The Gloves Have To Come Off - Powered by Melissa V and Intuition Nutrition! (Ep. 159)

0:00 So 16% of people have this ability and I've I'd never even heard of it. They can lay eggs. They can lay eggs Almost, yeah. No, we're playing that. We're. Playing No. I'm. Telling you what it. Is Rachel's impossible? Question. 60% lay eggs. But the Rachel's impossible question? You'll never fucking guess what it is. OK. This is due to Underwhelming Demand, the podcast that's perfect for Earth Day. It's compostable. Yeah, it's compostable. Yeah, because it's just filled with crap.

0:42 I knew you were. Going to say that I know well, I thought. You were going to say shit, but you didn't. No, it's the same Earth Day joke every year. I just try to rework. It's the same one your first. Day. Yeah, it's. A cycle of birthday. You just sort of try to recycle the joke. Anyway, this fine podcast featuring us, Dave, Rachel and Foreman is brought to you this time around by Intuition Nutrition and Melissa V coming up on the podcast. I'm going to play something or nothing. Is it something or nothing? Like the podcast? Yeah, like the podcast, Everybody can play along. Rachel has an impossible question. Angel, the impossible question, Yeah. You'll never get it, OK? You'll never.

1:22 Get it and again, everybody can play a lot. We should make an intro for that. And Foreman is apparently getting pet pressured. That's a new, that's a new term, pet pressured pet. Pressured. OK, OK, we'll find out about that in just a SEC, but let's talk about Melissa B. Yes, she's got a great event coming up. Melissa did our photos for like we've got. She came to our live show. She did all of our photos there. She's a great photographer. She's also an event planner and does a lot of wedding event planning because she also photographs a lot of weddings. She's had a lot of experience at weddings. You might say. She's an expert at weddings and so she's got a great event coming up. If you're engaged, even if you're newly married, you're invited to go to this event and give your advice on planning a wedding.

2:11 Because I know and anyone who's married knows you, you spend so much time planning a wedding and then when it's done, you're like, what do I do with all my time? I have so much time left in my, in my life. What do I do with my days? Because your whole day is like you're busy planning this wedding. Of course, that's how I felt anyway. OK. Yeah, yeah. And obviously Dave and I did too. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you did lots of planning, especially Dave. I'm sure Dave did lots of planning for his after. It was over. I was like, now what am I going to do? What am I? What? Will I do happens? What will I do right after it's over? You're like, we could have done this, or this went really well, or this didn't work really well. And those are the kinds of things that you could share at the Bridal Collective event Sunday, May 3rd, hosted by Melissa V and 162 Queen in Saint Mary's.

2:58 She says there are 0 sales. Nobody's going to try and sell you on anything. This is just a collaborative kind of day that you can go and get some ideas, talk to people, talk to Melissa. She is, you know, she's been to a lot of weddings, She's worked a lot of weddings. Gather ideas, some inspiration, helpful planning tools. There's light snacks and refreshments. We all love snacks, love going there for snacks. And then there's some samples from local vendors, things like that. If you, if you're in the midst or in the middle, that's the same thing or beginning or near the end and almost done with your wedding plans, this seems like a great place to go and just find out whether you're doing everything right, whether you could change a few things like the idea, this is a great idea.

3:43 It's free to attend. It's not for vendors. They're not looking for vendors. This is just like a community focused social event to go gather, chat, talk to each other. Great idea. Whatever. Yeah, it's kind of nice to talk to like minded people if you're in the middle of planning something like that. It's a big event, you know, That's why they have people that do it as their jobs is to plan events and planning a wedding is a big deal. Yeah, Melissa's got a whole page on it. If you want to read about it before Sunday May 3rd at 162 Queen, just go to Melissa VPP dot com. There you go, photography and event planning. Sunday, May 3rd. As my family plans for us to have a pet against my wishes. Yeah, you're being pet pressure.

4:28 Pet pressured boy. It is. Relentless from every member of my family, from other people we know, gosh, you know, bless your heart, Bonnie, but we've, I've got enough videos of goats and dogs and things. Is Bonnie sending you? Videos of goats. Of. Dog Pet Is your family looking for a dog or. They want just anything they want. A goat. No. And that's like I want to say, don't need a goat. We're good on goats. We're. Good on goats. Nobody seems to want a goat. Foreman. But Bonnie is a Bonnie is also a vet. No horses. OK, Bonnie's a vet. Yeah, she was actually. Turns out we didn't know this realized at the time. She's also now has kids on the same swim team as ours and she was our vet years ago for our dog that Ashley and I used to have.

