Salute Your Co-Creator - Powered by Sparkle Princess Parties! (Ep. 128)

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I miss doing the fun stuff and
like recording stuff like that

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and just being silly.
That was a lot of fun.

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I'm lonely in my basement.
That's true.

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Yeah.
Sad.

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Sad, sad, sad.
I say that to people and nobody

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gets it.
I'm like sad.

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And they're just like what the
fuck?

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Why are you just saying it like
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That's still what I use as my
wrong buzzer is like E and it's

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him saying wrong for everything.
Wrong.

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Nobody knows that it's Trump.
And I think that's actually

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Dave's voice doing the E.
It is.

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Yeah, wrong.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It is a podcast with Dave Rachel

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inform and it's the podcast that
reminds you Father's Day is just

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about here.
You be sure to call you

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FaceTime, you text.
You purchase.

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Maybe a little impersonal, but
yes, you purchase.

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Yeah, OK.
Yeah, you BBQ for.

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Him.
Yeah, well, that never happens.

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Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah anyway remember he is your

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Co creator.
Yes.

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And when you reach the age where
you understand what that means,

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guaranteed you go you.
Oh.

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My God.
You, David?

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Yeah, I know.
You're welcome.

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What do you guys want for
Father's Day because I don't

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really know what to get Jeremy.
Oh, I haven't.

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I I have.
I have something a little later

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that might work for you.
OK, you might.

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Like.
So won't spoil it then, yeah.

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You.
Just need some.

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Ideas this fine a podcast and
we're going to get to this in a

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in a second is brought to you by
Sparkle Princess parties.

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But first, I just want to let
you know a little later on the

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podcast, I have some headlines.
Yes, yeah.

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And make them up.
I don't have.

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To got a good collection now.
Always you.

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Save them up.
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, Foreman feeds me.
Foreman also has an update on

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his parking downtown issues,
which I love.

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OK.
And Rachel somehow is still

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playing golf.
We'll get to that.

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I.
Don't know about that one.

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Yeah, I'm not sure what that I.
You, you just wait.

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Just wait.
I've got a good update for you.

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OK, the better involved.
The plane are doing a lot of

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heavy lifting.
I I feel like this better

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involved.
Like he said that.

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A hole in one or something,
right?

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And if you're going to, you have
something to tell us.

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Right.
Anyway, we'll we'll see what

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that is, no?
No.

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No.
Are you throwing a golf theme to

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sparkle Christmas party?
Yes, I was trying to pull, you

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know, people are excited to find
out and now you go.

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I didn't do.
That no, it wasn't a hole in

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one.
Oh.

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OK, all right, well, we'll get
to that.

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Let's now that you've brought
the mood down, let's talk about

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Sparkle Princess parties.
Yes.

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Well, as Foreman said, if you're
having a golf Princess party, a

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golf party of any kind, Abigail
can help you sparkle Princess

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parties.
Abigail will do face painting,

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she'll do glitter tattoos.
She does provides activities for

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a themed party like a golf party
or I don't know, maybe you're

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having a slumber party or some
kind of pool party.

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I don't.
What are you going to do this

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summer theme party?
Party Prom.

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Dirty school.
Party prom, Yeah.

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You know I don't have young
children like you 2 do, right?

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But I'll bet you she could do a
frozen party.

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Oh gosh, I bet you she's done
many.

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Oh, for sure, Yeah, yes, she
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She says she'll plan and provide
supplies and instruction on

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crafts or activities for you
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For instance, she did like a
Beauty and the Beast themed

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party and they they made the
magic mirror that Bell uses in

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Beauty and the Beast and they
made paper crowns and all kinds

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of stuff.
She can also do face painting.

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Now when I say she does face
painting, like it's really good

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face, it's.
Elaborate.

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It's elaborate.
It's fancy.

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It's like, it almost looks like
airbrush, but it's not.

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You know?
It does.

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Yeah.
That's the kind of face painting

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I'm talking about.
She's got glitter tattoos that

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she offers as well.
So she can do those all kinds of

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things.
And if you're having, maybe

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you're having like, an outdoor
children's kind of festival or

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big party for your, you know,
school or your swim team forming

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your swim group.
You could do that.

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Pass her name along.
Abigail Sparkle Princess Party.

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She's on Facebook and Instagram.
You can look her up there and

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she's based in Woodstock, so
she'll go anywhere in the area.

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I think that's, you know,
Oxford, Elgin, Middlesex,

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Norfolk, maybe.
I don't know if you're in in and

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around that area.
So you can contact her.

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We'll put her contact info in
the show notes.

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Maybe I should have a golf
themed party because I am still

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in our ladies league golf
league.

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Ladies Golf League.
You're in a league.

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How?
Many.

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Well, we talked about, I don't
know how many are in the whole

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thing.
I don't know.

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There's five of us that signed
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Now usually not all of us are
available each week.

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So I've only gone 2 times.
You've gone a second time.

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I've gone a second time.
Wow.

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And I find that at the beginning
of the round we all suck big

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time.
But it by the end we're doing

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we're doing OK now.
But that being said, the 9th

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hole is a par 5 and it really
fucking sucks really badly so.

