The Most Vanilla Person I've Ever Met! (Ep. 160)

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Good idea, bad idea.
The car company that's patented

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a voice activated in vehicle
toilet.

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Hey, nice.
Which can be built into the

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passenger seat.
You can drive forever.

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Well, it's built into the
passenger seat, and that's where

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I have a problem.
This should be for the driver

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because a you're only ever going
to use it when you're in the car

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alone.
So you're probably driving, but

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it has a heating element to
evaporate P and an exhaust fan

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to take care of odors.
You're not planning to install

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that into your truck.
What kind of truck is it?

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A black truck.
It's you know that this is due

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to underwhelming demand.
The podcast that's like getting

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snow on April 20th.
It makes you just want to

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scream.
Stop.

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Yeah, enough.
I know we wrote for a walk that

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day and everybody was like, what
the fuck?

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I was like.
Yeah, you tell.

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I wrote that joke on April 20th,
Yeah, Anyways.

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It's hey, it's great for the
cannabis stores.

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I thought I was actually high
and I don't think that, you

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know, I don't think April 20 or
420 is even a thing anymore.

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Is it?
It's legal.

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You can't.
I mean, I sort of take.

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I'll tell you what quickly Uber
Eats released stats of cannabis

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deliveries for 2025.
Yes, the highest delivery days

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were a couple of days in January
during a snowstorm, followed by

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the 2nd busiest cannabis
delivery day of the year. 4/20.

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Boxing Day.
Boxing Day, of course.

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Oh, how?
Did I not get that?

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Oh, that's yeah, that kind of
makes sense.

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That's funny.
OK.

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Well, sure, that's.
Very funny.

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I guess so.
Yeah.

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Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.

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All right.
Well, this is we are Dave,

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Rachel the Foreman.
Coming up on the podcast today,

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Rachel has discovered what her
40 plus woman category is.

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Yeah, yeah, we all fit into
categories and I, I now know

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mine.
OK, yeah, I I have an idea, but

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I.
No, you don't.

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Well, I think I do.
OK, Foreman wonders how you eat

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your ice cream cake.
Yeah, in what order?

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I I don't thank you.
So thanks for bringing that to

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the party.
OK.

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And I'm going to start with do
you or don't you like getting a

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phone call from your doctor?
Depends what the news is.

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Really.
It really depends.

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Yeah, Yeah, really.
Depends, because I received a

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phone call from my doctor
earlier this week as we record

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this.
And the reason that I would say

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it's 5050.
If you get a call from you, like

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if you go to the doctor with a
malady and like for instance,

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when I went, when I went, you
know, when I had that really

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horrible cold and he said, well,
it might be pneumonia.

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I'll we'll send you for an
X-ray.

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And then you get a call from
your doctor saying, yeah, you

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really have pneumonia and it's
quite bad.

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So if you're not getting any
better, come see me.

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And that was a good call because
I went in and I got better meds

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and I got bad.
If you're waiting on test

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results, you want that call
immediately.

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I guess so.
I guess you do in in that case,

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but in this case it was a test
result.

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So I just recently went for my
annual physical.

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Do you guys go for physicals
yet?

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No, I don't think our doctor
really offers that.

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Really.
She's very busy.

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Yeah, I don't know.
I haven't since Nova Scotia.

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Yeah, I've been.
A couple years, well.

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You are, you're in your 40s, so
I would suggest that you know,

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you don't have to do it right
now.

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I certainly didn't do it when I
was your age.

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So I just book a year ahead.
And then I go and we have a nice

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discussion and he checks me out
and he asks me a few questions

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and some prods everywhere.
Some prods and.

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And take a deep breath and tap
here and.

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Fun little story.
Our doctor, our family doctor

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before we went to Nova Scotia.
Yeah, yeah.

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Got a great story.
She turns out now her daughter

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is on the same swim team as
Harley.

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Oh, great.
And so she's another parent on

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the same day, and we see her all
the time.

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Yeah, someone who's poked and
prodded all four of us, OK, and

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knows us better than anyone
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Oh, oh, that's that's.
Super fun to see her every day.

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Yeah, I would think I would.
Think nothing against her, just,

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you know, a little that's always
in the back of your mind.

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Slightly God you've.
Seen me naked so.

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Whatever, slightly
uncomfortable.

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OK, I got a phone call from my
doctor after I went for my blood

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work and it turns out my
cholesterol is reaching a oh oh

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too high stage.
Oh no. 00.

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Yeah, so now I saw this headline
last week and I was going to

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bring it forward 'cause just to
talk to you guys, not while we

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were doing the podcast, but just
wow, how curious this headline

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was.
Here it is headline of the day.

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Ultra processed Foods are
turning human thighs into well

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marbled steaks.
This was so that I I ran that.

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Animal Who's writing these
headlines?

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I ran that and went my.
Mouth is watering now.

