Pretend You Have Boobs! (Ep. 136)

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I'll talk about how I took the
girls golfing, but.

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Betcha they hated.
It I betcha someone hated it.

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I don't know who.
I bet either way it doesn't

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matter who hated it at the start
or during because I know at the

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end everybody did.
That's not true actually.

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Does
that moose head in a can?

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And move that in the can.
Hot.

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It's the only container that was
on sale, but I put it in a.

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Glass that must mean we're
started this it's.

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A good for that.
Yeah, this is due to

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underwhelming demand the the
podcast with Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman.
This podcast is like

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Thanksgiving with the family.
It's OK at first, but about

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halfway through, you just really
want it to be over, am I right?

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Yeah.
Especially once you've had like

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two or three of them, two or
three Thanksgivings, you're

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like, I'm good.
I don't know how.

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You.
I'm good now. 1:00 is way too

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many.
What do you happen?

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How many do you?
We have so many families, so

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many.
Everyone gets a turn.

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Time to tell.
You know, the one family that I

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don't see very often, they're in
Toronto.

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And so I really enjoy that
because we'll.

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We'll see you, you know, at
somebody's funeral or something,

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right?
Yes.

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Come on.
We got, we got together with

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Ashley's family, my whole
family.

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Huge gathering that we had to
miss unfortunately, but I would

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have liked to be there.
OK, Dave's the only anti family.

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And and that's not just because
there's a good chance of several

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family members actually
listening to this.

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That's right, and I'm sure there
are.

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Listen, I'm merely stating that
it always seems like if my.

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Family listens.
I'd like to know because quite

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frankly, I don't think they do.
No SO.

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It always starts off OK, but you
know, like when you have a large

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family gathering, it's OK at
first, but then by, you know,

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midway through I, I would argue
75.

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Social battery runs out. 80% of
us are like, I'd like this to be

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over.
Yeah.

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Anyway, it's just it was merely
a podcast joke.

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It was not meant to invoke all
of this.

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Coming up on this fine podcast.
Yeah.

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Rachel takes her girls golfing.
Why?

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That will be asked several times
during that segment.

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Yeah.
Foreman now knows, or or at

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least claims to know, what red
sky in the morning is really all

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about.
Finally getting closure on this

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one year long saga.
Whatever freezing morning.

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Yeah.
And up first, I am here to

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discuss what I consider to be
the ugliest part of our bodies.

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OK.
Feet.

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Ah, correct.
Feet A are ugly, B stink.

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They do 90%.
They don't have to stink.

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Well, they do.
OK, you know why feet stink?

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Because people take showers and
think, you know, the the the

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soapy, dirty water coming off of
my body will clean my feet.

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I don't need to wash them.
I don't wash my feet.

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You know, right now unless.
I know that I need to.

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Yeah.
If they stink for whatever

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reason or if they're dirty, so.
You don't wash.

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Them then I do wash.
Them you don't wash your feet.

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Not do you?
No.

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You don't like wearing socks?
No.

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You need to wash your feet.
That's very important.

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In the summer, if I'm if I'm
anyway.

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Do whatever you want to do.
That's not really my point.

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I what Feet.
OK.

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Feet stink.
Feet are ugly.

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OK, but apparently feet are
being allowed in the workplace.

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Listen to this well you.
Have to get there.

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I'm delighted now that I don't
have to go to an office, because

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if this is what's going on, I
want no part of it.

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Foreman, I apologize.
You.

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You go to an office every day?
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And Rachel, you're in your
basement.

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Let your feet can stink down
there all day.

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No one cares.
Yeah, with me and my dogs.

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Yeah, no one cares anyway.
And according to this story, an

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emerging trend in the workplace.
No shoes.

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More.
Companies, more companies are

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making employees, making
employees leave their shoes at

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the door.
It's supposed to create a more

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relaxed and collaborative work
environment.

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And buy no shoes.
That means you can walk around

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in your socks, you can walk
around in your bare feet if you

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want, no.
Just you.

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No shoes.
No bad idea.

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That does seem ill advised.
Yeah, and I like walking around

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in bare feet in my house.
I.

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Don't.
I don't walk around in bare

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feet, even outside.
Generally if I'm if I'm at my

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pool then I will, but if
otherwise I've got my shoes on.

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Yeah, company, company.
You want to make me feel more

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relaxed, more at home, more
connected with my shoes at the

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door and me in my socks, then
let me work from my home in the

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first place.
I once worked for a guy for a

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radio station where the general
manager wouldn't allow us to

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wear jeans.
You couldn't wear jeans.

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It's the radio.
You can't.

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No one can.
See you and no one can see you

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and we couldn't so in some
workplaces.

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Are still like that you can't
wear jeans and I.

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Get that, I get that.
I, I guess I understand that,

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but part of what I didn't
understand in the radio

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business, it's more of a
creative business.

