Pretend You Have Boobs! (Ep. 136)

0:00 I'll talk about how I took the girls golfing, but. Betcha they hated. It I betcha someone hated it. I don't know who. I bet either way it doesn't matter who hated it at the start or during because I know at the end everybody did. That's not true actually. Does that moose head in a can? And move that in the can. Hot. It's the only container that was on sale, but I put it in a. Glass that must mean we're started this it's. A good for that. Yeah, this is due to underwhelming demand the the podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman. This podcast is like Thanksgiving with the family. It's OK at first, but about halfway through, you just really want it to be over, am I right?

0:55 Yeah. Especially once you've had like two or three of them, two or three Thanksgivings, you're like, I'm good. I don't know how. You. I'm good now. 1:00 is way too many. What do you happen? How many do you? We have so many families, so many. Everyone gets a turn. Time to tell. You know, the one family that I don't see very often, they're in Toronto. And so I really enjoy that because we'll. We'll see you, you know, at somebody's funeral or something, right? Yes. Come on. We got, we got together with Ashley's family, my whole family. Huge gathering that we had to miss unfortunately, but I would have liked to be there. OK, Dave's the only anti family.

1:37 And and that's not just because there's a good chance of several family members actually listening to this. That's right, and I'm sure there are. Listen, I'm merely stating that it always seems like if my. Family listens. I'd like to know because quite frankly, I don't think they do. No SO. It always starts off OK, but you know, like when you have a large family gathering, it's OK at first, but then by, you know, midway through I, I would argue 75. Social battery runs out. 80% of us are like, I'd like this to be over. Yeah. Anyway, it's just it was merely a podcast joke. It was not meant to invoke all of this. Coming up on this fine podcast. Yeah.

2:18 Rachel takes her girls golfing. Why? That will be asked several times during that segment. Yeah. Foreman now knows, or or at least claims to know, what red sky in the morning is really all about. Finally getting closure on this one year long saga. Whatever freezing morning. Yeah. And up first, I am here to discuss what I consider to be the ugliest part of our bodies. OK. Feet. Ah, correct. Feet A are ugly, B stink.

3:01 They do 90%. They don't have to stink. Well, they do. OK, you know why feet stink? Because people take showers and think, you know, the the the soapy, dirty water coming off of my body will clean my feet. I don't need to wash them. I don't wash my feet. You know, right now unless. I know that I need to. Yeah. If they stink for whatever reason or if they're dirty, so. You don't wash. Them then I do wash. Them you don't wash your feet. Not do you? No. You don't like wearing socks? No. You need to wash your feet. That's very important. In the summer, if I'm if I'm anyway.

3:42 Do whatever you want to do. That's not really my point. I what Feet. OK. Feet stink. Feet are ugly. OK, but apparently feet are being allowed in the workplace. Listen to this well you. Have to get there. I'm delighted now that I don't have to go to an office, because if this is what's going on, I want no part of it. Foreman, I apologize. You. You go to an office every day? Yeah. And Rachel, you're in your basement. Let your feet can stink down there all day. No one cares. Yeah, with me and my dogs. Yeah, no one cares anyway. And according to this story, an emerging trend in the workplace. No shoes. More. Companies, more companies are making employees, making employees leave their shoes at the door. It's supposed to create a more relaxed and collaborative work environment.

4:33 And buy no shoes. That means you can walk around in your socks, you can walk around in your bare feet if you want, no. Just you. No shoes. No bad idea. That does seem ill advised. Yeah, and I like walking around in bare feet in my house. I. Don't. I don't walk around in bare feet, even outside. Generally if I'm if I'm at my pool then I will, but if otherwise I've got my shoes on. Yeah, company, company. You want to make me feel more relaxed, more at home, more connected with my shoes at the door and me in my socks, then let me work from my home in the first place. I once worked for a guy for a radio station where the general manager wouldn't allow us to wear jeans. You couldn't wear jeans.

