March 31, 2025
That's an M.F. - Powered by Calves for a Cause! (Ep. 118)
(4:22) - Can a gesture come WITHOUT strings attached?
(11:21) - GOOD IDEA/BAD IDEA: sweatpant jeans & croc-infested rowing!
(21:53) - Rachel's do's and don't of children's birthday parties
(31:58) - YOUR comments & voice memos!
Calves for a Cause is back at the Canadian Dairy XPO in Stratford April 2nd - an annual charity sale raising funds for the Children's Health Foundation.
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CTV does a story though of the
Jelly Roll gave that girl a car
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and.
Right, I didn't see.
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That oh, it's cool.
So I saw that girl.
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I'm part of this group called
100 Women who Care now.
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So we give $100 four times a
year and and so she's from 519
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Pursuit, which has been
following us for years.
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What you are seeing play out is
the compassionate response of
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Michelle Boiseno of 519 Pursuit.
And they're like a grassroots
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organization.
They help homeless people. 519
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Pursuit helped her, and so now
she works for them.
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So she spoke, and people were
crying.
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Well, blindfolded for the
surprise, Michelle told the star
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her story.
Well Jelly.
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I'll have three years sober
April 25th.
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I was a hardcore intravenous
crystal meth user.
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Touched Jelly Roll, who's
battled his own addictions,
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presented Michelle with the keys
to a car.
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Nobody more deserving than her.
I think after hearing her speak
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for 5 minutes she was amazing.
If you could stand in front of
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yourself at your darkest moment
and say this day is coming, what
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do you think that would mean to
that person?
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I would mean everything, right?
Just to be able to tell myself
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to like, hold on, that it's
going to get better, that you
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know you're loved and one day
you're going to love yourself.
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Hey, this is due to
underwhelming demand.
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It's the podcast that can now
officially officially confirm
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March 2025.
Came in like a bit of a Dick and
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went out like a real douchebag,
yeah.
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I mean, a Dick, yeah.
Yeah.
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Well, March.
And by the way, it's very rare
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for it to do that.
You don't often hear, you know,
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that's why Lion lamb.
You don't hear Douchebag.
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Dick.
Douchebag.
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Yeah, you don't hear that very
often.
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Usually.
Not usually.
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We're we're day Rachel.
Look for him and on the podcast
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today.
Can a spontaneous gesture from
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your partner come with no
strings attached?
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Can't wait for him.
And that'll be fun.
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Yeah, well, Rachel's got the
do's and don'ts of a birthday
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party.
Kids birthday party.
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Yeah, kids.
Does that include murder
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mysteries?
I would assume.
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I would assume.
You'll find out does.
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It include any do's at all,
yeah.
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And how about some good idea?
Bad idea?
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Haven't done that in a while.
Look at that.
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That's coming up on the podcast
too.
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But right now, hey, hats off to
our sponsor Cabs for A cause.
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Good idea to get a calf at the
sale at the Canadian Dairy Expo
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at the time of this release
tomorrow night.
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There you go.
April 2nd April 2nd is the live
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sale 7:00 in the We Cover Cow
Coliseum in Stratford at the
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Canadian Dairy Expo or online at
dlms.ca if you want to check
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that out.
The live sale is April 2nd.
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The frozen genetic sale you got
one more day that closes April
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3rd.
That's online at Farmgate timed
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auctions if you want to check
that out there till April 3rd.
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I know this comes out April
first so.
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The genetics sale is on right
now, well, at 9:00 AM today on
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the 1st, right?
Yeah, and then closes on the
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3rd.
So you can check out the frozen
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genetics index.
The semen lots have been posted.
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Well, I've been waiting.
I had no idea the sailors were
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in town.
Well, a great sailors.
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Yes, that's.
Late week at the Dairy Expo.
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Late.
Week at the Canadian Dairy Expo.
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That's what they should call it.
Yeah, OK.
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Great.
Have we mentioned this is a
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fundraiser for a Children's
Hospital?
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It is what it is, yes, I'm
pretty sure how perfect is that
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they get.
Tired of all the semen jokes?
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You know they do, yes,
Children's Hospital, they've
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raised, Daryl and Sarah Marcus
have raised with Cavs for a cost
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over $150,000, not including
this year.
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So this year, of course, we'll
put them well over that.
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I'm sure for Children's Hospital
here at London Health Sciences
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Center, which is an amazing
hospital.
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We know how much great work they
do.
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So Congrats to the Cavs for A
cause for raising all this
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money.
And you know, if you're in the
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market for a calf or a pre calf,
check out Cavs for A cause.
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OK, a pre calf OK.
Yeah.
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It's amazing, an amazing gesture
for the entire dairy industry to
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get behind this.
Of course, yeah.
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With a gesture from your partner
without strings attached.
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You almost took me by surprise
by that one with that one.
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Good for you.
Yeah, very well.
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Done.
Very clever.
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Well done so.
Imagine your significant other
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does a spontaneous gesture just
for you, out of the blue.
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You weren't expecting it.
It doesn't happen often, and
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could it ever possibly be just
the gesture or is there always
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an ulterior motive?
No strings, there's.
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Always something that comes with
it.
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I don't think I can answer that
for you.
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I can't answer that for you and
your and your partner.
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Well, I don't know exact.
I would have to know the
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spontaneous gesture first.
If my husband did a spontaneous
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gesture for me, there would be
no strings attached at that
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moment until he wanted to throw
it in my face later for whatever
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dumb thing I did.
He would do that to you.
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Yeah, because in our house I'm
the dad and he's the mom.
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So we have very role reversal
marriage here.
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Gosh, Dave, Can you imagine
hanging on to something to throw
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it in her face later?
You Can you imagine if that was
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a world without?
Response.
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It doesn't.
It doesn't work anywhere.
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Absolutely it doesn't work.
No, like it doesn't work.
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I don't know.
It works for him, but anyway.
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You could hang on.
She said something the other
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night to me before we went to
bed and I went really.
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Really.
You're blaming me for that?
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No, I go to.
Me to clarify, Jana.
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No, no.
Yeah, I think it over in bed
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anyway.
And so we're in the car the next
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day.
And I said, well, you know what
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you said to me last night?
No, just bring that.
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And she was like, no, I don't
remember saying that.
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I'm like, OK, fine.
Why did I hang on to that?
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What's the point?
There's no point.
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No point.
Look, and I don't want to get
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myself in trouble by saying all
this in the first place.
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OK, she doesn't listen anyway,
right?
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Oh, OK.
Well, I love you so much, I
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would assume.
We love you.
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I would assume you're already in
trouble, as we get it.
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You brought this up.
You're already in trouble.
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It's your fault.
She's.
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Listening.
To this, I'm assuming this is
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only my inner thoughts, my inner
suspicions coming out, which
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should never come out, and I
know better.
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But you got a podcast to do and
you need content, so here we
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are.
So it's her fault for Out of the
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Blue, very nicely, very
spontaneously, very generously
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making me a sandwich for lunch
to bring to work.
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Wow.
Isn't that?
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Lovely, yes.
So, OK, this is something that
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absolutely almost it never
happens.
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No.
Okay, no, because Dave I think
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had his lunch packed for him,
didn't you?
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Yeah, we don't.
We don't pack each others
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lunches at our house either.
Well, yeah, but when we say that
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it was a pack, it was carrots,
celery and some almonds.
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It wasn't.
Washed.
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Cut.
Peeled.
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I didn't do that.
I would say that yes, I didn't
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do that.
I didn't do that.
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You didn't do that.
Thought of every day, anyway.
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No.
Oh my God.
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It must be nice.
It must.
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Be nice.
He never did.
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He never did.
It was made for you.
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Put in a bag for me.
She would put it in a bag on
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Sunday there would be 5 bags and
I'd throw it in my lunch every
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day.
I don't know.
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OK, yes, but I was I never
considered.
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I'm with you for a minute, but
we don't make each other's
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lunches.
That's it's you're an adult,
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make your own goddamn lunch.
If you don't, if you don't eat
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lunch, don't eat lunch today.
I don't have.
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Friends who are floored that
Jeremy even does everything he
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does at home.
You know, like he packs kids
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lunches, he makes dinner.
He like they're Lord that he
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does that.
Sometimes there will be a
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provision, a provision from
dinner.
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Do you want this tomorrow for
lunch?
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And so it will be put on a plate
for me to look, you know, it's
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just a leftover, but for the
most part.
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On a plate, even.
Wow, she yeah, she takes one of
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the plates from dinner.
And then packs it up.
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And just puts is it?
And up or do you have to do the
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packing up?
No.
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Well, I might.
I might do the.
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Packing just Saran wrap in the
fridge.
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Yeah, it just depends on who's
doing what side of the cleanup.
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Right, OK.
Yeah, that's how that.
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Works anyway foreman have have
at.
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It, I mean, Ashley don't have to
make lunch because most of the
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time she's working from home so
she can make it at lunchtime
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from the fridge at the time
you're going to eat.
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Right.
Yes, same.
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But yeah, normally I'll just
grab whatever and make myself a
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lunch.
So this was spontaneous.
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Very much welcome, very much
appreciated, that's for sure.
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But can't help shake the feeling
that there's like a series of
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small tasks waiting for me at
some point.
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Because you're.
Making dinner for the next three
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nights, I can answer.
That question for you in your
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particular case, since it almost
never happens, then absolutely.
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There are things in that.
Now she may have done it for you
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because she just loves you.
She can't get enough of you,
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but.
Boy do I ever love her and can't
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get enough of that.
Exactly.
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But I believe I do believe that
literally never happens.
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There may be a string or two
attached.
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Am I right?
No, I think she probably just,
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she was making sandwiches for
the kids, maybe for layer
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lunches and thought that is what
happened and make a third, you
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know?
But it was involved, there was
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little.
Foreman will enjoy this.
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I would need to do sandwich.
Foreman.
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Put some lettuce and a tomato on
there.
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There's a lot of ingredient.
Next time he screws up I will
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bring this up and throw it in
his face.
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She doesn't need anymore
ammunition.
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She's gone.
So why are?
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We even just known you for a
long time.
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I can confirm there are endless
amounts of things you can find.
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I don't even know why we're
talking about this.
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Because this conversation is yet
another Pull it in her chamber.
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Now you're.
You are right.
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You are actually screwed now.
You are.
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Watch out.
This is due to underwhelming
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demand.
It's a podcast.
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The podcast That may seem like
an April Fools stroke, but
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sorry, it's not It's.
We're still here.
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Surprise, it's April Fools.
Here we are a new episode.
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It's.
The real deal.
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Whether you like it or not.
We haven't done this for a while
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and I I feel like I have a
couple of things that I would
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like to bring forward.
So it's time for a good idea,
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bad idea.
It's time for another good idea,
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bad idea.
It's been a while since we've
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done this, OK?
Too, too long.
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Yes.
Well, I don't remember when we
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did.
This last well, when you're on
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the radio every day, you're
constantly looking for you'll
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take any.
