May 5, 2025

She's a Little... Bichon! (Ep. 123)

She's a Little... Bichon! (Ep. 123)

(1:38) - The age you begin to... deteriorate

(11:40) - Rachel and her dog share a prescription

(20:51) - Forman tests interprovincial free trade

(30:10) - YOUR comments & voice memos!

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Are you guys on the Teamu train?
Yeah, yeah.

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I thought you might be.
I didn't know that, but I knew

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that.
Yeah, my wife, I think, has

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really started to really like
Teamu.

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Yeah, I've got so much stuff
from there for Superjeep.

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It's awesome.
But you're not getting the same

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things that my wife's that I
think that's the difference.

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What's she getting?
I'll bet you you're not getting

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what we're getting off of team.
Whenever I'm ready, it's always

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you, Rachel.
OK, I'm ready are.

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You ready?
Raring to go.

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Man, I have to wait.
Please don't.

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I'll start.
This is this is due to due to

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underwhelming demand the the
podcast with Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman.
The podcast that would make the

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perfect gift for Mother's Day,
especially if you and your mom

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aren't getting along.
Just send us to her.

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Want to qualify that on this
fine podcast today, The benefits

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of interprovincial free trade
with Foreman.

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I have no idea what the hell
that means.

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I just.
I do.

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I don't know what it means.
Riveting.

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I don't, yeah.
I think what it is.

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Though.
I think it's that's.

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Foreman gets cheaper beer or
something like that, not.

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Beer.
It just sounds boring.

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No, it's going to be something
we all want to jump on board

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with, I'll tell you that.
All right, there's a better tea.

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Yep.
Rachel's dog is apparently even

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more anxious than we.
Thought yeah, yeah.

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And we're going to start with
when you really deteriorate in

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life, because I find this fun.
Oh, good fun right off the top.

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Right off the bat.
That's in point here we are

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doing this podcast.
Yes.

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The end.
The end we've.

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Deteriorated.
That's where we did.

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This is we've we started a
while.

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Ago This is the end, this is the
end, the end.

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This is a deterioration I.
Had a guy on I was chatting with

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a guy on on country 104 who is
has some he part of his business

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is a is a gym and part of his
cell line is we help people die

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as slowly as possible.
I like.

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That that's a good thing?
That's true.

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Yeah, I said, yeah, you should
have that on a flyer.

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That's perfect.
Yeah.

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Well, this will I I this.
Is Jim.

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This is sort of part of that.
Whenever we would do talk about

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things, where you go, you know
what you spend way too much

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money on or you know what you
spend.

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Don't want to know?
No one wants to know that so.

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How much do you spend on coffee
a year?

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Don't tell me, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.

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Yeah, right.
This is a study that's basically

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like that.
It tells you the exact age when

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all of the bad things you do
catch up with you and start to,

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you know, harm you.
All this sitting on my ass, all

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the eating peanut butter and
chocolate Easter eggs.

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That's it.
OK, all of this will get you at

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the age beginning at this age,
and then it just gets worse.

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Oh good.
So what are the what is?

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Well, what are the like the
worst things?

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What are the the offending
behaviors then?

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What are suggesting?
Yeah, what happens?

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Well, they're suggesting things
like smoking, drinking, not

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exercising.
Those are the, those are the

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basic bad things that we do.
You don't have to.

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If you don't smoke, you're way
ahead of the game to begin with.

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If you don't drink, I'm not
inviting you over, but good for

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you.
And if you don't exercise that.

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Doesn't drink anymore.
And I'm only kidding.

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Yeah, that's a joke.
That's a joke.

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OK, Those are the those are the,
you know, top three.

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But Rachel's right.
If you if you're eating, you

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know poorly and.
Peanut chocolate eggs.

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Well, you're suggesting though
that you can do those things a

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consequence free Willy nilly and
tell an age.

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That's what I that's.
What?

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There's a tipping point, No, But
what happens?

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Like what happens after that?
I get that these things are bad

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for you, but then what happens
when you start to deteriorate?

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Like take a guess.
You were going to guess how old.

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OK, well, I'm going to guess 40
because 40 is when my friends

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and I would start talking about
ailments, generally the ones

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that we had in comparing, Yeah.
Yeah, you, you.

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That's my guess.
OK, Well, that's fair.

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I mean, I guess that's.
Fair, I'm guessing Daves

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thinking you ain't seen nothing
now when you.

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Get to a certain age.
All you have to do is sit with

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older people and listen to us
talk about elements.

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It's just.
I'm telling you it begins at 40

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if you don't.
Remember.

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But it's gotta be like 5050.
Five.

