Qui a Pété? (Ep. 135)

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I have a game called Whose Fault
is it?

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Rachel.
I would say it's yours right

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away.
Not Jeremy.

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It's never Jeremy's.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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OK.
So OK are you?

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Still on a blame?
Who's?

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I, I, you don't know who's who's
also involved.

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Could be Jeremy, could be
someone else.

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It's not.
Awaiting your start please.

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Oh, OK.
Awaiting your lead captain.

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Yeah, OK, Ahoy.
Yeah.

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All right, Well, a lead on I
shall.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the podcast with Dave,
Rachel and Foreman.

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It's the podcast that on the
list of things Canadians are

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thankful for.
Yeah.

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Ranks just below living in
Saskatchewan and and just above

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the HST.
So.

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Wow, that's not bad.
It's OK.

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That's OK.
We're on.

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We're on there, though.
We're there.

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We're on the board, guys.
We're there, we're on the board.

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That's not bad.
On the the podcast this episode,

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I've got some headlines.
That's a little later.

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Rachel is going to play a fun
new game called Who's Fault Is

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It?
Rachel's.

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You can play along.
Rachel's right, we already know.

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That's OK.
We already know.

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I like games where we already
know what the answer is.

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But anyway.
Then we can just figure out the

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whole game how we can still
maintain and prove our point

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anyway, right?
No matter what happens.

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That's right, and I believe
Foreman is going to kick things

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off by reading us a little
story.

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I'm reading it is story time.
Kids gather round story.

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Time have we?
No story time with Foreman.

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Yes, great idea we should have.
Right in here.

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We should have done that on a
weekly basis.

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Story time with Foreman I.
Smell a YouTube channel?

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That's right, and I picked the
exact proper reading level too

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because it's for ages 3 and up.
OK.

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OK, so I should I should
understand this?

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Ages I.
Should be able to understand.

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You should be able to understand
this.

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Yes, it is on Francais, but I
will spare.

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You.
Ki apete.

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OK, yeah, I will spare you
though my terrible pronunciation

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and mumbling and bumbling
through the French words for you

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to try and figure out, and I've
gotten Google to translate every

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page for me.
Oh, so we're gonna get OK, So

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what is the name of the book
again?

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Ki apete.
Ki apete thankfully came from

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Pete.
Pete isn't a person, but anyone

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who knows Francais is laughing
up a storm right now.

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Oh OK.
And I'm so glad you guys.

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No, I don't know this.
Is a temporarily on loan to me

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from Karen.
Karen is one of our friends

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parents in the swim team.
She came to our live show, she's

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a big listener of the podcast,
and she's so thoroughly enjoyed

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my story of me being mistaken at
work for farting.

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For real, right that, she said.
I have to share this book with

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you.
OK.

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'Cause Kia Pete translates to
Who farted?

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OK.
Oh.

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Good.
OK.

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All right, so there's a book
called Who Farted?

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That's.
Not the first word they teach

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you in French class, so.
Pete, Yeah.

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No, they.
Should be no they.

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Should right away.
They should teach you that one.

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It would get kids more
interested in learning how to

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how.
What other ways could I say this

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word?
Yeah, it would hold my

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attention.
See if this.

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As an 8 year old, a 10 year old,
a 15 year old, a 35 year old in

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whatever age I am now exactly.
Yes, and.

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This is why that we're doing
this because I could not tell

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you how excited I've been to
receive this book to be able to

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read this book for us all
gathered here today.

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I'm beyond to which Karen's even
been questioning Ashley like is

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he?
Was he just like be nice and

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saying, oh, Gee, thanks for the
book, but like, oh God, why is

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this lady give me a book?
No, thank you.

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Genuinely, sincerely.
Quite happy that we are reading

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it.
Now.

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For this opportunity, so here.
We go now.

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I can't wait, so let's go.
Yeah, Page 1 The jungle was

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silent when suddenly a monstrous
sound followed by a disgusting

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smell that woke up the animals.
A.

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Fart.
Oh, there's sound effects.

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Awesome.
Immediately, all eyes turned

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towards Elephant, who proved
that his fart was much more

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elegant.
I want this.

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Book Hippopotamus Feeling
accused showed that his fart was

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rather controlled.
Oh my God.

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Isn't this already your favorite
book ever?

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Please watch the YouTube version
and watch their faces.

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You need to see these two.
Best fuck ever.

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Was it then Tiger who would have
released this indiscreet sound?

