Feb. 3, 2025
So Many Underpants! (Ep. 110)
(2:08) - Do you carry EXTRA underpants?
(9:39) - The last "2024 list" you'd ever want to hear
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Rach, how's your husband over
the Bills laws?
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I Bills fans are such Oh my God.
You should have been that a
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whole day.
He was telling us a week ahead
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of time on Sunday, I am going to
be watching the Bills game.
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You guys are not doing it or
whatever.
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So we're like, OK, whatever.
So we're all home Sunday and and
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the kids are like singing.
Me and Julia are sitting beside
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Jeremy on the couch, blaring
reels and watching them
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together.
You're so mean.
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But I didn't realize we were
doing that and the Bills were
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losing.
And he's like, you know what,
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All I wanted to do today was
watch the Bills game and you 3.
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And with that, let's get
started.
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That's so happy.
I have a beer.
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Who else has 1 today?
I don't necessarily.
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Rodenberg, OH, you find
Moosehead.
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Well, it's from the Beer Store.
Oh, OK.
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You know, tax free.
Tax free still all right?
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Good enough to stock up soon
because it's about to be over,
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Yeah.
Well, you wanted to buy your
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boats.
You knew it was kind of Oh no,
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that was.
I know well I can use my $200.00
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on.
That in mind this is due to
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underwhelming demand the podcast
that's like having an early
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provincial election yeah a waste
of time and money even though
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we're free I still think we're a
waste of money so technically it
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all it all kind of I.
Don't think it's a waste of
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money.
It's.
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Kind of a waste of money.
Anyway, we're Dave, Rachel and
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Foreman and coming up.
Coming up, Rachel has some fun
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facts.
I do can't wait.
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Foreman and Dave will do
something that we could not do
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on the radio.
That's right.
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Something we could never, never
have done this on the radio.
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We're gonna do that, but first.
It's even borderline you to do
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on this podcast.
It really is OK.
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And you may want to eat first, I
know.
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The general topic, I don't know
what you're gonna bring up.
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That's right.
Just, you know, if you thought
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you were done with best of 2024
lists, not.
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Not yet, not.
Yet.
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Oh my God.
OK.
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Alright, but first, I find this
fascinating and I don't know
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why, but according to a survey,
nearly half of all people carry
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backup underwear with them.
Underpants.
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Underpants.
That's right, nearly half of all
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people carry backup underpants.
The preferred terminology of
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said podcast?
That's right.
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In case they have an accident or
because they plan to change
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clothes, like if they've gone to
the gym or something.
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Nearly half.
I've never carried a backup pair
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of underwear with me anywhere,
and I don't know that I've ever
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needed it.
Well if I've gone to the gym I
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have, but that's it.
Like I don't keep a spare pair.
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Why do you need a backup when
you go to the gym?
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Well, if I'm saying go to the
gym.
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And then?
Well, I'm wearing them, but
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they're sweaty, right?
So you shower and then you might
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if I'm going somewhere else.
If I'm just going home, then
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I'll just go home and shower.
Okay, But if I have to shower at
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the gym?
You don't generally have you
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ever carried at any point in
your life an extra pair of
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underwear?
No, because the whole I have a
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whole other change of clothes
and there's underwear with them.
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I feel like there's a different
topic because yeah, if you're
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going to change, then you're
going to, you have to completely
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change.
Exactly.
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But it doesn't mean that I have
two pairs in that change of
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clothes to have an extra.
No, I've never just had
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underpants.
No, no, just in case.
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Well, if I'm packing like to go
away like we're going away soon,
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I always pack.
I pack extra under.
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I don't know why I pack so much
underwear when I go on vacation.
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Rachel.
What?
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Underpants.
Underpants.
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Sorry I pack so many underpants
when I am going on vacation.
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Sounds so much better it does.
It's better than panties, which
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I fucking hate.
I hate it when people call them.
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I think it's gross.
Panties is up there with Moist.
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Oh my God, you, David.
Just anyway, so my underpants.
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Yeah, I pack so many when I'm
going away.
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Why?
It's like, I don't know why.
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I don't know why I do it.
It's like I'm planning to shit
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myself every day.
You never know what the bug will
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bring.
You know the Buffalo over as if
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it's like a regular occurrence.
Yeah.
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But I don't know why, like even
Kendalls packing now to go we're
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going to Mexico soon and she's
like, mom, how many pairs of
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underwear do I need?
And I was like, and I said 9
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because I'm like just pack a
couple extra just in case,
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right?
Like we're there for a week.
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If you're a kid, I can
understand that.
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Poop herself.
Either she does, and neither do
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I, but frankly.
But that but.
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Again, so many as if I do.
I get that, but a full grown
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adult saying yeah 9 or 10 would
be good for yeah.
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How long are we going?
10 days.
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A week?
No.
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Seven days.
Like yeah, 7:00 or bring them
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all.
Take your whole drawer.
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Dump it in the egg, yeah.
Wait a minute.
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If you were going away for over
7 days, yeah.
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Do you have enough underpants in
your drawer right now to cover
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that?
Just I would say like it's the
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good ones or the bad ones
because there's a hierarchy.
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I think I could.
I think I could cover maybe the
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new ones.
That you got at Christmas or the
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holy ones?
Obviously, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe 10 days.
I could get Foreman right now if
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I like, if I maybe 10 days.
But three out of those 10 days
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would be threadbare.
Yeah, the sucky ones.
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Yes, so so how?
Do you guys not have like?
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How many I?
Have like 100 pairs of
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underwear.
Underpants.
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Pants.
Underpants.
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Panties how?
No.
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And why David?
I don't know, I just buy
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underwear.
Do yours not get holes in them
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'cause that's what happens to
ours?
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Times but not.
They get woolly and tattered.
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We keep wearing them if.
You have 100 foreman.
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I mean if you have 100
underpants.
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I wouldn't.
I don't know where you put them,
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do you?
Do you hang them in?
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Your walk in underpant clothes.
Closet I own like a drawer and I
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put them all I just stuff them
in there you know so I'm.
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Taking, taking double the amount
to to Mexico or whatever is
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nothing.
That's nothing, Dean.
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I don't even know why you count.
Just like grab a fistful and
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Chuck.
Them just throw.
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Them in I need to make sure I
have some right?
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I need to make sure I have
enough for that, like minimum.
