January BLOWS - Powered by Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services! (Ep. 108)

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And then as the bus went by and
Jana, then Jana went, did you

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see that?
I said yeah, was that were they

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all dogs?
On the school bus.

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Yes, all dogs on a school bus,
huh?

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Yeah.
Now that huh is exactly, that's

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exactly, that's exactly the word
that that came out of my most

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important huh.
Really, Does that exist?

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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Due to underwhelming demand.
The January weather of podcasts,

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cold and Dun feeling.
Actually, that only really

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applies to Rachel, not to Dave
and Foreman.

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Dave and.
Foreman.

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Dave and Foreman are are the
lights in everyone's life,

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Rachel.
Is the.

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Cool.
She hates inflatable Santas.

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She won't let us come to her
hockey games.

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She teaches 11 year olds about
murder.

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The cold.
Yeah, the cold in an Anyway,

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welcome to the show I do.
Have different priorities than

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the studio.
I guess and we have a new

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sponsor today.
Rachel, you tell us about our

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new sponsor.
It's Keenan and Keenan handyman

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services.
They'll do any job that you need

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help with.
Maybe you can't get to it.

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Maybe you don't have time.
Maybe you're not as young as you

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once were.
Big everything.

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For you, Dave, actually.
The prime possible customer is

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Dave.
That's me.

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Absolutely.
That's right, I just used to be

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my checkbook.
Now you just have my phone.

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Tap.
Here you go.

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Whatever.
Well, it's Jen and Johnny

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Keenan.
Johnny's the handyman.

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Jen does all the you know in
stuff, but we'll tell you a

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little bit more about Keeney.
Handy too, actually.

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OK.
Well, you're uncle bit in.

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In a bit, OK.
But because it's January, I did

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go to my wife Ashleys Christmas
party.

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Ohh.
OK in January, in January, Love.

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In January.
Christmas.

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Everybody saves them because
it's so busy in December.

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Everyone's available.
You're not.

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Busy.
I'm that busy.

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In December I would have gone.
Invite me.

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Again, that's a youth thing.
That's not an everyone else.

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No one does them in December.
Do you even like Christmas party

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like you?
Did you go to ours at when we

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had this?
Yes, but it was also in January.

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It was.
They were in January, yeah.

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Yeah, well, January blows.
So to have a Christmas party in

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January is great.
It gives you something to look.

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Forward to sure making January
blow a little bit less.

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Right.
Yeah, well.

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You really are cold and
unfeeling.

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January Blow.
Lately, yes, because January,

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like, sucks.
Tell us more.

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It does What's good about
January?

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This is very motivational.
Yeah, Ashley's Christmas party

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is what's good about January.
There you go, that's why they

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played.
It was it fun.

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Yes, it was lovely and and it
was a lovely Italian restaurant.

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We go to like a very nice one
and then we get like a hotel and

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things like that, so.
And things like that.

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Wait.
Wait, it was a night away.

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Things like that occur.
The theme was A Night to

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Remember things.
Like that, I'll have to put that

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down.
Let's put that.

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Who needs to?
You don't have to watch Harry

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Potter.
You just do things like that.

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And things like that.
OK.

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So we go to his wrestling.
Cause 'cause we caught him.

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So we're at the restaurant
though.

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Yeah.
With a group and there's a good

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group and you're chatting with
people and there is a set menu

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that they give you.
So I would like you to put

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yourself in this Italian, fine
Italian dining restaurant.

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Oh, you're gonna give me my
choices?

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Yes.
And you, you guys and you

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listening, I'd like to know what
you would do in this scenario.

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So fine Italian dining and
you're not paying, correct?

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Right, OK.
And in this hypothetical, you're

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not vegetarian.
OK, so there's no prices on the

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menu.
No, because it doesn't matter.

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All right?
Perfect.

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No, prices doesn't matter.
You're not vegetarian, so you're

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not picking that option anyway.
OK, Perfect.

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Even if you are in this
scenario, you're not.

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OK, I I don't know.
I didn't pay.

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I didn't even read the
vegetarian option because the

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other choices were you can have
chicken or you can have the

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steak.
You can pick correctly or you

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can pick incorrectly.
Am I right?

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Of course I'm right.
That's a rhetorical question.

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What's the right?
What's the right one, Dave?

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Well.
You shouldn't have to ask Rachel

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what's the right.
One right now, I would say right

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now I would.
I'd have to.

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Does it tell you what the
fixings are?

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Because I don't.
Know what came with?

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The chicken or steak, what they
both had an assortment of

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vegetables and potatoes and
things it's an.

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Italian restaurant, you're not
getting pasta.

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No, you're getting chicken or
steak.

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That that's throwing me now I
don't.

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Vegetarian Pasta, Rachel.
I don't understand.

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The chickens are Italian and the
cows are from Italy.

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What do you want?
Yeah, what is getting like a

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steak with like potatoes and
vegetables or something?

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Thank you, you made the correct
choice, God.

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I'm having the chicken.
Why?

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Guys having the chicken.
Because I have no chance,

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January.
I have to have the chicken.

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I'm trying to, you know, because
I'm fat.

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I'm trying to lose because I'm
fat.

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I would pick the steak because
Jeremy.

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Jeremy can't have red meat
anymore.

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So we never have steak or beef
or anything.

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So I if I'm out, I'm picking the
steak.

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Yes, you pick the steak.
Of course you pick the steak I.

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Don't even know how they're
going to cook it.

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You don't know how they're going
to tell me.

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Why would you pick the steak?
You're crazy.