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It's like you hit your first
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And the third shot.
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Shot should be on the green and
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That's a par putt third shot on
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Green on the par 5.
That's hilarious, yeah.

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Real funny.
You can't even see the green

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from the like from my third
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You hit one out there, the first
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Right.
That shouldn't be a problem.

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No.
At your age.

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I don't for me.
It's getting tougher, you know,

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I got, you know.
You know, a little.

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Strength, all that stuff.
That's only if you hit the ball

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each time you swing, you know,
like that's hard enough.

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There's a lot of swinging and
missing.

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And if the ball doesn't roll 3
feet away after you've taken the

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biggest swing you've ever swung.
Or we top the ball and then you

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top it again because you tried
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Do the same.
Thing.

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So it's not going that far.
Ladies golf league thing should

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be maybe before you even set
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know, two or three lessons.
Nah.

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You know how to hold a Golf
Club.

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Probably, yes.
Well, I've had lessons.

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I've taken a bit of lessons in
my life, OK.

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And Jeremy's taught me and
you've given me tips also

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because I've had to golf with
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But if you have.
Lessons now then, that's going

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to get in the way of breakfast.
Yeah, that's what I think.

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OK, so.
Well we go Thursday night so the

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breakfast was only it was a one
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You're not getting in the way.
You're not getting in the way of

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everywhere Thursday.
It's the perfect time to go

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because probably when you're
playing golf, there's not a lot

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of other people.
Well, they block off that time

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for the Ladies League, actually.
That's a good idea.

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Yeah, and you will never guess,
so I'm just going to tell you I

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got a bogey.
That's one over par, right?

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I.
Wow, I had several the other

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day.
Yeah.

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Shut up, it's not about you.
It's about not having to write

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an 8 or a nine on every other
hole, yeah.

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So the way we have to do it is
you could the Max is double par

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OK and and they're anywhere from
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The par par 3 to 5 is what is
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there.
Are very rarely any par sixes or

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part twos.
Sure, I guess it's.

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Part twos like 3-4 or five.
Is that all?

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All golf courses everywhere are
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Pretty much.
I mean, I maybe it's some part

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of the world they have par twos
and par sevens, I don't know.

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It's just, well, I'm telling
you, hole #9 on this course

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should be a par 7 because
minimum nobody's getting that in

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five tell you right now.
Sure, whatever.

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Anyway, so our whole goal for
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just double par or less that
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if it's more than that, like we
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We don't Even so it would be
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putt so on.
In this case, I couldn't believe

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that I got AI had a really great
hole and I can't remember which

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hole it was on, but I.
What was the par?

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It was a four and I got a 5,
right?

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Like, that's pretty good.
Yeah.

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Wow.
I came home and told Jeremy he's

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like, Oh yeah, that one.
I could see you getting a like,

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thank you.
Right.

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So I got a bogey, right?
So it's, I mean, I'm getting

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better already.
Week 2.

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That's great.
I know.

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The rate of improving seems to
be a lot faster at golf than it

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was for hockey.
Hockey.

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Yeah.
You know what?

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Tonight I went to just before I
was here with you guys, a

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workout in the park.
Those have started again.

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I do those in the summertime,
spring and summer here in my

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little town.
And so people.

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Were like.
Yes, yeah, I did drive there.

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We had a lot of weights to carry
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So they were like, you were
playing hockey this summer, this

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winter.
How was that?

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I was like, you know what, it
really fucking sucked.

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Like I don't they're like, are
you going to do it again?

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I'm like, I guess so like, I
guess I'll do it again because I

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think.
Everyone.

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Peer pressure.
Yeah, peer pressure.

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I'm very easily peer pressured,
which is good for being involved

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in things.
Not good if you're, you know,

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trying to get someone to do
drugs, I guess.

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So don't fall for that.
But.

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You're what on the PTA again
because of peer pressure?

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The vice president, Yeah.
So hockey, as you said, it seems

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like you do better with golf
than hockey.

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And I, I would agree with that.
Long story short, yes.

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Are you walking when you golf?
No, no, no.

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And in fact, my friend was
driving the cart last time and

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she is aggressive.
I was like, you are going to

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kill me with this cart.
Like, do you?

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She's like rounding corners,
like, you know, like, can you

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slow down, please?
She's like, oh, calm down.

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You guys are going to tip over
before the seasons done, yeah.

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Anyway, yeah, so those doing
good and I got a bogey.

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That was my story.
To take you.

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And I thought you would be more
impressed than you are.

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I am.
Thank you.

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Thank you.
Very like a bogey is not

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something we call impressive.
It is.

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It's better than a double bogey.
I I.

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What's illegal is that one
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That's two under.
Two under well.

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What's 1 under?
Birdie a birdie.

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A birdie.
OK, right.

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When you get birdie I will be
seriously impressed.

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OK, I will.
Be every single day I will be a

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GOG.
A GOG.

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If you get if you get a party.
When you get a par, I'll throw

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you a sparkle Princess party.
OK, well.

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Now.
OK, now we're talking that'll.

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Happen this year.
I think I'll get a par at some

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point.
OK, It can't be that hard.

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Dave does it.
Her.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast that kind of knows
what dad wants for Father's Day.

