Nov. 4, 2024

THE LIVE SHOW - Powered by Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 100)

THE LIVE SHOW - Powered by Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 100)

(0:20) - Welcome to the Fanshawe Kinsmen Sugar Bush

(8:22) - Forman's wife Ashley has expensive tastes

(13:13) - Rachel's Fun Facts!

(23:07) - Headlines!

(31:45) - YOUR comments & questions!

This November, Embro, Ontario's Thistle Theatre will be bringing Norm Foster's The Ladies Foursome to the stage! Set on the links, this funny, fast-paced, heartwarming story by Canada’s most produced playwright is a definite hole in one! Over eighteen holes, secrets and confessions unravel as the women discuss love, sex, children, and everything in between. This is a story about friendships tested and friendships found.

Shows are November 8, 9, 14, 15 and 16 at 7:30 PM, and November 10 at 2:00 PM at the Olde Embro Town Hall. Get your tickets HERE or, by phoning the Box Office at (226) 785-3353. The theatre is accessible.

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The following episode was
recorded in front of a live

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Fanja Kinsman Sugarbush
audience.

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On the day of our 100th episode,
your unsuspecting hosts press

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record thinking they'd captured
audio gold.

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What they didn't know was that a
series of technical issues had

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turned this live show into a
crime scene of glitches in the

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podcast system.
Not all episodes come out

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perfect.
This is one of those episodes.

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Hello.
Hey.

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Say hi get to know one another
we're.

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Going to go around the room
individually.

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Point you all up.
Everyone give a fuck.

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Wow, my goodness, Dutch best of.
Beer.

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All right, here we go.
OK, well, welcome and thank you

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for coming out.
And we're awfully surprised to

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see so many of you shocked.
We really don't know why you're

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here, but.
We don't know why you're here,

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but.
Thank you.

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Thank.
You hope everyone's going to

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show up, and then you actually
did.

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Yeah, it's amazing.
Who's missing their?

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Food.
Sorry for interrupting.

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Jared.
Got it, Got it.

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Order up.
We would like to thank the

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London Kinsman for inviting us
to come out and do this, and

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thank you.
I talked to a few people who

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said I didn't even know this was
here, It's here.

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I know they do tours at Maple
syrup season.

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They've got lots of Maple syrup
and Maple butter by the way is

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delicious here because I bought
that last time I was here and

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it's very good on toast.
Just saying if you're looking

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for something to buy after but
come back during Maple syrup

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season and support the Kinsman
because they are a non profit

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Maple.
Beer.

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Too Maple, you don't sell this
so.

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Right, I don't.
Think you don't sell this,

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Gerald?
No, I that's just for us to

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drink today so we can craft.
Is this made with Kinsman

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Fanchon Kids Maple syrup?
No, it's not.

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Oh yes, OK it is.
OK all.

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Right, you are here to witness
something.

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We have never done this before.
We didn't think we would.

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No podcast live so.
There is a microphone in the

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middle of the room which is for
you.

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It is wireless Dutch from the
kinsman and may or may not be in

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charge of that at some point.
And I notice my family is

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suspiciously at the very back of
the room, the furthest point

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away from me.
Can you blame them?

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No.
It's at the very front.

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As a matter of fact, I don't
think I've seen the two, but I

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saw you last we've yeah, we
haven't been together in quite

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a.
While this is the first time all

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three of us have been have been
together, the three of us since.

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Sync, yes.
Since I moved from Halifax back

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to Saint Thomas for.
A long time.

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In a while.
So.

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So thank you Daryl for getting
us all together.

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It's his fault.
And hosting us, Yeah.

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How was breakfast?
Breakfast was good.

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Everybody loved.
Yes.

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Thank you to the Kinsmen for
making that for us this morning.

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And of course, all proceeds from
the breakfast are going to the

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Cystic Fibrosis Foundation
because they are nonprofits.

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So thank you.
It's always good to listen or or

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see a podcast on a full stomach,
I think.

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I don't know.
I don't know why.

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Oh, and we have a gift for you,
David.

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Oh you do, because I see your
without your bell.

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I don't have the bell.
Oh.

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I forgot the bell.
Courtesy of Brian from Saint

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Mary.
'S Oh my.

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Stand up, Brian.
Where are you?

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Look at.
That it's the Saint Mary's Bell.

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Wow.
Oh that's awesome.

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This is for the whole town.
Just says Saint Mary's.

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Jeez.
Brian Moonlights is the town

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crier, yeah.
All right, here we go.

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Cheers, everybody.
Do you all have coffee?

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This is due to underwhelming
demand the podcast.

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Live.
It's the podcast.

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It's like the month of November,
longer than it seems and quite

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bleak.
It can be.

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It can be.
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman

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and we are doing this.
You're thank you for coming.

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We have an audience.
Here we have an audience for the

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first time ever.
First and only maybe, but we're

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glad they showed up.
Thank you.

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Yes, thank you for being here.
Where is it we are again?

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We're at the fan shot Kinsman
Sugarbush, the Greater London

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Kinsman run this place.
It's a non profit.

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If you are looking for like
Maple sugarbush tours in like

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March or so, this is the place
you want to come and they got

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lots of stuff you can you can
buy here.

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Maple syrup, Maple butter.
I was telling the audience it's

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delicious.
So come check it out.

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Did anyone else think on the
road coming in that there might

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not be a building here and it
might just be a guy with a mask

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and a chainsaw?
Yeah.

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Okay, it was like I thought
that.

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Where am I going?
Yes, yeah.

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Well, we're, I guess technically
are we in Thorndale, We're

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technically in Thorndale or is
it Thorndale?

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Thorndale sorta.
Where is it?

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Femsford because I get.
What?

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Yeah, they're very close.
Together.

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Yes, they're very close
together.

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Yeah, it's terrible, TH.
Yeah.

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It's the same amount of people I
think live in both.

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There's a Tim Horton's.
This is a.

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Separation.
Probably a cannabis store.

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I.
Don't know video.

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Outlet like if you take the.
Sign from Thorndale and put it

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switched it with temps for it.
Wouldn't it matter?

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Would anybody know this?
I don't.

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Know is anybody here from
Thorndale?