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But no, his fart smelled much,
much worse.

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Oh my God, I assume in French
this rhymes right?

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Yes it does.
OK.

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OK, Baboon wanted to show that
it wasn't his and the picture

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will make your day as well, by
the way.

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Oh look, baboon farting in the
water, shooting him along.

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And you're going to want to
watch the YouTube video for this

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baboon wanted to show that it
wasn't his.

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He made a moped sound that
smelled of nothing.

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What's a moped?
I don't even care.

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You don't even care what the
words are.

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No, you could have read this in
French.

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You could have read this in
French.

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And then?
Blade.

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The fart sounds.
I don't really care.

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Still a win.
Very embarrassed to be observed

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like this.
Parrot let out a fart, a little

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stuck.
It sounded like a failed

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firework.
Good.

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There was only left Galago, the
little monkey, barely bigger

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than a mouse, who let out an
enormous sound.

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So it was him, the mouse
and the picture.

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It's just chow perfect.
There he.

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Is and he's down on the ground
with his neck crane in his butt

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in the air and he shoots.
It up.

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Yeah, say EC, it says it's here.
So if you ever wondered, do

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birds fart?
They sure do.

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OK.
Go on.

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Great.
That's a great book.

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The end.
Yeah.

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Wow.
Kia Pete.

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Kia Pete.
I'm going to say that to people

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from now Kia Pete.
Who was that?

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Well, now I know what I want for
Christmas.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's us, Dave, Rachel and
Foreman.

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This is the podcast.
I'm going to try this again

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because I'm not sure that you
were that thrilled where we

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ranked you both, you know, just
above the HST, just below living

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in Saskatchewan doesn't seem
great well after.

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That story, we must rank higher
than that.

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Here we go, the podcast that on
the list of things Canadians are

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thankful for, as you know, it is
Thanksgiving time of year, We

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rank just below Rogers and just
above Bell.

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We're above Bell, you think?
Bell Yes, God, I hope so.

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OK, wow.
We're we're the Telus of

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podcasts.
Maybe that's what we are.

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Who?
Owns Fido.

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I can't.
Rogers.

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OK.
Well, Speaking of ranking, you

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can rank whose fault this was.
That's my game.

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You didn't like that one?
Well, I'm not sure.

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OK, I'm not sure.
Fine, I.

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Mean if, if if Foreman had
started with.

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Speaking of ranking, I have a
book called Kia.

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That would have been that.
Would have been better.

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That would have been better.
OK, well, I have a new game that

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you can play along with actually
today here at home, at your

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home, in your car, wherever you
are, wherever.

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You are listening, yes.
Whose fault is it?

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OK, so.
That works.

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So for a little context and back
story, my kids have and, and I

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have started this thing in the
home called Mom Bucks.

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Now Julia heard of this before
and she really wanted to do it.

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Mom could we do mom bucks.
Now the, the way that they get

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money from us at home is if they
do chores, they don't, they

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don't typically get a regular
allowance because they don't do

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regular things to earn it.
So if they want money, they have

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to do chores.
And so she wanted to create mom

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bucks because she heard of
another family doing this and

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she always forgets.
Like Julia will start something

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and be like, oh, I'm going to do
chores and then it lasts like 3

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days and then she never does
them again.

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So they were saving up mom bucks
and we had this like thing on

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the fridge saying how much they
each had and whatever.

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And this was like a year ago.
I don't think we've given out

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mom bucks for a long time.
But the girls recently wanted to

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spend them because they hadn't
spent them yet.

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So we were like, OK.
And they had like, I don't know,

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one of them had $18.00 and one
of them had like 11.

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I don't know, it wasn't a lot.
So Jeremy and I went away last

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weekend to Niagara Falls just
for a couple of nights to

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Niagara on the lake actually.
And, and so the our grand, the

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grandmas were here staying with
the kids.

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His mom stayed the first night,
my mom stayed the second night.

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I mean, if I was your mother or
your mother-in-law, I'd be

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asking for mum bucks for doing
all the.

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Babysitting.
Yeah, well, they didn't, but my

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mom started handing them out.
Actually just Willy nilly

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handing out mom bucks.
So I go home.

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Yeah.
Because Julia had printed all of

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these, this fake money,
different amounts, and it's all

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just paper that she's cut up and
it's all color-coded or

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whatever.
So they were out and my mom saw

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it.
And I don't know what the kids

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did to earn this money.
I don't think they did anything,

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but my mom just gave them a lot
of mom bucks, like probably $50.