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But of all things and all trips
and reasons to require more
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underpants, yes, that is at the
bottom of the list.
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Because when you go away down
South, like to Mexico like you
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are, I might bring 7 pairs for
seven days and end up wearing 3
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because you're wearing a bathing
suit all the time.
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Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, constantly.
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I do take too many clothes when
I'm done because I'm usually in
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my bathing suits or cover ups or
whatever and then like a dress
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for dinner, right.
So I'm not really wearing shorts
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and AT shirt, no, unless it's
for breakfast.
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But yeah, underwear I pack like
I'm going to poop every day in
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my pants.
So you have double the amount of
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underwear and how often you used
more than 7 underpants.
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Probably never, I don't think.
I just like to have extra,
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right?
It's better to have it's, it's
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like when you throw a party, you
want to have more, too much
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food.
Not not enough, right?
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You want to have more rather
than less.
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But this?
Is there a party in your
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underpants?
Yeah, it's a battery, Yeah.
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But this, this goes back to how,
how, how full your freezer is.
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It's because you're afraid to
run out of food.
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I think you're afraid to run out
of under.
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I am.
I don't want to be without
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underwear.
No.
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Yeah, that's.
Uncomfortable.
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No one does.
Right underpants.
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I, I don't, I can't, I don't
think you can equivocally say no
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one, which I think most people
don't Well, but.
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Listen if you can.
If you do go without, you have a
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lot more room in your suitcase.
You know what I do with that
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extra room?
What?
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I just bring too many socks.
Why are you making socks I will
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never wear?
Because I'm barefoot the whole
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time there.
Are sandals you're wearing
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sandals?
But I've got 10 pairs in case.
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That's next episode.
This is due to underwhelming
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Demand, the podcast that saw its
shadow.
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So, you know, six more weeks of
lousy podcasts.
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Sorry or more.
Can't.
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Can't.
Extra long can't do episodes.
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I realized that, by the way, for
the last several weeks we've
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been talking about Oh Chilly
Charlie is going to make his
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prediction at the Southgate
Center in Woodstock.
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Chilly Charlie.
It's a guy.
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It's a guy in a in a suit.
It's not even a Groundhog.
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No, it's no Beaver.
Either we had a.
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Beaver.
At least we had you dressed as a
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Beaver.
That's right.
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That's how you do.
It because we couldn't get a.
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Groundhog.
You get a.
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For a Groundhog costume and
they're like we.
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Have a Beaver.
We we dressed you as a Beaver.
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Yeah, and that is as Canadian as
you can get.
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After Tim Horton's.
Yes, at the Tim Horton's, yeah.
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That's just Canadians.
OK, so we're about to do a
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little thing here.
Foreman and I are jointly going
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to do this thing.
This is something Foreman sent
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me.
Foreman sends me a lot of
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headlines.
Foreman sends me funny things a
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lot.
We, Foreman and I have a sorry
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Rachel, a separate message, but
he's sending me headlines.
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It's just headlines and.
It's mostly headlines, but
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occasionally he'll send me
something else.
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And he sent me something and I
went, well, this is funny, but I
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know I can't.
And then I went, wait a minute.
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It's wait just one second.
I used to be able to go.
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I used to say, well it's very
funny and thank you for sending
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it, but I can't do it on the
radio.
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Yes, which I would know.
Yes, and you would know that
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he's.
Our own amusement.
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I'm sure he just sent this for
my own amusement.
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But then it occurred to me.
Wait a minute, I'm not on the
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radio anymore.
I have a podcast.
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A podcast that is going to give
you 6 more lousy ones because of
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the shadow.
And I can do whatever the hell I
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want.
And I can do whatever the hell I
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want.
So.
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So I'm going to give you what
Foreman gave me, and then
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Foreman's going to counter that
with the exact opposite, sort
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of.
Maybe.
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The Yang and the Yang, Does that
make sense?
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Yes, it's because each year, the
US Consumer Product Safety
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Commission compiles data from
the nation's.
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Emergency rooms.
To share with you.
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This list of things medical
professionals had to pull out of
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the penises of patients.
What?
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Oh my God, you David, last year,
2024.
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Sometimes you will see the list
at the end of the year or
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whatever of things left in an
Uber and, and you know, cell
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phones, underpants, soil,
usually a pair, you know.
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That's my bad guys.
Yeah, Gentures. 12 Extra.
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Gentures and we all how?
Oh.
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Isn't that funny?
No, no, no.
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Are you ready?
Do you have music for this?
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Would you like some medical
professional penis bullying?
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Yes.
Penis bullying music please.
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How uncomfortable this is to
listen to, I get it.
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An Airpod?
Just one.
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Far too big.
That's not how.
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You're not getting 2 up there.
You barely get one.
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I could think it's.
Not going to be stereo if you do
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that I.
Don't have one, but I don't
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think much goes up there.
A pin cap.
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Oh.
A coffee stirrer.
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Oh.
A screw.
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Oh my God, this isn't
comfortable.
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A paper clip.
Oh my, I'm starting to regret
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doing this.
Yes, this.
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Is very painful.
The handle.
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Of a plastic spoon.
I'll go through it fast.
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The handle of a plastic spoon, a
plastic fork.
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Oh my God.
Glue.
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Glue.
That's a very bad idea.
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That's.
Really a bad idea?
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A rolled up magazine page.
Oh my, the.
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Ring from a Powerade bottle A
Domino.
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Oh, a full domino.
What the actual fuck?
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A phone charging cable.
And lastly, things medical
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professionals pulled out of
penises last year.
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Oh.
My God.
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A thermometer.
Oh.
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Actually, that's probably the
least.
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That makes the most sense out of
all of them.
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That was.
Designed to glide in supposed.
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To go in your butt.
Yeah.
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Well, would you like to hear
things things pulled out of
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other orifices?
Other.
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Regions.
That a woman might have.
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Oh God.
A plastic triceratops.
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Oh, come.
On a dinosaur toy.
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A toy fire truck.
Oh.
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A spork.
A sport.
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That would hurt.
A bar of some toy fire truck
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wouldn't.
Hurt.
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That would.
Yeah, I would.
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I think it would hurt.
Too deodorant.
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No, you don't need.
Deodorant.
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A perfume bottle.
Oh my God.
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A pencil.
No, that shouldn't be.
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There.
How about a pencil?
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But sideways, no.
Oh my.