5:21 Oh, no way that. Would be a nightmare if he was still around with children, so thank goodness he's not. He wasn't a very nice dog, no. That's the example I point to. Is that dog your dog Rachel? The dog you used to have, Dave? All fine examples do not Shep 1. Yeah, yeah. Well, Shep was. Yeah, he is a fine example of why he shouldn't have he. Was a nice dog, he liked me. I he it wasn't that he didn't well, he didn't like me. He wasn't thrilled with me or Charlotte. He only really liked Jenna. He also became diabetic, which was, you know, fun, right? You know that sort of you were. The one that had to give him the needle. He needed needles and he. Didn't light.

6:02 No wonder he didn't like. You well though he he got to the point where you know you would see the needle come out and he would slowly walk towards you and put his head down 'cause he knew what was coming like he. Yeah, fine. I guess I have to get through with this and he'll. Fight you and he'll feed. Roxy would fight me every day on that. She would never. Yeah, she would never just give in. He got to the point where he knew he would get the He needed that needle in order to get his food. So. Yeah, he came over. Yeah, Roxy, when we got Roxy, well, see, we got Roxy as a 2 year old. I would suggest it's it's. I would suggest getting a puppy, although a puppy is is a lot of work. So I.

6:42 Know I would get a puppy because puppies don't come with all the baggage that we have acquired with this one under my desk right now. But at the same time I didn't have to train Roxy like she's a pretty good dog. She listens mostly to me anyway, so I don't know. Like she's fine, but to Jeremy she hates. I don't. Whole other conversation with Jeremy. I don't think the dog is well trained if it if it isn't friendly with anyone but you. No, it's friendly with other people but just hates Jeremy. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Listen, I would, I would not recommend a puppy. I would not recommend a pet. Oh, you know, what you want to do is if it's the kids, if it's really your kids that are putting. Also Ashley equally Ashley.

7:24 Well then. You'd say you, I would, you know, cite many examples as you don't for why you don't want, say, a dog, especially a cat. Little cats. Cats aren't even on the table. OK. OK. So it's just dogs that you're thinking? Dogs aren't either. Let's like they're not. Gonna remove dogs. That's why nobody wants your. Table, yeah. But I'll direct you to the scars still on my nose from a dog bite from a friend's dog. Oh, OK. Look, I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but I also, they're a lot of work. They're just a lot of work. Yeah, there, there are a lot. There are, especially at first. If you recommend a puppy, that's a lot of work. You know they're cute puppy because they don't come with the baggage. Yeah, but, but there are a lot of work. There are a lot of work.

8:08 It's a lot of work. People. People love that work and they want that work. And people pets are their companions. I get it, I understand. But the other thing when you have a companion pet like that is eventually the same thing happens to them. That happened to Shemp and Ralph. They leave, yeah. Not did I find one. That's so far away. Well, not necessarily. It's not that long. You don't know that anyway, so. Live like 1012. 15 never fun when that happens. Trust. That's never fun. I don't. Think that's a good reason not to get a pet though? I do. It's because eventually. They'll die and you have to say goodbye.

8:49 About that and and all the work that they are and. I love my childhood dog, he was the best and that was so hard when that. Yeah, we've all been through. It but I think we see these those types of dogs as you get older, you discover are few and far between. The ones that you think are just well, that dog's the greatest. That dog's awesome. Most of them seem to not be that dog. You know, and it could be from a. Puppy, it could be from AI know like Brian from Saint Mary's. They have this beautiful new dog, Bella. She's wonderful. She's adorable, she's so friendly, she listens so well. She's a rescue and she's a delight.

9:32 They boy, are they ever lucky. You could get lucky. You could get lucky, yeah. Because sometimes rescues, they come with a lot of baggage, right? That's. Very true. Roxy's not a rescue, but she was with a breeder. And something. At some point happened to her that she doesn't like Jeremy. I don't know. Yeah, I would start. I would say, well, look, you know, because here's the number of things you want to. The main thing you want to say to your kids is, well, somebody's got to look after this pet. We will. They will. Like they said the same thing, they will not know and. They do that. They'll be dog yours and Ashleys and you'll be cleaning up the poop like. So you need to get like a turtle to start small I.