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Over there 1 One thorn Thorn.
Dale I changed it to Thamesford.

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Absolutely.
Are you a thorndaler then?

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Thorndalian or Thorndalian?
Thank you.

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OK, anyone here from Thamesford?
Thamesford.

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What do you call?
Thamesford.

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I'm Thamesford.
But while we're on the subject

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of TH towns, what about what's
St.

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Thomas for what are you called?
I don't know St.

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St.
Tomite.

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Saint Thomas like a look at
parasite.

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Well, this fine podcast is
brought to you by The Thistle.

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Theatre.
Yes, yes, Thank you very much.

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The Thistle Theatre and they've
got a show coming up called the

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The Ladies Foursome.
And I think Christina's here,

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right?
And you're in it.

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You're in the show.
Stand up.

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Yeah, Thank.
You all right?

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We have a real live actor here
today.

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Wow.
The show is November 8th to 10th

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and the 14th to the 16th in
Embro at the Thistle Theatre and

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it's about ladies golfing.
One of the four ladies, their

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friend passed away and so they
have an extra woman show up to

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join them for the round and they
find out secrets about the woman

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that's passed away.
It's not for kids though, right?

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No, OK, not, she says, don't
take your kids to that show.

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But you can purchase tickets.
They're only $25.

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Very
affordablethistle-theatre.com if

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you want to go to that show very
soon, starting November 8th. 25

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bucks in embryo.
Would you take your kids on an

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actual ladies foursome?
Me.

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Yes.
No, sorry, they don't want to

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golf, right?
You would have to actually go

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golfing to be able to make that
choice right golfing.

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I think golfing right?
Sure.

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Oh, I go I.
Go.

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Christina, what do you call if
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Probably Embroonian.
An embroonian embro.

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It's better than being from
Drumbo.

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Drum bone.
Drum bone.

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Drum boner.
You're a drum boner.

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Anybody from Strathroy
Strathroyd?

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Strathroyd Yeah, who show of
hands or by round of applause

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who was actually going to trick
or treating the other night?

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I love taking the kids out.
Trick or treating?

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Yeah.
Favorite thing?

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Does anyone do up their house
with a lot of decorations and

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you like it's kind of like a
destination house one you guys

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do a little bit I think kids.
Wish that we did, but we don't.

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You know what?
I wasn't into Halloween for the

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longest time.
I didn't.

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I really didn't care.
But then I had kids, and now

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they're.
They tell me all of our

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decorations are lame.
We need better ones.

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So we've stepped it up slowly
each year.

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Right, girls?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Yeah, that's just going to grab

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the microphone because I need to
know how how well your house is

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decorated.
Good.

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I think it's good.
Yeah.

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Like what?
What kind of decorations are on

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your house?
We have a spider web that goes

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like across the, like the top of
our house to like our grass.

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We have a graveyard.
You know where, You know where

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Rachel's house is?
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What's in front of their house?
Nothing.

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Yeah, that's what I have.
Do the tombstones that have

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funny sayings on them?
We have one.

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What does it say?
Beware.

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I saw one house that had a whole
bunch of them.

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They're all funny, one says
Debbie Downer.

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Eternally disappointed.
Yeah, I love that.

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Yeah, that's too funny.
But what grabbed my wife

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Ashley's eye at all of these
well decorated homes?

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Who's back there?
I don't.

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We can peer pressure into
standing up.

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I don't know.
She really does not like.

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Not till she knows what you're
going to say.

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No, it was a lot of oh look at
that house.

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Oh look at that house, look at
that house.

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It's all the homes that have the
the pre installed permanent all

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year round lights on the roof
line that you can program.

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They can dance, they can change
colors.

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They can be orange for
Halloween.

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They can be red and green for
Christmas.

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And now we're all thinking ahead
to how are we going to decorate

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for Christmas?
She wants that or she at least

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wants her house to look like
that.

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That's.
A good idea, It looks great.

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It's thousands of dollars.
I don't know.

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I've never seen.
That you've never seen it.

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You live north of Fanchaw Park
Rd.

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Yeah, we have everything.
Up.

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Well, that's true.
People who like, they hire

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people and come in.
Oh yeah, yeah, those signs are

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up already.
They come.

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One guy's already got his lights
put up.

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Somebody did it for him, but
yeah.

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Well, that costs a lot of money
too.

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N yes I.
Don't have to put up there.

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I don't do any of that stuff,
but if you're talking about the

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lights that are underneath the
the eve, right, yes, OK, Well,

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we have those, but they don't
dance or they don't change

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color.
It's a strip, yeah.

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No, no, we don't fancy that.
Must be a.

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See Thomas.
More sponsors before.

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That's the Saint Thomas thing.
I don't have that.

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Does anyone have those this
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No.
Yeah.

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See, they're too people.
They're too expensive.

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But somebody has expensive
tastes back then.

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What's that we?
Did the first to happen the

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chase?
You're the chase setters.

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Yes, yes, that's right.
And and do you know how to?

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Install lights like that.
I'm not going up there, I'm not

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paying someone.
I'm not going on the ladder.

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I'm not going on the the like
first level roof with a ladder

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to get to the second level.
I'm not doing any.

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Of that height, so I didn't even
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I I've done it.
And afraid of falling?

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Yes, afraid of height.
OK.

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It's Wendy.
It's unstable.

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No one cares enough to hold the
ladder for you anymore like she

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used to.
It's always an argument.

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I'm by myself.
You.

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Have to do it by your You can't
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we've learned.
No.

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One time I did it alone and my
mother-in-law had to rescue me

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off the roof because I couldn't
see the ladder from the

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overhang.
Thanks, Marlene.

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Is that right?
That's Marlene back there, Yes.

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And since nobody else here has
those lights, I think we're in

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good company.
Right there, yes.

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Yeah, We're not north of Finch.
I don't have enough.

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Stuff just say Thomas thing
leave me alone.

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I made my family stay up late
last night making.

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Thank you, Julia.
Thank you, Kendall.

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Thank you very much.
And as usual, sorry Jeremy.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand the podcast live.

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Live in person with the whole
audience.

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Thank you for coming.
The podcast that's like the

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pumpkin or pumpkins that are
still on your front porch.

