The Frozen Breastmilk Saga (Ep. 122)

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I really loved your mom's e-mail
form.

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And who am I?
I don't know, I didn't read it

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on purpose.
I'm reading it now, it's

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hilarious.
Oh, it's so funny.

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Oh, she's got you nailed, man.
Oh great.

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She also sent pictures of you as
a baby, so I thank her for that.

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Right.
Well, at least she saved those,

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and not just the breast milk.
This is due to underwhelming

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Demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel

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and Foreman.
That's just about as much fun as

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doing your taxes.
I mean, I think we're a little

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more fun than that.
Maybe less fun if you get a

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refund though.
It all depends.

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It just all depends on how you
look at it.

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Coming up on the on the fun
podcasts and fun.

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It's doing your taxes.
I have some headlines.

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Yeah.
Lovely.

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I figured it was about time.
Norman apparently has impressed

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everyone at his new job.
Wow, he's going to tell us how.

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He's done everyone.
How to impress people at work.

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From Foreman How to win friends
and Influence People.

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That's right.
How not to arrive at your first

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staff meeting?
Oh boy, OK.

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And Rachel, what's up with you?
Well, Easter, so Easter Bunny

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actually, and Santa together at
once.

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Yeah, OK.
Wait a second, That's they.

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Don't typically go together well
unless you.

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Unless you're watching one of
those Santa Claus movies.

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In the Santa Claus, That's what
I said.

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They're both in the Santa Claus.
Yeah, that's a.

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Terrible.
The one with the Easter.

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Bunny and the tooth fairy Claus
three.

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No one cares about that.
Yeah, they're.

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All the.
Creature, all the, you know, the

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tooth fairy and they all have a
meeting and they all I said what

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I said they're called Yeah.
OK, they're terrible movies.

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Terrible.
Well, this part isn't for kids.

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OK, so if you are listening to
this with a child, maybe don't.

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Tell you what, kids will be
yucking up that taxes joke.

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Damn, that's funny, Dave.
Thank you.

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What it was for the kids.
Yeah, Look it up the time.

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That's right.
OK, Well, that's right.

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I mean, if we didn't put them
off with that, put them off now

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on purpose, OK.
Yeah, if this is on in the car,

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maybe save it for later and some
headphones.

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This is your warning, Yeah.
You can just skip to the next

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part, which is Foreman and his
How to Win Friends and Influence

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People's speech.
So.

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Yeah, kids office drama.
That was a.

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Speech.
That's what kids love, yeah.

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Office drama with Foreman OK,
you should have that as a since

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you're the only one going to an
office.

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That should be a new ongoing
Office drama with Foreman.

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What's what's happening?
OK.

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Well, that's what we'll call it
now.

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It was something else, but we'll
call it office drama with

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Foreman.
Yeah, OK.

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All right.
Anyway, back to me.

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At Easter, we I had a
conversation with my oldest

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daughter, who, if you recall, at
Christmas time, she asked me if

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the Elf on the Shelf was real.
And I told her no.

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Yeah, we.
So she found out that the Elf on

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the Shelf was real because she
said, I think you're the one

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moving it, mom.
And I said, yeah, you're.

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Obviously.
Yeah, so she, I mean, she's

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going to be 12 this year and she
held on for a good.

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I knew she had her suspicions
because for the last two years

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she'd kind of asked me about
Santa inadvert like I think

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twice in one year.
She said, and is Santa real?

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And I was like, do you really
want to know?

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And she said no, no, I don't,
you know, just.

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And so I said, OK, so you can,
that's fine.

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And I guess.
That's a good answer.

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I mean, I don't know.
I I just I.

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If you didn't.
Want to just say of course.

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Well, I think I said of course
the first time and then the

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second time she asked me like a
couple weeks later.

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I said do you really want to
know and she do you?

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Really want to know.
Is basically basically you.

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Just said no, you told her.
I know you told her she's still

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asking, right?
She's asked twice now.

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So she's still what's the 1st?
The first standby, I don't know,

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I've never seen him.
What do you think?

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And.
Deflect.

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Deflect.
Deflect.

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Was 11 or 10 at the time, I
don't know.

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Anyway, you never seen him ask
your dad.

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Right.
So this year, she didn't ask

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about Santa, but she did ask
about the Elf on the Shelf.

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And she's like, I, I think I
know.

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And I said, yeah, you're right.
And so the whole thing was, now

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you're in on it, now you're in
on the magic and you have to

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help.
So she really got into planning

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out and moving the elf, which
was fun for her, right?

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So now I said it's still fun.
She took her straight from

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childhood.
Fantasy pain in the ass hood.

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Yeah.
Absolutely.

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That really is that.
What a horrible thing to do.

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OK all.
Right, So on the Saturday before

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Easter, she says to me, just the
Saturday night, she's like, is

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the Easter?
She's like a minute mom, I got

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something to ask you and she was
going to ask me and in front of

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a bunch of kids and I was like,
what are you?

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And she's like, oh, I'll ask you
later.

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I said, OK.
And so then she asked me

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privately later, Mom, is the
Easter Bunny real?

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And I said no.
And she was like, OK, I thought

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so.
And then and then I can't

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remember if it was during the
same conversation or a little

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bit later that same day, she
said, is Santa real?

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And I said no.
I know.

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I know she's like, well, like,
well, we're on the topic, right?

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She, she hasn't asked me about
the tooth fairy yet.

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And I wonder if she thinks if,
if she knows they're not real,

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maybe she won't get eggs or
maybe she won't get presents

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from Santa, right.
So maybe that's why she didn't

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want to ask for a for a little
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So then we were talking about
about Santa and the Easter Bunny

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not being real.
And then she said, well, was

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Santa ever real?
Did he die?

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And I was like, I think there
was a Saint Nicholas that Santa

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is based on, or I don't know.
What's the guy in Europe is

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there not not the scary one.
Klaus.