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No, it's younger.
It's actually younger than 55

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and 50 and 40.
Apparently it's 36.

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Ohh, you guys have already.
You've already gone by.

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Yes.
No, like Forman.

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Thinks it's 50 because he hasn't
turned 40 just yet.

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He's in his 40.
Years started talking about all

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of his ailments because he's not
40 yet.

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That's why he thinks it's 50.
If you're underage 40, I'm

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telling you that's the tipping
point you'll begin talking

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about.
No, it's 36, I just told.

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You 36, right?
So they tracked hundreds of

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people, kids who were born in 59
until they hit the age of 61,

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and found that those who
regularly smoked, boozed,

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lounged around in their younger
years ended up sicker and more

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depressed as they aged.
And on average, those people's

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health started to decline at the
age of 36.

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They this was people born in
1959.

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They they were.
Tracking.

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Yeah, 1950. 9 like throughout
their life's life life.

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A lot of things have changed.
A lot of things have changed,

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but a lot more people smoked
back then.

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People don't, well, people don't
smoke cigarettes as much, but if

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you're vaping or you're smoking
anything, it's still impacting

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your lungs, right?
And so that I would say if

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you're going to be doing, if
you're going to have weed or do

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the gummies, do edibles, don't
smoke it.

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Like that's my recommendation to
you.

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There we go.
Health advice for.

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Me it's legal that's.
Going to be if.

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You're going to do it.
Don't smoke it.

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At the very least, save your
lungs.

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Take it from someone unlike
Rachel, who never smoked

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probably a cigarette in her
life, am I right?

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No, but I have but not.
Many.

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But not many.
No, I was never a smoker.

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I was a smoker.
Don't ever start smoking.

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Ever, ever, ever.
That's my and that's good

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advice, by the way, right?
Ever, ever ever start smoking.

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That means dev's been going way
downhill since 36.

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Yeah, I was smoking at 36, but.
What age were you when you quit

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smoking?
Quite, quite a ways.

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After that I'm trying to
remember, it's been a long time.

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Before you.
Before that, no.

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Before that, before that, it's
been a long time.

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My the amazing thing with
quitting smoking, for those who

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do smoke and I, I still can't
believe anybody smokes, but they

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do.
If you quit vaping's a

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completely different story.
But what I found is I used to

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suffer terribly from colds, and
when I quit smoking, it just all

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stopped.
You know, I still got colds.

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They didn't go away.
I just didn't suffer as much.

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This is a respiratory thing.
Right, so.

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Anyway, the findings here, what
the research basically says,

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it's very important to tackle
your risky health behaviors as

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early as you can to prevent
damage from building up over the

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years.
Because they found that people

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act, people suffered, they got
depressed, they were unhappy,

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sure.
And you know, could lead to an

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early death.
Who knows, right?

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Well, yeah, you have health
issues early on.

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That sucks.
The other way to look at

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informing is the way that you
looked at it, which is enjoy the

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partying and all the debauchery
you can, and then on your thirty

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36th birthday, yeah, just quit.
Just knock it all off.

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That's it, I'm done.
Well, if you that's it, I'm

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done.
I'm gonna go.

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Her when you're 36, how easy is
that to quit?

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Not it's not.
Easy to quit, but that's what I

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would set my heart on like if
you don't smoke now, don't

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start.
But if you want to have a few

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drinks and you know sit around a
lot and eat badly, right?

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Do it until you're 36 and then
maybe start to clean up your.

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Act Yeah.
Start by.

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One regret of my life and I tell
my youngest daughter this all

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the time.
I wish I had looked after myself

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a little bit better when I was
your age, when I was young.

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After yourself, now you're
pretty healthy.

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As healthy as I can be, I try.
But think how much healthier he

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would have been.
And he started at 36, right?

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That's I could.
Be one of those super seniors.

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Yeah.
Dad, I'm just an average super.

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Seniors.
My dad's a super senior.

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He's pretty good.
Yeah.

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Yeah, he's pretty healthy.
He's almost 80.

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Yeah, he's pretty healthy.
Yeah, he's.

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Doing all right, then he's doing
OK.

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You guys, you're 36, you're past
36.

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Well, I've.
Already got ailments so I don't.

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I'm all down here.
Anymore Foreman?

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No.
I mean, I don't have any

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prescriptions yet, if that's
what.

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You mean I don't either?
I do actually I.

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Do I have I have to take an
allergy pill?

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But that's allergies.
I don't know that.

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Doesn't count, no.
That doesn't count.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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So you're looking after.
You're not debauching anymore,

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Rachel.
No.

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Oh, I don't really debauch, you
know I don't.

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Did you ever debauch?
Really.