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How do you know you're cooking
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I'm.
Just picking this, you're not

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offering past like a regular non
vegetarian pasta dish.

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This is.
Italian I.

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Love this.
I in the setup I told you to

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ignore that option.
It's what are.

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You what kind of Italian
restaurant?

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You can't have all these caveats
and then say choose leave me

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with one choice just.
Kind of the chicken, because I

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can't have, you know, like I'm
just.

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And no potatoes, please.
Oh my goodness.

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What are your steak and and
chicken and?

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Vegetables just you don't need
to leave.

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Broccoli for that.
Yes.

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You don't deserve to go out.
What are?

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You dying?
No, don't.

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That's what you're ordering.
Don't even go there.

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Don't go out.
Don't participate.

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Eat healthy What?
No, but you're not.

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You're at a fine restaurant,
right?

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You eat the.
Fancy stuff.

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They have restaurant.
They're very, very pasta.

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It's an Italian restaurant.
That is my.

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Understanding the premise.
That's my sticking point, that

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there isn't a pasta dish for
all.

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Vegetarian.
The vegetarian option was the

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pasta option.
Nobody cares.

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That's not the premise.
Bullshit.

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It shouldn't.
It's an Italian restaurant.

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I want my Antipasto platter.
I want my pasta dish.

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I want my tiramisu.
That's my chicken and broccoli.

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I mean, why can't I?
Have No, you can't go out.

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Then you're not invited because
you can have it at.

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Home Ashley was literally the
only one in the group that

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ordered the chicken.
The only one.

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Everybody else got the steak.
I was, I was out for a walk

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today.
Like I'm out.

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I'm I'm out.
Walking, it's Oh, great.

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I'm out walking every day and I
noticed how today when you step

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on the it's so cold outside.
When you step on the snow, it's

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squeaky like Foreman you're
getting.

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Yeah, I wondered where you were
going with that as soon as.

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I gave you No, everyone, just
everyone.

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I told you I just like to snore.
As soon as they gave you the

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premise you were He was right
away.

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You back me up, Rachel.
He was right away with the

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highest voice he can go with.
Well, I might get that chicken.

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That's.
True, I didn't.

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Say the person.
No one chooses the chicken.

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I would choose the.
Chicken because I would have

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chicken with pasta, I wouldn't
have steak.

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But if I'm having steak with
vegetables and potatoes, then I.

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Would have chicken with pasta.
What's the difference?

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Because I like having steak kind
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I don't want it to be mixed in
with things.

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I don't know.
It's just my, I don't know, I

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don't know.
I don't care if you choose

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chicken or steak.
I'm more hung up on the pasta

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thing so.
Rachel's ordering Can I have an

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order of the chicken and the
vegetarian and I'll just put

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them together in a bigger bar I.
Would order the vegetarian pasta

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with chicken on it.
You can bring, you can bring me

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the steak, but don't give me
anything with it.

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I don't like anything with my
steak.

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No, that's you.
You said that.

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You don't like No, I mean I like
the steak.

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Like not not mixed in with stuff
like if you have a potato and a

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vegetable on the side like.
They're Poseidy.

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They're on the same place.
It's.

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Not a steak stir fry I'm.
Saying if we've.

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Missed the whole I'm not
getting.

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Pasta with steak in the pasta.
Do you know what I mean?

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Sure as hell have missed the
entire point of the both of you.

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But I love this whole.
This was my favorite segment

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ever.
Thank you, Forman.

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This really, I did not expect
that.

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It was surprising to me, this
whole thing.

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I'm in a lot better mood now
than when we started too.

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Ask me about my mood.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast.

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We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
You can find us at

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underwhelming.ca.
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Decks.

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Fences.
They can install trim, they

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could clean the gutters.
If even if you just need a light

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fixture changed or a light bulb,
Johnny could come and do.

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That that a lot.
Of light bulb younger.

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People now can't even change a
light bulb so.

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You read this?
Oh, you really?

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Not me.
That I can do.

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I can.
Yes, there are.

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Can't be a true.
It's very true.

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How many Gen.
Z's does it take to change a

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light bulb, Johnny?
Should start a business and

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Johnny should Here's a tip.
Here's a here's a business idea.

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Then if that's true, you should
start a business teaching young

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kids or you know teens how to do
this kind of even 20 somethings.

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Then Johnny wouldn't have a
business.

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That's true, but he would have a
business, you know, as a.

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Teacher as a teacher?
Well, that would.

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Work and you don't have to only
focus on the small jobs because

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they are dedicated to providing
quality, affordable fixes for

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everyone from a simple light
fixture switched out to someone

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who needs an entire kitchen
renovated.

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Wow, you can still go to Keenan
and Keenan.

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OK.
I think and they say if you need

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like a licensed electrician or
plumber, talk to them, they'll

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let you know whether you should,
you know, get a licensed person,

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maybe they have referrals or
something for you, which would

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be great.
So you can find them on

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Facebook.
Keenan and Keenan Handyman

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Services.
Keenanhandymanservices.com.

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Services.
Services.

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Make sure you put an S on that.
Because he does more than one

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service.
You can e-mail them

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keenanhandymanservices@gmail.com
as well.

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Do you have a room for Johnny to
live at your house?

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Probably yes, as a matter of
fact I do.

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Does he mind sharing it with a
really sloppy teenager?

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I.
Think maybe he'll skip your

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house?
He's got his own children to

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deal with him.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's, you know, a podcast, the

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long underwear of podcast.
Just put us on and you'll

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instantly feel warmer.
Will you?

