June 16, 2025

Swingin' Party, Man - Powered by Sparkle Princess Parties! (Ep. 129)

Swingin' Party, Man - Powered by Sparkle Princess Parties! (Ep. 129)

(4:43) - Dave's annual illness

(13:36) - Forman's new pest

(23:05 - Rachel Gilbert: Sex Toy Expert

(36:10) - YOUR comments & voice memos!

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Foreman, did you rodeo this
weekend?

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Because I feel like it looked.
Did you rodeo it?

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Sure looked like I did.
Yeah, tried on all the guys

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stuff.
So where was this rodeo?

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What was this?
It comes to the arena every

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year.
It's a tour.

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It's a professional bull rider
like the.

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PBO.
PBR Tour.

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OK.
And then they put it on TV.

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Oh, it's on TV.
Yeah, yeah.

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They set up a new.
They're like we're testing it

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for like VIPs this year.
But if it goes well, we'll bring

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it.
You could buy tickets.

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They have like a ring in the
middle of the ring that's like

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sunken down with like seats and
you can sit in the middle while

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guys are getting bucked off
around you.

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No, thank you.
I would like that.

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That's too close.
Awesome.

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No, I would sit there and watch
that.

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Absolutely.
Yeah.

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What if you?
Get hit by a guy falling off.

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Well, it's in a cage, so it's
just.

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Oh, I see.
And.

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They're not gonna hit you.
Oh, it's in a cage, OK.

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They bounce off of you.
It's fine.

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It's like being in a shark cage.
Yes, it is.

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And going down and the rodeo
guys are.

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Interesting.
Yeah.

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The Bulls are kicking, balls are
flying, Yeah, I think.

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That was flying.
I mean I would say in my

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uneducated opinion that we are
dressed similarly.

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How would you rank my get up
here on a scale from Ripped to

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Jimmy?
Where am I?

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I'd say you could probably put
on all this stuff and you'd look

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like you'd be in the bull
riding.

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Let's do it.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
We are Dave, Rachel, Inform and

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this is the podcast that is
powered by the Sun, so it should

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come as no surprise we are
recording at night.

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Yes, yeah, really getting to me
because it's a nice summer day

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out there.
Yeah, not anymore.

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Lung God.
Lung God, this is your companion

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to.
The summer day.

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Come on.
Sure.

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Yeah.
And yeah, coming up, coming up

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on the podcast, Rachel is a sex
toy expert, Foreman versus

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versus the birds.
And Dave gets pneumonia again,

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because that's exciting.
And this excitement is, Yeah,

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brought to you once again by
Sparkle Princess parties.

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Aren't they thrilled?
Are they?

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Thrilled to be sponsoring this
well.

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They're the.
Perfect partners to a good

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summer.
Hot beautiful day that's.

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True, that is.
Very true.

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Sparkle Princess Parties is
owned and operated by Abby.

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She offers professional face
painting, glitter tattoos,

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she'll do hair tinsel, She'll do
theme parties where she'll come

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to your party or your event with
crafts and activities that are

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in line with whatever theme
you're having for maybe your

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birthday, maybe you're doing
like a fun fair at your school

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or some kind of Canada Day party
coming up or you know.

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Something like.
That yeah, kids pool party.

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Kids pool party I.
Like, more than just my face

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painted.
So, Abigail, do that.

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She'll do hair tinsel for you,
Dave.

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Yeah, she could do glitter
tattoos.

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Not where I was thinking, but
OK, OK.

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OK, you want your arms faded,
your whole body?

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Yeah, sure.
You're going to be a Canadian

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flag by the end of it.
You are the flag.

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Yeah, she does it all.
And when I say face painting,

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like it's not just silly face
like this is like pro level

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fancy.
Like it looks like airbrushing

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to me.
You could go on stage in a

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performance of The Lion King and
look like you are properly

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dressed for that part.
Absolutely.

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Like she's, she's talented.
So you can reach out to her on

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social media or through e-mail.
You can just look up Sparkle

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Princess parties in on Facebook
or on Instagram.

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She's located in the Woodstock
area, but she travels around the

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region, of course.
And we'll put her info, her

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contact phone and e-mail in the
show notes there.

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Or you can look her up on social
media.

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And, and if you do look her up,
then you can see what she does,

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which is pretty awesome
actually.

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Oh yeah, it's.
Good stuff.

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Yeah, Sparkle Princess parties
check it out.

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So I want to good segue.
Yeah, well, I'm not done yet.

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Hey, not even done.
I haven't even started I.

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Haven't even.
Started.

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Because I just stopped talking.
I'm like your turn.

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Yeah, I'm done.
Exactly.

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I'm done.
Your turn.

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You guys all just stop there's.
Two of you to figure out who can

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jump in now.
Somebody has to catch the ball

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for him, and you understand what
I mean?

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Yes, like.
The But you often enjoy punting

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the ball and see what happened,
so here it is.

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It's coming for you.
It hit in the.

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Face I I have the ball.
You guys gave me the ball and

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I'm here to apologize openly to
the two of you for last week's

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podcast because I'm pretty sure
and I don't know, I haven't seen

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it, I haven't listened to it.
I may at some point, I don't

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know, but I had a as you guys
are both aware, you do you, you

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guys do all of the work on this.
I do literally nothing.

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And last week I had an episode
in which I was trying to control

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a cough with a little bit of
water.

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And you guys can see me where,
you know, we have the, we have

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the video going.
And I believe Rachel, you were

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talking, you were doing a, it
was very entertaining about

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playing golf and all that stuff.
And I had something I wanted to

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say, but I felt a cough coming
on.

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So I took a little sip of water
and then choked.

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I mean, literally, I, I was, I
coughed for 15 minutes straight.

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You guys thought I was dead.
You were worried.

