Normally I Would Try And Pizza... - Powered by Calves for a Cause! (Ep. 109)

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Foreman had me on the radio
yesterday.

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Yeah, I don't know, Dave.
Made his Live Heart FM debut be.

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Sure that I.
Was on the radio and.

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You right away when I saw.
You have full of autonomy to

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accept or decline a call from
Heart FM.

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Yeah, you chose to accept.
Calling and I went.

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Well, you called him.
Oh.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I saw it and I went, I'll

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answer that.
So I just went yes.

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Oh my gosh, so funny.
You got forming here on 104.7

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Heart FM and oh you know, before
I forget got.

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AI love that music.
Got to make one call here.

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Yes, Happy birthday to you.
Please don't sing.

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Happy birthday, David.
Thank you for a man.

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I got you the gift of being live
on the radio.

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Oh, great.
And I'm sorry we missed you.

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But you know, Dan and Marcy
announce birthdays and

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anniversaries and celebrations
every weekday morning at 7:50

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and we just missed you, so I
wanted to make sure you got on

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this afternoon.
Well, thank you for that and I

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charge for any on air
appearances now.

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OK, I'll, I'll, I'll send an
invoice via Burns

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Communications.
OK, you'll get my bill.

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Have a lovely afternoon.
Thank you.

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Well, this is due to
underwhelming demand.

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The podcast that's like snow in
Florida.

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An unexpected sloppy mess.
Yeah, that's crazy.

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My mom's in Florida.
Like just arriving off a cruise

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right now.
Fast.

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Diving.
Yeah.

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Really bad diving like I hope
you enjoyed the islands because

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very.
Bad.

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Diving.
I saw the plane hockey on

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Bourbon Street in New Orleans.
I know.

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Just.
Really.

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Insane.
Wow.

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The only way you get rid of snow
in New Orleans in January, or

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Florida for that matter, is to
let it melt they.

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Know on Bourbon Street enough
people will pee or vomit on it

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all that's.
True, I've seen, I've seen that.

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What it's like that's.
Right it is.

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It is.
I turned on the Bourbon Street

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and the first thing I saw was a
man faced down on the in the

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middle of the road, flat out out
of it.

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That's Bourbon Street.
It smells like puke and urine.

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It indulges.
It does.

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But, you know, enjoy.
Mardy makes me want to go there.

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Yeah, Mardy Gras.
Yeah, yeah, Mardy Gras.

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Anyway, this is we are Dave,
Rachel the Foreman.

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This is our podcast, which, by
the way, is brought to you by

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Cows for A Cause.
Yes, the annual charity sale

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hosted at the Canadian Dairy
Expo in Stratford this April,

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raising funds for the Children's
Health Foundation.

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Cows for A Cause has been behind
this podcast for a long time, so

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we literally since the start of
the podcast when we appreciate

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their support.
Yes, and the the Expo in

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Stratford is growing in their
space there has been generously

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donated, so they are trying to
keep their consignments to the

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best 40 calves they can find and
so they're working to assemble.

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Like very many like, there's
the.

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Top 40, So any high end show
calf yeah or genomic giant that

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you might be able to provide.
Just any calves.

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Rachel, that's what I'm saying,
that's they've really pared it

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down and it's the cream of the
crop.

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Yeah, and it's unique sale
because this gets showcased to

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while you're in Stratford in
person and online and they have

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a catalog that goes out all over
North America, like 20,000

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people.
Look at these 40 calves.

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Amazing.
They are the best of the best.

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They are the best of the best,
not just any calves.

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And we're going to be in their
catalog too.

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We're going to have an ad in
their catalog this year, which

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is just saying, guys.
Pretty exciting.

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Lots of rivals look for us in
the capital.

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Tell your friends about Doug,
Yeah.

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You can't buy us.
No, we're not we.

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Got a second?
Maybe you could?

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Yeah, you might be able to.
Yeah, maybe.

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We're absolutely for sale, yeah.
Thanks to Cash for God for

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sponsoring this high quality
podcast.

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It's time now for a new segment
called What's Going On with

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Dave?
Do we have any music for that

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Foreman?
No, because that's what he

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always talks about.
I know you talk about what's

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going on with Rachel.
I talk about what's going on

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before.
But yeah, I feel like.

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There's never mind.
I feel like there's a couple of

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things that I, I need to sort of
update you on because when you

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do a radio show and it's a daily
radio show, you come in the next

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day and you go, well, here's
what happened.

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Or you come in a week after
your, you come back from

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vacation, you go, well, you
won't believe.

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Remember I told you about this?
Here's and, and because we

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record this, you know, weekly
and because I'm pretty much

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ancient, I forget everything.
So I just wanted to give you an

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update because we talked about
in our lead up to Christmas how

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my wife had instructed me to
that she wanted a bras.

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Yes, right.
I forgot about that.

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Same for Christmas.
Right.

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You were going to update us on
what's going on, OK.

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I think you specifically said,
Rachel.

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Well, I need to know.
I need.

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To know how that pans out, yeah.
You do that pans out just.

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Because we forgot doesn't mean
we didn't need to know.

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Yeah, I'm still interested.
So that's what's going on with

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Dave.
I wanted to give you a little

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update on the bra situation.
So she not only wanted a regular

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bra which I know nothing about,
she wanted a sports bra, which I

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I know even less about.
You didn't even know existed.

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No, I didn't even know what.
That was, yeah.

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So.
Different kinds.

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So after we had after we did the
podcast and Rachel, I thought

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you brought a few very good
points forward, if you pardon

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the expression when we talk
about bras.

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As the as the lone woman here,
yes.

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As the lone woman.
Might know more about bras.