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Sad.
Sorry.

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Mushy, rotten.
Rotten.

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Kick one.
Ours actually has green guts

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coming out of it.
Julia made one that was puking

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even better.
And now it's really even better.

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It's really green.
She dyed it.

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Yeah, even better.
All right, I'm gonna do Rachels

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fun facts.
I really do think those are fun

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facts.
Rachel.

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It's been a little while.
Awesome.

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This is awesome that you're
doing this because we have a

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live audience now.
Yeah.

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And so now we can turn Rachel's
fun facts.

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Into a game we all collectively
get to judge, yeah.

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So I've made paddles.
If you're listening, if you

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can't see, I've made paddles
with paper plates.

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Very high tech.
Two pie plates, there's a red

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one, there's a green one on a
big old like a like a ton

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suppressor stick.
I mean, you raided the doctor's

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office stick.
Right.

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The kids wanted to keep the
sticks for crafts, but we had to

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use them.
So we have to go get more,

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right?
Yeah.

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OK.
All right.

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So you can vote on whether you
think the facts are fun or not.

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David Foreman.
I've already voted.

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Generally don't.
This is we're sitting at the

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table of like these facts are
not fun.

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Change my mind.
Yes, let's go.

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That's not the.
Game, yes, I think it is

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actually.
What's the name is?

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Go into it with an open mind.
That's the game.

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All right, OK, You've never
listened to this podcast.

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All right, here we go.
Did you know all the DNA in your

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body if uncoiled should stress
because it's all, you know,

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jumbled.
It could stretch to Pluto and

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back 17 times.
That's how long it is, right?

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Thank you very much, Karen.
Thank you.

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See a lot of green Odd.
One, not, not a ton of laughter,

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though they're laughing at, I
think they're laughing at our

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boats.
OK.

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I.
Think that yeah, I think that's

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semi interesting.
But if you you showed up to a

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bar and you're chit chatting
trying to make small talk and

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you busted out that back you
would get a lot of pump anyway.

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Time to find a new group of
people to talk to the.

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Weirdo with the facts that you
just bring up all the time,

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about 68% of the universe is
dark energy, which is invisible

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to us, while visible light
energy, what you can see, makes

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up less than 1% of all energy in
the universe.

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So you actually can't see a lot
of the energy.

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The dark energy in the universe,
we only see about 1% of it.

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I see a lot of red.
I feel the room is torn.

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I'd like to ask the people who
think that's fun what you think

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was fun of us.
Well, I just thought it was

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fascinating at Google that guys
Google it not.

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Only Dutch says it's not fun,
but both of my children say no

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fun and so do yours.
It's just called Rachel's

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fascinating fact.
Yes, one fact.

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All right, this explains every.
The bells getting ready to go.

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We have a little ways to go.
Okay, this explains every

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community Facebook page.
I know some people from our

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town.
Ours is lit lately the word

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brabble.
Brabble is a verb.

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Brabble is to argue about Eddie
things.

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And that to me explains every
what's community Facebook.

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What is it, Brabble?
Brabble, BRABBLE.

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OK, so there's.
Brabble.

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Sun red, though, all right.
Why is arguing about petty

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things fun?
It's not fun.

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It's just like, OK.
It's Rachel's fun stuff.

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All right, OK.
All right.

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I will give.
I will.

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Give you just brabble is a funny
word.

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Brabble.
Yeah, you've never heard of that

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before?
Yeah, it's a funny word, but

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it's so enlightening you.
Not a funny definition.

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Use it in a sentence, yeah.
There's a lot of brabble on

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Facebook.
OK.

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There you go.
There's a lot of bravo in

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Rachel's fun back.
OK, we all, we all know somebody

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like this.
Or at least I do.

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Hyperthynesia is the unique
ability to recall nearly every

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moment of your life in vivid
detail.

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Can anyone do that?
You think of it?

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You can recall everything.
Because I can't.

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No, she can.
Oh wow.

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I don't know.
Yeah, I better get agreed give.

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Me 1/2 on that.
I don't even really know why I'm

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a half.
I'm down the middle.

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I.
Don't know, OK.

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I'm saying no.
All right.

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Well, I don't know, maybe.
Just why would you?

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I wouldn't want to remember
every single moment in my life.

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Yeah, maybe.
Think of how many of the bad

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things have happened, how many
bad decisions you made.

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So I don't want to remember that
I.

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Remember all though.
Well, yeah, that was already

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stick out enough the last.
One was let's do a live show.

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Here we are, the average bra
size.

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Average bra size in the US.
I knew you'd.

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I knew that would get you. 2
greens right away from Dave and

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Foreman.
That's funny already.

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It's a 34 double D, by the way.
That's the average.

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Average, yeah.
It seems large, right?

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OK.
But your paddles up.

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Higher, OK.
All right.

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Wow, that's a good one, Rach,
hopefully.

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Ryan's end is away.
Did you know that humans cannot

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walk in a straight line without
a visual reference?

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So if you're blindfolded or
drunk, I guess you'll gradually

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walk in a circle.
You have to see you.

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If you're blindfolded, you'll
just walk in a circle.

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Really.
OK, yes, there's some green,

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right?
I think you're being peer

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pressured guys.
I think you're.

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No, I think that's because I
like to test it out.

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Yeah, I would like to test that
out.

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I would.
I would like that actually.

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OK, bananas, I've even a lot of
bananas.

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They contain potassium 40, which
is a radioactive isotope.

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Potassium 40.
It's a radioactive isotope,

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which means if you eat too many,
your body could technically

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become radioactive.
Not a fun.

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Fact see everybody think well,
okay, there's more red how?

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Many is too many though.
How at the back and all the

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rain?
Would you have to eat?

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I don't know, right?
When you're a kid, yeah.

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Just give your kids see where
they go.

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They can float away.
Maybe in 1518 they had the

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Dancing plague.
It was called the Dancing Plague

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of 1518.
In Strasbourg, hundreds of

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people danced uncontrollably for
days without rest, leading to

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exhaustion and even a few
deaths.

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A few dance is pretty funny.
All right, and how about this

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one last?
One was a flag in which people.

