SEASON FOUR: I Generally Fart in Meetings! (Ep. 133)

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Oh, I was going to put my
sweater on.

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It's chilly down here.
You're putting a sweater on.

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Well, I'm in my basement.
It's cold.

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I'm going to say you didn't look
like you got much sun.

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I didn't.
I As you know, I slather myself

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in sunscreen and I find a tree.
That's my summer.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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Yes it is.
Yes it is.

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It's the podcast.
It's like the cat, it came back.

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Yeah, we used to say that about
Foreman.

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Yes, I think it's.
Still going to go It's.

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Foreman.
Every time you were away, it's.

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A.
Vacation.

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The cat came back the very next
week.

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The very next week.
We came back after the summer.

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Yes, we did.
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman

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and this is our podcast which
need sponsorship where we may

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never come back again.
Well, we've kind of.

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Yeah.
Well.

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That's you never know.
We do, yeah.

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You could technically say this
is about season 4.

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So yes, season 4 premiere at the
moment.

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We need someone to help pay for
it.

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So that's.
Right to premiere.

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We had some good time off.
Yeah, right.

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Some good, good summer holidays.
And then September hits and then

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everyone in everyone's life is
just like chaos.

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Every single day, all day, every
weekday, all weekends.

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It's insane.
It's September.

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I was so happy for the kids to
go back to school.

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I the last two weeks.
Summer was so stressed out

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having them home.
The first month we were doing

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our kitchen, we did a kitchen
renovation which was amazing.

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The company was awesome and I
want to give them a shout out.

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They're innovative interior
consultants in Saint Thomas.

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They did an amazing job.
They were here every day, all

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day.
Finished it within a month.

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Amazing.
Pretty much the whole main

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floor, mostly the kitchen.
And so the kids were at camp

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during that whole first month
and then the second month they

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were home.
And my God, by the end of the

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summer, by the end of August I
was ready for them to be out of

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the house.
Like it was too much having both

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of them can.
I ask you the obvious question,

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did you want to have children?
I wanted to have children with

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childcare.
I see.

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Now, the reason why we kept them
home this August is because

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Julia is 12 and my whole thing
was OK, I'm working 'cause I

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work at home.
Julia, you're babysitting your

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sister, right?
Do you think she did that?

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No.
No, of course not our.

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Girls were in this exact same
situation and yeah, yeah, no, it

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was just constantly breaking up
fights.

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Yeah, but let's get back to you.
If you want to sponsor an

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episode of our podcast, which is
in Season 4, Yes.

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How do you do that, Rachel?
Well, you can e-mail us Dave,

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rachelforeman@gmail.com, go to
our website underwhelming.ca.

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And I should say, didn't we get
2000 downloads in the last

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month, Foreman?
With no episodes.

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No new episodes.
So people are still, people are

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still.
Thank you.

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OK.
Well, thank you.

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You appreciate that.
Yeah, you can hear thousands

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when we don't even do anything.
We are.

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Back and on the podcast, we're
going to do a little good idea,

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bad idea.
Foreman's going to clear up some

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rumours.
Thank God for that.

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One, one.
Just one.

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One rumour, just one, one.
About you.

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About me.
OK, that is untrue.

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That will.
Leave all of us wanting more, I

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think, and we're going to start
with Rachel.

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What did you do on your summer
vacation?

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Well, I told you a little bit
about it, but I, I wonder if,

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you know, we're in the summer,
we're all kind of going to maybe

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you might have a day trip here
and there, things like that.

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Do you check the weather ahead
of time if you're planning to go

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somewhere like a theme park or
maybe a Blue Jays game ahead of

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time to see?
Sound like 2 very specific

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outings, yeah.
Is it going to be bearable?

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Because.
OK, did you go to a Blue Jay

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game or a theme park this year?
Or both?

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Yes, both.
Yeah, we went to both.

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And so typically my husband
books the Blue Jays tickets.

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He works for Rogers, so he gets
a deal.

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And I mean.
Really good deal.

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Yeah, I.
Would think yeah.

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So we took my sister's family
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baby this summer too which was
so exciting.

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We have a new evolution stuff
nephew.

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I know his name is Brennan but
any before they had the baby

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they came and visited at the
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She want children or is she
going to be complaining about

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them too later?
She might be, yeah, but she's

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got one more than I do.
So there you go.