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Is that what is that?
Well, I clicked.

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I clicked on it and they've got
the Mris from this woman from

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her thighs and they do look like
well marbled steaks.

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This is a real legitimate story
of a woman who ate nothing but

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ultra processed foods.
So her diet was so she's

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drinking pop soda.
She's eating ultra processed

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cereals like crazy.
It's all she eats, Cereal,

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processed foods, cookies, all of
that stuff.

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This is what's happened to her.
And I think to myself, hold on a

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second, I do have a weakness and
this weakness has caught up to

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me.
I love cereal.

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Ever since.
I was a kid.

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I've always liked cereal.
Sure, my mother never let me

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have the cereal.
The sugary cereals that.

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I want it same see on TV.
Yeah.

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No, you can't.
Have sugar crisp, but you can

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have some of your dad's all
brand.

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You can't have tricks.
But yeah, but mom tricks are for

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kids.
Yeah, you can't have no.

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Not just kids, we.
Didn't have that stuff either,

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unless we went on vacation and
we were buying groceries like we

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would go to Florida and have.
And then then we got, you know,

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we got those little mini boxes
of cereals.

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Oh, I love like oh.
Yeah, that was the best.

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I love them.
That was so exciting.

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And you could just open it and
pour the milk inside.

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I love the best.
I love it.

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Anyway to keep this moving?
Yes, I love those.

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And there was a period in my
life where I was in between

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wives and living on my own.
Yeah.

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And I basically survived on
eating, you know?

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Cereal.
Oh yeah, and really, and I would

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just.
I remember you telling me this.

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I would go to the grocery store.
Here's how I would shop.

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And I would just see what's on
sale.

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I would go to the cereal aisle
and something's always on sale.

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Yeah, it's usually Post, or then
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Kellogg's.
So you can load up every week

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that's on sale.
I'll buy a box of that and I'll

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buy a box of that.
Anyway, Long story short,

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remarried eating and I'm eating
healthy cereal.

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The cereal that I was eating for
many, many years and still am,

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is the most boring cereal you
could possibly eat.

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Even more boring than plain
Cheerios is whole wheat and

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bran.
It's awful.

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It's.
Shredded.

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Shredded wheat and bran and I
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Eat every morning shredded with
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Shredded wheat and Bran and.
It's good for.

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A lot of fiber.
It's good.

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For you, well, you add in
blueberries, or rather.

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I have something and then you
just get it and then you know,

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whatever.
So that's what I've been eating

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and that's what for the longest
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But every so often, as you say,
Rachel, when you, when you would

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go on a trip, when a holiday
would arrive, if I see a box of

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cereal that's on sale and it's,
you know, one of those goofy,

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you know, like you can get
Reese's peanut butter cereal.

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It's just the best.
Yeah.

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If I see one of those things.
That is a snack like just dry.

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So I grab it and maybe I'll
throw it.

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We throw it in the the cold room
downstairs and then when I'm on

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vacation from work, right, Maybe
I'll have that for a week.

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So that's fun.
And then I go back to my regular

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and it.
And So what I've been doing is

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adding, you know, count Chocula
to my, I add a little count

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Chocula to my whole wheat of
bread.

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Right, just for a.
Flavor a little well and then

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the there's tie insurance with
movies and TV shows.

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Did you know there was a
stranger thing cereal really

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good.
It's really there was cereal for

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wicked you got wow.
Oh yeah, I'm on top of this

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stuff.
Anyway, I need to go.

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Into the stores more often.
I'm too on top of this.

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I buy life cereal and that's
about it.

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And and my my thighs are about
to become well marbled steaks.

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So you're having a garage sale
of just cereals pretty soon?

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I'm just gonna open my own Just
Cereal store.

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Yeah, Which I would have shopped
at if there was a store.

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Yes.
Right.

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Yeah.
Coming soon.

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Your cold room is just like a
cereal aisle.

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That's.
Right.

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Dave's cereals.
How?

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Lovely it must be to live north
of Fanchon.

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Have that much cereal in your.
Home.

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Yeah, that you can't.
You must be.

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Very rich.
That you can't now eat.

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Yeah, yeah, of course he's look.
Look at his thighs.

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Wow.
Poor Dave.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast.
That's kind of like your team

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losing a playoff game in double
overtime.

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Off putting to say the least.
Am I right Forman?

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Disappointing.
That's another that's we you

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could you could call this
podcast disappointing.

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That's true.
Anyway, off pudding.

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Go ahead for him, man.
How do you eat your ice cream

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cake?
Well, now I can't.

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Yeah, I can't I.
Guess.

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High fat.
No, I don't.

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I'm not allowed no ice cream in
my life.

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Dairy free.
Yes, I can't eat it.

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Or a lactard, you might say.
A lactard or.