5:22 It's the radio. You can't. No one can. See you and no one can see you and we couldn't so in some workplaces. Are still like that you can't wear jeans and I. Get that, I get that. I, I guess I understand that, but part of what I didn't understand in the radio business, it's more of a creative business. You have to be creative. And I always feel like, and I think we've sort of adapted, we've gone this way from when that was, it was a long time ago, early in my radio career where that happened. But we, we evolved into, I think you want the creative people to be comfortable. You want them to feel comfortable so that you know, they, they can express their creativity.

6:06 And so that was the only time I ever had anybody tell me I couldn't wear blue jeans. And then towards the second-half of my career, I got into a sort of a Jimmy Buffett vibe where in the summertime you wear shorts. And I believe I was wearing, at one point, I was wearing either flip flops or sandals. I mean, that's how I came into, it was hot. I came into work. And then at some point I noticed that other people were doing the same thing. And when I look down at other people's feet, I go, your feet are ugly. Everybody's feet are ugly. Yeah, my feet. My feet aren't ugly to me, but they're, they're probably ugly to everybody else.

6:49 And I look after my feet. I mean, I truly, I watch them. I, I cut the toenails regularly. That's the important that stuff. Cutting the nail. Done. Giving yourself some kind of pedicure? Yes, scrubbing the heels. You got to do that, especially in the summer when you're wearing look, you know your feet. Buy one of those cheese grater heel scrubbers from. That even just talking about, it's disgusting. Why you have to clean your feet? There was a guy that there was a guy at a golf with Foreman. He would, yes, he take, we would, we would all go inside to pay our debts after a round of golf and you take off your golf shoes and you wear whatever and he was wearing, he always wore open toed sandals of some sort and he had the fungus.

7:34 They had the horrible Oh no yellow. Oh God. Oh, my God, you, David, do you not see that? Yeah. You don't know that. That's. Some people don't know, some people don't. Know. This that's contagious. They they are. If I'm wearing no shoe, if I'm wearing sandals, I have to have a pedicure. I regularly get them for the summertime. This. Is what generally feet don't gross me. Some people are very grossed out by feet I don't like. And then on the you know, there's then there's the other end of the spectrum. People really love feet. Some people. Well, yeah, that's a little weird. Have you seen all the other the like TikTok ads about people's no selling feet pictures? Anyway, David.

8:15 I don't want feet. Yeah, don't give me. Feet don't. I don't love feet, but they don't totally gross me out. Unless you've like, neglected them a lot, you know, and they look disgusting. Well. Here's what happened to me. So I'm in the old Jimmy Buffett, but I'm in, you know, like it's a it's a creative environment. I got shorts on, I got AT shirt on. I'm wearing, you know, flip flops that come into work. And then I start noticing everybody else starting to do it. And I thought to myself, I don't like that. I don't. I don't like. Your feet, it's fine if I pretty sure, yeah. It's fine if I do it, but I like my feet. But I don't like your feet and I don't want to look at your feet. And probably, and then it occurred to me, you know, there's probably some people don't like to look at my feet. That's why I decided now I'm going to wear. So then I, I morphed into shoes that covered my feet, but I could wear them without socks. And they, they were a breathable type of summer shoe. And I was happy wearing those.

9:06 And then Foreman showed me the socks. Yeah, the. Short socks. Yes, the the socks that no one can see. The socks that aren't socks, because I loved those. Because putting your feet into shoes with no socks on turns each shoe into a soup. Into a swan especially. It's a summer, so it is well, you can wash. Shoes, you know you can put them in the washing. Machine, just as the woman who never wears socks. I don't wear socks in the summer. EW, David. EW, EW EW. And you don't watch if I'm. Wearing running shoes. I'm wearing socks, but I generally in the summer I'm wearing sand. Any clothes chew at all needs a. Sock Yes it does. Yes. It does. I don't wear them in like fancy flat shoes or whatever and high heels.

9:50 You wouldn't wear socks. But I don't wear high heels often. But anyway, so then I started wearing it and now I'm into, I wear, I usually wear the socks you can't see and a running shoe of some sort. And I don't want to see your feet anymore. And I don't want to see your feet at work. I just don't want to see your feet. Who's actually not? Who's taking their shoes off at work? I don't know, take them off at work. Are you not putting on indoor shoes like they do at school? Or maybe you have like. What is an indoor shoe? Or sole slippers. Just like clean shoes that don't get any don't see the. Outside, even when I was a lifeguard, I wasn't wearing no fee. I I like I was always wearing sandals. And that tells you everything you know, Like if at a pool employees at a pool aren't going barefoot, then you shouldn't anywhere else either.

