It's Going to End with Fireworks! (Ep. 124)

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My kids are so loud in movie,
like they talk, they're trying

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to tell me things and I'm like
quiet and they're just.

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Where do they get that from
Rachel?

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I don't.
I don't know, Jesus Christ, I

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don't know.
I don't know.

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Are you recording?
Because I'm not.

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Time to start a podcast after
that.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast.
Do you actually?

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Actually this is the Ottawa
Senators of podcasts.

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Because as you know, neither us
or or the Senators will win the

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Stanley Cup this year.
So sad.

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Like Us the podcast, that's
sure.

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That's what we need.
Poor Foreman, how do you feel

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about that?
Yeah, bummed.

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I'm sorry, Forman.
I I'm not rubbing it in.

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That's not like I'm just trying
to make a joke, that's all.

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Just remembered, I I suppose I
have to buy you some beer still.

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Yeah, that would be nice.
I.

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Would.
Oh yes, the bat is still on.

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The bat and I would like that,
Yeah, right.

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Not that the Toronto make
beliefs are going to win a

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Stanley Cup anytime soon, but
I'm just saying OK on the

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podcast today if you'd like to
know Rachel does not want to be

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who she is.
That's fascinating.

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We'll have that will require
some thought It's.

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A therapy session, guys.
That would.

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Be because I know how helpful
you are.

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Dave wonders what the deal is
with dump trucks.

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Yeah, what's the deal?
And trucks, that's right, we're

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going to play.
What's the deal?

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And Foreman has no idea what to
get someone for Mother's Day.

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I can't imagine who.
No, I actually had no exactly

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what to get my wife Ashley for
Mother's Day.

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Got it wrong.
You know.

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And I trust, Rachel, that you
had a very good Mother's Day and

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happy belated Mother's Day at
this point, although at the time

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of this recording it is before
Mother.

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'S day just prior to Mother's
Day.

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That's right, yeah.
OK, so Mother's Day, hopefully

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you all had a great day.
Whoa, though, I 'cause I am

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having and I, I'm sure, 'cause
we have made this, I have made

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this abundantly clear that this
time of year is a very busy time

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for Dave to try to come up with
ideas for gifts.

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Because this mother's the
Mother's Day weekend, Mother's

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Day is was Sunday and my wife's
birthday was Saturday.

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Oh, right.
OK, I actually thought it was

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the.
Same day but I miss.

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I'm guess I miscalculated.
Some years.

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It is, some years it is but so
try that one on for size.

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So you're gonna have a birthday
and then Mother's Day, Yeah.

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And our and our anniversary was
a few days ago.

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Oh, right.
That's right.

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Why did you do everything in
May?

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I didn't give birth to my wife,
so don't blame me for that.

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No, you picked a wedding date.
Yeah, the wedding.

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Yeah, I guess I did do that.
That was dumb.

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Although I'm not I'm not sure I
picked the wedding date.

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You also didn't pick that you
didn't have a choice.

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Yeah, I don't know if I recall
who picked that, but it may not

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have been me.
You were.

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Given a date on which to show up
in a tuxedo.

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Exactly, yes.
That's how it works.

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Yeah, well, my wife Ashley has
actually, she told me exactly

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what she would like for mothers
that.

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Doesn't count she's.
Terrible.

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I knew you guys would say that
you could.

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You have to think of it on your
own.

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Do you though?
Yes, I think so.

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Dave Well, you try to.
Yeah, but what if she beats to

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it?
And you don't have to.

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OK, I'll be.
Telling you you can't take

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credit for that.
I mean, I'm not taking credit.

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That could happen in your life,
I guess.

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But that's.
Not something I'm right off the

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bat before you know anything
else about the story.

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I'm saying she chose it.
OK, OK.

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She told you exactly what she
wanted for Mother's Day.

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She even took a picture of it on
the shelf on sale at Canadian

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Tire and wrote Mother's Day.
It's for it's from Canadian Tire

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Foreman.
Go to a jewelry store.

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Go to it.
Don't buy the the Mother's Day

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gift from Canadian.
Tire.