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For me.
It's high cholesterol and I

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cannot eat it.
Well, they are delightful.

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I know, I've heard.
Just had one for Emily's 9th

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birthday.
Great.

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Yeah it was.
Other than too many of our

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friends ate it so there really
wasn't a lot of leftover for the

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family.
Now This is why you don't invite

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friends to a birthday party with
ice cream cake.

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What do you you just?
Buy a bigger cake so you have

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leftovers.
Anyway, it was done into quite a

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debate between Ashley and I and
Emily and Harley of how you eat

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your cake in what order, because
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There's the vanilla part,
there's the chocolate part, and

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then there's that cookie fudge
crunchy part down the middle in

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your classic Dairy Queen ice
cream cake.

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Sounds great for him and thanks
a lot.

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Yeah, keep thinking about that.
Yeah, probably gluten free, I've

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heard.
Probably gluten free, doesn't

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tell me.
It's gluten free, but he's can't

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eat the fat now so yeah, doesn't
anyway.

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Yeah, I don't think it's gluten
free at all, but.

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The cookie wouldn't be gluten
free.

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No, but what order would you eat
that when you could, back when

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you were young and spry and
could shovel anything you wanted

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into your?
Mouth, which I can't do anymore.

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I would.
I've always sorted been the kind

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of person that when I'm eating
something, if there's something

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on my plate that's not my
favorite, that might be what I

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would devour first.
To save.

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The best for last.
Which every child has not

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figured out yet.
Like we always tell them, you

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know, if you've got beans or
peas or something on your plate,

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just eat it first and get it out
of the way.

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But they always want to leave it
to last, don't they?

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See, I just I discovered that
and this is how.

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They don't know what delayed
gratification is.

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Yeah.
No, it's not even that I I

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didn't know what delayed
gratification was when I was 7

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or 8 years old.
But what I did know is that my

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older sister and my younger
sister hated the same things

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that I hated.
And they, and you know what they

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hated even more?
If I pretended that I liked what

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they hated and I ate it first,
they hated it.

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You're.
Such a shit.

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Disturbing.
That can tell you exactly why I

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turned out the way I Yeah, the
way I turned out the way I

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turned out, Yeah.
So that's what I would do.

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I likely would have gone.
So what did you?

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Dial the chocolate and then the
cookie part.

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OK, I actually am one of I like
to eat things all together like

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how it's supposed to be.
Like it's not, it's not the

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game.
That's not a no, not eating it

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all.
You're not getting a bit of each

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on every bite.
No.

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Why?
No, no, you're splitting it

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apart And tell me the order.
If I have to split it apart, I'm

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eating vanilla first, then
chocolate.

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No, then the cookie, because
that's the best part.

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I would eat cookie.
I would eat vanilla.

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I would eat chocolate.
No, the correct order is

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chocolate, then cookie, then
vanilla.

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Why?
Why is vanilla the best?

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It's not because it's the best,
necessarily.

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Every look at then Ashley leaves
the cookie till the end because

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that's the best part.
If she wants to savor it, that

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that's a part she will actually
even kind of chew because she's

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trying to.
Save you know she doesn't like

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to do that chewing.
Game Anti.

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Chewing.
Ashley's anti chewing right?

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Yeah, but I would leave the
vanilla to last because that

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cookie fudge chocolate chunky
part is a lot.

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It's sticky, there's a lot of
flavor going on there.

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It's very strong, something nice
and light and easy to wash it

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down with.
Ah, is the vanilla.

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I see.
Foreman, you're one of those

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people who says vanilla is my
favorite ice cream flavor.

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It's not my favorite but I like
it.

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I.
Do like to have?

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That is, if vanilla is your
favorite ice cream flavor, you

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are vanilla.
But that's just You are the most

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vanilla person I've ever met.
Take a look in the mirror.

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What, because I'm white?
Very.

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Yes, you're very.
Vanilla I yeah, look.

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Vanilla, yeah, but inside I am
not.

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I know so, and that's why I
think you rebel against vanilla

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because you are vanilla.
Because my skin is so wet.

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You.
Are vanilla so much?

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That's right.
That's why you fight it.

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I don't think so, yes.
That's exactly it.

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OK, no one has a stronger
opinion on vanilla than you do.

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Yes, it's true.
This is not a psychological deep

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dive into into my I.
Believe it is this.

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Is about Foreman's stupid cake.
OK, we'll we'll go back to the

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cake.
I don't really.

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I'm not a cookie person, not
that I don't like them, but

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there's something that I can go.
I don't need that.

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I'm not going to eat that.
I do enjoy ice cream.

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I do like vanilla, despite what
you say, Rachel.

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And every time there's a survey,
a survey done, what's the most

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popular ice cream flavor?
Vanilla finishes first.

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Stupid.
It's so stupid.