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You have to be creative.
And I always feel like, and I

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think we've sort of adapted,
we've gone this way from when

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that was, it was a long time
ago, early in my radio career

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where that happened.
But we, we evolved into, I think

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you want the creative people to
be comfortable.

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You want them to feel
comfortable so that you know,

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they, they can express their
creativity.

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And so that was the only time I
ever had anybody tell me I

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couldn't wear blue jeans.
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of my career, I got into a sort
of a Jimmy Buffett vibe where in

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the summertime you wear shorts.
And I believe I was wearing, at

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one point, I was wearing either
flip flops or sandals.

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I mean, that's how I came into,
it was hot.

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I came into work.
And then at some point I noticed

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that other people were doing the
same thing.

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And when I look down at other
people's feet, I go, your feet

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are ugly.
Everybody's feet are ugly.

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Yeah, my feet.
My feet aren't ugly to me, but

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they're, they're probably ugly
to everybody else.

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And I look after my feet.
I mean, I truly, I watch them.

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I, I cut the toenails regularly.
That's the important that stuff.

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Cutting the nail.
Done.

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Giving yourself some kind of
pedicure?

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Yes, scrubbing the heels.
You got to do that, especially

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in the summer when you're
wearing look, you know your

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feet.
Buy one of those cheese grater

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heel scrubbers from.
That even just talking about,

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it's disgusting.
Why you have to clean your feet?

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There was a guy that there was a
guy at a golf with Foreman.

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He would, yes, he take, we
would, we would all go inside to

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pay our debts after a round of
golf and you take off your golf

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shoes and you wear whatever and
he was wearing, he always wore

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open toed sandals of some sort
and he had the fungus.

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They had the horrible Oh no
yellow.

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Oh God.
Oh, my God, you, David, do you

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not see that?
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You don't know that.
That's.

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Some people don't know, some
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Know.
This that's contagious.

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They they are.
If I'm wearing no shoe, if I'm

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wearing sandals, I have to have
a pedicure.

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I regularly get them for the
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This.
Is what generally feet don't

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gross me.
Some people are very grossed out

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by feet I don't like.
And then on the you know,

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there's then there's the other
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People really love feet.
Some people.

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Well, yeah, that's a little
weird.

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Have you seen all the other the
like TikTok ads about people's

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no selling feet pictures?
Anyway, David.

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I don't want feet.
Yeah, don't give me.

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Feet don't.
I don't love feet, but they

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don't totally gross me out.
Unless you've like, neglected

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them a lot, you know, and they
look disgusting.

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Well.
Here's what happened to me.

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So I'm in the old Jimmy Buffett,
but I'm in, you know, like it's

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a it's a creative environment.
I got shorts on, I got AT shirt

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on.
I'm wearing, you know, flip

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flops that come into work.
And then I start noticing

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everybody else starting to do
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And I thought to myself, I don't
like that.

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I don't.
I don't like.

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Your feet, it's fine if I pretty
sure, yeah.

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It's fine if I do it, but I like
my feet.

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But I don't like your feet and I
don't want to look at your feet.

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And probably, and then it
occurred to me, you know,

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there's probably some people
don't like to look at my feet.

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That's why I decided now I'm
going to wear.

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So then I, I morphed into shoes
that covered my feet, but I

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could wear them without socks.
And they, they were a breathable

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type of summer shoe.
And I was happy wearing those.

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And then Foreman showed me the
socks.

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Yeah, the.
Short socks.

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Yes, the the socks that no one
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The socks that aren't socks,
because I loved those.

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Because putting your feet into
shoes with no socks on turns

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each shoe into a soup.
Into a swan especially.

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It's a summer, so it is well,
you can wash.

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Shoes, you know you can put them
in the washing.

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Machine, just as the woman who
never wears socks.

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I don't wear socks in the
summer.

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EW, David.
EW, EW EW.

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And you don't watch if I'm.
Wearing running shoes.

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I'm wearing socks, but I
generally in the summer I'm

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wearing sand.
Any clothes chew at all needs a.

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Sock Yes it does.
Yes.

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It does.
I don't wear them in like fancy

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flat shoes or whatever and high
heels.

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You wouldn't wear socks.
But I don't wear high heels

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often.
But anyway, so then I started

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wearing it and now I'm into, I
wear, I usually wear the socks

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you can't see and a running shoe
of some sort.

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And I don't want to see your
feet anymore.

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And I don't want to see your
feet at work.

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I just don't want to see your
feet.

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Who's actually not?
Who's taking their shoes off at

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work?
I don't know, take them off at

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work.
Are you not putting on indoor

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shoes like they do at school?
Or maybe you have like.

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What is an indoor shoe?
Or sole slippers.

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Just like clean shoes that don't
get any don't see the.

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Outside, even when I was a
lifeguard, I wasn't wearing no

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fee.
I I like I was always wearing

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sandals.
And that tells you everything

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you know, Like if at a pool
employees at a pool aren't going

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barefoot, then you shouldn't
anywhere else either.