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She wanted them more than I did.
Apparently.

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Yeah, So we decided we're all
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because they're from out east
and they don't get to go very

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often, so we're going to go.
So we didn't have a lot of dates

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available to us to choose, so
that we booked it.

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We we went.
I usually get my husband to book

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on the 3rd baseline because
that's typically in the shade.

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Because there's nothing worse
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being in the blazing sun for 3-4
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it.
Well, you get.

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Real thirsty, am I right?
David, yes, you do.

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Yeah.
But the problem is, is that if

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you want to quench your thirst
at a Blue Jays.

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Game.
I can't afford it.

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That'll cost you, yeah.
Oh yeah, even more of this.

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Absolutely.
It's getting worse.

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Yeah.
So we ended up sitting in the

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200 level because it that's
usually in the shade and I kind

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of like being up a bit.
Anyway, we ended up being in the

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blazing sun for the entire time.
It was 40°.

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There was a heat.
Warning, how do you know it's

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40°?
Did it sail?

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40°, well, it felt like 45 or
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Felt like it was one of the days
in early July that we had the

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heat, the heat warnings, Right.
So we had a heat warning this

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day.
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I'm like, is the Dome closed?
Like, are they gonna close it?

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No, it's wide open.
Why would they?

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This is on a Saturday.
Well, the very next day, on the

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Sunday, they closed it because
of the heat warning.

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Yeah.
Just because of people like you

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whining about the heat, Yeah.
Well, it's it was so hot, it was

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like summer.
Time.

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People.
Should not have been.

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You're sitting there just baking
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I think we spent more time in
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In fact, I know we spent more
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We or you?
Me and the kids, all of us

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actually in the concourse, the
row right above us had full

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shade the whole time, but as the
sun moved we got the sun so it

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was not a not a great spot.
We all ended up leaving because

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the kids were freaking
miserable.

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We all ended up leaving in the
6th inning because I said we've

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got to stay for the 7th inning
stretch.

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No, we were everybody was done.
The line up at the water

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fountain station, because you
know, there's only like one of

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those on the whole floor was at
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It was 20 plus people deep at
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And we had slushies, we had ice
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We're just trying to find things
that were cold would keep us

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cool.
I brought cooling towels.

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We had neck fans.
It wasn't enough.

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So we finally just Jeremy's like
should we go home because we

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took the go train in?
We're like, yeah, the kids were

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just like miserable.
The the family from out east is

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not used to this heat like it
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Effective.
No, it wouldn't be, no.

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So we all go home and
everybody's like, how was it?

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My sister who's pregnant didn't
go because she knew it would be

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miserable and she's pregnant.
She's like, that's the last

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freaking thing I want.
So the three of us, me and my

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Jeremy and my brother-in-law
took all the kids and we came

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home.
How was it?

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Terrible.
We all just jumped in the pool

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basically with our clothes on.
We've got to get out.

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So that was the first thing and
the second one.

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Oh wait, there's more.
There's more and this always

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happens to us 'cause we're bad
planners, I guess.

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I don't know.
We went to Canada's Wonderland

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at the beginning of beginning of
August and it was again very

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hot.
At the beginning of August we

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were meeting our family.
We have family in Toronto.

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We are meeting them and we were
staying with them for two nights

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and we were all gonna go to
Wonderland on this Saturday,

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right?
It was going to be busy, we knew

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that, but whatever.
But it was so stinking hot,

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everybody was that.
Everybody like we, we.

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Went early as soon as it opened
to try and get some rides in

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before it was super hot.
But then by like 1:00, we're

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like, we got to go to the water
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The water park was so busy.
There was a lineup of at least

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100 people just to get into the
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Where do you think everybody
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Of course, everybody's at
Canada's Wonderland on this hot,

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hot day.
Well, no.

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They're at the water park in
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Right, so you couldn't even get
into the wave pool because I'm

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like, I don't even care if I go
down a slide, I just want to be

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in in water.
Right?

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Couldn't get into the wave pool.
Couldn't slides were

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ridiculously long so me and my
girls ended up playing in a

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splash pad standing underneath
the bucket that fills and just

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dumps.
On you, yeah.

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There was like 50 of us just
waiting for the bucket to dump

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all the water on our heads
because that was the only relief

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you could get.
Sounds like fun.