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Well, at first I thought you
were really laughing hard at my

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jokes and I was impressed with
myself.

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None of it.
And.

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Then I realized, no, I think
that's going on a little too

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long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Anyway, is he still alive?
I cut all of that out so you

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don't hear that.
I knew you.

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Did you the the listener or
viewer would not see?

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Guys, I know you did.
I, I, I begged you not to

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include a lot because and then
afterwards I think I did

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headlines and I was struggling
to get through the headlines.

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And if you notice that when you
listen to the podcast, I will

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explain why now, because somehow
I got pneumonia again.

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How do I get pneumonia again?
And in June?

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Yeah, in June of all time.
What the heck?

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I don't think it's.
Become an annual event.

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No, it's not annual.
I don't want it so long.

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I, I, I don't want to prolong
this.

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Before we did the podcast, I had
a fever.

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It came out of nowhere.
It knocked me on my bum.

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And then the next thing I know,
I felt good again.

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Then I'm up.
I'm doing everything.

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Everything's fine.
I go to bed that night, I wake

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up the next day, I'm down, down
for the count again.

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I can't like one day I got up
and went back to bed.

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That's that's all I did.
It was a fever.

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That's a fever.
Nothing more than I had the

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episode with you guys like like
so I went to bed that night.

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My chest is killing me.
I'm like and it all because I

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choked on a little bit of water
was stupid.

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So I said something to my wife
in the morning and I drop her

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off and she sends me a text and
says maybe you have pneumonia.

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How the hell would I have
pneumonia?

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Like what?
Well, you have a, you know, like

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this and this and this.
She's got a few things listed.

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And I went, OK, I'm calling the
doctor and I don't like to

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bother the doctor if I'm, you
know, like it's a fever.

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Big deal.
I don't like to go and waste

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anybody's time, right?
So I called the doctor's office.

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The lady says, oh, what do you
why do you need to come in?

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I said, well, I might have
pneumonia.

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Oh dear.
Well, can you be here by 10:15?

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I'm saying, Oh yes, I can be
there.

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So I get.
In your doctor's office can get

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you in that quickly.
He's a good guy.

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I like.
Mine is like booked for a month

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up ahead.
It's ridiculous.

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I.
Got in that day.

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So I get in.
Then he finally says I don't

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think you have pneumonia.
I don't hear anything.

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I said, well what's wrong with
me?

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He said, well I've had three
people in today.

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It's a virus.
It's just a virus.

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What?
He said I'll send you for an

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X-ray.
Go for an X-ray and I'll give

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you a prescription, but don't
fill it unless you hear from me.

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I'm like, OK, so I go down.
Very nice lady who remembers

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this from the radio.
Guys go in, I do my X-ray, get

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up there, I do my X-ray.
I go home and I think to myself,

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I just have a virus.
I'm fine, right?

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I'm fine.
Yeah, I feel fine.

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There's nothing.
Rest of the day, I feel fine.

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I get up the next day, I'm
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I'm gonna go play golf.
I'm going.

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I'm done.
I feel good.

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I get out to the golf course.
We're out there.

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I hit my first tee shot.
I bang it straight out there.

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I'm pretty pleased with myself.
There you go.

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And I walk out.
I'm helping a guy look for his

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ball and my phone's ringing.
It's in my golf cart.

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I'm over here.
I can't get there.

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I see it's my doctor.
He's calling.

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I'm like, well it's calling to
tell me I'm fine, right?

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Was it a good day?
Like you had good shots already?

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Was your 4th there?
Yeah.

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So even even better day was
being it was.

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An even better day.
Try to complete the picture

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here.
Right.

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Even better.
So, so I don't get to my phone

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in time.
So then I see there's a message.

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So I listen to the message and
the message is my doctor

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personally calling me.
Because normally it's the the

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secretary, but it's my doctor
personally calling me.

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He says call me back as soon as
you can.

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I'm like.
Oh no.

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And I goes, yeah, he goes, you
know what?

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He says.
You've got a little pneumonia on

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the right hand side, right there
where it hurt.

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Right where?
You had the cake, so you knew.

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You have a little trace of
pneumonia there.

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And I said, oh, So what do I do?
He said, well, get that

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prescription filled, which I
did.

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And he, he goes, take it.
If you have any issues, let me

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know if we need to give you
something stronger.

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I'm like, OK, I said, well, I'm
on the golf course.

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He goes, yeah, you really are
walking pneumonia.

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And we had had this
conversation.

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There is no, there's no such
thing as walking pneumonia.

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Really.
Really.

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He said to me that day, he goes
walking pneumonia is not a

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thing.
People make things up, so if you

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look up.
Right.

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Because everybody around here
like kids and walking.

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Our neighbors were like, oh,
people, we have walking

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pneumonia.
Like what?

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Walking pneumonia like like
you're pneumonia like.

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It just doesn't.
Take you out.

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Exactly what it is for man.
A trace I didn't have when I was

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sick with you guys 5-6 years
ago.

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I had full on both of my lungs
every I had.

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A You were very bad back then.
Yes, that was the first time you

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had pneumonia.
So let me explain what walking,

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technically walking pneumonia is
a little bit OK, Pneumonia,

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that's what it essentially it's
having pneumonia and not knowing

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that you have pneumonia.
Can you get rid of it on your

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own?
Apparently, according to Google,

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yes.
But you're better off getting,

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you know, medication to get rid
of it.

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I had a very mild case, very
mild case, Foreman, but enough.

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And when if you left it, does
that mean like a little bit of

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pneumonia?
If you don't treat it, will it

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become full pneumonia?
Yeah, could I?

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Would I would I would argue
because mine I was having some

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pains, mine would have got worse
probably, probably.

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But if you have walking.
Pneumonia.