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You could start with an ice cold
6 pack of beer, tall boys,

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preferably tall boys, and then
maybe take mom for a nice long

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brunch.
It's not a bad idea.

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The kids should take my My kids
aren't taking me out.

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Well.
I guess I'd have to take them.

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That's what Dad wants.
That's what Dad wants.

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That's what I wanted and
everybody was right beside me

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all day long.
Maybe Dad doesn't get what he

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wants.
Oh, Ouch.

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All I ever want is alone time.
Do I ever get it?

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No.
The The plight of Father's Day

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is how well did Mother's Day go
a month earlier, right?

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That's the proper.
Yeah, only Father's Day was

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first.
That's.

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Right.
Yeah.

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If you set the bar too high or
too low.

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Yeah, that's right.
That's what happens.

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And if only I didn't have to pay
for parking every month, that's

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what I want.
You're paying.

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I thought you were.
You hooked up with Righty and he

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got you a good deal.
That's Lefty I.

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Think yeah, but we're calling
him, you know, anonymous.

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That guy whose name we shall not
speak.

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You just call him Limbs.
Well then, let's just give him a

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better name.
Righty.

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Righty.
He still has to be somewhat

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identifiable, like it's the same
person.

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Stinky.
Stinky.

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Stinky A.
Lot better.

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No, especially when he finds out
what I'm doing to him now.

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What's happening?
Well, because it turned into a

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oh, there's a daily rate or
whatever, but if you pay cash,

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get you a monthly rate, that's a
little bit better.

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OK.
All right.

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So we've entered another month.
Yes.

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And righty's only there for
certain hours of the AM and I

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work in the PM and will arrive
typically mid morning.

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So it can be a challenge to
cross paths with righty in order

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to exchange cash for pass.
OK, yes, sure, I get that.

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And the first day of June, 1st
weekday of June I only had a May

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pass and did not go on the app
and pay for parking that day.

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And when I came out, there's no
ticket on my car.

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Oh God, so you decided to chance
it again?

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And the next day, totally clear.
And the next day, wow, totally

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clear.
And then I don't think I'm going

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to pay for parking anymore,
guys.

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Because you don't think they're
checking it.

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I thought you were going to say
you got a ticket and now you're

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really stuck for money.
That's my backup plan.

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Is that?
Yeah.

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Look, I had the May pass, but I
come here later and you're

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already gone.
So I was planning to look.

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Here's the money for the whole
month I'm paid up.

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Let's tear up this ticket.
Sure.

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Well did the did the guys give
the tickets?

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Like would righty give the
tickets?

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I don't know.
I haven't seen one yet.

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Ticket from the OK.
And I've heard whispers of some

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of the other some of the other
part time staff that have long

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since given up pain for parking.
They don't pay.

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They don't pay.
No.

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And no one checks.
Apparently.

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Now you're giving away
everyone's secrets.

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I shouldn't have been so
specific about what lot this was

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in the first place.
No, no, don't listen to any back

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episodes.
No, is this don't connect any

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dots don't connect.
Any dots?

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No.
Is this a wow?

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Private lot.
It's owned by some corporation.

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Like Righty doesn't own this
thing, so I'm not taking money

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out of his pocket.
He's private, right?

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He's an employee of whatever
corporation.

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Sure.
OK.

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Who?
Cares about corporations.

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Well, that's the.
Thing it's not I mean.

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If you get a parking.
I'm a corporation.

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If you get a parking ticket on a
on a city street, I I think you

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have to pay that.
Well, that's the Commissioners,

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that's the City of London.
But if?

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You get a ticket.
In a.

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Private lot in a private lot and
they say you owe us money.

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No, I don't.
No.

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Is that true?
Sue me.

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I mean, they could take you to
sue.

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Me over $7.00 Yeah sure right
they could but they probably a

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hassle for them.
Just let me park there and it'll

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be hassle free.
I did years ago get a parking

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ticket at Western University and
I had friends at the time, this

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was almost 20 years ago, who
worked in the parking office

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there.
And she said, yeah, don't bother

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paying it.
It's 20 bucks.

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They're not going to go.
They're not going to go to

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collections for that.
It would cost them more than

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that to to go to collections.
At Dalhousie University, or if

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you're not getting a ticket, we
used to park at the the Dalplex,

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the pool building for Harley
swimming in Halifax.

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And the whole lot was like, Oh
yeah, scan the code or use the

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machine or whatever.
Like we checked the lot, you

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know, it's a paid lot.
It's a university lot.

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The very first night everyone's
like, Oh no, you don't have to

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pay.
And we didn't for two years.

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No one ever gonna take it for
any reason.

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It just park.
So they're only getting money

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from newcomers like you who
don't know.

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Yeah.
Idiots.

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Parking is such a scam.
I think parking for parking is

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such a scam.
That's like one thing if you're

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going.
To town, London.

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I know they always say why don't
people come down more?

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There is not enough free
parking.

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Like I'm going to go somewhere
that's free.

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Well, and I don't want to have
to pay, you know.

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My lot that turns out to be free
so far.

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Yeah, but not everybody knows
that, so I wouldn't know that.