If you have a bit called good
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idea, bad idea, you'll throw
anything in.
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There.
Sure.
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Yeah.
You know, like, we better find
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something to do.
Yeah.
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But now we're, you know, we're a
little bit more picky.
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So I came across a couple of
things.
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know what to do with them, I
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thought, well, it must be time
for good.
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Bad idea.
That's what we'll do with it,
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that's what.
That segment is for and if
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there's anything that comes up
in your life, by the way, you
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could always give us some ideas.
What have you seen that just
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blows your mind?
You.
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Have to get us is it or isn't it
a good or a bad idea?
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In your life, if there's a
situation, is this situation a
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good or a bad should I do this
or not?
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We're happy to give you all of
our very strong opinions about
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what we think you should do of.
Course, of course, yeah.
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All right.
So there's an emerging trend of
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people apparently and I, I am
not aware that I've seen anybody
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wearing these, but how would I
know wearing sweatpant jeans?
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And if you haven't seen.
Sweatpant jeans.
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Sweatpant jeans, certainly.
Google it and you will see what
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I'm talking about.
They are literally sweatpants
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that are made to look like denim
jeans.
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But they're sweat pant material.
Yeah, they have a tie at the
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like, they have a tie at the top
and they're I think the trend
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now is for baggier jeans anyway.
They're probably short,
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whatever, they're faded, but
they do.
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If you Google it Sweat Pant
Jeans, you'll get an idea of
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what I'm talking about.
They do because I'm thinking
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I've got pretty stretchy jeans.
I mean they are technically
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jeans maybe ish but they're
quite.
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I mean this.
Is not like what I'm looking at.
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This is pure sweat pour material
jeans with a denim wash to them
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I guess.
Yeah, but if you were wearing
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something that covers, you know?
The ones I'm looking at actually
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look like real jeans.
Yeah, they can't be, are they?
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But if you cover the
drawstrings, then you've got.
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Once you look at the drawstring,
you know that they're
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sweatpants.
Here's French Terry baggy jeans
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from the Gap.
OK, let's see.
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So they're calling them French
Terry Baggy.
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Jeans, Terry, just.
Sweatpants, folks.
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That's it.
There's sweatpants.
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Yeah, there's sweatpants.
The seams.
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Seams like jeans and the pockets
like jeans.
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Yes, you know what?
I kind of like them actually.
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I've taught you more.
Good idea, yeah.
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Look, I don't hate them.
Foreman's right.
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We've been already making
sweatpant jeans for like 10
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years.
Yeah, they're stretchy.
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Somewhere along the line, all
the Jean manufacturers went.
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Well, you know, what we should
do is we should make people a
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little bit more comfortable
because people are, you know,
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always saying, well, my jeans
aren't that comfortable, no
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tight or whatever.
And the reason they're tight is
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because, well, I've gotten a
little bigger and all.
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I think people just aren't
wearing jeans.
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After COVID, I think everybody
got used to wearing comfy
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clothes and I think fewer people
are wearing jeans.
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I haven't stopped but OK.
Well, you haven't.
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Stopped because you never you
never even understood the
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concept of hard pants.
No, I didn't understand that
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your.
Lounge around the house.
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Wear is stiff actual jeans.
Yeah, I like.
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Jeans.
I think this just never made
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sense.
Bad idea.
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I did that as a teenager.
I wore jeans all the time, like
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laying around the house all the
time.
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Now I'm in leggings.
I'm in like joggers.
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I you know, so I would go for.
These I'm pants.
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Look, no offense, I would go.
I'm in the wall.
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Sweatpants, but they look nice.
I believe this and and you know,
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you can get angry with me if you
want, but I believe that once
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you've reached the stage where
sweatpants are your, where
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you're now wearing and we have
reached that stage because kids
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are wearing.
Sweat.
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They're cool.
Everywhere.
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Yeah.
So once we start wearing
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sweatpants everywhere, we've
just basically given up.
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Yeah.
I don't know.
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The styles will change, I think,
but yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be
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wearing them out.
And I feel like if you've never
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seen the movie, I always bring
this up and I I don't know if
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you guys have ever seen Wally.
No, the Disney movie.
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Have you seen not?
Wally parts of it.
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Yeah, The only reason that
they're styled to look like
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jeans is because people still
have some sense of, like, self
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respect, that they want to
appear as though they're wearing
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normal clothes.
We still have that shred left.
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We haven't lost it yet.
Yeah.
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Maybe.
So I think we're just at a
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magical time where utility and
fashion are converging to give
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us sweatpant jeans, and it's a
win win.
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Good idea.
OK, but do.
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You not see believe that you.
Not see us taking the direction
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of Wally where we all just sit
in chairs and don't get up.
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Is that what happens in Walling?
Oh yeah, Humans turn into blobs.
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They don't get up.
The chairs move.
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We never have to get up sitting.
Is an epidemic.
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Isn't that what they say sitting
is a?
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And therefore we would not
require, we would not require
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pants at that stage.
So right.
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I guess I.
Guess we'll just sit around your
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undies.
Like the whole, the stretch,
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whatever you call the stretchy
thing, what do you call them?
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I don't know what the
drawstrings or whatever I'm
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telling you right now.
You know when I you know when
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you're out walking, if you're in
a mall, if there's so a lot of
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people around, some of those
stretch pants are really working
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hard.
I mean the leg, what I'm saying.
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Yeah, I mean.
They're pulling their own
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weight, so to speak.
Yeah, so to.
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Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
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So, you know, they're more
comfortable.
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I mean they're.
Headed in this direction anyway,
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so I'm.
You say it's a bad idea.
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Well, I just think it's.
Sweatpant jeans.
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Bad idea.
Bad idea.
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Yeah, sweatpants overall, I
think we're about, I mean, it's
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one thing to have your socks.
What do you have their place I
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feel like.
You know.
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I don't think they're a bad
idea.
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All the time.
Yeah, I don't.
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I'm not going out in sweatpants.
If I'm sitting at home, I'm
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probably in sweatpants.
But you're suggesting these
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sweatpant jeans are enabling
sweatpants?
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Jeans you can go out in because
they're fancy.
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Sweatpant tuxes.
I think that.
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Exists sweatpants throb, breasts
the next.
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Idea.
Bad idea.
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Maybe we're over the line there.
OK.
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OK.
All right.
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So Foreman, you say it's a great
time to be alive.
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And sure.
You, Rachel.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Bad.
Idea.
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Good idea.
Good idea.
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OK, all right, another good
idea.
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Bad idea.
Olympic rowers at the upcoming,
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and this is a long way off, 2032
Summer Games.
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They will be in Australia.
Oh, Brisbane.
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Yeah, I.
Think the next Summer Games are
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in LA Tariff town?
That's right.
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Anyway, Tariff.
Town So this is not the next
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Summer Games, but the ones
after. 2032 OK the Olympic
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rowers may have to compete in
crocodile infested waters,
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Australian officials now say no
big deal.
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Good idea.
Great idea, Good or bad idea?
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Genius idea?
Great idea, make me row faster.
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Rowing ratings will be sky high.
Everyone will watch.
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That is a sport.
Do they tip over very often?
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Not like when they're doing it,
but.
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Like, not usually.
Not at that level, no.
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I mean, as president of the
Canoe Club, would you want a
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canoe on a crocodile?
But that's different.
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Well, as a child when you canoe,
you do tend to fall out a lot
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because they're very skiddy and
very tippy.
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So for them, for teenage levels,
absolutely not.
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For listener level rowers and
Chandlers, their Olympic.
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Athlete.
Go for it.
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Good idea.
Yes, these are.
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These are the best of the best.
Yes, why not?
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No, I.
Think This is why do they?
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Have to be on a on water with
crocodiles?
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Like do they not have any water
without crocodiles?
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In Australia, do you hear
yourself saying that out loud?
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In Australia do they have any
water without Crocs?
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And if it didn't have Crocs,
then it probably had sharks.
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How do you swim in these things?
What do you do to get away from
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them?
Well, don't swim in the river
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Rachel, because it's crocodile
infested.
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Yes, I.
Swim in the pool.
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Don't have to tell me twice.
You might want to go in the
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pool.
I anyway it's a very bad idea.
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Bad idea.
I'm in the pool.
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I would be.
What do you mean it's a bad
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idea?
That's I don't want to be a I
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wouldn't be a rower on a
crocodile infested water.
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You wouldn't be a rower anyway.
Point.
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You asked me if I was if it was
a good idea, bad idea.
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I'm telling you, it's a bad
idea.
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Why is it a bad idea though?
Why is I?
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Want to do that?
Well, you don't have.
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To yes, I think the only people,
the only people who have an
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excuse to say it's a bad idea
are the rowers themselves.
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They're the only one really
waiting.
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It's a good idea.
Absolutely.
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Not necessarily, but you have to
have plenty of, you know, what's
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your good reason for not wanting
these people to?
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I don't want them to get eaten.
Well, that's what I I don't want
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them to get.
Everyone you want to talk about
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must see TV.
We're talking the 2032 Summer
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Games.
Am I right?
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They've armed everyone with at
least one or two giant weapons.
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So like, have at it, yes?
I I mean I guess.
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I don't know, Rachel.
This.
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I don't know how to fend off a
croc.
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Well, give you an OAR and you
might figure it out.
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It's the only thing I have.
I guess I will, yes.
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That's right, what just bit my
oar.
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Keep going, keep going, bastard.
This is due to underwhelming
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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel Inform And
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this is the podcast that's like
snow in April.
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No, not.
Unwelcome.
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Yeah, not very popular.
A real motherfucker.
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He well wouldn't go that far.
I wouldn't that.
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Podcast.
That's a real motherfucker.
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That's an MF.
OK, you know what's also a real
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motherfucker is putting on a
child's birthday party.
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I don't, I don't know whether I
guess I could give you that one
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only because.
That is a good.
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One, because it's true also.
Yeah.
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So my daughter Kendall, the
youngest one, just turned 8 and
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we had her birthday party on the
weekend and it was at home with
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10 children.
So immediately whose?
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Idea was.
Bad idea.
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Bad idea.
Kendall's not mine.
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What I wanted to say.
Whose idea was it to let the 8
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year old have the idea for the
birthday party?
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So it was her birthday.
She was really into, she, she's
452
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,120
a big Swifty.
So she wanted to have a Taylor
453
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,520
Swift themed birthday party
which had to be at home.
454
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:45,520
And so I, I, I agreed eventually
what I wanted to do was and pay
455
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:50,040
for take all the kids out to go
see the new Snow White movie
456
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,680
because it came out the day
before her birthday.
457
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,440
Her birthday was March 22nd,
which was a Saturday.
458
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,880
And so she got to have her party
on her birthday day, which is
459
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,600
unusual, but she didn't want to
go see the movie.
460
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:07,200
I said I'll pay whatever the fee
is so that we don't have to have
461
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,040
a birthday party at my house.
