The Wrath of Jana! (Ep. 137)

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How did you know?
Outside the Woodstocker, St.

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Thomas and Foreman wasn't
telling.

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Telling.
Stuff.

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Well, if he had his shirt off,
it would have been Saint Thomas.

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Shirt was off, it would be the
same time.

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Or Tilsenburg, Yeah.
Oh yeah, those pants would have

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been off in Tilsenburg.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel

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and Forum.
And this is the podcast.

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It's sort of like spending over
$300.00 for a 12 foot tall

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Halloween decoration to put on
your front lawn.

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You know, it's kind of dumb.
The big skeleton.

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But if it gives you some joy,
who cares?

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And that's our podcast.
Sure.

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Kind of dumb.
It's kind of dumb, but it brings

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you joy.
Yeah, who cares?

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And once again, it's and it's
brought to you, this fine

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podcast is brought you by no
one.

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So if you do care about keeping
the podcast alive, sure, feel

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free to get in touch with us.
And don't give Home Depot

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$400.00 for that skeleton.
Give it to us, right?

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That's.
Right, we will bring you joy

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year round, not just on
Halloween.

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That's right.
What about us or the?

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Skeleton.
You can put a Santa hat on.

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You can dress like a leprechaun.
You can give it a Canadian flag.

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We'll do.
Whatever you need coming up on

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this podcast, this fine
unsponsored podcast, Yeah.

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A little good idea, bad idea.
Rachel is going to play good

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Thanksgiving or not.
Yes.

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Or I feel or else titled would
she Thanksgiving.

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No, if yeah.
But if you're asking is this a

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good Thanksgiving or not, I'm
already going to say probably

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not.
OK, or?

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You lean or not?
It's not about me and in fact

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it's about a stranger and it's
just a new game that I thought

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we could play today.
It just feels like if you're

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asking the question, the answer
is probably not.

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Well, I mean it all right?
You don't know yet.

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You don't, but.
Especially when it's a stranger,

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it's a lot easier to judge.
So that leans even heavier.

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Not the.
Stranger, I don't even know who

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they are, but they.
Exactly.

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We're not playing that till
later, even though we just

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started to play a little bit.
Sure.

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I think we're just playing with
is, is the title a good good.

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Thanksgiving or not or Happy
Thanksgiving?

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Whatever.
All right.

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And Foreman, what do you got?
I have a happy Halloween.

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We love the holidays here.
It.

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Might do your happiness at
Halloween Might depend on how

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early you've bought your candy
to give out to trick or

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treaters.
Oh, because the average family

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that stocks up on candy early
will eat their way through the

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entire stash.
Yeah.

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Not once.
Yeah.

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But twice.
Oh come on, this is the.

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Average family.
Really.

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This is why they start selling
it so early in August.

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Why?
I don't know.

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Because we can't help ourselves.
That's we.

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Can't help ourselves.
It's in the house.

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Yes, you can't help yourself.
But why would you buy?

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Your favorite kind?
Why?

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Because if you don't need it.
Well, that's a good well you

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need.
It you were going to give it

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out, so then you have to restock
before Halloween, right?

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You were.
Just going to save it.

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It was going to stay in the
closet, unseen, out of sight,

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out of mind.
But it's never really out of

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mind now, is it?
No.

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Come on, let's get right down to
basics here.

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If you're a smart family like
mine, we wait for it to go on

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sale.
So you buy it at the after

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Halloween?
No, no, no.

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Usually be sitting there since
November last year.

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Well, it doesn't matter because
it's if, if, if in fact you're

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worried about whether it's stale
or not.

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It's been in stores since, I
don't know, the end of July,

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beginning of August.
Oh yeah, that's are you really

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worried about it going back?
No, it's fine.

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No, I'm not worried about like
little chocolate bars.

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It's the hard candies.
No gummies.

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No.
Well, anyway, all I'm suggesting

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to you is it will go on sale
because stores have way too much

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of it.
Correct?

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It will go on sale When's?
The sweet spot of the sale

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because it goes out and then
we're like, oh, Halloween,

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candy's out, I better get it.
The trouble is if you wait too

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long it's hard to get good
stuff.

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You're forced to just hand out
rockets which everyone knows are

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shit.
Never handing out rockets I'd

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rather hand out.
That's people who do waited till

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the last minute.
They waited till the 30th or

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31st.
Just give their candy.

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Just give the kids loonies for
God's sake.

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Know what no kid has ever
wanted?

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Plain old Dutch chips Get out.
Wow.

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Yeah, and they're teamed, I
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They have 5 chips inside.
Ripples and old Dutch, but the.

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Lasers are the same.
Yeah, half of them are green.

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Nobody wants any of those They.
Are green.

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You're so right, yeah.
Yeah.

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All right.
Let me ask a question then,

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because we we have not bought
it.

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I mean, as we record this, it's
post Thanksgiving and Halloween,

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Yeah, Halloween, but it's not
very far away.

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Who's bought Halloween candy?
Yes.