10:13 Had a turtle when I was a kid. Yeah, get a turtle, baby. Turtle. Look, here's the thing. You make a deal with the kids, we'll get you, you know, saying how about a turtle? How about a little hamster you could put in a cage? Something like that? That the kids. I don't want to clean a hamster cage. Well, I know, but the kids have to look after. They won't. No they won't. That's why you start with a turtle. They won't. When they stop to be like 100, don't. No, not. Not if they're not looked after. Not if they, not if they get lost in the. Grass, just saying. Yeah, not if they don't get and they're a baby. Nobody feeds the turtle they don't like. They live in squalor. They won't, but I would just say it was just Emily's birthday and we are more than ready to have a pet though, because she's been on this kick the last couple months and then the birthday presents rolled in. She's got every stuffed dog, every stuffed cat, stuffed rabbits, there's Pets Alive surprises, all of those things. My sisters are sent in and her sister got her grounded up every pet item at Dollarama so now she's got dog bowls. Dog.

11:25 You buy a dog bed for the. Stuffies or stuff like. Dog bed for a real dog at Dollarama like and we've got it. We've got all the stuff for the stuffies. You're. Right, you're trap. Yeah, you're trap. Why don't you get her? Haven't you seen those? I see. I see the look at. That we got a a boatload of these little collars for pet. Yeah. From the Easter Bunny. This came from my sister Heather. Thank you. You know what it does? Wonderful. Oh, it moves. That's. Fun you can get. You can get real realistic mechanical dogs. You know that, right? It doesn't. Well, that's. It Dave stop this. Is how can you switch?

12:07 Well, that's different. No, there's there's. Knowing. There are, there are dogs I've seen the I I get the ads on my on on my iPad for those realistic dogs that you can buy. They're creepy. We don't have that yet. Yeah. But at least. It has a button that you can turn on at least. You can, you know, she can have the dog and you don't have to worry about the training or anything else. Yeah, but the dogs, she's got the what? You wake them up and they whimper and you got to feed them. And there's one that breaks his leg and she's going to put a cast on it. Wow. No, I think you're you're, you're screwed. Because we have a lot of those things before we got Roxy, so I know it's coming for you. But actually got any number of actual living dogs ready to go from feeds from puppies or rescues or, you know, kennels or whatever that have dogs available. She's that's half of her feed now, yes. Well, like, what about a foster?

13:06 What about fostering a dog for a bit? Just what about? Where's the dog when we're at a swimming competition for five days? Everyone. Yeah. Well, that's true. Yeah. You guys are away a lot. Exactly. Wow for their. Stuff. They're the ones that want the dog. There may be a grandma and grandpa problem. Yeah, you may want a. Dog. Yeah. You may want to have a conversation with grandma and grandpa 'cause they're getting a dog too. It's a. Community fat. You're screwed.

13:53 Drinking in the park. Great idea, Doug. Is that what he wants us to? Do yeah, now you can drink anywhere in provincial parks. I thought we always could. Technically you're limited to gesture campsite. Now you can wander. Around you can be. So picnic areas, the beach, basically. Doug is turning provincial parks into every every small town in Ontario where you wander around with drinks, yeah, and pee in the bushes. Rondo is now downtown Saint Thomas. This is due to Wonder Whelming Demand, the podcast that's not very good intentionally so that you know, it's not AI. Yeah, you're welcome.

14:44 Is that the LEAF strategy too, Dave? I have no idea. I don't know what they're they had no strategy for. That's why you're in all your Tiger's gear and I'm in my playoff play in Senators gear. I haven't followed it, but I saw a news story about. How far will they go, Foreman? They're kind of at the bottom, aren't they? Once they're in, anything can happen. Sure. That's what you said last year. Thanks for. Thanks for the beer anyway. OK, we're done. OK, I have a new new game for us today. It's called Rachel's Impossible Question. Rachel's Impossible Question. Is this like the the the guys do on the radio where they, you, you know, they give you some stupid random thing and you're supposed to guess what it is?

15:28 Yes, what's your stupid random thing? Question is 16% of people can do this. OK. Echolocation. No, no. Tap dance without the shoes. Clothes. No, that's not it. That's what my daughter does around the house every day. By the way, Tap dances without her tap shoes. 16% Sixteen. Percent of people can do this just, you know, take some wild guesses. This is a whole hour bit on the radio for somebody to be loud when people call in. Whether it eat strawberries with their left hand, I don't know like. Some stupid, right?