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Pool decks are disgusting.
Pool decks are full of hair and

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band aids and they're
disgusting.

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I would like as a lifeguard, I
was.

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I was getting foot warts all the
time.

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Yeah, EW, what the hell is a
foot wart?

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On the bottom of your foot you'd
get warts the.

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Thing Black child gets to the
pool.

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Is that a thing?
Oh my God, is it ever.

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Oh my yeah, planters warts is
what they're called.

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I think it might be a virus
actually, but I blame the pool

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deck.
That's where they come from.

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That's my.
Favorite new word?

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Foot warts.
That's the warts that

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immediately tells you it's like.
And you know how they get rid of

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it?
You have to go to the doctor and

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they would use liquid nitrogen
and spray it and burn, burn it.

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Well, they don't.
Kill your skin.

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Razor blade it off.
Yeah, I've.

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Lived.
In very sheltered life, my I've

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never had a foot wart, nor do I.
I did a lot of swimming as a

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teen, a lot as a kid and a teen.
Well you need the the term foot

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in front of the word wart
otherwise you'll be like uncle

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Buck and you get 1/4 and you get
a rat and gnaw that thing off

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that.
Thing foot wart.

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Wow.
Fuck Melanoma.

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Molly Russell's Wart.
That's.

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Foot warts.
Yuck, yeah.

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Please mansplain to me, Foreman.
I will about the weather.

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OK, this is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast that's Speaking of
weather.

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It's like the return of sweater
weather.

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You know something you think you
want.

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Do you really?
Do you really You think you want

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it until you realize it's just
darkness?

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Mildness.
And cold.

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That's why I don't understand
why people love fall so much.

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I don't get it.
Fall to me is like it's like pre

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winter.
Everything dies.

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Yeah, the season we're by 7.
O'clock sad.

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But I'm going to make you very,
very happy and I'm going to make

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you very fulfilled.
I'm going to give you closure

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now on a saga that's gone on
for.

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Dare I say decades?
OK, I I can't wait.

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What will you mansplain today,
Foreman?

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I am.
I am.

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I don't know.
I I I just can't wait.

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Yeah.
So.

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Actual meaning of red sky at
night, Sailor's delight.

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Red sky in the morning as we
know.

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Say it with me.
Two birds in the hand.

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Freezing rain warning.
Rain or something, I don't know.

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I you know 5.
Fingers to the face.

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Yeah, I've no idea.
I've never.

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It's worth 2 in the Bush.
Yeah, something like that.

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Something like.
That don't beat around the Bush

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is what you mean.
I don't know, I.

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It like us not knowing all came
from freezing rain warning one

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morning when we were on the
radio and us and purposely

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butchering the saying and having
people just rightfully so, angry

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with us.
So angry.

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And then we were so angry.
Yeah.

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Every time there was a freezing
rain warning we would such Dicks

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like.
You guys are.

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Red sky in the morning means a
freezing rain warning.

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No, it's red sunset in morning.
Sailors take warning.

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Yeah, that makes no sense.
No, I never heard of that.

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That doesn't make any dies if
you're out on a boat.

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Wait, you take warning to red
sunsets in morning?

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Because the water could be
really rough.

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Silverstone.
That's not what it is.

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Yeah, yeah, I know.
But yeah, it's kind of fun to

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mess with people.
And that was, that was I.

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Would be the odd person who
would get it and they would text

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us and be like ha ha ha you
guys.

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Are killing me here.
Yeah, but we were annoying.

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Just killing ourselves.
We don't even care if you laugh.

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We're just.
I I just.

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We thought it was hysterical.
There's a that's, you know, and

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that should tell you everything
you need to know about me.

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I, I, I kind of like it when you
mess because you know full well

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that someone is going to go no,
that's not working every time.

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That's what we know like too.
I guess we we know.

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Every time, yeah.
It's a joke.

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And it was one of the first
questions I asked where while I

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was in Halifax, Melody and I did
a show lobstering with Lobster

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Dave on his boat.
He's an actual captain of a

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boat.
And.

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There was no way there's some
guy out there called Lobster

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Dave.
Today be called lobster day

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because to get a lobster license
is like $1,000,000 like it is

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expensive.
It's crazy.

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You're a lobster fisherman.
Not a guy called Red Lobster out

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there.
Come on.

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Red.
I'm sure there is a red that

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lobsters I hope.
So yeah.

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No even got Lobster day.
You know how the London Free

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Press will do Like your Best of
London awards?

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Yes, Lobster Dave is a finalist
on the Best of Halifax awards in

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their newspaper.
Yeah, he.

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Loves.
Her favorite local character?

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He's well known.
Great.

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Oh good.
But even he said, as a sailor, I

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said, is the phrase true?
Red sky, night, sailor's

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delight, red sky in the morning,
sailors take warning.