10:37 Pool decks are disgusting. Pool decks are full of hair and band aids and they're disgusting. I would like as a lifeguard, I was. I was getting foot warts all the time. Yeah, EW, what the hell is a foot wart? On the bottom of your foot you'd get warts the. Thing Black child gets to the pool. Is that a thing? Oh my God, is it ever. Oh my yeah, planters warts is what they're called. I think it might be a virus actually, but I blame the pool deck. That's where they come from. That's my. Favorite new word? Foot warts. That's the warts that immediately tells you it's like. And you know how they get rid of it? You have to go to the doctor and they would use liquid nitrogen and spray it and burn, burn it.

11:18 Well, they don't. Kill your skin. Razor blade it off. Yeah, I've. Lived. In very sheltered life, my I've never had a foot wart, nor do I. I did a lot of swimming as a teen, a lot as a kid and a teen. Well you need the the term foot in front of the word wart otherwise you'll be like uncle Buck and you get 1/4 and you get a rat and gnaw that thing off that. Thing foot wart. Wow. Fuck Melanoma. Molly Russell's Wart. That's. Foot warts. Yuck, yeah.

12:00 Please mansplain to me, Foreman. I will about the weather. OK, this is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that's Speaking of weather. It's like the return of sweater weather. You know something you think you want. Do you really? Do you really You think you want it until you realize it's just darkness? Mildness. And cold. That's why I don't understand why people love fall so much. I don't get it. Fall to me is like it's like pre winter. Everything dies. Yeah, the season we're by 7. O'clock sad. But I'm going to make you very, very happy and I'm going to make you very fulfilled. I'm going to give you closure now on a saga that's gone on for.

12:48 Dare I say decades? OK, I I can't wait. What will you mansplain today, Foreman? I am. I am. I don't know. I I I just can't wait. Yeah. So. Actual meaning of red sky at night, Sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning as we know. Say it with me. Two birds in the hand. Freezing rain warning. Rain or something, I don't know. I you know 5. Fingers to the face. Yeah, I've no idea. I've never. It's worth 2 in the Bush. Yeah, something like that.

13:29 Something like. That don't beat around the Bush is what you mean. I don't know, I. It like us not knowing all came from freezing rain warning one morning when we were on the radio and us and purposely butchering the saying and having people just rightfully so, angry with us. So angry. And then we were so angry. Yeah. Every time there was a freezing rain warning we would such Dicks like. You guys are. Red sky in the morning means a freezing rain warning. No, it's red sunset in morning. Sailors take warning. Yeah, that makes no sense. No, I never heard of that. That doesn't make any dies if you're out on a boat. Wait, you take warning to red sunsets in morning?

14:10 Because the water could be really rough. Silverstone. That's not what it is. Yeah, yeah, I know. But yeah, it's kind of fun to mess with people. And that was, that was I. Would be the odd person who would get it and they would text us and be like ha ha ha you guys. Are killing me here. Yeah, but we were annoying. Just killing ourselves. We don't even care if you laugh. We're just. I I just. We thought it was hysterical. There's a that's, you know, and that should tell you everything you need to know about me. I, I, I kind of like it when you mess because you know full well that someone is going to go no, that's not working every time.

14:51 That's what we know like too. I guess we we know. Every time, yeah. It's a joke. And it was one of the first questions I asked where while I was in Halifax, Melody and I did a show lobstering with Lobster Dave on his boat. He's an actual captain of a boat. And. There was no way there's some guy out there called Lobster Dave. Today be called lobster day because to get a lobster license is like $1,000,000 like it is expensive. It's crazy. You're a lobster fisherman. Not a guy called Red Lobster out there. Come on. Red. I'm sure there is a red that lobsters I hope. So yeah. No even got Lobster day. You know how the London Free Press will do Like your Best of London awards?