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God, a curling iron.
A dry erase marker.
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No.
No, a bag of soil.
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What keys?
A what?
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Keys.
Keys, a candle, a climbing peg.
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What's a?
Finger puppet.
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A finger puppet.
OK, well, I and.
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Finally.
I know how that got there.
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And finally, and I quote was
roughhousing with her husband,
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who lifted her up and
accidentally dropped her on a
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hot dog cooker.
No, we didn't.
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That's not acting on a hot dog.
Oh my God.
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Never mind.
Straight up ready to.
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I think we're done.
Be available, yeah.
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The Triceratops.
This is due to underwhelming
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That's why we created a website
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Yeah.
Well, thank.
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You, John and Jan.
Thank.
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You very much I might know.
I think you might know them too,
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yeah.
He also left a Valentine for Jan
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in his purchase of a coffee.
OK, read it now.
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Really.
Save it for next week for him
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and save it.
How about next week?
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For next week.
Yeah, cuz this is not the
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Valentine's episode.
Let's.
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Do it.
Yes, that's.
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True, yeah.
OK, something to look forward.
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To OK, well, we'll.
Send time for you shout outs,
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yes?
OK.
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But noted, John.
Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
All right, here's what you can
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note Rachel's fun facts.
Hey.
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I really do think those are fun
facts.
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Rachel.
Rachel.
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OK, here we go.
I don't know if you've heard of
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this word before.
A herkel durkel.
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A herkel durkel.
That's a Scottish word, and it
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means to lie in bed long after
it's time to be up and about.
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Just on A herkel durkel here, a
little longer.
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Herkel Durkel in my bed.
Well, I enjoy doing that, but I
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will never call it that.
No, I don't think I'll ever call
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it that either.
All right, OK.
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It sounds like like a Herkel
Durkel should be a little bit
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more exciting than just lying in
your bed.
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Maybe you're Herkel Durkel if
you.
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Have a herkel here in my bed.
Just a lie.
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If you have someone to herkel
durkel with, now you've got.
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Something sure, I guess.
So I've got this triceratops.
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Oh my God, stop it.
My first thought was those
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people didn't have someone.
People with sensitive noses can
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actually smell when it's about
to rain.
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Atmospheric chemicals begin to
react with one another, creating
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ozone, which has a sweet and
pungent smell.
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So some people can does that.
Happen to you?
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I don't know that it's sweet
and.
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You can smell, you think it
smells like it's going to rain.
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I can tell when it's rained, but
that's not.
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Isn't that?
Though, Well, that's right.
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I can.
Usually.
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It's rained.
It smells like rain, right?
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Everybody knows what?
That, yeah.
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But even if after it's dry, I
can tell that it did.
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Like if you get up in the
morning and it's like if I go as
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I go.
Oh yeah.
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But sometimes I believe that I
can.
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Yeah.
This is smelling it ahead of
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time before it I.
Wouldn't say that I could tell
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that it's like out to rain.
No, but I can.
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I have a maybe I'm just because
that's why you're not like a
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good rainfall smelled like
worms.
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Yes, I agree.
It sure can, yeah.
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So maybe.
I'm confusing.
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That's a different fun fact.
The after rainfall.
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Smells like rain.
Fun fact.
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Like worms?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
OK.
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Did you know that dogs sneeze to
tell each other that they're
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friendly?
So when they're playing rough,
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it doesn't turn into a fight?
It's also known as a calming
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signal.
I don't know if I really believe
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that because Roxy sneezes a lot
and she hates Jeremy.
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You said these are always
factual.
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You did say you.
Preface this, I think my dogs
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may be just the exception to
every single rule, but she just
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goes, you know?
She does that a lot.
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Is that a sneeze or is that a?
Snort.
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Well, it's kind of a huff
Sneeze.
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A huff.
It's a bit of a huff, I guess.
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She huffs that up.
She huffs.
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Adam for sure.
I know I've seen dogs sneeze,
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but I don't.
I don't know that I've ever seen
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dogs sneeze around one another.
Not that I'm aware.
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No, and usually it's when they
get slobber everywhere.
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OK, this one is definitely true
for me.
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For people with math anxiety,
math problems trigger a similar
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brain response as physical pain.
Yeah, that's really checking off
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the fun box.
Visit OK.
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Sorry.
OK, how about this one then?
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Did you know that your lips
touch when you say the word
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separate, but they don't touch
when you say the word together?
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I know you.
I know you're all trying that
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now, not.
Even a fun fact.
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That's some doofus going, you
know, can you do this and stomp
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your foot at the?
Same true.
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Come on.
It's like if I say to you,
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here's what my kids always say
to me, I want you guys to try
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this now.
Try and say Coca-Cola without
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your lips touching.
Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola.
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Now say it normally.
Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola.
I don't.
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They don't.
Your lips don't touch anyway.
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That's what my kids do to me.
They did.
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We fell for it.
God, I feel like an idiot.
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Anyway, I know you're all trying
it now, OK?
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Speaking of smart people like
me, Albert Einstein was offered
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the presidency of Israel in
1952, but he politely declined,
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stating that he lacked the
natural aptitude and experience
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to deal with people.
OK.
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Some other some other presidents
maybe should have declined also.
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How the the world would have
been so different, Teddy.
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Had he been the president,
right?
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That's really you.
Didn't like that one.
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That's fascinating, isn't it?
No, I'm sure some fact it's
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certainly not fun.
It's not even.
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It's the opposite of fun.
Well, how would this one then?
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It's another one.
Fun.
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If we are living in a world
where he did take the job to
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look back and imagine.
Imagine he didn't.
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All right, also about
presidents, I guess a
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kleptocrat, that's a noun.
That's a word that I hadn't
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heard of before.
Kleptocrat, that means a ruler
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who uses political power to
enrich themselves at a country's
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expense.
Just thought maybe that just
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throw that one in there.
Lately, that sounds familiar.
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Yeah, might be.
I feel like there's a reason you
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included that, but let's move.
All right.
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Last one, maybe this one you'll
like, I don't know.
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An estimated .7% of the world's
population is drunk at any given
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moment.
What's it right now?
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That's it, That's all. .7.
What is wrong?
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That's funny, guys.
It's only funny if I can see
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what they're doing.
OK, fine, I'm going to have my
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beer over here then. .8%.
Was there 7 billion people in
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the world?