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The Dancing Plague.
And they just couldn't they

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couldn't help themselves.
You just.

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Everyone had phones back then.
Yes, absolutely.

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Or camera.
Right.

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OK, the oldest your Mama joke
dates back to 3500 years ago to

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the ancient Babylonians.
The jokes lose a lot in

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translation, but one thing is
for sure, the Babylonians are

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saying something about your
mother and they are jokes and

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they're on tablets.
Did I lose everything that's

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funny?
What's wrong with you?

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You needed the joke.
What was the joke?

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I don't know what the joke.
Was and yet still a smattering

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of green up there.
Yeah, we needed.

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The I really thought we'd end on
a high note there guys.

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I really.
Needed.

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That was your closer.
Yes, I thought that was the

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that's not I should've ended
with the dancing button.

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Yeah, Yeah, yeah, right.
Maple floss for sale Maple floss

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for sale.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast we're Dave, Rachel

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and Foreman.
It's live, live, live, live.

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We're at the Fancha Sugarbush.
Who knew that this was a perfect

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place to record a podcast?
Yeah, they did.

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All the kinsmen are like.
They all do, yeah.

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We knew.
This podcast is brought to you

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by the Official Theater in
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She's in the show.

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foursome, Christina?

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Are you?
Are you Margot Tate?

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Connie.
No, I'm the other one.

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You're the old friend.
I'm the old friend.

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That's that stirs up all the
drama and the trouble, the

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secrets, the confessions.
I like.

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That well, that's a good.
Role.

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All right.
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You can check it out.

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So you're rehearsals and all of
that stuff?

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Yeah.
Yeah, OK, Nervous the last.

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Minute.
Absolutely.

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Almost ready to.
Go excited.

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Excited, OK.
Excited.

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Good.
All right, All right, let's do.

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When you done.
Yeah, I was done.

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Yeah, yeah.
Isn't this turning out the way

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you thought this would?
This is due to Underwhelming

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Demand, the podcast that's kind
of like Time Change Weekend.

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Silly, stupid, and completely
unnecessary, but still here.

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Still here.
Yeah, still here.

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In some.
Places some places in.

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The Dark.
And it's time for some

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headlines.
I'll be looking over my shoulder

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at the headline.
Not looking, not looking.

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Cheating.
No cheating.

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OK.
All right.

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These are actual headlines, by
the way.

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I don't make any of these
headlines.

454
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,200
Up.
No, don't.

455
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,120
Norman likes to send me
headlines.

456
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,040
Did I send you any of these?
Hopefully.

457
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,400
Oh yeah.
People have sent us some on on

458
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,080
Messenger too.
Yeah, so anytime you want to

459
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,120
send headlines, I I love it when
other people do my work for me.

460
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,440
So please feel free.
Here we go.

461
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,840
We'll start with the too soon
headlines.

462
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,240
Oh, boy.
OK, too soon influencers drown

463
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,080
after refusing to put on life
jackets because they'd ruin

464
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,440
their selfies.
Oh.

465
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,400
I mean.
That's an actual headline.

466
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,320
Not fun voting.
On this now.

467
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,360
No, thank you.
We.

468
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,920
Can use the paddles again, yeah.
Vote on the headlines.

469
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,240
That's right, another too soon.
US death row prisoner chose

470
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,880
cigarette over last meal.
Prison refused, saying it was

471
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,520
harmful to his health.
Isn't her electrocuted a few

472
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,800
hours later?
What?

473
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,120
Headlines.
Still good that's.

474
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,520
Funny.
Yeah, Care, yeah.

475
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,480
Right, another subcategory,
Animal Headlines.

476
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,680
OK animal, these ones are good.
Yeah, Oregon bats win annual bat

477
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,560
beauty contest three years in a
row.

478
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,840
Oh, the Oregon ones are the most
beautiful.

479
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,040
Real headlines.
Bat beauty contest.

480
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Oh, like as opposed to other
states?

481
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,920
Bats are not beautiful.
No.

482
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,000
In Oregon, they are no they.
Are I wonder?

483
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,240
I can't see the look on Ashley's
face right now.

484
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:49,520
But you love bats.
Parrot raised in house with dogs

485
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,800
now thinks he's a dog that's.
Cute.

486
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,640
Actually, I like that one.
I like that.

487
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,600
I would like to hear that.
That's an actual headline.

488
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,680
Who died?
Sam's Club temporarily closed

489
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,400
due to raccoon loose in bakery.
Headlines.

490
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,080
Is Sam's Club still open?
Like that's still a.

491
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,040
Yeah, the US it is that.
It's the thing, study says.

492
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,440
Study finds monkeys will never
type Shakespeare.

493
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,840
Like type it on a computer.
But somebody spent money on

494
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,520
that.
Right.

495
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,560
What do you think is is that
someone spent years?

496
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,000
They Yeah.
So we got money funding, yeah.

497
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,280
Real headlines.
Scientists say drunk animals are

498
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,800
far more common than previously
thought.

499
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,680
Really.
That's an actual headline I.

500
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,000
Assume they were, though I think
they're.

501
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,240
All I believe that yeah, find
old fruit and eat it.

502
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,120
All the, all the fruit on the
ground.

503
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,520
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.

504
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,560
Taxidermist specializes in
turning dead rats into sexy

505
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:56,120
showgirls.
I think I sent you that one,

506
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,160
yes, OK.
That's a challenge.

507
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,480
Actually, that's a that's a
talent.

508
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,360
If you're a taxidermist, good
for you, good for you.

509
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,720
Woman steals New Orleans
ambulance with EMTs and patient

510
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,560
inside.
Oh my gosh.

511
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,640
Pretty good though I.
Mean.

512
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,440
Real headlines like the
paramedics.

513
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,560
Didn't notice that.
Oh wait, we're moving anyway,

514
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,160
too many questions.
Yeah, sure.

515
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,960
OK, they're.
All in the back, just accept.

516
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,680
Fine.
It happened.

517
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,960
Saskatchewan man fires several
shots at police before hiding in

518
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:36,760
septic tank.
That's an actual headline.