But she wouldn't agree.
462
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,320
So her and her big sister now
these are I've got some do's and
463
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,040
don'ts now after doing so many
birthday parties for 12 years
464
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,640
now of 12 years of birthday
parties, I have a few do's and
465
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,200
don'ts if maybe our new parent,
maybe you're maybe you're a
466
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,840
parent as old as I am.
I don't know.
467
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,760
Hey, Harley.
And Emily both have birthdays
468
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,760
coming up in the next several
weeks.
469
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Maybe you could use you could
use a little of this advice.
470
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,120
Are you going to start if don't
ever do a murder mystery at a
471
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,200
birthday party?
No, that was a good one.
472
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,200
They loved that.
They loved that that was Julia's
473
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,920
birthday in the summertime.
All the kids love the murder.
474
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,000
Mystery they did.
Yeah, they loved it.
475
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,520
OK, I only have.
I've won.
476
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,240
Have any of them had any
nightmares or is there any, you
477
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,000
know, issues at school?
No, I well, not.
478
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,680
Very casual conversations and
attitudes around murder.
479
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,840
We had a murder.
Themed Kate Terrors?
480
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,640
No, no.
Well, I I mean, not that I've
481
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,920
heard of.
No missing knives from the kid
482
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,520
mothers.
Not speaking to you anymore.
483
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,800
Welcome to I think.
I haven't talked to a few of
484
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,920
them actually.
I thought.
485
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,600
So maybe that is.
Why?
486
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,600
All right.
So sorry to introduce.
487
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,840
OK, so once we decided that this
party was going to be at home,
488
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,120
Kendall and Julia went to work
planning this party because
489
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,360
they're both very into planning
that stuff.
490
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,840
Julia loves to use Canva.
You know, the, the digital, the
491
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,640
editing, you know, design
software.
492
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,840
They use it at school.
So they made the the birthday
493
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,320
invitations themselves.
Then they came up with games
494
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,200
that they could play and run
themselves and they made a whole
495
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,440
scavenger hunt.
Now I've got I have one do and I
496
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,040
have one don't.
Well, all that sounds like a do
497
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,240
because they're dealing with it
all and you don't have to do all
498
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,320
that.
Perfect, so my one do is do have
499
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,000
an older sister who could be
there to run the party for you.
500
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,640
Well, that's not always.
That's my due.
501
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,680
That's not always possible, and
that's what a waste of.
502
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,040
Hire a mother's helper or
somebody you know who.
503
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,120
Could come and help get an older
sister.
504
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,240
Get an older sister who?
Tells your husband to go get a
505
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,640
sister for your.
Yeah, well, she has to be
506
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,160
willing because I don't think
Harley is going to be willingly
507
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,880
running Emily's birthday party.
Exactly.
508
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,120
There's nothing Julia loves more
than bossing little kids around.
509
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,400
Nothing she loves more.
I wonder where she I wonder
510
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,720
where she gets that.
From yeah, you know, no, I did
511
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,240
say to her, I said, OK, you can,
she's like, I'm going to run the
512
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,960
games.
I said, OK, you, you can run the
513
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:44,000
games, but you can't be bossy.
And she looked at me as if I had
514
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,080
two heads like, why, why can't I
be bossy?
515
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,360
And I said, you can't be bossy
to them.
516
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,800
You have to run it like mommy
would run it and say, OK, guys,
517
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,240
we're going to do this and you
know, and just be nice about it.
518
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,600
And she's like, mom, why can't
you know, she that's what she
519
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,120
was looking forward to the most
is being bossy.
520
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,840
So I think there was a few times
at the party I had to tone her
521
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000
down a little bit.
And I was like Julia.
522
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,160
And she's like, what I just
said.
523
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,400
I'm like, I know.
But you know, all these little,
524
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,280
little kids are like, who is
this?
525
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,520
Who is this big girl you know?
So do set clear expectations
526
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,080
ahead of time.
Clear.
527
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,720
Boundaries for the big sister
that she can't be too bossy and
528
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720
keep her in check while you're
watching.
529
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,440
Now what they did was they
created a scavenger hunt so that
530
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,560
the kids could come to the party
and we were going to do the
531
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,520
scavenger hunt first because the
clues were around the house.
532
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,800
So if we didn't do it first,
they would find the clues and
533
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,360
maybe, maybe they would go
missing or be seen or whatever.
534
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,040
So we decided we're going to do
the scavenger hunt 1st and what
535
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,120
they were hunting for was their
treat bags.
536
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,640
And then we had some prizes that
could be added to the treat bags
537
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,360
from other games after that.
So we had the treat bags all
538
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,720
hidden in one spot.
The kids all arrived and
539
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,800
immediately they start this
scavenger hunt, which my kids
540
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,320
have spent, I kid you not, two
months working on.
541
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,240
They blew through this thing in
less than 5 minutes.
542
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,000
Of course, it was over.
So Jeremy and I barely got back
543
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,080
into the kitchen from letting
everybody in the door and the
544
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,840
scavenger Hunt's over and
they're all into their treat
545
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,920
bags now.
This is my don't don't give the
546
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:24,000
treat bags at the beginning of
the party, especially if in the
547
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
treat bags.
I was thinking that right away.
548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,400
Why would you do?
Don't you usually do that at the
549
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,000
end so that they're out the door
and not in your house?
550
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,320
Yeah, don't do that.
And especially if in the treat
551
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,080
bags you have given them
powdered sugar and other candy.
552
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,320
Yeah, that's not very smart.
Because those kids will down
553
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,480
that sugar like it's a shot.
Oh yeah, and run around your
554
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
house for the next 2 1/2 hours.
Sure, And then you're going to
555
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,000
add cake on top of it.
Yeah, I had to actually tell
556
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,400
them to stop eating all the
candy because we were going to
557
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,360
have cake and they wouldn't fit
it all in.
558
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,040
So much food and sugar right at
the very beginning of the party.
559
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,360
No.
Advice for Rachel?
560
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,480
Fucking get the treat bags.
No one gives the treat bags at
561
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,120
the beginning of a birthday
party.
562
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,600
Rage learned people.
Lesson learned.
563
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,440
Another lesson I learned, just,
you know, adding this in now
564
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,520
from another party, is don't put
whistles in the treat bags.
565
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,600
Ever.
Who put the treat bags?
566
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,760
Together, that was a friend of
mine that gave whistles to all
567
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,680
the children at another
birthday.
568
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,240
And I said, and so just as a hot
tip.
569
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,480
Oh, so that you didn't do that
bonus?
570
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,320
That wasn't me.
Bonus, said bonus.
571
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,480
Do I can't?
Believe that bonus don't.
572
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,680
I cannot believe anybody would.
That's like, you know what,
573
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,480
let's hand out bagpipes to the
kids.
574
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,720
All of a sudden I'm at this
party and everybody's like, I'm
575
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,360
like, here's a great idea.
Let's.
576
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,720
Give them, let's give them all
kazoos.
577
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,440
Yeah, no, that'd be better than
whistles, I'm telling you right
578
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,320
now.
You know, we did the other day
579
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,400
we went, Emily, we run Emily to
the park to meet up with her
580
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,920
friend Ben, who used to be our
next door neighbor.
581
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,800
And they're great friends.
They were born 2 days apart in
582
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,280
the Saint Thomas hospital.
Yeah.
583
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Yeah.
So but for somehow Emily had
584
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,480
ended up with two recorders.
Oh, God, the instrument.
585
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,560
And so she was repaired and had
washed it to give Ben a recorder
586
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,760
at the park and his dad was
thrilled.
587
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,520
Yeah, boy, he there's nothing
more fun than the day a recorder
588
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,280
comes home from school.
How's this week been, Jordan?
589
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,880
Let me know.
Yeah, at our house, recorders
590
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,560
are basement toys.
They're only allowed in the
591
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,840
basement.
Anyway, those are my do's and
592
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,360
don'ts for a happy birthday
party.
593
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,960
That's it.
Enjoy.
594
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,040
Or just one do and, well, two
don'ts.
595
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,200
You got a bonus 1 today.
Yeah, do have a big sister Don't
596
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,480
give treat bags full of sugar at
the beginning of the party.
597
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,280
I was expecting more don't, so
that sounds very successful.
598
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,040
Yeah, don't give a whistle is
another one.
599
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,520
Well, yes, or.
A recorder even don't give that.
600
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,000
Yeah, bagpipes.
Don't give loud things or
601
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,680
banners.
Flavors.
602
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,520
Don't do banjos accordions.
I really know the parents.
603
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,840
I was like, I'm sending them
home full of sugar but I think
604
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,200
they burned it off by the time
all the parents pick them up.
605
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,160
So actually do send your kid to
a party like that at Rachel's
606
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:18,600
house.
Yeah.
607
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,480
So when they get home, they just
have a nap.
608
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,520
They're ready.
They're comatose.
609
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,920
This is due to underwhelming
demand.
610
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,160
It's a podcast.
It's Dave, Rachel, informant.
611
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,720
It's almost over.
But this is the point in the
612
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,120
podcast where we like to get
your correspondence, read your
613
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,000
emails, your comments, whatever
it is.
614
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,640
Don't forget we have a website,
underwhelming.ca.
615
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:06,640
Go there, read our blogs,
sponsor the show, buy us a
616
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,480
coffee, do whatever you want to
do leave.
617
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,280
Us, a voice note.
Yeah, sure.
618
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,960
Do.
All of that.
619
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,000
I have.
I have a little something here.
620
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,640
Normally, I don't get involved.
I listen to you guys read this
621
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,520
stuff.
But I got a message from someone
622
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:26,880
named Andrew that says me
Fireball is giving away a
623
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,920
lifetime supply of whiskey.
Oh, it was me.
624
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,680
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
625
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,680
Bad news for me, but good news
for you about the Fireball.
626
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:42,400
If you were born in 1935 or
earlier, you can enter online or
627
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,760
by mail through March 31st for a
shot at winning.
628
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,640
Apparently it's a lifetime
supply of Fireball whiskey if
629
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,080
you're 90 years old or older,
which Foreman sent to me and
630
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,560
said not good for me, but good
for you.
631
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,920
That's funny.
Yeah, that's just.
632
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,280
Yeah.
Oh my God.
633
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,720
What a riot, that's what a riot,
what an absolute riot.
634
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,200
That's.
Comedy right there.
635
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,760
Yeah, that.
That is, I'm telling.
636
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,280
You right now that's high jinx.
That's what that is.
637
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,440
So thank you for that.
And at first I read it and I
638
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,480
went, I'm not sure what you're
trying to tell me.
639
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,640
And then when I realized what
you were trying to tell me, I
640
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,520
was like, well, never mind.
The longer it takes, the more
641
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,120
accurate it is.
Oh, my God.
642
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah.
All right.
643
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,760
I have a bunch of emails.
Thank you very much for all your
644
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,880
emails.
That's not true.
645
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,400
OK, thank you for your emails.