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No, but I mean, I think
vanilla's a great flavor and I

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think I still would eat the
chocolate last, only because I

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think chocolate's my favorite
flavor of ice cream.

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So yeah, yeah.
But I think you don't don't

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leave the cookie to last.
No, because the other bonus is

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that it's it's chocolate and
vanilla soft serve ice cream

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basically as the cake, Right?
And how you don't get that at

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home?
Nope.

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So I want to savor that.
OK.

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No one seems to agree with me
other than Dave apparently.

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Yeah, I don't.
Agree.

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No one in this House agrees with
me.

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No.
So I think it's a mental game

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because the cookie part is the
smallest part of the cake,

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right?
It's the smallest layer.

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So mental you think, oh, that
must be the most valuable.

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It's more scarce than the other
parts scarce.

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The vanilla is plentiful.
The chocolate is like half of

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what the vanilla is, the amount,
And then the cookie is just like

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a thin layer of.
So I think that's to me, I'm

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like, Oh, well, this must be the
best part.

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OK, so so you would go, but
what?

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What which way did you go?
Vanilla cookie, chocolate, or.

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Vanilla chocolate, then cookie.
You like the cookie?

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What about your kids?
The.

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Vanilla and then the chocolate
and cookie together.

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OK, Foreman, you're not allowed
to do that.

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I know, Foreman.
What did your kids do?

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They leave the cookie to last.
Cookies last.

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So they're like mom.
Yeah, they're like.

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Me.
Yeah, and then they complain

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about the icing, which again is
something you like.

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Eat the icing first.
Eat the the gel writing on the

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design.
Eat that first too.

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Get rid of them.
I don't like that, but Ashley

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loves that part.
She thinks she actually.

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I don't like.
It would say that the gel is

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almost as good as the cookie.
No, I think it's weird tasting.

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Yeah.
To be honest, the Dairy Queen

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ice cream cakes are not my
favorite.

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I know people love them.
Of course, I also can't really.

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I can't eat them anymore anyway,
so.

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OK.
All right, that was fun.

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OK, you both suck because
vanilla's your favorite and ice

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cream cakes are awful.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's the podcast that's perfect

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for you if you're not expecting
much.

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True, That's the truth.
That's the.

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Truth.
If you're looking to go to all

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the trouble of putting on a
podcast, turning it on, and

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finding one that you like just
to be like, huh, here we are.

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Yeah, well, that was a podcast.
That's.

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Fine, that was fine.
I.

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Guess if I yes, I got exactly
what I expected.

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As advertised.
As advertised.

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We did something right.
Yes, of course.

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And I'm doing something right as
well because I have now found in

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like absolutely my 40 year old
plus woman category, there are 4

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categories that women who are 40
and up fall.

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Into right.
OK, I found 5.

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I've seen these.
What's that 5?

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For me.
Yeah, you found 5.

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Yes.
OK, can I?

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Hear Categories.
Yes.

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Well, let's hear the five
categories.

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There's Cougar, there's Cougar
Auntie, there's Thundercat,

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Jaguar and Panther.
Well, any of the which one I.

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Don't even know.
Which one is you other than

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Cougar?
I'm curious to know which one

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you are, Rachel.
I have no idea.

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That's not even what I'm talking
about.

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Antique cougar?
You're an antique cougar.

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A cougar antique is a slang term
for women in their early 40s

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transitioning into the cougar
category.

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I'm 42 so maybe that's me then.
I'm early 40s.

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And then you go into Thundercat,
a term sometimes used to

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describe older women in these
categories.

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Thundercat 46 plus Thunder.
Wow. 50 to 59 is Jaguar, 60 to

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68 is Panther.
OK, yes, really a great Panther.

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Well, how old is a cougar?
Cougar is 40 to 49, confident,

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often successful single woman
dating younger men.

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OK, well you're not single.
So we're well, that's off the.

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Table confident, successful.
Or perhaps when all the divorces

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run in, come through, then
that's when you become a cougar

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auntie, and then you become a
cougar, yes.

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Yes.
All right.

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Well, what are your 4 categories
then?

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OK, so you might have seen,
well, maybe you haven't, but I'm

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40 and my algorithm shows me
these things, these memes.

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Good.
We'll sort you into your

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categories, you know, after your
40.

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And I don't know why it's after
40.

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Maybe it's because your kids are
a bit older.

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You have some more time.
I don't know.

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Are you?
Gonna be equivalent of a

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Hufflepuff.
What's that mean?

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Are.
You being sorted into your

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assigned category.
Yes, basically I don't know.

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We need the sorting hat.
So you either you get into

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plants, you might get into
plants or gardening, you might

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get into books, you're reading a
lot.

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You get into like sourdough
baking or maybe like general

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homesteading, or you're into
like pickleball, strength

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training, walking with a
weighted vest.

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That's your category, you know.
And which one are you?