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Sinter, Klaus and whatever.
Oh.

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Geez, yeah, that what he says,
Yes.

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That's what he.
Says pair Noel.

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Pair Noel Pair Noel is the same
Father Christmas.

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So I said, I think there was a
Saint Nicholas, that Santa.

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Everyone gets from the first
movie, that's right.

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Sure, first and only one.
Oh, the Santa Claus movie?

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Yeah.
Oh, she sure.

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Yes.
OK, that's right.

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I didn't get that for a minute.
I was like, what are you talking

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about?
So, so I said I think Santa was

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real and like, not really Santa,
but I think he's based on, you

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know, Saint Nicholas.
There was a patron of Saint,

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right, Right.
Doctor Kai Who was really kind

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or something, I don't know.
Does she have a like a tablet?

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Yeah.
Hey Alexa, does she know who is

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Saint Nicholas?
Does she know how to go on

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Wikipedia?
Yeah, I mean, she knows how to.

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She could do that, but you know,
you're going to ask your mom.

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So she did.
I told her no.

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Was she based on?
Actually, I think I said she

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got.
To look that up, yeah.

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No, you don't know.
Well, he's based on Saint

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Nicholas, but I don't really
know why or remember, like I'm

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sure I read it at one point,
which is how I know that I I

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don't know.
Anyway, so she knows about Santa

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and the Easter Bunny now.
So then I put her to bed that

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Saturday.
So the kids are in bed.

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And then Jeremy and I have to
sit down and fill all the

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friggin eggs with, with
chocolate, right?

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Because we've got all the
plastic eggs and we got to hide

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them all.
So she's still awake and she's

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like, mom, I can hear you
snapping the eggs together.

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I know it's you.
I said OK, now that, you know,

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come on downstairs and watch us
do it.

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So she did.
And she was the full on meal

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deal there.
Well, she was.

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Like she's.
Like, well, last year I saw you

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hiding them and I was like, you
did see me hiding.

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That's right, you did.
Well, I got.

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I have to be.
Honest busted all now.

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When I was a kid, I think I was
an avid believer in Santa Claus,

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but I recall Easter was not.
I wasn't buying that there was a

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Bunny bringing I I never bought
that.

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I don't know.
No, never did.

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I don't understand.
At the age of 12, I'm surprised

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that she's finally going.
Is there an Easter Bunny?

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Cause really?
Do you really think there's a

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Bunny bringing?
Well, I don't know if she ever

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thought she, she did ask me this
weekend, like when this happened

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this weekend, she said, well,
were you ever going to tell me?

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And I was like, no.
No, she'll figure it out.

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Yeah, but.
You you realize how ridiculous

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it is.
I don't think we've had like we

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similar to last Christmas too
with with Harley who just turned

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12.
She knows about Santa.

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She helps with Elf on the Shelf
now for her sister who just

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turned 8, which is super nice.
I don't think either of them had

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said anything about Easter
though.

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But we're not also showing them
where we're hiding everything

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either.
Like, it's still even for

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Harley, it's still a surprise to
go and hunt and find all the

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eggs, right?
Don't use the plastic.

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Just like, put the individual
eggs around.

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Why are you?
I have so many.

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Plastic buns because someone has
given us ton of the I just you

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might as well use them.
I don't know.

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The chocolate's already egg
shaped.

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I think somewhere hidden in this
is you wanted her to find out.

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You want this to be over with.
You don't like putting together,

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You don't like doing this.
Do.

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You.
No, I like doing it.

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No.
You.

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I like doing it.
But I'm not very good at hiding

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things because Jeremy will say
you bring home a gift for me and

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then you hide it, like under my
coat.

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Yeah.
And I figure my coat.

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And here's this.
Like you.

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Know you?
Bought me like what the fuck

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Rach?
And I'm like, I know I'm

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terrible at hiding things.
Well, yeah, but you, you also

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said you didn't want to do the
Elf in the Shelf thing for years

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because it was it was too much
work and then you caved on that.

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Yeah, Julia called me out on
that too.

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She's like, well, what happened?
You told me that the elf was

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allergic to our house.
Yeah, let's.

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See that's.
A good one, I said.

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Yeah, I lied.
I feel like you why did.

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You say that, I said I didn't
want to have to do it.

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I didn't want to have to have
the Elf on the Shelf.

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Yeah.
Well, the.

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Sooner I find out, the better,
yeah.

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Yeah, yes.
Well, you should let your kids

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listen to this and then they can
find out from Rachel as.

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Well, yes, blame it on.
Ruin it forever.

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Everyone's life is easier, yeah.
Because Rachel wanted them to

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know anyway.
So there you go,

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this.
Is due to underwhelming demand

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with Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
The podcast.

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Yeah.
It's sort of like when your team

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loses a playoff game in
overtime.

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What's that like, Foreman?
It sucks.

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It kind of sucks, doesn't?
It especially when the goal was

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scored by the son of one of the
players who used to be in the

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same series who kept beating the
same team.

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Hey.
By the time this podcast comes

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out, Foreman, it could be a
different story.

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We.
All it'll be just like it'll be

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a reverse sweep like the
Kitchener Rangers just did to

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start playing the London
Knights.

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They had to.
They were down by three and won

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four in a row.
Look, all right, Yeah, I.

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Even I know that because I did
my London Free Press podcast on

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that and I'm an athlete.
I'm as a leaf player now.

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Right, as a Leaf fan, not and,
and not a, you know, a long.

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I don't want to be one of those
long-suffering Leaf fans, but as

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a Leaf fan, I'm well aware that
there is a long way to go, even

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as we sit here so.
He is not easily fooled.

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No, not, not by this anyway.
Foreman, let's get to you.

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Foreman Got some office drama.
Foreman So this news.

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News segment gets.
Called.

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Office drama, Office drama, How
much drama?

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I mean, maybe there's some some
people going off and talking

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amongst themselves about the
incident.