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We have we have two boxes of the
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So that's what Smarties Boo Kit
Kat, Arrow and Coffee Crisp.

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Those are unopened right now.
OK, good for you.

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Those ones are unopened,
however.

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No, we haven't bought any 'cause
I know that we'll eat them.

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The box of 140 Mars Peanut,
M&M's, Snickers and Twix.

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Mysteriously, you can just lift
the flap parked in the back of

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the pantry.
That's weird.

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Behind the other boxes.
That's weird.

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It must have just arrived
already opened by.

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Mistake.
Pretty much everything's already

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gone except the Twix.
No, they're.

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Good.
Nobody likes.

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Twix.
Nobody likes Twix.

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I like Twix.
Nobody likes Twix, no.

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I do.
And the Snickers.

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By the way, Twix is the Snickers
are not chocolate bars anymore.

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I'll have you know they're
little squares.

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Oh, that's bullshit.
How do I know that?

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Because we have to go stock up
again.

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Well, that's the thing, they're
little squares now, so you have

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to eat more of them.
I did not open these.

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Harley and Ashley came home
after a Costco trip I believe

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with these and somehow in the
car ride home this box ended up

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being opened and since then like
a week ago it's been pretty much

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empty.
Empty.

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So my stepdad and mom bought, my
stepdad bought the, bought

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candy, Halloween candy probably
2 weeks ago.

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And my mom said to him, why are
we buying we're, why are we

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buying that so early?
We're, we're just going to eat

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it.
And he's like, well, that's the

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fun of it.
That's the fun of it.

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That's the fun of it, to eat it
before Halloween.

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Yeah, well, they're not trick or
treating.

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They don't get candy.
They wouldn't get candy

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otherwise.
He's like, the fun of it is

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having it around and eating it.
Of course you want to eat it

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before Halloween.
He has no, no shame in doing

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that.
So it's fine with him.

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Oh, OK, that's.
More later.

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He doesn't even care.
That's this whole modus operandi

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that he just buys it and and
doesn't see we we will maybe.

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You're doing it on purpose.
We always buy full bars.

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We don't deal in the.
Little cause not all of us live

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north of Anshaw well.
No, I just can.

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Just you can.
Get them right now, they're on

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sale at Costco.
That doesn't mean that they're

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still more expensive than they.
Used 18 in a pack.

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I've got like 300 kids that come
to my house in.

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This economy must be very nice.
No, I don't get 300.

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Kids.
With tariffs come.

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On.
Oh stop.

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It must be nice.
It must be nice.

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Stop your whining.
China's best friend Bunch of.

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Whiners.
What a whiner.

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What a whiner.
Trick or treating at Dave's

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house?
Yeah, like for Halloween, I'm

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here for my chocolate bar.
You should.

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I think they're on sale, so
we'll buy a couple at Costco and

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there you go, kids have.
AI mustn't get a ton then.

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No, we tend to get a lot of
kids.

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Get a lot of kids here I think
cuz word spreads.

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Yes.
Yes, this is.

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The house that Oh, absolutely it
does.

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Yeah, word spreads.
When there's a house in our

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neighborhood that's chocolate
like full size everybody as soon

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as you see your friend on the
street, which is every 3rd.

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Person you know they're going to
run out guess.

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What?
They've got that?

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Yeah, the house over there has
got big chocolate bars, right?

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And one year it was a lady kind
of at the end of the street that

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didn't get a lot of traffic.
So by the time we got there, she

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gave each kid 2.
There you go.

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See.
Good deal, good deal.

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That's amazing.
That's This is why you got to go

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to every house.
Yes.

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Absolutely.
I think this is like we've, and

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we've talked about the season
before, It's stuff your face.

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Season starts with Thanksgiving,
yes, And then the good is to

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carry it on with the candy for
Halloween.

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And that's why we have to
restock once or twice as an

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average family.
But it doesn't stop all winter.

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We're like fucking grizzly bears
in hibernation.

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We say it's Thanksgiving, it's
Halloween candy.

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Then you stuff your face for
more Christmas and there's all

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kinds of chocolates and all that
same nonsense at Christmas, just

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in different shapes.
Then you're right into

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Valentine's.
Different shapes of the same

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damn candy.
Yeah.

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Then.
Easter different shapes of the

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same damn.
Candy then, and then it's summer

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and you go, oh, look what?
Happened to my summer body.

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Yeah, how am I going to sit by
the pool looking like this?

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Uh huh.
Looking like Jabba the Hutt.

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Give me a different shape of
Reese's Pieces.

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You spend all summer trying to
do something about it, and then

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at Thanksgiving hits and we're
fucked.

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Yeah.
I look like all shapes of the

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Reese's Pieces now.
I wouldn't reach for a chocolate

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bar, it's just not my thing.
Chips I could I They could be in

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front of me and I don't care.
Well, since I discovered this

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box being open, the reason that
all the peanut M&M's are gone

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are because of me.
So oh.

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OK, there you go.
I don't want to really do it.

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That was the.
Part of it, Foreman.