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And like of all things, and I.
Actually don't remember where it

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is, even though you've already
so I don't know.

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Because I feel parking is that
one thing that if you can get

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away with.
Yeah.

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Not paying for it even though
you're supposed to?

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Yeah, there's no shame.
It's such a racket, charging

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people for parking.
It's an open space.

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I'm putting my car in it.
Yeah, and I'm not paying you

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hundreds of dollars a year to do
it.

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But if you own a parking lot,
it's so lucrative.

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Like I bet you make money hand
over fist with you owning your

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own parking lot.
I bet.

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Yeah, because.
This is a complete racket.

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It is.
I think so too, yeah.

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Anything you should get.
Away with not paying for

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parking, Take it and don't feel
bad like another.

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Man, yes.
Any thoughts, Dave?

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No, I agree basically.
I Nobody likes paying for

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parking.
Nobody wants to do that.

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You're right.
If you don't have, if you're

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not, if you can get away with
not, then you're right.

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People are going to do it.
OK.

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Glad we all agree.
I'll keep you updated.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast with Dave, Rachel
and Foreman that knows Father's

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Day is the one day of the year,
especially if you're a dad of

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girls, Foreman and you know.
Jeremy.

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Jeremy.
Yeah, this isn't a problem for

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you right now, but wait for a
couple of years anyway.

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Father's Day is the one day of
the year where you don't send

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Dad out to the store for
tampons.

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OK, that's.
Don't ask him that day any other

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day, fine.
Well, it's not fine.

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Well, but you know you'll do it.
I'll do it Father's Day, don't

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ask me.
In an emergency situation, yes,

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but that emergency ain't
happening on Father's Day.

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Don't.
Let it happen on Father's Day.

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You kind of know these things,
right?

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Right.
Don't let it.

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Out.
You could drive them there and

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then wait in the car if you
needed.

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Well, I'd I'd like not to do
that either, no.

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Ask Mom is what you're saying?
That's right.

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I think that's.
Fair.

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All right, all right, time for
headlines.

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I know people send them to you.
So people send them to us for

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you.
Yes, Right.

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So.
It's well, Foreman sends me

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headlines all the time.
Yes, he started sending me fun

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facts like how you finally
started helping me out.

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Thank you.
I love it when somebody does my

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work for me.
So thank you, Foreman.

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Now, Rachel.
Happy fucking Father's Day.

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Yeah, Happy Father's Day.
I'll do it all for you.

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00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,400
Yeah, I'm not paying to park.
Yeah, how about your day to

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Rachel?
Happy Father's Day to Dave.

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That's right.
All right.

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Because these headlines, some of
them, many of them were from

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Foreman.
Foreman has a thing for Guelph.

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So we have a.
What's the issue with Guelph?

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I don't know.
We have a couple of things going

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on in Guelph.
We'll call it what's going on in

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Guelph?
Headlines.

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There's always something up
going on.

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Guelph.
Yes, like Guelph Thief.

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Thanks staff, as he walks out of
store with nearly $900 worth of

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stolen booze headlines.
We thanked them and.

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That's a lot.
To carry us.

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Her to term a brazen robbery?
That's brazen.

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That's brazen.
That's a brazen.

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Yeah, that's wow.
Have a great day everyone.

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Thanks guys.
I just hit the mic.

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Thanks guys.
Here's another Guelph man

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accused of trying to urinate on
strangers arrested for 1/3 time.

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EW Gross.
Gross.

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That's an actual headline.
Is he being arrested for the

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same thing?
Probably.

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Would it gross like?
Just going around peeing on

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strangers.
Yeah, stop letting him back out.

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This is a local headline, sort
of.

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Thank you.
Foreman boat named Saint Clair

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Whores already funny, See, it's
already WHOR.

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Oh, oh, oh, OK.
Boat named Saint Clair Whores

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owned by local strippers.
OK.

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Causes a stir on guess where
Lake Saint Clair.

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Sure.
Yeah, real headline.

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It was just a stir, nothing more
than a stir.

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Sure.
Just a stir.

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Yeah, So I mean minor.
Sure.

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I.
Mean it is printed on the back

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of the boat though.
Wow, OK.

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My boat register your boat name.
I thought maybe the boat was

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like hors or something, like
just funny.

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It's they're usually party, but
not that one.

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Yeah, yeah.
OK, no to Kentucky.

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Kentucky kid accidentally
ordered 70,000 Dum Dums on

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Amazon.
What are Dum Dums?

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00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,560
The candy.
Suckers.

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Oh suckers 30.
Cases of them arrived at their

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door.
My God.

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Headlines Wow, don't let your
kid on your phone.

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No bear found sitting on stove
inside Kentucky home after

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crashing through ceiling.
What?

453
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,960
That's an actual headline.
Crashed through the ceiling and.

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Sat on the stove.
And landed on the.

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Just where it landed, I guess.
Wow.

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The beginning of a fairy tale.
That's right, this feels just

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right.
And thank you to Debbie Gandon

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for this one.
See.

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Oh yes, doing my work for me.
KFC releases chicken flavored

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toothpaste.
Real headlines.

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Gross.
No.

462
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,440
Who wants that?
That is that for real.