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So I come home.
There's a there's a phrase

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called payback's a bitch, yeah,
which I think is appropriate

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here.
And I said and, and Julia, we

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come home and Julia says Gigi
gave us a lot of mom bucks.

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And I was like, why?
What did you do?

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She's like nothing.
She just gave them.

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She said we could have them.
And I was like, hold on, did

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Gigi also give you the money
that goes along with these mom

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bucks?
No, no she didn't.

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Wow.
So I.

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Go Chigi.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
So I text my mom and I said, I

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hear you.
You've given my kids a lot of

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mom bucks.
Are you planning to make good on

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that?
And she says, I didn't know the

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rules.
Julia just said I could give

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whatever I wanted to them.
So I let it rain.

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Yeah.
Then later she said she could

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trade it for real money.
I say not fair because she my

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mom says it's not fair because
she didn't know.

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And I said what the fuck mom?
They earn mom bucks and they

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trade it for real money and she
says you'll figure it out.

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I said well I don't have that
much plus what did they do to

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earn them?
And she says, ha, ha, ha, they

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were great.
They were great kids.

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They they were funny.
They ate supper.

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They answered my questions.
They played with their friends.

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They made their lunch, you know,
And then my sister chimes in

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because this is a group chat.
And she goes, how much money did

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they get?
My mom says several, $100.

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I am not cheap.
Several 100.

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Yeah, so my sister says, well,
they're called Mom Bucks.

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Why are they called Mom Bucks
when other people other than Mom

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can give them out?
Shouldn't there be Gigi Bucks

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and Dad Bucks?
And I say they can't, They can't

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give them out.
Only I can give them out.

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That's why they're Mom Bucks.
They're not Gigi Bucks.

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Yeah, it turns out it rains
Grand Mom bucks every day.

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Yeah.
And she my mom just says I

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spread joy wherever I go.
That's the best, yes, Good for

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her.
Anyway, so whose fault is it?

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Gigi didn't know the rules, but
she just did it Willy nilly and

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just started handing out all
hundreds of dollars in mom bucks

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that my kids now have and think
they're going to get.

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Whose fault is that?
I think it's yours.

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Yes, obviously it's yours,
Obviously I.

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Think Gigi's fault?
Maybe she shouldn't stick her

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nose in somewhere where it
shouldn't.

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Doesn't.
Belong If the money was lying.

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If the money was lying around,
it's your fault because the

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money was lying around.
Like you cannot?

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If so, if your daughter printed
mum bucks.

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Right, and you let her print as
many as she.

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And you let her print as many as
she wanted.

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Exactly, and you're the.
Canadian Mint.

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You take off for, you know, a a
weekend away from your children.

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Yeah.
And you expect both moms to come

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and look after the kids?
Yeah.

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And they do.
And they do.

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Mom didn't give out Mom bucks.
It was just mine.

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She's a shit disturber.
I think, well, the first, you

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know, the first mom, I can't
really speak to that, but the

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second mom gets it.
Second mom gets.

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Her.
I whether she knew the rules or

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not.
I think it's.

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Irrelevant, I think she.
Just said to her, oh, you can

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just give those to us.
She's just whatever, whatever

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you want.
Then here you go.

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You've left the program open for
grandma to come in for one

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night, and now the program's
available.

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That's right.
Doesn't like you should have

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closed.
If you haven't been giving them

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out in a year, you should have
closed it off long ago.

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Cash it in.
We're done with mom bugs.

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But no, it's still there.
You know how Bucks comes up only

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when anyone, like, thinks about
them?

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And like, it occurs to Julia.
Oh, right.

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I could print a lot of these.
I could suck her grandma into

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this.
You don't recall?

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I'm reminded of this.
My own money.

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This is something that I always
believed.

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If you're going to do that, then
I'm going to play.

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And that's what your mom did
here.

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So you're you're playing a game
called Whose fault is it?

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Yes, I think it's more if you're
going to do that, I'm going to

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play.
Because what happens when, say

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Rachel, you leave your Facebook
open at work?

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Oh God.
Well, everybody does that.

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Yeah, of course.
How is this any different?

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Hops on and posts whatever he
likes.

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And says whatever he wants.
Yes, and that.

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Happened more.
Of course he does, because you

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So if you leave it open by
leaving.