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Yeah, we have a thing here
called the Wrath of Jana, and

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both Charlotte and I are aware
of it.

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So no, we're not.
You're not sneaking any candy.

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That doesn't happen that that
the Collins is.

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Right.
Does she parade you down Fanshaw

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Park Rd. with a bell and say
shame?

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Shame, shame, shame, shame,
shame.

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Listen to the Underwhelming
Demand, the podcast that the

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more discerning trick or
treaters are dressing as this

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year.
Boy, that's sad.

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I don't even really know what
that means, but it just sounded

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good to me.
I have no idea it just so I

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apologize.
Remember one year somebody

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actually did dress as you.
No, me and Lindsay from the

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radio.
Remember Lindsay used to be.

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And they dressed as us, right?
Yeah, they did.

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We have a picture.
Harley hasn't made-up her mind

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about what she wants to be for
Halloween.

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And I offered I could dress her,
has a radio DJ, and give her

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every item of clothing that has
a logo on it.

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And you wear some headphones,
bring a microphone.

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You're good to go.
Yeah.

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Yeah, she's a walking billboard
stack.

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A name tag be sucking.
On a free coffee and eating a

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free.
Yeah, OK.

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Well, you talked about
discerning.

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How discerning are you when it
comes to your Thanksgiving

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parties?
Because we're going to play a

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brand new game called Happy
Thanksgiving.

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Wait a minute.
You call your Thanksgiving get

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together a party at a party?
Or is it a state?

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It's just.
Family, I guess it's a

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gathering.
If it's, I mean, OK, there's one

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party.
One of my families, there was

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like 30 of us.
So that's kind of a party, isn't

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it?
Depends which family member you

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get cornered by.
A family party.

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Yeah, well, and then the next
day we were at Jeremy's parents

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house and there was only about
10 of us.

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Is that a party?
That's more of a gathering

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anyway.
That's not the game.

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The game is called Happy
Thanksgiving.

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So we're leaving my in laws and
it's like 7:00, OK, We've had

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our Thanksgiving, we've had the
dinner, we've done all that.

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And we're and that we notice
that there's a young man who, I

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don't know, maybe in his 20s I
guess, sitting outside on the

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electrical box with a bottle of
Crown Royal and a glass, smoking

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a cigarette, having a dart now.
Can you?

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He didn't really see it.
He saw the car go by.

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But Jeremy and I are looking at
him like.

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OK, well, this huh?
It's pretty.

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Did he have a happy Thanksgiving
in there or not?

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And is he having a happier
Thanksgiving out?

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But out on the electrical box at
7:00 PM, drinking by himself.

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OK.
So the first thing I'm fine

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question positive, positive,
positive, and you don't have to

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tell me where it was, but I know
it's not London.

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Right, right.
Yeah, you're right.

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So.
Small town.

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Sure.
OK, kind of, yeah.

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Do they call it the Friendly
City?

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I don't know, they might.
OK, yeah, 7:00 PM.

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On the same St.
Friday night.

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Saturday night.
Sunday night.

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Sunday night, Thanksgiving
itself.

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Thanksgiving, actually.
Monday, Sunday.

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Sunday.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday

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at 7:00 PM we're leaving our
Thanksgiving.

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And apparently so did he to go
outside, sit on the electrical.

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Box with a full or half legged?
How much was in the bottle?

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It was not full, but I don't
know if it was half full.

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OK, half full.
Like I don't think it was empty.

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There was still.
It's starting to be a happy

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thing.
He had a bottle and a glass

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smoke and a dart.
Yeah, what was he wearing?

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He was wearing a hoodie,
obviously.

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He was like, I'm.
Picturing bathrobe so that's

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better.
Nope, he was.

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He was kind of in all black or
dark colors, and we all kind of

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looked at him like, huh, that's
a weird spot to be sitting.

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What did your daughters?
What did your daughters think?

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They were just like, what's he
doing?

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And we're like, we're not sure.
Looks like you might be.

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He might be escaping his
Thanksgiving, perhaps.

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We think maybe he, I don't know,
not having the happiest of

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Thanksgivings, but it's turned
better since he sat in the

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electrical box.
Maybe he's having a happier

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Thanksgiving by himself.
I'm going to say.

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Must be.
How many cars were there?

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A lot of cars in the driveway
and parked in front of them and.

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Stuff.
So there might have been one or

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two extra cars I didn't notice.
And you would you would estimate

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about 2021.
Yeah, 20, early mid 20s maybe

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I'm too.
Far too young to be that

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cynical.
I'm 25, so he looked about my

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age.
Mustache.

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Sure.
I don't know.

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I didn't.
I didn't.

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Facial hair.
It's not that I saw.

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Long hair.
Short hair.

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I don't know your hair.
Sure.

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It was a.
Hood on is a hood.

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On OK.
Sure, it was a dark.

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He was sitting cross legged,
cross legged up on the big

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electrical box, which odd choice
for a seat and not.

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So he's not on the porch, right?
He didn't just go out porch.