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Than you brought some things
forward and one of them was it's

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not, it's not easy for a woman
to shop for a bra, let alone a

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man.
So I did some, you know, and,

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and I enlisted the help of my
daughter and.

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She was, she loved.
That I know I know she's she's

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actually not bad with stuff like
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She immediately I said, well,
your mom wants bras, but I have

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no idea what size she is so, you
know, poop into the bedroom.

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She comes out like I already did
this.

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I already I looked I don't even
know where to look for a size on

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a bra.
I have no idea.

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OK, there's tag.
She tells me I would start with

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the tag.
Here's her here's her size.

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You just got to get her a couple
of I'm like, yeah, but I really

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feel like every place is a
little different.

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You can't just generic.
Every brand of bra is a little

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different.
And then I said, what do you do

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about a sports variety?
She goes just buy or a medium.

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OK.
Just fire a medium.

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That's all that with our
intricate the sizing is for

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regular bras.
Sports bras are small, medium

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and large.
Most of the time, yes.

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Yeah.
Because they're stretchier.

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And it's more like a tank top
fit kind of, I mean like a crops

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tank top kind of, you know.
Yeah, they're kind of different.

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The more you know.
I have benched after having that

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discussion with you on the
podcast.

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I had a discussion with my wife
on Black Friday as as luck would

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have it, and she goes, well, it
can't be that hard.

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I said, well it's not that easy.
To find a job for you, Yeah.

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Well, it's just that every place
and, and I don't know what it's

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like for you, Rachel, but for my
wife, she really doesn't want to

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go in and get measured and she
really doesn't want to go

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through all of that hassle just
find me.

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So anyway, I, I was able to
purchase a couple of bras that

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were already sized out.
We had figured out the size.

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I I ordered them online.
Click.

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Click click which I.
Love which I.

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Love.
Was it the same brand as what

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she had?
No, but it worked out very well.

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They worked out everybody.
Everybody was happy.

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Everything worked out well.
And then I got a medium sports

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bra and I went, I'm in, I can't
lose.

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Except the medium sports bras
was not what you wanted.

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So it got the right bras, but
not the medium well.

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That's actually I'm I'm
impressed that you got the right

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regular bras.
Well, basically, I paid too

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much.
She basically said you paid too

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much for this bra.
I can go to Costco and I can get

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three in a package at Costco
sports bras for And she was

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right, Kirkland.
Bras.

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They fit.
Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, if that's what fit you
like.

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Package for me for way less than
I I paid for one.

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Yeah.
Why are you asking me to get

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these things for you if you
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Know where you're going to get
them from anyway, just.

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Tell me to get.
Them there, buying bras is hard.

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Like I can't buy the country
ones.

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My boobs are way too big.
Look, that's not holding

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anything up.
That's not holding anything in.

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Still nothing like the Kirkland
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Yeah.
Oh, you can't deal with them.

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That's not helping me at all.
Oh listen, I can.

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Put them on, but they're not
going to do much.

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She told me foreman to do your
research and then tells me well

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you can just you get 3 in a
package.

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Dummy.
Yeah, well, that's all it took.

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Then the I, like you, assume
that she wouldn't want those

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ones if she wants you to do
research and all the other

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things.
Right, she's telling you that's

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how it works.
Secondly, I'm.

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Impressed you got the right
regular, just whatever.

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Everybody was, we were all
happy.

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I didn't care because it was
over with, OK?

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And that made me happy.
So you know, we that's your.

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Whole life.
Like, can this be over yet?

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Yeah.
Every back one sports bra got 3

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for way less the price.
Yeah, and everybody's happy. 2nd

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this past as we record this this
past weekend.

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As you know, I routinely go
visit a friend at Anderson's on

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a weekly basis.
We're in the mug club, we go, we

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have.
Anderson Ale?

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Yeah, it's a beer place.
A craft beverage, maybe 2

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because we're, you know, every
trying to lose weight.

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So we're not not as much so and
anyway, a gentleman and this

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really bothers me because I know
I'm loud, but I think I'm

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getting louder because I think
maybe as as I age, I can't hear

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you think, oh boy, maybe maybe
because right now do you?

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Think it's the flaps on your hat
maybe?

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Could be or what?
I don't know, do you think it's

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the years of wearing headphones
all day every day and having to

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the point?
When?

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Two people shared the same room
as you.

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We couldn't tell if the music
was coming from the speakers on

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the wall or just your headphones
on the desk.

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I know it could be.
It could.

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Be true.
That is true.

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We're we're having a
conversation, you know, my

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friend and I and and and Jan is
there my wife and just really

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nice guy says to me.
He shouts at me, although I

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didn't think he shouted because
I can't hear anymore.

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He says Dave.
Oh boy.

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He knows.
Yeah, Yeah, Yes.

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Are you Dave?
You.

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You are Dave.
I've been coming.

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I come in here all the time.
And I know you come in here all

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the time.
I've been wanting to.

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I've never met you.
And here you are.

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I want to buy you a beer.
And I went actually.

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We're.
Just and we're just like, we

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were just wrapping up.
We're just getting ready to

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leave, so they have a board at
Anderson where you can buy

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somebody a, a beer, you write
down from Dave to Rachel, from

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Foreman to Dave.
OK, that's nice.

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You can write it down on the
board, he says.

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Well, I still want to buy you a
beer.

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I loved your radio show with
Rachel and Foreman.

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It's not the same since you
left.

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I don't, you know, and I don't,
I don't have a stake in that

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nor, you know, I nor.
That's a personal.

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Opinion this.
Is a different people.

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I think they're.
Doing a great job.

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I'm just repeating what he said
to me, but he also said he's a

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huge fan of the podcast.
Oh, really?

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Yes, he listens.
To me, thank you so.

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Much so I don't.
I didn't want to forget.

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That's why I bring it up.
Shout out to Mike.