I don't know, I.
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Don't know is there now there
was 6.
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So did you do the math?
For him, yeah, 490 million
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people are drunk.
Drunk at any given, oh, sorry,
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49 million people.
That's not very.
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Many, I don't think.
What's like 49?
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How many do?
We have in Canada not that many.
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Oh, this picture.
All of Canada drunk all the
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time.
All of Canada drunk all the
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time.
The this is due to underwhelming
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demand.
It's a podcast.
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It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
And be sure to check out our
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website, underwhelming.ca.
Read Rachel's blog on playing
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hockey.
It's very, very well written.
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It's really good.
Rachel.
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I like it.
Rachel, give us an update, maybe
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on a future podcast on how the
hockey thing is going.
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Yeah, we had a week or two, we
had a week off and then we have
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a kind of a random schedule.
So I'll have an update for you
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next episode, so.
When is the next practice that
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we won't be attending but we
just would like to know a
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specific date and time and
place?
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Well, the next.
One I will be at is, I think,
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Valentine's Day.
I can't think of a better place
457
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,440
to be, Dave.
I don't know about you.
458
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,760
I'd.
Like to go that.
459
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,840
Might be your lovers you want it
to be and join me and arena.
460
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,360
Foreman and I are going on a on
a road date.
461
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:39,040
I'm not sure if Ashley and Jana
will be thrilled or just I'm
462
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:39,840
glad.
You're gone.
463
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,680
I don't think they'll care.
No, I'm not sure they really.
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00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,120
Don't.
I don't think they'll care, No.
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00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,160
OK, Anyway, if you would like to
sponsor this fine podcast as we
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00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,880
said before.
Yes underwhelming.ca or buy me a
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coffee dot com slash.
Underwhelming coffees are 5
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00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,680
bucks each so OK.
Yeah, you can always leave us a
469
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,320
voicemail at underwhelming.ca as
well.
470
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,040
Yeah, and this is the point in
the in the podcast where we
471
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600
check to see who's written to
us.
472
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,080
So what have we got?
Well, Stephanie would like to
473
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:13,560
comment about Rachel's hockey.
OK OK saying pizza is legit.
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00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,120
What does that mean?
Wash.
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00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,200
It was a pizza.
Stop.
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00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,520
Stop.
Well, you're wrong.
477
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,920
Wrong Stephanie, but she says.
That's the thing.
478
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,040
When my husband was attempting
to teach me how to ski, pizza
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00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,200
was how I got down the hill.
Yeah, it's snow plowing.
480
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,480
What is wrong with you guys?
No.
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00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,640
It's not.
Yeah, pizza.
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00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,200
I wasn't taught pizza.
I was taught to snow plow.
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It's a.
Snow plow triangle, Yeah, but.
484
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,000
It's a snow plow.
I'm making on the ice.
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00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,200
I'm making snow, but I'm not
plowing it on the ice.
486
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,440
Somebody ate Kinsley also
messaged us and said Rachel is
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00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,560
right, Pizza stop is used for
the littles in skiing and
488
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,440
skating that way.
That is wrong.
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00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,000
Wrong.
She's.
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00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,880
Not wrong and someone else told
me that.
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00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,240
Little the kids a little well.
I'm a newbie so I might as well
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00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,520
be, yeah.
OK, Yeah.
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00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Also, Erica Vincent, our realtor
friend also says that her kids
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learn pizza stop in their Cam
skate lessons.
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00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,400
Just saying guys.
It's snow plowing.
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00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Wrong.
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00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,600
OK, I have a message from
Lindsay DeVos.
498
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840
DeVos, I can't remember.
I'm sorry.
499
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,480
Still haven't nailed that down,
Lindsay.
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00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,280
Please correct us.
Yeah, Tell if it's a DeVos or
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00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480
DeVos.
Lindsay is somebody who listened
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00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,840
to Foreman out in Halifax.
So we're super happy to have all
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00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,800
of our Maritime listeners with
us.
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00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,200
Thank you.
She says hi guys, happy new
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00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,680
year.
I just finished listening to
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episode 109.
Good for you Rachel for trying
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00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,080
hockey.
Keep up the hard work.
508
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,640
Happy birthday, Dave.
Oh, thank you.
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January 21st Oh, and for you
Foreman, a couple things.
510
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,080
If you go to your Costco, If you
go to Costco, but you will know
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whether they have your moose
heads or not.
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00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,280
But you're not going to go to
Costco, No, but guess what?
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00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,640
I know where you could get Moose
Heads beer all the time if you
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move back to Halifax and you'd
have it whenever you want.
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00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,640
I know because there's a drive
through Moose Head store in
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Dartmouth that I would frequent
coming home from the radio
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station in Dartmouth, past the
Moose Head store and then on
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across the bridge over to
Timberly.
519
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,920
I learned how to say dirt, dirt,
dirt.
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I didn't know.
There was a drive through
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Moosehead store.
That's interesting.
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When my buddies came to visit a
couple times, actually Aaron and
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Ian, we had to Aaron had to go
to the Moosehead store because
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not only is it full of all their
types of drinks that you can't
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get here, but also it's the
merchandise, it's the clothing,
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it's the hats, it's the beer
kegs, it's the anything and
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everything Mooset that he.
That's cool.
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Mooset, there we go.
That's neat, all right, Jen
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said.
This was Keenan and Keenan
530
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,920
Handyman Services.
If you're looking for
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00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,160
handyman's, Johnny's your guy.
They're licensed, they're
532
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,040
insured, they do all kinds of
stuff.
533
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,120
Anything.
Anything ever.
534
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,400
And Jen is the the the she
cracks the whip so she says.
535
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,000
Thank you so much for a fabulous
episode.
536
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,760
I also wanted to let Dave know
if he does need handy stuff done
537
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,360
around the house, having Johnny
move in is not the way to
538
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,640
accomplish that.
Ask me how I know.
539
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,080
We appreciate you.
Keep at it because your podcasts
540
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080
are the highlight of my week.
Thank you.
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Jen, Dad, I like.
That, that's very funny all.
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Right.
Please check for your shadow.
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I don't see a thing from my
front or my back either.
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Spring will be early, so say aye
the BX Beaver.
545
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Very good Beaver.
Congratulations.
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That's awesome.
Spring is coming early according
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to the BX 93 Beaver.
I cannot wait.