This week.
646
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,360
Anna Neufeldt has gotten back to
us again.
647
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,640
She last time was on episode 48.
Well, she's catching up now.
648
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,080
She's on episode 69.
Nice, She says.
649
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,480
Anna says hi.
Just finished episode 69.
650
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,840
If I'm at karaoke and people be
singing my way and hello I'm
651
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,480
just going to leave because the
book I'm reading is more
652
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,960
interesting than that.
But I would love to see Rachel
653
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,600
perform Big butts lol and to
talk about karaoke I.
654
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,480
Think it was your go to karaoke
song because.
655
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,520
Yeah, I like there.
Was some 50 year old woman who
656
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,480
did.
Hello.
657
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,240
She wrapped the whole thing, but
there's nothing more bland than
658
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,520
A50 plus year old white woman
rapping.
659
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,880
It just doesn't work.
Because I think it.
660
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,080
Just doesn't.
Work.
661
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,400
By the way, since you brought
that up, I found our video from
662
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,760
13 years ago where you and I are
rapping and that was for a
663
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,400
karaoke.
Contest that we did.
664
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,960
You.
Did you?
665
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,560
Wrapped the X-ray three I did.
So that's A, at that point, a
666
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,560
young white woman rapping.
Yeah, but you were good at it.
667
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,760
You knew what you were doing.
You were a lot younger you.
668
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,040
We had you in the studio, you
nailed it, and then you had to
669
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,440
do it to play next thing.
Yeah, the lip.
670
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Sync, yes.
Anyway, she says.
671
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Anna says.
I also recently went to Costco
672
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,280
and hate it there.
Foreman Normally I don't go, my
673
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,360
dad does the shopping, but my
friends wanted to go.
674
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,400
I thought I'd tag along anyway.
When we were there I thought I'd
675
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,720
see if I could find the tire
section because Foreman
676
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,159
couldn't.
I found it within 5 minutes of
677
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,880
being there.
How the heck can you not find
678
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,320
it?
Foreman?
679
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,920
It's right there in big letters.
Yes, where the tires are.
680
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,239
Go to a different location,
Anna, and it'll be in a
681
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,639
different spot.
The doors are in a different
682
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,320
area, the signs are different.
You know what we spent the other
683
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,679
day and I took my daughter with
me.
684
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:27,520
She wanted to go for reasons I
don't know at a busy time and we
685
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,760
were looking for mayonnaise and
I'm texting my wife 15 minutes
686
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,719
before we figured out which
mayonnaise was Canadian.
687
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,199
OK, some of them aren't.
Yeah, which one is just so we
688
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,760
know.
That I end up with Hellman's,
689
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,639
actually.
OK.
690
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:45,920
So made in Canada, FYI.
Good saved us 15 minutes.
691
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,960
Saves us some time, yeah.
Yeah, the Kirkland, not so much.
692
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,000
Not so.
OK.
693
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,639
All right.
Yeah, listen, Anna, the
694
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,440
Dartmouth Costco and the Halifax
Costco are completely different
695
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,560
layouts.
Shut up.
696
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,160
Yeah, that really messes with
you.
697
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,360
It does mess with you.
When the South end Costco was
698
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,200
new, it was a totally different
layout from the old one, and
699
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,240
everybody was so confused for a
long time.
700
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,440
But.
They could.
701
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,560
They have the power to make it
the same layout, but they chose
702
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,720
not to.
They choose to confuse.
703
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,920
You.
Yep, they want to mess with you,
704
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,840
actually.
Enjoy.
705
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,080
It or actually go oh this is
different.
706
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,800
I love it.
But that's just me I guess.
707
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,920
You're sightseen in Costco.
Yeah, yeah.
708
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,440
Yeah, he does.
I do.
709
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,560
You are old enough for that
Fireball giveaway.
710
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,680
No, I'm not.
No, I've always.
711
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,120
I was doing that.
That was long ago.
712
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,920
I I enjoy browsing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
713
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,040
OK.
Dave talked about his furnace
714
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,720
recently and Lori wrote to us
and she says my husband is a
715
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,560
furnace technician who has his
own business in West rural
716
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,480
Elgin.
He has so many stories of
717
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,320
customers and how they do stupid
shit.
718
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,280
A lady called us a no joy hater
for four days.
719
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,040
Her husband was going to go look
at the furnace and she got angry
720
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,040
and fed up with cold showers.
Called this woman's husband
721
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,880
after deep inspection couldn't
find anything wrong.
722
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,680
He pulled it out from the wall
and it wasn't plugged in.
723
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:12,920
She was fuming.
Another one, grandma was
724
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,120
babysitting and turned off the
furnace.
725
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,840
Parents came home, grandma left,
woke up to a cold house, moved
726
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,160
in with said grandma for a week,
called someone else and waited.
727
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,240
When they didn't show up, they
called this woman's husband.
728
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,440
He flipped the switch.
Instant heat.
729
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,120
They moved out for a week
because the switch.
730
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,800
Moved in with grandma and
grandma doesn't remember turning
731
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,480
the.
I don't know.
732
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,440
That.
Why are you turning off someone
733
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,640
else's furnace?
There's someone that needs the
734
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,960
fireball.
Yeah.
735
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,040
You don't remember turning off
the burn?
736
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,280
Who?
Unplugs one for.
737
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,280
That I don't know how you
unplug.
738
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,720
I don't even know how you do
that.
739
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,840
I don't know.
Wow.
740
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,080
Oh gosh.
You remember the discovery my
741
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,680
mother made in the freezer, by
the way?
742
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,320
Yes, breast milk, OK, from when
Foreman was a baby.
743
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:05,600
Yeah, Foreman's breast milk,
which is really off putting,
744
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,840
yes.
It sure is, but popular because
745
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,800
we have a comment on TikTok from
It's me saying I love that this
746
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,320
clip showed up on my 4U page.
This episode was hilarious.
747
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,320
It's just been shocked to
everyone.
748
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,240
It did make me.
Laugh.
749
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,880
Tell your mom about that like.
Not.
750
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,480
Not a single word yet.
No, really.
751
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,680
OK, well maybe she hasn't made
it to that episode.
752
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,880
I expect we'll hear from.
Her.
753
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,080
I hope so.
I hope so.
754
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:37,440
Too, I accept I got word that
Ashley told my mom who told me,
755
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,160
which was supposed to be secret.
Told you what?
756
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,760
And it came from a secret source
of how I knew that information.
757
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,360
Now I know why you got the
sandwich.
758
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,200
Why I'm never getting one ever
again.
759
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,880
Yeah.
That's right, there is.
760
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,000
A few other comments about this
situation though from Steven who
761
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,040
said when I heard this on the
podcast all I could think of is
762
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,680
the kid from grown-ups going
mommy's milk.
763
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,520
I want mommy's milk.
I forget.
764
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,000
Oh God, I don't really want to
look that up now because it's my
765
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,360
mom.
No, please don't.
766
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,280
Tammy clearly didn't because we
put up a little video clip and
767
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,360
didn't reveal what was found so
that you could come listen to us
768
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,720
here.
Thank you for doing that.
769
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,600
But Tammy still bothered to
leave us several comments of is
770
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,720
it horse meat?
And that would be actually very
771
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,240
that would have been funny too.
And then what?
772
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,120
Is it not in a very nice way?
No.
773
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,480
No, I don't know.
I don't.
774
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,240
Think your mom would like that?
I mean, she's asking what is it?
775
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,160
And Deborah was asking what is
it?
776
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,840
So you could, you know,
eventually they'll listen to
777
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,880
this and they'll understand.
I hope so.
778
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,920
Not a horse, me.
No, not worth me.
779
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,560
No.
OK, I have an e-mail from Bonnie
780
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,600
who says I was thinking about
giving you a voice memo and then
781
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,920
you end it off with a clip of me
back from the radio days, I
782
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,240
guess last week and I realized
how much I hate my voice.
783
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,520
So e-mail it is.
That's so.
784
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,480
Funny that that you knew that
was you, Bonnie, and you're
785
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,040
still around.
And thank you so much.
786
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,080
Yes, because I went through the
archives and I found when we
787
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,360
were talking about pie or cake.
Right.
788
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,920
And so.
That's what she's writing to us
789
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,080
about.
Exactly, Bonnie was saying how
790
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,720
she enjoys both and there's a
time and place or both and
791
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,040
Rachel cut her off by saying no
fence sitting pie or cake.
792
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,320
Anyway, Bonnie lives out in BC
and she listens to us from way
793
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,000
out there and she she writes to
us from time to time.
794
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,640
She says.
Here's an update on the old pie
795
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,280
versus cake debate.
I am definitely team cake.
796
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,560
I am no longer a fence sitter.
Maybe it's something I've
797
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,280
learned as I age since you went
deep into the archives for that
798
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,840
clip.
It was probably 8 years ago.
799
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:59,080
What I did actually want to
comment on was robot vacuums.
800
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,760
So she's team cake now.
We're moving on to robot
801
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,040
splurged after we moved to BC
and it's amazing.
802
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,800
We got a litter robot for our
cats and wow it's even more of a
803
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,600
game changer than the vacuum.
Never going back on that
804
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,040
purchase.
Also, since you mentioned it
805
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,320
recently, I still miss Swiss
Chalet.
806
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,480
I've only been in BC for about 6
months.
807
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,840
I didn't realize BC didn't have
Swiss chalet.
808
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,720
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
809
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,080
And she told us that.
Speaking of restaurants, Rachel,
810
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,600
I can't believe you chose The
Keg when you said when you went
811
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,920
to Windsor.
Windsor has so many amazing
812
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,440
restaurants that aren't pub food
you could have picked from.
813
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,880
Thanks for always giving me
something to listen to on my
814
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,560
long drives to and from work
that isn't the staticky old
815
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,920
radio stations in northeastern
BC.
816
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,400
Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie, thank you.
817
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,560
Did go to The Keg.
Yeah, of.
818
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,480
Course you did.
Yeah, well, we went to another
819
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,800
restaurant the night before,
but.
820
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,680
The casino restaurant.
Yeah, but it was really good.
821
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,320
It was better than the keg, and
that's a high standard.
822
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,760
By the way, Bonnie, that wasn't
eight years ago.
823
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:05,160
That was 10 years ago, 10 years.
August 24th, 20. 15 still team
824
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,440
pie and I'm going to get one of
your elbows up chocolate pies
825
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320
for me and I'll let you know.
Yes, I have a flour mill, right?
826
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,600
Yes, beware.
The hours for the Red River Cafe
827
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,800
differ from Arva Flour Mills, as
we both found out.
828
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,000
Yeah.
They do close early getting one
829
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,160
I gotta get.
One OK, all right, men are
830
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,480
feeling like $1,000,000 stacked
up all $100 bills.
831
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,280
Got a whole 6 pack on ice, but
I'm riding on the hottest wheels
832
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,560
deep back in a Purwin swerving.