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And he said.
Well, usually what happens is

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that there's bad weather.
At that time, people will say,

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see, I told you.
Ah, yes, right.

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Right.
Do they not have that saying in

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Arizona where there's no water
for thousands of miles like Red

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Sky Morning?
They have that saying for

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people, how many?
Sailors are in Arizona, David.

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Only.
For sailors, How many sailors

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are around here?
How they say long, let your big

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jib dry.
You know, that's what the hell.

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Does that mean?
That's another boat saying the

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newfies say that.
The newfies say that that.

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That's fine.
Wouldn't you hear that out there

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form?
And you lived out there.

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No, I didn't live in
Newfoundland.

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Well, you're closer than here.
Closer than here.

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You sound like you are there
right now.

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Start.
To her.

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I only lobster day was on tan
Cook Island, but oil and it's

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his fault that I have still has
talked like that.

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By the way, it's entirely his
fault because gosh, those

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accents were thick.
They they rub off, don't they?

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Yeah.
Some of them are true, like like

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if a partial moon is setting,
like a bowl that would hold

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water.
There's bad weather coming,

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there's all kinds of little
things.

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But that saying factually does
have its roots in maritime and

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is somewhat based on real
atmospheric science.

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Oh, so it is based in science?
Sucking the fun out of this.

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However well, you might find
this more fun than Dave, because

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it's not necessarily true
everywhere all the time.

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Then Dave was right.
Lobster Dave.

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Yes.
No, Dave.

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Dave Lobster Dave was right.
That it's sometimes right.

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No, it's not right.
It's not right everywhere.

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That's what I said, yeah.
It's.

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Generally locked.
It's pretty useless, yeah.

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Well, here it's not true.
So I just you're on Lake Huron,

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I guess.
I don't know Lake Huron.

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It's got to be true there.
It is, it's actually true.

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Any mid latitude region where
weather systems generally move

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from West to east.
What's are we I'm.

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So happy I found this factually
accurate information.

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Guys, this is this is actual.
Closure thrilled beyond belief.

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Blowing me away, yeah.
So a red sunrise means the sun

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is shining from the east through
a high concentration of moisture

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particles or dust particles in
the atmosphere, suggesting a

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clear eastern sky but
potentially stormy weather

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approaching from the West.
That's why red sky in the morn

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sailors take warn.
A red sunset, on the other hand,

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suggests that the western sky is
clear, often a sign of good

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weather ahead.
OK, so which one is that then?

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What is the adage there?
What's the adage?

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Red sky night, Red Sky's
delight.

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Sailor's Delight.
Yes.

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So in many places, especially
near oceans, this rhyme can be

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at least somewhat reliable, but
not true in all areas.

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What a crock of shit.
This is like somewhat reliable

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sometimes.
Sometimes, well.

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No, I understand what you're
saying, Percent.

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Of the time they get it right.
I actually do get the fact that

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because we live in a country
where the weather does move

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technically West, east.
Generally speaking.

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So if you see red sky in the
morning, it could be because

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it's being refracted from the
sunrise and you know there could

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be clouds approaching.
So I.

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Get the lots of stuff in the
atmosphere.

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I see stuff in the morning.
You know, and then you the red

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sky at night basically is a
clear night and maybe you're

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going to have a a nice day or
whatever.

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I don't know sure anyway.
If you're a sailor, do you

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adhere to that?
No.

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I would like to know.
Sometimes.

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How many sailors do we have
listening other than David?

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He's.
Not a sailor.

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You mean Lobster Dave?
Oh, do the lobster Dave Listen.

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Yeah.
Oh, I hope he does.

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That's so nice.
Or.

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Lobster Dylan, his son.
That would be nice.

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Lobster Dylan.
Wow.

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I don't, I think.
Whatever, I guess.

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Would you like to know where
it's not?

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Dylan.
I don't have.

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Like his son, he said he just
said his.

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Son, is that his?
Yeah.

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Because whenever people would
ask about what's on the island,

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he'll tell them there's Tim
horton's and they'll say, oh,

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where's that?
He'll be like, oh, down next to

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the.
Walmart.

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Somebody's got to take over.
I don't know.

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All I know is two birds in the
hand don't beat around the Bush.

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Yeah, I well, the early bird
takes the worm.

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Is that true?
Yeah, unless the bird gets it

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the other bird.
If the sun's red in the woods,

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can anyone hear it?
Isn't that if a bear shits in

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the I don't?
Know no I think if the sunsets

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in the woods Does anyone know
that a boy or took a shit hey.

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Well, so the whole thanks
Foreman for making that all all

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makes sense.
But sucking the fun out of the

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joke, right?
Yeah, now next time we bring the

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joke up, everyone knows it's a
joke and you cannot complain,

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right?
Don't.

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Complain to us, yeah.
OK, fine, fine.

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Shitter, get off the pot.
That one still stands.

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When the lights red.
What does that?

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What's going on at the radio
station?