519
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:42,200
That was from me as well.
A man convicted of causing

520
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,800
disturbance by entering
neighbors properties to smell

521
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:50,120
their shoes.
Headlines.

522
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,160
No thanks.
Funny.

523
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,760
Come on.
It's my shoes.

524
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,360
Awfully weird.
Brother granted court orders

525
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,880
against sister, who repeatedly
entered his room to clean it for

526
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,840
over eight years.
I'm sorry.

527
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,000
And he's mad about that.
They don't live in the same

528
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,600
house.
Real.

529
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,360
Headlines it's.
Like the smelling shoes 1, isn't

530
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,680
it?
Right, get out of here.

531
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,760
Florida here.
Let's go to Florida.

532
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,600
Hey, Florida man learns
impersonating a cop is illegal.

533
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,240
That's an actual headline.
That's pretty par for the course

534
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,040
like.
On meth.

535
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,760
On meth doesn't.
Say.

536
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,520
That and drunk and naked.
Yeah, yeah, with a Gator that's.

537
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,080
Right with a Gator.
Florida woman who's been in jail

538
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,920
since 2022 is pregnant,
prompting an investigation.

539
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:56,640
Is she in a women's only jail?
I'm assuming what?

540
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,120
It doesn't really matter.
Well.

541
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,280
Well, yeah, like.
Headlines.

542
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,200
Isn't that, wasn't that a whole
story arc on Orange is the New

543
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Black?
I mean, I don't know.

544
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,640
Yeah, well, guards are involved
to some degree, yes.

545
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Florida Man Florida Man worried
about vampires burns down his

546
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,200
house.
Well, if that's the only way.

547
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,840
Real headlines.
I mean, what are you going?

548
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,440
To do that'll do it, sure.
Florida man arrested for

549
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,200
sleeping on Walmart roof with
gun in hand.

550
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,160
On the roof.
Is this not America?

551
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,720
That's.
Right.

552
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,680
That's right.
That's an actual headline.

553
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,520
Yes, we love our guns and
freedom.

554
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,560
We can sleep wherever we want.
Sure.

555
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,520
That's right, Florida Man.
Florida Man breaks into Mark

556
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,680
Zuckerberg's yacht, starts
throwing stuff in the water.

557
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,240
OK, Yeah.
Great like that.

558
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,840
Thank you Signs for.
That.

559
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,320
Headlines.
Thank you for your service.

560
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,760
That's right.
Thank you for.

561
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,160
Leading to the new term, Mark
Zuckerberg has been Florida

562
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,560
manned.
Florida Manning is the thing.

563
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,560
Florida Manning, Yes.
Florida man attempts to flee

564
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,160
from police on foot, runs
directly into telephone pole.

565
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,920
Oh my God.
Real headlines.

566
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,600
Florida man points flamethrower
at police.

567
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,680
Hilarity ensues.
Yes.

568
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,000
That's an actual headline.
I'm assuming he didn't turn it

569
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,760
on.
Right, he might have.

570
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,520
It's Florida.
It's.

571
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,680
Florida OK, last one and you can
applaud that last one.

572
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:42,920
Here we go Florida man dressed
in a bull onesie tried to burn

573
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,800
down ex lovers home with pasta
sauce.

574
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,080
Pasta.
Sauce.

575
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,800
Headlines.
That's good.

576
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,440
Thank.
You very much.

577
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,360
For your enjoyment.
Though, Yeah, now we're just

578
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,400
getting going, Yeah.
And.

579
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,240
Your vote.
Nice.

580
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,480
Yes, I want to try my topic
again now, yeah.

581
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,440
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

582
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,160
It's the the podcast that'll
make you wish you could go back

583
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,200
in time to when you didn't know
what a podcast was.

584
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,480
Podcast that'll make you say I
could do that and you'd be

585
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,800
right.
Coveted podcast still around

586
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,240
even though pretty much no one
wants it.

587
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,840
Swamp ass podcast guaranteed to
make you sweaty and

588
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,880
uncomfortable Podcast you don't
want anyone you know to know

589
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,160
that you listen to.
Right.

590
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,880
Yeah.
The podcast that's organic and

591
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,280
non-GMO, although Foreman might
be genetically modified, we're

592
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,920
not sure.
Podcast best enjoyed sober but

593
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,600
like everything else, funnier
when you're high.

594
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,160
If you've ever said the phrase,
it is what it is you're

595
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,280
listening and describing to this
podcast.

596
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,200
Hot steamy summer day podcast
because it's not cool.

597
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,080
That's great.
Yeah, Yeah.

598
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,160
The podcast that's the
equivalent of nails on a

599
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,920
chalkboard.
Oh, that's the.

600
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,720
Worst the Family Day, Easter
Monday, holiday, Victoria Day,

601
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,880
Canada Day, Civic Holiday, Labor
Day and podcast.

602
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,440
Because not everyone gets it.
I got it.

603
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,120
I got it.
Yeah, I get it.

604
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,240
I get it.
All right.

605
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,960
It's audience participation
time.

606
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,720
So we're going to do like an ASK
me anything.

607
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,080
We have a few questions that
people have submitted, but if

608
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,200
you have a question, I think
Daryl's going to grab the mic

609
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,960
there and if and feel free to
ask away because people send us

610
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,000
questions all the time.
And and we like to read your

611
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,160
emails and your comments.
And we always do that at the end

612
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,120
of the show.
So now it's in person.

613
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,080
And if you want to send us an
e-mail or a comment, you can

614
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,560
always do that.
Dave rachelforeman@gmail.com If

615
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,320
you're listening or watching the
podcast right now or just DMS on

616
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,560
any social media platform, by
the way, we should mention we

617
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,840
have a website now brand new.
Brand new.

618
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,520
We had to get a website, so we
got one and you can visit it at

619
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,160
underwhelming.ca.
So check out the website,

620
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,720
please.
We put a lot of work into that.

621
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,040
And you can sign up for our
e-mail list.

622
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,600
You'll get like new episodes.
Maybe Dave will write A blog or

623
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,240
two.
Send that out.

624
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,760
There's a rant on there already,
but.

625
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,000
There's a rant.
Underwhelming.

626
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,320
By the way, you got to spell it
right.