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Nope.
I swear this isn't going to end

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well.
Yeah, I would like a follow up.

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Nick, that can't be your only
gift.

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Next week's podcast, we need to
follow up.

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Well, you'll still have some
time, and that can't be your

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only gift, I'm telling you right
now.

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Yes, I agree.
I think Foreman, you need to,

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you need to, you need to give
her something from the girls.

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Well, that's what the teachers
have been doing with them at

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school.
No, Foreman.

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Homemade thing that Emily has
been working on.

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Send you some jewelry options
from some stores you can go.

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Yeah, all right.
Why don't you tell?

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Me What do you see on Canadian
Tire that's ideal for your wife?

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And before I tell you what it
is, just I will have you know

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that I have floated this
question out there and I have a

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lot of support from other moms
on social media, OK, Saying like

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if I specifically tell you that
I want something, then yes, buy

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it for me.
Yes, yes.

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Very true, but you better get me
something else.

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Yep.
Yep, also true.

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Well, I don't know some another
person, Nicole wrote.

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If she sends you the hint, take
it and run.

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She did you a favor.
I love when my husband gets me

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kitchen gadgets, No.
No.

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No, I know what you're going to
say, Rachel.

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Yeah.
No, we learned that the hard

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way.
As you know, and I've told you

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many times, we as kids learned
the hard way not to buy that for

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mom as a gift.
Jeremy, ever bought you a

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kitchen gadget, Rachel?
No, not for a gift, no.

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However, I did buy him.
I did buy him, at his request,

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an air fryer for Christmas.
But that wasn't the only gift.

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That was one of many.
Much like Dave's gifting

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history.
There was another comment from

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Amber who said my husband has
bought me both a new vacuum and

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new garbage can for two
separate.

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Christmas.
OK, well the garbage can is not

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a gift.
Ever.

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Ever.
I much prefer the practical

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gift.
Anybody asks for a garbage can,

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you must have.
You must need nothing if all you

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want is a new.
Garbage.

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Yeah, Really.
Jesus, I would.

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Rather have a colonoscopy than a
new garbage.

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How do you get rid of the old
garbage can?

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Because they think it's the can.
They don't take it.

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I don't.
Know and.

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Then it's giving and then it's
another chore to do.

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I just feel like if you're if
you're OK with a garbage can as

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a gift, you've you've been given
lousy gifts all your life.

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You've been conditioned to
accept that.

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Conditioned and you're.
Yeah, just perpetually

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disappointed.
Sure.

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Well, this gift that I have
purchased now follows a series

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of discussions in recent times
about how we don't even know how

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we acquired them, other than
probably since both of us went

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to college and came with some.
And now we're still using them

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and they're terrible and they're
falling apart and they're about

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to be a safety risk when water
is boiling in them.

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So she sent me the pictures of
exactly the set she wanted.

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Oh God, what did you?
Buy Oh, you just got it right

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there.
You bought new pots and pans.

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It's a 10 piece stainless steel
cook set from Canadian Tire.

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No.
That's OK, Actually I don't.

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No, it's not.
That's an OK Mother's Day gift,

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I think.
Buying that for I don't want

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that for a gift.
That's an OK Mother's Day gift.

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I actually, I believe there's a
part of me you.

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Just buying that anyway.
But it's not cheap.

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No, but it's not.
Cheap, but you need it and it's

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on sale, so then go buy
something from, you know,

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people's.
Like what?

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A nice necklace?
I don't know.

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Must be nice to be able to
afford like.

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The one you're wearing right
now, Rachel.

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My bare neck.
Yeah, it.

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Must be nice.
It must be.

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Nice.
Well, I don't leave my house.

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Ashley has like a real job.
If it was like a a blender or a

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mixer or I think did you say it
ain't a little?

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If that's what she told you she
wants, I'm OK with that.

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But I still think you need to
give her a something small,

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something from the girls.
Yes, which they're working on at

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school with their teachers.
Oh.

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My God.
Dude, you're going to lose.

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You need an.
Update on this, you're going to

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lose.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast that's, you
know, like the weather on the

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May 2 four weekend.
Hit or miss?