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You guys probably soon got to
get back on the air.

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You would think so.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's a podcast where Dave,

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Rachel and Foreman, we are the
Turkey dump of podcasts because

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it's right right around this
time of year that a lot of

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people realize they don't need
us in their lives.

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That's too.
Bad.

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It's sad.
It's.

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Almost cuffing season.
No, it's Turkey dump time of

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year, Rachel.
That's, you know, you.

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Got to dump them before you get
to Christmas, the holiday

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season.
Yeah, no, it's more along the

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line.
You go off to school and realize

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by the time Thanksgiving, I
don't think I need you in my

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life.
Yeah, move on.

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I've gone home for Thanksgiving.
You come back to school today

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and you realize, well, fuck that
guy.

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That's right.
That's exactly.

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What I say my high school
boyfriend.

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Yes, us.
That's us in a nutshell there.

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It is.
Well, hopefully somebody else

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picks us up.
I have no.

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What?
Well, you know, if we get

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dumped, you know what I mean?
You know, once he starts into

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one of these things, you got to
be thinking of your Segway the

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entire time.
I'm not actively listening to

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Dave and actively trying to
respond to what?

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He's saying no, no, no.
I'm not even thinking about

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what's coming next.
You have to make sure your

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response flows into your topic.
Yeah, I don't.

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I just don't have that bandwidth
anymore.

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Yeah, I just, I think I used to
be able to do that.

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No.
On the radio, I just can't.

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I just don't have.
Just can't do it, huh?

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00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,680
Anyway, I have no Segways, so I
took the girls golfing on the

459
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:07,160
weekend.
That's it.

460
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,000
We had a whole family golf game.
We were our own foursome, all

461
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,560
four of us.
A fun Family Day.

462
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,160
Fun family foursome is what we
were.

463
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,920
OK, let's break this down.
First of all, before we even

464
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,520
before you even.
Yes, there's another F that put

465
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,040
in there.
WTF.

466
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,400
So we decided to go because I
joined the Ladies Golf League,

467
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,480
as you know.
And so that's over now for the

468
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,440
year that ended just before
October 2nd.

469
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,800
That was kind of the banquet
that none of us went to because

470
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,200
we weren't winning any prizes.
Let's be honest.

471
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,600
We were like, you know what, we
don't need to go to the banquet

472
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,400
because we're not, we're not
winning anything at all.

473
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,560
So we didn't.
Darlene went my mother-in-law.

474
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,440
She was in the.
Same room and I never saw her

475
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,600
when I was there.
She goes in the morning like a

476
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,760
sane person.
Well we well we all work, so we

477
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,120
had to go in the right after
work is when we did.

478
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,880
The same office desk job of
yours.

479
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,800
Yeah, that's right.
Well, I can go anytime, but the

480
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,360
and nobody else could.
So anyways, the girls, my girls

481
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,800
had then started asking to go to
the driving range.

482
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,160
They went and they we took them
last year once or twice.

483
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,000
This year we only went once to
the driving range.

484
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,800
But some other friends of ours
have taken their kids golfing

485
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,120
and Kendall has been begging to
go golfing.

486
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:36,240
She wants to actually play and
go out on the course and, and if

487
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,520
anyone's going to be an athlete
in our family, that's our only

488
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,920
hope.
So Kendall's the hope.

489
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,920
And but Julia had fun too.
And she can hit the ball, but

490
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,120
Kendall can actually, she could
actually play pretty well.

491
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,280
You know, she wasn't missing it
very often.

492
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,960
So we decided to go.
We went to Crumlin Creek near

493
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,800
the airport because the kids are
free.

494
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,680
They're up to a certain age.
I get our kids were free.

495
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,440
They're 8 and 12 and but you
have to pay for the cart.

496
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,360
So we did get a cart because
kids aren't going to walk that

497
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,560
whole way.
It's a 12 hole that one.

498
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,880
So we did we, we ended up
stopping at 9:00 because that

499
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,280
was enough for all of us.
But they were, they were very

500
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,680
excited and they did pretty
well.

501
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:25,000
The sobering thing was that I
was pretty much hitting the same

502
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:30,360
distance as they were so.
And you've been in a legal

503
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,880
summer.
Yes, and then with all.

504
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,840
That experience, with all that
experience.

505
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,280
All my athleticism exactly.
Yeah.

506
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,800
So at the very end, Jeremy did
say you've gotten a lot better

507
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,960
this year because we haven't
played you to me.

508
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,320
So now.
You hitting the same distance as

509
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,920
an 8 year old right is an
improvement.

510
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,040
Better, Yeah.
Or maybe she's just very good.

511
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,840
You would say that.
I think that's like, my kids got

512
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,640
to be a prodigy.
So it's the only explanation.

513
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,360
It's the only the only thing
that could be anyway.

514
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:10,840
So but we had a great time.
Julia kind of, she liked it, I

515
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,720
think, but she'd she would pick
up the ball and just walk

516
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,880
sometimes and just hop at the
cart.