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Walking pneumonia, which is not
really a thing.

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Like it's a tiny bit of
pneumonia.

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If you think you have that, you
probably don't.

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It's a chest cold.
It's a chest cold, don't bother

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your doctor.
But if you're trying to be

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dramatic about your chest cold,
then it's, ah, it's walking

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pneumonia.
Yeah, I got.

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A lot more.
Go see the donkey if you want.

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Can't get into Rachel's for a
few days.

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No, my doctor is you can't get
in for two weeks minimum.

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When can you get here?
She said.

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Right away I.
Yeah, No, we can't.

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They will not.
They rarely make exception like

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you can, although they do have a
walking clinic at night that you

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can go to.
If you want no.

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Which is the worst thing, yes.
Avoid at all costs.

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But it's only for patients.
But it's all what you have to

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line up and Oh my God, it's
literal hell on earth.

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Walk in clean out of that are
not walk in clinics.

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They're line up in weight
clinics.

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Stop calling them walk.
In yes, it's.

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Coughed on clinics just.
Just book appointments so that

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everybody knows when they can
come and if they have an

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appointment, if they can get in.
Yeah, get whatever, but

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everybody noticed.
Family walk in clinics anywhere.

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Book Appointments.
Yeah, I came in with a Just

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Gold, but I left with pneumonia.
Yeah, exactly.

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You would.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand with Dave, Rachel and
Foreman.

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This is the podcast that feels
like a hot summer day.

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Does it?
Sweaty and very uncomfortable.

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I mean, I'm.
Feeling that right.

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I'm feeling that right now.
I'm feeling that right now.

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Having you desperate for relief.
That's right.

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But but but Foreman.
I'm desperate to be rid of the

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birds living at my home.
Very good, that is almost handed

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to you.
The birds?

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The birds what?
What kind of what?

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Kind of birds do you have there?
Robins.

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What is the season?
Worst.

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Kind, it's the season.
We have, we have Cardinals, the

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Cardinals.
The male Cardinal looks great.

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Yeah, with the, he was so bright
red in the field.

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Yeah, that's him.
The Cardinal he used to play.

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That's the only reason I know
that.

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Oh.
My God, name that.

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Bird, that bird.
Can you do a?

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Robin, Can you do a Robin for
me?

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I.
Don't know what Robin sound

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like.
Oh my God.

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Oh, stay away from your nest,
lady.

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Leave me alone.
That's my life right now.

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That happened to me before,
yeah.

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This is constant and Ashley
already has this years long

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thing with birds where she's she
doesn't get along with any bird,

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no.
When you say she doesn't, she

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doesn't get along, what does
that mean?

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She doesn't want to be around
them.

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And they don't.
There's something about with

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birds against her too.
But who's ever heard of someone

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hitting a bird with their car?
Because Yep, Ashley has several

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times just driving.
I've had a couple of birds.

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Yes, I've hit a bird once or
twice, Yeah.

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Wow, Yeah, it happens.
It happens.

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They.
Hit me really.

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I mean like.
Yeah, it's more of a well, I'm

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not trying to hit them.
They sort of.

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Yeah, yeah, you're already,
you're already on your I.

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Was trying to hit the.
Bird bigger than them if.

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You're trying to hit birds while
driving.

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You're don't do that.
That's difficult.

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I think, yeah, don't do that.
But she's always the one that

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and she'll hit a bird or if
anyone's going to get chased by

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a goose, it's her really.
And she'll run and scream from

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the house, which just makes it
worse.

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Hilarious.
I love that.

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Wow, there's.
Nothing more entertaining than

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someone who's frightened of
birds, I find.

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Yeah, because.
Birds.

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Really, birds are really
frightened of us.

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They don't want really any part
of us.

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Geese are geese are a different
sort of they are a bird and

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they're a different animal.
Yes, you know they're they're

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going to protect usually if a if
a goose gets upset.

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Themselves, I think they're just
gonna it's.

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Because you're, you're, you're
bothering, you know, Yeah.

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But it's when they have the
babies in the spring that

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they're, they're just pissing
and snapping and twisting their

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necks around and they're.
Going around the golf course,

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they don't like 9 irons.
I'll just tell you.

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They don't.
Hey, no they don't ore balls.

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I did a lot of ore balls.
I'm only kidding, I've never

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touched inferred with A9 iron.
It's just a joke.

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I think it would just be nice to
know you have a weapon in your

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hand in case it in case.
It comes at you, yeah.

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I would.
I would only use it to protect

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myself.
That's right.

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That's right.
Just I.

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Used to do a stroller boot camp
at Spring Bank Park for like a

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whole year and and the the geese
never really bothered us.

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There was a lot of them walking
around, Yeah.

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Well if they don't have any
babies then they will just leave

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you.
Alone.

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If there's no babies around,
they're fine.

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There's.
Some babies in the spring,

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obviously, but.
So you have a bird they'll

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foreman that must have a a baby.
Around they have a they she

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built a nest on.
Normally I'm pretty good about

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it if I see one started get
Nope, get out of here.

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You're getting hosed down and
put in the garbage before

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there's eggs.
Right.

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Yeah.
But this year, I did not see one

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in the back corner of her house.
She built it on top of the vent

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from the hood vent over your
stove.

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Oh, has a little metal vent that
goes outside, and she built it

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on top.
Oh, wow.

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So it's not blocking the air
flow from actually using the

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vent.
But it's a nice little platform

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for her to put a Robin's nest on
top of it.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Right.
And you can't get at it.

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It's pretty high.
I need a ladder, yeah, and if I

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go anywhere near it, she will
attack.

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Like how close?
Like you just walk under it.

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This is on the backside corner
of her house.

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And then on the main back part
is like our deck goes right to

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that corner, and that's where
the BBQ is.