Put my pedal to the metal like I
833
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,640
gave her, turn it up and let the
speaker spin for Mr. Collins.
834
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,080
But I called him gave.
Chilling on a dirt.
835
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,520
Road lean back swerving like
them.
836
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:51,080
George Jones smoke rolling out
the window and ice cold beer
837
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:56,480
sitting in the console.
I'm turning up a real life
838
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,160
driver.
That's right, I'm in the easy
839
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,240
street.
I'm not.
840
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,000
Tired and enjoy the ride?
That's right.
841
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:16,200
Mommy, I want some milk.
Oh, sure, Angel, come here, give
842
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,080
me a little something.
Slow down, honey.
843
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,200
Not such a big gob.
You're going to get a tummy
844
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:23,600
ache.
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,360
CTV does a story though of the
Jelly Roll gave that girl a car
2
00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,160
and.
Right, I didn't see.
3
00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,600
That oh, it's cool.
So I saw that girl.
4
00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,840
I'm part of this group called
100 Women who Care now.
5
00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:14,840
So we give $100 four times a
year and and so she's from 519
6
00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,680
Pursuit, which has been
following us for years.
7
00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,640
What you are seeing play out is
the compassionate response of
8
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,840
Michelle Boiseno of 519 Pursuit.
And they're like a grassroots
9
00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,920
organization.
They help homeless people. 519
10
00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,680
Pursuit helped her, and so now
she works for them.
11
00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,360
So she spoke, and people were
crying.
12
00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,320
Well, blindfolded for the
surprise, Michelle told the star
13
00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,040
her story.
Well Jelly.
14
00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,840
I'll have three years sober
April 25th.
15
00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,840
I was a hardcore intravenous
crystal meth user.
16
00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,400
Touched Jelly Roll, who's
battled his own addictions,
17
00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,280
presented Michelle with the keys
to a car.
18
00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,080
Nobody more deserving than her.
I think after hearing her speak
19
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,800
for 5 minutes she was amazing.
If you could stand in front of
20
00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,120
yourself at your darkest moment
and say this day is coming, what
21
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,600
do you think that would mean to
that person?
22
00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,280
I would mean everything, right?
Just to be able to tell myself
23
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,080
to like, hold on, that it's
going to get better, that you
24
00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,480
know you're loved and one day
you're going to love yourself.
25
00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,880
Hey, this is due to
underwhelming demand.
26
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It's the podcast that can now
officially officially confirm
27
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March 2025.
Came in like a bit of a Dick and
28
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went out like a real douchebag,
yeah.
29
00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,520
I mean, a Dick, yeah.
Yeah.
30
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Well, March.
And by the way, it's very rare
31
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for it to do that.
You don't often hear, you know,
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that's why Lion lamb.
You don't hear Douchebag.
33
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Dick.
Douchebag.
34
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Yeah, you don't hear that very
often.
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Usually.
Not usually.
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We're we're day Rachel.
Look for him and on the podcast
37
00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,600
today.
Can a spontaneous gesture from
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your partner come with no
strings attached?
39
00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,320
Can't wait for him.
And that'll be fun.
40
00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,919
Yeah, well, Rachel's got the
do's and don'ts of a birthday
41
00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,440
party.
Kids birthday party.
42
00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,080
Yeah, kids.
Does that include murder
43
00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,760
mysteries?
I would assume.
44
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,840
I would assume.
You'll find out does.
45
00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,120
It include any do's at all,
yeah.
46
00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,680
And how about some good idea?
Bad idea?
47
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Haven't done that in a while.
Look at that.
48
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That's coming up on the podcast
too.
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But right now, hey, hats off to
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The live sale is April 2nd.
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first so.
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The genetics sale is on right
now, well, at 9:00 AM today on
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the 1st, right?
Yeah, and then closes on the
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3rd.
So you can check out the frozen
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genetics index.
The semen lots have been posted.
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Well, I've been waiting.
I had no idea the sailors were
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in town.
Well, a great sailors.
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Yes, that's.
Late week at the Dairy Expo.
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Late.
Week at the Canadian Dairy Expo.
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That's what they should call it.
Yeah, OK.
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Great.
Have we mentioned this is a
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fundraiser for a Children's
Hospital?
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It is what it is, yes, I'm
pretty sure how perfect is that
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they get.
Tired of all the semen jokes?
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You know they do, yes,
Children's Hospital, they've
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raised, Daryl and Sarah Marcus
have raised with Cavs for a cost
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over $150,000, not including
this year.
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So this year, of course, we'll
put them well over that.
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I'm sure for Children's Hospital
here at London Health Sciences
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Center, which is an amazing
hospital.
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We know how much great work they
do.
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So Congrats to the Cavs for A
cause for raising all this
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money.
And you know, if you're in the
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market for a calf or a pre calf,
check out Cavs for A cause.
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OK, a pre calf OK.
Yeah.
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It's amazing, an amazing gesture
for the entire dairy industry to
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get behind this.
Of course, yeah.
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With a gesture from your partner
without strings attached.
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You almost took me by surprise
by that one with that one.
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Good for you.
Yeah, very well.
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Done.
Very clever.
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Well done so.
Imagine your significant other
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does a spontaneous gesture just
for you, out of the blue.
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You weren't expecting it.
It doesn't happen often, and
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could it ever possibly be just
the gesture or is there always
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an ulterior motive?
No strings, there's.
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Always something that comes with
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I don't think I can answer that
for you.
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I can't answer that for you and
your and your partner.
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Well, I don't know exact.
I would have to know the
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spontaneous gesture first.
If my husband did a spontaneous
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gesture for me, there would be
no strings attached at that
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moment until he wanted to throw
it in my face later for whatever
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dumb thing I did.
He would do that to you.
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Yeah, because in our house I'm
the dad and he's the mom.
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So we have very role reversal
marriage here.
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Gosh, Dave, Can you imagine
hanging on to something to throw
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it in her face later?
You Can you imagine if that was
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a world without?
Response.
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It doesn't.
It doesn't work anywhere.
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Absolutely it doesn't work.
No, like it doesn't work.
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I don't know.
It works for him, but anyway.
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You could hang on.
She said something the other
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night to me before we went to
bed and I went really.
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Really.
You're blaming me for that?
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No, I go to.
Me to clarify, Jana.
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No, no.
Yeah, I think it over in bed
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anyway.
And so we're in the car the next
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day.
And I said, well, you know what
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you said to me last night?
No, just bring that.
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And she was like, no, I don't
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I'm like, OK, fine.
Why did I hang on to that?
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What's the point?
There's no point.
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No point.
Look, and I don't want to get
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myself in trouble by saying all
this in the first place.
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OK, she doesn't listen anyway,
right?
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Oh, OK.
Well, I love you so much, I
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would assume.
We love you.
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I would assume you're already in
trouble, as we get it.
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You brought this up.
You're already in trouble.
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It's your fault.
She's.
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Listening.
To this, I'm assuming this is
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only my inner thoughts, my inner
suspicions coming out, which
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should never come out, and I
know better.
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But you got a podcast to do and
you need content, so here we
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are.
So it's her fault for Out of the
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Blue, very nicely, very
spontaneously, very generously
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making me a sandwich for lunch
to bring to work.
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Wow.
Isn't that?
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Lovely, yes.
So, OK, this is something that
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absolutely almost it never
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No.
Okay, no, because Dave I think
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had his lunch packed for him,
didn't you?
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Yeah, we don't.
We don't pack each others
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lunches at our house either.
Well, yeah, but when we say that
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it was a pack, it was carrots,
celery and some almonds.
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It wasn't.
Washed.
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Cut.
Peeled.
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I didn't do that.
I would say that yes, I didn't
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do that.
I didn't do that.
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You didn't do that.
Thought of every day, anyway.
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No.
Oh my God.
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It must be nice.
It must.
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Be nice.
He never did.
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He never did.
It was made for you.
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Put in a bag for me.
She would put it in a bag on
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Sunday there would be 5 bags and
I'd throw it in my lunch every
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day.
I don't know.
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OK, yes, but I was I never
considered.
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I'm with you for a minute, but
we don't make each other's
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lunches.
That's it's you're an adult,
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make your own goddamn lunch.
If you don't, if you don't eat
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lunch, don't eat lunch today.
I don't have.
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Friends who are floored that
Jeremy even does everything he
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does at home.
You know, like he packs kids
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lunches, he makes dinner.
He like they're Lord that he
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does that.
Sometimes there will be a
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provision, a provision from
dinner.
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Do you want this tomorrow for
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And so it will be put on a plate
for me to look, you know, it's
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just a leftover, but for the
most part.
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On a plate, even.
Wow, she yeah, she takes one of
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the plates from dinner.
And then packs it up.
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And just puts is it?
And up or do you have to do the
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packing up?
No.
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Well, I might.
I might do the.
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Packing just Saran wrap in the
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Yeah, it just depends on who's
doing what side of the cleanup.
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Right, OK.
Yeah, that's how that.
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Works anyway foreman have have
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It, I mean, Ashley don't have to
make lunch because most of the
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time she's working from home so
she can make it at lunchtime
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from the fridge at the time
you're going to eat.
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Right.
Yes, same.
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But yeah, normally I'll just
grab whatever and make myself a
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lunch.
So this was spontaneous.
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Very much welcome, very much
appreciated, that's for sure.
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But can't help shake the feeling
that there's like a series of
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small tasks waiting for me at
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Because you're.
Making dinner for the next three
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nights, I can answer.
That question for you in your
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particular case, since it almost
never happens, then absolutely.
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There are things in that.
Now she may have done it for you
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because she just loves you.
She can't get enough of you,
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but.
Boy do I ever love her and can't
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get enough of that.
Exactly.
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But I believe I do believe that
literally never happens.
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There may be a string or two
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Am I right?
No, I think she probably just,
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she was making sandwiches for
the kids, maybe for layer
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lunches and thought that is what
happened and make a third, you
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know?
But it was involved, there was
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little.
Foreman will enjoy this.
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I would need to do sandwich.
Foreman.
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Put some lettuce and a tomato on
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There's a lot of ingredient.
Next time he screws up I will
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bring this up and throw it in
his face.
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She doesn't need anymore
ammunition.
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She's gone.
So why are?
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We even just known you for a
long time.
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I can confirm there are endless
amounts of things you can find.
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I don't even know why we're
talking about this.
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Because this conversation is yet
another Pull it in her chamber.
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Now you're.
You are right.
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You are actually screwed now.
You are.
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Watch out.
This is due to underwhelming
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demand.
It's a podcast.
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The podcast That may seem like
an April Fools stroke, but
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sorry, it's not It's.
We're still here.
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Surprise, it's April Fools.
Here we are a new episode.
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It's.
The real deal.
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Whether you like it or not.
We haven't done this for a while
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and I I feel like I have a
couple of things that I would
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like to bring forward.
So it's time for a good idea,
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bad idea.
It's time for another good idea,
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bad idea.