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Available.
Well, yeah, the front door has

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all.
You want to be as far away from

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the house I would think as
possible if you're planning on

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doing that.
Secondly, I guess I'm wondering

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if he was in fact having a dart
or whether he was smoking

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something else.
And you lead me to believe.

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That anything else?
Well, yes, but your windows were

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probably up.
Well, we we walked outside to

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get to the car.
Oh, I see.

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So we noticed that we got.
Cindy cross legged on the

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electrical box with.
Us like he was in it for a

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while, you know?
Yeah.

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I felt.
Like he was just having a quick

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smoke and back inside, he
brought his drink.

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He brought the bottle.
Yeah.

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Did he look when you were
waving?

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Was there a?
Glass.

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No, he ignored it.
Yes, there was a glass.

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He.
Ignored it.

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Bottle glass, Dark glass legged
electrical box not on the porch.

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I feel a little sorry for this
individual, so that would lead

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me.
To he might have been feeling

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sorry for himself because he has
had quite a lot going on there

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maybe.
Yeah, that would lead me to lean

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on, if I'm being truthful,
probably not a Happy

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Thanksgiving, but not a.
Happy Thanksgiving, but.

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He's trying to make it better,
so.

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Inside, it's a terrible
Thanksgiving, but yes, it may

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have been his fault.
Yeah.

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Oh, interesting.
Could be.

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For any anybody that watches the
TV show The Bear, Yes.

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And they had a Christmas episode
laugh out loud comedy.

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Am I OK?
Yeah, it's just a knee slap.

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It is considered a comedy
though, I think.

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Am I OK?
Then maybe you could understand

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why someone would leave the
house.

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Yeah, with the bottle.
If it's that bad, yeah.

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And sit on top of the.
What you should have done is

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stuck around to see if he then
got in a car and drove into the

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side of the house.
Wow.

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That was Mom.
Just walked over and said happy

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Thanksgiving.
See what he says.

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Are you mother?
OK?

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We'd have a definitive answer
then.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the podcast that has
decided to remain neutral in the

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Team Keith, Team Nicole debate
so please.

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That's.
Yeah, don't bother asking us,

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OK?
Don't bother asking us.

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However, I think we can all
agree that Katy Perry and Justin

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Trudeau deserve one another, so
that's nice.

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EW, it is a new.
It's a bit of a new the funniest

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meme about that today, A.
Bit of a new.

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I have to read it to you, no?
I don't I don't want to read it.

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Still want to hear it.
Let me keep going.

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I.
Don't I thought it was it was

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the Beaverton Katy Perry
confirms Trudeau romance began

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after she saw compelling truck
flag.

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OK.
Well, anyway, let's not let's.

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Well, I think I will.
Thank you.

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Let's not even dwell on that.
Let's just move on.

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It is time.
It is time for good idea, bad

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idea.
It's time for another good idea,

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bad idea.
Looking forward to it.

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So funny.
Confirms Trudeau romance started

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after.
Good idea, good idea, good idea.

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Hilarious.
Okay, not literal Katie.

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Okay, Anyway.
Well, they keep saying it, and

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they did for four years.
Come on.

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OK, good idea, bad idea.
This is where we, you know, find

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things that we, we wonder aloud
is this a good or a bad idea?

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And then we argue over it and
then we go to bed and everybody,

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you know, have a nice night.
Sure.

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So anyway, here we go.
I'm I I'm bringing a couple of

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things to the table if anybody
else has something.

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To bring this.
Fine, I'm going to start with

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something that I spotted in the
grocery store mere days before

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Thanksgiving.
We had nine people over for

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Thanksgiving.
We spotted pumpkin spice whipped

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cream.
I spotted it and I went.

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You know the the kind that you
not spray Cool Whip, but the

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spray type.
The aerosol can take.

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Yeah, the aerosol and I went,
oh, look at this, I said to my

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wife Jana, and she immediately
said we have to have that.

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And So what I.
Knew you bought it.

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I knew you're all for trying new
things.

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She had to buy them.
Yeah.

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I mean, a bad idea.
Move on.

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I actually don't want, I don't
like pumpkin spice lattes.

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They're sweet and they don't do
anything for me.

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But I don't mind pumpkin
flavored things.

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They don't bother me.
Depending on what it is, Pumpkin

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beer is good.
Yeah, I enjoy that.

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That's different.
It is different anyway, sweetie.

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I never get pumpkin spice
lattes.

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No, I don't really.
Like them.

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If I had seen that in the store
I would have just been like huh?

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And moved on.
Yeah, exactly.

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So we actually, we bought it.
So we had pumpkin pie and people

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were spraying the the pumpkin
spice whipped cream on the

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pumpkin pie.
And the immediate reaction from

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my daughter was my favorite.
My yeah.

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And my older daughter was here.
It was my younger daughter who

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went.
I don't taste anything.

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You put it on pumpkin pie.
It already tasted.

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You think it would?
What did you think you would

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taste?
And so I.

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Wasn't she tried just the
whipped cream on its own?