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At the start of it and I just
think it better be good.

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Hit or miss, that's what the
podcast or the weather.

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Both part of the weekend.
This better be good.

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All right, don't even.
Disappoint you on one of those

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fronts, yeah.
Exactly.

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Foreman kicked it off.
I think you did.

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All right.
Yeah, Sorry.

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OK, it's my turn.
And I have an issue with dump

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trucks.
They're bigger than theirs.

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Well, dump trucks have been
around since before I was I was

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born and they're still around.
I don't want to take people's

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jobs away.
I don't.

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That's not what I'm.
I just am tired of them.

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I just think I got behind like
not one, but two, but three.

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Like there's construction like
and I live in the city.

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You don't know, Rachel, there's
no construction in your city.

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They put up a house, Big deal.
You know, like there's nothing

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you don't live in.
But in here, it's construction

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season.
So wherever you go, there's dump

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trucks.
I and I went why do we still

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have these?
I think we like trucks.

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I do.
They move a lot of things.

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Well, you either are the dump
truck driver that goes, you

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know, I'm not going to shift the
gears that fast, or you're the

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dump truck driver that knows
are.

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They gear shifts, are they?
Oh God, yes.

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They're manual.
Yes, Rachel, all trucks are

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manual.
Are they?

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Well, the.
Bigger ones are becoming

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automatic, but yeah, generally
you're driving. 10.

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Speed, Yeah, you're driving like
a 10 or 12 speed thing.

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Part of the.
Reason you need a special

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license.
But my question is at this point

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2025 and I've lived a long full
life and I would like to

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continue living a long full life
hating everybody on the road.

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I know where I'm headed so it
doesn't really matter.

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That's why I want to continue
living.

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My.
I know where I'm going to end

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up.
That's why I want to live a long

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life.
But anyway, it's 2025 and it

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occurred to me the other day as
I was stuck behind two of them,

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one and then another, and we're
in a single lane and there's

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nothing you can do about it.
I'm wondering to myself, Gee, in

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2025, can't we come up with a
better idea?

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Isn't there a fast better?
Way yeah than what?

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Dump trucks.
Well, just a faster way to move

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dirt, whatever is in that dump
truck.

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And most of the time, Rachel,
it's basically dirt.

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Yeah, What do you want to do
with it?

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Like, you know, I.
Want it to move faster Foreman.

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But how?
I want and.

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The way you.
Were dead.

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Look, I you can have.
Smaller dump trucks that move

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there's a little more are.
Smaller.

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There are smaller dump trucks
and they do move faster Rachel,

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but not fast enough.
Right.

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Not for you, Dave.
I just want to go like when the

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light turns green, let's go and
not.

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What do you want to have happen
other than dump trucks?

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Because here's an idea though,
when we had our pool done and

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they had to take all the dirt
from the back to the front, they

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used a conveyor belt to put the
dirt on and then it shipped it

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to the front yard into the dump.
Truck in my backyard and I'm

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still dealing with the tire
mark.

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You could build like overhead
conveyor belts and then instead

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of the trucks.
How do you these things about?

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Well, exactly.
This is very What do you do

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other than dump trucks, Dave?
Look, the guys driving dump

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trucks have a I don't want to
eliminate their jobs.

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I want to make their jobs
easier.

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I want to make them loved on
beloved on the road, not hated.

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And they look, there are some
dump truck drivers and I'm

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positive I, I know this to be a
fact that they're just like me.

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They hate the rest of us on the
road and they're going to go as

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slow as they please.
They don't care.

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And then there are the double
dump trucks.

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You ever been stuck behind one
of those?

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You don't want to be double dump
truck pulling another dump

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truck.
Here's what I think 95% of OK,

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94% of the smart people in the
world should be trying to cure

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cancer 'cause I'm sick and tired
of losing people that I love and

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I know and from that.
So that's fine.

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Then we can take another 3% or
4% that can maybe work on peace,

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harmony and, and, and, and
feeding the hungry.

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Can we do that?
And then can we just have?

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1% of the smart people in the
world make dump trucks faster.