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Those are the four.
You're not any.

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Of those those I am a plant
lady, I'm a plant lady and I've

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become more and more a plant
lady.

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For a long time I wanted to be a
plant lady.

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My mom had lots of plants when I
was and she still does.

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And but every time I would buy
something, I would kill it.

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Well, in the last few years I've
realized I'm keeping these

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things alive.
And not only am I keeping these

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things alive, I'm propagating
them and creating more plants.

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How's that for a?
Plant plants right behind you.

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Yeah, that's fake.
That doesn't, yeah, that's not

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propagating when you plant a
fake plant.

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This one's fake because there's
no light in here, but I needed

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something, something in this
room to be look kind of alive.

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OK, Yeah.
But upstairs I have a whole

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bunch of plants, and I've bought
more recently.

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I'm in the process.
I want to make a whole wall of

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plants.
Oh my.

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I don't have a very great spot
in my house with a lot of light.

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So this the one room is is kind
of it.

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And anyway, just this week I
bought a hanger for over top of

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the sink so I could hang plants
from there.

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So that's been like a whole
project all week to get all the

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things that I need for that.
And then I went to the plant

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place and I bought a few more
things and I and Jeremy's like

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really like you bought, you
bought more.

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And then I went to another
friend's house and she gave me

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some cuttings from her plants.
So now I'm propagating those.

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And then I decided to propagate
another one at home.

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I've never heard the word
propagate so much.

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So you could, yes.
So you can cut off pieces of

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plants, you stick them in water
and you have to know how to do

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it and they grow roots and then
you plant them and it just, it

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becomes a new plant.
Multiplying plants, yeah.

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You multiply plants.
Yeah, you're my mom, huh?

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You're my mom, Yeah.
You become plant person your

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mother.
Probably because there's some

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areas of that house you can't
even like you can't walk around

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the room because it's all
plants, it's all propagating

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plants and plants and plants.
They're so that's amazing.

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How many do you need of the same
plant?

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Why keep spreading them?
Oh, just 'cause you can into a

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new pot to take up a little more
space of this room so you can't

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even go in it anymore.
You.

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00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,200
Could give them to friends.
You could sell them I guess if

457
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,160
you wanted to, I don't know.
Some people know I didn't know

458
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,840
you were a plant lady.
And by the way, I used to, I

459
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,840
don't know if you recall this,
Rachel, but when I first started

460
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,760
doing mornings a full time a
number of years ago, I worked at

461
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,960
a different radio station.
And so I had this really nice

462
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,040
office with a big, I'd never had
a really nice office before.

463
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,120
I had a big desk, chairs and
plants.

464
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,280
There were plants in the office.
They were already in there.

465
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,400
I didn't really know anything
about the plants.

466
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,120
They were just there.
And then one day after I got off

467
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,720
to the radio in the morning and
I was in doing other work in my

468
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,440
office, using my office, you
know, clearly for what it's

469
00:23:55,440 --> 00:24:00,040
intended, whatever it was that I
did, this woman came in and

470
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,000
knocked on the door of my
office.

471
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,880
And I said hello.
And she came in and she goes,

472
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,480
hello, I'm here to look after
your plants.

473
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,560
And I said you are.
Wow.

474
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:15,720
And so eventually I never, I
never knew her name, but I

475
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,160
called her.
I would just say, oh, hello

476
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,680
plant lady.
She would come in and I.

477
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,880
Said I bother to learn her name.
I never learned her name.

478
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,120
And here's The funny thing.
And she would just come in and

479
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,000
water them once she.
Would water them and I would

480
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,160
talk about her on the air, about
my plant.

481
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,600
Lady here at the office.
She was my plant.

482
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,520
Lady tell you her name?
I.

483
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,880
Just called her that and when
she would arrive I'd say oh so

484
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,840
to see you plant lady.
Hi, nice to see you.

485
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:44,840
Anyway, turns out many years
after that I used to run into

486
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,320
the plant lady ohh and she would
come up to me and say Remember

487
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,120
Me and I'm like ohh Plant lady,
yes, see.

488
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,840
Oh she loved being called plant
lady.

489
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,000
Know her name?
I've forgotten it.

490
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,320
I do know her name I think.
It was learned it at some point.

491
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,200
I think her name was Kathy.
She was married to a guy.

492
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,880
I used to see her at events and
stuff like that.

493
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,760
It's fun.
She was lovely and she loved

494
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,880
being a plant lady.
But I don't think you're that

495
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,480
plant lady.
I would be now.

496
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,640
She was delightful.
Now I find myself she.

497
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,320
Was.
Low and I'm not.

498
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,680
Thank you.
Well, I don't know because I

499
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,400
thought these categories were
going to be like you're low

500
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,800
maintenance, your high
maintenance, no.

501
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,200
You guys were all ready to put
me in your own category I.

