Normally I Would Try And Pizza... - Powered by Calves for a Cause! (Ep. 109)

0:00 Foreman had me on the radio yesterday. Yeah, I don't know, Dave. Made his Live Heart FM debut be. Sure that I. Was on the radio and. You right away when I saw. You have full of autonomy to accept or decline a call from Heart FM. Yeah, you chose to accept. Calling and I went. Well, you called him. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I saw it and I went, I'll answer that. So I just went yes. Oh my gosh, so funny. You got forming here on 104.7 Heart FM and oh you know, before I forget got. AI love that music. Got to make one call here.

0:40 Yes, Happy birthday to you. Please don't sing. Happy birthday, David. Thank you for a man. I got you the gift of being live on the radio. Oh, great. And I'm sorry we missed you. But you know, Dan and Marcy announce birthdays and anniversaries and celebrations every weekday morning at 7:50 and we just missed you, so I wanted to make sure you got on this afternoon. Well, thank you for that and I charge for any on air appearances now. OK, I'll, I'll, I'll send an invoice via Burns Communications. OK, you'll get my bill.

1:24 Have a lovely afternoon. Thank you. Well, this is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that's like snow in Florida. An unexpected sloppy mess. Yeah, that's crazy. My mom's in Florida. Like just arriving off a cruise right now. Fast. Diving. Yeah. Really bad diving like I hope you enjoyed the islands because very. Bad. Diving. I saw the plane hockey on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I know. Just. Really. Insane. Wow. The only way you get rid of snow in New Orleans in January, or Florida for that matter, is to let it melt they.

2:08 Know on Bourbon Street enough people will pee or vomit on it all that's. True, I've seen, I've seen that. What it's like that's. Right it is. It is. I turned on the Bourbon Street and the first thing I saw was a man faced down on the in the middle of the road, flat out out of it. That's Bourbon Street. It smells like puke and urine. It indulges. It does. But, you know, enjoy. Mardy makes me want to go there. Yeah, Mardy Gras. Yeah, yeah, Mardy Gras. Anyway, this is we are Dave, Rachel the Foreman. This is our podcast, which, by the way, is brought to you by Cows for A Cause. Yes, the annual charity sale hosted at the Canadian Dairy Expo in Stratford this April, raising funds for the Children's Health Foundation.

2:58 Cows for A Cause has been behind this podcast for a long time, so we literally since the start of the podcast when we appreciate their support. Yes, and the the Expo in Stratford is growing in their space there has been generously donated, so they are trying to keep their consignments to the best 40 calves they can find and so they're working to assemble. Like very many like, there's the. Top 40, So any high end show calf yeah or genomic giant that you might be able to provide. Just any calves. Rachel, that's what I'm saying, that's they've really pared it down and it's the cream of the crop. Yeah, and it's unique sale because this gets showcased to while you're in Stratford in person and online and they have a catalog that goes out all over North America, like 20,000 people. Look at these 40 calves.

3:48 Amazing. They are the best of the best. They are the best of the best, not just any calves. And we're going to be in their catalog too. We're going to have an ad in their catalog this year, which is just saying, guys. Pretty exciting. Lots of rivals look for us in the capital. Tell your friends about Doug, Yeah. You can't buy us. No, we're not we. Got a second? Maybe you could? Yeah, you might be able to. Yeah, maybe. We're absolutely for sale, yeah. Thanks to Cash for God for sponsoring this high quality podcast. It's time now for a new segment called What's Going On with Dave? Do we have any music for that Foreman? No, because that's what he always talks about. I know you talk about what's going on with Rachel. I talk about what's going on before. But yeah, I feel like.

4:36 There's never mind. I feel like there's a couple of things that I, I need to sort of update you on because when you do a radio show and it's a daily radio show, you come in the next day and you go, well, here's what happened. Or you come in a week after your, you come back from vacation, you go, well, you won't believe. Remember I told you about this? Here's and, and because we record this, you know, weekly and because I'm pretty much ancient, I forget everything. So I just wanted to give you an update because we talked about in our lead up to Christmas how my wife had instructed me to that she wanted a bras.