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I don't know what.
I thought we were cold and

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unfeeling.
I know, but that's for me and

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Foreman Put us on, put on our.
On you guys make people.

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Feel warmer.
We're like your long underpants.

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Put them on.
Yeah, put them on and you'll

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feel sweaty and uncomfortable
right away.

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Floated your your hard pants on
top won't fit anymore hard.

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Pants.
Hard your hard.

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Pants fucking suck.
I hate hard pants.

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I don't wear hard pants anymore.
You don't know what hard pants

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are, but.
Your jeans, jeans and other hard

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pants.
I was out in my long underpants,

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but I had pants on over top of
them.

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Yeah.
And while I was out for a walk

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in the cold, because that's what
I do.

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Actually, my wife and I are both
trying to, you know, exercise a

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little bit more.
So we go for a daily, or at

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least we try to.
And it's been cold daily mid

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afternoon walk when she gets
home from work.

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So the other day we're out for
one of our mid afternoon walks

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and it's right around school bus
time for school bus stopping all

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over the place.
And that's fine.

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And we chatting away while we go
for a walk.

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And anyway, we're almost home
and a little one of those mini

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school buses, you know, the
little short ones, comes around

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the the corner and is about to
turn down a street in our

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neighborhood.
We're not far from home.

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We're very close within a block
and I look in the bus and I see

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a dog with a muzzle on it.
And I thought, well, that's odd,

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but there's but I get why they
would muzzle a dog with a group

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of kids on a school bus.
Maybe he's a, you know, service

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dog or whatever.
Whatever it is that you.

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Have I guess just to be safe.
Yeah, you never seen that.

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Look at the look at the dog.
Never seen a dog with a bunch of

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kids on a school bus.
No.

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I've never seen that either.
And then it turns out I said,

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hey, look at the look at the
dog.

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And then Janice said look at all
the dogs.

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And then I made it.
Then it became apparent to me

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it's not just one dog.
He seemed to be on his own.

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The other dog seemed to be
sitting in the seat.

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So I'm not making that up.
I'm not at all making that up.

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They all it all of a sudden
occurred as the bus is heading

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and it's not going that fast.
And it's a small that the bus

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was filled with dogs.
A school bus, a mini school bus.

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Why filled with dogs?
Like how many?

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Dogs know.
I don't know why.

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I need to know why.
Yes, I don't know why, but has.

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Anybody else seen the school bus
of dogs around London?

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Where did it come from?
Where did it go?

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Where did it go?
Well, as luck would.

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Have it come from the path?
The path that was taking, they

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were going down one of the
roads, it's going to come out on

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the other and I'm walking that
way.

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So if everything works out
properly, you'll see it again

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like a Crescent.
I should see the bus coming out

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the other side and maybe there's
some sort of, you know.

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Name on the side.
Name on the side because this.

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I am intrigued.
This is some sort of boggy

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daycare to the extreme.
Right, right.

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So the the bus does come out on
the other side still filled with

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most of the, I think the one
with the muzzle was still on

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there, but he was on the other
side when I saw him before.

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So it's difficult, but they're
all sitting very nicely on the

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bus.
Well, I seem quite content.

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They're in the sheep.
Running all over the place.

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Yeah, they're sitting.
They're sitting.

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In seats.
Well, they're well trained.

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So I look at and there is.
A dog prison.

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They're on a bus.
How can that be?

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They're going around town.
The the name on the on the front

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of the bus is nose first.
OK.

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I haven't been able to unless
you maybe try Facebook because I

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don't know.
Where Nose first on Facebook, an

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athletic and social club for
dogs.

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There you go.
What an athletic and what?

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Social club for dogs offering
leadership, exercise and

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socialization.
Do they have a website?

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Why does it have to be on a bus?
There's a whole group of the

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dogs, yeah.
If you click on their website it

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says a good problem to have but
due to high demand we are

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currently full and not accepting
new pups.

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What?
Right, they don't have a way.

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It's the website is just that
with a logo.

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There's nothing else to it.
It doesn't say really what they

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do.
It's an athletic and social club

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for dogs.
Social club for dogs do.

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They pick up and drop off the
dogs every day like they come

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and get.
The bus, it would appear.

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They must come and get the dogs,
and the dogs all go with their

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friends for the day.
Like doggy daycare?

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Yeah.
And then you have a dog.

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You're the only one really with
the dog in this.

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Fight.
Do you know whose dog would

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absolutely hate this?
My dog.

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My dog.
Doesn't like anyone.

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Hate that she no she doesn't.
Like.

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Anyone.
No.

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Yeah, that's right.
She doesn't She and she still

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hates Jeremy.
I've had a few people message

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over the past few months saying
how is the relationship with

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Jeremy?
It's still bad.

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He gives her.
Kids.

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Yeah, she loves Julia.
Kendall's sometimes a little

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much for her.
She's a bit younger, but she

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likes the kids.
She's used to it.

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She lets us, you know, pick her
up and walk her around

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sometimes.
But like, even if I bend down to

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pet her, she'll kind of back
away.

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Like, don't you know some
sometimes?

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So kind of dog you have there
that's not.

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Not a.
Warm, friendly, cold and

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unfeeling like you know, Jane
January weather.

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Like mother, like daughter.
Right, that's you said I was

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like mother daughter.
She would never do this athletic

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and social club.
Although I do have a morning dog

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walk club in my neighborhood
because I take the kids to the

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bus stop and then me and some of
the moms go walking in the

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morning.
Well, very informal.