463
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,280
I don't know why anyone wants
toothpaste of any other flavor

464
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,840
other than mint.
It's the universal flavor of

465
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,240
clean.
Yes, yes, yeah.

466
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,120
Like even lemon is like the
universal scent of clean.

467
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,000
But I don't want lemon
toothpaste.

468
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,400
No.
Well, lemon would be better than

469
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,480
chicken.
Lemon would be better than

470
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,160
chicken right fried.
Chicken.

471
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,760
My kids hate mint toothpaste
because they think it's spicy.

472
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,320
I see.
My gosh, here we go.

473
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,280
Mom attacks principal and
Superintendent after being

474
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,160
called to school to discuss
daughters fighting.

475
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,120
Oh.
Well, it all makes sense,

476
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,600
doesn't it?
Headlines.

477
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,880
What is this saying?
Something something doesn't an

478
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,200
apple doesn't.
Far, far from the tree.

479
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,920
There you go.
And you try and steal it.

480
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,680
I'll fight you.
Yeah.

481
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,680
Kind of thing.
Sure.

482
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,680
Yeah.
Scientists blast human cells

483
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:55,000
with 5G and nothing happens.
What surprise.

484
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,960
That's an actual headline.
Yes, but the people who think 5G

485
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,720
effects things don't believe in
science, so that doesn't matter.

486
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,720
Just it's about Joe Biden study,
right?

487
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,440
It's all new, right?
Flying Burrito results in

488
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,960
alleged car ramming.
Real headlines.

489
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,760
That that headline took me a
minute to piece together.

490
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,680
Applying burrito results in
alleged car ram.

491
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,960
Yeah, I feel like.
Someone threw a burrito.

492
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,280
Where did the tomato?
Come from and where did it go?

493
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,800
Exactly.
Delicious, but it sure is

494
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800
filling.
So many out the.

495
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,680
Car window.
It's a good done with it.

496
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,760
It's a good headline because it
there's a lot going on.

497
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,240
Yes, in like 7 words.
Yes, a lot there.

498
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,400
Those are the best kind, yeah.
Teenage monkeys are kidnapping

499
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,840
baby monkeys from other monkeys
for fun.

500
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,120
Headlines.
What little shits.

501
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,440
They're hilarious.
Where are their parents?

502
00:25:51,440 --> 00:26:00,160
No, come on, no come on Man, 24,
poses as teenager and attends

503
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,320
Ohio High School for over a
year.

504
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,640
That's an actual headline.
I am so baffled at those

505
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,000
stories.
It's always somebody who's 20 or

506
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,160
30 something and like, how did
no one notice?

507
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,240
If you're a baby faced 24 year
old, you could pass for an 18

508
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,480
year old, you know?
Yes you could.

509
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,880
Like you could also be a beard
like that 20. 4 year old and and

510
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,280
make.
It and look for it look like a

511
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,360
30 year old.
Well, he could.

512
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,920
But but then you're not if
you're in high school.

513
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,360
And so then they wouldn't
question it.

514
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,360
You're right.
All right, all right.

515
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,400
I cried for three days.
Now it's your turn.

516
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:40,800
Woman in China sends 1000kg of
onions to cheating ex's home.

517
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,200
That's actually brilliant.
I like that.

518
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,080
Real headlines. 1000 kilograms.
Is insane that's.

519
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,800
Yeah, it's your turn now.
Get.

520
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,600
Back at it, I don't know.
That would have been very

521
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,680
expensive.
Yeah, it's like you.

522
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,800
Know she used his money.
Oh well, she could have.

523
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,680
Could have a new category.
Thank you Foreman.

524
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,080
Fart headlines.
Here we go.

525
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,280
Were you waiting for this?
Oh my God, fart.

526
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,120
Headlines.
I don't even remember what ones

527
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,080
I've sent you, so we've got.
To find a fart sound foreman

528
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,040
God.
Yep.

529
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:17,840
OK, fart headlines Woman says
her ex gave her a seven-year

530
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,880
sinus infection by farting in
her face.

531
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Oh my God, seven-year infection
headlines.

532
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,040
That seems.
Like one time he did it and then

533
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,720
she had.
Nothing.

534
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,520
Yeah, that seems that's potent.
That's.

535
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,720
Yeah, good luck for that.
Yeah, popular Toronto Park has

536
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,720
been venting flammable fart gas
for a century.

537
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,040
How the park outside?
That's an actual headline.

538
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,680
How does that?
What do you mean?

539
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,640
I don't get it.
It's just we need to look at a

540
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,000
flammable fart.
Gas I I think I did if I recall

541
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,840
correctly.
I looked at I had to know and I

542
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,040
think it's used to be a dump.
There you go.

543
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,440
Oh, I see.
So, but OK, yeah.

544
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,240
Just put a park on top, it's
fine.

545
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,880
Sure.
Yeah, really.

546
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,680
You know those random oddly
placed giant vents you see all

547
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,440
over town coming out of the
ground?

548
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,080
Oh.
Guess why?

549
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,720
There.
You go fart gas.

550
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,280
Flammable.
Fart gas.

551
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,720
Flammable fart gas is funny.
It's just fantastic.