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Yeah, when in my 20s, and it
kind of eased off in my 30, once

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I had kids, I didn't.
Really.

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Yeah, that's where I'm thinking
part of this study might be

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leading to is that by the time
you're 36, you don't really want

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to debauch all that much anyway.
Is debauch a word?

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Because that is now.
It is now, yeah.

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It is well.
I don't know.

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And I we don't drink very much
at all.

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Like I I might have one drink a
week.

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Maybe that's a good thing.
But I eat chocolate Easter eggs,

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chocolate peanut butter Easter
eggs, you know, like I was just

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doing that.
And all year long.

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No, but I'll find other
chocolate peanut butter things,

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so that's bad.
Yeah, that's, I wouldn't call

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that debauchery.
Though no it's not.

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I'm not a partying.
Generally no.

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I think you're right though, for
him.

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And I think there becomes a
certain point in your life where

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you just go, you know, I'd
really like to, but.

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I'll watch the White Lotus fall
asleep for most of it and ask my

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husband what happened.
Who's that?

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Where are they?
What's going on?

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OK, there you go.
Will you ask your husband

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that's.
OK, that's all you.

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Have because that's what
happened at your house.

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This is due to Underwhelming
Demand, the podcast that reminds

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you this Mother's Day to be
thankful that it wasn't your mom

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who kept your breast milk in
their freezer for 40 years.

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Thought I threw.
I thought I would throw that in.

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Yeah.
Just happy Mother's Day.

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Yep.
If anyones looking for a science

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project, I heard there's some
old breast milk waiting.

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Waiting for a lab?
Yeah.

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Yeah, someone called Country 104
today and was like, oh, by the

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way, I enjoy your podcast.
I can't, I'm gonna go listen to

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the new one later.
And I was like, oh, you're

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you're in for a treat because my
mom sent an e-mail.

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Yeah, maybe she'll leave us a
voicemail one day.

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That would be the ultimate.
I think it's easy.

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To do at underwhelming.ca.
That's right.

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There you go, Mom.
Well, you know, I was talking

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about my.
I don't know, I could segue a

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couple of ways, actually with
this.

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Oh, now my brain's just going.
Already off to a bad start, OK.

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Yeah, well, the minute.
You bring up the word Segway,

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then it doesn't work.
Not really one anymore.

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Gone.
No.

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OK.
Fine, I was talking about my

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anxiety medication and it may
run in the family because my dog

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has some now.
Or perhaps Speaking of Mother's

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Day, I'm a dog mom and my baby
has to have anxiety medication.

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But hang on a second.
Mom, Mom.

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You're I'm a mom.
You're a mom.

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Mom for baby who?
Also has a.

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Dog that you didn't, That dog
came from another family.

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Yeah, yeah, I.
Hope.

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Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, I didn't birth the

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dog, no.
No.

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Well, we knew that, but it sure
sounded that way.

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Well, if you have a dog, you're
a dog.

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But you But you adopted the dog.
We adopted this dog.

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Yeah.
So Roxy is 4 now.

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She's a little Bichon.
And.

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I thought you were going to say
something else, but yeah, well.

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She's also that.
She's also that, yeah.

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So if you've been keeping up
with this podcast, maybe you've

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heard me talk about this before.
Roxy hates my husband.

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And periodically, if I post a
photo or something, people will

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message me, say, oh, how's it
going with Roxy and your

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husband, Jeremy?
She still hates them.

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Nothing has changed.
She still growls when he enters

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the room unexpectedly to her.
She will scatter away from him.

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She's cons if he's walking
around doing stuff he she is

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constantly scurrying to either
get away from him and or be

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closer to me because I'm going
to save her from him obviously.

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What about him?
How does has he given up trying

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to please her then?
Yeah.

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Well, no, because he he will
give her a full plate of

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chicken.
If we are having chicken or

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ground Turkey, whatever.
Like if we're having any kind of

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meat like that, that's that is
plain that he can put on a plate

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for her.
He will give her a full plate of

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chicken, for instance.
She will not go near it until he

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puts it down beside my dining
room chair and then walks away

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and leaves the room.
Then she will go over and eat

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it.
She will not go near it until

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he's gone at probably if I'm
also close to it.

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I have many things to say about
this, including why are you

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feeding your dog your chicken?
Well, if we have extra chicken,

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she'll get some, yeah.
But I, if I had given my dog, if

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I had given my dog food scraps
and he would, he would beg for

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food scraps all the time.
But then it just never worked

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out.
We don't give him food scraps

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because he'll throw it up or you
just can throw it up.

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You got to, you know, you got to
give him the the proper food.