16:13 What the hell. Like it's. Dumb. This is the one thing we've always said we'll never do. And here we are. Never wanted to do it. Anybody can answer that question with something. You know, you people say, oh right, left-handed. Eat would. Yeah, eat would. That's right. Lay the Costco once a year. Lay eggs? Yeah, whatever. Eggs. Whatever. Percent of people have whatever eggs. You can be whatever you want it to be and and your answers are good. Never fucking guess what? This is yeah, but these answers are way funnier than the actual answer. Yeah. Oh yeah, yes. I can't wait to be let down by the real answer.

16:53 OK, Yeah. I find it stuff. Play ping pong with your feet. Good guess, good guess. I want to hear more guesses. Actually, I think this is the first. Proving the point, but these are better than. There's no answer to this question. It's just for you to get. No, it's just for you to. Come up with the answer. Do it. Let's get the Yeah, let's, let's be disappointed now. I find this stuff absolutely fascinating and I came across this and I had no idea it was a thing. Because 16% of people can intentionally control this inner ear muscle. It's called the tensor timpani muscle in your ear and. I am so disappointed but it's fascinating 60% of people can control their cancer tympani. You can do this.

17:42 I want to hear from you because this fascinates me to know it because we all think, oh, everybody lives like me. My experience is the same. No, it isn't like you're like, this is a whole new world for me. Why people can do this? So 16% of people can control this little muscle in their ear, which essentially which creates like a rumbling sound. And the closest they say that you like all of us could, you know, sense and, and feel this is when you yawn and your ear kind of goes a little fuzzy for a minute. You know, if you have a big yawn and it kind of fuzzes at the end and you can't hear exactly right, 16% of people can control that muscle and essentially create that rumbling. So if they're in like a loud environment or they want to like shut out the world for a minute, they can they can make that noise in their own head.

18:33 And it's kind of like an inner earplug almost, you know, like you're blocking out the outside world a little bit. Sort of a superpower, but not one that's gonna help mankind. No, but isn't that. When I would like though to be honest you. Guys do that 'cause I can't. I didn't even know that. Thing. I don't think so. I don't. I don't. I don't. Think I just hear my uncontrollable tinnitus all the time. Yeah, that's. Not OK, well, maybe that's. That's that's a different thing. Quite high pitched and annoying. Yeah, OK. Yeah, you've known what? That that unintentionally blocks other things out. 100% of foreman's have that. Poor Foreman. Foreman's gonna have a pet. It's. For be able to hear it.

19:14 Didn't hear anything other than ringing in his ear. I you don't hear. The dog barking, will you? I think it I think it would be handy in in some instances to be able to do that, but I think it could also get you into a lot of trouble. Why? I don't think so. It's like an inner invisible like ear plug, ear muffs kind of thing. I think you can still hear a little bit, but it, it, it, well, the purpose of it is to protect your inner ear hearing, I guess like it's, it's kind of a protective thing. But if you can do this voluntarily, you can just shut people out. If I could. That's amazing. If I could do it voluntarily, I would not have heard what you just said. I I know that I I I know. That fortunately I heard everything that you said and then I began to think it's.

20:00 Fascinating I. Began to think to myself, boy, it would be handy to have that little. Yeah. Superpower, wouldn't it? Did we talk about before? How do you, when you hear music and you it's like emotional music, do you get goosebumps? Yeah, yes, yes. But not everybody does. I thought everybody did, 'cause I do too. Do you have an inner monologue? Not everybody. Have an inner monologue. Everybody does. What goes on in your head if you don't have an inner monologue, what's happening in there? And you're blocking everything out I'm. Blocking. I'm blocking it all out. That's why it bumps. Yeah. I don't hear my inner monologue 'cause I I'm controlling my what is it my timpani? What am I? Tensory.

20:40 Your tensor timpani. Muscle bomb bomb. No wonder I don't hear my inner monologue. Yeah, it's not like it's not beating like that. It's like a Thunder, kind of a rumbling, statically almost sound. Picturing a guy at a set of timpani drums just. Boom boom. Yeah. Well, the timpani muscle I think is, yeah, I don't know that's in your ear for that's what they call. It well if you're looking for someone who has this, it's only 16% of people, so the pool is very small. But isn't that fascinating? Like other people live so differently than me. And that shocks you, yes. It shouldn't. It shouldn't. Because in my in my world, everyone lives just like I do. Dave, you want to tackle that.