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MM.
Who?

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Thank you.
And then he wrote.

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He said, I can't buy a beer now.
If you won't take a beer now,

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I'm buying you one.
So the next time I go in, I have

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a beer on Mike.
Isn't that nice?

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That's so.
Nice.

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It's super.
It's extra nice of him to do

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that because part of the offer
of buying someone a beer.

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Yes.
Is to then sit down and drink it

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with them and have the
conversation, which you refused.

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No, and I say Mike, you're
better served by changing from

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Mike to Dave than to Mike to
Foreman and Rachel.

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No, that's not, that's not what
I said.

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That's not what I I.
Think that's what's.

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Happening.
I actually kind of thought that

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too.
I'm like, oh he's going to be

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bummed that he can't sit and
chat with you for.

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A bit and.
Still bought you a beer, which I

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think is very.
I'll tell you what.

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And then my friend said I've
seen him in here before.

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Now, Mike, if you've been in
there before and you didn't hear

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me, it's because I'm getting old
and I can't hear, I guess.

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And so I thought.
You were going to say that Mike

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came over to yell at you because
you were yelling and you were

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being too loud?
No, I thought we were going to.

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I can't hear things.
Mike come because my friend said

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I've seen him.
He comes in with a couple of

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growlers, gets them filled.
He doesn't stay for a beer for

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man.
Ohh, he doesn't.

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Well, he.
Just comes in to buy his beer.

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He buys his beer.
Oh, the guy who never stays for

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a beer was finally going to
actually stay for one.

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Because that's what you think.
Anyway, Mike, I appreciated you

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buying.
I haven't had my beer yet,

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Although by the time you hear
this I you may have.

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I'm pretty sure I enjoyed.
It no it better not be on the

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board shave.
There every Saturday.

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At what time, Dave?
I'm not.

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Going to broadcast.
That, finally, what's up with

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Dave is.
Oh, there's more.

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Wow, just you have a whole life
happening over.

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There, I had a birthday
yesterday, yes.

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Happy birthday, Dave.
Very much as we record this, not

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yesterday as you hear this.
Right.

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Yeah, Thanks.
The. 21st Thanks for the call,

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Foreman.
Foreman, call me.

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Thank you, Rachel for
remembering my birthday.

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Dutch from the Kinsman said.
By the way, Dave, he, he, he got

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you a gift but then
unfortunately drank it all.

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So we need to let him know where
he can drop off his keg gift

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card for you.
Oh yeah, give it to Rachel.

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I'll take that.
Thank you.

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So I got I got some wonderful
gifts on my birthday, but none

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better than what I'm about to
show you here.

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Oh, I hope it's that hat.
Oh, you got happy.

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Happy nuts make his picture that
put it away.

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That's why he's falling.
Today.

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Happy nuts.
That's why he's in such a good

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mood.
Comfort.

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Comfort cream for me.
Happy nuts, yeah.

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And what's the review on Happy
Nuts?

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I don't know.
I haven't opened it yet.

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I haven't.
Taken the thing off.

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Yet I haven't done anything with
it.

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I got I only, I only unwrapped
my happy nuts.

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I just unwrapped my happy nuts
yesterday so.

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Do you know what?
I saved it on Amazon on my

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Amazon wishlist in case for the
next time I need to buy

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something for Jeremy.
Hey.

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Look, if you're looking for
something for the man in your

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life, give them happy nuts.
What is deodorant for your

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balls, right?
Anyway, it says, actually I

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think it is not necessarily, but
kind of apply a small amount to

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your nuts, flies or any area
that experiences wetness, odor

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or chafing.
So, OK, well, so.

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There it is.
Now here's the thing.

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I got this wonderful gift from
my daughter.

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Should I be concerned?
Oh my God that's hilarious.

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Does she listen to our podcast
I.

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Don't think so.
I didn't think she did.

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She thinks it's funny now until
you get her the female

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equivalent later.
I'm just really delighted that I

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somehow she got my sense of
humor.

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I'm very happy.
When your kids turn out funny,

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that's the fucking best.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand with Dave Rachel inform
in the podcast.

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That's like January.
You're thrilled, you're

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delighted, you're elated.
You're ecstatic when it ends.

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Yeah.
Am I?

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Right.
Yeah, Yeah, this January has

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been.
So it's like cold and gross and.

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God, do you think?
Yeah, you.

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Think you know what else I
couldn't wait to have End is my

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hockey practice last week.
You're getting better.

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Actually, you're getting better.
What do you mean?

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Ohh, it's segues.
Did you not at home at Segways?

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No, I didn't prove last.
Week, actually.

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Very good at segues.
Thank you.

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Yes, hockey.
Well need to know more because

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so.
Far, you haven't proved anything

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to us.
You put up photo around, it's

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gone everywhere.
The photo was supposedly proving

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how you were playing hockey, but
no, it was you standing in your

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house dressed as a hockey
player, not a photo.

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Playing hockey that was I
thought was great and tend to

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steal that photo for something,
I'm not sure what.

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Yes, because.
We weren't the only ones that

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noticed that.
Jimbo even left us a message to

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say.
OK, so you finally got your

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hockey equipment on.
This doesn't show that you

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actually went to the arena and
participate this.

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Am I correct?
David Foreman Yes, you are

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correct, Jimbo.
OK, yes.

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So it's a closed practice.
We do not allow spectators.

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So no one came in.
Nobody was.

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Well, it's not really.
I just tell Karina, I tell

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people they're like, when is it?
I'm like, it's a closed

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practice.
You can't come.

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And they're like, oh, and people
just believe me, so that's fine.

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But nobody's there.
It's not a closed practice.

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Actually, no one girl's husband
and kid were there, but I don't

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know who they are.
Yeah, that was it.