627
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,320
I keep my.
You don't.

628
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,840
There's an H.
There's an H in there that.

629
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,680
Underwhelming.ca.ca.
OK, underwhelming.ca.

630
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,400
Please visit the website.
Thank you to the Official

631
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,320
Theater once again for
sponsoring this fine podcast,

632
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,520
and go ahead whether you ask me
anything.

633
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,440
OK, we've got a few questions.
Have you guys been back to the

634
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,040
radio station at all to visit or
talk to previous Co workers?

635
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,560
I've met your replacements and
they are hilarious.

636
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,400
I.
Have not.

637
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,120
Been.
I have not set foot back in the

638
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,480
building.
No, no, I haven't.

639
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,840
Not because I didn't want to,
but mostly because I just didn't

640
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,800
want it.
I just.

641
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,480
I, I, I, I miss my Co workers.
I miss working with people

642
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,200
because I work at home now every
day by myself.

643
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,480
So I kind of miss sometimes I
really like being by myself, but

644
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,320
I miss Co workers.
So I miss the people that we

645
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,320
worked with, but I have no
reason to go back.

646
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,280
So I I just haven't, I keep in
touch with some of them on like

647
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Facebook and Instagram and
things like that.

648
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:29,040
But I the the people that
replaced us, I don't know them.

649
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,960
I've never met them.
Nor have I met them, but they're

650
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,640
I think they're doing fine.
I think they're, well, no.

651
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,720
I messaged with Leanne one day
and she's very lovely and I've

652
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,560
only heard good things about
both of them.

653
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,600
So there you.
Go.

654
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,480
I met Leanne once at.
Oh, gosh, it was this.

655
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,040
It was around this time last
year when Jon Pardi was playing

656
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,520
in London.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

657
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,120
And she was there.
TJ was not, but she was absolute

658
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,640
delight.
I have all the time in the

659
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,440
world.
First, she's.

660
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,440
Amazing.
That's what I've heard.

661
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,360
Radio is a small business and we
hear about everybody else.

662
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,360
So that's.
What I've?

663
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,160
Heard about her foreman.
Is there any part of farm life

664
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,280
that you miss since you live in
the city now?

665
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,120
Like the horse?
Windsor.

666
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,239
Your brother.
Come on.

667
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,600
Your brother Windsor.
Do you have who asked these

668
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,639
questions?
I think that was Melissa, I

669
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:16,159
think.
That was that was you.

670
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:22,000
Wow, thanks.
You don't miss the farm.

671
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:29,520
I miss not having neighbors
directly nearby when you're so

672
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,480
close to your neighbors that you
can, they can see in your yard

673
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,600
and you can see in there's and
there's that, you know, Dave

674
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,360
with a blue hag.
Oh yeah.

675
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,280
Yeah, I, I miss the wide open
spaces.

676
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,600
I'm, I'm and being a kid, just
going out and be out in the

677
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,280
field, out in the woods all day
long.

678
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,840
My parents would have no idea
where I was all day.

679
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,480
Having that freedom, that much
space.

680
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,360
You don't have that anymore when
you're in a town.

681
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,760
What about the animals?
What animals?

682
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,920
Did you have, I'm specifically
not mentioning the animals we

683
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,400
had.
We had horses.

684
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,200
Other people boarded their
horses there for a while.

685
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,160
That was a real treat because
they was falling told to care

686
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,360
for them.
Oh, you had to of.

687
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,920
Course muck stalls and Phil
Haynets, Yeah.

688
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040
Your horse.
Yeah, there's always a random

689
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,480
stray cat around.
Oh, there's stray cats in my

690
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,320
neighbor in my yard all the
time, and I live in a town.

691
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,760
There's always.
Julia says you should adopt one.

692
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:28,960
No, my dog Roxy is like a cat,
so we've we've got one.

693
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,760
Anyway, I don't miss the horse,
even though when Ashley and I

694
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,320
bought our first house and lived
together in Saskatchewan, not

695
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,480
only did we end up with a horse,
we at one point owned two of

696
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,400
them.
Wow.

697
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,240
Yeah, when I met Ashley, she's
like, I have a horse.

698
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,200
I'm like, really?
Yeah.

699
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,960
Wow.
Thanks for that I.

700
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,400
Learned Foreman hated them.
We just don't.

701
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,440
We don't see that.
Really, very, very curious.

702
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,560
I really do.
I do.

703
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,160
Yeah.
Why is that?

704
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,760
That is the thing.
Well.

705
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,880
That's the one thing that's
curious.

706
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,480
Yeah, well, there's a lot of
things that make me curious

707
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,160
about you that's true for, but
never mind, never mind.

708
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,920
Do any of you, do any of you
have a talent that you've kept

709
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080
hidden from your fans and you
would like to reveal?

710
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:18,280
I don't know nothing.
It's like Foreman's an

711
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,040
accomplished musician, I
believe.

712
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,320
Yeah, foreman's pretty good.
Oh yeah, I've been drummer.

713
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,000
You're a drummer.
Yeah.

714
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,560
How old are you, Harley 11.
I haven't really done that much

715
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,000
in 11 years.
Right.

716
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,280
Yeah.
Love you, worth it.

717
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,280
But the drums are all packed up
in the garage still.

718
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,080
Ashley questions me from time to
time.

719
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,800
Why do we even still have these?
Right.

720
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,880
Well, you don't have them out
and you're not using them, so.

721
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,040
No, but I used to.
I used to go out all the time.

722
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,480
That was another gig that paid
money.

723
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,760
I would play at the the Whartley
Tavern and we had like a seven

724
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:55,240
piece R&B rock'n'roll soul Blues
review band Christmas party.

725
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,360
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yeah, I remember.

726
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,760
Remember that I would love to
play.

727
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,840
If anyone needs a band member
for an activity that would be

728
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,520
great.
Then we have a question live, I

729
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:11,160
believe in the back of the room.
Hi everyone, John here, long

730
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,640
time listener, first time live
podcaster.

731
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,720
First of all, I'm really
disappointed Pluto's no longer a

732
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,480
planet, but that's another
story.