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The hot tub's there.
Yeah.

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If you glance in that direction,
she's on you.

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You should.
She'll be on top of the fence,

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in the grass, all always
watching.

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Is it the female?
Or the male that's.

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Happy.
Yeah, the dad's on the fence.

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Yeah, the.
Male.

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Well I think it's the mom
because eggs have attached.

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You can see 2 little heads if
she's far enough away that you

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can look over.
Right, okay, yeah, well then

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you're on the down, down like
it's almost over.

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It's almost over because she's,
yeah, she's always.

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Out collecting worms and you see
her with worms and she's on the

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top of the fence and she's going
back and forth.

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Yep.
Yeah, and she'll just dive bomb

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your head.
Yes.

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When we lived in our old house,
we had a, we would go out the

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door and there was a light there
on the porch, right?

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So the, there was a nest there
on the light, right behind the

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light.
They built it on the light.

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Basically I had that happen one
time too.

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And we couldn't use the door.
We couldn't go in and out that

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door.
We had to go out the garage.

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You gotta get them.
Out as soon as you'd get you go

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out the door.
They were dive but and both of

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them, the mom and the dad would
dive bomb our heads.

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It was scary.
I thought it was gonna use it.

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First time I was.
That happened at a house I was

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at too.
And I saw the nest up there and

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I went, oh, isn't that cool?
It's not cool.

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It's not.
Fun.

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Because the other thing is
there's a window right here

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beside me.
And this window, well, is right

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under where she is, and it's
just full of shit.

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It's all shit in there.
It's so gross.

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Yeah.
Fill it with some grass.

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They don't tend to hold that in.
No, it just goes wherever.

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Just be right under the nest,
yeah?

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But you can't.
Well, hopefully the babies are

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gone in a couple weeks and then
they.

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Better because it's been a
couple weeks now of this and you

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can't even go near it.
Ashley's little scream and like

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she'll dunk her head in the hot
tub almost because the mom's

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around.
And then I had to go.

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There's grass over here too, so
at some point I got to get in

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there and cut it right.
So there.

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All mores.
Coming through with the push

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mower in one.
Hand the noise maybe?

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And the whipper sniper above my
head in the other hand.

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Oh.
My gosh.

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Pushing the lawnmower whipper
sniper in the air looking

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looking for shadows waiting for
you.

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Wow.
Oh my gosh.

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So funny.
She didn't get me though.

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But no, that would have been a
sight.

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I don't think so.
Get you?

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She just wants to scare you
away.

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But you might have to move your
BBQ to the other side of the

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deck for now.
She's getting on you, Rachel.

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It's not.
She's just scaring you away.

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I.
Don't think she's the land on

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you.
I think it's so terrible animal

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instinct to act like this when
you have babies there because

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you're basically telling all
animals, all people, all

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potential predators, hey,
there's babies in there

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unattended.
If you just shut up, lady, then

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I wouldn't even know the desk
was there.

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Well, that's.
True, yeah.

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Good point.
Yeah, they're.

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Not smarter than us.
Raise that at the next bird

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meeting that you attend.
How about you do that?

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The community town hall.
Sorry, it's so hard.

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Sorry.
Pneumonia must be gone.

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Yeah, it's gone.
It is gone.

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It's actually, it's funny that,
you know, you're you're trying

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to give the birds.
Hey.

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Hey birds.
Parenting.

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Tips.
Hey, maybe you don't make such a

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ruckus other people might stop.
Telling us there's an unattended

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baby over here.
You need to go to the next.

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Meeting just prime for being
kidnapped.

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You like to go she.
Should know better.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand, The podcast.

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That's like dipping your toe in
the water at Port Stanley this

452
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,000
time of year.
Cold and uninviting.

453
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,320
But but it it does get better.
So yeah, it'll get better.

454
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,840
That's a good beach.
Yeah, hang in there, hang in

455
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,560
there.
Little, nipply little.

456
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,960
Nipply.
Is that what that's what they

457
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,840
would say?
Sure.

458
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,120
OK.
And if it's too cold, try out

459
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,480
the Port Stanley Brewing
Company.

460
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,080
Oh, I intend to go there.
Hoping for a sponsorship?

461
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,200
Well, don't shit on them and
maybe they.

462
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,600
Will they're?
Fantastic.

463
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,280
Why would we do that?
Okay, well, they're not the keg,

464
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,400
Rachel.
Okay, I am going to the keg this

465
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,920
weekend for Father's Day.
Is that a God?

466
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,400
I hope it's not a gift.
Of course it is.

467
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,600
You'll know is we have the way.
No.

468
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,520
Wow.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.

469
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,160
We're going to the keg.
We're going somewhere we we're

470
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,080
not sure you like, but we don't
know what you like, so we're

471
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,960
going.
I don't know anything about you,

472
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,520
so let's go to the keg.
Let's go to the.

473
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:57,280
This was a request by the dad
that's being taken, so not

474
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,960
lying.
I don't know what dad does that,

475
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,360
but OK, whatever.
That's.

476
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,160
That's whole other world the
problem.

477
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,120
Is a whole other world.
So this segment is not for kids,

478
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,640
This is not for kids.
Which segment?

479
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,960
That we do is for kids.
I don't know if some kids might

480
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,360
listen, but this one is not OK.
I don't every kid you just

481
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,960
turned saved.
It to the end.

482
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,840
Yeah, every kid loves pneumonia.
Old days pneumonia.

483
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,160
Foreman's Birds.
And Foreman talking about his

484
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,520
birds.
Right.

485
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:30,800
Yeah, OK, so this one's not for
kids because I recently went to

486
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:36,280
a sex toy party here.
We go, okay, well, we knew.

487
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,480
You put up the swing.
Okay, all right.