552
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:31,920
Yeah, fart Fart puts the ass in
assault in Pennsylvania.

553
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,760
Real headlines.
That's pretty good.

554
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,440
That's well.
Written.

555
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,640
I like that.
And then there's Wow.

556
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,360
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, that is well written.

557
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:50,520
Fart puts the ass in assault.
Man and then there's these.

558
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,600
Thank you Foreman.
Study finds Uranus change

559
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,520
structure and brighten
significantly.

560
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,560
Headlines.
Uranus change structure and

561
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,760
brighten.
Significantly, no.

562
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,120
Thank God.
No.

563
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,640
Not.
Not only.

564
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,360
God Foreman.
Uranus Uranus is full of

565
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,720
surprises after 20 years of
observation.

566
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,640
That's an actual headline.
Yeah, of course it is.

567
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,280
Yeah, Foreman, those dying,
dying for that.

568
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,760
Those don't ever.
They're not that funny.

569
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,680
They never they never get.
Prizes, yeah.

570
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,800
That funny those?
Are always funny.

571
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,000
That's right.
Now you need to be always.

572
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,520
Funny.
Those are always funny.

573
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,280
That was so not that funny, but
he's killing it.

574
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400
There it is.
It's funny, the Uranus is full

575
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,800
of surprises after 20 years, so
my.

576
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,880
Face hurts.
That's pretty funny.

577
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,120
OK.
That's a good headline.

578
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,200
All right, off to.
My cheeks hurt.

579
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,600
That's.
Bad.

580
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,400
Oh yeah.
Which one?

581
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,640
They brightened significant.
Yeah, how's that?

582
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,880
They have brightened.
My God.

583
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,240
OK.
OK, here we go.

584
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,040
We're we're going to Florida.
Let's get to Florida.

585
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,720
We have to be in Florida.
All right.

586
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:29,280
Florida Florida Man is 2025's
first Yellowstone bison Goring

587
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,720
victim.
Oh.

588
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Real headlines.
That seems appropriate, though

589
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,200
too soon it seems about right.
Well, I mean, it's going to be.

590
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,800
Someone from Florida?
Yeah, that's what I think

591
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,600
Florida went all the way.
Up to Yellowstone.

592
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,280
Sure, Florida woman got arrested
for shoving nachos down her

593
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:54,280
wife's pants.
What headlines improving?

594
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,640
Even Florida has its limits, you
know.

595
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,360
Hurry is really is full of
surprises.

596
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,680
Well, that's true.
Now, that's very true.

597
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,680
She.
Didn't like it?

598
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,400
Florida area.
Charged her wife.

599
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,600
Florida veterinarian mitigates
Peacock problem with

600
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,400
vasectomies.
That's an actual headline.

601
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,000
What a job.
Well, that really could apply to

602
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Peacocks, or men actually.
Eliminates the men problem.

603
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,840
Well, it just prevents them from
peacocking around.

604
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,760
Calm down over there, right?
Well, there you go.

605
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,160
Fine.
Thank you.

606
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,320
Calm down over there.
Wow.

607
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,240
Right, thanks.
If there was another woman here,

608
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,040
she'd agree with me.
What peacocking I'm?

609
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,760
Stuck with you guys.
All right, all right.

610
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,720
Florida woman arrested after
allegedly turning Neighborhood

611
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Watch into neighborhood smacked
out.

612
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,560
Wow, like WWE?
Real headlines.

613
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,400
That's just funny.
That's just funny.

614
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,080
Neighborhood watching
neighborhoods back out.

615
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,720
Come on, don't.
Get her in trouble for that.

616
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,560
She's the only Karen that was
upset about something and, you

617
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,080
know, yeah.
That's that is Florida.

618
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,520
Absolutely.
Neighborhood.

619
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,640
Ever.
Yeah, that's right.

620
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,960
Florida man drug dealer kidnaps
rival and tortures him.

621
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,280
Hot sauce.
Oh, like makes him eat it

622
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,680
headlines.
I'd imagine that.

623
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,760
Is that torture?
I don't know.

624
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,680
Guess it is.
Depending on.

625
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,000
Depending on if you like it or
not, it'd be torture For me.

626
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,280
I have a baby mouth.
A baby mouth, I see.

627
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,440
OK.
I see.

628
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:53,400
Florida woman postal delivery
worker arrested on DUI charge

629
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,840
after drinking vodka at house
party while on delivery route.

630
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,280
I mean, you can't do that.
That's an actual headline.

631
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,400
You can't.
Not even in Florida.

632
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,080
They let you get away with a lot
in Florida, but the crazy ones

633
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,320
they catch.
What's her delivery vehicle

634
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,480
there?
An alligator.

635
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,360
No, I didn't say anything.
Nothing could get between hangry

636
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,120
Florida Man and late night Del
Taco.

637
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,560
I mean, I don't know.
Same.

638
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,000
Real headlines I don't.
Know I don't know what happened,

639
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200
but it's a headline so there you
go.

640
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,080
Florida Man breaks into his ex
girlfriend's home through a

641
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,040
doggie door.
Ex finds him in her bed and his

642
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,160
struggle ensues leading to
Florida Man leaving the house

643
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:47,640
through the doggie door again.
Again, good, he should headlines

644
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,680
don't break into someone's house
and go in their bed.