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Oh, which the incident the.
Incident now I like.

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It sorry, how long have you been
working for?

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Like a week.
Yeah.

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Wow, OK.
And boy, let me tell you, if you

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like listening to dead air,
Country 104 is the station for

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you between 2:00 and 6:00 in the
afternoon.

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That bad?
Thing you did not have dead air,

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do you know that?
I yes I'm aware of that and it's

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getting better every day.
Although every day I seem to

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screw up different things
instead.

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Yeah, yeah.
Well, we, we made a point of

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your very first afternoon.
My wife in particular really

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wanted to hear you.
We, we heard a couple of your.

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I thought you did fine.
I didn't hear anything.

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I thought it was fine.
I I couldn't tell.

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So.
See, the audience doesn't know

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my.
Goodness, thank good.

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And my my new boss, the manager
I report to, said that she does

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not listen on the first day.
She's gives her first day.

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Oh good.
Oh, that's good.

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OK, good kind actually.
Yeah, and but even though I mean

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a crazy small world story that
turns out she used to babysit

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for Ashley's parents best
friends in the middle of nowhere

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Northern Ontario, where she grew
up.

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Oh wow.
Oh, that's funny.

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So you have a connection there
that's not that's kind of neat,

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yeah.
Not even a radio connection?

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That's cool.
No, not at all.

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Yeah.
All right.

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So there was this.
There was a first all staff

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meeting.
Oh an all staff meeting I.

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Was this the first time you met
everybody?

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Truly hated.
I hated all staff meetings.

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You hated all meetings?
I hated all meetings.

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Not even all.
I didn't matter who was there.

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Because an all staff meeting
means I got to say hi to people

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I don't even know.
OK, it wasn't.

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All staff.
It was, it was, it was

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announcers, hosts, other fellow
hosts on radio.

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Stations and there's a better.
I used to usually.

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The on air.
Staff, I usually knew who they

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were.
Oh, that's a lot of talking, I.

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Usually knew who the on air
staff was, yeah.

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But so there's four radio
stations, so there's a lot of

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people in this meeting.
And I wasn't really scheduled to

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late the night before, in my
defense, but I knew that it

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might be happening.
It wasn't for sure.

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So I arrived to the parking lot
beside the building 15 minutes

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before this meeting, right?
Perfect, perfect.

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I get out of the car, walk the
two blocks up the street from

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the parking lot to these
downtown London towers, right?

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And that said parking lot
requires you to pay, but you can

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do it on your phone.
So as I'm arriving to the radio

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station building, I'm pulling
out my phone and thinking, all

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right, I need to go through and
pay for my parking today, only

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to realize that that parking app
says the fee for that day will

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be $100.
What?

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Yeah. $100 to park downtown
London. $100.00 So the only

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reasonable thing you can do is
to turn around, walk back two

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blocks and go have a chat with
the parking attendant of.

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Course, Sure.
Was this your friend Lefty that

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you'd called and he's supposed
to set you up?

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Turns out it was.
Why is Lefty charging so much?

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He doesn't know and there's two
different QR codes you can scan

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at this parking lot.
Ones is $100 and ones is the

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daily rate of seven.
He doesn't know why while I'm

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there, why don't I just pay him
in cash and I'm good for the

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day?
Fine.

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So I have to have that whole
explanation, that whole

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discussion, wait for him to fill
out a little form.

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I have to go back over to where
my car is.

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And back to.
Now it's like, now it's all

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ready.
I have so many questions here.

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Meeting.
Time beginning beginning with

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what you know.
Why is he called Lefty?

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I don't know.
I hope he's right-handed.

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I don't want to go down that
road.

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I'll let you go back So, so
you're late so.

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That was 35 minutes late for
this meeting.

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You're late for the meeting as
the new guy.

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Yes, late for the all staff all
on air staff meeting as the new

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guy.
In person, it was like some

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people on Zoom.
It was like 95% in person.

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And then to walk into the
building where the radio

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stations are, I have to go by
the window to the boardroom

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where everyone is to get rid of
my stuff to then go back.

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And they're in the middle of
talking over yeah, on teams and

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whatever.
And they're all in there.

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And I'm saying sorry and I have
to explain this whole parking

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scenario to.
Everybody.

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So you walked in and see idiots.
I didn't want to pay $100 to

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park my car.
And they probably looked at you

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like, well, you don't have to.
Yeah.

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What are you talking about?
And like, the more you protest,

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like he doth protest too much,
because I feel like the more

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your story has an explanation,
the least likely it is to be

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true.
Yeah.

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No one wants to see the guy
coming late, and especially if

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he's got a roundabout.
Dumbass parking story.

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What doesn't know what the
Hell's going on?

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Like, there's no chance anyone
believed me.

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And when I arrived, Dad, insult
to injury, all chairs were

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taken.
So then I had to leave again to

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go find a chair from somewhere
else and roll it.

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In Foreman.
That's.

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Did anyone say anything to you
about that or was they just all

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let that go?
There's a lot of it was a lot of

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what I would have done if I were
already in there just.

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Right.
Basically not acknowledging and

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you know, just that slight.
Look away.

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Turn of the head, look away
like.

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This is.
New guy, don't know what he's

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doing.
Yeah, this is the guy we brought

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on.
Yeah, that.

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Guy.
You hired that dude.

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Bad for you?
Couple things for you.

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For me, no, that's not an
impressive way to begin.

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No, a couple things I need from
you in the future.

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It's it's imperative in future
episodes of this podcast that we

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find out why he's called Lefty.
We have to find.

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That, yes, we need to know why,
yeah.

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Well, I have to go back to him
to pay him cash for the for a

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monthly right now, at least to
him and I figured that one out.

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OK, well then, so you found him
in person?

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Was it the first time you'd seen
him in person?

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And he's, again, he's a very
distinctive voice.

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So his voice on the phone was
exactly the guy in the booth.

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OK.
Oh, I see.