502
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,440
Thought the.
Cat she needs for these plants.

503
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,160
These are hobbies.
Oh my gosh.

504
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,840
I've bought all kinds of
different soils because I had to

505
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,560
make a chunky soil mix and of
course, replant some of the some

506
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,440
of the ones that I had done.
And I bought this Moss that you

507
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,200
have to like soak and it expands
because it comes hardened,

508
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,960
right?
And it stinks, but it keeps the

509
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,480
plants it's moist when.
Like, like mother, like plant,

510
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,440
Yeah.
When you discovered that you

511
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,080
were this plant lady.
Yeah, I.

512
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,960
Don't know if it was a
discovery, it was like a natural

513
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,840
progression I.
See, and do you talk to people

514
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,960
about all of this?
Plant.

515
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,160
Lady stuff.
We hosted Easter here and my and

516
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,800
so my cousin was here and she's
my age and she was like, oh, I

517
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,680
love all your plants.
Like we I am so into plants now

518
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,960
too and I want that kind.
And I said, well, actually I'm

519
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,160
propagating getting that one
here, so you can just take that

520
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,160
one home.
So.

521
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,040
I said this is a small one and
and so you and she's like really

522
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,520
said yes, you could just take
I've got three other ones.

523
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,840
Did you tell?
Her all about the lumpy soil and

524
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,520
the the stinky.
Moss.

525
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,000
The stinky, I said.
Well, that does are really,

526
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,520
really boring stuff you've been
telling us about.

527
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,440
Yes, she's like I said, oh, I
bought some perlite to mix in

528
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,760
with the dirt and the soy.
She's like, oh, you did get

529
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,080
perlite.
I'm like, Yep, I got some

530
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,480
perlite.
Do it at the dinner table,

531
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,440
because everybody else would.
Have been the counter.

532
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,960
Sounding to sleep deep, I think
by the time you were dead.

533
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,560
Yeah, You know, this is due to
underwhelming demand.

534
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,320
This isn't the Plant podcast.
Well, and I think we're in

535
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,040
danger.
Listen.

536
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,760
To that I.
Was becoming one of those.

537
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,520
Yes.
I never thought this would be

538
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,640
me.
I'd find myself going over.

539
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,760
I kind of check my little babies
out and I see how they're doing

540
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,800
and do they is anything need to
be kind of pruned off or who

541
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,400
needs water because not
everybody needs to be watered at

542
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,760
the same time.
So.

543
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,640
What were the other choices?
Again, there was the gym rat.

544
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,280
The gym, yeah, the way the best
Walker, the reader and the

545
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,520
sourdough, you know you're
making sourdough and all kinds

546
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,720
of other shit at home, which
I've done.

547
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720
It's fine.
I mean I've done all those other

548
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,720
things, but plants is my like,
that's my go to.

549
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,520
I think that's my hard and fast
for sure.

550
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,800
Now I know.
That I.

551
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,960
Wanted to become the gym rat.
The workout.

552
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,560
No, it's plants.
OK.

553
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,800
Well, and this is due to this is
due to underwhelming demand, not

554
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,960
plant talk, OK.
While Dave may be shortly having

555
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,760
a serial garage sale, I predict
someday in the semi near future

556
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,640
Rachel might have a lot of plant
stuff to get rid.

557
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,760
Of I think so too I.
Don't think so, guys.

558
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:31,960
It's going to keep growing.
This is due to underwhelming

559
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,880
demand the podcast with Dave
Rachel informant that you can

560
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:40,560
get wherever you get your
podcast, Spotify or Google or on

561
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,400
Apple where they have a
disclaimer on our podcast, which

562
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,920
I found entertaining.
You know, into the AI

563
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,880
description of everything when
you search for something, right?

564
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,720
Yeah.
Well, I posted it.

565
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,640
Yeah.
It's an active podcast hosted by

566
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,880
Dave Rachel Informant, featuring
candid conversations and humor

567
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,960
available on Apple Podcasts.
It is not not a reference to a

568
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:07,560
decline in Apple Podcasts
service, but rather the title of

569
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,200
this specific show which
regularly releases new episodes.

570
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,400
I love it it.
Is so funny I saw.

571
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,280
Here's a reference to a decline
in Apple service.

572
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,800
Actually I I saw that yesterday
forming an automatic.

573
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,680
I did not see that.
I reposted it because I thought

574
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,800
it was hysterically funny.
I'm very proud of that.

575
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,400
We should all be very proud of
that.

576
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,440
Anyway, this five podcast which
we are now very proud of the

577
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,320
name and and the disclaimer from
Apple was sponsorless.

578
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,760
We're not proud of that.
So if you would like to sponsor

579
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,040
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somebody that would, the

580
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,680
sponsorships work because we yak
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581
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,720
are trying to sell or trying to
deliver to people and people pay

582
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,120
attention when they listen to a
podcast.