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Rach, how's your husband over
the Bills laws?
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I Bills fans are such Oh my God.
You should have been that a
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whole day.
He was telling us a week ahead
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of time on Sunday, I am going to
be watching the Bills game.
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You guys are not doing it or
whatever.
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So we're like, OK, whatever.
So we're all home Sunday and and
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the kids are like singing.
Me and Julia are sitting beside
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Jeremy on the couch, blaring
reels and watching them
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together.
You're so mean.
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But I didn't realize we were
doing that and the Bills were
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losing.
And he's like, you know what,
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All I wanted to do today was
watch the Bills game and you 3.
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And with that, let's get
started.
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That's so happy.
I have a beer.
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Who else has 1 today?
I don't necessarily.
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Rodenberg, OH, you find
Moosehead.
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Well, it's from the Beer Store.
Oh, OK.
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You know, tax free.
Tax free still all right?
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Good enough to stock up soon
because it's about to be over,
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Yeah.
Well, you wanted to buy your
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boats.
You knew it was kind of Oh no,
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that was.
I know well I can use my $200.00
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on.
That in mind this is due to
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underwhelming demand the podcast
that's like having an early
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provincial election yeah a waste
of time and money even though
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we're free I still think we're a
waste of money so technically it
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all it all kind of I.
Don't think it's a waste of
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money.
It's.
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Kind of a waste of money.
Anyway, we're Dave, Rachel and
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Foreman and coming up.
Coming up, Rachel has some fun
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facts.
I do can't wait.
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Foreman and Dave will do
something that we could not do
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on the radio.
That's right.
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Something we could never, never
have done this on the radio.
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We're gonna do that, but first.
It's even borderline you to do
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on this podcast.
It really is OK.
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And you may want to eat first, I
know.
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The general topic, I don't know
what you're gonna bring up.
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That's right.
Just, you know, if you thought
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you were done with best of 2024
lists, not.
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Not yet, not.
Yet.
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Oh my God.
OK.
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Alright, but first, I find this
fascinating and I don't know
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why, but according to a survey,
nearly half of all people carry
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backup underwear with them.
Underpants.
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Underpants.
That's right, nearly half of all
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people carry backup underpants.
The preferred terminology of
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said podcast?
That's right.
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In case they have an accident or
because they plan to change
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clothes, like if they've gone to
the gym or something.
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Nearly half.
I've never carried a backup pair
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of underwear with me anywhere,
and I don't know that I've ever
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needed it.
Well if I've gone to the gym I
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have, but that's it.
Like I don't keep a spare pair.
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Why do you need a backup when
you go to the gym?
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Well, if I'm saying go to the
gym.
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And then?
Well, I'm wearing them, but
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they're sweaty, right?
So you shower and then you might
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if I'm going somewhere else.
If I'm just going home, then
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I'll just go home and shower.
Okay, But if I have to shower at
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the gym?
You don't generally have you
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ever carried at any point in
your life an extra pair of
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underwear?
No, because the whole I have a
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whole other change of clothes
and there's underwear with them.
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I feel like there's a different
topic because yeah, if you're
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going to change, then you're
going to, you have to completely
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change.
Exactly.
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But it doesn't mean that I have
two pairs in that change of
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clothes to have an extra.
No, I've never just had
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underpants.
No, no, just in case.
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Well, if I'm packing like to go
away like we're going away soon,
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I always pack.
I pack extra under.
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I don't know why I pack so much
underwear when I go on vacation.
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Rachel.
What?
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Underpants.
Underpants.
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Sorry I pack so many underpants
when I am going on vacation.
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Sounds so much better it does.
It's better than panties, which
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I fucking hate.
I hate it when people call them.
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I think it's gross.
Panties is up there with Moist.
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Oh my God, you, David.
Just anyway, so my underpants.
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Yeah, I pack so many when I'm
going away.
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Why?
It's like, I don't know why.
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I don't know why I do it.
It's like I'm planning to shit
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myself every day.
You never know what the bug will
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bring.
You know the Buffalo over as if
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it's like a regular occurrence.
Yeah.
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But I don't know why, like even
Kendalls packing now to go we're
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going to Mexico soon and she's
like, mom, how many pairs of
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underwear do I need?
And I was like, and I said 9
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because I'm like just pack a
couple extra just in case,
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right?
Like we're there for a week.
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If you're a kid, I can
understand that.
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Poop herself.
Either she does, and neither do
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I, but frankly.
But that but.
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Again, so many as if I do.
I get that, but a full grown
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adult saying yeah 9 or 10 would
be good for yeah.
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How long are we going?
10 days.
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A week?
No.
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Seven days.
Like yeah, 7:00 or bring them
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all.
Take your whole drawer.
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Dump it in the egg, yeah.
Wait a minute.
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If you were going away for over
7 days, yeah.
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Do you have enough underpants in
your drawer right now to cover
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that?
Just I would say like it's the
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good ones or the bad ones
because there's a hierarchy.
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I think I could.
I think I could cover maybe the
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new ones.
That you got at Christmas or the
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holy ones?
Obviously, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe 10 days.
I could get Foreman right now if
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I like, if I maybe 10 days.
But three out of those 10 days
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would be threadbare.
Yeah, the sucky ones.
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Yes, so so how?
Do you guys not have like?
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How many I?
Have like 100 pairs of
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underwear.
Underpants.
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Pants.
Underpants.
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Panties how?
No.
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And why David?
I don't know, I just buy
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underwear.
Do yours not get holes in them
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'cause that's what happens to
ours?
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Times but not.
They get woolly and tattered.
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We keep wearing them if.
You have 100 foreman.
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I mean if you have 100
underpants.
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I wouldn't.
I don't know where you put them,
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do you?
Do you hang them in?
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Your walk in underpant clothes.
Closet I own like a drawer and I
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put them all I just stuff them
in there you know so I'm.
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Taking, taking double the amount
to to Mexico or whatever is
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nothing.
That's nothing, Dean.
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I don't even know why you count.
Just like grab a fistful and
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Chuck.
Them just throw.
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Them in I need to make sure I
have some right?
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I need to make sure I have
enough for that, like minimum.
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But of all things and all trips
and reasons to require more
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underpants, yes, that is at the
bottom of the list.
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Because when you go away down
South, like to Mexico like you
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are, I might bring 7 pairs for
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Yeah, constantly.