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OK, Yeah.
Well, how many?

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Yeah, well, Lefty kind of.
Sounds like a whisper.

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Yeah.
Oh, it's a.

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Ground lefty operate parking
lots.

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Come on.
I mean.

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Well, I mean, that's either that
or a tow truck I feel like.

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Maybe a lot.
He could be.

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He could be operating a tow
truck.

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You're right, never thought of
that.

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But he can only either run a
parking lot or a tow truck.

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That's right.
Or the other.

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And that's his whole destiny.
Yeah.

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I don't know about that.
That's.

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It.
That's it.

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Yeah, that's.
It no, no, I think Lefty could

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be involved in all kinds of
things.

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I'm sorry, you know, like, have
you never watched Law and Order?

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And you think, well, I mean,
these are lefty?

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Was lefty was involved lefty?
Was there?

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I watched Breaking Bad, he might
be on that show too.

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I need to see a picture of
Lefty.

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I don't care if he shows.
Take a picture of.

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Tomorrow when you.
Go back and be like can I?

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Don't.
Why is that going to ruin the

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mystery of the whole thing?
I'm going to slowly drive by his

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boots and just say hello with my
phone.

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I.
Just I just feel there's some

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inherent danger in trying to
get.

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There's a picture of Lefty the
parking.

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Parking lot.
Guru, come on.

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Convert.
Maybe he's covert.

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He's underground.
Second thing you need to do for

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him and is find the back
entrance into that radio station

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and I know where it is because I
work.

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There there, but that there's
parking.

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Lot of the building.
There's one of the back

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entrances.
Beside the boardroom?

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Well, you gotta find a different
way in yes.

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Oh, the walk in entrance I see
element the.

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Parking way in, then you can
walk in and go.

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Oh, I thought it was at 10:15,
right?

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That's when I arrived.
Not on the hour, that's.

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Right.
Why would it start at 10?

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And then me and one of the
promotion guys both are going to

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the bathroom at the same time
and I get to the sink 1st and I

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jam up the paper towel machine
and left it.

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OK, you're.
You really are influencing

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people.
Well done.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast that, unlike a fine
wine, somehow doesn't get any

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better with age.
No, I've worked with you guys

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for a long time and I'm not
better.

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No.
So.

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I have nothing really to say
about that.

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I that's a.
Loaded a loaded commentary.

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Very much just, I'll just let
that hang there.

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I mean, I, I don't know what to
say about that.

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Someone's driving somebody's
game down anyway, Doesn't

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matter.
We are Dave Rachel of Foreman.

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It's time for headlines.
Foreman constantly sends me

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headlines.
Only someone was propping up

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this bit.
Yes, and entertains the crap out

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of me.
That's right because I send them

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over time as I see them on a
daily basis and I just send them

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blindly and I don't remember
what any of them are.

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I know there was 1 today though
that I sent that.

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I burst out laughing sitting at
my desk.

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I don't know whether I got that
after said just office meeting.

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Foreman, thank you for sending
me headlines.

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Thanks to anybody that sends
headlines, especially like these

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are real headlines.
I don't make them up.

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And people that send them to me
don't make them up.

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Thank you, Debbie Gandon for
sending me this one.

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Here we go.
Trump reverses Biden rule on

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shower heads that made it harder
to wash his quote, beautiful

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hair.
What?

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Headlines.
Shower heads.

453
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,480
Yeah, I think the president
believes that, that there's

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less.
There probably is, isn't there?

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I don't know.
Shower heads were made.

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Like low flow maybe?
Yeah, low flow.

457
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,680
I could.
Oh, I see.

458
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,320
Talking about well then just get
a Reg flow.

459
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,240
Yeah, Biden shower head I have.
To reverse the whole law.

460
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,400
You know a federal law?
No, I.

461
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,160
Don't know, isn't it?
I have no idea.

462
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,840
Thanks Debbie for sending that.
Here we go.

463
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,600
These are kind of a couple of
local headlines.

464
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,600
Well, driver hits light pole and
then still goes through Tim

465
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,040
Horton's drive through.
That's an actual headline.

466
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,520
Do what you got to do.
They haven't had their coffee

467
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,600
yet, obviously.
I need my coffee.

468
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,440
You need that I need otherwise
you can't go around hitting

469
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,520
light poles all day.
Just one learned your lesson.

470
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,560
There's a lot of headlines from
Guelph like when you look into

471
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,640
it.
Yeah, here's another one as a.

472
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,720
Rather like Norwich.
Here's another one.

473
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,320
Yeah, or what is it, Norfolk?
Norfolk, Norwich, whatever.

474
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,480
Driver tries to hide from police
under kitchen sink.

475
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,360
They must be teeny tiny.
Real headlines.

476
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,440
Look in the cabinet under your
sink.

477
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,280
Yeah, jam yourself in there.
That's not a huge space.

478
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,320
No, it's not a.
That's why.

479
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,080
That's why you would think no
one will look there.

480
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,440
Sure.
Yeah, that's fair.

481
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,560
Yeah, that OK.
Fair enough.

482
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,400
Turns out police police do look
no stone unturned.

483
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,600
Sure, Guelph Police.
That's right, absolutely.

484
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,280
Right Guelph Police Montreal man
ticketed after his parking spot

485
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,040
was turned into a bus stop.
That seems unfair.

486
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,440
Headlines.
Yes, it was overnight.

487
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,320
That is unfair it.
Is unfair.

488
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,800
His parking spot is now yes.
What a way to find out.

489
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,920
In the evening, not a bus stop.
Got up.

490
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,880
In the morning was a bus stop.
Got a ticket?

491
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,560
Yeah, what a Dick move by the
city.

492
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,080
Headlines from around the world
Church in England trying to

493
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:05,160
attract new converts by hosting
pro wrestling Wait work.

494
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,680
That's an actual headline.
OK.

495
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,920
Mike, I doubt it.
Fun fact, here's an offside

496
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,760
start.
Fun fact.