15:33 Yes, Lobster Dave is a finalist on the Best of Halifax awards in their newspaper. Yeah, he. Loves. Her favorite local character? He's well known. Great. Oh good. But even he said, as a sailor, I said, is the phrase true? Red sky, night, sailor's delight, red sky in the morning, sailors take warning. And he said. Well, usually what happens is that there's bad weather. At that time, people will say, see, I told you. Ah, yes, right. Right. Do they not have that saying in Arizona where there's no water for thousands of miles like Red Sky Morning? They have that saying for people, how many? Sailors are in Arizona, David.

16:18 Only. For sailors, How many sailors are around here? How they say long, let your big jib dry. You know, that's what the hell. Does that mean? That's another boat saying the newfies say that. The newfies say that that. That's fine. Wouldn't you hear that out there form? And you lived out there. No, I didn't live in Newfoundland. Well, you're closer than here. Closer than here. You sound like you are there right now. Start. To her. I only lobster day was on tan Cook Island, but oil and it's his fault that I have still has talked like that. By the way, it's entirely his fault because gosh, those accents were thick. They they rub off, don't they?

17:00 Yeah. Some of them are true, like like if a partial moon is setting, like a bowl that would hold water. There's bad weather coming, there's all kinds of little things. But that saying factually does have its roots in maritime and is somewhat based on real atmospheric science. Oh, so it is based in science? Sucking the fun out of this. However well, you might find this more fun than Dave, because it's not necessarily true everywhere all the time. Then Dave was right. Lobster Dave. Yes. No, Dave. Dave Lobster Dave was right. That it's sometimes right.

17:40 No, it's not right. It's not right everywhere. That's what I said, yeah. It's. Generally locked. It's pretty useless, yeah. Well, here it's not true. So I just you're on Lake Huron, I guess. I don't know Lake Huron. It's got to be true there. It is, it's actually true. Any mid latitude region where weather systems generally move from West to east. What's are we I'm. So happy I found this factually accurate information. Guys, this is this is actual. Closure thrilled beyond belief. Blowing me away, yeah. So a red sunrise means the sun is shining from the east through a high concentration of moisture particles or dust particles in the atmosphere, suggesting a clear eastern sky but potentially stormy weather approaching from the West. That's why red sky in the morn sailors take warn. A red sunset, on the other hand, suggests that the western sky is clear, often a sign of good weather ahead. OK, so which one is that then?

18:51 What is the adage there? What's the adage? Red sky night, Red Sky's delight. Sailor's Delight. Yes. So in many places, especially near oceans, this rhyme can be at least somewhat reliable, but not true in all areas. What a crock of shit. This is like somewhat reliable sometimes. Sometimes, well. No, I understand what you're saying, Percent. Of the time they get it right. I actually do get the fact that because we live in a country where the weather does move technically West, east. Generally speaking. So if you see red sky in the morning, it could be because it's being refracted from the sunrise and you know there could be clouds approaching. So I.

19:37 Get the lots of stuff in the atmosphere. I see stuff in the morning. You know, and then you the red sky at night basically is a clear night and maybe you're going to have a a nice day or whatever. I don't know sure anyway. If you're a sailor, do you adhere to that? No. I would like to know. Sometimes. How many sailors do we have listening other than David? He's. Not a sailor. You mean Lobster Dave? Oh, do the lobster Dave Listen. Yeah. Oh, I hope he does. That's so nice. Or. Lobster Dylan, his son. That would be nice. Lobster Dylan. Wow. I don't, I think. Whatever, I guess. Would you like to know where it's not? Dylan. I don't have. Like his son, he said he just said his. Son, is that his? Yeah.

20:18 Because whenever people would ask about what's on the island, he'll tell them there's Tim horton's and they'll say, oh, where's that? He'll be like, oh, down next to the. Walmart. Somebody's got to take over. I don't know. All I know is two birds in the hand don't beat around the Bush. Yeah, I well, the early bird takes the worm. Is that true? Yeah, unless the bird gets it the other bird. If the sun's red in the woods, can anyone hear it? Isn't that if a bear shits in the I don't? Know no I think if the sunsets in the woods Does anyone know that a boy or took a shit hey. Well, so the whole thanks Foreman for making that all all makes sense. But sucking the fun out of the joke, right? Yeah, now next time we bring the joke up, everyone knows it's a joke and you cannot complain, right? Don't.