5:20 Yes, right. I forgot about that. Same for Christmas. Right. You were going to update us on what's going on, OK. I think you specifically said, Rachel. Well, I need to know. I need. To know how that pans out, yeah. You do that pans out just. Because we forgot doesn't mean we didn't need to know. Yeah, I'm still interested. So that's what's going on with Dave. I wanted to give you a little update on the bra situation. So she not only wanted a regular bra which I know nothing about, she wanted a sports bra, which I I know even less about. You didn't even know existed. No, I didn't even know what. That was, yeah. So. Different kinds. So after we had after we did the podcast and Rachel, I thought you brought a few very good points forward, if you pardon the expression when we talk about bras.

6:07 As the as the lone woman here, yes. As the lone woman. Might know more about bras. Than you brought some things forward and one of them was it's not, it's not easy for a woman to shop for a bra, let alone a man. So I did some, you know, and, and I enlisted the help of my daughter and. She was, she loved. That I know I know she's she's actually not bad with stuff like that. She immediately I said, well, your mom wants bras, but I have no idea what size she is so, you know, poop into the bedroom. She comes out like I already did this. I already I looked I don't even know where to look for a size on a bra. I have no idea.

6:50 OK, there's tag. She tells me I would start with the tag. Here's her here's her size. You just got to get her a couple of I'm like, yeah, but I really feel like every place is a little different. You can't just generic. Every brand of bra is a little different. And then I said, what do you do about a sports variety? She goes just buy or a medium. OK. Just fire a medium. That's all that with our intricate the sizing is for regular bras. Sports bras are small, medium and large. Most of the time, yes. Yeah. Because they're stretchier. And it's more like a tank top fit kind of, I mean like a crops tank top kind of, you know. Yeah, they're kind of different. The more you know. I have benched after having that discussion with you on the podcast.

7:36 I had a discussion with my wife on Black Friday as as luck would have it, and she goes, well, it can't be that hard. I said, well it's not that easy. To find a job for you, Yeah. Well, it's just that every place and, and I don't know what it's like for you, Rachel, but for my wife, she really doesn't want to go in and get measured and she really doesn't want to go through all of that hassle just find me. So anyway, I, I was able to purchase a couple of bras that were already sized out. We had figured out the size. I I ordered them online. Click. Click click which I. Love which I. Love. Was it the same brand as what she had? No, but it worked out very well.

8:19 They worked out everybody. Everybody was happy. Everything worked out well. And then I got a medium sports bra and I went, I'm in, I can't lose. Except the medium sports bras was not what you wanted. So it got the right bras, but not the medium well. That's actually I'm I'm impressed that you got the right regular bras. Well, basically, I paid too much. She basically said you paid too much for this bra. I can go to Costco and I can get three in a package at Costco sports bras for And she was right, Kirkland. Bras. They fit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if that's what fit you like. Package for me for way less than I I paid for one.

8:59 Yeah. Why are you asking me to get these things for you if you know? Know where you're going to get them from anyway, just. Tell me to get. Them there, buying bras is hard. Like I can't buy the country ones. My boobs are way too big. Look, that's not holding anything up. That's not holding anything in. Still nothing like the Kirkland bras. Yeah. Oh, you can't deal with them. That's not helping me at all. Oh listen, I can. Put them on, but they're not going to do much. She told me foreman to do your research and then tells me well you can just you get 3 in a package. Dummy. Yeah, well, that's all it took. Then the I, like you, assume that she wouldn't want those ones if she wants you to do research and all the other things. Right, she's telling you that's how it works. Secondly, I'm.

9:44 Impressed you got the right regular, just whatever. Everybody was, we were all happy. I didn't care because it was over with, OK? And that made me happy. So you know, we that's your. Whole life. Like, can this be over yet? Yeah. Every back one sports bra got 3 for way less the price. Yeah, and everybody's happy. 2nd this past as we record this this past weekend. As you know, I routinely go visit a friend at Anderson's on a weekly basis. We're in the mug club, we go, we have. Anderson Ale? Yeah, it's a beer place. A craft beverage, maybe 2 because we're, you know, every trying to lose weight. So we're not not as much so and anyway, a gentleman and this really bothers me because I know I'm loud, but I think I'm getting louder because I think maybe as as I age, I can't hear you think, oh boy, maybe maybe because right now do you?

10:44 Think it's the flaps on your hat maybe? Could be or what? I don't know, do you think it's the years of wearing headphones all day every day and having to the point? When? Two people shared the same room as you. We couldn't tell if the music was coming from the speakers on the wall or just your headphones on the desk. I know it could be. It could. Be true. That is true. We're we're having a conversation, you know, my friend and I and and and Jan is there my wife and just really nice guy says to me. He shouts at me, although I didn't think he shouted because I can't hear anymore.