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The money my computer, right?
And then comes little David with

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his chippy, tappy, typy hands.
It's happened to me where people

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change my birthday and stuff and
then Facebook doesn't let you

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immediately change it back.
You have to wait like 3 months

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or something.
And that's even better.

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That's even and then that date.
Comes around and everyone wishes

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you a happy birthday in August
and it's in fucking May.

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This is what happens.
So whose fault is it yours?

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Well, the kids are just going
to, I don't have that money to

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give them, so they're going to
have to just wait.

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Well, they'll keep printing it.
They can beg Gigi for more.

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I always tell them I'm like, go
ask Gigi.

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She's got lots of money.
Yeah.

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Gigi, hold your ground.
She's got money she can give

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you.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
We're a podcast where Dave Ray

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children Foreman, oh, let me try
this one more time, just one

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more time.
Great.

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Again, we are the podcast that
on the list of things Canadian

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are thankful for.
Yes, we rank just below

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Nickelback.
Below.

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And just above former Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau.

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So that's I feel good about.
This He didn't have a good

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approval rating at the end.
I feel good about.

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That no one made any flags about
us yet.

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Yeah.
There's no flags about us yet,

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but wait, wait, yeah, wait for
it.

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Hey.
Listen, I smell merch coming on.

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Yeah, that's right.
Speaking of smells, OK, it's

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time for headlines.
Went on a lot longer than I.

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Remember, these are actual
headlines.

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As you know, I don't make these
up.

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I don't have to.
No, they're real.

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And thank you Foreman over our
great During the summer months,

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Foreman kept sending me
headlines, random ones they

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would just show up doing helping
me do well.

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He literally does most of my
work for me, so I appreciate it.

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Foreman, thank.
You too, I think from what I

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recall, paint a rich tapestry of
what kind of town Guelph is.

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Really.
Well, yes, there's a lot of

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Guelph ones.
I did notice that.

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OK, here we go.
These are actual headlines.

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Let's start with Rabbits with
horns and tentacles are being

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reported in Northern Colorado.
That's an actual headline.

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Wow.
Now keeping keeping in mind, I

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believe.
Horns and tentacles.

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I can't even imagine what that
looks like.

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Scary, I would think.
Yeah.

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Gross.
Now keep in mind, I believe

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cannabis is legal in Colorado.
So yeah, just say Denmark Zoo.

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This is a good one.
Denmark Zoo asks people to

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donate their small pets as food
for the captive predators.

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How big's that dog there
originally?

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Headlines.
Probably wouldn't be a good

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prey, so I have to be careful
when I let her.

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Tell Jeremy.
She still hates them, by the

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way.
The Denmark Zoo just asked

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people.
Hey, you got any, you know,

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hamsters you don't need?
We'll take them.

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Yeah, well, here.
In Colorado, there might be some

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animals.
Yeah, maybe the robbery suspect

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caught after walking behind a
news crew doing a segment about

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him That is convenient.
You're not the only one sending

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me headlines.
I want to thank Linda

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Winteringham for this headline.
Man arrested for driving the

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child size pink Barbie Jeep
through Prince George, BC.

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That's an actual headline.
That's I don't know how big.

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Prince.
George, Prince George, BC is,

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but that's a drive in a little,
you know, Barbie cheap.

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That's a hike.
Yeah.

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Linda also sent me this one
missing drunk man spent hours

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helping a search party look for
himself.

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OK.
I feel like that happens.

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A lot.
Yes, it does happen.

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I have read those kinds of
headlines about women helping

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and every like so many times,
yes.

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It seems to happen more than you
think.

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You're looking for.
Headlines.

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BC furniture store ordered to
pay damages to couple whose

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cushions needed constant
fluffing.

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Real headlines.
OK, we shouldn't need fluffing,

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is that that's not?
Constant fluffing constant.

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No, every now and.
Then fluffing.

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We are constantly fluffing our
cushions.

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It's your fault.
Imagine the horror.

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Yeah, yeah, really.
Police charge Aaron Ontario man

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after belly bumping his landlord
during a dispute What?

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That's an actual.
Headline Now listen, I think

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during a dispute is implied when
you belly pump someone, don't

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you?
I mean something.

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Was like, baby, you know, guys
like chest bump.

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Celebration.
OK, celebration.

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That's what I thought.
I thought it was implied, but I

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guess I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.

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Yeah.
Some local headlines.

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Here's 1 Norfolk man charged
with driving without a license

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for the 16th time.
Yes.