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We take stragglers all the time.
So sometimes people join us,

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sometimes they don't.
There's two of us that go daily

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'cause we both have dogs.
And now Roxy, my dog, loves her

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dogs.
She has two dogs, so she's very

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excited to see.
Her she would enjoy a social

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club for dogs.
She probably, maybe she needs

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it.
Yeah.

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Would you?
And I'm not sure what this would

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cost.
Right.

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But I'm pretty sure the minute I
saw the school bus full of dogs,

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I I thought to myself, Whoa.
That costs too much.

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There's a lot of things no way I
wouldn't spend money on in in

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this life.
And this.

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Is like a dinner at the keg.
Okay, obvious.

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That goes with that saying.
That goes with that saying,

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yeah, that goes with that
saying.

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But the but the bottom at the
very bottom of the list, even if

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I had the greatest dog in the
world and and I have in my

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experience and I've had a few
dogs, right, it's very difficult

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to find that dog.
I haven't seen him yet yet.

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Oh, the greatest dog.
I had in my.

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In the Greatest dog.
In the world, I am never, ever

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spending money to send my dog to
an athletic and social club.

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Ever.
Were they?

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I'm just learning.
That would How about you?

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Would you ever, ever even
consider?

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Me.
Yes.

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No, come pick me up and drop me
off at my athletic and social.

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Club like to go to one of those
never mind the dogs.

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Club for old men, yes.
Yes, and come pick me up and

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drop me off while you're at it.
You.

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Can be the DD people would pay
for.

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You can.
You can muscle me if you like.

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Listen, all their pictures on
here, they look like bigger

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dogs.
They're probably high energy

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dogs and maybe you need if
you're if you own a bigger dog,

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maybe you need your high energy
big dogs to.

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Get out during the day.
Defend a social club for dogs.

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Well, they're full.
They obviously aren't hurting

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for business.
They're doing pretty well.

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I really admit that.
People are paying for it.

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I.
Know the buses full I saw.

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Yeah.
That's just full.

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They're pictures.
On their.

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Facebook are.
Going with dogs?

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Yeah, they're very cute.
I wish we could go back to your

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dinner for him and we had more
fun with that.

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Just like defending the dog bus.
Well, somebody has to.

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They're dogs, couldn't go.
To.

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Yeah.
Not for your dog.

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What are you defending it?
But other dogs would really love

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this.
OK, like I'm sure that there are

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someone if you're listening
right now to this podcast and

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you go, well, I would put my dog
in that.

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That's fine.
You know what, there was a

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point.
Your dog Rachel is the same sort

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of dog that we that Shemp was.
Yes.

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Shemp hated the car and so at
one point my wife bought him a

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car seat.
She didn't.

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I remember she was buying a.
Car a dog?

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She bought him a car seat.
She felt like maybe I think she

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read it somewhere, 'cause I
think you can read anything you

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want somewhere, especially on
Facebook, that will tell you,

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well, this is what you need.
Yeah.

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A car seat for your dog.
Yeah.

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Which, by the way, you could
easily buy.

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Oh, yeah.
And they're, they're at that

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point and this is a number of
years ago, well over $100.

461
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,880
And we put that and I, I took
one look at the car seat and

462
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,720
said we're taking it back.
Did you?

463
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,320
Can't we just?
Try it first.

464
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,120
He wouldn't even get in it.
Oh, poor Shempe.

465
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,000
But you never tried a school
bus?

466
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,280
No, I never tried that's.
True, he would have.

467
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,720
He would have hated the school
bus.

468
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,840
Yeah, it must be Bishop.
He would have had anxiety over a

469
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,800
car.
Seat, well, they're sold out so

470
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,680
good for you nose first.
I guess they won't be

471
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,400
advertising.
No.

472
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,800
Not with us.
Well, they got a freebie.

473
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,320
Yeah, they did.
They don't need it.

474
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,320
Yeah, that's true.
Now they don't need.

475
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,640
That they ain't never coming
back.

476
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,200
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

477
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,520
The podcast.
That's like having a birthday in

478
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,600
January is something you're
stuck with.

479
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,000
Trust me, I know.
Poor Dave.

480
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,440
Trust me, I know it's a coming.
It is.

481
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,280
Coming.
Very soon.

482
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,080
It's a good soon.
How old this year, Dave would.

483
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,120
You tell us it doesn't matter.
29 forever.

484
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,480
Dave's still alive.
It's a year we're. 49 didn't we?

485
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,360
Dave is still alive.
You're you're in great health,

486
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,520
you'll be great for a while.
Isn't it today like the day this

487
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,200
comes out?
Isn't this your birthday?

488
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,400
I don't know what's what's.
The 21st.

489
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,960
Oh, there you go then.
It is.

490
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,800
It is happy.
Birthday, Birthday.

491
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,440
Birthday today, Dave.
Happy birthday, dear David.

492
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,520
Happy birthday.
To.

493
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,080
You.
Wow, thank you very much.

494
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,680
I knew that.
Well, this is not the day of

495
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,440
this recording, but it's the day
of the release that's.

496
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,160
True.
Yes, we recorded this.

497
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,480
Yes, it does suck your birthday
in January.

498
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,720
Anybody that has a birthday in
January knows.

499
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,240
Oh well, yours is kind of
towards the end.

500
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,800
It's not right after Christmas.
My wife always tells me I hate

501
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,360
your birthday.
Well, like Foreman, I also went

502
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,400
to a Christmas party in January.
Oh.

503
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Yes, every January parties.
Lots of them.

504
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,880
Well, as I said, January, all
the parents.

505
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,120
Who missed the landing on having
a Christmas baby?