497
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,800
I once went to a local wrestling
match put on by the pastor of a

498
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,640
church.
Yes, and he was in fact one of

499
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,320
the wrestlers.
We didn't stay.

500
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,360
We need to.
We need to explore.

501
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,240
The other Yeah.
I think I would like to know

502
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,720
more about that.
Absolutely your your friend

503
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,880
Lefty the pastor, we would like
that.

504
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,520
I would like to learn more
about.

505
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,760
He didn't know the pastor, but
it was the whole it was a town

506
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,800
thing anyway, pretty.
Sure, his name was left.

507
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,240
So I essentially went to a
church wrestling match, OK.

508
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,280
Well, that makes the headline
less funny.

509
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,880
What I.
Thought that added to it.

510
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,000
Yeah, OK.
Thank you Forman there.

511
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,720
We go fake Maple syrup could
flood the US thanks to tariffs.

512
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,960
Oh.
Real headlines.

513
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,080
They're really in for it now.
That's too bad.

514
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,800
They're really in for it now.
That's really too bad.

515
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,120
Yeah, you got to have it down
there.

516
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,080
You need the real stuff.
Indonesian man follows Google

517
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:16,680
Maps directions and flies car
off unfinished bridge, somehow

518
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,360
escapes without serious injury.
Oh my God.

519
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,760
Headlines.
How didn't he die?

520
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,960
Well, apparently Google Maps is
a habit of not necessarily

521
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,480
knowing that bridges aren't
finished.

522
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,000
Why is it not the map if it's
not done?

523
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,040
Yeah, well, it's a new dealer.
It's just, it's not all.

524
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,080
There yet?
It's just not all there.

525
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,760
Google hasn't driven its little
car down that bridge yet.

526
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,840
Apparently not.
Yeah, but what about all the

527
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,040
pylons and shit?
You would think.

528
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,840
You would think, you would think
you'd see that.

529
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,760
It's clearly Google Maps's
fault.

530
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,680
Right.
Yeah, Memphis anti violence

531
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,480
meeting ends with one dead and
five injured.

532
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,080
That's not funny.
That's an actual headline.

533
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,440
That's not funny at all,
Foreman, why are you?

534
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,200
Laughing there's.
Nothing funny.

535
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,080
About that was.
That was really something.

536
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,880
Something ironic about it, but
I.

537
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,720
Don't know how, right?
That's not not really a knee

538
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,200
slapper, you know what I mean?
Very unfortunate.

539
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,040
Yeah, it is unfortunate, Nevada,
man.

540
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,680
Or is it Nevada, Nevada.
Nevada?

541
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,680
Tomato.
Tomato.

542
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,720
Nevada whatever.
David been arrested with seven

543
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,600
emotional support tigers.
Wow, wow.

544
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Real headlines.
You can have 5:00, but you can't

545
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,480
have 7.
We draw.

546
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,800
We have our limits here.
Nevada has a limit on how many

547
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,400
emotions affect.
Yeah, there's always a tipping

548
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,120
point.
It's just it's sometimes hard to

549
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,200
find out.
Well, with that in mind, here's

550
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,720
the headline.
Here's our next headline.

551
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,720
Angry woman escorted off flight
after her card was declined for

552
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,920
Pringles headlines.
Well, listen.

553
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,960
Everybody.
Know how much everybody left?

554
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,120
Their line.
Am I right?

555
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,880
Everybody's got their line.
Yeah.

556
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,880
You can't have your Pringles.
David.

557
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,920
David.
David what?

558
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,400
Daveed.
Daveed generally.

559
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,000
You'd be angry too.
Here's the thing for the For her

560
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,600
next flight, if she's ever
allowed on a flight ever again,

561
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,360
buy a couple of cans of Pringles
and just stick them in.

562
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,440
Your I actually do take Pringles
on flights because they don't

563
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,360
get crushed in the backpacks.
Yes, so I do man.

564
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,280
Man requires medical attention
after getting girlfriend's hand

565
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,320
stuck in his mouth.
That's an actual headline.

566
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,680
I don't want to know.
I'm just glad you said this,

567
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,000
Natalie.
I don't want to ask questions.

568
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,240
I have no questions for that.
I just want to let that one go.

569
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600
I think that just she.
Couldn't let that.

570
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,600
Back out.
Just don't ask questions.

571
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,960
Rachel.
No toddler accidentally eats

572
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,560
cremated grandpa's actions.
Real headlines I saw.

573
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,080
A video of that there's a TikTok
video video there is a viral yes

574
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,360
ohh yes and it's well.
Now, now it's not funny.

575
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,320
Not it's.
Not like.

576
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,760
It's not as funny now a couple
caught having sex in public pool

577
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,560
demand cell phones of onlookers.
I don't think that's.

578
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,720
No.
I don't think so.

579
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,000
No, you tell.
This backs up to the cloud.

580
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,000
That's.
Right, I'm backing that up just.

581
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,680
Hold on there a minute.
That's right, man arrest.

582
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,360
Man arrested after entering
restaurant naked and flexing his

583
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,480
muscles aggressively.
That's an actual headline.

584
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,160
I don't think I need to ask
anything more.

585
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,560
I think we've a picture has been
painted.

586
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,960
That's all you need there.
I don't think you need.

587
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,920
What did he look?
Like you don't need anymore,

588
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,560
Rachel.
You really don't need any more

589
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,720
than that.
Stop asking.

590
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,280
Let's go to Florida, shall we?
Oh, I thought that was in

591
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,920
Florida.
No, it sounded very Florida to

592
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,480
me.
OK.

593
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,000
Could have been Florida, but it
wasn't.

594
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,800
It's wealth could have been
wealth.

595
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Yes it could.
Have been wealth Florida woman

596
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,360
holds two boys at gunpoint for
fishing near her house.

597
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,640
My God.
Real headlines.