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Headlines.
Yeah, well, I anticipate that

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kind of headline coming from
Norfolk.

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The Norfolk was implied.
Yes, Norfolk should have been

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implied there.
And this one, Yes, a driver

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crashed into an Ontario Dr. test
center in Sarney.

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I saw.
Real headlines.

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Through the front one.
Well, they failed, obviously.

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And then this one police charge
Paris ON man driving with

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multiple mattresses on top of
his vehicle.

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Not just one, not 2 multiple.
That's an actual headline.

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Is that like that's not you
can't do that.

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Can you have one?
Yeah, Well, I mean.

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One I think you can handle, but
multiple might be, you know,

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yeah, that might be dangerous to
the public.

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At the window, can't really grab
the top.

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One to the top one I'm trying
study finds cockatoos can

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perform 30 distinct dance moves.
Wow and.

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I believe that because I believe
cockatoos are fly.

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Headlines where are.
They are, they are OK.

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Speaking of Oh yeah, Speaking of
New York City firefighters

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suspended after giving hot girls
a fire truck ride.

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Yeah.
Real headlines.

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They frown on that.
You're not supposed to do that.

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They.
Frown on.

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That.
A mule riding criminal.

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Right away I'm intrigued.
A mule riding criminal.

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Right away I'm intrigued by the
headline.

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That's all we need, really.
But well.

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Continue.
There's maybe a bit more.

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A mule riding criminal was
arrested for releasing a raccoon

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inside a business.
You did not see that coming.

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That's an actual headline.
He's got the raccoon under his

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arm.
Ride the mule.

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You did not.
So yeah, picture the guy, the

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mule riding just before the
release.

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Just picture that.
You're right, all you.

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Need and then.
Raccoon under his arm.

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Outcomes a raccoon.
Yeah.

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And one more here before we move
on to Florida.

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Man claims his broken arm was
the result of his massive unit.

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I don't know why I read that
headline, I just know it was

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when I.
How does that relate?

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It doesn't really.
I don't see.

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00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,600
Maybe I don't want to know I.
That's why he needed to keep

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fluffing his pillows.
Headlines.

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That's me.
I don't know, I.

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Don't know either.
OK to Florida where a Florida

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00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,600
woman punches alligator to
rescue her dog.

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You got to do what you.
Got it.

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Happens every day.
Real headlines.

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Florida man arrested after
spraying Publix shoppers in the

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face with bug spray.
EW, yeah, that's not that's what

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an.
Idiot.

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That's an actual headline.
Florida man files for divorce

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after wife threatens his drum
set.

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Headlines.
Don't touch my drum set.

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Yeah, exactly.
Foreman nose.

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Don't worman.
Nose my drums don't.

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00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,600
You touch the drums.
Don't go in there.

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00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,880
Don't touch it, all right?
Don't touch the drum.

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00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,800
Don't touch it.
If you had to choose between

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your drum set and Ashley, tough
choice, eh?

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00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:52,120
OK.
Florida Florida man in.

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She's already made me choose.
By the way, the drum set's in

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the garage.
That's right.

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00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,880
Florida Man in Batman pajamas
Did I say more?

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No.
I mean that's good enough.

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00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,280
You would think.
Mm hmm.

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00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,880
Florida man in Batman pajamas
catches burglary suspect

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claiming his PJS quote gave me
the extra confidence I need.

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Yes.
Real headlines now that.

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I'm all for that headline.
I am good for you for that

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headline.
It's a good headline, yeah.

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Florida Man has 45 minutes
standoff with wild boar in his

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own home.
Wow, wow.

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00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,160
That's an action.
How did it get in there?

464
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,800
A 45 minute standoff.
I would have given up after 10.

465
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,360
Yes, absolutely.
All yours.

466
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,440
I'll go call animal control.
Like just go out.

467
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,480
And go hop on my mule, grab my
raccoon and get the hell out of

468
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,520
here.
Here, how about?

469
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,720
That's right, Florida man
hospitalized with rare infection

470
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,160
after eating feral pig meat.
No what the?

471
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,640
Could have been the guy in the
standoff with the wild boar.

472
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,920
That's how the standoff ended.
That's how it ended.

473
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,360
Yeah, Don't eat it.
Headlines.

474
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,280
Police say Florida woman
allegedly hidden several

475
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:11,560
syringes and a bag of fentanyl
Quote insider person.

476
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,480
Headlines.
The bag.