645
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,800
You're.
Probably not by choice on the

646
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,200
way out.
No.

647
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,000
I wouldn't think.
Get back through there.

648
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,480
Was that the Smackdown
neighborhood?

649
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,960
You are a dog.
Could be you are a dog.

650
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,280
Yeah, Barefoot Florida man
wrestles giant alligator on Hwy.

651
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,320
median Yeah.
That's an actual headline.

652
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,520
Barefoot, any wrestling?
Well, that's that's the ultimate

653
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,400
Florida.
That's on the Florida side.

654
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,080
Welcome to Florida.
It's that guy.

655
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,560
Yeah.
And yeah, that would be great

656
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,920
that it.
Should be someone would be there

657
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,080
someone barefoot wrestling a
Gator you know, on crystal meth

658
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,679
or drunk.
Yep, half naked at least.

659
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,760
Fully naked, sure.
Bonus points, you know.

660
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,719
Bonus points.
Yeah, these barefoot.

661
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,920
Just barefoot.
Yeah, that we're wrestling a

662
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,000
giant Gator.
Yeah.

663
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,840
And doing it in the middle of a
median Hwy.

664
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:46,520
Median drunk, pantsless.
My that's I mean, I should be

665
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,960
so.
We know where this is going.

666
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,159
No, wait.
Drunk pantsless Florida Man said

667
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:54,440
he wasn't a drunk pantsless
Florida Man.

668
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,440
He was Charles Dickens.
What?

669
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,040
Real headlines.
Wow, yeah.

670
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,920
There you go.
What a life, all right one.

671
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,920
More Florida Man befriends
someone at the bar and buys him

672
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,400
a beer.
He's arrested later that night

673
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,360
after firing his gun at the new
friend for refusing to reimburse

674
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,240
him the $5 for the beer.
What?

675
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,920
Real headlines.
This is why Americans shouldn't

676
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,520
have guns.
They just shouldn't.

677
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,920
They would argue This is why
they should.

678
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,240
They know.
For.

679
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,720
This exact reason.
Yeah, I know.

680
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,960
Want my beer?
I know.

681
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,320
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682
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,200
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683
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Keep up the great work.

698
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,360
Thank you so much.
That's nice.

699
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,480
Thank you for buying us some
coffees.

700
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,080
And before we get into some of
your messages, because that is

701
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,200
the highlight of our week.
Yes.

702
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,720
A couple shout outs from being
at the Ontario Artistic Swimming

703
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,120
Championships.
OK.

704
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,240
Oh yeah, because I was doing a
little bit of a announcing there

705
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,600
all.
Right, that's your volunteer

706
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,040
job.
Yes, and you're at the Aquatic

707
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,680
Center.
Right, Canada Games Aquatic

708
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,840
Center.
I also ran into a celebrity who

709
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,880
happens to be a father.
Another celebrity, a father of

710
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,320
an athlete on one of the other
teams from the Toronto area.

711
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,520
Would you like to take a few
guesses at who the celebrity

712
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,120
might be?
What?

713
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,960
Celebrity did Foreman run into?
I don't know who's got kids at

714
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,200
your age?
He's a dad.

715
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,440
He's a dad like Jerry D or
something like that comedian.

716
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,320
No, but keep going down a
similar path I would say.

717
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,800
Oh, Russell Peters is he?
Does he have kids?

718
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,360
No.
Why don't you ask me the

719
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,760
questions and then I might
review.

720
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,200
Is he a?
Media person.

721
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,640
He is a media person.
Is he a comedian?

722
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:57,840
He hosts comedians on a weekly
basis nationally.

723
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,760
Hosts.
And he's Canadian.

724
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,520
On the radio.
On the radio.

725
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,120
Nationally on the radio hosting
comedians.

726
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,320
Oh, Paul.
What's his face?

727
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,600
The country guy.
Not musicians, comedians,

728
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,520
comedians.
They try and the whole show is

729
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,720
in theaters that travels the
country so they have a live

730
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,720
audience.
I haven't got a.

731
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,680
Clue.
I have no idea.

732
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,520
Yeah, I don't have a clue but.
Am I going to know this person?

733
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,240
But I'm intrigued.
I don't even know if you might

734
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,280
Dave might have heard of him or
the show.

735
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,800
I feel like this show, this
person will be known by a decent

736
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,760
core group of people in a lot of
places.

737
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,800
Right, I probably.
Wouldn't know him to look at him

738
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,200
because I had to go up and take
a picture, but we're showing it

739
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,560
now.
Oh no, I don't know who that is.

740
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,840
In its 20th season, Steve
Patterson, host of The Debaters.

741
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Oh wow.
The debaters.

742
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,000
OK, I've heard of that show.
Yeah.

743
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,040
On.
CBC Wow.

744
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,440
Yeah.
His daughter was competing

745
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,960
against mine.
Hello Canada, and welcome back

746
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:15,800
to the Winnipeg Comedy Festival.
Yes, which takes place each year

747
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,680
in Winnipeg.
It's the second most anticipated

748
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:27,280
celebration in the city, right
behind Caesar Week where over 30

749
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,680
bars compete to be named in the
bar.