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00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,280
Well, no, she put it on pumpkin.
She ate it all together.

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That's.
Where whipped cream goes.

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That's where whipped cream goes
this time of year on your

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pumpkin pot.
But sometimes you could eat the

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two things separately, like you
just take a little bit of the.

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Straight in your mouth when
you're looking through the

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fridge at 2:00 AM alone.
Why would anybody ever?

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Do that.
Followed by a bunch of Halloween

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candy that you bought before
Thanksgiving.

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OK, well, I would never do that.
She just went well, it doesn't

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taste like anything.
I'm like, you're eating it with

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pumpkin pie.
Well.

440
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If you eat it together with
pumpkin pie, right?

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I guess it all tastes like
pumpkin.

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So that made me wonder, is
pumpkin spice whipped cream a

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good idea or a bad idea?
Clearly.

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Yeah.
OK, go.

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Away and say, well I wouldn't
buy it, but you both say you'd

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spray it in your mouth at 2:00
in the morning.

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Well, like any I whipped cream,
yes.

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00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:18,000
I guess pumpkin spice whipped
cream, I think is here's my

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opinion on pumpkin spice whipped
cream.

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Yeah, I don't think it.
I think it's moot because I'm

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sad if I have whipped cream on
its own.

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I I don't want it to taste like
pumpkin spice.

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Yeah, I'm having a sad
Thanksgiving.

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Yeah, but.
If I have it with pumpkin pie,

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it doesn't matter if it tastes
like pumpkin spice, so what's

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the point?
Do you know what I mean?

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Well, that was my point.
What is the point of pumpkin

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spice whipped cream if?
I think you're right, there's no

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point.
If it's it's going to be put on

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00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,560
your.
So I, I, I, I bounced that off

461
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,960
like immediately.
I said to my wife, I said, yeah,

462
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,160
that's a very good point.
What is the point of this

463
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,200
whipped cream?
You could, you could put it on

464
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,080
something else.
And I went, yeah, I guess you

465
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,080
could put.
It on your.

466
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,240
Apple pie, I guess if you wanted
something else to taste.

467
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,320
Pumpkin spiced.
But then you're getting the

468
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,880
pumpkin spice whipped cream
flavor plus the flavor of

469
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,600
whatever else you're eating, and
I don't know if those things

470
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,880
always go together.
They don't.

471
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,960
Bad idea.
She did mention pancakes and I

472
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,200
thought I don't really put
whipped cream on pancakes, but I

473
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,640
guess some people.
You could do, Yeah.

474
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,320
OK, I see that you could do
pumpkin spice with.

475
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,240
Flower back on board.
Or you are back on board.

476
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,840
So I just think it's really
dumb.

477
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,440
You just need to give me a
compelling argument like those

478
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:39,760
truck flags and I'm all in give.
You instructions in flag form.

479
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,360
Do this to him, fine.
Good idea.

480
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:48,280
Okay, so now this is a good idea
then the pumpkin spice whipped

481
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,560
cream whip is a.
I'm gonna buy it.

482
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,080
So I actually think it's, I
just, I think it's a bad idea

483
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,080
because I don't care.
Bad idea.

484
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,080
Well, I think you were right.
I think it's I wouldn't have

485
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,280
said it's moot.
I just don't I what's the point?

486
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,960
Yeah, yeah, what is the point?
I.

487
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,480
Think there is no spice whipped
cream as we done it?

488
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,400
Thank you for agreeing with me,
OK.

489
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,960
Redundant to exist.
It shouldn't.

490
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,520
It doesn't need to happen.
Let us move on.

491
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,680
OK, Good idea, bad idea.
Adult to ween.

492
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:24,040
Adult to Halloween.
That's Halloween for adults.

493
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,000
Is this a new thing?
Should adults get their own

494
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,960
night to celebrate Halloween
adult to ween just.

495
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,920
Celebrate it Halloween.
Just do it.

496
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,200
You don't need to call it adult.
It's just Halloween.

497
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,240
OK, So what do you do on
Halloween, Rachel?

498
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:44,240
Do you get all dressed up and
party with your adult friends?

499
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,400
No, I don't.
What are you doing?

500
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,360
I'm going to hand out candy and
trick or treat with my kids.

501
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,080
Yeah, exactly so.
But the weekend?

502
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,200
Before for me, Well, it's on a
weekend.

503
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,200
This year, so Halloween's not
for you.

504
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,440
Well, it could be for me.
Adult to ween is like in college

505
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,120
and you dress like a slut and
you go to the bar.

506
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,320
That's adult to ween.
But that's how you know it

507
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,960
already happens.
That's every Friday night.

508
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,280
Not if you're in a nurse's
outfit.

509
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,280
Yeah, you put on cat ears and
then it's a costume for

510
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,160
Halloween.
Paint a little black, nose on

511
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,880
and whiskers all done.
Look, you mean?

512
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,080
You mean you don't do that in
February?

513
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,960
No, I think it has to be a very
special occasion.

514
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,160
I see.
Yeah.