It's been a while since we've
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done this, OK?
Too, too long.
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Yes.
Well, I don't remember when we
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did.
This last well, when you're on
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the radio every day, you're
constantly looking for you'll
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take any.
If you have a bit called good
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idea, bad idea, you'll throw
anything in.
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There.
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Yeah.
You know, like, we better find
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something to do.
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But now we're, you know, we're a
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So I came across a couple of
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know what to do with them, I
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thought, well, it must be time
for good.
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Bad idea.
That's what we'll do with it,
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that's what.
That segment is for and if
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there's anything that comes up
in your life, by the way, you
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could always give us some ideas.
What have you seen that just
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blows your mind?
You.
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Have to get us is it or isn't it
a good or a bad idea?
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In your life, if there's a
situation, is this situation a
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good or a bad should I do this
or not?
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We're happy to give you all of
our very strong opinions about
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what we think you should do of.
Course, of course, yeah.
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All right.
So there's an emerging trend of
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people apparently and I, I am
not aware that I've seen anybody
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wearing these, but how would I
know wearing sweatpant jeans?
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And if you haven't seen.
Sweatpant jeans.
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Sweatpant jeans, certainly.
Google it and you will see what
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I'm talking about.
They are literally sweatpants
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that are made to look like denim
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But they're sweat pant material.
Yeah, they have a tie at the
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like, they have a tie at the top
and they're I think the trend
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now is for baggier jeans anyway.
They're probably short,
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whatever, they're faded, but
they do.
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If you Google it Sweat Pant
Jeans, you'll get an idea of
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what I'm talking about.
They do because I'm thinking
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I've got pretty stretchy jeans.
I mean they are technically
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jeans maybe ish but they're
quite.
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I mean this.
Is not like what I'm looking at.
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This is pure sweat pour material
jeans with a denim wash to them
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I guess.
Yeah, but if you were wearing
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something that covers, you know?
The ones I'm looking at actually
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look like real jeans.
Yeah, they can't be, are they?
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But if you cover the
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Once you look at the drawstring,
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sweatpants.
Here's French Terry baggy jeans
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from the Gap.
OK, let's see.
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So they're calling them French
Terry Baggy.
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Jeans, Terry, just.
Sweatpants, folks.
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That's it.
There's sweatpants.
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Yeah, there's sweatpants.
The seams.
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Seams like jeans and the pockets
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Yes, you know what?
I kind of like them actually.
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I've taught you more.
Good idea, yeah.
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Look, I don't hate them.
Foreman's right.
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We've been already making
sweatpant jeans for like 10
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years.
Yeah, they're stretchy.
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Somewhere along the line, all
the Jean manufacturers went.
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Well, you know, what we should
do is we should make people a
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little bit more comfortable
because people are, you know,
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always saying, well, my jeans
aren't that comfortable, no
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tight or whatever.
And the reason they're tight is
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because, well, I've gotten a
little bigger and all.
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I think people just aren't
wearing jeans.
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After COVID, I think everybody
got used to wearing comfy
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clothes and I think fewer people
are wearing jeans.
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I haven't stopped but OK.
Well, you haven't.
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Stopped because you never you
never even understood the
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concept of hard pants.
No, I didn't understand that
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your.
Lounge around the house.
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Wear is stiff actual jeans.
Yeah, I like.
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Jeans.
I think this just never made
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sense.
Bad idea.
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I did that as a teenager.
I wore jeans all the time, like
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laying around the house all the
time.
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Now I'm in leggings.
I'm in like joggers.
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I you know, so I would go for.
These I'm pants.
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Look, no offense, I would go.
I'm in the wall.
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Sweatpants, but they look nice.
I believe this and and you know,
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you can get angry with me if you
want, but I believe that once
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you've reached the stage where
sweatpants are your, where
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you're now wearing and we have
reached that stage because kids
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are wearing.
Sweat.
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They're cool.
Everywhere.
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Yeah.
So once we start wearing
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sweatpants everywhere, we've
just basically given up.
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Yeah.
I don't know.
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The styles will change, I think,
but yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be
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wearing them out.
And I feel like if you've never
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seen the movie, I always bring
this up and I I don't know if
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you guys have ever seen Wally.
No, the Disney movie.
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Have you seen not?
Wally parts of it.
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Yeah, The only reason that
they're styled to look like
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jeans is because people still
have some sense of, like, self
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respect, that they want to
appear as though they're wearing
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normal clothes.
We still have that shred left.
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We haven't lost it yet.
Yeah.
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Maybe.
So I think we're just at a
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magical time where utility and
fashion are converging to give
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us sweatpant jeans, and it's a
win win.
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Good idea.
OK, but do.
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You not see believe that you.
Not see us taking the direction
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of Wally where we all just sit
in chairs and don't get up.
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Is that what happens in Walling?
Oh yeah, Humans turn into blobs.
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They don't get up.
The chairs move.
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We never have to get up sitting.
Is an epidemic.
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Isn't that what they say sitting
is a?
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And therefore we would not
require, we would not require
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pants at that stage.
So right.
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I guess I.
Guess we'll just sit around your
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undies.
Like the whole, the stretch,
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whatever you call the stretchy
thing, what do you call them?
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I don't know what the
drawstrings or whatever I'm
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telling you right now.
You know when I you know when
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you're out walking, if you're in
a mall, if there's so a lot of
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people around, some of those
stretch pants are really working
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hard.
I mean the leg, what I'm saying.
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Yeah, I mean.
They're pulling their own
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weight, so to speak.
Yeah, so to.
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Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
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So, you know, they're more
comfortable.
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I mean they're.
Headed in this direction anyway,
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so I'm.
You say it's a bad idea.
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Well, I just think it's.
Sweatpant jeans.
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Bad idea.
Bad idea.
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Yeah, sweatpants overall, I
think we're about, I mean, it's
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one thing to have your socks.
What do you have their place I
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feel like.
You know.
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I don't think they're a bad
idea.
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All the time.
Yeah, I don't.
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I'm not going out in sweatpants.
If I'm sitting at home, I'm
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probably in sweatpants.
But you're suggesting these
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sweatpant jeans are enabling
sweatpants?
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Jeans you can go out in because
they're fancy.
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Sweatpant tuxes.
I think that.
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Exists sweatpants throb, breasts
the next.
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Idea.
Bad idea.
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Maybe we're over the line there.
OK.
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OK.
All right.
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So Foreman, you say it's a great
time to be alive.
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And sure.
You, Rachel.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Bad.
Idea.
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Good idea.
Good idea.
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OK, all right, another good
idea.
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Bad idea.
Olympic rowers at the upcoming,
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and this is a long way off, 2032
Summer Games.
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They will be in Australia.
Oh, Brisbane.
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Yeah, I.
Think the next Summer Games are
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in LA Tariff town?
That's right.
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Anyway, Tariff.
Town So this is not the next
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Summer Games, but the ones
after. 2032 OK the Olympic
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rowers may have to compete in
crocodile infested waters,
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Australian officials now say no
big deal.
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Good idea.
Great idea, Good or bad idea?
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Genius idea?
Great idea, make me row faster.
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Rowing ratings will be sky high.
Everyone will watch.
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That is a sport.
Do they tip over very often?
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Not like when they're doing it,
but.
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Like, not usually.
Not at that level, no.
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I mean, as president of the
Canoe Club, would you want a
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canoe on a crocodile?
But that's different.
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Well, as a child when you canoe,
you do tend to fall out a lot
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because they're very skiddy and
very tippy.
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So for them, for teenage levels,
absolutely not.
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For listener level rowers and
Chandlers, their Olympic.
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Athlete.
Go for it.
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Good idea.
Yes, these are.
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These are the best of the best.
Yes, why not?
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No, I.
Think This is why do they?
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Have to be on a on water with
crocodiles?
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Like do they not have any water
without crocodiles?
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In Australia, do you hear
yourself saying that out loud?
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In Australia do they have any
water without Crocs?
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And if it didn't have Crocs,
then it probably had sharks.
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How do you swim in these things?
What do you do to get away from
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them?
Well, don't swim in the river
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Rachel, because it's crocodile
infested.
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Yes, I.
Swim in the pool.
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Don't have to tell me twice.
You might want to go in the
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pool.
I anyway it's a very bad idea.
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Bad idea.
I'm in the pool.
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I would be.
What do you mean it's a bad
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idea?
That's I don't want to be a I
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wouldn't be a rower on a
crocodile infested water.
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You wouldn't be a rower anyway.
Point.
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You asked me if I was if it was
a good idea, bad idea.
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I'm telling you, it's a bad
idea.
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Why is it a bad idea though?
Why is I?
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Want to do that?
Well, you don't have.
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To yes, I think the only people,
the only people who have an
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excuse to say it's a bad idea
are the rowers themselves.
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They're the only one really
waiting.
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It's a good idea.
Absolutely.
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Not necessarily, but you have to
have plenty of, you know, what's
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your good reason for not wanting
these people to?
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I don't want them to get eaten.
Well, that's what I I don't want
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them to get.
Everyone you want to talk about
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must see TV.
We're talking the 2032 Summer
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Games.
Am I right?
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They've armed everyone with at
least one or two giant weapons.
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So like, have at it, yes?
I I mean I guess.
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I don't know, Rachel.
This.
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I don't know how to fend off a
croc.
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Well, give you an OAR and you
might figure it out.
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It's the only thing I have.
I guess I will, yes.
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That's right, what just bit my
oar.
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Keep going, keep going, bastard.
This is due to underwhelming
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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel Inform And
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this is the podcast that's like
snow in April.
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No, not.
Unwelcome.
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Yeah, not very popular.
A real motherfucker.
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He well wouldn't go that far.
I wouldn't that.
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Podcast.
That's a real motherfucker.
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That's an MF.
OK, you know what's also a real
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motherfucker is putting on a
child's birthday party.
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I don't, I don't know whether I
guess I could give you that one
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only because.
That is a good.
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One, because it's true also.
Yeah.
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So my daughter Kendall, the
youngest one, just turned 8 and
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we had her birthday party on the
weekend and it was at home with
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10 children.
So immediately whose?
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Idea was.
Bad idea.
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Bad idea.
Kendall's not mine.
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What I wanted to say.
Whose idea was it to let the 8
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year old have the idea for the
birthday party?
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So it was her birthday.
She was really into, she, she's
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a big Swifty.
So she wanted to have a Taylor
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Swift themed birthday party
which had to be at home.
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And so I, I, I agreed eventually
what I wanted to do was and pay
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for take all the kids out to go
see the new Snow White movie
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because it came out the day
before her birthday.
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Her birthday was March 22nd,
which was a Saturday.
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And so she got to have her party
on her birthday day, which is
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unusual, but she didn't want to
go see the movie.
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I said I'll pay whatever the fee
is so that we don't have to have
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a birthday party at my house.
But she wouldn't agree.