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Can't we do that?
I know it's possible.

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I know it's got to be possible.
We've made cars faster.

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We've made planes faster.
I think we've we've made train

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on the back of it.
We've made trains.

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Faster, yeah.
Why has nobody stopped and and

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and thought just like AM IA
genius or AM IA just a dumb

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radio guy who just goes what the
hell Why is it taking so long?

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To move a truck faster, they
must have made like transports,

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whatever, all of those, they
must have made them lighter or

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something so that they can get
up to speed faster.

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No, like, haven't they?
Probably I'm.

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Sure they have.
At the risk of going down the

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road, I don't want to go down,
but I think you're the future.

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Especially with all the dump
trucks around Saint Thomas

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working on that frigging VW
battery plant.

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Maybe that battery plant
eventually can make batteries

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big and strong enough to power a
dump truck.

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Because when you drive an
electric vehicle, the power is

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instantaneous.
There you go.

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See.
Hey, it's a universal feeling.

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If you if you turn or a vehicle
turns in front of you and it's a

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dump truck and you're right
behind it.

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Every single person is like
mother.

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Yeah.
Exactly.

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No, I know, no.
Why did you do this to me?

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No, Get out of the way.
Yeah.

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I know somebody has to go.
Hey.

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Yeah, Anyway.
So if I'm the guy, I'll take the

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fall, you know, get out of my
way.

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They brought it up.
We all remember that.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
It's a podcast that's kind of

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like the main 2 for a long
weekend.

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It's going to end with
fireworks.

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Foreman guarantees it.
Yes, at the Thamesford

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Callithumpian.
The theme this year is

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Callithumpian goes Country.
Was it not country before?

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I mean there an e-mail.
From your mom, but OK, that's

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fine.
That's right.

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That's the fireworks I was
hoping for, but all right.

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His mom only writes every like
couple months like we just had

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one from her I wish you 2
episodes ago.

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So we didn't.
Oh, we don't have one.

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No, I'm sorry.
She has not enough.

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We love your mom, Foreman.
We like to hear.

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From her, mostly.
About you.

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We're starting to get some
fireworks, just like I thought.

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Just poke him at them.
He gets tired.

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Well, I I don't have any
fireworks for you, but I am

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going last.
This is so it's my turn and my

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husband.
Is not a segue.

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I'm not giving you the siren.
Remotely a.

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Segue, it is kind of.
Not really.

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Now it.
Really, this is not a firework,

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but I'm going last.
Well, you said fireworks at the

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end, so the end and I'm this is
it.

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That's fine, fine, all right.
Don't expect me to bring any

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fireworks.
I know you're still trying, but

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it's still not quite working.
It'll.

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Never be good enough when am I
good enough my husband was just

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away for a few for two nights, 3
days and for work and I hate it

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when he goes away because I just
I don't I don't love it I have

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friends whose husbands go away
quite a bit and they really

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enjoy that I really hate it I.
Don't.

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Is it because you have to do
everything?

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Yeah, mostly.
Yeah, I think that's yeah.

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And I don't if one of us is
missing out of the four of us, I

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I just feel like some something,
something's missing, right.

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There's a piece gone which I
hate, but yeah.

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No, no, no, no, no, you won't.
What do you mean?

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Wait.
Wait till your children get a

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little older and when one of
them's away you'll be like.

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That's so quiet and clean.
Great.

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Yeah.
I did notice though, the

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cleaning ladies were here when
he was gone.

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And the house?
Go on, please.

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Yeah, please.
And the house?

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The house stayed cleaner for
like an extra 24 hours because

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so I've been blaming the kids
but I actually think it's him.

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Anyway, that's not what I was
going to talk about, but so I he

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was away and I, I don't love it
when he's away.

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Just because ascertained.
Why?

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And, you know, ascertained why,
Yeah.

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And so tonight he was back.
He's back and came home after

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work today so as as of this
recording.

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And I said to him in the car, I
said, you know, I am a strong

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independent woman, as you all
know.

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But I really don't want to have
to be like, I'm glad that you're

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back.
And he thought that that was the

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funniest thing.
Funny.