506
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,920
Right.
The rest of us need something to

507
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,720
do because we didn't have that.
Exactly.

508
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,440
Daves got a birthday but I had
to go to a Christmas party.

509
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,520
Party, Yes.
You should have a party.

510
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:02,600
I'll come, I'll come OK anyway.
You're cold and unfeeling, why

511
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,960
have I haven't you?
Well, you don't have parties so

512
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,760
having me there as cold and I'm
feeling better than nothing.

513
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,800
What are you going to serve?
Chicken or steak?

514
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,480
Chicken.
Or steak, chicken with.

515
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,000
Broccoli or veggie?
Pasta.

516
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,160
Chicken with broccoli.
The pasta isn't an option.

517
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,560
Don't come out, Rachel.
I'm giving you chicken.

518
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,920
Don't come.
That's to deter me.

519
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,840
Is it OK?
Yes.

520
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,880
Alright.
Don't come?

521
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,480
Well, I went to a lovely
restaurant that had great food.

522
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,720
Actually for this Christmas
dinner did.

523
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,200
You have a gift card dinner.
No, no, we went to a restaurant

524
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,960
in Whitley Village called Saji.
Which is short.

525
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,000
Have a gift card?
No, which is?

526
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,240
Short wise.
Otherwise we would have been

527
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,680
there.
No, I the girls that.

528
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,600
Was a cake busy or?
Yeah, couldn't get a

529
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,400
reservation.
We didn't have a gift card.

530
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,760
Yeah.
Already burned through your

531
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,520
pile?
They pump us, they pump you

532
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,720
through Pretty.
Yeah, I did.

533
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,840
Yeah.
Actually, I didn't get one

534
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,800
single keg gift card this year.
I gave a couple though, so

535
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,480
you'll be happy to know for
Christmas.

536
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,240
I can't wait till you're invited
to those dinners and you don't

537
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,160
have one.
Yeah.

538
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,400
Right.
Wow, that.

539
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,080
'D be fine way.
To show people how much you

540
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,280
care.
Well, I know that they those

541
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,760
people that I gave them to enjoy
going to the kegs.

542
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,320
So do you.
Know that because your gift is

543
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,200
actually telling us that you
actually know nothing about

544
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:23,440
them.
That's not true 'cause they're

545
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,680
family members and I know, I do
know that.

546
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,000
OK, this is the best.
But anyway, OK, so OK, Saggy

547
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,200
stands for what?
Sagittarius ohh which I didn't

548
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,360
realize the the waitresses told
that they might be the owners.

549
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,960
I'm not sure if they were.
What time of the year is that?

550
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,920
I don't know.
I don't know.

551
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,920
I don't know.
I think saggy Sagittarius.

552
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,120
I'm not really big on I know I'm
an Aquarius but that's all I

553
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,960
know.
November 22nd to December 21st.

554
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,920
There you go.
Oh, no.

555
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,120
All right, Saggy.
Really, Sagittarius?

556
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,920
OK, anyway, so we went.
Nice place.

557
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,160
Yeah.
Oh, it's yeah, it's in Wartley

558
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,040
in case.
They want to advertise for this

559
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,400
nice place.
Yeah, it is.

560
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,960
And the food is amazing.
Like, even if you're not really

561
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,200
sure about like, what is this
kind of concoction on the menu,

562
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,080
anything you order will be
delicious at this place.

563
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,040
Like, guarantee that.
So the food might leave you

564
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,920
being a bit curious, energetic
and adventurous, since people

565
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,800
born under the signs of
Sagittarius are said to be those

566
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,320
things.
Are they?

567
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,080
Well then yes, I guess.
And you should be when.

568
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,600
You go to Sagittarius.
Is that the Archer?

569
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,760
Oh, the Archer.
OK, alright.

570
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,040
I don't.
I don't.

571
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,640
I didn't know the Archer wasn't
even aside.

572
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,960
I didn't know.
I didn't.

573
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,440
I didn't.
I didn't either.

574
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,960
Anyway, so I get together with
my, I would say high school

575
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,680
friends, but we've actually all
been friends since we were in

576
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,280
grade 2, I think.
And there's five of us that kind

577
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,000
of have grown up together and
stayed in touch.

578
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,480
And some of them, I mean, we,
we've all kind of live in

579
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,640
different cities and towns now,
so we don't see each other a

580
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,280
lot.
But every Christmas we've had a

581
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,880
Christmas dinner together every
year since grade 9.

582
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,680
So I don't even know how many
not.

583
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Really.
A Christmas dinner?

584
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,080
Because this was.
Yeah, it used to be like at

585
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,240
Christmas, but then once we like
got older and got really busy.

586
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,960
It morphed into.
Now it's January, Yeah.

587
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,680
So we planned it and we went to
this Saji.

588
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,680
We went here last time as well.
And, and we loved the food and

589
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,920
what we did was everybody kind
of, we got a bunch of different

590
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,240
dishes and we all just shared
and everything, everything was

591
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,640
to die for.
That is being adventurous.

592
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,760
That's fun.
Yeah, it was delicious.

593
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,440
So good.
So we're it's so it's in Wortley

594
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,480
Village, so it's kind of, it's
in an old house, so it's not

595
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,160
very big.
And our table was kind of a

596
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,600
weird shaped table.
It's kind of like an oblong

597
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,240
table in a Bay window.
So three of us were sitting with

598
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,520
our backs to the window like in
the Bay window and two were on

599
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,440
the aisle basically.
But the table kind of went like

600
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,240
into two points at the end.
It was kind of oblong and weird.