517
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,040
And I like mother, like
daughter.

518
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,600
I let her drive a little bit.
Yeah, I've done that more than

519
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,400
once.
I've done that with Davey, but

520
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,720
I've done that.
I'm like, you know what?

521
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:31,040
I'm I'm done this whole.
Yeah, because I swing twice as

522
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,200
much as Jeremy.
And then I thought the kids

523
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,680
would swing twice as much as me,
but I'm not sure they did.

524
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,240
Yeah, how about let me ask then?
You thought this was pretty much

525
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,160
fun A.
Lot of, I think so, yeah.

526
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,640
Kendall liked it?
Yeah.

527
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,760
Julia and you think?
I'm.

528
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,760
Not sure what your old.
Fun.

529
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,480
Let me ask that's.
Where I wanted to get to, right,

530
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,680
Jeremy's.
I've played golf with Jeremy.

531
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,880
He's a pretty good golfer.
Pretty good golfer, yeah.

532
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,040
He's very good, yeah.
Just got a hole in one this

533
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,840
year.
He got a hole in one this year.

534
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,960
Yeah, he did.
So that was his first hole in

535
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,720
one ever.
How did how did he enjoy the fan

536
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,040
fun family?
I think he resigned himself to

537
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,040
the fact that this wasn't going
to be a normal round for him and

538
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,480
that he would have to do a lot
of helping and and instructing

539
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,400
and maybe not and not hit as
much as he anticipated.

540
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,120
I guess I don't.
Know.

541
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,040
Yes, yes.
Yeah, like by the end.

542
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:31,400
Not really play golf at all.
Yeah, maybe the three of us

543
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,600
needed some help a little bit.
So I was trying to help the

544
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,160
kids, but he helped more, I
think, with them.

545
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,160
Wait a minute, You were trying
to help the kids?

546
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,720
Well, I say, doing what?
You know, like lean, like stick

547
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,960
your butt out a little bit and
you know, fix your grip or

548
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,200
whatever.
I was trying to help them with

549
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,160
their swing.
Keep your head down, tuck your

550
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,280
chin in, like give yourself a
double chin.

551
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,160
That's what I have to do.
I really have to like give

552
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,080
myself a double chin to keep my
chin down and so that my.

553
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,280
Friend always tells me to tuck
in my left elbow and I have no

554
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,920
idea what he's talking about.
Tuck in, tuck in your like, I

555
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,240
don't know what that means.
I don't know.

556
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,920
I don't know what you mean by.
My arms are moving.

557
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,240
What is your?
I have no idea.

558
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,000
Am I right-handed or
left-handed?

559
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,880
Right?
Handed, I think, I think.

560
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,280
Yeah, So what I have to do is
really like tuck my elbow like

561
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,520
almost under my.
Boobs he probably.

562
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,440
Boobs and then they go right
under.

563
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,160
They stay tight to.
It Dave, pretend you have boobs.

564
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,400
Boobs.
If I if I was to think about

565
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,160
that along with the many other
things I'm thinking about while

566
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,080
trying to hit a golf ball.
Trying to swing I.

567
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,840
Don't think I'd ever hit another
golf ball.

568
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,320
It's my elbow under my boobs.
I never thought I'd see the day

569
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,480
where I'm giving Dave golf
advice.

570
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,040
I don't think you are.
You can take that to the bank

571
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,120
though when you go tuck.
On your chin so you can see your

572
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,840
boobs better, Dave.
Give yourself a double chin like

573
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,200
this and then tuck your elbow
and stick your.

574
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,920
Butt out.
Yeah.

575
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,280
How is any of that going to help
you hit a golf ball?

576
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,040
I'm telling you it works.
And then I say to myself, I set

577
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,680
up, I got my elbow under my
boob, I got my chin down.

578
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:11,080
And then I say relax in my head
and then I swing and it works.

579
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,720
That's what I do.
I've been doing this all wrong.

580
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:21,280
You have, I know.
You can come many years. $0.75

581
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,840
tomorrow.
You're welcome.

582
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,560
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

583
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,040
We're Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This podcast is fine.

584
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:43,680
Podcast once again, unsponsored.
Oh, that's not a good thing.

585
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:49,040
No.
You know, we're, you know, we're

586
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,400
on death's door here.
We don't get, we don't, we don't

587
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,720
get sponsorship soon.
Who knows?

588
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,760
What?
Well, we're, well, we're not

589
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,680
quite there.
Calm down, Dolly Parton.

590
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,240
Yeah, she said.
She's not dying.

591
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,240
Dolly said Hey, I'm.
Fine, she's not.

592
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,200
Dead yet?
I'm working today, she says.

593
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,280
Look at me where can.
You feeling better?

594
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,600
No, you're not.
I feel fine.

595
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,400
No, you don't.
I feel happy.