21:10 Complain to us, yeah. OK, fine, fine. Shitter, get off the pot. That one still stands. When the lights red. What does that? What's going on at the radio station? You guys probably soon got to get back on the air. You would think so. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast where Dave, Rachel and Foreman, we are the Turkey dump of podcasts because it's right right around this time of year that a lot of people realize they don't need us in their lives. That's too. Bad.

21:50 It's sad. It's. Almost cuffing season. No, it's Turkey dump time of year, Rachel. That's, you know, you. Got to dump them before you get to Christmas, the holiday season. Yeah, no, it's more along the line. You go off to school and realize by the time Thanksgiving, I don't think I need you in my life. Yeah, move on. I've gone home for Thanksgiving. You come back to school today and you realize, well, fuck that guy. That's right. That's exactly. What I say my high school boyfriend. Yes, us. That's us in a nutshell there. It is. Well, hopefully somebody else picks us up. I have no. What? Well, you know, if we get dumped, you know what I mean? You know, once he starts into one of these things, you got to be thinking of your Segway the entire time. I'm not actively listening to Dave and actively trying to respond to what?

22:41 He's saying no, no, no. I'm not even thinking about what's coming next. You have to make sure your response flows into your topic. Yeah, I don't. I just don't have that bandwidth anymore. Yeah, I just, I think I used to be able to do that. No. On the radio, I just can't. I just don't have. Just can't do it, huh? Anyway, I have no Segways, so I took the girls golfing on the weekend. That's it. We had a whole family golf game. We were our own foursome, all four of us. A fun Family Day. Fun family foursome is what we were. OK, let's break this down. First of all, before we even before you even. Yes, there's another F that put in there. WTF.

23:29 So we decided to go because I joined the Ladies Golf League, as you know. And so that's over now for the year that ended just before October 2nd. That was kind of the banquet that none of us went to because we weren't winning any prizes. Let's be honest. We were like, you know what, we don't need to go to the banquet because we're not, we're not winning anything at all. So we didn't. Darlene went my mother-in-law. She was in the. Same room and I never saw her when I was there. She goes in the morning like a sane person. Well we well we all work, so we had to go in the right after work is when we did. The same office desk job of yours. Yeah, that's right. Well, I can go anytime, but the and nobody else could. So anyways, the girls, my girls had then started asking to go to the driving range.

24:18 They went and they we took them last year once or twice. This year we only went once to the driving range. But some other friends of ours have taken their kids golfing and Kendall has been begging to go golfing. She wants to actually play and go out on the course and, and if anyone's going to be an athlete in our family, that's our only hope. So Kendall's the hope. And but Julia had fun too. And she can hit the ball, but Kendall can actually, she could actually play pretty well. You know, she wasn't missing it very often. So we decided to go. We went to Crumlin Creek near the airport because the kids are free. They're up to a certain age. I get our kids were free.

25:00 They're 8 and 12 and but you have to pay for the cart. So we did get a cart because kids aren't going to walk that whole way. It's a 12 hole that one. So we did we, we ended up stopping at 9:00 because that was enough for all of us. But they were, they were very excited and they did pretty well. The sobering thing was that I was pretty much hitting the same distance as they were so. And you've been in a legal summer. Yes, and then with all. That experience, with all that experience. All my athleticism exactly. Yeah. So at the very end, Jeremy did say you've gotten a lot better this year because we haven't played you to me.

25:45 So now. You hitting the same distance as an 8 year old right is an improvement. Better, Yeah. Or maybe she's just very good. You would say that. I think that's like, my kids got to be a prodigy. So it's the only explanation. It's the only the only thing that could be anyway. So but we had a great time. Julia kind of, she liked it, I think, but she'd she would pick up the ball and just walk sometimes and just hop at the cart. And I like mother, like daughter. I let her drive a little bit. Yeah, I've done that more than once. I've done that with Davey, but I've done that. I'm like, you know what?