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Yeah, but your dog was diabetic.
Yeah, but that was before the

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dog.
The diabetes has nothing to do

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with it.
Well, he probably had a

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sensitive tummy.
And it was a bichon.

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OK, well, she doesn't throw it.
Up and didn't like me.

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Well, your dog.
Like you no more.

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Than.
Are you reading my mail?

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I know, but your dog liked you a
lot more than my dog likes

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Jeremy.
She hates him.

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She won't go near him.
She's terrified of him.

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If he gets up and she's sitting
behind me on the couch, like up

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on the back of the couch and and
and she comes over.

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Not allow that either, by the
way.

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She's up there because that's
where she can see Jeremy, keep

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her eye on him.
She's.

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Always staring at the.
Pole through.

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Him 20. 4/7.
That's the dog, that's.

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Her trying to be taller than
him.

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Yeah, that's the dog trying to
usurp Jeremy.

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That's the dog trying this.
Is not a dog training session.

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I'm just telling you I'm.
Telling you does the dog like to

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like you?
Let the dog on your bed?

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Does the dog want to sleep on
your pillow?

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On your head.
You're going to love this.

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I put her on Jeremy's pillow.
Oh my.

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So you're not supposed to teeth.
Because I don't want her on my

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pillow, of course.
Not yeah.

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But if I'm if she sleeps with
me, it's because I'm in bed

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alone.
It's not she won't come in the

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bed if he's there.
If I, if we're both in the bed

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together and she for some reason
has to come in the room, she

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will go under the bed and not
come out until he's gone.

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So if she's sitting up on the
couch behind me and I'm, and he

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comes over to sit with me and
show me something or whatever,

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she growls.
She jumps up to run away.

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She wants to get away from him
as fast as possible and, and

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she'll hurt herself, you know,
jumping and leaping off the

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couch just to get away from him
as fast as she possibly can.

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Wow.
So we have gone to training,

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which didn't really do much.
She still hates him.

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And the trainer even said we
can't make her like him.

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We can make her tolerate him a
little better, but we can't make

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her like him and she still hates
us.

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It didn't, I mean, whatever.
So we just kind of stopped.

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Although he tries to give her
treats, he tries to give her

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chicken, he tries to give her,
you know, high value treats like

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that.
And she still won't go near it

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until he's well enough away that
she can eat without being

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attacked by him and 'cause she
won't put her head down anyway.

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So I went to the vet this week
and they gave me anxiety

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medication for Roxy.
So we're now going to try.

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I haven't started it yet 'cause
it was only the other day.

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We are going to try and, and
it's a supplement.

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I don't really know if this is a
real thing.

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I have no idea.
But she's gonna, we're gonna try

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it.
I don't know if it'll help.

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She won't make her like him, but
it might make her chill out a

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little bit 'cause she's just
not.

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She's a tough nut.
Like you can't crack this dog.

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She doesn't like you, she
doesn't like you.

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She loves Julia.
The hierarchy in the house is

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me, then Julia, then Kendall,
'cause she's a little more

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unpredictable, and then
everybody else in the world, and

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then Jeremy.
She would like you guys more

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than Jeremy for sure.
I don't think so.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
About that.

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She would, yeah.
She'll, she'll go up and sniff

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other.
She's better with women.

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But if, you know, if we're
walking or whatever, she'll

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sniff other men, like at the bus
stop or she'll go up to them and

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let them kind of pet her a
little bit and they can buy her

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love and that.
But Jeremy cannot.

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She was totally fine.
You did.

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Yeah, you did.
Oh wow.

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Anyway, I don't.
Know what you brought.

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Up earlier you would have really
sent the dog into a frenzy.

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Me.
Why?

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I don't know.
You just strike me as.

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Fuck you, that is Jeremy.
You know, you've got these

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anxiety meds, but it's a
supplement and you brought up

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the edibles earlier.
So like, is that what this is?

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I don't know, maybe it is.
Maybe you can't give your dog

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that though, I guess, like I.
Wouldn't recommend it, but maybe

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she'd get along with Jeremy
better.

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Maybe they should both pop one
and see.

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What happens put?
It in your chicken this advice

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for any health or this podcast
is any health advice at all

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just.
Put it in your chicken and see

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what happens, yeah.
Yeah.

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Look, I'm only kidding.
I'm.

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Not I know.
Didn't you know all this before

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you even committed to homing
her?

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Kind of, but we thought she was
just like this.

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Don't make me go back and find a
clip because I can you.

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Sure you can.
Like Jeremy held her most of the

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time when we went to go see her,
so I don't know.

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I feel like that sounds like a
different story.

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What's a different story?
Than the one we originally heard

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when you first got her.
Does she hates Jeremy?