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And my kids were like, mom, why
do we end up going to these

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theme parks and we go on the
hottest day of the year?

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And I was like, I I don't know
how that happens.

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It just works out that it's
always the hottest day and it's

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miserable and no one has fun and
it costs $1,000,000.

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And why do we do this to
ourselves?

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We should just stay home.
See, we went camping when it was

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that hot as well.
No, thank you.

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But but at least you're in the
shade, I guess.

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Well.
And booked ourselves a yurt with

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electricity and an air
conditioner and then the

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campground had its own water
park so it was lovely.

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Wow, where was that?
It was in Niagara.

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The only drawback.
It was right on the side of the

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four O 3.
It's a little noisy, a little

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noisy.
I went to a ball game, not a

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Blue Jay game, but I went to the
ball game, middle of July on an

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extremely hot day.
So I sympathize.

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And we were in the same kind of
boat where you, you know, but we

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just kept moving to different
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That's what you do.
You find the shape together.

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We couldn't all do that.
You just.

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Keep moving to different seats.
It's not full.

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It's never full when it's that
hot.

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No, no.
Then we went to a cottage and

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that was lovely because it was
hot and we were right on the

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lake and we did live in the
lake, so that was great.

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And we jacked it on like a
diaper.

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In the summer, you had hey,
cottages, ball games, kitchen.

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Yeah, yeah.
We actually.

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Did a lot this summer.
I'm surprised, but yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, you.
Wow.

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Tell us again how much I've
sucked.

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The heat.
The heat sucks if you're not in

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water.
This is due to underwhelming

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Where Dave, Rachel and Foreman,

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this is a podcast.
Podcast.

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I forgot how to do this.
This is the podcast that says

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welcome to fall, the season
where everything dies, but we're

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still alive.
We came back and it's time for

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good idea, bad idea.
It's time for another good idea,

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bad idea.
The segment that won't die

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either.
No, never.

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Yeah, that doesn't die either.
No.

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Right, the bit that won't go
away.

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It's still here after all.
After this whole summer you

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found some things that could be
either a good or a bad.

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Idea didn't see anything all
summer long, but I came across

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something just the other day and
I knew that Foreman would be,

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let me see, invested in this
moose head.

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You know Moose Head breweries,
my Moose head beer.

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Go to beer.
One of the great still

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independent breweries in in
Canada.

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Moose Head breweries in New
Brunswick.

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St.
John, right?

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Get over there Saint John.
They have an ounce.

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They will stop selling their
beer in bottles.

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Bad idea.
Bad idea.

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At the end of this year, good
for a bad idea.

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Bad idea.
Foreman's already weighing in.

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Do you need a bottle?
That's the preferred in a

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bottle.
Why?

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Because it tastes better.
It's a better experience.

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Beer in a bottle is better.
All beer, apparently there's

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there's such a such a small
percentage of diehards like you,

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Foreman in Canada, where 7% of
beer now is sold in bottles,

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that's a 85% is in cans.
The other fun thing?

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Are bottles harder to clean and
because you got to clean them

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and reuse?
I don't know, I.

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Think that that see that annoys
me that they're blaming it on

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Well, did you no one's buying
them in bottles only 7% of beer

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sold in Canada is sold in a
bottle.

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So I guess you guys just want
cans No, you keep pushing cans

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every beer keeps pushing cans
yeah.

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Oh, the cans coming convenient
15 packs or 30 packs bottles

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don't cans are on sale Oh cans
are on sale again.

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Cans are on sale.
Well, I guess I'll I'll.

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Buy that a bottle, right?
That's true.

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I don't.
Buy design.

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They're doing this on purpose.
Right, I don't see bottles very

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often.
And because no one drinks beer

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out of bottles unless they do,
they're over the age of, you

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know, 90.
Lower that by 50 years and then

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you got yourself a bottle drink.
Baby Foreman is 40.

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Yeah.
I can't remember the last.

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I can't remember the last time I
had a beer out of a bottle.

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It's been a it's been a while.
Can't either, but I guess when I

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was in college that's really all
we had.

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See.
Borman.

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But I was 20 years ago.
Usually you usually jump on

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bandwagons.
I know you do.