733
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,080
So I think I speak for everyone
in the room that we've all

734
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,600
wondered today and over your
last 99 podcast, are you folks

735
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:35,840
all wearing pants?
For one day only.

736
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:43,920
I guess I was going to say I
today we are.

737
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah, today we are.
Thank you, Josh, very nice for

738
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,040
John to do that.
By the way, John and his wife

739
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,080
Jan are here and brought a
giveaway.

740
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,440
Yes, we have a giveaway.
We.

741
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,480
Have a giveaway we invited
everyone that has sponsored the

742
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,640
podcast to come here for our
live show today we a special

743
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,880
invitation to our supporters and
John and Jan actually bought

744
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,640
some time with us this.
Is to.

745
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,480
Promote their book that was
celebrating its 10th

746
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,680
anniversary.
It's called Never Give Up and

747
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,960
it's a great little children's
book which Jan wrote and

748
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,840
illustrated.
Thanks.

749
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,560
Dan is up there.
Yes, thank you.

750
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,880
We have a real live author here
and in addition to a real live

751
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,000
actor.
So thank you very much.

752
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,120
There's there's not only the
book, which is about saving the

753
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,480
turtles in Long Point.
So it's local.

754
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,400
I think I'm going to open this
guy's story.

755
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,320
There's also a stuffy.
Stuffy.

756
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Super cute.
Do you love turtles?

757
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,040
You love stuffies?
OK, well then I think this has

758
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,880
to be yours, right?
Yeah, there.

759
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,560
You go.
Rachel spills her beer.

760
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,800
It's foaming everywhere.
That's why I put all the

761
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,880
equipment down at this end of
the table.

762
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,400
That's your laptop, not mine.
Dress you up, I can't take you

763
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,480
any.
And we do have a voucher for two

764
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,280
tickets to the Sissel Theatre's
performance of the ladies

765
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:23,280
foursome.
This may be a little more

766
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,840
difficult to choose a winner,
and I'm just thinking off the

767
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,440
top of my head here.
Perhaps anyone who would like to

768
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,800
ask a question or leave a
comment using the microphone so

769
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,640
graciously held by Dutch right
there shall be eligible to win.

770
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,760
There we go.
There you go.

771
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,640
OK, perfect A.
Question.

772
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,840
Hi, I'm Janice Foreman.
Did you ever get your wall

773
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,400
fixed?
Oh yeah, your wall.

774
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,600
Did you get your wall?
Fixed and did Ashley come

775
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,400
through for you?
Ashley Furniture not not as.

776
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,560
Oh yeah, I was going to say.
If you've missed it, Foreman had

777
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,200
a couch delivered and the
delivery people put a big hole

778
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,000
in his wall.
Yeah, which he then shamed them

779
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,120
for to their face.
Well.

780
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,920
It is fixed, but someone back
there was is this chiming in on

781
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,880
the same topic?
I believe so.

782
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,000
My wife Ashley would like to
comment on this.

783
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,160
What?
What happened?

784
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,080
Yeah.
I had nothing to do with the

785
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,480
hole in the wall.
That's no hole.

786
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,600
No.
No.

787
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,360
It's fixed, Daddy.
It's fixed.

788
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,840
He did fix it.
Daddy.

789
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,320
Fixed.
Took a few months but it got

790
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,880
done.
Yes, you can't even.

791
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,920
You can.
Well, I won't say you can't tell

792
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,360
there was ever a hole there.
You can barely tell there was a

793
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,080
hole there now.
Well.

794
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:36,800
That's good.
Good.

795
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,480
Yeah, so it's fixed.
We have the couch.

796
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,800
Did he fix a hole in the wall by
himself?

797
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,880
Could you?
No, I don't think so.

798
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,400
There's Jana.
He can put a new battery in a

799
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,640
car.
Yeah.

800
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,560
Good for you, David.
Wow.

801
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,880
You're doing it, I believe.
I believe Jana had to do most of

802
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,040
them.
I.

803
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,880
Love YouTube?
She did do.

804
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,880
Most.
I I lifted the battery.

805
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,960
You lifted.
Super heavy, right?

806
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,720
This might be a weird one.
My name is Tyler, but I'm just

807
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:16,280
wondering how is there a vehicle
out front with a radio station

808
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,520
on it?
Where did that come in?

809
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,640
That's not a hard question to
answer.

810
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,040
I worked there.
Norman is in the self promoting.

811
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:29,200
And in the same conversation as,
hey, I could take the car here

812
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,440
and help promote the radio
station to these 70 fine people

813
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,280
who may live in the Woodstock or
greater Woodstock surrounding

814
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,320
area.
And also, by the way, while I'm

815
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,360
at it, I can use some of these
microphones, these wires and

816
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,800
this equipment and stuff.
Are those equally necessary

817
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,400
reasons?
Shout out to Heart FM for

818
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,280
inadvertently helping us do
this.

819
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,480
Today, you know, Heart of M has
been so great because it's so

820
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,760
the opposite of other radio
environments I've worked where

821
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,400
it's very small, it's very
independent.

822
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,800
I am allowed to do whatever I
want.

823
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,280
There's really no one checking
on whether it was good or bad,

824
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,840
which might be a bad thing, but
it's also gives me more reason

825
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,720
and more opportunity to get more
view on the air and talk to you

826
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:20,080
about your stories and talking
to people every day in

827
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,680
Thorndale, Thamesford,
Ingersoll, Embro, Tilsonburg,

828
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,200
Woodstock.
Saint Thomas.

829
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,440
Well, doesn't come in so well in
Saint Thomas, Thrath Roy.

830
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,360
And so it's been great and I,
you know, I'm on two to seven

831
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,320
weekdays on Heart FM one O 4.7
heartfm.ca.

832
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,000
You can scream it.
Yeah.

833
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,920
And it's great.
Can you edit that out by the

834
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,200
way?
Oh, are you taking over the

835
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,840
editing now?
Thank you, Dave.

836
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,320
Hi Helga here, Foreman.
Can you give us a big background

837
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,080
on Scotty from out east?
I just love him.

838
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,640
Oh yeah, Scotty who?
Hasn't sent.

839
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,400
He hasn't sent anything in a
while.

840
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,960
Yeah, Scotty haven't.
Heard right.