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Yes, and then you decided to get
her anyway.

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Well, we'd already brought her
home at that point.

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I thought you had an out.
I thought you went to see her

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first.
I don't know, I.

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Oh, we did go see her, Yeah, but
she kind of didn't like any of

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us so.
But I just thought that was

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normal.
I was like, oh.

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We're just neutering.
You thought that was normal and

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she.
Just had puppies and you and

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your family show up at.
Events.

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Do people just take an instant
dislike to you?

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Maybe.
The prosecution rests.

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I know.
I'm out, I rest my case.

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The prosecution rests.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast that will
make you stop in your tracks and

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say why?
Well, that was underwhelming.

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What did you expect?
Yeah, that's not what I asked

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Google to play.
Yeah, well.

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But I had and no one's paying
us, so fuck you.

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You don't like it?
You don't have to get testy, I'm

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just making a joke.
I don't get tested, not you

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particularly.
Don't get tested.

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Well, we've actually tested
Ontario's new free trade with

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Nova Scotia.
Oh, you tested it?

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How do you test?
That do we really have free I

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mean, I always this is a
complete surprise to me as a

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yeah, a Canadian as an Ontario
in an Ontario white.

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I don't know what.
Ontarian.

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Ontarian.
In Ontario.

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A place to stand.
A place.

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To grow, Yeah.
I didn't know that.

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I I wasn't, that we weren't
already trading stuff back and

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forth with the other provinces.
This is completely and utterly

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stupid to me.
Of course that's the case.

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Why has this been now I am
aware, you know, why has this

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been going on?
I don't know.

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I am aware that there are issues
with the and we had talked about

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this, I think for and we had, I
thought we talked about it on

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the air or something when we
were on the radio together about

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somebody in, say, New Brunswick
driving into Quebec, buying some

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beer and heading back over there
because it's cheaper.

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Yeah.
And you could buy in a bigger,

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you know, you can buy a bigger
case or whatever it is.

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Technically not allowed to do
that.

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You're not allowed to do that.
And I thought, well, I've

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brought beer.
Back I've brought beer.

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Back from Quebec, who's going to
stop me, right?

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There's no one there to stop.
No one's going to stop but

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another good like it's that kind
of thing has been a barrier, a

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thing where if food was
inspected or processed, say and

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say you got Nova Scotia
blueberries, well they could now

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safety inspect them, clear them,
whatever they can come to

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Ontario and then they can just
go on sale instead of Ontario

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also having to inspect them and
do whatever their process.

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OK, so we're getting rid of some
red tape.

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If you're certified for some
type of job in Ontario then you

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could go to New Brunswick and
just start doing it instead of

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also having to get.
Their certification, OK, sure.

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Yeah.
Well, all the checks and

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balances created a lot of jobs,
right?

448
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,200
There's people paid to do all
those inspections.

449
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,760
There's licenses that you have
to pay, so there's revenue

450
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,840
coming in.
Couldn't.

451
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,280
Can those people do other
things?

452
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,720
Yes, I don't know.
They can't.

453
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,480
Well, they're gonna.
I don't know they're.

454
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Gonna because now it's been like
3 weeks at the time of this

455
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,040
release since Ontario, New
Brunswick and Nova Scotia said

456
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,880
we're going to have free trade
and eventually at some point all

457
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,280
the provinces are supposed to.
That's was like one of the

458
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,120
campaign things, right?
Sure, yeah, sure.

459
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,800
So high time that Ashley gets
her hands on the best ever

460
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,200
favorite.
Best of all Time has not found a

461
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,960
comparable one anywhere ever
since Cotton Candy Vodka from

462
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,840
Nova Scotia.
Is that a thing?

463
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,000
Cotton candy vodka.
Cotton.

464
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:35,480
Candy vodka from Black Harbor
Distillers in Hubbard's Nova

465
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,400
Scotia.
We found it, We love it.

466
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,680
Can't get enough of it.
Couldn't ship it to Ontario.

467
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,640
Before Why?
Really.

468
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:48,560
Into provincial trade barriers,
Yeah, until now, when the crate

469
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,920
of three of these bottles came
through.

470
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,560
Oh wow, there they are.
Which vodka do you have?

471
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,600
Well, now we're stocked up for a
while.

472
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,960
Yes, no kidding.
Should have bought more perhaps?

473
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,760
Sure, do you do order it online?
You just order on their website.

474
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,840
How much is delivery?
It's the shipping's like 20 ish

475
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,280
bucks or something.
OK, so the more you can't.

476
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,600
Get, I mean for something that's
a long drive away.