515
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,240
No, I think adult to Ween is
just, you know, college kids

516
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,400
celebrating, isn't it?
It's just.

517
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,400
Like, do adults actually
celebrate?

518
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,200
New poll found over half of
adults think grown-ups should

519
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,960
get their own night to celebrate
Halloween without having the

520
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,200
kids around.
Yeah, almost 60.

521
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,320
Then you can do that.
That's almost 2/3 of adults.

522
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,200
Wish it was a thing.
Adult.

523
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,640
Ween called.
Is it a?

524
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,480
Trick or treat or what's
happening here?

525
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,080
There's.
Oh, you party, you dress.

526
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,240
Up.
Oh, well then you can.

527
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,160
No one's stopping you from doing
that.

528
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Yeah, but you're not having fun
on Halloween with kids coming to

529
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,320
the door and out trick or
treating unless you enjoy.

530
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,080
That so there's 2/3 of people
they want to ditch their kids so

531
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,000
they can go.
You're in a.

532
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,200
Small town, right?
Yeah, yeah.

533
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,080
So you, you take your kids out
trick or treating and everybody,

534
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,440
he's got a drink in their hand.
Yeah.

535
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,120
So it is kind of a delta wean.
Yeah, see.

536
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,680
Everyone's out, you stop and you
see all your friends and yeah,

537
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,080
yeah, right.
I mean we still in the.

538
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,360
City, we have laws.
Yeah.

539
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,040
I mean, like, you still have
yetis though, don't you?

540
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,720
Right.
Is that what they're for?

541
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,160
I put.
Coffee in mine.

542
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,360
Well, also that.
Well, if it's half Bailey's.

543
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,560
No, I don't do that.
I topped with a little pumpkin

544
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,800
spice with cream.
Too sweet.

545
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,960
It's too.
You've got some leftover I bet,

546
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,880
too.
Sweet.

547
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,040
Alright, so you don't think
there should be a separate

548
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,520
night?
I always felt like.

549
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,640
I don't care about dressing up.
Some people really love dressing

550
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,120
up.
I don't know, do you guys like

551
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,760
dressing up?
I mean, we went out in

552
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,520
Halloween.
We.

553
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,760
Celebrated together.
We dressed up and went out for

554
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,280
the Halloween last year at a
full it was a fundraiser.

555
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,480
Full.
Huge party, hundreds of people.

556
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,880
It was a practice.
Yes, I remember right.

557
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,560
It was great.
But we've that's like the first

558
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,560
time since college that we've
done that yes.

559
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,480
And so like, and it's just
called, I don't know, it's a

560
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,960
Saturday or Fridays before
Halloween.

561
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,280
You have a party.
Yeah, that's.

562
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,720
What I think I mean, I don't,
this is AUS thing.

563
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,440
So I, you know, the, the
Americans are whiny anyway, but

564
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,840
I, I always felt like so
Halloween this year, I believe,

565
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,240
is a Friday, which is a great
day for kids, right?

566
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,800
They don't have to get up the
next day and all.

567
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,120
It's perfect.
Perfect.

568
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,760
And for you people in a small
town, you can get hammered and

569
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,800
stagger up and down this week
with your kids, pretending that

570
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,280
you're actually watching your
kids while you're getting.

571
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,600
Hammered.
Yeah, you know, but I always

572
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,920
felt like it was the whatever
the Saturday happens to be

573
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,640
Halloween, that's a bit of a
drag, but I always felt like the

574
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,120
Saturday before Halloween, have
at it, do it, go out.

575
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,200
And we used to go to.
We used to go to.

576
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,680
There will be dressed up.
There was a big party of I

577
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
forget where everybody would get
dressed up and they would have

578
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,760
prizes and do all of that stuff.
Kind of like what I remember

579
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,040
doing, all of that stuff.
Some people.

580
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,800
Love to dress up, Yeah.
It's great fun.

581
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,680
It's great fun and you try to be
creative and you try to win and

582
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,600
do all of that, that stuff.
I don't think you need a

583
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,480
separate.
No, I don't think you need a

584
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,760
separate thing.
Have a party if you want one,

585
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,680
yeah. 2/3 of adults should plan
more of their own parties.

586
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,480
That's what basically said
Studies or.

587
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,480
Live in a small town where you
go out on Halloween and just.

588
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,120
So are you dress up when you
walk?

589
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,960
Around wander the streets and
pretend that you're watching

590
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160
your kids while you're peeing in
your neighbor's tree.

591
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,200
OK, I don't do that.
Well, I'll bet you do.

592
00:28:49,200 --> 00:29:14,280
Good idea.
This is due to underwhelming

593
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,520
demand.
It's a podcast.

594
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:20,600
It's an unsponsored podcast.
Yes, and we will guilt you with

595
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,560
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new a new sponsor.

596
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,880
Yes, if you know somebody, if
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597
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,240
you would like to really
irritate somebody and tell them

598
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,400
anyway, it doesn't really
matter.