601
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,200
So at one point during this
dinner, the the water carafe is

602
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,560
sitting at one end of the table,
but near me and my friend, we're

603
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,640
kind of at the ends of about
across from each other by the

604
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,160
water craft.
And all of a sudden out of

605
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,720
nowhere, the water carafe just
falls off the table and crashes

606
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,200
and breaks.
And we didn't even know what it

607
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,880
was.
All we heard was some sound and

608
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,200
we're like, I thought, oh,
somebody dropped a dish.

609
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,680
And then I looked over and
realized it was our water that

610
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,680
had dumped over.
And so my friend and I, who are

611
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,560
sitting closest to it, look at
each other like, did you, did

612
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,960
you knock that?
Did you hit it with your?

613
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,000
Both of us are like, no, we
didn't, I didn't even touch it.

614
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,120
She didn't touch it.
Nobody touched it.

615
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,640
I said, was it right on the edge
of the table like, and we

616
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,320
thought, I don't think so.
So the waitress comes over

617
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,080
immediately because everybody
hears, it's a very small place.

618
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,280
Everybody hears it.
So, you know, the waitress comes

619
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,200
over and she's like, oh, it's
OK.

620
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,720
And I said, well, was the table,
is it like sloped?

621
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,160
Is was did it like slide off the
table?

622
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,760
And she picks it up.
She's like, no, the table's

623
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,480
pretty dry.
Like, there's no wet water on

624
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,120
there that it would slide on.
I don't know.

625
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,280
This is so straight.
And we're like, we're looking at

626
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,360
each other, like, did we hit
this somehow?

627
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,280
I don't know how this thing fell
off.

628
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,080
You know, we're feeling badly
that their water carafe is

629
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,840
broken.
Now they're mopping it all up.

630
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,080
And then another waitress comes
over and she says, you know, we

631
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,640
bought all these new water
carafes a few months ago.

632
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,480
And we don't break a lot of
things here at all.

633
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,320
But we have broken four of those
since we bought them.

634
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:26,160
And last time it happened, I
feel like, you know, nobody

635
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,320
touched it either.
And everybody thought it's a

636
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,400
ghost just knocking it off the
table.

637
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,720
And so we were like, I think
that's what happened because

638
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,200
neither of us touched this thing
and somehow it just fell off.

639
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,000
Hold on.
Yes.

640
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,240
I don't know.
It was not near the edge of the

641
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,920
table.
It was not hit by us because we

642
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,080
had lots of space on that end
and it it just somehow fell off

643
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,000
the table.
I don't know how.

644
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,240
What a pile of horse hockey.
That's got to be the answer.

645
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,240
It's a big old house.
There has to be a ghost.

646
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,080
No, it's an old man.
That's one of you kicked the

647
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,240
table, one of you knocked it
off.

648
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Nobody did that.
I don't know how that happened.

649
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,960
I don't know how it fell off.
And even the waitress said we,

650
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,600
we don't break a lot of things,
but these carafes keep falling

651
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,920
off tables.
Okay.

652
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,560
And we were like, well, the
ghost obviously doesn't like

653
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,080
that.
And she's like, I know that's

654
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,160
what I'm thinking.
What do you think happened?

655
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,080
Well, we all just thought it was
very curious.

656
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,280
I don't know really what to do
with that, other than I think

657
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,040
there's a ghost there.
Yeah.

658
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,960
And I think the waitress agrees.
She's the one that kind of

659
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,560
brought that brought it up.
It has something to get those

660
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,600
collapse.
Yes, I don't like this style or

661
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,080
something.
Y'all, y'all think it was the

662
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,800
food to die for?
Everybody here at the table

663
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,600
think it's a ghost because yeah,
as your waitress, I agree with

664
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,160
you.
How's my tip?

665
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,360
She wasn't the one she.
Was number one actually.

666
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Getting the tip?
Don't get into large argument

667
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,760
with guests.
Whether it goes surreal or not.

668
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,520
Just agree with them and get
your tip and get them out at one

669
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,040
place.
We need the table.

670
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,840
What happened to the water
craft?

671
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,040
We don't know.
It was a good It just fell off.

672
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,760
Nobody touched.
It we did.

673
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,280
I didn't touch it.
I didn't kick the table.

674
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,200
Yes, that's fine.
I need somebody else.

675
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,080
Sure, we have somewhere has been
to Saji and the same thing has

676
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,920
happened.
Sure, ladies who look like you

677
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,600
get together once a year for a
Christmas party.

678
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,120
It was a ghost, yeah.
And we were drinking of.

679
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,120
This right anyone?
Need another wine?

680
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,840
Yes, you're saving.
You're saving the HST in this

681
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,800
meal.
Make sure you give your waitress

682
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,880
a nice tip.
We did save the HST.

683
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,640
No, you did, yes.
Yeah, that was a nice.

684
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,280
Surprise I gave you a nice tip
because they got to buy a new

685
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:55,400
carafe that you kicked off.
Yeah, well, you better get a

686
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,120
nicer one that the ghost
approves of.

687
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,080
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

688
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,240
It's a podcast.
We have a website,

689
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,400
itsunderwhelming.ca.
Go there, there's stuff there.

690
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,480
We'll have we're we're always
putting stuff there.

691
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,080
We got lots of stuff there.
And, and you can, you know, find

692
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,600
out how to sponsor us.
We'd love to have sponsors.

693
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,880
We need sponsors.
Keep going.

694
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,760
Yes, we would.
Yeah.

695
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,440
Sponsors help us pay for things
like producing this podcast

696
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,320
because we have to pay for
certain things, editing software

697
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,160
and websites, hosting software
hosting.