477
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,440
The more you get it's still 20
bucks shipping so I wonder if.

478
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,360
They'll sell it at the LCBO
eventually.

479
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,600
Well, maybe maybe you can
request it there and I just.

480
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,440
Thought Ashley.
Request it, you know.

481
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,960
Even she went to the Canada Post
place because they can't bring

482
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,120
it to your door, you have to go
pick it up because it's alcohol.

483
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,400
Oh, I didn't.
I didn't know that either, No.

484
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,080
Yeah.
They'll tell you it's a ride,

485
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,920
but then they'll tell you which
candidate post to go to and then

486
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,280
because you have to show ID or
something, sure.

487
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,720
OK.
And then she sent a picture to

488
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,800
me today and said life is
complete with three bottles.

489
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,080
Finally, it's been a year and a
half or so since we haven't

490
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,960
lived in Nova Scotia, right?
Right.

491
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,520
So what a wonderful time.
I was so excited.

492
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,560
I thought this could make for a
great radio bit.

493
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,400
Who else has taken advantage of
this?

494
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,880
This stuff I'm going to call the
distillery in Nova Scotia.

495
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,680
Who tells me we've been doing
Canada wide shipping since

496
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,720
January 2024.
Ohh how is that allowed?

497
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,240
So you can buy it.
So you could anyway.

498
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,320
And that's what she brought it
this whole time, yes.

499
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,120
We only would have been out of
Nova Scotia for like 2 months.

500
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,240
Wow, that's.
It and she could have still been

501
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,160
buying it the whole yes.
So then.

502
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,800
So then what?
So what?

503
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
Has nothing to do with
interprovincial trade?

504
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,280
No there.
Are no benefits.

505
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,440
Apparently you can do it anyway.
Oh.

506
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,760
My God, when we.
First left, it was the end of

507
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,240
2023 and they weren't shipping
to Ontario.

508
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,560
And then we never bothered to
look since ohh.

509
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,920
And then heard that there's an
announcement and we thought,

510
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,720
well that must be true, let's go
try.

511
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,840
And it worked, but it's been
working for over a year.

512
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,200
OK, I need to.
Ask now that we've settled.

513
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:58,000
All that.
So there are obviously there

514
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,280
must be benefits to it or
provincial free trade, but

515
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,240
cotton candy vodka isn't one of
them because you could have got

516
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,720
it before.
Because you could already get

517
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,480
that you could.
Already there was some kind of

518
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,200
extra duty or something, or
charge, I don't know, but now

519
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,200
there isn't, no.
Perhaps, Yeah, maybe could be,

520
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,320
Yeah, yeah.
OK.

521
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,200
I have to know.
What kind of drinks do you make

522
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,040
with this?
That's what I want to know.

523
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,520
What?
What?

524
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,840
Are you making with the cotton
candy vodka?

525
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,080
What do you make with a cotton
candy vodka?

526
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,960
Well I don't know because all
Ashley drinks with it is it's

527
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
VOD.
Look at water.

528
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,200
That's it.
So it's just flavored kind of.

529
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,360
On water.
Oh, that's it.

530
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,920
Oh, she just drinks it straight
with some ice.

531
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,720
Yeah, but she'll do that with
almost any vodka.

532
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,080
So because she doesn't like
anything fizzy, she can't do

533
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,280
fizzy.
So it's just straight flat water

534
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,080
vodka.
OK, A lot of people have asked

535
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,360
her that.
Well, how do you drink it?

536
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,040
When you drink it, you.
Make like a special martini or

537
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,800
some kind of mix.
There must be a.

538
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,280
Reason they've made.
Cotton candy vodka.

539
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,000
Yeah, if you tell, they tell
you.

540
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,120
If you go to this distillery in
person, David, yes, David and

541
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,480
Rachel, really.
OK.

542
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,320
You know how at a brewery you
can get a flight?

543
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,280
Yes, Black Harbour does flights
of cocktails.

544
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,520
A little cocktail.
That's fine.

545
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,520
So you could get the Fun House
cocktail, which is the cotton

546
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:18,520
candy, vodka, club soda, and an
actual chunk of cotton candy on

547
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,480
top.
OK.

548
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,920
I wouldn't be interesting.
I don't know why, but I I was

549
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:30,000
never again not really into
sweet things.

550
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,640
Actually isn't either, and she
still loves it.

551
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,720
You can get Double Trouble which
is cotton candy, vodka, blue

552
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,560
vodka, lemonade, and blue
Raspberry flavor.

553
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,520
See, I would avoid cotton candy
at all costs.

554
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,600
Even when I was a kid, I didn't
really like it.

555
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,080
Yeah, I probably wouldn't go for
the cotton candy vodka.