21:26 Or should we? No, I think we've got that best left alone. I think we'll just leave that one. We're done. This is due to underwhelming demand with Dave, Rachel and Foreman. This podcast is brought to you once again by our friends at Intuition Nutrition. And they just keep growing and adding more and more services. Intuition Nutrition is a place that you can go to if you want to talk to anyone about your diet, maybe food issues or I don't know. Actually, I did talk to them when Jeremy was in the hospital the first time a couple years ago and he's had, he had to change his diet back then, as you know, now he's gluten free. So there's another change.

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24:31 F Trudeau. I'm like, you're only helping him out. Like, look what you're doing for him. Yeah, he's Danny. Katy Perry just. Don't vote for him. You know, like he's living. He's living his best life. He's at Coachella with his hat on backwards. Yeah, stop it. Go Alouettes. Yeah. Go like, what the heck? Anyway, yeah, he's fine, but he's fine. He's. Fine, you might not worry, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. We'll see what happens. Anyway, it's time to play a little game called Something or Nothing. Your Trudeau flag is nothing. Well, OK, yeah, yeah. But it it did help. It was something, but did you know there was an election? Yes. I don't need to do a year ago Yeah, you.

25:13 Don't need to worry about it anymore anyway. Something or nothing where you know you you see something and you and you go huh, Is that really something or is that nothing? At all. I guess with my topic we could have played is it something or nothing? I thought it was pretty much. I think it's something. Let's not get into that. I have a few things we can decide whether these are whether you think it's something or nothing. Like, for instance, here's a here's an example. A new study says stepping away from your phone for just two weeks could rewind your brain by about 10 years. Researchers found those who digitally detoxed had better focus, less anxiety. Believe that something or nothing. I believe it.

25:58 I believe it. Two weeks. Definitely. Two weeks, That would be hard. Even a couple of days that's would do it or would do something that's. Astounding that you can rewind your brain by about 10 years the. Mosh. That we're creating up there by being glued to a a phone. Could be. I really want to know more about that. What is that? How does that help? What does it do anyway? And they? Say what you can do is with the phone. When I read the little bit that I read on this was some people just merely, they keep their phone for texts and calls or whatever communication, but they turn off data so they can't scroll. They can't do you know, you're not on social media, you're not doing any of that stuff and even that works. It helps you out.

26:44 OK. We all agree it's something it's. Something other than. Something, yeah. If you turn off all your other features of your phone, how will you hear this poor little podcast? We think we can podcast. Yeah, don't do that. Don't turn. The train that could, yeah. We're good for your brain. Right, all the little boys and girls wanted the podcast. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. OK here. Here's a joke. I don't know if that's right. Starbucks Starbucks has a new beta Starbucks app within ChatGPT. OK, where you can ask for suggestions on what you should order based on your mood or your outfit you can get people.

27:27 Find the most expensive options. Well, I don't know. You'll get something to match your outfit or match your mood. Match your outfit. That's something. You're nothing. That's. Nothing. Shut up. And it's within ChatGPT. But it's a whole integration partnership. Loblaws is doing it. You can go to Shoppers or grocery store and be like, I want to cook this meal or I'm feeling like this and it will come up with a whole plan for you. The the recipe, the stuff, the whatever. I like that, but you know I hate, hate having to come up with meal ideas every friggin day of my life. Well. Go to Superstore and do that. They paid for that feature, which had. GBT. OK, I'm going to try that all.

28:08 Right, so we all agree the Starbucks thing is a bit of. Nothing. The Starbucks thing is nothing but the Loblaws thing I like. Yeah, here we go, Something or nothing. A woman in Arkansas wore 55 T-shirts and ran 1/2 marathon and broke the Guinness World Record for the most T-shirts worn during a half marathon by a female. I think that's really hot. Is it something or nothing? Something or. Nothing. I mean, it's something for her, but for everyone else? I don't care that she didn't. Neat. I don't think it's neat. I don't care. I don't care that you did that. I'm, I'm intrigued and fascinated by how many Guinness World Records there are and can because you can create your own so that I find fascinating. Yeah.