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I was like you.
Thought it was funny.

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Yeah, but I just don't want to
have to like, do everything, you

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know?
Like I'm not cut out to be a

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single parent.
I'm not cut out to do

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everything.
You better be.

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00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,760
Yeah, well, you better be
particularly nice to Jeremy.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I even don't mind that I have to

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watch his stupid sports when
he's gone because he's gone.

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And I'm like, well, what am I
going to watch?

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We either watch sports or stupid
cop shows, and when he's gone, I

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don't know what to watch.
And then I ended up watching a

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documentary on Donald Trump that
was five years old.

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That's what I watched, Yeah.
How lame is that?

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That's a very weird choice.
I know.

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Yeah, that's the you don't play
then.

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I went to bed angry and couldn't
sleep.

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I had a bad sleep because I was
by myself.

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And then I thought, thank God
he's coming home.

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Soon, thank God he's a look on
for today.

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And so.
I don't know how my friends do

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this with their husbands.
Ghana for like a week or 10 days

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at a time.
Well, you know they enjoy it.

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If my wife had said to me that,
what is it exactly?

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You said I, I.
I, I'm a strong, I'm an

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independent woman, right?
I'm raising 2 independent little

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girls but I just, I don't want
to have to do that right?

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Yeah, if my wife had said that
to me, I don't know what I I

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wouldn't have laughed.
I would have looked over and

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gone.
I don't know what the answer to

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that is.
I don't.

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I don't know.
I know the answer isn't

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laughter.
I know it's not laughter.

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I think probably my answer would
have been in yours too form and

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initially would have been huh
because.

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Not prepared for that one.
Well, you know what?

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I would not be prepared for that
one, no.

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The girls were got home from
school and I said dad's going to

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be home any minute.
So they were like, OK, so they

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went outside to wait for him and
he came home like 10 minutes

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later and they said, dad, dad,
you're home.

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Can you kill the spider?
It's been in the house.

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OK.
And he's like, oh, that's what

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I'm good for.
OK, That's right.

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I was like, well.
They didn't even tell me about

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the spider.
I would have actually killed it.

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Exactly.
See, that's what I would expect

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when I walked in the door.
There's a spider.

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Can you get rid of it?
They met him on the driveway.

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They're excited that he's home.
Because we need you to kill the

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spider.
After I sit under the scale.

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Actually, Jeremy, because it's
garbage night and I didn't want

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to have to do that so.
At the opposite end of the scale

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would I?
There was a time when everyone

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would say, hey, Daddy's home.
Yeah.

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And now I come home and no one
even looks up from the tablets.

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Yes, yes, ever.
And many Times Now I get hey

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Mommy killed a spider while you
were away so like I don't even

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think they would notice if I was
gone for.

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Me.
What good am I then?

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What do I do around here?
I'm not fulfilling any purpose

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other than like the lawn's not
cut.

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00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,720
Well, yeah, the lawn has to be
cut and also we have two more

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ceiling fans that need to be
installed so that he has to do

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that this weekend.
He only got one of three put up

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before he left.
Why you didn't do one while he

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was gone?
No.

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I don't do that.
He has to do that.

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I can't change electrical.
Can you cut the grass?

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No.
Oh my God, Ashley got the

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funniest text from her mom
because her parents are going

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away for like 10 days or 12 days
and and Marlene texted Ashley

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hey can you cut our grass while
we're away?

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Which Ashley immediately tried
to pass off to me and I said.

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She asked you, right?
You know what my mom would

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directly text Jeremy.
Yes, she knows better.

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I'm surprised that Marlene
texted Ashley.

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Knows better.
He knows better.

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Anyway, he's home and all is
well.

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And yes, Marlene will cut the
grass.

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That, oh, do we get a couple.

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Pennies.
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Thank you.
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I have an e-mail from Debbie.
She sent this a couple weeks

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00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,280
ago.
So sorry Debbie that we're just

456
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,640
getting it to it to it now.
She says I'm a little behind on

457
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,320
episodes but I was on vacation
and I missed two weeks.