26:26 I'm I'm done this whole. Yeah, because I swing twice as much as Jeremy. And then I thought the kids would swing twice as much as me, but I'm not sure they did. Yeah, how about let me ask then? You thought this was pretty much fun A. Lot of, I think so, yeah. Kendall liked it? Yeah. Julia and you think? I'm. Not sure what your old. Fun. Let me ask that's. Where I wanted to get to, right, Jeremy's. I've played golf with Jeremy. He's a pretty good golfer. Pretty good golfer, yeah. He's very good, yeah. Just got a hole in one this year. He got a hole in one this year. Yeah, he did. So that was his first hole in one ever. How did how did he enjoy the fan fun family? I think he resigned himself to the fact that this wasn't going to be a normal round for him and that he would have to do a lot of helping and and instructing and maybe not and not hit as much as he anticipated.

27:22 I guess I don't. Know. Yes, yes. Yeah, like by the end. Not really play golf at all. Yeah, maybe the three of us needed some help a little bit. So I was trying to help the kids, but he helped more, I think, with them. Wait a minute, You were trying to help the kids? Well, I say, doing what? You know, like lean, like stick your butt out a little bit and you know, fix your grip or whatever. I was trying to help them with their swing. Keep your head down, tuck your chin in, like give yourself a double chin. That's what I have to do. I really have to like give myself a double chin to keep my chin down and so that my. Friend always tells me to tuck in my left elbow and I have no idea what he's talking about. Tuck in, tuck in your like, I don't know what that means. I don't know.

28:09 I don't know what you mean by. My arms are moving. What is your? I have no idea. Am I right-handed or left-handed? Right? Handed, I think, I think. Yeah, So what I have to do is really like tuck my elbow like almost under my. Boobs he probably. Boobs and then they go right under. They stay tight to. It Dave, pretend you have boobs. Boobs. If I if I was to think about that along with the many other things I'm thinking about while trying to hit a golf ball. Trying to swing I. Don't think I'd ever hit another golf ball. It's my elbow under my boobs. I never thought I'd see the day where I'm giving Dave golf advice. I don't think you are. You can take that to the bank though when you go tuck. On your chin so you can see your boobs better, Dave. Give yourself a double chin like this and then tuck your elbow and stick your.

28:52 Butt out. Yeah. How is any of that going to help you hit a golf ball? I'm telling you it works. And then I say to myself, I set up, I got my elbow under my boob, I got my chin down. And then I say relax in my head and then I swing and it works. That's what I do. I've been doing this all wrong. You have, I know. You can come many years. $0.75 tomorrow. You're welcome.

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31:16 Over Jim Bag, I intend to talk about her every other episode. Okay. Just let it. You next time. Only because of your e-mail, that's right. Actually, we were just talking about the New Heights podcast off behind the scenes here for a minute. So okay, Karen sent us an e-mail right after the last episode, she says. I listened on my way home from work and I was crying. I was laughing so hard. Now Karen, I think, is the one that gave Foreman the fart book key. A Pete Who Farted is the French book that Foreman translated and then read for us with sound effects last time. I don't have it anymore, it's been returned, otherwise I would be firing one of those sound effects right now.

32:00 Karen owns it, OK? She says. Dave's enthusiasm is what did me in with the laugh crying emoji about 10 times. My JKSK students at Academy de la Tamise will be proud to know that their favorite book made it to the first ever story time with Foreman. Because it's from their library. That's why I had to go back. Love that fuck. Loved it. Love, love, love. That day, Karen. OK, well, Karen loved it and we loved it. Thank you, Karen for lending it to us. Fart it. Do that at Thanksgiving dinner. Kia Pat Day. Kia Pat Day Which kids taking that out for Thanksgiving? Perfect. Yeah, Perfect time, by the way, for Mackenzie Wolf to be all caught up on this podcast because she says that I was a huge fan of you guys on the radio and just realized this podcast existed at the beginning of the summer.