11:27 He says Dave. Oh boy. He knows. Yeah, Yeah, Yes. Are you Dave? You. You are Dave. I've been coming. I come in here all the time. And I know you come in here all the time. I've been wanting to. I've never met you. And here you are. I want to buy you a beer. And I went actually. We're. Just and we're just like, we were just wrapping up. We're just getting ready to leave, so they have a board at Anderson where you can buy somebody a, a beer, you write down from Dave to Rachel, from Foreman to Dave. OK, that's nice.

12:11 You can write it down on the board, he says. Well, I still want to buy you a beer. I loved your radio show with Rachel and Foreman. It's not the same since you left. I don't, you know, and I don't, I don't have a stake in that nor, you know, I nor. That's a personal. Opinion this. Is a different people. I think they're. Doing a great job. I'm just repeating what he said to me, but he also said he's a huge fan of the podcast. Oh, really? Yes, he listens. To me, thank you so. Much so I don't. I didn't want to forget. That's why I bring it up. Shout out to Mike. MM. Who? Thank you. And then he wrote. He said, I can't buy a beer now. If you won't take a beer now, I'm buying you one. So the next time I go in, I have a beer on Mike. Isn't that nice?

12:55 That's so. Nice. It's super. It's extra nice of him to do that because part of the offer of buying someone a beer. Yes. Is to then sit down and drink it with them and have the conversation, which you refused. No, and I say Mike, you're better served by changing from Mike to Dave than to Mike to Foreman and Rachel. No, that's not, that's not what I said. That's not what I I. Think that's what's. Happening. I actually kind of thought that too. I'm like, oh he's going to be bummed that he can't sit and chat with you for. A bit and. Still bought you a beer, which I think is very. I'll tell you what. And then my friend said I've seen him in here before.

13:36 Now, Mike, if you've been in there before and you didn't hear me, it's because I'm getting old and I can't hear, I guess. And so I thought. You were going to say that Mike came over to yell at you because you were yelling and you were being too loud? No, I thought we were going to. I can't hear things. Mike come because my friend said I've seen him. He comes in with a couple of growlers, gets them filled. He doesn't stay for a beer for man. Ohh, he doesn't. Well, he. Just comes in to buy his beer. He buys his beer. Oh, the guy who never stays for a beer was finally going to actually stay for one. Because that's what you think. Anyway, Mike, I appreciated you buying. I haven't had my beer yet, Although by the time you hear this I you may have.

14:19 I'm pretty sure I enjoyed. It no it better not be on the board shave. There every Saturday. At what time, Dave? I'm not. Going to broadcast. That, finally, what's up with Dave is. Oh, there's more. Wow, just you have a whole life happening over. There, I had a birthday yesterday, yes. Happy birthday, Dave. Very much as we record this, not yesterday as you hear this. Right. Yeah, Thanks. The. 21st Thanks for the call, Foreman. Foreman, call me. Thank you, Rachel for remembering my birthday. Dutch from the Kinsman said. By the way, Dave, he, he, he got you a gift but then unfortunately drank it all. So we need to let him know where he can drop off his keg gift card for you. Oh yeah, give it to Rachel.

15:03 I'll take that. Thank you. So I got I got some wonderful gifts on my birthday, but none better than what I'm about to show you here. Oh, I hope it's that hat. Oh, you got happy. Happy nuts make his picture that put it away. That's why he's falling. Today. Happy nuts. That's why he's in such a good mood. Comfort. Comfort cream for me. Happy nuts, yeah. And what's the review on Happy Nuts? I don't know. I haven't opened it yet. I haven't. Taken the thing off. Yet I haven't done anything with it. I got I only, I only unwrapped my happy nuts. I just unwrapped my happy nuts yesterday so.

15:45 Do you know what? I saved it on Amazon on my Amazon wishlist in case for the next time I need to buy something for Jeremy. Hey. Look, if you're looking for something for the man in your life, give them happy nuts. What is deodorant for your balls, right? Anyway, it says, actually I think it is not necessarily, but kind of apply a small amount to your nuts, flies or any area that experiences wetness, odor or chafing. So, OK, well, so. There it is. Now here's the thing. I got this wonderful gift from my daughter. Should I be concerned? Oh my God that's hilarious. Does she listen to our podcast I. Don't think so. I didn't think she did.