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You usually are trying to stick
with the, you know, stay ahead

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of the curve, or at least ride
at the back of the.

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Curve.
Yeah, yeah, you're just.

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Why are?
You not on the can wagon?

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Why are you lagging behind on
this?

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Well first of all, what a
terrible time to get rid of

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bottles.
Aren't aren't the cans like

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under on tariffed?
Like, Oh yeah, that's true, and

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we should be.
Too, at a time when we should be

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going to more bottles, we're
going to more cans, which

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doesn't make sense.
True.

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Also, it doesn't taste as good
as it can no matter what.

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I'm more discerning I I buy it
in cans, but I pour it in a

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glass.
I don't want to drink it out of

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a can.
I don't think beer tastes very

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good out of a can.
It.

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Doesn't.
I don't think it does.

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And I understand there are
plenty of circumstances where

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cans are more convenient, yes,
like camping or whatever.

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Places where you can't or don't
want to have glass, sure.

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Beside your hot tub, maybe.
Don't have a bottle in the pool

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area, yeah.
Otherwise bottles come on moose

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head and they are, but they have
iconic green bottles.

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It was.
I love their bottles.

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I really do.
That.

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I love.
I love the green bottles.

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Yeah, they've been around for
years.

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But the bottom line is form.
And they also say that beer

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keeps better in a can.
It doesn't keep well in bottles.

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That's why, you know, at one
point we had, you know, dark

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colored stubby bottles or brown
bottles or whatever in the green

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bottle.
The idea behind that was when

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and you know, the light hit the
bottle, you know, it could spoil

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the beer.
Yeah.

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How you know the Miller high
life people got away with

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selling beer in clear bottles, I
have no idea.

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Yes, but no one it literally no
one's drinking it out of bottles

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anymore.
It's cheaper.

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It's.
More literally no one.

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Well, yeah, but it's cheaper.
It's there's so many more

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reasons to do it out of cans
than to do it out of bottles.

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Right, I pulled the listeners of
Country 104 and.

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You know, like.
Overwhelming support for bottles

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in that very scientific poll.
I think people are nostalgic for

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bottles.
I think there's some nostalgia

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there.
How old did they sound?

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Only one guy brought up the fact
that they should bring back

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stubby bottles.
Oh.

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Wow.
No they should not.

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And I.
Was like, I don't, that's before

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me, man, I don't.
Ever again.

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Never.
Never.

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Yeah.
I don't drink it out of a can.

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I think drinking.
Beer is drinking it out of a

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can, but then pouring it into a
glass make it taste better out

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of the glass.
Not saying it tastes better.

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I don't like drinking beer out
of a can I.

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Find that's very light of you.
I don't like drinking anything

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out of a can, right?
I just don't.

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I don't care.
I don't mind if.

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Dave was caught drinking beer
out of a can he might as well

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live South of.
I know.

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I know where you live, Rachel.
Way further South.

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That's right.
That's right.

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OK What about?
OK, can I get to throw in one

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more good idea?
Bad.

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Idea, says Foreman.
Bad idea.

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Yeah, obviously.
I think it's done here.

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Says Rachel.
I'm OK with it.

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I'm all right with it.
I don't.

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Good idea.
All right, how about this on a

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fast food burger?
Yeah.

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Do you prefer to have a full
leaf of romaine lettuce or

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shredded iceberg lettuce?
Shredded.

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Go shredded.
No, Stop.

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Both of you.
Shut up.

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Bad idea.
Bad idea.

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You're both wrong.
That's the wrong answer.

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Bad idea.
Big leaf on there.

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Shredded, yeah, but shredded
falls.

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Out again, soggy and wilt.
Well, shredded is it.

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Falls out and it makes a mess
and it's got all the sauce on

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it.
So then all the sauce covered

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pieces of lettuce fall on you
and then you have a bigger mess.

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And then once it's out of the
burger you realize how brown all

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that lettuce is in the 1st
place.

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Well.
That no.

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No, Yes.
I don't know where you're

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ordering your burger from.
Why?

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Who's doing OK?
Is because Wendy's is slowly

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making the shift from putting a
full beef of romaine to

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shredded, prepackaged, shredded.
It'll be easier and cheaper for

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them to do it right, but I say
no.

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I feel like it's crisper if it's
cut up that way.