32:55 I spent the summer catching up all the way from episode 1 until now. Thank you, glad you did. And she is caught up to like, literally right now this episode, she says. It was my goal to catch up before you guys came back for this season of episodes. So she was listening a. Lot well thank you Mackenzie that's great I hope other people find I mean tell your friends about us if you know people who listen to us people still are just finding us and it's been three years yeah so we we only have so much of A reach I guess I. Just got a call on the radio. Do you guys remember a guy named Rod? He would call sometimes. He was from Grand Bend. He gave us free T-shirts from Grand Bend. Yeah.

33:39 Which I still. Yeah, Rod, I just went through my closet and I still have them. Yes, I remember. Just called me at country 104 saying I hope this is the foreman I'm thinking of Yep, that blah blah, blah, blah, blah and give it it was like, yes, Rod, I know I remember you find gosh, you finally found me. Holy shit. And he said he he's been listening to the podcast. Apparently not that closely 0. Well, thank you. That's. Great, yes. Glad to hear about Rod. I'm glad he I hope he's doing OK. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, great. So thank you. So how much, Rod? We now have a couple of voice memos because none of us have listened to either of them. No, we don't know them. So how about the one that you can easily send through to us at underwhelming.ca?

34:23 There was a little box in the corner, which is what Erica Vincent has done. Our our realtor friend realtor. Erica Vincent. OK. Guys, I don't know if I'm doing this right or not. I may have just sent you 3 voice memos, I'm not sure. But anyway, I listened to your podcast today and watched the YouTube video of the reading of Kia Pete which was quite funny. I don't usually watch the YouTube video but that was worth it. But I'm now inspired to. See if I can find that book for my nephew for Christmas. He goes to French first language school and I'm trying to decide if his parents would kill me or not. So anyway, thanks for the inspiration.

35:05 No. They'll love it. They'll love you. They'll love it. No. Yes. They'll love it. They will love. That I remember my sister got Kendall a book years ago and it's called I Need a New Butt. And it was. It's hysterical and it's the and it is all about farting and how there's a crack in the back and it's broken and I need a new butt. And it's a very funny butt. Great butt. That's a great. Butt so Kia Pete highly recommend. Yeah, highly recommend. With sound effects. Oh yeah, I mean, that's the best part. OK, But also now we have a sound effect from Nick, OK, who also wrote Keep up the good work. By the way, it's great that you guys are all back together. I miss hearing you in my morning commute. But listen to this in the morning then. Sure, yes, yeah, that would be a good idea. OK.

35:48 And so here we go from Nick. It was a first time voice noter, by the way. So thank you. Yeah, hopefully this will encourage more. Hey Dave, Rachel Dorman listen to podcast episode 77 there. And you're talking about rapid transit bus lanes. So I was looking at the, I was thinking about the bus lane on starting your Rd. at Wonderland where they've got the, the dedicated bus to our left turn lane there. And I have never seen a bus in that lane and I've driven that road. We're doing some. Construction at Western. University, I've driven that road five days a week for like 3 weeks in a row and you see a bus in that lane maybe twice a day. But you see the left turn lane of regular traffic backed up all the way back to that that intersection just before that Wonderland there.

36:40 And I just don't understand the point of it at all. All. Right. Well, that's a part of. The city that I avoid like the plague. I don't understand it either I. Know anywhere? Well, yeah, Wonderland N is a parking lot at the best of times. I've never seen a bus in that lane either. But I recently had a bus turn left onto King Street what I thought was the wrong way. But then I remembered, Oh yeah, the buses go the wrong way down King Street now. And that's jarring. And they have their own signals, so they just go. Yeah, they just go yeah. And they? Bomb it down there, by the way. Yeah, it's jarring and confusing.

37:23 And if you're not from here and you don't know that, that would be like, Oh my God, what's? Happening but people not from here turn left on King Street you're. The Wrong way. Oh, not from here. Have already turned off this podcast. As soon as this bus discussion, you don't. Need it. I guess you really don't need to worry about that. That's true. How's the Bedford Ferry coming along 3? I would like to tell you the saying Grandfather used to tell me what is it now. Red sky in the morning, Sailors take warning. Red sky at night, sailors delight. Well, that makes no sense.

38:09 Why would we have a red? Why would we have a red sky this morning when we have a freezing rain warning? That makes sense. You just watch it. Red sky in the morning. Sailors take warning.