458
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,480
FYII did take more underwear
than needed, but my reasoning is

459
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,680
that after I go for a swim and
take my suit off, I put on clean

460
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,280
underwear, even if I only wore a
pair for an hour that day.

461
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,800
I have a thing about putting
underwear back on that I haven't

462
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,760
that I've already taken off.
That's fair enough.

463
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,480
I think I have that thing too.
I don't.

464
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,720
Well, I have a thing when I put
on underwear, but that's a

465
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,760
completely different story.
Yeah, if they've come entirely

466
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,040
off, they've come off you want.
To come back I get.

467
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,280
Yeah, I get sure.
I have comments on many shows

468
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,360
that I haven't gotten around
descending because I was driving

469
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,440
and then I forgot I was just
walking my dog and listened to

470
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,960
episode 119, which
coincidentally included an

471
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,360
e-mail from somebody who said
they were walking and listening

472
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,560
to their dog.
In that episode, you talked

473
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,880
about Dave's friend who had a
cat in his freezer.

474
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,640
Yes, we have put a hamster and
also a cat in the freezer.

475
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,400
Not at the same time.
Oh well, I thought maybe they

476
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,040
were friends or something, I
don't know.

477
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,760
The reason was because we wanted
to bury them.

478
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,440
The hamster was our daughters.
She was 7 or 8 and it was winter

479
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,760
and the ground was frozen.
So same issue.

480
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,200
They needed to go in the freezer
freezer until we could dig a

481
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,680
hole.
I don't know if that makes a

482
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,560
difference to your disgust, but
it was in the downstairs freezer

483
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,320
and not the fridge freezer that
has everyday use.

484
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,240
OK, I just the.
Deep freezer.

485
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,640
I wonder how properly wrapped
the dead.

486
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,640
End, I hope well.
Yes, that's all.

487
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,880
Sure, another reason you may
need to put a cat in the freezer

488
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,800
happened to my friend.
Your cat died at home on the

489
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,960
weekend.
This was when the emergency vet

490
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,520
was not operating 24 hours
because of a vet shortage, so

491
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,080
they had to put the cat in the
freezer until they could take it

492
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,600
to the vet.
The smell.

493
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,720
Having said that, there is no
excuse to have a cat in your

494
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,720
freezer for six months.
No.

495
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,400
Six months is a long term.
Is it still there, Dave?

496
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,960
Is it still there?
I I believe so.

497
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,160
At last check.
Still there?

498
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,000
Yeah, still.
There, tell us when that gets

499
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,040
removed Yeah, OK, she says
we'll.

500
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,080
Do that.
I yeah, we'll continue to ask.

501
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,040
We need to update, Debbie says.
In closing, today was the

502
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,920
announcement of Foreman's new
job at Country 104.

503
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,440
I love this news and I will now
tune into that station.

504
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,280
I kind of stopped listening to
the local country.

505
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,640
Radio.
After you guys left BX 93 Pure

506
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,480
Country.
Take care from Debbie.

507
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,720
Thank you, Debbie.
OK, well, fine, Foreman.

508
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,000
He's there, Foreman.
He's back.

509
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,320
Yep, back on the air, back doing
country music.

510
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,240
So.
Local country radio once again.

511
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,280
Yes.
Thanks to Rachel for taking all

512
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,680
those pictures my mom sent in
her last e-mail and posting them

513
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,240
everywhere.
I knew we were going to get

514
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,840
fireworks.
I told you fireworks.

515
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,600
And you know what?
Thanks, Foreman.

516
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,040
Are you upset?
I also sent them in our

517
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,440
newsletter, which you can sign
up for at underwhelming.ca.

518
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,800
Please do because I put a lot of
work into that every week and I

519
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,800
would like more subscribers.
I've looked at these pictures

520
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,160
everywhere, Foreman.
Everywhere.

521
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,280
Yeah, it was nice of your mom.
I have baby pictures of Foreman.

522
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,640
You bet your bottom dollar I'm
posting it everywhere I can.