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That's what I like, that the
lettuce is crunchy the way it's

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supposed to be as opposed to
that leaf that may have been

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sitting on the burger for a
while, I don't know.

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Or when you squish the the bun
over top of it.

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I don't know what it does but if
your go to is Wendy's I don't

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think you care how your lettuce
gum sorry.

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I think.
I don't think I think Wendy's is

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probably higher end than say
McDonald's, but I prefer the

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shredded lettuce.
Unlike the Mcchicken or whatever

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they have that on, the Mcchicken
don't.

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McDonald's has all shredded now.
Yeah, like I think disaster.

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I also think shredded, no, it is
messier, I'll give you that.

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But I think shredded gives you
more lettuce on there.

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So it's like don't.
Want more lettuce?

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I just want a little bit of
crust.

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You're going.
To have one leaf of lettuce,

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What's the point?
I don't even if I'm caught at

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Subway because I live South of
Fanshawe Park Road, right?

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I don't even get lettuce when
they're asking what do you want

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on it?
No lettuce because they just

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fill it with lettuce and then
there's not room for actual

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vegetables you want.
Oh, I always get lettuce.

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Made out of here with the like.
No, I know.

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With the lettuce.
I didn't know you were so anti

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lettuce.
What if Subway had leaf lettuce?

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See I would prefer at home, I
would prefer iceberg, but like a

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full iceberg leaf to get that
nice crisp crunch.

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I see.
But when you shred it and

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prepackage it and then sprinkle
it on to go.

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Everywhere, no.
You're just cheaping out.

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Bad idea.
So far I've I think I would

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prefer the shredded just because
it's still.

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There for the shredded I don't
know what if.

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You're only putting 1 little
leaf of lettuce on my burger.

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And it gets soggy.
And why don't why even do it?

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Well, and apparently Wendy's
employees don't like it either

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because there's a a colleague of
mine used to work at Wendy's and

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he said it was the worst part of
the day.

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Putting the leaf.
Get to Wendy's at 4:00 AM and

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individually peel out leaves of
romaine lettuce to get ready for

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bird you're.
Happy with the change.

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And it took some forever.
So yeah, he hates.

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Sure, that seems like it's.
It would be annoying, yeah.

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Well, OK.
Sure, I'm OK, good idea.

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Good idea.
I think it doesn't bother me.

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Changing to shredded.
I'm not eating.

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It's not changing my mind about
going to Wendy's.

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No, it wasn't planning.
To go anyway.

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So right.
This isn't for you.

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I didn't ask your opinion.
Yeah, well, sorry, I thought

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that's what this was about.
OK, sorry.

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Bye.
Bad idea.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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Yup, Yup.
It's us.

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It's Dave Rachel, informant.
It's the podcast.

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That's like the measles.
Just when you think you're rid

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of it, somehow it's back.
You thought you you thought we

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were gone forever.
Yeah.

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But we snuck back in.
Here it is.

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Yeah.
What do they say the most?

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The most contagious thing you
can get?

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That's right.
Most easily spread.

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Being a podcaster, that's.
Right, Speaking of spreading

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things.
Good one anyone even prepared

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good for?
You that was OK?

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Yeah, one of you sent me a text
real quick.

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OK.
Will you?

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Respond because that's my
problem with texting you no.

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Text.
I haven't.

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I haven't texted you in a while,
so it'll take me a while.

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Oh.
My God, did you make it a fart

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noise?
You've known this, has been that

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for years.
We all know this.

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We understand this.
That's funny.

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It's a fart.
There you go.

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There it is again.
That's me.

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I texted you.
I texted.

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You.
Well I think it's listed in the

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sounds.
You can choose as like squeeze

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or something.
OK.

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Is that?
What it is, but it sounds like a

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fart.
That's why I chose.

459
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,160
I love it.
That's fine, I didn't know.

460
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,520
I don't think I.
Can do that with my phone but I

461
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,960
would.
I think he can.

462
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,160
Well, he has an Android, so it's
different.

463
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,800
I don't know whether my phone
doesn't, but right, you know,

464
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,680
that's one of the reasons why
and I'm not getting one.

465
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,080
But if I were to get one, the
reason I would get a Tesla is

466
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,440
because you can make your horn
fart.

467
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,600
Yes.
Oh, that's funny.