488
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,920
So put up the swing.
No, I saw a real sex swing there

489
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:48,280
and it looks very different.
Very a sex toy party.

490
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,360
Yeah, at a friend's house in the
neighborhood.

491
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,640
How do you get invited to that?
Where does that come?

492
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,280
Is it come?
Is that an e-mail or?

493
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,040
No, it was a text.
Actually, it was a text message

494
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,440
text.
It was a bunch of girls, a bunch

495
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,760
of us girls, moms in the in the
in the neighborhood celebrating

496
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,440
somebody's 40th birthday.
And as I'm at this party,

497
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,680
several people said to me, are
you going to be talking about

498
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,800
this on the podcast?
I said, I yes, I fucking am.

499
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,440
Absolutely.
So watch what you do.

500
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,480
And they did.
There wasn't any.

501
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,400
There wasn't a lot of any
scandalous things.

502
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,040
There's lots of jokes and things
like that.

503
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:29,320
Who hosted the can?
I don't want to.

504
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,000
I don't.
I don't need names or.

505
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,040
Anything.
Should I make up a name?

506
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,800
I don't know the the host I'll
say it's a host.

507
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,760
It was a girl who hosted for her
40th birthday and all the invite

508
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,320
said was come help me celebrate
drinks, dips and Dicks.

509
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,520
And I said I wasn't sure.
We were all like, alright,

510
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,080
picked this sounds like a fun
girls night.

511
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,400
You know, it kind of sounds like
a Bachelorette party.

512
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,640
That pretty much says what it
is, Rachel.

513
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,080
I don't think there was any
question.

514
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,360
There Well, I had a couple
because the as we're getting

515
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,040
ready to go, I texted I'm like,
is this like a a buying things

516
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:09,240
party or is this just like a
like a penis themed party?

517
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,880
Sitting around looking at Dicks.
Right.

518
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,400
And she's like, Oh no, it's like
you can buy things if you want.

519
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,520
Like it's.
Are we looking at Dicks?

520
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,400
Are we holding on to Dicks?
Yeah, that's.

521
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,560
Right are we?
Playing.

522
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,600
With there's drinks, there's
dips and there's and there's

523
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,400
Dicks.
Dicks.

524
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,640
That's all I really knew.
OK, So I thought OK God I hope

525
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,280
my parents are listening right
now.

526
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,800
I don't think I will turn that
party for him and I don't know

527
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,360
about you.
If you got that, you would you

528
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,720
go.
No, well, I don't know unless

529
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,560
they're likes.
Drinks and dips I'm into but I

530
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,920
don't know if I need to.
Are.

531
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,280
Did they invite people like us
who needed to bring I?

532
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,120
No.
I don't think so.

533
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,880
It was all women.
Good.

534
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,840
It was all women and.
Surprise, surprise, yeah.

535
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,080
It was always so I said, is this
like a buying things like or

536
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,520
purchasing things or like what
is this part?

537
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,080
Or is this just like a kind of a
Bachelorette?

538
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,880
I don't theme type party right
like she said.

539
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,120
Says drinks.
Drinks, dips and Dicks.

540
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,960
And Dicks.
Why are you asking questions

541
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,160
after that?
Well, I wasn't sure you're.

542
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,200
A big question.
Were you the only one who asked

543
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,880
questions?
Because I feel like you were.

544
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,640
Only I think I was the only one.
I feel like you would she.

545
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,440
Says help me celebrate the Big
40 was another.

546
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:30,240
So I thought, OK, so this is not
it's not for kids, obviously.

547
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,840
So we didn't really.
We obviously didn't tell her

548
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,040
party.
Or this segment, once again, I'm

549
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,360
confused.
OK.

550
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,560
All right.
Sure.

551
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,920
So she says yes, it's a buying
things party now.

552
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,600
There used to be thing a party
called, I can't remember what's

553
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,120
called.
Oh, Fantasia parties.

554
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,320
That's what they used to be
called.

555
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:53,200
Now they're called Pure Romance
Parties and it's basically sex

556
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,080
toys.
That's basically all it is.

557
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,680
Your friend.
Someone comes and they present

558
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,800
all these sex toys to you and
you can purchase them if you

559
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,960
like.
So your friend was using her

560
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,440
birthday as an excuse to.
Sell.

561
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,600
To sell her friends and
neighbors on her multi level

562
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,080
marketing scheme well, she.
Wasn't the one doing it.

563
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,560
She wasn't the one selling it.
Somebody.

564
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,200
Came.
She was getting.

565
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,760
Cut.
She was taking a little so.

566
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,800
The host gets.
A little A.

567
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,040
Portion of the sale sure to
purchase their own.

568
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,840
Base Oh, I see.
Alright.

569
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,800
Yeah.
So I oh, so you don't get any

570
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,280
cash back, but you get to you.
Get like a you get money, you

571
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,920
get portion of the sales that
you.

572
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,040
Can buy something in the catalog
that sure suits your.

573
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,760
Suits your fancy.
What?

574
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,400
What would you say?
If you were to put a a shape on

575
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,040
the structure of this sales
situation, would it?

576
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,560
Would it be a pyramid shaped?
Maybe.

577
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Kind of a triangle, probably.
Yeah.

578
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,840
Yeah, I would say right.
Got it.

579
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,440
How big?
How big was the Tri anyway?

580
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:02,120
So and then when you purchase
you can go to a separate room

581
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:06,720
and they have it all private so
you can purchase your own thing.

582
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,040
But the.
First thing.

583
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,720
Yeah, not everybody knows, but
not everybody was purchasing

584
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,720
things.
Wait a second, you don't?

585
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,120
If you want to buy something,
you go into a separate.

586
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,280
Go into the champagne room.
Does that work?