477
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,040
I can everybody just shiver?
Did everybody just do a little

478
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,400
shiver there?
Good idea.

479
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,800
You're watching the YouTube.
And I knew it was coming.

480
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800
And I still shivered.
I knew it was coming.

481
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,520
You still.
Feel.

482
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,080
I thought you were just going to
be inside her purse.

483
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,000
No persons, right.
All right, man.

484
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,160
The syringes are in.
Don't move.

485
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:36,600
Don't.
Yeah.

486
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,960
What the fuck?
I can't move Florida Man all

487
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,160
right, to cash $368 billion
check.

488
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,520
That's an actual headline.
It was not real.

489
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,200
No, he wrote it himself.
Yeah.

490
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,320
Sure.
Good.

491
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,480
That's.
A tip off.

492
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,480
That's a tip off.
Florida man attempts to run over

493
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,720
his date after she refused to
allow him to smell her feet.

494
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,920
EW yeah, headlines.
I'm guessing he didn't get a

495
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,840
second date, just just guessing
that.

496
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Guys, he asked to smell my feet
and then he tried to run me

497
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,080
over.
Zach stole.

498
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,880
All our.
Girlfriends, let me tell you

499
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,880
about this horrible day Florida
Florida woman arrested for

500
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:25,680
performing unlicensed dental
work and allegedly using crazy

501
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,280
glue during procedures.
Oh my God, that would only

502
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,560
happen in Florida.
Real headlines.

503
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,480
Seriously, that's that's the
craziest thing all.

504
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,120
Right.
Well that's what she did.

505
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,600
Here we go.
Drunk Florida woman in hot dog

506
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:47,720
costume should work.
Gets busted for toilet papering

507
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:52,760
her neighbors car.
In the hot dog, that's an.

508
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,040
Actual headline.
Wow.

509
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,160
You try, you tend to yourself.
I'm pissed at the neighbor,

510
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,160
right?
I don't want any.

511
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,520
You know, maybe she's got.
Hey, there could be cameras.

512
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,960
I'll disguise myself.
Disguise myself.

513
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,400
Right.
That's what I'll do.

514
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,560
That's what.
I'll usually it's either drunk

515
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,520
Florida woman naked or in a
stupid costume.

516
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,600
Yeah, you know, like the hotdog
or the Batman pajamas.

517
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,360
Fights an alligator with a
hammer or something.

518
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,880
The paper is the alligator.
Yeah.

519
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,400
How many?
Ways that's exactly right.

520
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,800
Florida man arrested for DUI
after doing burnout at a red

521
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,240
light in front of cops to quote,
impress girls.

522
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,840
Can't be impressed.
Women love.

523
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,120
Women love it when you do a
burnout.

524
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,520
Yeah, yeah.
If they're.

525
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,560
Ask her to smell your feet too,
or whatever.

526
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,880
You whatever.
Never.

527
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,440
Mind, love a burnout?
OK, one more Florida man.

528
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:50,520
Florida man says he drove 120
mph because he thought he was

529
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,600
racing the cop.
Oh.

530
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,160
Headlines.
Right, I see that's not how that

531
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,520
works.
Not technically wrong.

532
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:19,760
But.
This is due to underwhelming

533
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,920
demand.
It's a podcast.

534
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,400
That's Dave Rachel informant.
It's a podcast that you may have

535
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,080
noticed went unsponsored.
How can that be?

536
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,640
Can it be?
Surely to goodness there's

537
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,320
someone who would like to
sponsor this poor little

538
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,760
podcast.
That's right, poor sad little

539
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,920
podcast.
Well.

540
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,640
Who wouldn't want to be
associated with us?

541
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:47,880
Yes.
Yeah, didn't sponsor the podcast

542
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,920
that's.
What I want, everyone didn't.

543
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,360
Everyone didn't.
So there's many ways to get a

544
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,720
hold of us, right, Rachel?
Yes, you can go to our website

545
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,960
underwhelming.ca.
You can e-mail us Dave

546
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,720
rachelforeman@gmail.com, DM us
on any social channel, whatever

547
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,280
we'll get, we'll get back to you
and I.

548
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,320
If it works, great.
If it doesn't, then that makes

549
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,680
us sad, but whatever.
So.

550
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,080
We get sad for a bit and then.
Yeah, you know, then we move on.

551
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,480
We try to carry on.
Sure.

552
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,960
Yeah.
You know that's what you know.