28:49 The fact that it's already most T-shirts worn during a half marathon by a female means that we also have the most T-shirts worn at a marathon by a male, right? Yeah, it does. And other distances. But I didn't think about other. Genders and so. I think it's sort of something because I think I would like to see it. I don't care, I think. I would. Like a Michelin man, I think. I think I would like to see it and I wonder if it could become an extreme sport. It won't shouldn't thing. OK, I still think it's a little bit of something. Can I know 50? 5T shirts. On and I think it's a little. 16% of people can run in 55 T-shirts. That's why it's 60%.

29:34 Should have said that, but I would have spoiled it. Spoiled it. OK, something or nothing. Doug Ford has, I think. Did he did he pass this? You can now drink anywhere in a provincial park, not just not. Nearly anywhere. Nearly anywhere no longer limited to just your campsite. He wants you to have a beer anywhere. Everything is about drinking. He has passed more laws and regulations surrounding alcohol. There's booze in every store. And that is nothing the. Politician has done it has ever done. Is it something or nothing? Well, it's something because it just came a week ago. He came, he did the any community festival or whatever can apply for a BYOB permit. Right there. You go so you can bring your own booze to any festival. He likes that.

30:17 Now you can wander the picnic areas, the beaches of all the provincial parks and drink. You could always have a drink in your. At your campsite, but. Now what essentially what Doug Ford is saying is he wants to turn all of the provincial parks into every small town in Ontario where everybody walks around carrying a drink, peeing in the bushes, peeing, peeing out back by the tree on your front yard. That's every small town isn't. It well, we're not peeing everywhere, but yeah, you can put your drink in your Yeti if you feel like well. When I live down the road from Fanji, I sure peed everywhere. Something you're not, I think it's, I think. You live a very different life than I guess. Again, I think it's, I think it's something. I don't know if it's.

31:04 Yeah, it's. I mean, it was no. Why we have to drink everywhere? I'm also concerned about the garbage people are going to leave, like with all their cans. It's very. Practical Provincial. Parks now. Just don't go to a provincial park. You're fine. You live in a small town. It's you know what it's like. I rarely. Drink anymore I Jeremy doesn't drink at all anymore and he hasn't for over 2 years. Like I, I just, I don't know, like. If you're allowed to. I can't. I could I guess. I don't, I don't go to provincial park since I don't camp I don't care. So it's a bit, but if you're on. Like a hike or something for the day, I don't know. It's a bit of nothing. I mean people, fun fact, spoiler alert, people were already drinking at the beach at the provincial park.

31:48 Well, they're already wearing it anyway. They're sticking it in their Yeah, it's because they're all from small towns. No, you don't have to hide it, people. Do that too, Dave. People are drinking all the time. Well, no, we're all we're all a little more sophisticated, at least in certain parts of the city. No, there's nobody wandering around in my neighborhood, trust me. Drink insert because I don't think they are they. Just are in town every day. I will argue with that point. I don't. I don't think they are. I don't think they are where nobody's peeing in the bushes. Don't. Know why we need all these laws to allow more drinking in more places at more times? I don't know who care. Like is it that important to people? I guess so. One more like something, but we were doing it anyway, Doug, so. Whatever, one more for you because. He knows you're already doing it anyway. He was probably already doing it. Personally, definitely doing it already. OK, is this something you're nothing? One more Science finally has settled a debate over whose farts smell worst, men or women.

32:42 Men's. Women's. What we don't even We don't even fart. I live with three women. The answer is women's. No, I live with two and I would I would too agree that it may in fact be women. So anyway, the answer to that question because science finally settled it by doing research. There are no winners. Women's flatulence smells worse, but men release more gas per fart. That's GPF. G. PF right well. What's what's your GPF?

33:23 What's your gas per fart is? Would you be a winner or a loser if you did? Like I don't track your GPF so there are no winners, but I'm not sure if you're a winner so. It's a tie because of the GPF factor and you're stinky farts. OK. No, but that does mean per fart. Yeah, by volume, women stink more. Well, yeah, you have someone in your household who utters the words. My toots don't stink, right? Yeah, I tell them every day, many times a death. Yeah, yes, I've heard that one too.