587
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,680
Well, the lady that's selling,
yeah will like present all the

588
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,160
products.
Right.

589
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,400
And then she goes to a separate
room and then you take turns

590
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,400
going in the room and telling
her what you want to buy and

591
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
ordering it.
Oh, because you don't want your

592
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,880
friends to know what you're
buying?

593
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,880
Yeah, you don't want your
friends to know which adult toy

594
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,360
that you've purchased, right?
OK.

595
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,080
She doesn't have them in a box
in there that she just hands to

596
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,000
you.
No, I think she orders them.

597
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,440
I see.
But she had all the she, the

598
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:55,120
ones she showed us were passed
around and everybody got to have

599
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,120
a good look at them.
So Floor.

600
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,000
Models.
The floor models, yeah.

601
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,000
When you say look at them, you
mean feel?

602
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,840
Yeah, turn.
Them on.

603
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,040
Yeah, I'm yeah, OK.
Yeah, sure.

604
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,160
All right.
Yeah.

605
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,040
So not everybody bought
everything.

606
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,000
I actually, I actually didn't
buy anything to be honest with.

607
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,880
You go in and see the lady in
the separate room.

608
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,160
I didn't no and the 1st.
You didn't require anything, no.

609
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,440
No, I did.
You see anything that you.

610
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,120
Did so boring to tell you?
Did you see anything that

611
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,240
intrigued you?
There were several things that

612
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,360
we were all like, what's this
cactus looking thing?

613
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,040
I would be intrigued by that
myself.

614
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,800
It is in the shape of a cactus
and it's painted.

615
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,200
Not painted, but it's, you know,
colored like a cactus.

616
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,080
Well, I think I know what it's
used for, but unless it's got

617
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,600
pricklies on it.
It didn't have pricklies, no.

618
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,000
Then I know what it's used.
I pretty I have a pretty good

619
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240
idea what it's used for.
Yeah, unless you want to.

620
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,160
They did.
I need I if you have questions

621
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,520
about that, Rachel.
I'm surprised, but I no.

622
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,920
We're looking through the cattle
she that actually wasn't one

623
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,480
that she showed us.
I see.

624
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,640
So we were all.
That intrigued you, and you

625
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,800
were.
And you were like, hey.

626
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,680
Yeah, the swing.
She did have a swing there and

627
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,120
showed us how it worked.
How does it work?

628
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,320
Well, it's.
You can use it various ways.

629
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,720
Turns out so.
How does she show that?

630
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,040
With clothes on.
With clothes on.

631
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,400
Right.
But I asked if she was doing it

632
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:31,080
naked, why would she do she?
Fixed it to a door, the door

633
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,320
frame and then you can use it
various different ways.

634
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,240
I guess so.
That's.

635
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,160
It looks very different from the
swing we have in our basement,

636
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,600
the silk, the silk that the
children play with, that they

637
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,680
play with.
Yeah.

638
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,720
So anyway, so I arrive at the
party and and there's of course

639
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,240
all the penis themed things.
So I've somebody gets me a penis

640
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,040
straw.
Of course, I've got a straw for

641
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,560
my drink in the shape of a Dick
and there's and we brought a

642
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,600
gift for our friend because we
knew my my next door neighbor

643
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,840
and I knew that it was her
birthday.

644
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:13,440
So I found on Amazon charcuterie
board in the shape of a deck.

645
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,640
So we bought that and then put
meats and cheeses on it.

646
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,000
Well, that's good.
Yeah, right now, lots of

647
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,240
sausages you're putting.
Meat we did have.

648
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,000
Meat.
Meat.

649
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,840
Cheeses on the Dick shape.
We had pepperoni sticks and

650
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,480
olives on there, some cheese so
and then that was her gift,

651
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,760
which she'll never use.
Somebody else gave her.

652
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Oh, she got a lot of penis
themed gifts, which she'll

653
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,800
never.
What are you going to do?

654
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,920
Somebody gave her.
Some garage sale next year.

655
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,560
Yeah, you would think, yeah, you
have your garage sale there in

656
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,680
your small town.
Let us know next year because.

657
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,720
Yeah, I will.
I feel like there's going to be

658
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,600
a lot of interesting things.
Dick board for 2 bucks.

659
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,720
Dick board.
Yeah, and she got a Dick

660
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,100
decanter for her wine.
Mm.

661
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:09,920
Hmm.
It's just you don't have to call

662
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,680
it a Dick decanter.
It's just a Dick canter, Dick, a

663
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,360
Dick canter.
Yeah, but it's literally the

664
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,320
shame.
We were all like, what is that?

665
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,000
Because it's literally a
hollowed out glass.

666
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:30,280
Everything that just sits
upright on the table like this.

667
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,200
You live on the edge, Rachel.
I I do not.

668
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,680
I mean Foreman I, I think.
It just confirms all the rumors

669
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,160
there's ever been about that
town.

670
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,960
I think so too.
That's that's a reason.

671
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,280
We had a good time and I saw the
husband.

672
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,800
I saw her husband at the park
the day before.

673
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,720
And I said I'm, I'm coming to
your house tomorrow.

674
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,320
He's like, yeah, I know.
And I said, are you going to be

675
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,480
there?
He's like, Nope.

676
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,160
I don't think.
No, I'm not.

677
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,440
It would be wise get out.
I will not be there at all.

678
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,920
I'd like to ask him now about
all his Dick themed items in his

679
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,480
house.
Yeah, yeah, I.

680
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,600
Think it all had to get put away
that night?

681
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:29,320
Forever.
This is due to underwhelming

682
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,120
demand.
We are Dave, Rachel, and

683
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,200
Foreman.
If you guys will acknowledge me

684
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,000
for just one second, I'm going
to read something here quickly.