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They were the only other people
in the arena because we were the

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only.
We were the last group, I think.

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What time do you play at?
9:00 on a Friday, 9:00 PM Yeah

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9.
O'clock on a Friday.

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Late.
Like I had a nap on the couch.

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Like I fell asleep on the couch
before I left.

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So the ice time closed.
My eyes, it's.

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The ice time they couldn't even
give away because no one wants

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it.
Yes.

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That's like the only time we
could get.

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Your arena?
Is it cold in the arena or?

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You know, I mean, it's an arena.
I played, I played hockey at

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Ferguson Arena, which is in the
South end in Old South, and I

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used to play hockey at like 9:30
at night, yes, which was it

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never worked on me.
Now Thursday never worked well

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with the morning show format.
Because no try to.

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Try to sleep after you played
hockey?

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Impossible.
Well, yeah, I was.

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I was.
Well, you're wired.

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My feet were hurting, Hurting
like a motherfucker, but they

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hurt so badly.
Yeah.

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The bottoms of my feet because.
I am not a skater.

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Yeah, they I and I think I'm
going to put inserts into them.

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I'm going.
I'm going again in 2 days from

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this recording so I'll have more
to tell you.

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Next week I will try and get
someone to take a video of me on

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the ice.
It is not.

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I am not good.
So.

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I'm not horrible, but I'm not.
I'm one of the worst.

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You know, you're not horrible.
Well, I mean, I can skate.

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I didn't fall over.
Or are you basing it on some of

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the other women?
No, they're most of them are,

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you know what happened in the
middle of the night?

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Because I was, I was going with
a bunch of friends who have

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never played or haven't played
in years.

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But there are some girls there
who are hockey players.

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And they know what they're
doing.

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And they know what they're
friggin doing.

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They can skate backwards for
crying out loud.

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Again, it should not be allowed
on the Learn to Skate team.

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Exactly.
Like, what are you doing here

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anyway?
So I'm kind of standing with

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them, but I didn't know it.
So my one friend comes over.

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She's like, Rachel, what are you
doing with all the hockey

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players?
And I looked at them.

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I'm like, are you the the hockey
players?

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Like, why am I over here?
They're like, what?

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I don't know.
Were you a forward or a defence?

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Person OK, we didn't play a
game.

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How many goals we didn't play a
game?

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How many goals did you score?
One, it was in the net because

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the goalie kind of moved and
like didn't try and save it, so

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I went in.
There we go.

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OK.
So.

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I man, there's a.
Lot of things.

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That.
It's mostly me flailing around.

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So the first thing they did was
they're like, OK, everybody who

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can stop on skates go to that
end.

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If you can't stop, is.
This your coach?

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Yes, go to the other end, go to
this end.

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Half of us could stop, half
couldn't.

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So I go to the can't stop.
And so we she kind of teaches us

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how.
Got to the end.

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I run into the boards with my
hands, which is difficult when

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you're holding a stick because
you only have one hand.

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So that's tricky.
Wow.

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So so she's teaching us how to
stop and I'm like, OK, because

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normally I would either try them
pizza or run into the boards.

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That's those are my options.
You know, like on skis.

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Pizza stop.
Pizza.

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No, it's called a snow plow.
That's a pizza that that no one

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has ever called it.
People call it that.

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No, they don't.
Yes.

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They do they pizza.
Pizza.

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It's a snow plow.
That's like on the ice, pizza on

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the ice.
That is a new one.

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It's not new.
I'm going to write that down in

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my diary.
OK.

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You guys, I don't know where
you're hearing or not hearing

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things, Rachel.
Told us a very funny joke.

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To knowing when you ski and it's
never called pizza.

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You call it pizza when you're in
the chalet afterwards.

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But no.
OK, anyway, that's what I what

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you are doing.
That's what I was doing, but

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otherwise I would run it.
So now I'm trying to.

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Like number by the way, what
what number you don't?

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Have a number, I have a plane.
-2.

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We are getting I hate you guys.
Listen, I'm trying something

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new.
What have you guys tried

456
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,800
recently other than buying bras
for the opposite gender?

457
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,120
Yeah, exactly.
That's something new.

458
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,160
That's a good one.
Yeah, you try.

459
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,880
It stopping is is tricky and
then what I also find is trying

460
00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:01,320
to stay in one spot is tricky.
Like I prefer just moving, just

461
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,920
keep on.
Moving because staying.

462
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,520
Still to listen to instructions
or whatever, sometimes we have

463
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,400
to say I like just slide around.
I'm like, where am I?

464
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,600
I'm going to be in the middle of
the circle in a minute.

465
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,320
Like I can't and then I have to
try and back up.

466
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,400
That's part of the.
Probably not being able to

467
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,880
pizza.
Well, I couldn't, so I started

468
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,480
like just digging my heel into
the ice with one foot and just

469
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,360
kind of hold.
That's kind of holding me in

470
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,040
place.
But how do you do?

471
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,560
That How do you stay?
I don't know what to tell you.

472
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,040
I just wish I could well.
It's hard when they angle the

473
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,800
ice like that, isn't it?
It's right, yeah.

474
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,040
It's almost like it's not even.
Yeah, I feel like it's a slanted

475
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,840
surface maybe.
I don't know.

476
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,440
So that and then like stick
handling a puck is is hard.

477
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,800
That's not easy.
How?

478
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,800
I don't know how much these.
Little boys, I got 2 little boys

479
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,640
that live next door.
They're very good at it.

480
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,480
How much stick handling happened
did you do not a?

481
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,640
Lot.
Not a lot, and so the whole

482
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,080
thing.
Is that because you couldn't

483
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,760
stay still I.
Couldn't because you try and

484
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,080
move the stick from one side of
the puck to the other and as

485
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,520
soon as you move it once the
puck goes down to the end of the

486
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,080
ice.
Am I right or am I?