750
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,360
Top Hall of Fame judges sit in a
special roped off area of the

751
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,880
restaurant, which I guess is
called the Cesarean section.

752
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,680
Oh.
Interesting.

753
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,320
I'm that's great, Foreman.
I have to say, look.

754
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,680
At you with all your celeb.
Friends never heard of him.

755
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,320
He does not look familiar to me.
I've heard of the show but I

756
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,680
haven't watched it, sorry.
Good for you.

757
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,080
Yeah, it's a fun little show.
I think it's even available as a

758
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,560
podcast, too.
It's a good little show.

759
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,520
We have a few more messages.
Stacy bought us 5 coffees.

760
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,480
And she says thank you, Stacey.
She says happy birthday, Rachel

761
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,000
and Foreman.
So thank you very much.

762
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,360
I got an e-mail from Pamela who
says I was talking to a few

763
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,960
weeks ago about how I
embarrassed Julia at the bus

764
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,480
stop.
Hi, Rachel.

765
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,080
I love your family stories.
I just listened to your podcast

766
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,960
about how you embarrassed Julia.
My mom and dad used to drive me

767
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,640
to Medway every day.
I went to Medway, which was

768
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,920
great.
They had to go.

769
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,280
You didn't have to take the bus.
You were like the one percenter

770
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,600
that didn't have to take the
bus.

771
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Lucky you.
They had to go by the door on

772
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,400
the way to work, so it worked
out perfect.

773
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,560
My dad used to yell don't look,
Ethel just as I was about to go

774
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,440
into Medway's front doors.
That phrase tells you how long

775
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,920
ago this was.
I don't know.

776
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,200
I don't know what that means.
I don't.

777
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,360
Know that song, I think.
Don't look, Ethel.

778
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,000
I think.
Anyway, I think that

779
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,680
embarrassing your child is one
of your duties as a mom.

780
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,040
I agree.
I try my best to embarrass my

781
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,920
girls as well.
Right in the middle of groups of

782
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,680
friends is the best time.
Keep it up, Rachel.

783
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,120
Love listening to the old group
again from Pamela.

784
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,440
Thank you very much.
Pamela.

785
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,840
Thank you.
We have another message on

786
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,200
Facebook or Instagram.
Instagram from Aaron.

787
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,600
Yes.
Because you had your garage

788
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,880
sale, which we assume went well,
and you got rid of all your

789
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,120
stuff.
Not all of it, but again,

790
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,640
everybody wants everything for
dirt cheap.

791
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,880
So it but we would sell it.
We're like fine, $2.00 here.

792
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,840
Like if I'm selling something
for $2.00, I might as well just

793
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,400
give it to you for free, right?
Like really.

794
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,720
Anyway, whatever, yeah.
Well, Aaron said he got a $1400

795
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,360
propane fire table for 200 bucks
from a garage sale.

796
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,080
Everything works, he said.
Everything works.

797
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,880
A few scratches, but that's it.
Well, a lot of people don't want

798
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,720
to pay $200, even if it if it's
worth a lot more.

799
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,640
Still seems quite pricey for a
garage.

800
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,320
They'll be like, I'll give you
50.

801
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,600
Yeah, I got 20 bucks, so yeah.
20 bucks for that $1400 fire

802
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,400
table.
Exactly.

803
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,440
That's probably.
Brand new.

804
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:04,280
Aaron does say, also Rachel, I
went to a La Quinta Inn in

805
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,800
Indianapolis.
OK.

806
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,160
It had white duvets and white
bed sheets, but the lobby

807
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:15,840
smelled like bleach, blood
stains in a few rooms, a broken

808
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,440
water line in the main ground
hallway, and a lady of the night

809
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,200
who was very angry leaving the
hotel when we were going to our

810
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:29,040
room.
OK, I probably wouldn't stay at

811
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,920
a La Quinta, but.
Just because it has the white

812
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,320
duvet?
OK, I guess I need to up my

813
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,240
standards even more than maybe a
little.

814
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,200
Yeah.
Maybe a little.

815
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,320
And we have a voice note, right?
From.

816
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,840
Nova School.
Shop Nova School Shop.

817
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,720
Just finished listening to the
last episode.

818
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,960
The only thing I could say right
now is if you guys start making

819
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,840
T-shirts you need to have one
that says you know what, fuck

820
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,760
you, I like puzzles.
Too bad.

821
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,720
Fuck off.
You may have to put some of that

822
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,280
on the back of the shirt and
some on the front.

823
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,280
I'm not sure but that.
That was perfect.

824
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,920
Did I say that?
Sure, sounds like you.

825
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,920
Yeah, it does sort of sound like
you.

826
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,040
Who's going to buy our merch?
Well, there's one person that

827
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:22,160
would buy it or sell it to us.
I don't know what you mean.

828
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,520
Yeah.
Thank you, Scotty.

829
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,280
I was part of a special task
force of very young looking cops

830
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:37,160
who infiltrated high schools.
How do you do, fellow kids?

831
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,600
What?
You're just like, you know what?

832
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,080
Fuck you.
I like puzzles.

833
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,520
Too bad.
Fuck off.