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So her and her big sister now
these are I've got some do's and
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don'ts now after doing so many
birthday parties for 12 years
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now of 12 years of birthday
parties, I have a few do's and
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don'ts if maybe our new parent,
maybe you're maybe you're a
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parent as old as I am.
I don't know.
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Hey, Harley.
And Emily both have birthdays
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coming up in the next several
weeks.
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Maybe you could use you could
use a little of this advice.
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Are you going to start if don't
ever do a murder mystery at a
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birthday party?
No, that was a good one.
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They loved that.
They loved that that was Julia's
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birthday in the summertime.
All the kids love the murder.
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Mystery they did.
Yeah, they loved it.
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OK, I only have.
I've won.
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Have any of them had any
nightmares or is there any, you
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know, issues at school?
No, I well, not.
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Very casual conversations and
attitudes around murder.
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We had a murder.
Themed Kate Terrors?
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No, no.
Well, I I mean, not that I've
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heard of.
No missing knives from the kid
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mothers.
Not speaking to you anymore.
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Welcome to I think.
I haven't talked to a few of
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them actually.
I thought.
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So maybe that is.
Why?
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All right.
So sorry to introduce.
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OK, so once we decided that this
party was going to be at home,
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Kendall and Julia went to work
planning this party because
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they're both very into planning
that stuff.
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Julia loves to use Canva.
You know, the, the digital, the
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editing, you know, design
software.
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They use it at school.
So they made the the birthday
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invitations themselves.
Then they came up with games
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that they could play and run
themselves and they made a whole
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scavenger hunt.
Now I've got I have one do and I
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have one don't.
Well, all that sounds like a do
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because they're dealing with it
all and you don't have to do all
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that.
Perfect, so my one do is do have
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an older sister who could be
there to run the party for you.
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Well, that's not always.
That's my due.
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That's not always possible, and
that's what a waste of.
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Hire a mother's helper or
somebody you know who.
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Could come and help get an older
sister.
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Get an older sister who?
Tells your husband to go get a
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sister for your.
Yeah, well, she has to be
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willing because I don't think
Harley is going to be willingly
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running Emily's birthday party.
Exactly.
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There's nothing Julia loves more
than bossing little kids around.
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Nothing she loves more.
I wonder where she I wonder
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where she gets that.
From yeah, you know, no, I did
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say to her, I said, OK, you can,
she's like, I'm going to run the
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games.
I said, OK, you, you can run the
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games, but you can't be bossy.
And she looked at me as if I had
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two heads like, why, why can't I
be bossy?
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00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,360
And I said, you can't be bossy
to them.
516
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,800
You have to run it like mommy
would run it and say, OK, guys,
517
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,240
we're going to do this and you
know, and just be nice about it.
518
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,600
And she's like, mom, why can't
you know, she that's what she
519
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,120
was looking forward to the most
is being bossy.
520
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,840
So I think there was a few times
at the party I had to tone her
521
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000
down a little bit.
And I was like Julia.
522
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,160
And she's like, what I just
said.
523
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,400
I'm like, I know.
But you know, all these little,
524
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,280
little kids are like, who is
this?
525
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,520
Who is this big girl you know?
So do set clear expectations
526
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,080
ahead of time.
Clear.
527
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,720
Boundaries for the big sister
that she can't be too bossy and
528
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720
keep her in check while you're
watching.
529
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,440
Now what they did was they
created a scavenger hunt so that
530
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,560
the kids could come to the party
and we were going to do the
531
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,520
scavenger hunt first because the
clues were around the house.
532
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,800
So if we didn't do it first,
they would find the clues and
533
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,360
maybe, maybe they would go
missing or be seen or whatever.
534
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,040
So we decided we're going to do
the scavenger hunt 1st and what
535
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,120
they were hunting for was their
treat bags.
536
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,640
And then we had some prizes that
could be added to the treat bags
537
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,360
from other games after that.
So we had the treat bags all
538
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,720
hidden in one spot.
The kids all arrived and
539
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,800
immediately they start this
scavenger hunt, which my kids
540
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,320
have spent, I kid you not, two
months working on.
541
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,240
They blew through this thing in
less than 5 minutes.
542
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,000
Of course, it was over.
So Jeremy and I barely got back
543
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,080
into the kitchen from letting
everybody in the door and the
544
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,840
scavenger Hunt's over and
they're all into their treat
545
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,920
bags now.
This is my don't don't give the
546
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:24,000
treat bags at the beginning of
the party, especially if in the
547
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
treat bags.
I was thinking that right away.
548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,400
Why would you do?
Don't you usually do that at the
549
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,000
end so that they're out the door
and not in your house?
550
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,320
Yeah, don't do that.
And especially if in the treat
551
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,080
bags you have given them
powdered sugar and other candy.
552
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:44,320
Yeah, that's not very smart.
Because those kids will down
553
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,480
that sugar like it's a shot.
Oh yeah, and run around your
554
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
house for the next 2 1/2 hours.
Sure, And then you're going to
555
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,000
add cake on top of it.
Yeah, I had to actually tell
556
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,400
them to stop eating all the
candy because we were going to
557
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,360
have cake and they wouldn't fit
it all in.
558
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,040
So much food and sugar right at
the very beginning of the party.
559
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,360
No.
Advice for Rachel?
560
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,480
Fucking get the treat bags.
No one gives the treat bags at
561
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,120
the beginning of a birthday
party.
562
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,600
Rage learned people.
Lesson learned.
563
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,440
Another lesson I learned, just,
you know, adding this in now
564
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,520
from another party, is don't put
whistles in the treat bags.
565
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,600
Ever.
Who put the treat bags?
566
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,760
Together, that was a friend of
mine that gave whistles to all
567
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,680
the children at another
birthday.
568
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,240
And I said, and so just as a hot
tip.
569
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,480
Oh, so that you didn't do that
bonus?
570
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,320
That wasn't me.
Bonus, said bonus.
571
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,480
Do I can't?
Believe that bonus don't.
572
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,680
I cannot believe anybody would.
That's like, you know what,
573
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,480
let's hand out bagpipes to the
kids.
574
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,720
All of a sudden I'm at this
party and everybody's like, I'm
575
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,360
like, here's a great idea.
Let's.
576
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,720
Give them, let's give them all
kazoos.
577
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,440
Yeah, no, that'd be better than
whistles, I'm telling you right
578
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,320
now.
You know, we did the other day
579
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,400
we went, Emily, we run Emily to
the park to meet up with her
580
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,920
friend Ben, who used to be our
next door neighbor.
581
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,800
And they're great friends.
They were born 2 days apart in
582
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,280
the Saint Thomas hospital.
Yeah.
583
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Yeah.
So but for somehow Emily had
584
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,480
ended up with two recorders.
Oh, God, the instrument.
585
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,560
And so she was repaired and had
washed it to give Ben a recorder
586
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,760
at the park and his dad was
thrilled.
587
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,520
Yeah, boy, he there's nothing
more fun than the day a recorder
588
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,280
comes home from school.
How's this week been, Jordan?
589
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,880
Let me know.
Yeah, at our house, recorders
590
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,560
are basement toys.
They're only allowed in the
591
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,840
basement.
Anyway, those are my do's and
592
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,360
don'ts for a happy birthday
party.
593
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,960
That's it.
Enjoy.
594
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,040
Or just one do and, well, two
don'ts.
595
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,200
You got a bonus 1 today.
Yeah, do have a big sister Don't
596
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,480
give treat bags full of sugar at
the beginning of the party.
597
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,280
I was expecting more don't, so
that sounds very successful.
598
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,040
Yeah, don't give a whistle is
another one.
599
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,520
Well, yes, or.
A recorder even don't give that.
600
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,000
Yeah, bagpipes.
Don't give loud things or
601
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,680
banners.
Flavors.
602
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,520
Don't do banjos accordions.
I really know the parents.
603
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,840
I was like, I'm sending them
home full of sugar but I think
604
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,200
they burned it off by the time
all the parents pick them up.
605
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,160
So actually do send your kid to
a party like that at Rachel's
606
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:18,600
house.
Yeah.
607
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,480
So when they get home, they just
have a nap.
608
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,520
They're ready.
They're comatose.
609
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,920
This is due to underwhelming
demand.
610
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,160
It's a podcast.
It's Dave, Rachel, informant.
611
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,720
It's almost over.
But this is the point in the
612
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,120
podcast where we like to get
your correspondence, read your
613
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,000
emails, your comments, whatever
it is.
614
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,640
Don't forget we have a website,
underwhelming.ca.
615
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:06,640
Go there, read our blogs,
sponsor the show, buy us a
616
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,480
coffee, do whatever you want to
do leave.
617
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,280
Us, a voice note.
Yeah, sure.
618
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,960
Do.
All of that.
619
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,000
I have.
I have a little something here.
620
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,640
Normally, I don't get involved.
I listen to you guys read this
621
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,520
stuff.
But I got a message from someone
622
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:26,880
named Andrew that says me
Fireball is giving away a
623
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,920
lifetime supply of whiskey.
Oh, it was me.
624
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,680
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
625
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,680
Bad news for me, but good news
for you about the Fireball.
626
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:42,400
If you were born in 1935 or
earlier, you can enter online or
627
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,760
by mail through March 31st for a
shot at winning.
628
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,640
Apparently it's a lifetime
supply of Fireball whiskey if
629
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,080
you're 90 years old or older,
which Foreman sent to me and
630
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,560
said not good for me, but good
for you.
631
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,920
That's funny.
Yeah, that's just.
632
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,280
Yeah.
Oh my God.
633
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,720
What a riot, that's what a riot,
what an absolute riot.
634
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,200
That's.
Comedy right there.
635
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,760
Yeah, that.
That is, I'm telling.
636
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,280
You right now that's high jinx.
That's what that is.
637
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,440
So thank you for that.
And at first I read it and I
638
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,480
went, I'm not sure what you're
trying to tell me.
639
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,640
And then when I realized what
you were trying to tell me, I
640
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,520
was like, well, never mind.
The longer it takes, the more
641
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,120
accurate it is.
Oh, my God.
642
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah.
All right.
643
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,760
I have a bunch of emails.
Thank you very much for all your
644
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,880
emails.
That's not true.
645
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,400
OK, thank you for your emails.
This week.
646
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,360
Anna Neufeldt has gotten back to
us again.
647
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,640
She last time was on episode 48.
Well, she's catching up now.
648
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,080
She's on episode 69.
Nice, She says.
649
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,480
Anna says hi.
Just finished episode 69.
650
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,840
If I'm at karaoke and people be
singing my way and hello I'm
651
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,480
just going to leave because the
book I'm reading is more
652
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,960
interesting than that.
But I would love to see Rachel
653
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,600
perform Big butts lol and to
talk about karaoke I.
654
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,480
Think it was your go to karaoke
song because.
655
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,520
Yeah, I like there.
Was some 50 year old woman who
656
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,480
did.
Hello.
657
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,240
She wrapped the whole thing, but
there's nothing more bland than
658
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,520
A50 plus year old white woman
rapping.