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I do take too many clothes when
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So I'm not really wearing shorts
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But yeah, underwear I pack like
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my pants.
So you have double the amount of
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underwear and how often you used
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Probably never, I don't think.
I just like to have extra,
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right?
It's better to have it's, it's
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like when you throw a party, you
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food.
Not not enough, right?
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You want to have more rather
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But this?
Is there a party in your
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underpants?
Yeah, it's a battery, Yeah.
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I am.
I don't want to be without
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underwear.
No.
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Uncomfortable.
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No one does.
Right underpants.
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I, I don't, I can't, I don't
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Listen if you can.
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lot more room in your suitcase.
You know what I do with that
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extra room?
What?
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I just bring too many socks.
Why are you making socks I will
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never wear?
Because I'm barefoot the whole
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Are sandals you're wearing
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sandals?
But I've got 10 pairs in case.
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Demand, the podcast that saw its
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So, you know, six more weeks of
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Sorry or more.
Can't.
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Extra long can't do episodes.
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I realized that, by the way, for
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been talking about Oh Chilly
Charlie is going to make his
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Chilly Charlie.
It's a guy.
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It's a guy in a in a suit.
It's not even a Groundhog.
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Either we had a.
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Beaver.
At least we had you dressed as a
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Beaver.
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That's how you do.
It because we couldn't get a.
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Groundhog.
You get a.
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For a Groundhog costume and
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Have a Beaver.
We we dressed you as a Beaver.
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Yeah, and that is as Canadian as
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After Tim Horton's.
Yes, at the Tim Horton's, yeah.
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That's just Canadians.
OK, so we're about to do a
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little thing here.
Foreman and I are jointly going
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to do this thing.
This is something Foreman sent
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me.
Foreman sends me a lot of
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headlines.
Foreman sends me funny things a
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lot.
We, Foreman and I have a sorry
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Rachel, a separate message, but
he's sending me headlines.
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It's just headlines and.
It's mostly headlines, but
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occasionally he'll send me
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And he sent me something and I
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know I can't.
And then I went, wait a minute.
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It's wait just one second.
I used to be able to go.
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I used to say, well it's very
funny and thank you for sending
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it, but I can't do it on the
radio.
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Yes, which I would know.
Yes, and you would know that
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he's.
Our own amusement.
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I'm sure he just sent this for
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But then it occurred to me.
Wait a minute, I'm not on the
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radio anymore.
I have a podcast.
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A podcast that is going to give
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the shadow.
And I can do whatever the hell I
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want.
And I can do whatever the hell I
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want.
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So I'm going to give you what
Foreman gave me, and then
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Foreman's going to counter that
with the exact opposite, sort
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of.
Maybe.
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The Yang and the Yang, Does that
make sense?
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Yes, it's because each year, the
US Consumer Product Safety
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Commission compiles data from
the nation's.
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Emergency rooms.
To share with you.
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This list of things medical
professionals had to pull out of
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the penises of patients.
What?
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Oh my God, you David, last year,
2024.
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Sometimes you will see the list
at the end of the year or
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whatever of things left in an
Uber and, and you know, cell
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phones, underpants, soil,
usually a pair, you know.
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That's my bad guys.
Yeah, Gentures. 12 Extra.
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Gentures and we all how?
Oh.
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Isn't that funny?
No, no, no.
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Are you ready?
Do you have music for this?
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Would you like some medical
professional penis bullying?
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Yes.
Penis bullying music please.
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How uncomfortable this is to
listen to, I get it.
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An Airpod?
Just one.
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Far too big.
That's not how.
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You're not getting 2 up there.
You barely get one.
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I could think it's.
Not going to be stereo if you do
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that I.
Don't have one, but I don't
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think much goes up there.
A pin cap.
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Oh.
A coffee stirrer.
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Oh.
A screw.
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Oh my God, this isn't
comfortable.
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A paper clip.
Oh my, I'm starting to regret
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doing this.
Yes, this.
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Is very painful.
The handle.
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Of a plastic spoon.
I'll go through it fast.
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The handle of a plastic spoon, a
plastic fork.
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Oh my God.
Glue.
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Glue.
That's a very bad idea.
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That's.
Really a bad idea?
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A rolled up magazine page.
Oh my, the.
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Ring from a Powerade bottle A
Domino.
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Oh, a full domino.
What the actual fuck?
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A phone charging cable.
And lastly, things medical
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professionals pulled out of
penises last year.
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Oh.
My God.
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A thermometer.
Oh.
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Actually, that's probably the
least.
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That makes the most sense out of
all of them.
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That was.
Designed to glide in supposed.
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To go in your butt.
Yeah.
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Well, would you like to hear
things things pulled out of
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other orifices?
Other.
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Regions.
That a woman might have.
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Oh God.
A plastic triceratops.
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Oh, come.
On a dinosaur toy.
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A toy fire truck.
Oh.
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A spork.
A sport.
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That would hurt.
A bar of some toy fire truck
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wouldn't.
Hurt.
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That would.
Yeah, I would.
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I think it would hurt.
Too deodorant.
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No, you don't need.
Deodorant.
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A perfume bottle.
Oh my God.
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A pencil.
No, that shouldn't be.
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There.
How about a pencil?
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But sideways, no.
Oh my.
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God, a curling iron.
A dry erase marker.
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No.
No, a bag of soil.
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What keys?
A what?
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Keys.
Keys, a candle, a climbing peg.
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What's a?
Finger puppet.
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A finger puppet.
OK, well, I and.
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Finally.
I know how that got there.
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And finally, and I quote was
roughhousing with her husband,
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who lifted her up and
accidentally dropped her on a
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hot dog cooker.
No, we didn't.
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That's not acting on a hot dog.
Oh my God.
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Never mind.
Straight up ready to.
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I think we're done.
Be available, yeah.
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The Triceratops.
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We are Dave, Rachel and Forum,
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and this is the podcast that's,
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Have a whole lot of them today,
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That's why we created a website
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everybody, so it's all in one
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You, John and Jan.
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You very much I might know.
I think you might know them too,
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yeah.
He also left a Valentine for Jan
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in his purchase of a coffee.
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Really.
Save it for next week for him
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and save it.
How about next week?
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For next week.
Yeah, cuz this is not the
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Valentine's episode.
Let's.
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Do it.
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True, yeah.
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Send time for you shout outs,
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yes?