523
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,600
Yes, I always liked it when
Foreman would be, and I never

524
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,520
understood it, but he used to
send us every summer a picture

525
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,720
of himself on a floaty at his
cottage.

526
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,600
Yeah, those were.
I still have those.

527
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,480
I think those.
Are my favorites.

528
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,440
I will post one out.
I think I've got you on a dunk

529
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,240
or something.
I'll post them upside down.

530
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,000
Yep, I'll post them in the
middle of winter saying see you

531
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,840
there.
Will you post them here or

532
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,680
there?
I will post them everywhere.

533
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,080
Everywhere, Yeah.
Thank you, Foreman, for those

534
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,480
always appreciate it.
So you're welcome.

535
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,560
Yeah.
Yeah, I.

536
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,960
Got to write a poem about that.
I see Foreman on a duck.

537
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,920
I see I.
Could see foreman on the truck a

538
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,800
train a train a train because I
hate him on a dump.

539
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:02,760
Some of the commentary on said
photographs are his cheeks are

540
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,960
so rosy, probably due to
everyone pinching them all the

541
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:12,360
time.
Also who cares about baby

542
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,400
foreman?
Where's baby Windsor?

543
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,920
Good point.
I could probably ask for a photo

544
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,240
of that.
Baby Windsor and baby Foreman

545
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,120
side by side would be.
I have.

546
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,080
You best believe there's plenty
of those.

547
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,560
I have adult Windsor and adult
Foreman I could do side by side.

548
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,080
Yeah, in the one of the me in
front of the birthday cake that

549
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,960
looks like an Easter Bunny.
Me as a quite a small child,

550
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,320
Deborah says.
I had that cake too, which is

551
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,200
hilarious because it's an
extremely unique cake.

552
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,080
Yeah, it is interesting.
Another comment like the

553
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,160
previous one from Sherry that
asks where's Winston?

554
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,240
Windsor.
Windsor.

555
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,040
No, I like, I like this.
I like that trend, yeah.

556
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,240
Start that one.
Where's?

557
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,680
Winston yeah, Jerry says.
You guys were right about Those

558
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,680
are some mighty cheeks.
Yeah, muscular.

559
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,560
And Cheryl, who makes the
foreman's elbows up Canadian

560
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,880
Pies.
OK, yes.

561
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,600
Wrote.
I think you're still cute,

562
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,040
Signed an old cougar.
Oh.

563
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,000
Well, that's nice, Foreman.
Yes, your dad looks like

564
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800
Engelbert Humperdinck.
Oh, does he?

565
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,600
I don't know.
What?

566
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,600
Engelbert Humperdinck.
I don't know you.

567
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,440
Shouldn't know who Engelbert
Humperdinck even is.

568
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,040
He's a he kind of does, yeah.
He's still alive.

569
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,280
He's 89.
Yeah, I don't think he looks

570
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,440
like.
No one with the eyebrows, Yeah.

571
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,600
There was commentary back in the
day of how we were the Bean

572
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,760
family because he looked
resembled more like Mr. Bean.

573
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,040
And really?
Angle No.

574
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,080
Here's like an old one of angle
for me I.

575
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,160
Had a little Mr. Bean.
Oh, my father, not me.

576
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,400
Yeah, well, you've got a little
Mr. Bean in you.

577
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,280
He's a handsome man.
Foreman Rowan Accurdson, your

578
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,560
dad and Engelbert hung for Dink
and And yeah, Trudy, actually,

579
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,880
Trudy sends us a lot of
messages.

580
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,240
I'm going to try and sum these
up, Trudy.

581
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,720
OK, Because this is a lot.
Get to some of them and maybe

582
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,320
we'll save a few for the next
time.

583
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,080
Maybe it?
Would Why did Trudy send us so

584
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,000
many messages?
She was applying to a lot of

585
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,080
different things.
OK, she says, Congrats.

586
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,760
Did we read this one?
Congrats on Rachel on joining

587
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,240
the Hockey League.
I love your mindset and sticking

588
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,840
with it.
I don't really know how to

589
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,640
skate.
So a couple years ago, I joined

590
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,640
a Learn to skate program that
was open to adults, but I was

591
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,400
there with toddlers and trainers
half my age.