468
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,720
You can make your turn signals
be farts.

469
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,840
Yes, you can do all that and I
would definitely do that.

470
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,800
I don't.
Think anybody is fighting for?

471
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,480
Yes, right now.
What does this have to do with

472
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,720
your rumor?
Well.

473
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,280
That's the cause of it.
And so perhaps all of this was a

474
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:45,200
terrible idea.
That you're a farter at work.

475
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,840
Yes, because of that sound
effect.

476
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,720
It doesn't even sound like a
real fart.

477
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,240
It's like a boing.
That's what I.

478
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,800
Said so this goes off.
I think that you're.

479
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,040
Farting and it sounds like that.
Well, we both thought Foreman

480
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,880
was a farter.
He would get up and leave the

481
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,240
room.
He was a very he was a

482
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,600
considerate.
He was a respectful and

483
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,680
considerate farter.
Everybody farts all day long or

484
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,840
you wouldn't be alive.
Like just clear that right up,

485
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,080
OK?
Everybody does it, OK.

486
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,600
That's fine.
But yeah, we always felt that

487
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,320
you were very kind and
considerate by leaving the room

488
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,640
to do that.
I've taken.

489
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,280
You would and you would do it a
lot.

490
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,360
Right.
Yeah.

491
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,040
Not helping the.
Rumor.

492
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,160
If there's rumors at work, those
people should really just come

493
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,240
to Dave and I. 1st that's right
to.

494
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,680
Clear anything up that needs to
be cleared up.

495
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,680
So they think you're the farter
at work and generally stinks.

496
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,480
Yes.
Well, here's how I even knew

497
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,600
that there was a rumor, because
we're sitting in the boardroom.

498
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,320
I don't know, there's like 15
people around the table.

499
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,440
My phone's on and it's not on
silent.

500
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,640
And then that sound effect goes,
right?

501
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,840
And sitting beside me is
Chelsea, our promotions manager.

502
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,960
Yeah, he says.
Was that your phone?

503
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,880
Yeah.
No, it was me, Chelsea.

504
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,640
I was like, Oh yeah, I.
Generally fart in meetings.

505
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,520
Yeah haha, it's fart in.
Meetings.

506
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,320
I do Is this a meeting because.
The thing I know.

507
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,200
About when he comes to a
meeting, he's there to fart.

508
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,960
When will he stop?
Nobody wants to sit beside them.

509
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,720
You guys know that I had like.
I really had to ask you if that

510
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,000
was your phone and not just you.
That's pretty bad.

511
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,640
You know how many buttons I had
that were different farts,

512
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,040
right?
Who you work with now?

513
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,640
But what do they think farts
sound like?

514
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,960
Because they're not.
That, yeah.

515
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,440
It's like blank.
She asked clearly she asked.

516
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,520
Was that your phone?
Because if it wasn't, could you

517
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,760
move down to seats?
I think I don't know.

518
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,680
I don't understand no the.
Reason she asked, and then she

519
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,640
laughed an awful lot and several
other people were too and I've

520
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,840
And then I started laughing like
yeah, I'm so immature my.

521
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,720
Phone's a fire, yeah.
Turns out that she thought when

522
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,440
I used to and this is when I
started and I haven't been in

523
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,600
this office for a couple months
now.

524
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,240
I used to be in daytime in the
office right beside her.

525
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,640
We would share a wall and she
thought since then, so since

526
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,360
before the summer, that that
sound meant I was in that office

527
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:36,280
farting all day.
And since then has gone around

528
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,200
and told the whole office when
they asked, how's the new guy?

529
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,760
He sits right beside you.
Oh, he.

530
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,280
Comes in for a fart every 5
minutes.

531
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,280
She says, well he's great and
nice, but he farts a lot.

532
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,280
Well, they had asked us.
That's what we.

533
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,240
That's it.
That's exactly what we would

534
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,600
have told the party.
A wonderful.

535
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,320
Great worker, great Co worker,
great guy to be around there's.

536
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,600
One thing you should know.
Yeah, he farts a lot and.

537
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,680
It sounds like hang on, get your
phone out.

538
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Like that the.
Best.

539
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,960
That's a wet fart sound to be
doing that all day long.

540
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440
No, no.
I.

541
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,240
Have concerns if I was Chelsea.
I have so many different sound

542
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,720
effects, you know all the
different fart sounds I have.