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
All right, here's what you can
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note Rachel's fun facts.
Hey.
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I really do think those are fun
facts.
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Rachel.
Rachel.
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OK, here we go.
I don't know if you've heard of
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this word before.
A herkel durkel.
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A herkel durkel.
That's a Scottish word, and it
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means to lie in bed long after
it's time to be up and about.
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Just on A herkel durkel here, a
little longer.
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Herkel Durkel in my bed.
Well, I enjoy doing that, but I
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will never call it that.
No, I don't think I'll ever call
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it that either.
All right, OK.
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It sounds like like a Herkel
Durkel should be a little bit
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more exciting than just lying in
your bed.
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Maybe you're Herkel Durkel if
you.
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Have a herkel here in my bed.
Just a lie.
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If you have someone to herkel
durkel with, now you've got.
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Something sure, I guess.
So I've got this triceratops.
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Oh my God, stop it.
My first thought was those
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people didn't have someone.
People with sensitive noses can
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actually smell when it's about
to rain.
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Atmospheric chemicals begin to
react with one another, creating
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ozone, which has a sweet and
pungent smell.
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So some people can does that.
Happen to you?
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I don't know that it's sweet
and.
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You can smell, you think it
smells like it's going to rain.
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I can tell when it's rained, but
that's not.
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Isn't that?
Though, Well, that's right.
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I can.
Usually.
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It's rained.
It smells like rain, right?
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Everybody knows what?
That, yeah.
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But even if after it's dry, I
can tell that it did.
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Like if you get up in the
morning and it's like if I go as
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I go.
Oh yeah.
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But sometimes I believe that I
can.
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Yeah.
This is smelling it ahead of
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time before it I.
Wouldn't say that I could tell
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that it's like out to rain.
No, but I can.
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I have a maybe I'm just because
that's why you're not like a
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good rainfall smelled like
worms.
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Yes, I agree.
It sure can, yeah.
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So maybe.
I'm confusing.
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That's a different fun fact.
The after rainfall.
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Smells like rain.
Fun fact.
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Like worms?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
OK.
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Did you know that dogs sneeze to
tell each other that they're
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friendly?
So when they're playing rough,
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it doesn't turn into a fight?
It's also known as a calming
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signal.
I don't know if I really believe
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that because Roxy sneezes a lot
and she hates Jeremy.
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You said these are always
factual.
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You did say you.
Preface this, I think my dogs
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may be just the exception to
every single rule, but she just
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goes, you know?
She does that a lot.
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00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,080
Is that a sneeze or is that a?
Snort.
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00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,760
Well, it's kind of a huff
Sneeze.
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A huff.
It's a bit of a huff, I guess.
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She huffs that up.
She huffs.
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00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,800
Adam for sure.
I know I've seen dogs sneeze,
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but I don't.
I don't know that I've ever seen
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dogs sneeze around one another.
Not that I'm aware.
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00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,800
No, and usually it's when they
get slobber everywhere.
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00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,520
OK, this one is definitely true
for me.
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For people with math anxiety,
math problems trigger a similar
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brain response as physical pain.
Yeah, that's really checking off
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the fun box.
Visit OK.
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00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,920
Sorry.
OK, how about this one then?
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Did you know that your lips
touch when you say the word
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00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,600
separate, but they don't touch
when you say the word together?
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I know you.
I know you're all trying that
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00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,880
now, not.
Even a fun fact.
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00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:38,920
That's some doofus going, you
know, can you do this and stomp
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your foot at the?
Same true.
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00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,760
Come on.
It's like if I say to you,
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here's what my kids always say
to me, I want you guys to try
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this now.
Try and say Coca-Cola without
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00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,040
your lips touching.
Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola.
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Now say it normally.
Coca-Cola.
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Coca-Cola.
I don't.
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They don't.
Your lips don't touch anyway.
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00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,400
That's what my kids do to me.
They did.
402
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,080
We fell for it.
God, I feel like an idiot.
403
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,800
Anyway, I know you're all trying
it now, OK?
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00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaking of smart people like
me, Albert Einstein was offered
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the presidency of Israel in
1952, but he politely declined,
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00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,360
stating that he lacked the
natural aptitude and experience
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to deal with people.
OK.
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00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,760
Some other some other presidents
maybe should have declined also.
409
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,440
How the the world would have
been so different, Teddy.
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00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,280
Had he been the president,
right?
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00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,840
That's really you.
Didn't like that one.
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That's fascinating, isn't it?
No, I'm sure some fact it's
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00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,840
certainly not fun.
It's not even.
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00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,880
It's the opposite of fun.
Well, how would this one then?
415
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,760
It's another one.
Fun.
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00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,640
If we are living in a world
where he did take the job to
417
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,040
look back and imagine.
Imagine he didn't.
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00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,160
All right, also about
presidents, I guess a
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kleptocrat, that's a noun.
That's a word that I hadn't
420
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,840
heard of before.
Kleptocrat, that means a ruler
421
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,600
who uses political power to
enrich themselves at a country's
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00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,600
expense.
Just thought maybe that just
423
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,280
throw that one in there.
Lately, that sounds familiar.
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00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,440
Yeah, might be.
I feel like there's a reason you
425
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,680
included that, but let's move.
All right.
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00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,040
Last one, maybe this one you'll
like, I don't know.
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00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:31,320
An estimated .7% of the world's
population is drunk at any given
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00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,640
moment.
What's it right now?
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00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,520
That's it, That's all. .7.
What is wrong?
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00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,040
That's funny, guys.
It's only funny if I can see
431
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,040
what they're doing.
OK, fine, I'm going to have my
432
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:56,520
beer over here then. .8%.
Was there 7 billion people in
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00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,560
the world?
I don't know, I.
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00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,960
Don't know is there now there
was 6.
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00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,240
So did you do the math?
For him, yeah, 490 million
436
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,320
people are drunk.
Drunk at any given, oh, sorry,
437
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,120
49 million people.
That's not very.
438
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,200
Many, I don't think.
What's like 49?
439
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,920
How many do?
We have in Canada not that many.
440
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,320
Oh, this picture.
All of Canada drunk all the
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00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,600
time.
All of Canada drunk all the
442
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:41,480
time.
The this is due to underwhelming
443
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,080
demand.
It's a podcast.
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00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,720
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
And be sure to check out our
445
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:53,640
website, underwhelming.ca.