487
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,800
Right.
The puck is staying still, but

488
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,200
then I keep going and I'm like,
wait, hold on.

489
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,280
I got to get the puck.
OK?

490
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:21,360
Oh my, I'm, I'm sliding.
So I, I was getting braver.

491
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,280
Here's the good things that I
did.

492
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,280
I was getting braver with
skating and skating faster and

493
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,120
harder because I had the
equipment on.

494
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,160
So I felt better about that in
case I fell, which I didn't.

495
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,480
But doing other things while
doing that is you're.

496
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,960
Suggesting you have the padding
to withstand a fall.

497
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,480
I mean, I didn't want to fall,
but because I wasn't sure how

498
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,240
I'd get back.
But you had reached.

499
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,840
The stage.
Where if I do fall, I'm good.

500
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,360
Yeah, yes, I'm sorry.
I accepted that.

501
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,000
I misunderstood.
That is a big.

502
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,200
That was one of the things what
our kids did.

503
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,080
Some learn to skate programs in
Halifax.

504
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
It's one of the biggest things
they're teaching them is like

505
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,920
everybody fall and here's how to
properly get back up again.

506
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,960
Here's.
How to get back?

507
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,480
Up.
I don't know if I fall how to

508
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,280
get up.
If you fall near the.

509
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,960
Board, scoot to the side and
pull myself up on the.

510
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,360
Board, that's what I was
wondering.

511
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,840
OK, All right.
Well, you'll have to deal with

512
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,280
that when that happens.
Yeah, anyway, so you were brave.

513
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,280
Enough to fall, but you didn't
fall.

514
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,880
Right.
OK.

515
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,840
Well, I guess I was brave
enough.

516
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,760
I'd really didn't want to, OK,
but I was, I was OK with it.

517
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,880
If I how?
Long was the How long was the

518
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,240
game?
It was 50 minutes of skills.

519
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,680
We didn't play a game.
Any aches or pains?

520
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,040
No, I felt OK.
I stretched out my legs, my

521
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,520
calves.
I'm like using muscles I didn't

522
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,880
know I had.
My feet hurt but they felt

523
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,800
better once I took the skates
off so I think I might put like

524
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,400
insoles in them.
Are your skates the right size?

525
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,520
I think so.
They measured me at Hermes.

526
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,120
I don't know.
How do I know?

527
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,480
It's hard to fit, even if
they're the right size.

528
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,400
It's hard to fit anything extra
in there though.

529
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,560
Yeah, well, we'll see.
I don't know.

530
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,040
My feet really hurt on the
bottom and actually sit.

531
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,320
It was 50 minutes, but I only
played for 40 because then I

532
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,680
quit.
I was like, I'm just going to

533
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,120
sit on the bench.
And I was about to read some of

534
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,960
these very inspiring messages
that you've been sent listen to.

535
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,960
Now the.
Woman who quit early.

536
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,640
To the woman who quit, I quit
early with the goalie who was

537
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,680
sitting with me.
She was already on the bench.

538
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,160
And then I thought, I'm just
going to go join her.

539
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,080
I'm just going to go sit down.
My feet are killing me.

540
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,520
Now I would like to hear some
new messages from some of these

541
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,240
people now that we know all this
information because Franz had

542
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,760
said right on.
Way to go, Rachel, that's

543
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,200
awesome.
I've always believed that you

544
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,000
can do whatever where you put
your mind to, but.

545
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,040
Only for, but only for 40
minutes.

546
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,120
Exactly.
Yes, yeah, here on.

547
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,480
Headset Rachel, I loved hearing
about your women's Hockey League

548
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,360
adventure.
Thank you for showing all the

549
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,560
elder millennial women listening
that it's never too late to be

550
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,440
brave and try something new.
Yes, for 40 minutes.

551
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,720
I hope you enjoy the experience
and we hear all about the good,

552
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,360
the bad and the funny of it on
the podcast I'll be carrying you

553
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,400
on.
Yeah, OK.

554
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,440
Thank you.
Yes.

555
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,800
Well, good.
I believe that.

556
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,360
I believe you're never too old
to learn something new.

557
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,360
I, I, my dad has modeled that
for me.

558
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,400
He's tried new things throughout
his life a lot.

559
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,560
Even Dave, you started running
in your 50s and now you're,

560
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,040
you're a runner, right?
So I think that's you are never

561
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,760
too old to try something.
Much of one, but yes, I am.

562
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,320
Yes, but you can do it and you
do it, you know, it's just.

563
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320
Still do it.
I usually don't quit after 40

564
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,840
minutes.
Well, just saying.

565
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,960
Well, fine.
I mean, to be honest, when I go

566
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,120
running, I'm usually done by 40
minutes, so yeah.

567
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,120
OK, all right, piss off for me.
Piss off for me.

568
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,120
I also don't know if I'm a
righty or a lefty because I took

569
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,680
a right-handed stick but I it
wasn't that comfortable so I

570
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,640
think I might be a lefty.
After 40 minutes, you didn't

571
00:27:48,640 --> 00:28:07,880
figure that out.
This is due to underwhelming

572
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,000
demand.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

573
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,760
This is a podcast that, by the
way, is perfect to take with you

574
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,880
if you're heading South on
vacation.

575
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,640
Take us right with you.
Stick us in your carry on.

576
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,680
As a matter of fact, we beg you
to take us.

577
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,400
It is so cold here.
Please let me get out of here.

578
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,560
We.
Beg you.

579
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,480
But if magical mystery food
arrives at your doorstep, would

580
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,440
you take it indoors?
Magical mystery fit Depends on

581
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,960
who it's from.
Are you talking about a pizza?