553
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,800
And you can message us for any
reason too, not just sponsor.

554
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,920
You can send us any kind of
message you want.

555
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,440
Well, this is the part of the
podcast where we actually read

556
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,120
those fine messages.
Yes I have a message here for

557
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,080
Dave from Jim Bag who oh great,
writes to us a lot.

558
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,360
This is about the last episode.
Did Dave trip and strike his

559
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440
head?
What the fuck is he going on

560
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,800
about Taylor Swift for?
She's fucking annoying and

561
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,360
ruining all sporting events.
I don't give a shit whether she

562
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,600
is at a sporting event.
Oh, I love it when she's at a

563
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,720
sporting event.
For gym bag.

564
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,960
Yeah, wow.
You know what Jim Bag's problem

565
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,400
is.
But Jim Bag has a problem.

566
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,360
I mean, you really did.
Seems to be.

567
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:04,640
Taylor Swift So Jim bag you are
I I believe and I'm without

568
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:12,360
without question, you're a bills
fan and sorry, you know, Taylor

569
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,880
Swift's boyfriend and his team
actually fiance now and his team

570
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,720
always hand bills fans their ass
at the end of the year.

571
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,560
Always.
Am I right, Rachel?

572
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,720
Well, Jeremy is a Bills fan also
and so.

573
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,680
But Jeremy doesn't hate Taylor
Swift.

574
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,000
Well, good, because Kendall is
a.

575
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,440
Bit.
Kendall's a Swifty, my daughter

576
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,840
Kendall.
And so we always point out, oh,

577
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,760
there she is.
She's at the game if if the

578
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,160
Chiefs are on, right?
No, I think.

579
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,360
Who wrote this message?
Jim Bag He Jim.

580
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,280
Bag, let it happen, man.
I think that's your problem.

581
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,320
You just got to like, give in.
Yes, let the Taylor Swift shower

582
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,760
over you.
Yes, listen to the delightful

583
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,280
new album I had to do.
That I haven't done that yet.

584
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,320
I have to listen to it.
I better do that, yeah.

585
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,720
Yeah, you've got.
I like Taylor Swift, but I

586
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,120
wouldn't say I'm a Swifty like I
like her.

587
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,560
I like to keep up with what
she's doing and what.

588
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,720
I'm obsessed.
You're obsessed, but I'm I kind

589
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,760
of, I'm like, yeah, she's great.
She's.

590
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,440
You know, I want to go to the
wedding.

591
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,360
I I just want to go to the
wedding.

592
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,000
I hope they film.
And everybody else I.

593
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Hope they look, film it, market
it, I'll buy it.

594
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,600
Whatever it is, I want to see
it.

595
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,280
I don't really care.
Sure, go Chief skull.

596
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,920
But thank you, Jim bag for for
your e-mail.

597
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,720
That's nice.
Jan says.

598
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,640
Just watched episode 133 on
YouTube.

599
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,640
Haven't laughed that hard at
anything since episode 132.

600
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,760
Wow.
You're ready for another season

601
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,040
of Due to underwhelming demand.
Watching three friends have that

602
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,840
much fun together makes us feel
good.

603
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,560
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Jam.

604
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,640
Thanks so much.
Thank you.

605
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,960
Thank you.
Well, Megan, Megan Clark had

606
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,440
sent me a message directly
after, you know, me fantasizing

607
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,320
about a certain horse on a
certain pair of skates.

608
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,280
Yes, OK.
That was so funny.

609
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,120
It was funny I.
Got a clip even after and I was

610
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,680
like that just makes me laugh
out loud all over again.

611
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,280
Megan, though, said Foreman.
No, she's gonna retaliate with

612
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,000
some more Windsor love if you
don't stop poking at her

613
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,840
skating.
So it was like a beware but.

614
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,520
She might.
Yeah.

615
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,639
I.
Have no problem with that.

616
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,760
Bring it, bring it.
Bring it.

617
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,360
OK.
Yes, All right.

618
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:27,400
Melissa had sent us a message.
Did we read Melissa's message

619
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,800
where she talked about the baby
boy she has August 17th and his

620
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,760
name is Bryce?
Nice thing.

621
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,239
Congratulations.
That's great.

622
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,120
Yeah, I don't know if she wants
us.

623
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,480
It's been a bit of a bit of a
medical recovery, but.

624
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,520
OK, Yeah.
Yeah, but she says the rest of

625
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,199
her kids are absolutely in love
with him.