685
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,480
So I say from me to you, I will
make your dreams come true.

686
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:48,000
Do you love me?
Do you, surfer girl?

687
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,720
Aw, that is apparently Foreman.
Apparently, although it's been

688
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,720
disputed.
The first song ever written by

689
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,280
Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys
Surfer Girl.

690
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,640
Some people dispute that he may
have written a few songs before

691
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,600
that first song he ever wrote on
his own.

692
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,600
I was heartbroken earlier today
when I found out that he had

693
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:16,600
passed away.
The the founder leader of The

694
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,480
Beach Boys.
In case you don't know who Brian

695
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:25,639
Wilson was, he only wanted to be
remembered as a good songwriter.

696
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Someone once asked him, what do
you want to be remembered for?

697
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,360
Well, I think I was a pretty
good songwriter.

698
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,639
Great.
Yeah.

699
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,639
Yep.
Yep.

700
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,719
It's true.
Yep, we were my friend.

701
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,840
My best friend and I were
obsessed with The Beach Boys in

702
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,560
like element late elementary
school.

703
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,000
Oh, good for you.
We would listen to every single

704
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,199
album like all year.
We were obsessed with them for

705
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,520
like so long.
Well, she was.

706
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,120
And then of course, because she
was my best friend, I was I was

707
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,040
by default, so.
Yeah, well.

708
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,640
Yeah, I was.
I remember my I had some 40

709
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:04,400
fives from my parents of Beach
Boys and Jan and Dean.

710
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,960
Yeah.
Well, he was.

711
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,040
All that.
Basically he was he was involved

712
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,440
in a lot of the Jan and Dean
stuff.

713
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,840
Anyway, he helped to Co write
some of that stuff and all that.

714
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,760
Like Brian Wilson was created.
He and the group that he with

715
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,880
his brothers and his cousin
created a sound that we are

716
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,280
still still resonates to this
day.

717
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,360
So.
And he was the main motivation

718
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,800
for The Beatles to be bigger and
better.

719
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,200
Yeah, God Only Knows, which is
on Pet Sounds Great album if

720
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,520
you've never heard it.
God Only Knows is Paul

721
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,480
McCartney's absolute favorite
song.

722
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:48,720
He cries every time he hears it.
Brian Wilson actually was born

723
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,880
almost on the first day of
summer, which is absolutely

724
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,360
amazing because he's so
connected to summer.

725
00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,160
Anyway, I'm, I'm done.
I needed to, you know, it's a

726
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,360
big part of my life.
You needed to.

727
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,560
I wasn't sure what you were
going to say when you said if

728
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,440
you'll acknowledge.
No big part of.

729
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,840
Acknowledging you.
And then I was like, OK, this is

730
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,080
thank you.
Very much for letting me do

731
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,520
that.
Listen this little podcast.

732
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,120
You can find us online.
We are underwhelming.ca.

733
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,480
You'll find us there.
Go to that website.

734
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,840
Find a way to sponsor us because
we could always use sponsors.

735
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,440
Find a way to connect with us.
You can buy us coffee.

736
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,040
It's all there underwhelming.ca.
You can also e-mail us Dave

737
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,600
rachelforeman@gmail.com.
And you can get a hold of us

738
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,760
through any social media.
We like to hear from you, and

739
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,760
this is the point in the show
where we like to read what you

740
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,720
say to us.
Or sometimes you can even just

741
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:46,120
phone 519-643-1039 and talk to
Foreman live on country 104.

742
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,800
Yes, you can.
Like another Dave, Dave with the

743
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,320
Lions Club in Lambeth.
Wow, All right.

744
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,600
Did the other day.
I was really glad to hear that

745
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:03,160
you would landed on one O 4
because we were a a real fan of

746
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,240
yours when you're with the Dave
and Rachel show.

747
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,920
Oh.
Thank you.

748
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:11,560
Yeah, especially when you call
about the caller #7 every day.

749
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,240
I started.
I've been doing that here still.

750
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,600
Was every so good good?
That's funny.

751
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,240
Yeah, well, and we actually,
Dave, Rachel and I still do a

752
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,680
podcast together now too.
Oh, is that right?

753
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,400
Oh good.
Yeah, yeah.

754
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,160
If you look up due to
underwhelming demand, you will

755
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,280
find us.
Oh, OK, I'll I'll mention that

756
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,880
to my daughter because she was a
real fan, so.

757
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,360
What episode is this?
No.

758
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,840
Yeah. 129 So when you get to
this episode.

759
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,520
Get on it.
Give.

760
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,600
Format a call back and let him
know you heard it.

761
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,760
Yes.
Thank you, Dave.

762
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,840
Thank you.
That's so nice.

763
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,120
That's nice.
Yeah, I know we hear a lot from

764
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,240
the same people, but we we
loved.

765
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,440
And I know not everybody is
comfortable, you know, writing

766
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,160
or calling or leaving a comment
or that.

767
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,160
But it does mean a lot to us to
know that you're there and

768
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,040
listening and you enjoy it and,
you know, we're on the right

769
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,960
track doing stuff.
So it's a lot.

770
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,320
Better than the message I got a
week ago.

771
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,360
Yeah, Also at the radio station.
There's one of those two.

772
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,720
Yeah, just simply your new
afternoon guy's the worst.

773
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,480
That's me that would make that
would make my day for me.

774
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,480
Yeah, I got a reaction.
You got to embrace.

775
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480
That.
Yeah, yeah.

776
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,200
Well, he's listening and he
hears it.

777
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,480
He's.
Listening enough.

778
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,800
Good.
He must be doing my job.

779
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Yeah, David, we have a message.
And not as a voicemail, but in

780
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,520
typed form from Scotty in
Halifax, No.

781
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,720
OK.
Yeah.