698
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And in turn, you know who to
call for all your handyman

699
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,520
services, Keenan and Keenan
Handyman.

700
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,240
Services.
That's right, they sponsored us

701
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today.
Win, win, win.

702
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,440
That's right, Johnny Keating can
help you with any household task

703
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,160
and if it's something that you
he thinks you might need a

704
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licensed professional for, he
can tell you that as well.

705
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,160
So if you need help you know
fixing cleaning your gutters or

706
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,760
fixing AI don't know drywall at.
All like an old house that might

707
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,400
be a restaurant now that maybe
the table's a little bit wonky,

708
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,120
I don't know.
If you can get rid of ghosts

709
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,760
though.
Yeah, I looked it up. 175

710
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,239
Wartley Rd. was built in 1905.
Right.

711
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,679
I think they've pretty old.
I think they might have a ghost.

712
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:25,480
But the food, again, so good, so
good.

713
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,320
Well, the ghost approves the
food.

714
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,520
The ghost approves of the food.
You can get ahold of us at

715
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:36,040
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com.
We're on social media pretty

716
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,960
much everywhere.
Leave us a message.

717
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,840
Tell us what you think of the
podcast.

718
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,719
And this is the point in which
we.

719
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,400
Yeah, we read some of your
correspondence.

720
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,239
Yeah, we love to get your
emails, comments, messages on

721
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,480
our website underwhelming.ca.
Like Deb sent us a message

722
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,120
through our website, she says
and Dave was talking about this

723
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,880
couple of episodes ago.
Just listen to your latest

724
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,240
podcast and had to share that my
what my five year old grandson

725
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,880
told me.
Hey Nana, I have happy nuts.

726
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,320
It was hilarious and yes, it was
Powder and he was happy to share

727
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,840
the name with everyone.
Love your podcast, keep up the

728
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,280
great work.
Happy nuts.

729
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,640
Nobody wants happy nuts.
So nobody wants sad nuts, right?

730
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,560
Am I right?
Foreman of.

731
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,000
Course you couldn't be more
correct.

732
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,680
That's right.
That's.

733
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,080
Nobody wants sad nuts.
That's rhetorical.

734
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,000
I don't want you to have sad
nuts either.

735
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,200
Sure.
So my friends who you know John

736
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:34,360
and Jan, he's he gave her the
digital scale for her birthday.

737
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,880
Yes, and you wanted to know And
then he gave her a low flow

738
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,680
toilet once for I don't know
when.

739
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,040
I don't know if that was a
birthday or Mother's Day.

740
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,640
Previous year or something?
Yes.

741
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,400
Right.
And so you asked, well, what

742
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,640
else did she?
And I'm like, yeah, you know

743
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:52,160
what, I don't know.
And I got a text just before we

744
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:57,120
started recording this podcast
from my friend John.

745
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,800
It says stop the presses.
I'm watching due to

746
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:07,360
underwhelming demand right now.
Jan got from Santa a certificate

747
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:15,680
for rust proofing our car.
OK, I will just leave that

748
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:16,840
there.
I don't.

749
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,000
Think better or worse than a
backpack sprayer.

750
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,840
I don't know that we need.
To discuss that.

751
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,520
I don't know that we need to go
any further.

752
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,360
I think we could just let that
sure.

753
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,960
Well, that has actually inspired
Dutch from the Kinsman.

754
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,200
Oh yes.
He gave me a call at 104.7 Heart

755
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,080
FM the other day.
Hey, I was talking to a buddy of

756
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,360
mine that was at the live show
and he started to listen to your

757
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:46,200
podcast and he told me that he
was really intrigued about

758
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,680
Dave's story about getting a
vacuum for his wife.

759
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,840
So he decided, he asked me about
it and I sat there and said,

760
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,720
well, do you really want to do
this?

761
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:58,000
This is like the favorite to
inform and podcast all over

762
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,040
again.
And he sits there and goes,

763
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,680
well, my wife's got arthritis.
I want to get it for her because

764
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,400
I do all the vacuums.
So then I'm going to get her a

765
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,280
new vacuum, but he wants to get
an I robot.

766
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,880
But he does all the vacuuming.
But he doesn't know the vacuum,

767
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,120
so he buys her the top of the
line.

768
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,560
I robot that does everything.
He avoids all the pet Doo Doo

769
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,840
that could be, you know, on the
floor or whatever like that.

770
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,160
And she opens it up.
She goes, well, I don't vacuum,

771
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,160
you vacuum, So what the hell?
Why do I want this?

772
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,680
This is not a present for me.
This is a present for you.

773
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,960
So where's my real gap?
Yeah.

774
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,880
That's there isn't a real this.
That's a gift for himself.

775
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,880
So now he did.
Now nobody has to vacuum.

776
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,320
Well, yeah, so he she's like,
oh, where's my real gap?

777
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,360
Where is my real gap, Larry?
Where's my real gift, Larry?

778
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:53,880
You had to go back out.
Yes, and he should have.

779
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,800
Yeah, I agree with that.
I believe he should.

780
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,520
I think having a Roomba in their
situation is a good idea.

781
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,920
I don't think it should have
been her Christmas gift.

782
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,840
Yeah.
But yeah, you know, if he really

783
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,280
wanted one, that baddie should
have dropped a hint.

784
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,760
Yes.
I thought you were going to say

785
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,520
he bought it for himself.
As a gift.

786
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,040
That was a bad idea, that's why.
He went wrong there.

787
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,840
That's.
A good idea, Bad idea?