592
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,360
Either way, I did learn some
things and I'm glad I did it.

593
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,080
I would love if we had to learn
to play hockey in Windsor for

594
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,280
women.
She's from Windsor.

595
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,080
I'll look into that.
Yeah.

596
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:56,360
She says OMG the towel warmer
for hot tub towels, your hot,

597
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,600
your towel warmer day.
That's our biggest complaint for

598
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,600
the hot tub.
Thanks for that idea.

599
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,480
I'm going to have to look into
getting that as as a gift for my

600
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,880
husband.
There you go for him.

601
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,160
And that's a good Mother's Day
gift.

602
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,680
A towel warmer.
Well, he's got pots and pans.

603
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,080
OK.
She also says and you guys will

604
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,720
love this one.
I have started shaming people

605
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,600
about the keg ever since
listening to this podcast

606
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,320
because I agree with David
Foreman.

607
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,760
So next time any of you are in
Windsor, please, please check

608
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,840
out Koma Koma Kitchen of Michael
Anthony.

609
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,720
I guess that's what it stands
for.

610
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:36,000
It's the same price, twice the
portion size and homemade.

611
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Yes, try something local.
Stop going to the.

612
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,360
Koma, she said.
Koma.

613
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,440
Restaurant fine dining and
drinking in Windsor, ON.

614
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,640
There you go.
There you go.

615
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,880
What does BAKOMA is an acronym
though?

616
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,400
What does that stand for?
Kitchen of Michael Anthony.

617
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,120
There you go, that's what she
says.

618
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,200
Yes, I want guests of Coma to
feel like they are at my home as

619
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,960
friends, enjoying good food and
great company, because that's

620
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,800
exactly how we see it.
Sure.

621
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,520
I wish I'd known that before I
went to Windsor.

622
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,640
I would have gone.
Yes, I wish I had an opportunity

623
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,760
to try it without having to pay.
Yeah.

624
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,920
Oh, nice try for.
Me.

625
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,000
They're in Windsor, Foreman.
Yes, I'm aware.

626
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,600
Windsor ON 3090 Dugal Ave. in
Windsor, as a matter of fact.

627
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,440
OK.
You know where I can, I can

628
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,360
actually take you there.
I know where.

629
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,880
That is well, you lived there,
yes.

630
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,680
It's the one that's the modern
restaurant with a prominent

631
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,320
glass door and bright red
chairs, offering a cheerful and

632
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,280
engaging dining experience.
Or.

633
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,520
What sounds lovely?
Are you planning a trip to

634
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,840
Windsor?
To the cozy restaurant adorned

635
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,480
with red walls and a table set
with red chairs offering a

636
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,040
lively and inviting ambiance at
Coma Restaurant.

637
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,520
Yes, OK.
Perhaps if they'll have me.

638
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,600
Sure.
I'm yes, I'm sure they will.

639
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:53,200
Your money is good there.
It's not supposed to be.

640
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,280
Hey Tim, I'm checking in.
He's checking in.

641
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,920
He's checking in.
Tim, you seem happy to be

642
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,120
checking in.
What are you doing?

643
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,640
Oh, I'm just driving across Hwy.
7 on my way to Arkona.

644
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,720
Oh, what's in Arkona?
Oh gravel pit I got to jump my

645
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:22,600
load at, well that.
Sounds like a fun day, Jim.

646
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,960
Oh yeah, I do it four times and
it's boring itself.

647
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,520
You so you got to dump your load
in Arkona four times.

648
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,520
Hey, I got I got a traffic note
for you guys too.

649
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,200
Hey, well, great.
What's that?

650
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,160
Hwy. 4 and 7 is going to be a
little scurry.

651
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,280
They're going to start repaving
the intersection.

652
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,200
Unless there's some some guy in
a dump truck clogging traffic.

653
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:53,840
My dump truck's bigger than
theirs dump truck.

654
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,880
Brings all the boys to the yard
and their life.

655
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,480
Is bigger than theirs.
Damn.

656
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,320
Right, it's better than yours.