556
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,280
I probably she doesn't really
like I'm.

557
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,760
Intrigued by it though, because.
Candy vodka isn't sugary I

558
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,160
imagine, and I think it just
tastes that that way.

559
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,680
How about getting a fairy floss,
which is cotton candy vodka with

560
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,280
cranberry juice and lemon
sparkling water?

561
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,240
OK, that sounds good, actually
it.

562
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,480
Probably would work.
Fairy floss.

563
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,560
I always enjoyed going there for
the Cucumber Gin gimlet, which

564
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,400
is their gin that's simple
syrup.

565
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,680
Royal of you, the Queen of
Gimlets, didn't she?

566
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,920
Cucumber slices and Rosemary.
OK, sorry, go say it again.

567
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,640
What did it say?
Gin, syrup, lime, cucumber,

568
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,520
Rosemary.
OK, wow.

569
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,520
You were drinking that, Foreman.
It's time for tea.

570
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,560
What are you, a 72 year old
woman?

571
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,800
No.
It's the Queen of England.

572
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,400
She was 94.
It's the best.

573
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,520
Feel like you should go to the
Kentucky Derby with that.

574
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,520
Go to the queen plate.
With the I did go to the Queen's

575
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,440
flight 1 year.
Did you get a gin gimlet?

576
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,200
Did you have a fascinator?
I did have a fascinator.

577
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,360
Yeah, I.
Have a fascinator.

578
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,840
Yeah, I.
Were a fascinator without a gin.

579
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,520
Let me.
Show you what?

580
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,440
I have.
Well, God, what do you have?

581
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,160
Well, the Derby has already
occurred as as you hear this

582
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,160
podcast, but it hasn't happened
yet as we record it.

583
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,480
Look at this bad boy.
What?

584
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,680
Wow.
That is the ugliest shirt I've

585
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,000
ever seen.
How's that the whole?

586
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,320
Shirt is like a painting of the
Derby.

587
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,040
Yes, is one large painting on a
whole.

588
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,080
Shirt Where the fuck did you
find that?

589
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,320
If I told you you no, you don't
want to know.

590
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,480
No, you don't.
Want to do please send us a

591
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,400
picture with you wearing that.
I will do that.

592
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,080
Is that going to be for your
Derby party?

593
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,000
Yes.
OK, I can't wait.

594
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,360
That's actually I'm impressed.
Looks like you bought that from

595
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,400
the guy who sells sports
blankets at the western.

596
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,400
Fair.
But I didn't.

597
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,120
I did not.
I did.

598
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,160
Fleece and.
Shitty.

599
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,160
I didn't do.
That shitty fleece.

600
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,520
No, I didn't do that.
No, I didn't do that.

601
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,120
OK, well, I'm glad you got your
vodka.

602
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,760
That's great.
That's great news.

603
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:10,680
Now, is she 36 yet?
This is due to underwhelming

604
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,720
demand.
It's a podcast it's Dave, Rachel

605
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,080
and Foreman.
We have a website,

606
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:19,320
underwhelming.ca, and we're
looking for a sponsorship.

607
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,040
Anyone that would like to
sponsor this wine podcast, we

608
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,720
will gladly accept and we'll
show you lots of love.

609
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,600
We need sponsors in order, you
know, sort of to keep this

610
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,400
podcast operating because it
does cost a little bit of money.

611
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,880
Do it.
So go to our website, you'll

612
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,200
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613
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,440
You can click on buying Us a
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614
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,200
You could buy Us a coffee and
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615
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,680
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If you don't want to sponsor,

616
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,200
buy a coffee for 5 bucks.
We would happily take that too.

617
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,240
Underwhelmingly sponsoring us.
Yes, you personally, you can

618
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,920
send us a message on there when
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619
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,000
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620
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,160
we have a couple of today.
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621
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,400
There's lots of stuff you can do
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622
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,280
Be part of the show.
Leave us a voice note.

623
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,280
We do.
We love to hear from you because

624
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,600
it's not radio anymore, so we
can't hear from you immediately.

625
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,080
But if you've got something to
tell us, good or bad, I guess

626
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,000
then you tell us.
Yeah, we love to.

627
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,200
We don't really care.
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628
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,160
too.
You can e-mail us.

629
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,800
OK I've got a couple messages.
I got one from Melissa who says

630
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,000
I'm so behind in the episodes
but I just watched the newest

631
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
one and OMG Foreman is back to
country.

632
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,840
I listened to him his first week
and all I can say is I'm glad.

633
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,160
Glad he's back where he should
be.