583
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,880
And a lot of our sponsors have
come back.

584
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,080
I'd say most of them have
returned and they have found it

585
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,280
worth their while.
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586
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,960
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Or you can e-mail, message us,

587
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,160
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588
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,560
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That's the website and and you

589
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,840
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590
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592
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How do I go about getting a

593
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594
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,800
Yes, you can just go to our
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595
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,680
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596
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Goes right through and you can
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601
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602
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603
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And, and yeah, you can just do
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604
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605
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And you can also message us
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606
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,200
You can send us messages.
Do we have anything?

607
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,920
Are we hearing from anyone?
I have one from Peter who is

608
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,320
responding to last week when I
brought up that inner ear thing

609
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,160
people can like only 16% of
people can like make their ears

610
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,760
go like fuzzy, kind of staticky.
Rachel's impossible question.

611
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,520
Yeah.
Peter says hey, I'm here to

612
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,160
respond to Rachel's inner ear
thing.

613
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:25,000
I I have been able to do it my
entire life but can only make

614
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,160
the rumbling with my eyes
closed.

615
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,640
Besides that I can make a
clicking noise to pop my ears

616
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,840
too.
Everyone I ask has no idea what

617
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,160
I mean when I tell them to click
their ears to pop them during

618
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,600
flights or change in elevation.
Any other questions, ask away.

619
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,040
I can do that.
I mean, I generally I think I

620
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,960
just swallow when I do that.
Yeah, yawn or swallow or

621
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,480
something it doesn't like.
Though it just kind of like

622
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,080
clears.
For me but it doesn't.

623
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,880
Click.
I can gum work, chewing gum work

624
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,400
block.
Your nose and your mouth and.

625
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,960
You can try and blow out and you
can do a little blow feel.

626
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,640
Like that would really hurt me
if I try.

627
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,520
I've tried that and I'm like oh.
It's kind of clicky.

628
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,600
It pops them.
It'll get rid of some earwax

629
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,800
too.
Just flies out.

630
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,080
Just.
Kidding.

631
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,080
It'll splatter right onto the
bare feet beside you.

632
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,040
Make sure that.
You're sitting beside your

633
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,520
family when you do that, when
you do that blow, OK?

634
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Not a do you do this, Peter,
when you are trying to block

635
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,480
people out?
Like can you still hear or is it

636
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,000
like a total block out of sound?
Like I'm assuming you can still

637
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,560
hear, it's just like a little
bubbled.

638
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,040
You may have already blocked
that.

639
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,040
His eyes are closed, his ears
are rumbling.

640
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,880
He.
Puts on the podcast and clicks

641
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,920
his ears.
That's right.

642
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,000
That's it.
Goes to sleep.

643
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,320
Yeah, just click.
Your ears.

644
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,800
Yeah, Aaron sent us a message
about my pet pressuring.

645
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,480
Okay, yeah.
Saying just get a cat foreman.

646
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,400
No.
When you go away, all someone

647
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,320
needs to do is stop and to feed
it and occasionally clean the

648
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,720
litter.
I'm sure the cat distribution

649
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,560
system will find your house like
it found my house.

650
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,080
You know where there's going to
be a cat that's going to have

651
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,800
kittens under your deck or one
will show up and someone will

652
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,760
feed it and it's never going to
leave.

653
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,560
That was every cat we had
growing up.

654
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,480
They just showed up and now it's
our cat.

655
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,440
No, you don't want that.
But it's like a barn cat and you

656
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,600
don't really know where it's
been.

657
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,280
Yeah, right.
Or what what it has and.

658
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,320
That's what Aaron says.
Growing up on the farm, we had

659
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,360
at least 15 bar cats.
Of course, yeah.

660
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,000
They all have died in various
ways until my mom got a cat from

661
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,400
a family friend and now that cat
is 20 years old.

662
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,960
OK, yeah, farm cats just kind of
room wild.

663
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,800
That's a that's a different, not
really a pet.

664
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,480
Yeah, I didn't.
Yeah, But some, I have a friend

665
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,120
who has, they have obviously
barn cats too, but sometimes the

666
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,960
kids get find one of the kittens
and they bring it inside and

667
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,520
then that becomes the inside
cat.

668
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,040
So yeah.
No, don't get a cat.

669
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,880
No.
Well, you could, I mean.

670
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,080
Cats were never on the table.
The cats weren't.

671
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,240
They're probably a lot easier to
take care of.

672
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,640
No dog yet.
Nope.

673
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,880
Not yet yet.
When's that?

674
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,600
Happened.
Even he knows he's being worn

675
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,720
down.
Even he knows he's going to lose

676
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,080
this battle.
You know, it's sometimes we're

677
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,360
at the pool and just like the
kids are having the swim

678
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,960
practice and then and then Karen
comes in with her dog Toby and

679
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:17,600
brings the dog into the pool.
Very very, very cute dog.