543
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,840
Yes, you do.
Oh, they rotate.

544
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,960
Not on my phone.
Remember the buttons?

545
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:36,960
Yeah.
Yeah, OK.

546
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Yeah.
Preloaded with farts just ready

547
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,640
to go first.
We were.

548
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,840
I would laugh hysterically all
the time if.

549
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,400
There's anything David Foreman
love?

550
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,400
It's a good fart.
Yeah, the horse.

551
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,160
Fart.
Yeah.

552
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,960
The horse fart and I would laugh
because they're laughing.

553
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,800
It is, you know so.
And I'm laughing.

554
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,520
Cages.
They're just sound effects that

555
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,120
everyone needs to know.
They're not real.

556
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,080
It's not me that.
Doesn't and now it's.

557
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:01,800
Real.
I don't.

558
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,480
Know so all of these people you
were but since you.

559
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,480
Started.
And you're the new guy and

560
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,960
they've all been talking about
how often you fart.

561
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,360
Yes, if it sounds like a fart
and it smells like a fart, it's

562
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,720
probably a fart.
Right, But it doesn't.

563
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:22,720
It's my phone, it doesn't smell
and it doesn't even sound real.

564
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,360
That's true.
Yeah.

565
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,440
Well.
That's the best.

566
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,080
Theater of the Mind Foreman.
That's why you're in radio.

567
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:40,080
I think I have to quit.
Dave texted hey and Rachel

568
00:27:40,080 --> 00:28:01,440
texted test fart.
This is due to underwhelming

569
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,080
demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel

570
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,440
Informant, It is back.
This is our fourth season.

571
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,600
Technically we took some time
off, but we are back.

572
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,480
The podcast is back.
The website is there.

573
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,000
Check it out underwhelming.ca.
That's our website.

574
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:21,520
If you know somebody, if you
would like to, if you have a

575
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,840
business owner in your family
who you really think would be

576
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,800
ideal for this podcast, we are
looking for sponsors.

577
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,200
You don't even.
Have to be, this can be as small

578
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,040
as ours because that's, that's
who we're here to help and

579
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,320
that's, that's where you're
gonna get the most benefit for

580
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,840
your business.
Dave, Rachel.

581
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,480
Form packages for you don't buy
6 episodes, buy 4.

582
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,360
At the front, the middle, the
end, it's all it's all entirely

583
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,280
customizable.
Yes, there you go.

584
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,200
Dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com and
you can send us an e-mail or a

585
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:56,160
message DM anytime.
We've had a few, we should say.

586
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,000
Since we left.
From people wondering where are

587
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,480
you?
When are you coming back?

588
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,320
Oh.
Jim Begg says OK, the kids are

589
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,000
back in school.
When are we getting a new

590
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,600
podcast episode?
Hi Jim, we're here, here we are.

591
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,840
Dave Powery says hey guys, it's
mid-september.

592
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,400
Haven't gotten a notice of a new
episode yet.

593
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,560
Is are you coming back or is
that it?

594
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,520
Yeah, we're just saying we're
just trying to, just trying to

595
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,640
prolong it a little bit.
Just yeah.

596
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,160
Suspense, Dave, Suspend.
Some good vacation in time,

597
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,920
yeah.
I know Scarlett even wrote to

598
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,400
us.
It's finally September.

599
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,840
Does that mean you guys will be
back next week with a new

600
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,880
episode?
We're all missing you, right?

601
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,040
Well, obviously now we are, yes.
We're back.

602
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,880
Yeah, we're back, but we got a
message from Melissa Kowenberg

603
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,560
and this was right before we
took time off.

604
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,640
She says she's pregnant and
she's been in a lot of pain with

605
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,640
this pregnancy and needed time
and needed to take my mind off

606
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,000
things.
So I put on the latest podcast

607
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,440
and enjoyed some laughs and
loved the shout out.

608
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,760
I'm definitely an ambassador for
you guys and I spread the word

609
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,840
as much as I can.
I keep the people in the know as

610
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,120
to where in the world Foreman is
now.

611
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,520
Good.
Lessons at Country 104, now in

612
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,720
London.
Yeah, he's the guy that they all

613
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,840
know him as, the farter.
Farton, Foreman.

