go to. We used to go to. There will be dressed up. There was a big party of I forget where everybody would get dressed up and they would have prizes and do all of that stuff. Kind of like what I remember doing, all of that stuff. Some people. Love to dress up, Yeah. It's great fun. It's great fun and you try to be creative and you try to win and do all of that, that stuff. I don't think you need a separate. No, I don't think you need a separate thing. Have a party if you want one, yeah. 2/3 of adults should plan more of their own parties. That's what basically said Studies or. Live in a small town where you go out on Halloween and just. So are you dress up when you walk? Around wander the streets and pretend that you're watching your kids while you're peeing in your neighbor's tree.

28:44 OK, I don't do that. Well, I'll bet you do. Good idea. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast. It's an unsponsored podcast. Yes, and we will guilt you with that every week until we have a new a new sponsor. Yes, if you know somebody, if you think you know somebody, if you would like to really irritate somebody and tell them anyway, it doesn't really matter.

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30:17 Signed a 2007 Taylor fan, not a 2025 fan. Oh, OK. Oh. You're not a fan anymore. I don't know. I'm pretty sure that didn't. Then didn't Kansas City turn around and then beat them and went to the Super Bowl? Yeah, I think so. I don't fan just. Last year, this, yeah. They did. Kansas City was in the Super Bowl. They well, yeah, Kansas City got beat, yeah. But they, I think they beat the Bills to get there. So that's nice. Regular season win, got to win in the playoffs. I do recall the Bills went pretty far last season though. Yeah, all the way to Kansas City and then lost. I do recall Taylor did not enjoy her time in Buffalo when the Chiefs had to play there in that playoff game when Jason took a shirt off and went running around the crowd. Yeah, but he was pretty funny.

31:03 Yes, he was. I enjoyed Jason in Buffalo, that's for sure. That's what Jason Kelsey actually became a that's when we all went. We love that guy. That guy. More of that. Yeah, and he was handing little children up to meet Taylor. That's cute. That's great. That's very cute. OK, We're on TikTok as well. You can follow us at Due to underwhelming demand is our handle there and we've posted a video of last week. Red sky at night. Two birds in the hand and don't beat around the Bush. Yep. Well, Kendra has commented on our video and she says red sky at night Sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, Sailors take warning. No, it's not. Thank you, Kendra.

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32:30 Oh this must be as an aside. I was at the gas station the other day and some guys phone kept going off. His text message notification was Homer Simpsons Doe. That's funny too. That is funny. That is good. I would get a little tired of that after a while, but I do like it. The guys that did our kitchen this summer, one of them had a funny ringtone and it, I can't remember what it was, but it was some sound effect. And I every time it went off, I laughed a little to myself. You have to, you have to. I was like, who's this Daddy's like it's mine. Sorry. I'm like, no, it's hilarious. It's. Funny you're everybody's up for silly fun. Sometimes you just got to have some silly fun. Just like Kimiko enjoys about this show. Kimiko, another friend of ours, another parent on the swim team who is brand new to this podcast. OK.

33:16 And starting from the beginning and making her way through all. Right, good for her. So we'll see how long it takes you to get to this part. That's a. Slug, but as she's listening, she's directly texting Ashley individual comments about different things we've talked about. I think that's. A good idea probably has no fucking clue either. She's just like, what is this about she? Knows what are. You telling me? Starting with she and you wants to talk. She wants to talk about how he looks like Bernard the elf. I can kind of see it. I'm going to call him that the next time I see him lol. You do look like Bernard.

33:58 The Elf. It looks like Bernard the Elf. It's almost Bernard the Elf season, by the way, because it's right after Halloween coming up. Yep, So it begins. Next message again this is from Kamiko. Gone out as Bernard the Elf you. Are fucking out and. You should, I hope there's. I'm going to look that up. Is there a costume of Bernard the Elf? And it doesn't. Need a bottle? For you he. Doesn't need a costume, he just needs a. Little wig with the like stringy like the curly kind of straight hair. Bernard the Elf. All right, costume, keep going for him. Sorry. Next message. Again, this is from Kimiko to Ashley about us. OK.

34:39 That says please tell your husband we freeze our butter and cheese. Thank you. Thank you. Freezes butter or cheese. Two of us do. Can we go? Can we still? Do. Butter, yeah. It doesn't even need a fridge. What the hell it? Needs a fridge. You buy it in the fridge. It can't sit out for that. It'll go bad after a while. Butter can sit out longer, but if you leave it out too long it'll mold. Oh my God yes. So either way, the fridge is fine for months on end. You don't need to freeze it. I've got a brick of cheese. Honestly, Brick of cheese New this week. It is October 2025 and it's not due to like August 2026. You don't.

35:24 Like that's the cheese. OK, I don't freeze cheese anymore because you guys give me such grief about it. Butter. I still do. Stop freezing butter. Why would you? Eat. I do so it. Keep isn't, so it keep. Then I do because I buy it in. I buy multiples when it's on sale. Keep it in the fridge. It can all just be in the. Fridge. Just put it in the fridge. You don't need to freeze the whole time, it's not going to die in the. Fridge still going in the freezer. Why just I'm not I'm not debating this anymore. Absolutely no reason it's going just. Leave it in me and. Kamiko, thank you very much. Last 1 then.

36:07 OK, you're really. Going to love this 10. Boy, it's all. About me, yes, that says specifically. Now this girl reads my mind. She legit clap back about the microwave. Can I please meet her? She's my favorite, thank you. Finally somebody. She's my favorite. That's great, thank you so much. I get nothing from these two dopes. Finally I have someone who's on my side. You're freezing your butter. And calling me a dope. Other people freeze their. Butter. Who's the lost cause? It's. Not so weird.

36:49 Whoa. I'm going to buy butter when it's on sale for. Less than 5 bucks because it's expensive. Yes, and then I freeze it. Uh huh. Don't pull one out. At a time and I. Use it. I cut off the hunk. I put it on the counter in the butter dish thing. Put it in the fridge. It's in the fridge when? I take it out of. The freezer and leave it in the fridge. Wow, yeah. Thank you. Kamiko, you can e-mail. US anytime freeze. Your butter. This is Rhonda, and I just want to say no offense to you, but I stopped siding with you the day you told us that the way you put on a bra is the right way.

37:35 So I got to I got to agree with Dave on the cheese thing too. Because I can't listen to you anymore. Rachel, have a good day, guys. OK, you too. Bye.