598
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,480
This is why Americans can't have
guns.

599
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,840
This is why.
Calm down, they're boys.

600
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,600
That's supposed to make you
titter a bit, not go my golf.

601
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,760
Well, Florida man, a Florida
woman.

602
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,440
Sorry.
Florida woman arrested for

603
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,680
selling human remains on
Facebook Marketplace.

604
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,120
Oh my God.
Headlines.

605
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,120
What is that frowned upon in
Florida?

606
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,720
Come on.
It's at least in poor taste.

607
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,440
Just ask that toddler.
Wow.

608
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:33,400
Yeah, yes, OK, Florida, but I'm.
You're making the face of that

609
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,600
dog the meme that used to have.
What I'm gesturing in my mind.

610
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,400
GIF of the dog that.
You always said that Husky is

611
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,960
your best.
That's forward space right now.

612
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,240
Florida man.
It's Jeff, by the way.

613
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,800
You know.
What?

614
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,320
I had a conversation with my
kids about that on the weekend.

615
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Is it GIF or GIF?
GIF.

616
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,080
I think it's GIF.
No, Jeff.

617
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,720
It was cheating, Jeff.
I'm sorry you choose, Jeff.

618
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,160
Florida man arrested for wanting
to fight Trump naked to the

619
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,400
death.
That's an actual headline.

620
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,840
So they're both naked?
Yeah.

621
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040
I guess an all out.
You just I don't.

622
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,560
Know you're just like a duel
like you're.

623
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,640
Just man.
What?

624
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,680
Yeah, you just want a Game of
Thrones duel, but naked

625
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,840
apparently.
Yeah, whatever, Why?

626
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,360
Let's move on. 11 year old
Florida boy training to become

627
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,880
Florida Man arrested after 2
failed carjacking attempts.

628
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,640
There's just funny about that
headline.

629
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280
He is training to become a
Florida man, right?

630
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040
Real headlines.
Just something funny, but.

631
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,240
You're missing one.
You're not a man 2.

632
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,160
You're not drunk 3.
Not naked well.

633
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,480
Or you already?
Have an alligator but you.

634
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,200
Did get caught?
You got caught.

635
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,480
Yeah, you didn't get caught,
Florida Man in only Here we go

636
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,640
in only his underwear.
Just.

637
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,680
Underpants.
Sorry, Underpants destroys

638
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,040
merchandise kiosk at Disney
World.

639
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,840
Headlines.
That's.

640
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,440
Mean.
That's something you don't see.

641
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,440
No, it's Florida Indies.
Yeah, well, yeah.

642
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,960
Yeah.
Usually outside the gates of

643
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,720
Disney, but still.
Usually not inside Florida man

644
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,960
charged after pooping out stolen
diamond earrings.

645
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,320
Oh yeah.
That's an actual headline.

646
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,600
Yeah.
Right.

647
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,120
Well, at least they came out.
Oh, here's another story for

648
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,240
you.
My dog ate a googly eye and I've

649
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,840
not found that yet, so.
Rent a metal detector and I'm

650
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,520
not bend your whole backyard.
Range.

651
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,680
You want to go digging?
Maybe I would.

652
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,880
See it but I have a.
Smiling, the googly eyes

653
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,760
staring.
At you just.

654
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,040
When?
I'm looking back.

655
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,960
Florida man arrested for renting
out home he didn't own.

656
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,560
Yeah, Oh.
Real.

657
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,560
Headlines.
That was a nice try.

658
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,200
That's.
That's elaborate.

659
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,920
No, no, that's there's there's
something to be said for that.

660
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,320
Sure it.
Was a good try.

661
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,240
Stay with me on this one.
This is a little long.

662
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,720
Florida man steals cyber truck
he took on test drive.

663
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,680
The dealership found and
repossessed the cyber truck.

664
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,200
Florida Man is then arrested
after returning to the

665
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,960
dealership to retrieve items he
left in the cyber truck.

666
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,520
Oh.
Headlines.

667
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,520
OK.
Stole it?

668
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,840
Yeah, they got it back.
They found it.

669
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,800
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I left my things.

670
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,560
That's right.
Hey, hold on, I have a few.

671
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,640
Hey, I have a few things in
there.

672
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,240
Florida woman accused of conch
bonking.

673
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,920
What's that mean?
That's an actual headline.

674
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,680
Did you know what a conch?
IS conch shells.

675
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,320
Yeah.
I'm bonking.

676
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,960
You're hitting them.
And you're not supposed to bonk

677
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,400
conscious.
You're not.

678
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,000
They're pointy.
Sharp.

679
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,280
Don't you hit the?
Top.

680
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Sort of.
Like the other, even the state

681
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,960
of Florida frowns on conch
bonking.

682
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,120
OK.
Things you're talking about

683
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,160
playing them like bongos and not
what they're.

684
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:07,880
Obviously.
Oh, there it goes.

685
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,320
There she goes.
OK, one more a drunk Florida man

686
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,960
wearing pink wig, fake boobs and
a pink thong arrested at

687
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,240
Applebee's for causing a
disturbance.

688
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,520
Real headlines.
But what was he doing?

689
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,760
Applebee's at Applebee's.
Thought he didn't work there?

690
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,200
That's right.
That's Friday.

691
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,440
Night, Yeah. 799 steak,
motherfucker.

692
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,560
This is due to underwhelming
demand, the podcast with Dave,

693
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,040
Rachel inform.
And this is the point in the

694
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,240
podcast where we bank for
sponsors.

695
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,160
It's also the point in the
podcast where we read your

696
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,120
correspondence, so hang in while
we beg for sponsors.

697
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,159
Yeah, 'cause you don't want to
miss this.

698
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,000
I got another e-mail from
Foreman's mom.

699
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,920
Oh yeah, you would have missed
that.

700
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,760
OK.
All right.

701
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,840
Hang on for that, go to our
website underwhelming.ca.