16:26 She thinks it's funny now until you get her the female equivalent later. I'm just really delighted that I somehow she got my sense of humor. I'm very happy. When your kids turn out funny, that's the fucking best. This is due to underwhelming demand with Dave Rachel inform in the podcast. That's like January. You're thrilled, you're delighted, you're elated. You're ecstatic when it ends. Yeah. Am I? Right. Yeah, Yeah, this January has been. So it's like cold and gross and.

17:12 God, do you think? Yeah, you. Think you know what else I couldn't wait to have End is my hockey practice last week. You're getting better. Actually, you're getting better. What do you mean? Ohh, it's segues. Did you not at home at Segways? No, I didn't prove last. Week, actually. Very good at segues. Thank you. Yes, hockey. Well need to know more because so. Far, you haven't proved anything to us. You put up photo around, it's gone everywhere. The photo was supposedly proving how you were playing hockey, but no, it was you standing in your house dressed as a hockey player, not a photo. Playing hockey that was I thought was great and tend to steal that photo for something, I'm not sure what.

17:57 Yes, because. We weren't the only ones that noticed that. Jimbo even left us a message to say. OK, so you finally got your hockey equipment on. This doesn't show that you actually went to the arena and participate this. Am I correct? David Foreman Yes, you are correct, Jimbo. OK, yes. So it's a closed practice. We do not allow spectators. So no one came in. Nobody was. Well, it's not really. I just tell Karina, I tell people they're like, when is it? I'm like, it's a closed practice. You can't come. And they're like, oh, and people just believe me, so that's fine. But nobody's there. It's not a closed practice. Actually, no one girl's husband and kid were there, but I don't know who they are. Yeah, that was it.

18:38 They were the only other people in the arena because we were the only. We were the last group, I think. What time do you play at? 9:00 on a Friday, 9:00 PM Yeah 9. O'clock on a Friday. Late. Like I had a nap on the couch. Like I fell asleep on the couch before I left. So the ice time closed. My eyes, it's. The ice time they couldn't even give away because no one wants it. Yes. That's like the only time we could get. Your arena? Is it cold in the arena or? You know, I mean, it's an arena. I played, I played hockey at Ferguson Arena, which is in the South end in Old South, and I used to play hockey at like 9:30 at night, yes, which was it never worked on me. Now Thursday never worked well with the morning show format. Because no try to.

19:21 Try to sleep after you played hockey? Impossible. Well, yeah, I was. I was. Well, you're wired. My feet were hurting, Hurting like a motherfucker, but they hurt so badly. Yeah. The bottoms of my feet because. I am not a skater. Yeah, they I and I think I'm going to put inserts into them. I'm going. I'm going again in 2 days from this recording so I'll have more to tell you. Next week I will try and get someone to take a video of me on the ice. It is not. I am not good. So. I'm not horrible, but I'm not. I'm one of the worst. You know, you're not horrible. Well, I mean, I can skate. I didn't fall over. Or are you basing it on some of the other women? No, they're most of them are, you know what happened in the middle of the night?

20:08 Because I was, I was going with a bunch of friends who have never played or haven't played in years. But there are some girls there who are hockey players. And they know what they're doing. And they know what they're friggin doing. They can skate backwards for crying out loud. Again, it should not be allowed on the Learn to Skate team. Exactly. Like, what are you doing here anyway? So I'm kind of standing with them, but I didn't know it. So my one friend comes over. She's like, Rachel, what are you doing with all the hockey players? And I looked at them. I'm like, are you the the hockey players? Like, why am I over here? They're like, what? I don't know. Were you a forward or a defence? Person OK, we didn't play a game. How many goals we didn't play a game? How many goals did you score? One, it was in the net because the goalie kind of moved and like didn't try and save it, so I went in. There we go.

20:55 OK. So. I man, there's a. Lot of things. That. It's mostly me flailing around. So the first thing they did was they're like, OK, everybody who can stop on skates go to that end. If you can't stop, is. This your coach? Yes, go to the other end, go to this end. Half of us could stop, half couldn't. So I go to the can't stop. And so we she kind of teaches us how. Got to the end. I run into the boards with my hands, which is difficult when you're holding a stick because you only have one hand. So that's tricky. Wow. So so she's teaching us how to stop and I'm like, OK, because normally I would either try them pizza or run into the boards.