680
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:20,880
Lovely, well behaved.
You're allowed to bring dogs.

681
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,239
Just like briefly in her arms,
like not running around or

682
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,639
anything and just holding up.
Megan has a message for you,

683
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:28,040
Rachel.
Okay.

684
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,120
Yeah, you know, Megan.
Venus Salic.

685
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:31,960
Megan.
Yeah.

686
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,280
Salad, Megan.
Drawer full of Dicks.

687
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,000
Megan drawer Meg Dicks.
Okay.

688
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,560
Yes Rachel, I had to go grain
free for a bit, not just gluten

689
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,360
free.
The Hope store closer to Elmer

690
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,400
has really good cookbook that
you can't get online.

691
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,520
If I still had mine I'd probably
be photocopying lots of it, but

692
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,159
they also have tons of
alternative flowers and stuff

693
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,880
you can use while cooking there.
You go OK.

694
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,560
I mean, I'll check that out.
Thank you.

695
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,240
She suggests a store.
Avoid using corn as a thickener

696
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,520
or anything else.
Maybe potato starch is a good

697
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,000
substitute.
You can get it at Bulk Barn SO.

698
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,720
Is that like a one for one?
Anyway, I'll have to look that.

699
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,160
You know what?
I've talked to some other

700
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,760
friends who are gluten free and
they're telling but the good

701
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,000
gluten free flours and some of
them are like one for one like 1

702
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,880
cup equals 1 cup of regular
flour.

703
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,520
Not all do.
Some of them like stick to your

704
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,160
teeth when after you've made
stuff.

705
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,880
So it's not that great and
others are.

706
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,000
But anyway, so yeah, any tips
you have, I'm happy to receive

707
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,480
them because Jeremy's gluten
free and fat free basically so

708
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,600
too, he's he's got the.
Golden's not an issue for me,

709
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,240
but the fat is.
The fat is yeah, he can't eat

710
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,920
like anything, so.
Yeah, well, back to the food,

711
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,760
back to the cake already,
Melissa has said.

712
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,920
My kids don't like any part of
the cake but the vanilla so I

713
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,920
cut that part for them out and
then there's more chocolate and

714
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,080
fudge part for me.
OK, well, that's fine.

715
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,520
See.
That's smart.

716
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,680
I like that.
Listen Foreman, you can have the

717
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,320
vanilla, I will have all your
cookie and chocolate part fine.

718
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,840
But then she goes on to say
Foreman, do not crack and get

719
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,840
the dog.
Keep telling.

720
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,080
You.
No.

721
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,000
We started with fish and I'm
stuck feeding and cleaning their

722
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,400
tank.
Yeah, get a turtle.

723
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,520
Fish too originally and and then
Jeremy was the one that kept it

724
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,840
alive.
Exactly, I remember.

725
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,320
That getting your fish and we
knew you wouldn't look after.

726
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,960
It it was named Cat, Yeah.
There's more to this, by the

727
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,280
way.
The kids, they wanted rabbits

728
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,840
and now my husband is out in the
barn cleaning pens and feeding

729
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,600
them.
Rabbits live forever.

730
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,840
Don't get a rabbit, there's more
forever.

731
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,040
I told the kids we're not
getting a dog.

732
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,280
It's a lot of work and we like
to be gone a lot and that's not

733
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,520
fair to the dog.
I said they like to eat toys and

734
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,120
shoes and you would have to make
sure your rooms are spotless and

735
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,320
that's just not happening no
matter how many times I say

736
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,560
clean your room.
They watched one of our lambs.

737
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,560
Oh boy, I didn't read this ahead
of time.

738
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,840
I want to know what happens to
the poor.

739
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,640
Lamb Lamb meta meta vehicle on
the road.

740
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,240
Let's say, OK, all right, all
right.

741
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,240
Or a lamb.
You're gonna dig that deer.

742
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,200
And now they understand that
that that could happen to a dog

743
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,120
too.
Right.

744
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,360
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.

745
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,920
Don't get a dog, don't get a
Bunny, don't get whatever

746
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,880
you're.
Absolutely getting a dog.

747
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,080
He will have a dog within the
next year.

748
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,400
No, no question.
Get them a goat.

749
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,280
Goat.
You're in.

750
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,880
The goats.
Keep that in your yard.

751
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,520
I like goats.
But they'll cut the grass for

752
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,600
me, so that's right man, No
that.

753
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,720
Never works.
That's right, the goats don't

754
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,840
cut the grass for you.
They don't even know how to

755
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:53,320
start the lawnmower.
That is, that's the worst old

756
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,920
man joke you've.
Ever told that's a that's a dad

757
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:02,160
joke?
Sorry, what a dad joke?

758
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:02,320
Yeah.