702
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,920
There's many ways where you can
find out about sponsorship or

703
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,239
buying us a a coffee or whatever
you need to do because we need

704
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,960
to keep the the podcast live and
in order to keep doing this

705
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,040
podcast, it costs us a little
bit of money.

706
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,480
So anyhow you can give us would
be great.

707
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,000
We appreciate it.
Dave rachelforeman@gmail.com.

708
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,400
Or underwhelming.ca, yeah.
I wanted to shout out a few

709
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,600
people who have welcomed me to
the new radio station.

710
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,159
In this last week we have left
some very which one country 104

711
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,239
which is?
Turns out the slogan is actually

712
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,880
number one for new country, not
number one for country hits

713
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,800
anymore, no.
All right.

714
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,920
OK, yeah, still still.
Right, you've got to make one.

715
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,280
Still learning?
Still have keywords?

716
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,360
Every weekday at 8:10 noon, two
and four to see Kenny Chesney at

717
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,920
the Spear in Vegas.
OK, great.

718
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:06,600
Yeah.
Am I allowed to win that?

719
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,920
Did you find out?
I did not find out, but knock

720
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,880
yourself out.
I'm not in charge of picking the

721
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,080
winner, so try why not?
OK, I think they'll recognize

722
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,480
me.
But thank you to and several

723
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,520
people who left messages that
knew us and we're happy that at

724
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,240
least one of us was back there.
Like Wendy, who said, Congrats,

725
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,680
Foreman, it was great to see you
back.

726
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,400
Jessica said.
I look forward to listening in

727
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,360
as I also follow your podcast
with Dave and Rachel.

728
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,560
Welcome back to Country Radio.
Thank you.

729
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,720
Thank.
You very much.

730
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,400
Madison said.
My jaw dropped when I saw this

731
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,680
you in your trio where my go to
radio station in the mornings

732
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,080
when I lived in London.
The show was never the same, but

733
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,400
we welcome you back and it's so
we're so happy to have you here

734
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,960
so.
That's nice, Very good.

735
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,800
Very.
Good.

736
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Absolutely.
And this one is a test.

737
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,600
This is a test.
To see the lengths that David

738
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,720
will go to when he wrote this is
exciting.

739
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,840
I used to listen to Foreman on
the radio when he was on Hot

740
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,680
Country One.
O35I live streamed his show here

741
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,600
in Australia.
What?

742
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,640
Then he just disappeared.
So great to hear he's back on

743
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,800
the radio now.
I can listen to him on Country

744
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,560
One O 4 depending on the time
difference between Australia and

745
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Canada and live stream.
But will he find us here?

746
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,680
That's the question for David.
OK, so he's all right, David.

747
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,240
We have a podcast you can listen
to any time of day.

748
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,160
He's a foreman guy.
He's a foreman guy.

749
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,640
Anything about Dave and Rachel?
Just you, Foreman.

750
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,840
Well, that's what I'm trying to
see if he'll he's finding out.

751
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,760
OK, really.
Apparently follows you

752
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,200
everywhere except for the you
know, that 15 year period where

753
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,800
we worked at that other radio.
Station.

754
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,400
And that station I, I worked in
between country 104 and Hot

755
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,640
Country 103.5 over in Woodstock,
yeah.

756
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,040
Exactly.
Right, Right.

757
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,440
OK.
I have a couple of things.

758
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,600
I have one from Sherry who says,
I am so happy to hear Foreman's

759
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,720
going to be back on a country
radio station.

760
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200
I guess I'm switching stations.
Finally.

761
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,640
I look forward to your podcast
every week.

762
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,000
Keep bringing on the lab.
Thank you, Sherry.

763
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:13,840
Thank you.
Thank you.

764
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:18,680
That's so nice, I have one from
Adam who says.

765
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,320
I don't know how it has taken me
so long to stumble on this

766
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,600
podcast, but I am hooked.
Walking the dog, running drives

767
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,600
to work.
Anytime I can catch up on an

768
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,680
episode I'll do it.
You've quickly become a staple

769
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,600
and I'm pumped to have so many
episodes to catch up on.

770
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,160
Rachel, your recent tales of
hockey adventures have had me in

771
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,320
stitches, resulting in many be a
judgmental stare from the

772
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,880
cutthroat teens in the
neighborhood as they pass me on

773
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,040
their E bikes.
Speaking briefly of teens and

774
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,080
their E bikes, I feel like they
look like a biker gang, but all

775
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,960
I can picture is my grandma on
her mobility device Scooter.

776
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,080
You guys are great.
Thank you and keep them coming.

777
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,080
Well, thank you very much.
I'm glad you found us.

778
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,400
I'm glad you found us.
That's amazing.

779
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:11,360
Dave Powery, who listens to us
and all the time he says so.

780
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,480
Was the rabbit suit the final
straw at at Heart FM?

781
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,520
Well, the rabbit suit was the
final straw for you at Heart FM.

782
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,320
Congratulations, Foreman, on the
new gig at Country One O 4.

783
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,640
Yes, I had secretly hoped that
maybe I would be able to escape

784
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,040
there without wearing that cock
costume, but but I did not.

785
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,400
You didn't and turns out in
other messages from Dave Powery

786
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:36,040
that he works at Mikes Electric
in Woodstock, which is one of

787
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,320
the workplaces I visited while
wearing the rabbit suit.

788
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,600
But he wasn't there that day.
I didn't and I didn't know that

789
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,160
and he obviously wasn't there.
So just missed you, Dave, just.

790
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,320
Missed you Dave, too.
Bad.

791
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,480
That's too bad, Joanne says.
Lol Oh Foreman, your voice was

792
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,240
the highest pitched I have ever
heard in that podcast about your

793
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,600
daughter's crappy lunch.
So funny.

794
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,960
It wasn't funny, it was a good
luck.

795
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,080
According to your daughter, it
was very bad.

796
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,200
And by the way, country one O 4
has been my preferred country

797
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,760
station since the three of you
left.