841
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,760
Yeah, I think he did have some
health concerns earlier this

842
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,760
year and but, and I don't know
what they are, but he was kind

843
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,200
of bouncing back and on the
mend.

844
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,040
Scotty was turn it.
He was day one when I went to

845
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,480
Halifax and joined a show with
Melody, who was just fantastic.

846
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,000
He called on the very first day
and that show was really bad for

847
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,320
a few months.
It was.

848
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,640
Because we didn't know we were
perfect strangers and we'd only

849
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,880
talked a couple times before we
had met the week before.

850
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,960
New shows are.
New shows, new station, new

851
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,000
city.
And I didn't really know

852
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,840
anything about the town or the
province.

853
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,200
So I, I did that learning curve
as well.

854
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,320
And he was right away someone
who called much like Brian

855
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,600
always would where you knew, oh,
it's Brian from Saint Mary's.

856
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,760
Oh, it's Scotty calling.
I can sit back because he's

857
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,720
guaranteed going to say
something funny.

858
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,160
And he's got, and he's
originally from PEI, so he's got

859
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,520
an even thicker accent than most
of the locals.

860
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,080
And he's just so.
And he would call every day,

861
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,720
multiple times a day, always
with a funny joke, a funny quip.

862
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,760
And he's even call, he's called
spontaneously on Heart FM too,

863
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,160
which is amazing.
And then to send us voice memos

864
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,680
and come over here and listen to
this.

865
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:23,680
It's just great.
And Lindsay, who had listened

866
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,680
and sent me the Costco puzzle,
she's similar to that too as

867
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,000
well.
So I'm just it's floored that

868
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,920
people like the show out there
that much and came to this show

869
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,000
as well and and and bridged the
gap in in both worlds.

870
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,760
It means everything.
I don't.

871
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,320
I don't know why, but we can't
do a show without.

872
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,560
People calling in, people
participating, people listening

873
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,600
at all that.
That really has made a lot of

874
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,640
our shows in the past and now
performance still, right.

875
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:59,080
Hi, I'm Brian from Saint Mary's.
I am Brian, I don't know how

876
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,640
many.
People have been to Saint Mary's

877
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,200
to the quarry, but a few years
ago I invited the team to come

878
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,920
up and help me open the quarry
to the new Cliff dive and being

879
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,680
the time of year with pool of
water is quite cool.

880
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,800
I told foreman that we would
turn the heat up at the quarry,

881
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,360
that the cement plant residual
heat would warm up the quarry

882
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,200
and you know, he believed that
for quite a while.

883
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,400
You believed that the quarry
was.

884
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,720
Heated.
He was heating the court.

885
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:31,560
Yes, from the cement plant.
I believed it until I've arrived

886
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,720
there.
I don't know how you believed

887
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,720
that It's like a natural
resource.

888
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,960
Well, I don't know how it works.
It's underground.

889
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,680
Although Brian's description was
quite like.

890
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,720
Yes, he was very thorough and I
took him out his word.

891
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,200
Now I know never to do that.
Don't believe anything he says.

892
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,200
It's a quarry.
That's right.

893
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,400
Next to that, it's beside the
cement plant that's.

894
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,840
True that has.
Nothing to do with it.

895
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,200
I know that now.
Not according to Brian back

896
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,080
then, right?
I'm still an honorary citizen of

897
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,040
the town and I'm keeping that
plaque so.

898
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,520
Yes, I have one too.
We are not going to let you

899
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,520
forgot that.
One Brian never has.

900
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,680
So no, Dave, I need the bell
back.

901
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,760
Too.
Oh, you can have a backup.

902
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:22,440
I think we're done.
Thank you.

903
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,280
Thank you everybody for coming.
And I know it's maybe doesn't

904
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,760
sound as as it usually does when
you hear it all fully produced.

905
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,040
And thank you so much to the
Kinsmen for the wonderful

906
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,640
breakfast.
Oh my gosh.

907
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:44,440
And offering us this venue.
We never planned to do this, but

908
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,400
Daryl over here offered, He
said, well, hey, why don't you

909
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,800
come out and and you're all a
part of our 100th episode.

910
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,200
Thank you very much.
What a milestone.

911
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:57,960
Daryl Dutch here.
You're the the organizer of

912
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,960
this.
You're the you invited us here.

913
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,800
It was all your idea.
Why do you think it was worth

914
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,640
it?
Now, in hindsight.

915
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,440
Well, it was funny because
really wondering.

916
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,920
Why?
Maybe tell us tomorrow.

917
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,120
If it wasn't, it wasn't what you
expected.

918
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,600
Well, it was funny because I was
out for a sharp walk.

919
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:21,560
Or a fart walk.
I mean, so, yeah, so.

920
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,160
And I came up with this idea and
I thought, well, you know, it

921
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,720
was, I think it was episode 95,
if I'm not mistaken, that I

922
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,200
contact you and, you know, I, I
send it through.

923
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,520
It's just like, yeah, I'm not
going to hear back from these

924
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,400
guys.
And next thing you know,

925
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,120
Rachel's texting me and, or
messaging me and says, hey,

926
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,440
maybe we might be able to do
this.

927
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,040
And then, you know, a little bit
of conversation with Foreman on

928
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,520
Heart FM and sat there and said,
you really got to talk Dave into

929
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,920
this.
And he goes, well, I don't know

930
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,720
if Dave's going to want to do
this.

931
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,240
I'm not supposed to tell him
that.

932
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,680
Oops.
I don't spread.

933
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,720
I don't spread that.
Around anyway, anyway, all I can

934
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,480
sit there and say I'm glad
they're here.

935
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,480
I, you know, I listened to them
quite a bit.

936
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,400
Hey guys, put it together for
dude underwhelming demand.

937
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,400
They did an amazing job.
Make us all laugh.

938
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,080
Have you one more question?
Now that you've had to deal with

939
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:19,200
us intimately in this behind the
scenes manner, has it changed

940
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,800
your opinion of us in any way?
I don't think it could have got

941
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:31,240
any worse than it did before.
Hey, it's Scotty calling.

942
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:38,040
Scotty, he's got a rockin little
buddy.