21:43 That's those are my options. You know, like on skis. Pizza stop. Pizza. No, it's called a snow plow. That's a pizza that that no one has ever called it. People call it that. No, they don't. Yes. They do they pizza. Pizza. It's a snow plow. That's like on the ice, pizza on the ice. That is a new one. It's not new. I'm going to write that down in my diary. OK. You guys, I don't know where you're hearing or not hearing things, Rachel. Told us a very funny joke. To knowing when you ski and it's never called pizza. You call it pizza when you're in the chalet afterwards. But no. OK, anyway, that's what I what you are doing. That's what I was doing, but otherwise I would run it. So now I'm trying to.

22:29 Like number by the way, what what number you don't? Have a number, I have a plane. -2. We are getting I hate you guys. Listen, I'm trying something new. What have you guys tried recently other than buying bras for the opposite gender? Yeah, exactly. That's something new. That's a good one. Yeah, you try. It stopping is is tricky and then what I also find is trying to stay in one spot is tricky. Like I prefer just moving, just keep on. Moving because staying. Still to listen to instructions or whatever, sometimes we have to say I like just slide around. I'm like, where am I?

23:11 I'm going to be in the middle of the circle in a minute. Like I can't and then I have to try and back up. That's part of the. Probably not being able to pizza. Well, I couldn't, so I started like just digging my heel into the ice with one foot and just kind of hold. That's kind of holding me in place. But how do you do? That How do you stay? I don't know what to tell you. I just wish I could well. It's hard when they angle the ice like that, isn't it? It's right, yeah. It's almost like it's not even. Yeah, I feel like it's a slanted surface maybe. I don't know. So that and then like stick handling a puck is is hard. That's not easy. How? I don't know how much these. Little boys, I got 2 little boys that live next door. They're very good at it.

23:54 How much stick handling happened did you do not a? Lot. Not a lot, and so the whole thing. Is that because you couldn't stay still I. Couldn't because you try and move the stick from one side of the puck to the other and as soon as you move it once the puck goes down to the end of the ice. Am I right or am I? Right. The puck is staying still, but then I keep going and I'm like, wait, hold on. I got to get the puck. OK? Oh my, I'm, I'm sliding. So I, I was getting braver. Here's the good things that I did. I was getting braver with skating and skating faster and harder because I had the equipment on. So I felt better about that in case I fell, which I didn't. But doing other things while doing that is you're.

24:35 Suggesting you have the padding to withstand a fall. I mean, I didn't want to fall, but because I wasn't sure how I'd get back. But you had reached. The stage. Where if I do fall, I'm good. Yeah, yes, I'm sorry. I accepted that. I misunderstood. That is a big. That was one of the things what our kids did. Some learn to skate programs in Halifax. It's one of the biggest things they're teaching them is like everybody fall and here's how to properly get back up again. Here's. How to get back? Up. I don't know if I fall how to get up. If you fall near the. Board, scoot to the side and pull myself up on the. Board, that's what I was wondering. OK, All right. Well, you'll have to deal with that when that happens. Yeah, anyway, so you were brave. Enough to fall, but you didn't fall.

25:17 Right. OK. Well, I guess I was brave enough. I'd really didn't want to, OK, but I was, I was OK with it. If I how? Long was the How long was the game? It was 50 minutes of skills. We didn't play a game. Any aches or pains? No, I felt OK. I stretched out my legs, my calves. I'm like using muscles I didn't know I had. My feet hurt but they felt better once I took the skates off so I think I might put like insoles in them. Are your skates the right size? I think so. They measured me at Hermes. I don't know. How do I know? It's hard to fit, even if they're the right size. It's hard to fit anything extra in there though. Yeah, well, we'll see. I don't know.

25:58 My feet really hurt on the bottom and actually sit. It was 50 minutes, but I only played for 40 because then I quit. I was like, I'm just going to sit on the bench. And I was about to read some of these very inspiring messages that you've been sent listen to. Now the. Woman who quit early. To the woman who quit, I quit early with the goalie who was sitting with me. She was already on the bench. And then I thought, I'm just going to go join her. I'm just going to go sit down. My feet are killing me. Now I would like to hear some new messages from some of these people now that we know all this information because Franz had said right on. Way to go, Rachel, that's awesome. I've always believed that you can do whatever where you put your mind to, but.