626
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,040
And my daughter thinks he's a
little Dolly.

627
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,679
Good.
Good, good, good.

628
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,639
She also wanted to clarify why
your BFF Dave Taylor Swift was

629
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:55,880
not at Bayfest in Sarania in
2008.

630
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,760
Is that what it was 2008?
Yes.

631
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,960
Rascal Flatts.
She's supposed to perform and

632
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,480
open for Rascal Flatts, but
apparently, according to

633
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,160
Melissa, she decided being in a
movie with Miley Cyrus was more

634
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,920
important, so she blew off
Bayfest.

635
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,680
I'm still salty about that,
yeah.

636
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,320
What movie were they in?
Taylor Swift appearing as

637
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:20,960
herself in a cameo in Hannah
Montana The movie Film in 2008.

638
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,480
Released in 2000.
And maybe that's maybe that's

639
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,840
the case.
She performed a song during a

640
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,400
fundraiser to save a local park
in the movie.

641
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,040
Okay, there you go.
Thanks Forman.

642
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,520
You're welcome.
That's thank you Google.

643
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,160
Again, another prime example
there.

644
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,200
Jim Baggin, What a wonderful
person Taylor Swift is, in case

645
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,360
you need remind.
Even fictionally?

646
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,320
Yeah, sure.
Yes.

647
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,240
And we do have a voice memo this
week.

648
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,320
Great.
I like those.

649
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,800
It doesn't say it's from Scotty,
it says it's from Dave.

650
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,800
Hi.
Hey guys, it's Dave Powry.

651
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,000
Not in Elmer anymore.
I relocated to Sudbury.

652
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,440
Glad you're back from summer
holidays, Foreman.

653
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,680
Stick to your guns on the beer
and bottles.

654
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:15,640
It's far better.
As for Rachel and her hockey, I

655
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,840
say she might make 50% of the
weeks, Won't do the whole 150.

656
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,280
I bet you're her feet on
Saturday.

657
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,960
She currently walk.
Dave.

658
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,160
Keep swinging and trying to hit
the short stuff and we'll talk

659
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,720
to you guys again soon.
Thank you, Dave.

660
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,600
Thank you, Dave.
You might.

661
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,400
Be right on the 50% because so
far I haven't gone yet.

662
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,560
You haven't.
Gone at all, you know there's

663
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,600
been.
Two, there's only been 2 so far,

664
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,640
and I, I.
Don't.

665
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,800
OK, we haven't and.
Actually on the second, did I

666
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,960
tell you this part on the second
one where we were going to do

667
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,080
power skating?
Yeah, the one you avoided.

668
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,240
The one I avoided and I told
everybody ahead of time and I

669
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,360
know that the the woman who runs
the power skating, who's lovely

670
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,200
by the way, listens to our
podcast.

671
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,520
And so I had said on this
podcast, I love you, but I'm not

672
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,960
coming.
And then another woman who

673
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,680
organizes the hockey messaged me
that very night and she said,

674
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,280
Rachel, are you coming tonight?
And I said, no, I'm not starting

675
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,120
with power skating.
And she's like, Rachel, we all

676
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,480
listen.
We all know about your podcast.

677
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:22,080
We know what you've said, so
you'd better get out here.

678
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,120
You're.
I didn't.

679
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,280
I didn't.
Wow, now.

680
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,520
Anyway, so two weeks haven't
gone yet.

681
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,600
Two weeks haven't gone.
Planning to go this.

682
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,240
No, actually the third one I
have a party I have to go to so

683
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:39,880
I'll be at the 4th 1.
How many are there?

684
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,080
10 or 12 I forget. 10 or. 12,
yeah, 50, I think 50% is high,

685
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,480
Dave.
Right at 50% I.

686
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,240
Think 50 is high?
I think it's a little high.

687
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,160
Oh, by and one more, one more
comment.

688
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,160
We can't.
We'd be remiss if we didn't

689
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,040
include Fractal Panther from
TikTok.

690
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,280
Fractal Panther.
Panther.

691
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,000
OK.
Who said good T-shirt merch

692
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,440
opportunity?
I generally fart in meetings.

693
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,000
That is very true.
Yeah.

694
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,360
Very true, I like that, thanks.
For me it's also a great band

695
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name if you're looking for a
band name.

696
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I generally fart in meetings
with work.

697
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Hey, Brock.
Yeah, I'd go see them dude

698
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Dungeon, all right.