582
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,880
Because that's a magical no,
that's a magic.

583
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,760
That's not a mystery food.
Like a delivery bag of food from

584
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,680
a restaurant.
Which?

585
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,320
Would have been delivered by.
Uber Eat.

586
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,720
DoorDash or Uber Eats or Skip
the Dishes, whichever right and

587
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,720
is left in a sealed up bag in
front of your door.

588
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:01,920
You didn't.
Order.

589
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,400
You don't know where it was
supposed to go.

590
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,400
You don't know which app
delivered.

591
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:13,520
What that to me, that to me and
and I know most people I think

592
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,080
plan their meals even if they
plan it just two hours before or

593
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,720
whatever.
So if something like that

594
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,760
arrives at your door, it can
throw your dinner plans off.

595
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,160
But what the hell?
I would.

596
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,160
Yes, I am all in.
Yes.

597
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,400
I don't know what's in there,
but I'm like, sign me up.

598
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Yeah, I'm.
Bringing it inside, we don't.

599
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,360
Even look inside, I don't know
what, I don't know what's going

600
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,600
to what your story is, but you,
you, somebody dropped a bag of

601
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,440
food off at the door.
Do we look and see what it is or

602
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,000
do we just go?
We're not eating what we have

603
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,360
planned.
Put the bag in the middle of the

604
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,960
table.
Get the dish.

605
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,320
I wouldn't.
I don't know if I'd eat it.

606
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,440
You would eat it.
Oh yeah, absolutely.

607
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,200
Why you?
Wouldn't eat it, Rachel.

608
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,240
I would well, I know my
neighbors.

609
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,120
I would assume that that bag
would was supposed to go to one

610
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,840
of my neighbors.
So I would text the ones who I

611
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,720
you're gonna.
Canvas the neighborhood.

612
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,120
Oh my.
Well, I'd be like, hey, I have

613
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,840
your food here or whatever.
Like I'm surprised it doesn't

614
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,320
have an address on it where you
know like for for instance, if

615
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,720
you get the wrong Amazon
package, you know where it's

616
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,960
supposed to.
That's different.

617
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,560
You go, there's a label on it,
but often times on food like

618
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,480
that, I don't know if.
There's not even a receipt.

619
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,400
No, OK, no.
Perfect.

620
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,680
Because you're asking me to, you
know, like you're now saying,

621
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,560
well, I can't Donald Trump this,
you know, like, and just take it

622
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,440
and, and scarf it down.
Mine.

623
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,680
Yeah, mine.
Canada Gulf of Mexico mine.

624
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,480
Mine.
A whole, a whole ocean body my.

625
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,000
I don't know.
So you would in fact go, well,

626
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,920
could be the neighbors.
Yeah, you'd probably catch.

627
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,200
Them first.
Maybe we should knock on a few

628
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,080
doors in the cold.
I don't know if I'd knock on

629
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,120
their doors, I would text them
the ones that I had info for,

630
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,480
like the two right beside me and
then that might be it.

631
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,040
And then if no, if it's not
theirs, I'd probably eat it.

632
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,440
OK, so you would probably.
Because it's not there.

633
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,240
It's gonna go bad.
It's probably it's cold.

634
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,280
I don't know.
The person really doesn't.

635
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,640
Unless I can get it to them
quickly, they don't.

636
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,120
They probably don't want it.
As you know the neighbor beside

637
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,640
me.
If you get hers, you're

638
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,120
definitely eating it, even if
you know it's hers.

639
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,720
Well, you know that or I either
spit in it and drop it off at

640
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,280
her door.
I don't know one or the other

641
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,680
like I don't know.
Right.

642
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,240
Yeah, if you gave it to her, she
wouldn't even need it.

643
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,640
She'd be like it's.
Spoiled.

644
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,280
I'm just dropping it at the
door.

645
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,520
Hit the doorbell and run.
Yeah, easy.

646
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,040
Yeah, well, I.
Mean I essentially, if that

647
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:47,040
happened, that's a that to me is
like, I don't know what I'm

648
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,560
having.
This is like mystery food night.

649
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,640
I'd be all over.
That yeah, that's like a yeah,

650
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,800
yes, you eat that food.
Of course you eat the food.

651
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,840
The restaurant doesn't want it
back because it'll go in the

652
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,000
garbage.
The delivery company can't

653
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,520
change the and take it to the
correct address because they

654
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,440
can't use that food still
anymore.

655
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,400
And believe me, who whoever
ordered the food is calling is

656
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,040
either calling a DoorDash or
Uber Eats to go.

657
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,720
Where's my food?
Yeah, right.

658
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,560
They're making it.
Again, anyway, you don't have to

659
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,800
worry exactly.
And at this time of the year,

660
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,760
it's been kept cold, so it's not
going to go bad, right?

661
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,160
Well, it's not warm till.
Is it supposed to be a warm

662
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,200
meal?
I I don't know, because we

663
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:36,600
discovered this mid afternoon on
Saturday at our door, it was a

664
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,920
big old bag of bar burrito and
it was, you know, a lot of that.

665
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,400
Burritos.
Oh, OK, yeah, I'm actually.

666
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,200
Not familiar.
With bar burrito, but that

667
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,000
sounds there are two.
Burritos, burritos in there, a

668
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,160
giant Taco salad.
They got X they got they got the

669
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,720
upgrades of the guacamole and
and a pineapple salsa and it was

670
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,640
good stuff.
OK, If we had ordered from

671
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,280
there, it would have been way
less food.

672
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,880
Like this was an expensive
order.

673
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:03,880
OK.
Wow.

674
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,280
So you brought it in.
You, you.

675
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,240
You felt sorry for it.
Brought it in into the warmth.