788
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,800
That's bad.
That's bad.

789
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,400
Bad idea on the on the same
topic.

790
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,120
Well, not the same topic, but if
it was staying with people I've

791
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,720
met through Heart FM.
Do you remember Gerald?

792
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:32,200
And I think I mentioned him
mid-december, maybe episode 105.

793
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,480
I want to say Gerald.
Yes.

794
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,200
All right, well, I'm on my way
up to Manitoulin Island from

795
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,880
Woodstock tonight, so Oh my
goodness.

796
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,320
Don't give me something to
listen to.

797
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,080
You know, listen to the radio
show before, didn't know where

798
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,600
we went.
I met him in person.

799
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,000
He was making a donation for a
toy drive in Woodstock.

800
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,440
Nice.
And then we had a joke on that

801
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,400
episode to say, well, ha, ha,
ha.

802
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,000
Gerald, Let us know when you
catch up to this episode.

803
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,480
This is November 2024.
We'll see when Gerald checks in

804
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,800
to see he's caught up with this
up.

805
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,720
Gerald, let us know when you've
made it here, OK?

806
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,200
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, let us know when.

807
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,120
You made it.
And it was, and I've been

808
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:11,040
meaning to bring this up because
it was before Christmas when he

809
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,880
I saw him again or he had called
or something like that to say,

810
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,160
by the way, I've caught up and I
heard that.

811
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,200
Wow, good.
OK.

812
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,120
So within two weeks, he listened
to 105 episodes.

813
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,840
See what?
Happens when you when you when

814
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,680
you do that, you see, when you
listen to that many all at once,

815
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:34,240
then you're either you want to,
you know, hurl, throw up, you

816
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,800
have violent diarrhea.
You never want to hear us again

817
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:43,920
or, or or you're like, well, now
I'm hooked.

818
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,600
Now I'm hooked.
Now I know what I.

819
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,160
Need.
I need another five?

820
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,280
What are you guys doing?
Giving me one a week?

821
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,040
That's right.
Yeah.

822
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,680
Sorry, Gerald.
Sorry.

823
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,400
Sorry, once a week.
Once a week.

824
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,680
But we're glad you're here with
us now.

825
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,240
Yeah, we are.
On episode 108.

826
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,640
Yeah.
I have an e-mail from Debbie,

827
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,400
who says here's a fun fact for
Rachel.

828
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,880
So here's Rachel's fun facts.
Oh OK, Mort Walker, the guy who

829
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,960
created the Beetle Bailey and
high and Lowest comic strips

830
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,560
which I've never heard of.
Sorry.

831
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,320
Bailey I have high and lowest I
don't.

832
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,880
Remember, I recognize that name
now.

833
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,400
I got Beetle Bailey high and
low.

834
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,000
No came up with the idea for
using random symbols like

835
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,280
exclamation points and hashtags
to represent swear words in

836
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,480
cartoons, and the official term
for it is Grolix.

837
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Grolix.
He created, Yeah.

838
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,120
The cartoon strips would always
put yeah, yeah, you know, there

839
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,280
was a turn and that was yeah,
basically.

840
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,280
There's a fun fact.
I have a fun fact for all of you

841
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,680
that I found today I thought was
a very you know, and I, I don't

842
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:55,240
know how fun you'll find it, but
Mick Jagger has a son who is

843
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:58,920
younger than his great
grandchild by two years.

844
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,080
Suck on that one.
I'm just trying to figure that

845
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,480
out in my head.
Yeah.

846
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:13,360
Well, yeah, that is that's.
All right, well, I have a

847
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,920
upcoming this week and it hasn't
happened yet.

848
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,720
My hockey games, hockey
practices, my Learn to.

849
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,600
Play hockey, start.
You won't let this go.

850
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,040
Anyway, well, we're recording
today.

851
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,760
It starts in two days from this,
so I will talk about it on the

852
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,960
next episode.
I'll let you know how the first

853
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,680
one went.
Okay, But I got an e-mail from

854
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,840
your friend Dave Jan Jan, who
got the scale and the rust

855
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,760
proofing for Christmas.
She said a low flow toilet.

856
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,400
And the low flow.
Yeah, I who could forget that?

857
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,280
Jan says.
Congratulations, Rachel, for

858
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,600
trying to learn hockey.
You will have lots of laughs.

859
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,960
I wanted to tell you that I
joined a beginner line dancing

860
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,400
group once.
I didn't know how to do any of

861
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,800
the moves, but we were all
beginners, so it was going to be

862
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,840
OK.
Oh, no, they were all pros and I

863
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,360
felt ridiculous.
Guess they just said beginners

864
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,520
to get new people.
I didn't last long, but she then

865
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,800
she laughed.
Have fun.

866
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,440
You'll look great in your hockey
gear.

867
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,640
From Jan.
Thank you, Jan.

868
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,800
Oh, 'cause we're gonna show.
I put it on.

869
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,760
I'm gonna take photos.
I know I gotta get photos.

870
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,640
Jeremy keeps getting at me.
He's like, we gotta get your

871
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,560
hockey bag together.
I'm like, OK, I know I'm.

872
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,040
I'm a little worried about
dressing myself and skating

873
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,560
generally.
So it's.

874
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,160
Important to put the pads in the
right.

875
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,560
Spot Jeremy, if he would dress
me and put me on the ice and he

876
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,360
said no, so I have to do it
myself, No I wouldn't.

877
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,760
And and just play me necessarily
need a photo, but I do

878
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,920
absolutely need a video.
OK, OK.

879
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,880
We'll see what we can do.