26:40 Only for, but only for 40 minutes. Exactly. Yes, yeah, here on. Headset Rachel, I loved hearing about your women's Hockey League adventure. Thank you for showing all the elder millennial women listening that it's never too late to be brave and try something new. Yes, for 40 minutes. I hope you enjoy the experience and we hear all about the good, the bad and the funny of it on the podcast I'll be carrying you on. Yeah, OK. Thank you. Yes. Well, good. I believe that. I believe you're never too old to learn something new. I, I, my dad has modeled that for me. He's tried new things throughout his life a lot. Even Dave, you started running in your 50s and now you're, you're a runner, right? So I think that's you are never too old to try something. Much of one, but yes, I am.

27:21 Yes, but you can do it and you do it, you know, it's just. Still do it. I usually don't quit after 40 minutes. Well, just saying. Well, fine. I mean, to be honest, when I go running, I'm usually done by 40 minutes, so yeah. OK, all right, piss off for me. Piss off for me. I also don't know if I'm a righty or a lefty because I took a right-handed stick but I it wasn't that comfortable so I think I might be a lefty. After 40 minutes, you didn't figure that out. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

28:10 This is a podcast that, by the way, is perfect to take with you if you're heading South on vacation. Take us right with you. Stick us in your carry on. As a matter of fact, we beg you to take us. It is so cold here. Please let me get out of here. We. Beg you. But if magical mystery food arrives at your doorstep, would you take it indoors? Magical mystery fit Depends on who it's from. Are you talking about a pizza? Because that's a magical no, that's a magic. That's not a mystery food. Like a delivery bag of food from a restaurant. Which?

28:50 Would have been delivered by. Uber Eat. DoorDash or Uber Eats or Skip the Dishes, whichever right and is left in a sealed up bag in front of your door. You didn't. Order. You don't know where it was supposed to go. You don't know which app delivered. What that to me, that to me and and I know most people I think plan their meals even if they plan it just two hours before or whatever. So if something like that arrives at your door, it can throw your dinner plans off. But what the hell? I would. Yes, I am all in. Yes.

29:31 I don't know what's in there, but I'm like, sign me up. Yeah, I'm. Bringing it inside, we don't. Even look inside, I don't know what, I don't know what's going to what your story is, but you, you, somebody dropped a bag of food off at the door. Do we look and see what it is or do we just go? We're not eating what we have planned. Put the bag in the middle of the table. Get the dish. I wouldn't. I don't know if I'd eat it. You would eat it. Oh yeah, absolutely. Why you? Wouldn't eat it, Rachel. I would well, I know my neighbors. I would assume that that bag would was supposed to go to one of my neighbors. So I would text the ones who I you're gonna. Canvas the neighborhood. Oh my. Well, I'd be like, hey, I have your food here or whatever. Like I'm surprised it doesn't have an address on it where you know like for for instance, if you get the wrong Amazon package, you know where it's supposed to. That's different.

30:23 You go, there's a label on it, but often times on food like that, I don't know if. There's not even a receipt. No, OK, no. Perfect. Because you're asking me to, you know, like you're now saying, well, I can't Donald Trump this, you know, like, and just take it and, and scarf it down. Mine. Yeah, mine. Canada Gulf of Mexico mine. Mine. A whole, a whole ocean body my. I don't know. So you would in fact go, well, could be the neighbors. Yeah, you'd probably catch. Them first. Maybe we should knock on a few doors in the cold. I don't know if I'd knock on their doors, I would text them the ones that I had info for, like the two right beside me and then that might be it.

31:06 And then if no, if it's not theirs, I'd probably eat it. OK, so you would probably. Because it's not there. It's gonna go bad. It's probably it's cold. I don't know. The person really doesn't. Unless I can get it to them quickly, they don't. They probably don't want it. As you know the neighbor beside me. If you get hers, you're definitely eating it, even if you know it's hers. Well, you know that or I either spit in it and drop it off at her door. I don't know one or the other like I don't know. Right. Yeah, if you gave it to her, she wouldn't even need it. She'd be like it's. Spoiled. I'm just dropping it at the door. Hit the doorbell and run. Yeah, easy. Yeah, well, I. Mean I essentially, if that happened, that's a that to me is like, I don't know what I'm having. This is like mystery food night.