676
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,920
Yeah, I.
Turned the oven off, took the

677
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,640
potatoes out.
Thank goodness I hadn't started

678
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,400
the roast yet that I was
planning.

679
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,640
I was a little bit miffed
because it was one night where I

680
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,400
was actually had a real full
good meal on the way.

681
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,960
Of course, good for you.
Which is annoying.

682
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
Yeah, well, you didn't have to
make it.

683
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,000
You saved it for another night.
I mean, yeah, that's what we

684
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,360
plopped on the table.
Exactly what Taif said and and

685
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,920
dug in.
Wow.

686
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,080
Is is this one?
Is this what's in this burrito?

687
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,840
Is your spicy?
Is mine not?

688
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,000
I don't know.
We'll find out together, right?

689
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,160
Fast.
And that's a good Did everybody

690
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,840
like?
It sure, it was great.

691
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,800
I mean it, we could have heated
it up, but we didn't know how

692
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,640
long it had been outside, right?
It might have been there for

693
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,200
quite a while.
I don't know.

694
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,640
Right.
So.

695
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,720
I've known the company like what
you do.

696
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,120
I don't know who even delivered
you.

697
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,560
You don't know.
Why would you call?

698
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,960
Well, I thought you put a
sticker on it like from DoorDash

699
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,360
or from Ubereats or whatever
there's.

700
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,400
Just Barbarito stuff, but
there's no.

701
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,880
When they don't scan something
in your order when you're at the

702
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,679
grocery store, do you tell them
Rachel?

703
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,239
I have sometimes, sometimes not.
I've started to do it because I

704
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,239
feel bad.
I'll be like, I think there's.

705
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,360
Jalen Weston, What do you what
I.

706
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:27,880
Know, I'm worried about.
I know.

707
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,960
Yeah, Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I just feel like it's, you

708
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,480
know, it makes.
Me feel like it's the right you.

709
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,760
You are.
Doing the right thing.

710
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,480
And I salute you for doing the
right thing, but I really want

711
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,639
to slap you on the wrist and say
don't do that.

712
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:41,520
Just take the food.
Take the food.

713
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,120
In my mind, and I don't know how
it works, so maybe you listening

714
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,080
do know how it works, but in my
mind, I don't.

715
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,320
I don't even feel bad for the
restaurant because yeah, they'll

716
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,880
end up making it again probably,
but it's the delivery company's

717
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,280
fault, so they should be the
ones to reimburse the restaurant

718
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,960
the cost for double the meals.
And I don't care about the giant

719
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,640
conglomerate delivery company.
What I think would happen is

720
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,320
that it would come out of the
delivery persons like better

721
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,640
not.
Well, it shouldn't.

722
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,800
Because they messed up and gave
it to the wrong house it.

723
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,920
Shouldn't.
And I think it would because

724
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,360
they don't make a lot of money
at all.

725
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,240
They really survive on their
tips.

726
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,880
So I think it would, I think
they would penalize them.

727
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,400
I don't think the company's
taking.

728
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,280
It can do when somebody like.
I don't know, I don't know.

729
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,240
You get a hold of Uber Eats and
say hey, not me.

730
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,000
You'd have to call the
restaurant maybe and be like, I

731
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,720
didn't order.
This.

732
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,120
How many delivery companies does
the restaurant use?

733
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,920
I don't even know if they just
sent out meals with DoorDash and

734
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,000
skipped the dishes.
Who?

735
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,880
Who's to say which one even gave
it to us?

736
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,960
My guess, I mean, yeah, I don't
know they would have a record

737
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,360
if.
We would have to let us know on

738
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,640
this, but I say the right thing
to do is eat the food.

739
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,760
It's yours.
It's not you.

740
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Haven't eat the food otherwise
it's getting thrown out.

741
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,680
The food will only get thrown
out if we don't.

742
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,120
Yeah, eat the food, I think.
Doing the only logical thing.

743
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,120
Eat the food.
Tell.

744
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,520
Me.
I mean, I would try and see if

745
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,000
somebody around me ordered it if
I had time, but if I couldn't

746
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,040
find out then I'm eating it.
Eat the food and tell your

747
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,600
friends on your podcast.
That's what I say, exactly what

748
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,680
you need to do.
And whoever built that burrito I

749
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,880
ate, by the way.
Get some taste buds.

750
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,240
Oh my God, Like that was the
blandest because there was no

751
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,640
good.
There was no sauce in it.

752
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,880
It was just.
Oh, so you didn't?

753
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,760
Like it?
It was so plain I had to add my

754
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,960
own hot sauce.
Probably.

755
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,240
For a giant.
That's how my kids order

756
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,040
everything.
No sauce, no flavor.

757
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,480
What a hell, you know, pepper in
it for God's sake.

758
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,640
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

759
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,840
It's a podcast.
We are Dave Rachel inform and

760
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,000
you can find us at
underwhelming.ca.

761
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,200
Go to our website, check it out.
There's, you know, there's stuff

762
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,080
there.
You can sign up for our

763
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,840
newsletter.
You can find out how to

764
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,280
advertise on this podcast.
It's good to have a sponsor

765
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,480
because that helps us keep
going.

766
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,280
Otherwise, you know.
Pay for this upgraded recording

767
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,880
system that Dave didn't realize
we had.

768
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,280
Yes.
And if you're only listening to

769
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,560
this in the in the car while
you're doing things, you can

770
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,680
also go to underwhelming.ca to
watch us and get the different

771
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,800
experience or vice versa.
You just you're watching us.

772
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,920
Just sit here and we're just
sitting.

773
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,120
Yeah, why not take us with you
and listen to us somewhere else?

774
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,920
It's all totally different.
You need something to do on the

775
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,520
beach?
We'll be right there with you.