782
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,600
Or Scotty.
Yeah, Yeah, he does.

783
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,920
Does he?
I know he.

784
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,000
Says I I think while Dave is
trying to get the annoying 4th

785
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,880
to leave his golf group with
early tee times, she is trying

786
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,840
to get him to quit by sending
balls at his head and parking

787
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,000
her cart in the way.
Maybe.

788
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,840
Think so.
And talking constantly?

789
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,400
Yeah, it might be.
She's trying to get rid of you.

790
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,800
Exactly what do I know?
So has she been back or what's

791
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,160
going on, 'cause she wasn't
there when you were sick?

792
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Well, I wasn't there.
She was there, but I wasn't.

793
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,800
But.
I see.

794
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,320
I played with her twice this
week.

795
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,080
It's been OK, It's been fine.
OK.

796
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,480
So it's better.
She had a did.

797
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,920
Anyone talk to her or no?
You know, she's still there was

798
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:39,680
at one point, I think she left
before she was off to the to the

799
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,720
next tee before I'd even put it.
What the hell?

800
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,800
It's just no, she's just nothing
to.

801
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,360
Wait for your group.
She's fine.

802
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,480
OK, We're all good.
I mean, I don't pay attention a

803
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,920
lot, but even I know that.
So nobody's really talked to her

804
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,760
and no one wants to have to have
a conversation, so you're just

805
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,160
living with it.
I'm stuck with it.

806
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,720
I'm having that conversation.
Got it.

807
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,240
That's what's really happening.
OK, well, we'd also have a

808
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:08,120
message from Ainsley, who sends
us messages frequently.

809
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,520
So thank you, Ainsley saying
Foreman, I can't believe you

810
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,600
just don't voluntarily cut your
parents or in laws grass when

811
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,240
you go over and see it needs
done, especially since they're

812
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,040
around the corner.
Ouch, Ouch.

813
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
Called out.
Foreman.

814
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:34,920
That is a theory, although it's
always, always meticulous.

815
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,440
OK, so he's.
I'm so.

816
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,240
Berries like Dave in that his
lawn like I don't think Dave

817
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,680
would want anyone else taking
care of him I.

818
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,160
Don't want anybody cutting my
lawn, no.

819
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,200
Leave it alone.
Yeah.

820
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,760
I've never gone over and saw
that it needed to be done.

821
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,440
It's been it's.
Been dead, it's.

822
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,760
Been.
Dead.

823
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,680
Yeah, I do not want forming
anywhere near my grass.

824
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,000
No ever.
And I don't want to do it

825
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,320
either.
So it's not happening.

826
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,360
No.
Win, Win.

827
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,360
Yeah.
Although I'd like to see Rachel

828
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,120
give no, never never.
Mind.

829
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,240
Absolutely.
Never.

830
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,240
Mind never I would butcher your
grass.

831
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,440
You would fucking hate it.
Yeah, but that would be on

832
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,760
purpose, which is fine.
Fine for me.

833
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,840
OK, I have a message from
Lindsay Devoe who does write to.

834
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,400
US.
Quite a bit, which we love.

835
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,160
Thank you, Lindsay.
She's out in Halifax and she

836
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,600
says, I just finished listening
to episode 127 a couple episodes

837
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,000
ago where I threw in there that
Halifax International Fleet

838
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,120
Wheat Fleet Week is coming up in
a couple of weeks and Foreman is

839
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,480
correct.
We'll have everything from

840
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,560
French sailors to German to
American.

841
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,800
I'm not sure who is exactly all
who is coming.

842
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,720
Also to answer your question,
yes my husband is currently away

843
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,360
and will not be home for Fleet
Week.

844
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,600
My Fleet Week will be two weeks
later when my hubby gets home.

845
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,040
Very.
Nice, I should have brought.

846
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,160
You to this.
Party, Lindsay, before your

847
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,080
husband gets home.
Can you Can you send her the

848
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,200
catalog?
Yeah, I probably could.

849
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:24,200
Here we go.
Hi.

850
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,880
What do you think that?
What are your choices, Amy?

851
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,680
Was that a cardinal, a
chickadee, or a Flamingo?

852
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:39,000
Sounds like my mother-in-law.
Take a stab at it.

853
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,080
Would you like to?
Would you like to hear it again?

854
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Would that help?
Let's hear it again.

855
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,080
Let's.
I would.

856
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:43,880
I would.
All right.

857
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,520
All right.
What do you think, JJ?

858
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,360
Could even get through.
What are the choices again?

859
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,000
A cardinal, a chickadee or a
Flamingo?

860
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,120
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a
Flamingo.

861
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,840
Oh, that it's.
Not a Flamingo.

862
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,840
No, clearly.
It's a chickadee.

863
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,040
What did you say?
Say it again.

864
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,840
It's a chickadee.
That's right.

865
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,120
Correct.
Yay the.

866
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,760
One is correct.
One right.

867
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,120
One right.
All right, here we go.

868
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,480
Bird number 2.
Are you ready?

869
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,120
I'm ready.
OK, here we go all.

870
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,440
Right.
What are the choices again?

871
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,280
OK, Amy, is that a Cardinal or a
Flamingo?

872
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Would you like to hear it again?
I don't blame you again.

873
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,400
Yeah, I love.
To hear it again, you better

874
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:50,400
hear it again.
OK, it's a cardinal.

875
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,800
A Cardinal.
Cardinal is correct.

876
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,600
Good.
For you.

877
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,120
You've won your fries.
You have already won, but we're

878
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,800
going to play you the last call
just.

879
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,080
Just can't.
Wait, I know.

880
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,320
Here we go.
See if you know what this bird

881
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:11,040
is.
Any idea what that might be?

882
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,480
OK, that's definitely my
mother-in-law, no doubt.