596
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,480
You do anyway, so if you would
like to sponsor this podcast

597
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,600
before it's demise.
Check out the sponsors are page

598
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,240
and underwhelming dots.
Demise is no good, no SO.

599
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,200
Do it before.
After the before, Yeah.

600
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,440
Visit the website and get a hold
of us.

601
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,960
Rachel, right?
Yeah, underwhelming.ca or Dave

602
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,280
rachelforeman@gmail.com There's
no E in Foreman.

603
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,920
Some people add that it's not
there.

604
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,760
Or even just buy us a coffee at
underwhelming.ca.

605
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,600
You can do that.
Literally a coffee.

606
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,600
It's a $5 donation.
That's all it is, absolutely.

607
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,000
And we appreciate that.
Yes, we sure do.

608
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,760
Yeah, anytime.
OK, we have some emails now

609
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,800
because we love getting your
emails, your comments.

610
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,800
We have some voice notes today
that we're going to share with

611
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,720
with you.
So thank you very much for

612
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,800
engaging and telling us what you
like and maybe don't like

613
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,680
because we know Jim Bag didn't
like when Dave talked about

614
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,840
Taylor Swift.
Okay, so have we heard it loud

615
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,920
and clear, Jim Bag?
We didn't we didn't talk about

616
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,760
her today except right now.
Karen sent us an e-mail.

617
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,640
Over Jim Bag, I intend to talk
about her every other episode.

618
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,120
Okay.
Just let it.

619
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,800
You next time.
Only because of your e-mail,

620
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,440
that's right.
Actually, we were just talking

621
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,440
about the New Heights podcast
off behind the scenes here for a

622
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,480
minute.
So okay, Karen sent us an e-mail

623
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,480
right after the last episode,
she says.

624
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,600
I listened on my way home from
work and I was crying.

625
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,000
I was laughing so hard.
Now Karen, I think, is the one

626
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,280
that gave Foreman the fart book
key.

627
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:51,280
A Pete Who Farted is the French
book that Foreman translated and

628
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,480
then read for us with sound
effects last time.

629
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,280
I don't have it anymore, it's
been returned, otherwise I would

630
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,520
be firing one of those sound
effects right now.

631
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,120
Karen owns it, OK?
She says.

632
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,840
Dave's enthusiasm is what did me
in with the laugh crying emoji

633
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,960
about 10 times.
My JKSK students at Academy de

634
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,920
la Tamise will be proud to know
that their favorite book made it

635
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,120
to the first ever story time
with Foreman.

636
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,280
Because it's from their library.
That's why I had to go back.

637
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,120
Love that fuck.
Loved it.

638
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,040
Love, love, love.
That day, Karen.

639
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,240
OK, well, Karen loved it and we
loved it.

640
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,680
Thank you, Karen for lending it
to us.

641
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,480
Fart it.
Do that at Thanksgiving dinner.

642
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,200
Kia Pat Day.
Kia Pat Day Which kids taking

643
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,400
that out for Thanksgiving?
Perfect.

644
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,560
Yeah, Perfect time, by the way,
for Mackenzie Wolf to be all

645
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,640
caught up on this podcast
because she says that I was a

646
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,760
huge fan of you guys on the
radio and just realized this

647
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,200
podcast existed at the beginning
of the summer.

648
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,520
I spent the summer catching up
all the way from episode 1 until

649
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,840
now.
Thank you, glad you did.

650
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,600
And she is caught up to like,
literally right now this

651
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,760
episode, she says.
It was my goal to catch up

652
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,920
before you guys came back for
this season of episodes.

653
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,720
So she was listening a.
Lot well thank you Mackenzie

654
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,120
that's great I hope other people
find I mean tell your friends

655
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,840
about us if you know people who
listen to us people still are

656
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,320
just finding us and it's been
three years yeah so we we only

657
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,960
have so much of A reach I guess
I.

658
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,440
Just got a call on the radio.
Do you guys remember a guy named

659
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,880
Rod?
He would call sometimes.

660
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,840
He was from Grand Bend.
He gave us free T-shirts from

661
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,880
Grand Bend.
Yeah.

662
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,400
Which I still.
Yeah, Rod, I just went through

663
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,240
my closet and I still have them.
Yes, I remember.

664
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,280
Just called me at country 104
saying I hope this is the

665
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,440
foreman I'm thinking of Yep,
that blah blah, blah, blah, blah

666
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,280
and give it it was like, yes,
Rod, I know I remember you find

667
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,480
gosh, you finally found me.
Holy shit.

668
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,080
And he said he he's been
listening to the podcast.

669
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,480
Apparently not that closely 0.
Well, thank you.

670
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,880
That's.
Great, yes.

671
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,360
Glad to hear about Rod.
I'm glad he I hope he's doing

672
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,120
OK.
Yeah, he's great.

673
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:10,719
Yeah, great.
So thank you.