798
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,880
The other London unmentioned
one.

799
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,200
Congratulations.
Thank you, Joanne.

800
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,120
Thank you.
I hope.

801
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,520
Yeah, I hope.
Thank you for listening.

802
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,440
I hope everyone listens to
Foreman.

803
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,280
He does a great show.
So there you go. 2:00 to 6:00

804
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,520
every day, right?
Two to six.

805
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,120
Six.
Yeah.

806
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,480
OK.
And now the moment we've all

807
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,480
been waiting for.
Drum roll please.

808
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,640
We're at a time.
An e-mail from Foreman's mom.

809
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,920
Dear Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
Get ready.

810
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,040
Buckle up.
OK, is.

811
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,400
This a long one.
Yeah, it's long and it's worth

812
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,120
it.
I promise.

813
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,160
This is titled the Frozen Breast
Milk Saga.

814
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,200
Dear Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
the 40 year old frozen breast

815
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,920
Milk Saga has had its milk run
and all good things must come to

816
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,360
an end.
There is no point in crying over

817
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,440
frozen milk.
Why would anyone knowingly keep

818
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,240
breast milk in their freezer for
so long, you may ask?

819
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:05,720
Yes, I have been asking that.
We had a 1959 chest freezer that

820
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,680
survived the move to our home
that was built the same year

821
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,520
Foreman was born.
His name wasn't Foreman back

822
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,640
then being it.
Isn't now, but yeah.

823
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,040
Well, it is to me being a
typical mom.

824
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,920
I froze breast milk in case I
was needed by a babysitter.

825
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,680
Foreman was a colicky baby.
I can't imagine and could eat

826
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,160
nothing other than breast milk
until he was 11 months old,

827
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,720
which meant he was an early
talker given his muscular cheeks

828
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,720
an asset in his broadcasting
career.

829
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,200
Your mom is hilarious for her
and I love her.

830
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,400
The 1959 freezer had quite a
permanent thick rim of frost

831
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,440
around the top as it was not the
self defrosting variety and it

832
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,160
was a chest freezer so things
got buried in the bottom.

833
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,640
In 2013, thanks to a government
incentive program to round up

834
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,720
and replace inefficient
freezers, we replaced the still

835
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:05,040
working 54 year old chest
freezer with an upright Energy

836
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,880
Star compliant freezer.
The frozen best milk was

837
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,840
discovered in the bottom and I
couldn't bring myself to discard

838
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,800
it along with other ancient
frozen items Forman has so

839
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:21,520
publicly described.
I've only had So you've found

840
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,480
it.
No, it's not.

841
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,560
Your turn.
It was.

842
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,520
It's your.
Turn.

843
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,240
And still moved it to a new
freezer anyway.

844
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,680
Yes, my excuse for keeping it
was that perhaps one day a

845
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,760
bioengineering student may be
interested in studying the

846
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:41,480
content of the breast milk for
contaminants that make for

847
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,760
contaminants that may have been
in the environment in 198085.

848
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,440
For example, the forever PFAS
plastics.

849
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,800
PFAS, I don't know.
So it still sits in my freezer

850
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,840
in a Playtex nurser bottle after
all this in a Playtex nurser

851
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,680
bottle, I think.
I'm not sure as I haven't laid

852
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,760
eyes on it for a long time.
It's a part of my legacy that my

853
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,800
kids will have to deal with when
I'm gone.

854
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,600
At least it's not a frozen
placenta or a frozen family pet

855
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,640
cat dog.
No, it is not.

856
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,280
No, it is not.
Please see the attached photos

857
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,960
of a chubby cheeked one year old
foreman and his dad.

858
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,440
He said photos of you, which I'm
definitely posting.

859
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,080
Oh yeah, they're pretty funny.
They are funny.

860
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,320
She said of the other.
She says there's other photos of

861
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,680
the highly paid Intel agent who
gave Foreman the story.

862
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,120
The one photo shows the full on
freckleface of the now mother of

863
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,800
two teenagers and the other
photo shows the perp in

864
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,160
undercover attire.
I know who you are.

865
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,240
Expect payback in the near
future.

866
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,280
I also know.
Pissed.

867
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,680
Fed you the Intel in the 1st
place.

868
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,680
You will not be spared.
Love Foreman's mom.

869
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,080
She is.
Just my full day.

870
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,040
Absolutely the best.
My entire day.

871
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,840
That's that's just amazing.
Yes, that's amazing.

872
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,040
She's a great writer.
She saved that breast milk to

873
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,960
find, I think, to find out what
the hell is wrong with you.

874
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,720
Yeah, just get it analyzed and
find out why he is the way he

875
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,800
is.
That's what it is.

876
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,920
Yeah, get it analyzed, you know,
1.

877
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:19,400
Picture, just for the record
here of myself and my two

878
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,280
sisters, obviously at the Sears
Portrait Studio.

879
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,880
Yes.
Your cheeks all.

880
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,480
Three of us have puffy red
cheeks.

881
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,360
You're all of us.
You have the biggest chubby

882
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,160
cheeks that are just so
pinchable.

883
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,440
I was told I was teething.
He's got the the.

884
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,160
This is, his mom explained.
He's got the muscular, he's got

885
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,800
muscular.
Jewels, Yeah, muscular jewels.

886
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,720
Yeah, this is I'm I'm posting
all these photos so you're.

887
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,400
Well, dressed like I'm ready to
go to a cocktail party on a

888
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:54,480
yacht.
I feel like you're wearing a

889
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,440
Lacoste polo.
I think that's the little Gator.

890
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,560
I think so.
That's a fancy baby.

891
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,600
That's the best.
That's the best.

892
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,200
You're saving money on formula.
You can buy fancy clothes.

893
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,880
OK, pictures will be posted.
Thanks Forman.

894
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,640
Your mom's the best.
I love her.

895
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,480
Thank you, Kathy.