34:04 Yeah, the answer is women. They do. Yes, they do. So this isn't how. Much more this GPF we have to produce in order to catch up to you. It just stinks a bit less, like ours is just more concentrated. Exactly. Maybe yours is so you do fart a lot more. Yours is from. Yours is from concentrate. Ours is the lemonade that needs the four cans of water. Exactly. Anyway. This is the concentrate. This is definitely. Something. OK, Yeah, I don't care about that really. I mean, I do, but now that it's a tie, it's. 16% of people say it's OK. 16% of people can't hear it, but they can smell it. And I saw you posted some pictures. Your mom and I worked on those this week. I.

35:08 Reposted those my story but the one with the teeth I liked that wouldn't have made me laugh. The one with the. Teeth. The one where it's just a picture of the horse and then my face on top of it. I did think that was funny. Your mom and I worked on those those this week. Yeah. Privately. Together, she was looking for a way to merge you and the horse and. She yes, and she has been for 41 years. This is due to underwhelming Demand. The podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman brought to you this time around by Intuition Nutrition and Melissa B thank you to both for sponsoring the podcast, for supporting us.

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36:43 And I think somebody did buy us coffees. Yeah, so thank you to Emily, who? Bought us, Yeah. 3 coffees. Love the podcast. Wanted to finally support with a few coffees. So thank you Emily. Yeah, we look forward to the podcast each week. Love from Huron County. We love Huron. County. All right. Thank you, Emily. I have a cottage booked in Huron County. Huron County in the summer. It's my favorite spot near Bayfield. What's my where I grew? Up. Oh, I love it up. There. Well, going to camp anyway. OK, yeah. Band. Yeah, it was actually band camp. Yeah, and regular camp. And then I worked there anyways. So last week I talked about how Jeremy is my mom's favorite. Yes.

37:25 And then now there's a clip of it on the Internet which my sister has seen. I was hoping she texted. Me. Yes. Actually texted me this morning. She says ha ha ha me and Evie, my niece, her daughter came across this last night when she was on Instagram on my phone. Well, I did find out and I don't believe Jeremy is the favorite. It's me, it's me. And do I get money for being featured on the podcast? No, but we'll just let her live her delusion there and. She's going to have to provide some. Evidence in Cape Breton, yeah. Because the evidence for Jeremy is pretty powerful. That's right, I know exactly.

38:09 Very true, yeah. Yeah, Melissa has sent us a message about birthdays and saying Rachel, I would absolutely love to fuck off for my birthday. Yes. Oh wow. I don't get one minute alone from anyone. I can't even have a shower alone without someone shoving a banana in through the curtain asking me to help them open it. Oh my God, yes. Oh, you're showering? Yes, wow. That's quite disturbing. That's. Disturbing showering regularly and this is tame that my kids will come and mom, can I wear this today? And they're already wearing it. So, but I'm in the shower or I'm on the toilet or whatever, somebody's in there. There's a lock on the door.

38:51 Yeah, I have to lock it or Kendall will just burst in. Now she's getting older so it's not as bad. But even if the door is closed or locked, Roxies at the door pawing at it to get in. Mom, let me in. I know you're in there. I know you've gone in there and closed the door before I. The reason not. You I'll add that to my list of cons. Of think cons. Don't worry, it won't be you that the dog follows. Maybe it will be, and then you'll be happy that you have a dog. Well my friend Aaron Aaron Holland shout out. I didn't want to get a dog for the longest time and now they have RIP and they are best friends. Oh, I bet. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, anyway, Melissa ends with going away for one night alone. Sounds like heaven to me. Sign me up. Sign me.

39:31 Up. OK, Yeah, I get it, Melissa. OK. I wish that for you as well. I have an e-mail from our favorite person, Foreman's mom. No. Last week she actually is weighing in on a few things. Dear Dave, Rachel and Foreman, I can sympathize with poor Ashley last week lugging around her suitcase while waiting for the mall parking garage to open in Toronto. Back in 1974, I was in San Francisco by myself for a weekend before attending a conference in San Jose. Unfortunately, there was a taxi strike, so I had to walk with my suitcase from the downtown hotel to the bus terminal. Bus terminals are usually not in the best parts of cities. Suitcases didn't have wheels back then and it was very hot outside.

40:14 I had to walk with my eyes straightforward and endure catcalls from men standing in doorways on my long trek. I was never so glad to board the air conditioned bus. I bet that actually sounds horrific. And air conditioned bus in 1974. Wow. 1974 San Francisco. Wow. She says Thanks for reading my e-mail response to Episode 157, my support of Rachel's April Fool's joke of Foreman with his new horse. Unfortunately, the photo shown on episode 158 on the YouTube channel was the original ChatGPT of a generic brown horse and not Windsor with Foreman. I think I sent the wrong format PNG. Rachel kindly sent me her chat link so I could further modify her photo.