599
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,200
There are many, you know, we
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600
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,920
points and you can find out how
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601
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,840
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602
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,440
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603
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,240
I can send you the pricing list
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604
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,680
because we love to hear from
you.

605
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,360
We love to get your thoughts on
the episodes.

606
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,800
What did you laugh about with
us?

607
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,320
You know, what did you laugh
with us about?

608
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,760
What did you hate?
Maybe like, don't tell us too

609
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,640
much about.
That, but what are you doing?

610
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,920
Where you been?
Where?

611
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,360
You been where are?
You from?

612
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,800
What are you from?
What are you calling?

613
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,800
We love all that.
Yes, yes.

614
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,760
Ainsley wanted to send a message
directly to you, David.

615
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Yes, yes.
I want to let you know that the

616
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,920
Bills handed Kansas City City
their only lost last season.

617
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:22,320
Signed a 2007 Taylor fan, not a
2025 fan.

618
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,400
Oh, OK.
Oh.

619
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,360
You're not a fan anymore.
I don't know.

620
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,040
I'm pretty sure that didn't.
Then didn't Kansas City turn

621
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,440
around and then beat them and
went to the Super Bowl?

622
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,560
Yeah, I think so.
I don't fan just.

623
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,800
Last year, this, yeah.
They did.

624
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,480
Kansas City was in the Super
Bowl.

625
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,840
They well, yeah, Kansas City got
beat, yeah.

626
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,200
But they, I think they beat the
Bills to get there.

627
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,640
So that's nice.
Regular season win, got to win

628
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,520
in the playoffs.
I do recall the Bills went

629
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,080
pretty far last season though.
Yeah, all the way to Kansas City

630
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,640
and then lost.
I do recall Taylor did not enjoy

631
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,560
her time in Buffalo when the
Chiefs had to play there in that

632
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,240
playoff game when Jason took a
shirt off and went running

633
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,560
around the crowd.
Yeah, but he was pretty funny.

634
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,440
Yes, he was.
I enjoyed Jason in Buffalo,

635
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,640
that's for sure.
That's what Jason Kelsey

636
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,120
actually became a that's when we
all went.

637
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,560
We love that guy.
That guy.

638
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,240
More of that.
Yeah, and he was handing little

639
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,920
children up to meet Taylor.
That's cute.

640
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,680
That's great.
That's very cute.

641
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,120
OK, We're on TikTok as well.
You can follow us at Due to

642
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,920
underwhelming demand is our
handle there and we've posted a

643
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,240
video of last week.
Red sky at night.

644
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,840
Two birds in the hand and don't
beat around the Bush.

645
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,280
Yep.
Well, Kendra has commented on

646
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,760
our video and she says red sky
at night Sailor's delight.

647
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,960
Red sky in the morning, Sailors
take warning.

648
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,800
No, it's not.
Thank you, Kendra.

649
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,720
It's not the same.
That's.

650
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,960
Not the joke.
That's not.

651
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,840
That's not.
At all heart your comment

652
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,520
anyway.
We like your commentating with

653
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,920
Kendra.
Now that you've said that, I get

654
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,520
there must be a freezing rain
warning.

655
00:31:54,600 --> 00:32:00,640
Yes, right, speaking a past.
Episode Guy in the morning,

656
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,000
freezing rain warning.
Up.

657
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,920
Yeah, it's just.
I mean, that's just what it is,

658
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,440
Kendra.
Sure.

659
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,880
There's no arguing with us.
There's just there's no other

660
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,560
option.
Yeah.

661
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,400
No, Melissa sent us a message to
say the fart book was absolutely

662
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,760
hilarious, of course.
Good.

663
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Farts are funny, and if you say
they are not, then you have no

664
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,960
sense of humor.
Sure, that's why people write

665
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,160
books about them.
I was at the gas station the

666
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,440
other day and some guys phone
kept going off.

667
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Oh this must be as an aside.
I was at the gas station the

668
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,880
other day and some guys phone
kept going off.

669
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,480
His text message notification
was Homer Simpsons Doe.

670
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,400
That's funny too.
That is funny.

671
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,920
That is good.
I would get a little tired of

672
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,840
that after a while, but I do
like it.

673
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,720
The guys that did our kitchen
this summer, one of them had a

674
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,320
funny ringtone and it, I can't
remember what it was, but it was

675
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,440
some sound effect.
And I every time it went off, I

676
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,600
laughed a little to myself.
You have to, you have to.

677
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,600
I was like, who's this Daddy's
like it's mine.

678
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,200
Sorry.
I'm like, no, it's hilarious.

679
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,160
It's.
Funny you're everybody's up for

680
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,000
silly fun.
Sometimes you just got to have

681
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,680
some silly fun.
Just like Kimiko enjoys about

682
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,120
this show.
Kimiko, another friend of ours,

683
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,960
another parent on the swim team
who is brand new to this

684
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,880
podcast.
OK.

685
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,120
And starting from the beginning
and making her way through all.

686
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,280
Right, good for her.
So we'll see how long it takes

687
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,080
you to get to this part.
That's a.