674
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,560
So how much, Rod?
We now have a couple of voice

675
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,280
memos because none of us have
listened to either of them.

676
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,480
No, we don't know them.
So how about the one that you

677
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,080
can easily send through to us at
underwhelming.ca?

678
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,360
There was a little box in the
corner, which is what Erica

679
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,639
Vincent has done.
Our our realtor friend realtor.

680
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,159
Erica Vincent.
OK.

681
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,159
Guys, I don't know if I'm doing
this right or not.

682
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,239
I may have just sent you 3 voice
memos, I'm not sure.

683
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:42,480
But anyway, I listened to your
podcast today and watched the

684
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,880
YouTube video of the reading of
Kia Pete which was quite funny.

685
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,199
I don't usually watch the
YouTube video but that was worth

686
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:54,199
it.
But I'm now inspired to.

687
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,120
See if I can find that book for
my nephew for Christmas.

688
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,520
He goes to French first language
school and I'm trying to decide

689
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,800
if his parents would kill me or
not.

690
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,840
So anyway, thanks for the
inspiration.

691
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,000
No.
They'll love it.

692
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,760
They'll love you.
They'll love it.

693
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,680
No.
Yes.

694
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,200
They'll love it.
They will love.

695
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,160
That I remember my sister got
Kendall a book years ago and

696
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,000
it's called I Need a New Butt.
And it was.

697
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,560
It's hysterical and it's the and
it is all about farting and how

698
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,040
there's a crack in the back and
it's broken and I need a new

699
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,680
butt.
And it's a very funny butt.

700
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,600
Great butt.
That's a great.

701
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,000
Butt so Kia Pete highly
recommend.

702
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah, highly recommend.
With sound effects.

703
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,720
Oh yeah, I mean, that's the best
part.

704
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,880
OK, But also now we have a sound
effect from Nick, OK, who also

705
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,600
wrote Keep up the good work.
By the way, it's great that you

706
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,120
guys are all back together.
I miss hearing you in my morning

707
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,040
commute.
But listen to this in the

708
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,040
morning then.
Sure, yes, yeah, that would be a

709
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,000
good idea.
OK.

710
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,800
And so here we go from Nick.
It was a first time voice noter,

711
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,000
by the way.
So thank you.

712
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,040
Yeah, hopefully this will
encourage more.

713
00:35:55,240 --> 00:36:01,080
Hey Dave, Rachel Dorman listen
to podcast episode 77 there.

714
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,800
And you're talking about rapid
transit bus lanes.

715
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,200
So I was looking at the, I was
thinking about the bus lane on

716
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,440
starting your Rd. at Wonderland
where they've got the, the

717
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,920
dedicated bus to our left turn
lane there.

718
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,520
And I have never seen a bus in
that lane and I've driven that

719
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,240
road.
We're doing some.

720
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,480
Construction at Western.
University, I've driven that

721
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:29,840
road five days a week for like 3
weeks in a row and you see a bus

722
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,000
in that lane maybe twice a day.
But you see the left turn lane

723
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,680
of regular traffic backed up all
the way back to that that

724
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,720
intersection just before that
Wonderland there.

725
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:44,080
And I just don't understand the
point of it at all.

726
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,800
All.
Right.

727
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,360
Well, that's a part of.
The city that I avoid like the

728
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,240
plague.
I don't understand it either I.

729
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,280
Know anywhere?
Well, yeah, Wonderland N is a

730
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,800
parking lot at the best of
times.

731
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,280
I've never seen a bus in that
lane either.

732
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:07,160
But I recently had a bus turn
left onto King Street what I

733
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,640
thought was the wrong way.
But then I remembered, Oh yeah,

734
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,520
the buses go the wrong way down
King Street now.

735
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,240
And that's jarring.
And they have their own signals,

736
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,760
so they just go.
Yeah, they just go yeah.

737
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,440
And they?
Bomb it down there, by the way.

738
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,560
Yeah, it's jarring and
confusing.

739
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,320
And if you're not from here and
you don't know that, that would

740
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,800
be like, Oh my God, what's?
Happening but people not from

741
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,560
here turn left on King Street
you're.

742
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,400
The Wrong way.
Oh, not from here.

743
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,720
Have already turned off this
podcast.

744
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,880
As soon as this bus discussion,
you don't.

745
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,880
Need it.
I guess you really don't need to

746
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,240
worry about that.
That's true.

747
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:55,200
How's the Bedford Ferry coming
along 3?

748
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,080
I would like to tell you the
saying Grandfather used to tell

749
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,400
me what is it now.
Red sky in the morning, Sailors

750
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,720
take warning.
Red sky at night, sailors

751
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,280
delight.
Well, that makes no sense.

752
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,280
Why would we have a red?
Why would we have a red sky this

753
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,000
morning when we have a freezing
rain warning?

754
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,440
That makes sense.
You just watch it.

755
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,400
Red sky in the morning.
Sailors take warning.