614
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Farton, Foreman.
Yes, country 104 and Melissa

615
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,920
also listens to that because I
can tell you she's not pregnant

616
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,520
anymore.
She.

617
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,880
Had her baby.
She had her little baby boy.

618
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,840
Congratulations, Now you're on
that leave and you have even

619
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,800
more time.
Yeah, time flies when you're

620
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
having babies.
Time flies when you're having

621
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,520
babies.
What?

622
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,160
They always say that's the well
known saying.

623
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,520
We have an e-mail from Howie and
you can send us an e-mail to

624
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,520
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com or
through our website.

625
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,680
It goes, there's messages there.
Please sign up for our

626
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,320
newsletter while you're on the
website.

627
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,480
We haven't sent one out all
summer, but we will be sending

628
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,680
them out soon with new episodes
just once a week.

629
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,480
Howie says.
Well another phase in mind, my

630
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,640
life is about to happen.
My eldest son is turning 18 in

631
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,200
September.
He's doing 1 semester of grade

632
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,680
13 so he can play football again
and he's also in the works to

633
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,080
join the army.
I guess what I'm trying to say

634
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,200
is enjoy your time with your
kids now because they grow up

635
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,360
fast.
He's talked about moving out

636
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,920
with friends but he's also said
he's not ready for it.

637
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,040
Treasure our kids to the
fullest.

638
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,760
There you go, Rachel.
That's for you.

639
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,600
That's a message.
For you, I know he also has one

640
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:31,000
turning 15 and the youngest is
turning 9, turning 10 in May

641
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,680
actually.
And now he's got questions.

642
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,800
How he says, I hope you guys
enjoyed your summer.

643
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,040
How is Rachel's golf experience
and is Rachel doing hockey

644
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,400
again?
Dave, how is your golf game

645
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,280
going?
And Foreman, how is it being

646
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,360
back in country music in London
again?

647
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,400
Miss you?
Guys, a lot of questions.

648
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,000
My golf game sucks at the moment
but but.

649
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,800
Mine's gotten a lot better.
Oh, good.

650
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,320
Yeah, the last.
Round was very shitty though.

651
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,880
So you have still been going all
summer, yes, Huh.

652
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,400
Yep.
Wow.

653
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,640
I've averaged every other week,
Yeah.

654
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,680
I mean, we're not winning the
league, that's for sure.

655
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,080
We're like blast.
But we go, yeah, OK.

656
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,040
All.
Right.

657
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,880
And I am playing golf or I am
playing hockey again.

658
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,200
Oh, I can't wait for.
That which starts this Friday as

659
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,960
we record.
So yeah, I'm not looking forward

660
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,000
to it.
I.

661
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,800
Can't.
I'm kind of dreading it and I

662
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920
kind of want to not do it
actually.

663
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,840
So we'll see how that goes.
OK, I hope you.

664
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,200
Do what are the they have.
A power skating night scheduled

665
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,760
for us and I will not be going
to that one.

666
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,960
No offense Christy, I love you,
but I hate doing it so.

667
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,320
So you are planning to go, but
you don't want to go?

668
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,200
Yeah, what are the owing because
I am very easily peer pressured.

669
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,560
OK, what are the odds for men
that she sticks with it the

670
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,000
entire season?
Well, if we keep the pressure

671
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,200
up, we need it for content,
Sure.

672
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,280
So you sell it.
But I say it's like 6040.

673
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,520
Maybe 50, I don't know guys.
Like I'm ready to pull out of it

674
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,640
now to.
Honest 30. 70 maybe?

675
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,520
I don't.
But then Jeremy is like, well,

676
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,040
you should just, you know, it's
only 10 times because we

677
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,800
couldn't get consecutive ice
times over the course from now

678
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,480
till April.
We'll have no, maybe, maybe next

679
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,200
week on the podcast.
We'll, we can explore that.

680
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,720
Foreman and I will.
Foreman and I will pick.

681
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,640
I'm going to go with yeah, I, I
don't see you going past

682
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,840
Halloween, so I'll take the
31st.

683
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,040
If I I mean I'd be fine.
Why is that by next week?

684
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,760
I might say Christmas.
I'm not.

685
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,080
I'm not here to prove you wrong.
To be honest, I'm not here to

686
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,800
prove you wrong.