Read Rachel's blog on playing
446
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,080
hockey.
It's very, very well written.
447
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,240
It's really good.
Rachel.
448
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,400
I like it.
Rachel, give us an update, maybe
449
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,560
on a future podcast on how the
hockey thing is going.
450
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,080
Yeah, we had a week or two, we
had a week off and then we have
451
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,480
a kind of a random schedule.
So I'll have an update for you
452
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,000
next episode, so.
When is the next practice that
453
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,720
we won't be attending but we
just would like to know a
454
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,400
specific date and time and
place?
455
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,600
Well, the next.
One I will be at is, I think,
456
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,200
Valentine's Day.
I can't think of a better place
457
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,440
to be, Dave.
I don't know about you.
458
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,760
I'd.
Like to go that.
459
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,840
Might be your lovers you want it
to be and join me and arena.
460
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,360
Foreman and I are going on a on
a road date.
461
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:39,040
I'm not sure if Ashley and Jana
will be thrilled or just I'm
462
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:39,840
glad.
You're gone.
463
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,680
I don't think they'll care.
No, I'm not sure they really.
464
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,120
Don't.
I don't think they'll care, No.
465
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,160
OK, Anyway, if you would like to
sponsor this fine podcast as we
466
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,880
said before.
Yes underwhelming.ca or buy me a
467
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,400
coffee dot com slash.
Underwhelming coffees are 5
468
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,680
bucks each so OK.
Yeah, you can always leave us a
469
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,320
voicemail at underwhelming.ca as
well.
470
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,040
Yeah, and this is the point in
the in the podcast where we
471
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600
check to see who's written to
us.
472
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,080
So what have we got?
Well, Stephanie would like to
473
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:13,560
comment about Rachel's hockey.
OK OK saying pizza is legit.
474
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,120
What does that mean?
Wash.
475
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,200
It was a pizza.
Stop.
476
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,520
Stop.
Well, you're wrong.
477
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,920
Wrong Stephanie, but she says.
That's the thing.
478
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,040
When my husband was attempting
to teach me how to ski, pizza
479
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,200
was how I got down the hill.
Yeah, it's snow plowing.
480
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,480
What is wrong with you guys?
No.
481
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,640
It's not.
Yeah, pizza.
482
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,200
I wasn't taught pizza.
I was taught to snow plow.
483
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,360
It's a.
Snow plow triangle, Yeah, but.
484
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,000
It's a snow plow.
I'm making on the ice.
485
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,200
I'm making snow, but I'm not
plowing it on the ice.
486
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,440
Somebody ate Kinsley also
messaged us and said Rachel is
487
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,560
right, Pizza stop is used for
the littles in skiing and
488
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,440
skating that way.
That is wrong.
489
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,000
Wrong.
She's.
490
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,880
Not wrong and someone else told
me that.
491
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,240
Little the kids a little well.
I'm a newbie so I might as well
492
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,520
be, yeah.
OK, Yeah.
493
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Also, Erica Vincent, our realtor
friend also says that her kids
494
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,680
learn pizza stop in their Cam
skate lessons.
495
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,400
Just saying guys.
It's snow plowing.
496
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Wrong.
497
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,600
OK, I have a message from
Lindsay DeVos.
498
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840
DeVos, I can't remember.
I'm sorry.
499
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,480
Still haven't nailed that down,
Lindsay.
500
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,280
Please correct us.
Yeah, Tell if it's a DeVos or
501
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,480
DeVos.
Lindsay is somebody who listened
502
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,840
to Foreman out in Halifax.
So we're super happy to have all
503
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,800
of our Maritime listeners with
us.
504
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,200
Thank you.
She says hi guys, happy new
505
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,680
year.
I just finished listening to
506
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,400
episode 109.
Good for you Rachel for trying
507
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,080
hockey.
Keep up the hard work.
508
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,640
Happy birthday, Dave.
Oh, thank you.
509
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,080
January 21st Oh, and for you
Foreman, a couple things.
510
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,080
If you go to your Costco, If you
go to Costco, but you will know
511
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,640
whether they have your moose
heads or not.
512
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,280
But you're not going to go to
Costco, No, but guess what?
513
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,640
I know where you could get Moose
Heads beer all the time if you
514
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,400
move back to Halifax and you'd
have it whenever you want.
515
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,640
I know because there's a drive
through Moose Head store in
516
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,680
Dartmouth that I would frequent
coming home from the radio
517
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,760
station in Dartmouth, past the
Moose Head store and then on
518
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,960
across the bridge over to
Timberly.
519
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,920
I learned how to say dirt, dirt,
dirt.
520
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,960
I didn't know.
There was a drive through
521
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,200
Moosehead store.
That's interesting.
522
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,280
When my buddies came to visit a
couple times, actually Aaron and
523
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,200
Ian, we had to Aaron had to go
to the Moosehead store because
524
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,120
not only is it full of all their
types of drinks that you can't
525
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,400
get here, but also it's the
merchandise, it's the clothing,
526
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,080
it's the hats, it's the beer
kegs, it's the anything and
527
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,480
everything Mooset that he.
That's cool.
528
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,880
Mooset, there we go.
That's neat, all right, Jen
529
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,400
said.
This was Keenan and Keenan
530
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,920
Handyman Services.
If you're looking for
531
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,160
handyman's, Johnny's your guy.
They're licensed, they're
532
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,040
insured, they do all kinds of
stuff.
533
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,120
Anything.
Anything ever.
534
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,400
And Jen is the the the she
cracks the whip so she says.
535
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,000
Thank you so much for a fabulous
episode.
536
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,760
I also wanted to let Dave know
if he does need handy stuff done
537
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,360
around the house, having Johnny
move in is not the way to
538
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,640
accomplish that.
Ask me how I know.
539
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,080
We appreciate you.
Keep at it because your podcasts
540
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,080
are the highlight of my week.
Thank you.
541
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:31,200
Jen, Dad, I like.
That, that's very funny all.
542
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,800
Right.
Please check for your shadow.
543
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,520
I don't see a thing from my
front or my back either.
544
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,920
Spring will be early, so say aye
the BX Beaver.
545
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,040
Very good Beaver.
Congratulations.
546
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,680
That's awesome.
Spring is coming early according
547
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,240
to the BX 93 Beaver.
I cannot wait.