776
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,360
Take us with you.
Also on our website

777
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,840
underwhelming.ca, you can buy us
a coffee.

778
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,880
Coffees are for $5 each and Anne
bought us 5 coffees.

779
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,560
So thank you to Anne.
Wow, we bought us thank you 5

780
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,040
coffees.
Wow. 2-3 are a bright light on

781
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,280
the darkest of days.
Well, I don't know about that

782
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,840
Anne, but thank you.
You always make me smile and

783
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,080
even laugh out loud.
Keep up the great work.

784
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,720
Thank you, Anne.
Thank you, Anne.

785
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,560
That's so nice of you.
Graham had left us a message.

786
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,720
Well, left you a message Rachel,
to simply say in a few years

787
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,400
you'll be a star on the PWHLI.
Don't know about that.

788
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,120
My feet have to stop hurting and
I have to decide whether I'm a

789
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,920
righty or a lefty because I
don't know which.

790
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,720
You.
Want.

791
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,200
To score goals or stop goals.
I don't know.

792
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,960
I don't.
I don't really want to play to

793
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,320
be honest.
I just want to get better at

794
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,160
doing that kind of thing.
Like I don't need to join a

795
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,760
league unless I really end up
loving it.

796
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,560
I don't know.
For now I just need to learn how

797
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,920
to skate and puck handle.
OK, all right.

798
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,240
Well, we will.
We will.

799
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,440
We.
We can't wait to find out what

800
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,760
happens next.
Short term.

801
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,080
OK, Tricia wrote to us saying.
I just listened to your podcast

802
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,480
about the bad Christmas gifts
our first year married.

803
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,640
My husband got me a shake
weight.

804
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,640
Oh my God.
He thought it was hilarious.

805
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,360
I cried.
What's a Shake Weight?

806
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,280
Remember the shake weight that
you go like this.

807
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,000
Introducing the shake weight, a
spring loaded workout device you

808
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,960
pump with your arms, just grab
the piston and go to work.

809
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,320
One handed or double fisted.
You just shake it back and

810
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,240
forth.
It feels really good in my

811
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,080
hands.
It's fun to stay at the Y.

812
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,360
I don't remember.
The shake weight was like a

813
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,200
weight like the handle went back
and forth basically.

814
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,560
Stop it.
Yeah, that's what it was, the

815
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,760
shake.
It was gross.

816
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,520
Don't know.
Yeah.

817
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,320
Erica Erica Vincent, the
realtor.

818
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,320
Yes, Erica.
Erica.

819
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,560
Shout out said I listened to
last week's episode and can

820
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,280
confirm.
Kids these days do not know how

821
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,560
to change a light bulb.
What?

822
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,560
I've heard that they don't.
How could I?

823
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,040
Be I have had more than one.
Screw it out and screw it in.

824
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,560
No, she says.
I have had more than 120

825
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,640
something tenant call me to
change a light bulb.

826
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,640
Yeah, they don't.
Or they report a broken light

827
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,240
fixture when it was actually
just a blown light bulb.

828
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,680
Oh my gosh.
Is that because all the bulbs

829
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,480
are LED now so they last forever
but then they don't know how to

830
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,480
deal when it's like a regular?
Don't change light bulbs.

831
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,360
It's because mom and dad do you.
Know mom and dad do it.

832
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,320
Don't know, huh?
I remember changing bulbs as a

833
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,160
kid and like lamps, my lamp in
my room or I don't know.

834
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,960
Well anyway, you're old rage.
I guess I'm old.

835
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,560
I'm an elder millennial, Michael
says.

836
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,600
I've been listening to your
podcasts and fine, they're very

837
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,120
entertaining and quite
enjoyable.

838
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,880
So please keep up the good work
and keep producing more podcasts

839
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,600
and I will be listening.
I missed listening to you 3 when

840
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,400
you were at BX 93, which is now
called Pure Country.

841
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,240
And then he wanted to sign up
for our newsletter, so I put him

842
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,880
on our newsletter, which goes
out weekly.

843
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,640
So if you want to sign up for
our newsletterunderwhelming.ca,

844
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,320
you can sign up right there
because I put a lot of work into

845
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,040
that and that would be nice to
have more subscribers.

846
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,200
Thank you very much.
Well, thanks, Mike.

847
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,960
Yeah.
We appreciate that.

848
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,840
Yeah.
Thank you, Michael.

849
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,440
And so now, underwhelming.ca,
you can buy us a coffee, but you

850
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
can also leave us a voice
message.

851
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,760
Yes.
OK.

852
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,800
In the bottom right corner,
there's a little tap and then

853
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,520
there you go.
You just start recording.

854
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,160
OK.
And Dave and Elmer has done just

855
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,160
that.
Oh, perfect.

856
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,840
Hey guys, Dave and Elmer here.
It's Tuesday, the 1st Tuesday

857
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,280
you're back in January.
And when I heard Rachel was

858
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:27,280
Happy New Year, by the way, was
was gonna play hockey, I almost

859
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:32,840
had to pull over on Hwy. 73 and
stop the podcast and make this

860
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,800
because this is the most
hilarious thing I think I have

861
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,520
ever heard.
I think next week's podcast

862
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:45,320
should be dedicated to almost
the entirety of listening to her

863
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,440
story from Friday night.
I'm disappointed if Dave and

864
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,360
Foreman don't go and show up to
see this, what's going on and

865
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,600
maybe take video evidence.
And I, I can't wait till next

866
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,320
Tuesday.
Now, David Foreman, your

867
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:09,320
skepticism is, is well warranted
and and this is just hilarious.

868
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,160
Have a great week, guys.
I I look forward to next

869
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,600
Tuesday's podcast now, but more
than you can even imagine.

870
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,480
We'll talk soon.
Take care.

871
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:21,760
Bye.