634
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,480
Card FM was just a stepping
stone for him to get back into

635
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,920
the game.
I love that you 2 called on his

636
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,840
first day and the gang was back
on air for a short time.

637
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,480
It was something we have all
wanted since you left.

638
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,160
Aw, that's nice.
Thank you, Melissa.

639
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,920
That's nice.
All right.

640
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,880
Yeah, I have actually haven't
heard this segment.

641
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,960
I didn't hear it.
So if you have a clip of that

642
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,440
over.
Here if you need us to call in

643
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,200
on a regular basis form and we'd
be happy to do that although we.

644
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,840
Will I don't know if they want
us.

645
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,520
We will need to be paid.
Right, well, I'm not the one to

646
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,920
talk to you about.
That we don't need.

647
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,560
We don't do it for free anymore,
so.

648
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,120
Except we do this for free and
it's a lot.

649
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:14,600
More.
Oh yeah.

650
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,160
Yeah, exactly.
OK, another one from Aaron who

651
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,560
says because last time we talked
about how Foreman needs to get a

652
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,680
picture of Lefty the parking lot
guy, the.

653
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,400
Parking is doing that.
I need to know what Lefty looks

654
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,320
like, and Aaron says Foreman
definitely don't get a picture

655
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,560
of Lefty.
There we go.

656
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,280
Perfection.
Why?

657
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,200
I had a gas station employee
sign a birthday card for a

658
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,200
buddy.
Guy worked there for years and

659
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,360
we would always talk to him when
we'd go get ice.

660
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,400
Once he signed the birthday card
he was never to be seen at the

661
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,120
gas station again and we have no
idea where he went.

662
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,440
But he did quit the gas station
after that.

663
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,000
I'm too involved with my my
clients.

664
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,440
I've got to get out of here.
They've asked me to sign a

665
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,000
birthday card.
I.

666
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,600
Could disappear off the face of
the earth.

667
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,960
Wow, you gotta know you probably
worked somewhere else.

668
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,200
I don't.
Know I don't want to run Lefty

669
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,360
out of town.
No, they don't run them out of

670
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,680
the parking lot either.
It gives you a.

671
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,000
Good deal, get a picture.
I feel like maybe I'm

672
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,360
jeopardizing my well, I know
even just saying the name I

673
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,160
think is jeopardizing my parking
deal, everyone.

674
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:14,760
Shut up.
Is it?

675
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,400
Don't.
Say that name anymore.

676
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,640
Confidential.
What?

677
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,960
Lefty.
Oh, sorry, righty.

678
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,920
We'll call him Righty.
Righty.

679
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:25,120
Sure.
It's not the same, No, not.

680
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:25,800
The same.
All right.

681
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,280
What do you have, Foreman?
Well, you know them, you love

682
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,760
them from the land where they
make cotton candy vodka.

683
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,880
Easy to ship to Ontario now and
a.

684
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:46,240
Ray of a ray of sweet fluffy
cloud himself that's.

685
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,840
Right, Scotty?
Scotty.

686
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,120
Hello, it's Scotty again.
I was just listening to the last

687
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:01,560
episode there and you were
talking about Foreman's mom, or

688
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,200
I guess she sent in an e-mail.
Great story, by the way.

689
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,719
I don't think I've ever thought
about keeping any of my bodily

690
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:16,000
fluids for future scientists to
use, but I am now.

691
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,639
And when you talked about the
pictures and stuff and, and and

692
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,639
what is and, and how Foreman's
mom described him, it reminded

693
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:30,760
me of the first time I met him.
It was at a, it was a hot tub

694
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,520
giveaway.
It was like a prize thing

695
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,840
anyway.
And they were drawing names.

696
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,239
I'm pretty sure we were scolded
for talking too loud during the

697
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,199
draw, actually.
But yeah, when I got back to the

698
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:42,880
car, my wife said, So what were
they like?

699
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,320
And I said, oh, very, very nice.
I said and Foreman very muscular

700
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,760
cheeks clearly, clearly the
breast fed.

701
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,800
Clearly breast.
Fed.

702
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,440
Clearly breastfed, yeah.
Obviously 4.

703
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,400
Years later, yeah.
This is why Scotty did not win

704
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,680
the hot tub, yeah.
Yes, but you will be forever

705
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,080
known for.
Your friend.

706
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,080
Your muscular cheeks.
Yes, Foreman.

707
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,080
I always knew you had strong
cheeks.

708
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,440
It just took your mom confirming
that for me and.

709
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,080
And I believe it.
Yeah, all.

710
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,160
Right.
Well, I'm going to go now the.

711
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,720
Proof is in the cheeks.
They're not quite as red as they

712
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:31,400
used to be, though.