659
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,880
It just doesn't work.
Because I think it.
660
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,080
Just doesn't.
Work.
661
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,400
By the way, since you brought
that up, I found our video from
662
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,760
13 years ago where you and I are
rapping and that was for a
663
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,400
karaoke.
Contest that we did.
664
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,960
You.
Did you?
665
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,560
Wrapped the X-ray three I did.
So that's A, at that point, a
666
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,560
young white woman rapping.
Yeah, but you were good at it.
667
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,760
You knew what you were doing.
You were a lot younger you.
668
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,040
We had you in the studio, you
nailed it, and then you had to
669
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,440
do it to play next thing.
Yeah, the lip.
670
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Sync, yes.
Anyway, she says.
671
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Anna says.
I also recently went to Costco
672
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,280
and hate it there.
Foreman Normally I don't go, my
673
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,360
dad does the shopping, but my
friends wanted to go.
674
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,400
I thought I'd tag along anyway.
When we were there I thought I'd
675
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,720
see if I could find the tire
section because Foreman
676
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,159
couldn't.
I found it within 5 minutes of
677
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,880
being there.
How the heck can you not find
678
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,320
it?
Foreman?
679
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,920
It's right there in big letters.
Yes, where the tires are.
680
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,239
Go to a different location,
Anna, and it'll be in a
681
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,639
different spot.
The doors are in a different
682
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,320
area, the signs are different.
You know what we spent the other
683
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,679
day and I took my daughter with
me.
684
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:27,520
She wanted to go for reasons I
don't know at a busy time and we
685
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,760
were looking for mayonnaise and
I'm texting my wife 15 minutes
686
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,719
before we figured out which
mayonnaise was Canadian.
687
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,199
OK, some of them aren't.
Yeah, which one is just so we
688
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,760
know.
That I end up with Hellman's,
689
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,639
actually.
OK.
690
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:45,920
So made in Canada, FYI.
Good saved us 15 minutes.
691
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,960
Saves us some time, yeah.
Yeah, the Kirkland, not so much.
692
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,000
Not so.
OK.
693
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,639
All right.
Yeah, listen, Anna, the
694
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,440
Dartmouth Costco and the Halifax
Costco are completely different
695
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,560
layouts.
Shut up.
696
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,160
Yeah, that really messes with
you.
697
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,360
It does mess with you.
When the South end Costco was
698
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,200
new, it was a totally different
layout from the old one, and
699
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,240
everybody was so confused for a
long time.
700
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,440
But.
They could.
701
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,560
They have the power to make it
the same layout, but they chose
702
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,720
not to.
They choose to confuse.
703
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,920
You.
Yep, they want to mess with you,
704
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,840
actually.
Enjoy.
705
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,080
It or actually go oh this is
different.
706
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,800
I love it.
But that's just me I guess.
707
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,920
You're sightseen in Costco.
Yeah, yeah.
708
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,440
Yeah, he does.
I do.
709
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,560
You are old enough for that
Fireball giveaway.
710
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,680
No, I'm not.
No, I've always.
711
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,120
I was doing that.
That was long ago.
712
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,920
I I enjoy browsing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
713
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,040
OK.
Dave talked about his furnace
714
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,720
recently and Lori wrote to us
and she says my husband is a
715
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,560
furnace technician who has his
own business in West rural
716
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,480
Elgin.
He has so many stories of
717
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,320
customers and how they do stupid
shit.
718
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,280
A lady called us a no joy hater
for four days.
719
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,040
Her husband was going to go look
at the furnace and she got angry
720
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,040
and fed up with cold showers.
Called this woman's husband
721
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,880
after deep inspection couldn't
find anything wrong.
722
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,680
He pulled it out from the wall
and it wasn't plugged in.
723
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:12,920
She was fuming.
Another one, grandma was
724
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,120
babysitting and turned off the
furnace.
725
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,840
Parents came home, grandma left,
woke up to a cold house, moved
726
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,160
in with said grandma for a week,
called someone else and waited.
727
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,240
When they didn't show up, they
called this woman's husband.
728
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,440
He flipped the switch.
Instant heat.
729
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,120
They moved out for a week
because the switch.
730
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,800
Moved in with grandma and
grandma doesn't remember turning
731
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,480
the.
I don't know.
732
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,440
That.
Why are you turning off someone
733
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,640
else's furnace?
There's someone that needs the
734
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,960
fireball.
Yeah.
735
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,040
You don't remember turning off
the burn?
736
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,280
Who?
Unplugs one for.
737
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,280
That I don't know how you
unplug.
738
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,720
I don't even know how you do
that.
739
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,840
I don't know.
Wow.
740
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,080
Oh gosh.
You remember the discovery my
741
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,680
mother made in the freezer, by
the way?
742
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,320
Yes, breast milk, OK, from when
Foreman was a baby.
743
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:05,600
Yeah, Foreman's breast milk,
which is really off putting,
744
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,840
yes.
It sure is, but popular because
745
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,800
we have a comment on TikTok from
It's me saying I love that this
746
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,320
clip showed up on my 4U page.
This episode was hilarious.
747
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,320
It's just been shocked to
everyone.
748
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,240
It did make me.
Laugh.
749
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,880
Tell your mom about that like.
Not.
750
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,480
Not a single word yet.
No, really.
751
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,680
OK, well maybe she hasn't made
it to that episode.
752
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,880
I expect we'll hear from.
Her.
753
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,080
I hope so.
I hope so.
754
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:37,440
Too, I accept I got word that
Ashley told my mom who told me,
755
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,160
which was supposed to be secret.
Told you what?
756
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,760
And it came from a secret source
of how I knew that information.
757
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,360
Now I know why you got the
sandwich.
758
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,200
Why I'm never getting one ever
again.
759
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,880
Yeah.
That's right, there is.
760
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,000
A few other comments about this
situation though from Steven who
761
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,040
said when I heard this on the
podcast all I could think of is
762
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,680
the kid from grown-ups going
mommy's milk.
763
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,520
I want mommy's milk.
I forget.
764
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,000
Oh God, I don't really want to
look that up now because it's my
765
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,360
mom.
No, please don't.
766
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,280
Tammy clearly didn't because we
put up a little video clip and
767
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,360
didn't reveal what was found so
that you could come listen to us
768
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,720
here.
Thank you for doing that.
769
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,600
But Tammy still bothered to
leave us several comments of is
770
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,720
it horse meat?
And that would be actually very
771
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,240
that would have been funny too.
And then what?
772
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,120
Is it not in a very nice way?
No.
773
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,480
No, I don't know.
I don't.
774
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,240
Think your mom would like that?
I mean, she's asking what is it?
775
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,160
And Deborah was asking what is
it?
776
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,840
So you could, you know,
eventually they'll listen to
777
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,880
this and they'll understand.
I hope so.
778
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,920
Not a horse, me.
No, not worth me.
779
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,560
No.
OK, I have an e-mail from Bonnie
780
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,600
who says I was thinking about
giving you a voice memo and then
781
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,920
you end it off with a clip of me
back from the radio days, I
782
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,240
guess last week and I realized
how much I hate my voice.
783
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,520
So e-mail it is.
That's so.
784
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,480
Funny that that you knew that
was you, Bonnie, and you're
785
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,040
still around.
And thank you so much.
786
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,080
Yes, because I went through the
archives and I found when we
787
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,360
were talking about pie or cake.
Right.
788
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,920
And so.
That's what she's writing to us
789
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,080
about.
Exactly, Bonnie was saying how
790
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,720
she enjoys both and there's a
time and place or both and
791
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,040
Rachel cut her off by saying no
fence sitting pie or cake.
792
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,320
Anyway, Bonnie lives out in BC
and she listens to us from way
793
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,000
out there and she she writes to
us from time to time.
794
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,640
She says.
Here's an update on the old pie
795
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,280
versus cake debate.
I am definitely team cake.
796
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,560
I am no longer a fence sitter.
Maybe it's something I've
797
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,280
learned as I age since you went
deep into the archives for that
798
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,840
clip.
It was probably 8 years ago.
799
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:59,080
What I did actually want to
comment on was robot vacuums.
800
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,760
So she's team cake now.
We're moving on to robot
801
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,040
splurged after we moved to BC
and it's amazing.
802
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,800
We got a litter robot for our
cats and wow it's even more of a
803
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,600
game changer than the vacuum.
Never going back on that
804
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,040
purchase.
Also, since you mentioned it
805
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,320
recently, I still miss Swiss
Chalet.
806
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,480
I've only been in BC for about 6
months.
807
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,840
I didn't realize BC didn't have
Swiss chalet.
808
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,720
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
809
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,080
And she told us that.
Speaking of restaurants, Rachel,
810
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:29,600
I can't believe you chose The
Keg when you said when you went
811
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,920
to Windsor.
Windsor has so many amazing
812
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,440
restaurants that aren't pub food
you could have picked from.
813
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,880
Thanks for always giving me
something to listen to on my
814
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,560
long drives to and from work
that isn't the staticky old
815
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,920
radio stations in northeastern
BC.
816
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,400
Thank you, Bonnie.
Bonnie, thank you.
817
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,560
Did go to The Keg.
Yeah, of.
818
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,480
Course you did.
Yeah, well, we went to another
819
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,800
restaurant the night before,
but.
820
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,680
The casino restaurant.
Yeah, but it was really good.
821
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,320
It was better than the keg, and
that's a high standard.
822
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,760
By the way, Bonnie, that wasn't
eight years ago.
823
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:05,160
That was 10 years ago, 10 years.
August 24th, 20. 15 still team
824
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,440
pie and I'm going to get one of
your elbows up chocolate pies
825
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320
for me and I'll let you know.
Yes, I have a flour mill, right?
826
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,600
Yes, beware.
The hours for the Red River Cafe
827
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,800
differ from Arva Flour Mills, as
we both found out.
828
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,000
Yeah.
They do close early getting one
829
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,160
I gotta get.
One OK, all right, men are
830
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,480
feeling like $1,000,000 stacked
up all $100 bills.
831
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,280
Got a whole 6 pack on ice, but
I'm riding on the hottest wheels
832
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,560
deep back in a Purwin swerving.
Put my pedal to the metal like I
833
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,640
gave her, turn it up and let the
speaker spin for Mr. Collins.
834
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,080
But I called him gave.
Chilling on a dirt.
835
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,520
Road lean back swerving like
them.
836
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:51,080
George Jones smoke rolling out
the window and ice cold beer
837
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:56,480
sitting in the console.
I'm turning up a real life
838
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,160
driver.
That's right, I'm in the easy
839
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,240
street.
I'm not.
840
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,000
Tired and enjoy the ride?
That's right.
841
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:16,200
Mommy, I want some milk.
Oh, sure, Angel, come here, give
842
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,080
me a little something.
Slow down, honey.
843
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,200
Not such a big gob.
You're going to get a tummy
844
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:23,600
ache.