31:49 I'd be all over. That yeah, that's like a yeah, yes, you eat that food. Of course you eat the food. The restaurant doesn't want it back because it'll go in the garbage. The delivery company can't change the and take it to the correct address because they can't use that food still anymore. And believe me, who whoever ordered the food is calling is either calling a DoorDash or Uber Eats to go. Where's my food? Yeah, right. They're making it. Again, anyway, you don't have to worry exactly. And at this time of the year, it's been kept cold, so it's not going to go bad, right? Well, it's not warm till. Is it supposed to be a warm meal? I I don't know, because we discovered this mid afternoon on Saturday at our door, it was a big old bag of bar burrito and it was, you know, a lot of that.

32:41 Burritos. Oh, OK, yeah, I'm actually. Not familiar. With bar burrito, but that sounds there are two. Burritos, burritos in there, a giant Taco salad. They got X they got they got the upgrades of the guacamole and and a pineapple salsa and it was good stuff. OK, If we had ordered from there, it would have been way less food. Like this was an expensive order. OK. Wow. So you brought it in. You, you. You felt sorry for it. Brought it in into the warmth. Yeah, I. Turned the oven off, took the potatoes out. Thank goodness I hadn't started the roast yet that I was planning. I was a little bit miffed because it was one night where I was actually had a real full good meal on the way.

33:25 Of course, good for you. Which is annoying. Yeah, well, you didn't have to make it. You saved it for another night. I mean, yeah, that's what we plopped on the table. Exactly what Taif said and and dug in. Wow. Is is this one? Is this what's in this burrito? Is your spicy? Is mine not? I don't know. We'll find out together, right? Fast. And that's a good Did everybody like? It sure, it was great. I mean it, we could have heated it up, but we didn't know how long it had been outside, right? It might have been there for quite a while. I don't know. Right. So. I've known the company like what you do. I don't know who even delivered you. You don't know. Why would you call? Well, I thought you put a sticker on it like from DoorDash or from Ubereats or whatever there's.

34:06 Just Barbarito stuff, but there's no. When they don't scan something in your order when you're at the grocery store, do you tell them Rachel? I have sometimes, sometimes not. I've started to do it because I feel bad. I'll be like, I think there's. Jalen Weston, What do you what I. Know, I'm worried about. I know. Yeah, Oh my goodness. Yeah, I just feel like it's, you know, it makes. Me feel like it's the right you. You are. Doing the right thing. And I salute you for doing the right thing, but I really want to slap you on the wrist and say don't do that. Just take the food. Take the food. In my mind, and I don't know how it works, so maybe you listening do know how it works, but in my mind, I don't.

34:48 I don't even feel bad for the restaurant because yeah, they'll end up making it again probably, but it's the delivery company's fault, so they should be the ones to reimburse the restaurant the cost for double the meals. And I don't care about the giant conglomerate delivery company. What I think would happen is that it would come out of the delivery persons like better not. Well, it shouldn't. Because they messed up and gave it to the wrong house it. Shouldn't. And I think it would because they don't make a lot of money at all. They really survive on their tips. So I think it would, I think they would penalize them. I don't think the company's taking. It can do when somebody like. I don't know, I don't know. You get a hold of Uber Eats and say hey, not me.

35:30 You'd have to call the restaurant maybe and be like, I didn't order. This. How many delivery companies does the restaurant use? I don't even know if they just sent out meals with DoorDash and skipped the dishes. Who? Who's to say which one even gave it to us? My guess, I mean, yeah, I don't know they would have a record if. We would have to let us know on this, but I say the right thing to do is eat the food. It's yours. It's not you. Haven't eat the food otherwise it's getting thrown out. The food will only get thrown out if we don't. Yeah, eat the food, I think. Doing the only logical thing. Eat the food. Tell. Me. I mean, I would try and see if somebody around me ordered it if I had time, but if I couldn't find out then I'm eating it. Eat the food and tell your friends on your podcast. That's what I say, exactly what you need to do. And whoever built that burrito I ate, by the way. Get some taste buds.

36:17 Oh my God, Like that was the blandest because there was no good. There was no sauce in it. It was just. Oh, so you didn't? Like it? It was so plain I had to add my own hot sauce. Probably. For a giant. That's how my kids order everything. No sauce, no flavor. What a hell, you know, pepper in it for God's sake. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast. We are Dave Rachel inform and you can find us at underwhelming.ca. Go to our website, check it out. There's, you know, there's stuff there. You can sign up for our newsletter. You can find out how to advertise on this podcast. It's good to have a sponsor because that helps us keep going.

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