40:57 The. Outcome was more successful by asking ChatGPT to substitute the horse in Rachel's photo with Windsor. The result is the attached photo here which we will show. Rachel's results were funnier, however. PS Rachel will be happy to explain the difference between the two horse colors. BAE and Chestnut was the wrong color. PPS. Please subscribe to the podcast YouTube channel. The visuals are well worth it. Thank you, Kathy. That's. Great, OK, and now with the new horse photo. This is the gift that keeps on giving. A new horse photo with Foreman and Windsor. Love it. This one more accurate on Windsor's part. So, Foreman, do you have any thoughts on that? Yes, Scotty has a voicemail.

41:41 OK. OK, Scotty. Alright, let's hear Scotty. Hmm. But you know what? Maybe before we get to that, maybe we should get to Dave Powery real quick here in between to follow said horse photo. OK, because about OK. Dave wrote to me individually. Rachel. Oh, and then it's we. And then Dave and I have shared it back and forth. Yes, yeah. Foreman, I need your help. I'm making something for you to get back at, Rachel. And it's funny. And then after. Oh yeah. Oh God, what have you guys been up to? And then? After all these combined horse ChatGPT photos have floated around, Dave follows it up with OK Foreman.

42:24 The gloves have to come off here. It's a four part ChatGPT generated photo of Rachel, 4. Part OK, yes. Wow, I cannot wait to see. Well, maybe I can. Rachel not playing hockey, not skiing, not golfing and not playing ukulele. Oh my God. It's the best. Oh my God, well done, Dave. I have a good stance for hockey and skiing there. Yeah, I like to. All Look, you wanted to know whether there was anything else? They look like I'm quite proficient.

43:05 You want to know if we wanted to add anything else to that? And the only thing I could think of for me, very funny. The only thing I could think of was Rachel in front of her fridge, putting with butter, holding butter and we can. Put an extra freezer just overflowing with butter just. Holding butter in front of the fridge, wagging my finger. Yeah. That's right, very funny. So that will be posted, yes, everywhere. Yes, and it should be. And now we have time for Scotty. OK, I think I figured out how to use this one on the website now. OK, I was listening. I'm two or three episodes behind, so I'm trying to get caught up and I was listening to the one where they're talking about on you guys were talking about how some women or anybody at all who's a primary caregiver, I guess whenever they their birthday comes, they'd like to have a hotel room. Now, I don't think most guys or whatever quite understand it, but but I don't know if it's just women in particular. They can't relax if they're home. You could say all day that that, Oh yeah, I'm going to go sit in the bath.

44:18 I'm going to just leave me alone to read my book and stuff. But they can't because all they're thinking about is all the stuff that needs to be done in the house. Sorry about that anyway. And then they're like, oh, yes, they're in the bathtub. That's fine and dandy. But you know, Dad decided to give the kids ice cream for breakfast so everybody's got diarrhea. So, you know, it's it just it just doesn't work in my opinion. Like if I can manage it, I'm going to send my wife away for a night just just to let her actually relax. But anyway, so that's about that topic. So I'm going to stop talking now because I'm rambling and I'll see if this worked. Scotty, you're like the ultimate husband. That's amazing, right? Yeah, but I mean. Essentially, you're right.

44:59 Scotty, you're you're giving her a break from yourself. Yeah, while you give everyone else diarrhea. Yeah, listen, there's something to be said about being self aware, OK, that's fine. OK, yeah, here's Part 2. Oh OK, you know when you hit re record it automatically starts again. I'm not sure if my last message went through but I'm going to try this one. I was listening to the last episode and Foreman, I'm very sorry to hear about the hives that you had and the the unfortunate time you had at Costco. I I will say I'm glad you stuck around though. The last thing I'd want is for you to make a rash decision and leave. I'm very sorry.

45:46 OK. Actually Speaking of that, somebody else sent us a message about Costco. Janice sent us a message and said, Foreman, if you were just going for prescriptions, you don't need to show your Costco card. Where were you 2 weeks ago? Janice, that's very handy advice, just. For the future when you send it to Costco N next time you know you don't need to go home or bring your fucking wallet with you. He. Rang the bell. He rang the bell.