688
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,040
Slug, but as she's listening,
she's directly texting Ashley

689
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,040
individual comments about
different things we've talked

690
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,000
about.
I think that's.

691
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,640
A good idea probably has no
fucking clue either.

692
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,320
She's just like, what is this
about she?

693
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,040
Knows what are.
You telling me?

694
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,640
Starting with she and you wants
to talk.

695
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,160
She wants to talk about how he
looks like Bernard the elf.

696
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,320
I can kind of see it.
I'm going to call him that the

697
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:58,520
next time I see him lol.
You do look like Bernard.

698
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,200
The Elf.
It looks like Bernard the Elf.

699
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,160
It's almost Bernard the Elf
season, by the way, because it's

700
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,360
right after Halloween coming up.
Yep, So it begins.

701
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,199
Next message again this is from
Kamiko.

702
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:12,560
Gone out as Bernard the Elf you.
Are fucking out and.

703
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,840
You should, I hope there's.
I'm going to look that up.

704
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,360
Is there a costume of Bernard
the Elf?

705
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,280
And it doesn't.
Need a bottle?

706
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,800
For you he.
Doesn't need a costume, he just

707
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,840
needs a.
Little wig with the like stringy

708
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,560
like the curly kind of straight
hair.

709
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,280
Bernard the Elf.
All right, costume, keep going

710
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,520
for him.
Sorry.

711
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,360
Next message.
Again, this is from Kimiko to

712
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,320
Ashley about us.
OK.

713
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,840
That says please tell your
husband we freeze our butter and

714
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,239
cheese.
Thank you.

715
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,159
Thank you.
Freezes butter or cheese.

716
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,760
Two of us do.
Can we go?

717
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,440
Can we still?
Do.

718
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,000
Butter, yeah.
It doesn't even need a fridge.

719
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,720
What the hell it?
Needs a fridge.

720
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,320
You buy it in the fridge.
It can't sit out for that.

721
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,960
It'll go bad after a while.
Butter can sit out longer, but

722
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,800
if you leave it out too long
it'll mold.

723
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,760
Oh my God yes.
So either way, the fridge is

724
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,840
fine for months on end.
You don't need to freeze it.

725
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,800
I've got a brick of cheese.
Honestly, Brick of cheese New

726
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,480
this week.
It is October 2025 and it's not

727
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,440
due to like August 2026.
You don't.

728
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:29,520
Like that's the cheese.
OK, I don't freeze cheese

729
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,920
anymore because you guys give me
such grief about it.

730
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,640
Butter.
I still do.

731
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:37,480
Stop freezing butter.
Why would you?

732
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,240
Eat.
I do so it.

733
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,480
Keep isn't, so it keep.
Then I do because I buy it in.

734
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,720
I buy multiples when it's on
sale.

735
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,000
Keep it in the fridge.
It can all just be in the.

736
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,240
Fridge.
Just put it in the fridge.

737
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:54,200
You don't need to freeze the
whole time, it's not going to

738
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,360
die in the.
Fridge still going in the

739
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,520
freezer.
Why just I'm not I'm not

740
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,520
debating this anymore.
Absolutely no reason it's going

741
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,680
just.
Leave it in me and.

742
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,640
Kamiko, thank you very much.
Last 1 then.

743
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,840
OK, you're really.
Going to love this 10.

744
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,400
Boy, it's all.
About me, yes, that says

745
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,840
specifically.
Now this girl reads my mind.

746
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,720
She legit clap back about the
microwave.

747
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,840
Can I please meet her?
She's my favorite, thank you.

748
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,720
Finally somebody.
She's my favorite.

749
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,680
That's great, thank you so much.
I get nothing from these two

750
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,440
dopes.
Finally I have someone who's on

751
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,040
my side.
You're freezing your butter.

752
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,080
And calling me a dope.
Other people freeze their.

753
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,960
Butter.
Who's the lost cause?

754
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480
It's.
Not so weird.

755
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,520
Whoa.
I'm going to buy butter when

756
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,760
it's on sale for.
Less than 5 bucks because it's

757
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,120
expensive.
Yes, and then I freeze it.

758
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,080
Uh huh.
Don't pull one out.

759
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,480
At a time and I.
Use it.

760
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,080
I cut off the hunk.
I put it on the counter in the

761
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,000
butter dish thing.
Put it in the fridge.

762
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,960
It's in the fridge when?
I take it out of.

763
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,480
The freezer and leave it in the
fridge.

764
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,560
Wow, yeah.
Thank you.

765
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,280
Kamiko, you can e-mail.
US anytime freeze.

766
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:25,760
Your butter.
This is Rhonda, and I just want

767
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,840
to say no offense to you, but I
stopped siding with you the day

768
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,800
you told us that the way you put
on a bra is the right way.

769
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,320
So I got to I got to agree with
Dave on the cheese thing too.

770
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,840
Because I can't listen to you
anymore.

771
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:46,680
Rachel, have a good day, guys.
OK, you too.

772
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,160
Bye.