I Hope I Don't Ever See You Again - Powered by ENP Equine & Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 101)

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So my friend John and Jan, she
had a birthday last just a few

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days ago.
I will tell you what he got her.

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What?
John?

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OK.
For her birthday, let's see how

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you react.
Are we on?

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Oh, here we go.
We're on.

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Of course we're on This is due
to underwhelming demand, the

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podcast that is not live this
week.

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No.
Which is good because we don't

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have to be on our best behavior.
Do we sound better?

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So strap yourself in.
That was us on our best behavior

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I.
Think I don't know, Was it?

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I don't.
I don't.

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Know, I guess I don't.
I hope everyone had fun if you

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came to the live show.
Thank you very much.

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Yeah.
Are you talking to me?

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Because I'm not sure.
Yeah, you too.

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Thanks for coming, Dave.
Thanks for showing up.

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I didn't have that one.
No, it's actually all right.

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It was good.
It was good.

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All right.
This we are Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman and the podcast brought
to you today.

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Thank you very much.
To the Thistle Theatre.

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Yes.
So ENP Equine, wait till you

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hear about this.
New and just performing.

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Just performing and Melissa
photography.

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Shout out to Melissa who came to
our live broadcast.

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We appreciate.
That also with the live

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broadcast, you got to meet my
friends Jan and John Everett.

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Yep, we did, yeah.
They were anxious to actually

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meet you guys in person.
I was anxious to meet them too

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because they I've heard so much
about them and so finally I got

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to meet them in person which was
really nice.

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I think I speak for everyone in
the room that we've all wondered

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today and over your last 99
podcast, are you folks all

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wearing pants, John?
We, I had set it up with me

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beforehand that if if no one
wanted to ask us a question, he

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was there for me.
He.

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Would.
He was going to be my setup guy,

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but it turns out we we got, we
did get a few questions, so it

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wasn't all that bad.
Anyway, good friends and Jan

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just in between the live
broadcast and this recording,

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celebrated a birthday.
Oh, happy birthday.

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Happy.
Birthday We got invited to a

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little birthday celebration the
day of her birthday.

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Had a nice time and also my wife
made the cake for the

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celebration.
Cake was unbelievable.

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Really.
What kind of cake was it it?

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Was and I'd never.
I'd heard of it before, but we

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didn't really know what it was.
Devil's food cake.

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Do you know what that is?
Yeah, like a chocolate cake.

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It's a chocolate cake sure, but
not everybody sells it.

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Like it's hard to buy one unless
you pre-order it or.

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Oh, they have boxed cakes that
are devil's food cake.

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Do they?
Anyway, this was homemade and

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really good.
Just saying.

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Just saying.
Shout out to Jana.

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It was really very good.
It was top notch.

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Awesome.
Whether we ever get another one,

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I don't know.
Anyway, I wanted to talk about

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while we were having this lovely
birthday dinner and cake

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afterwards it came to our
attention one of the gifts that

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John bought Jan and I, and I
thought that I would see how you

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guys reacted to what he got her.
She bought her a scale like you

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know.
What?

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A scale.
For food, right?

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No, no, no, no, no to stand nice
brand new, really fancy digital

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a scale.
Are they married?

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But they.
Were as they're married.

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They're married.
They're still married.

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They're.
Yes.

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Well, it's only been a few days.
I gather I'll.

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Just everything's fine.
As far as I know, he's still

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alive.
Time, yes.

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He's still alive as far as I
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We live in the same place.
Have you seen the Instagrams

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where the man does something and
then and then it cuts to, you

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know, Mariah Carey singing and
like a a death notice of the

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guy?
Taking my daughter to get her

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first haircut and her ears
pierced to surprise my wife.

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That reminds me of that.
I don't.

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I don't really tend to look at
anything, Mariah.

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Carey, 68 to 2024.
I know or whatever.

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Yeah.
So as soon as we found that out

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and he gave a sort of half
hearted explanation as to why he

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thought it was a great idea, let
me preface this by saying he he

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went all out.
He gave her an elaborate

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breakfast in bed thing.
There were other gifts involved.

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A lot of these other gifts
involve food and then outcomes

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the scale.
Well, I don't know what why was

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it there for when the scale was
was that given I wasn't there

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for I wasn't there for the
reaction on the scale.

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Here's what I know that what
little I know is that someone,

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an acquaintance of friends,
someone they see on a regular

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basis, has a brand new digital
scale.

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And Jan had been using and and
must have remarked, boy, I got

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this really nice scale or
something.

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And so, you know, the light bulb
goes off in the man's head.

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Well, that would be a good gift.
No think.

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Turn it off.
Turn off the.

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Ball.
Not as a gift.

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You can go out and buy that any
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Like on a Monday.
Tuesday any day.

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Not a birthday.
Not a birthday, no.

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What about Christmas?
No mother's.

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Day.
No, it's not a gift.

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That's not a gift.
Well, because I think you're

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putting your marriage in
jeopardy by giving that as a

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gift.
You'd better have a really good

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explanation if you're giving
someone a a weight scale for

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their weight and not for like,
you know, food in the kitchen.

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Do you like I never?
If I bought you a a food.

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In the kitchen scale, I'm
putting in this soup.

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Yeah.
If I buy you that, I don't

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think, I don't think you're
going to be too thrilled with

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that either.
No, no, no, you're right.

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You're right.
But it's better than the

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alternative if I'm going to
choose between the two types of

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scales.
Well, you don't want a scale is

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what you're suggesting.
Not no.

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Not for my birthday, no If.
I have a certain.

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Type of garden that I'm growing
then I might need a certain type

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of scale.
Otherwise no thanks.

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Oh, that.
Kind of.

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Yeah, sure.
That's.

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A.
Different thing to feel for

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that.
That's a complete then it might

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be a business expense and that's
a write off, yes.

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OK.
Yeah, Yeah, it's perfectly

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legal.
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You don't need a license for
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I mean, it's perfectly.
That's true, yes, that's great.

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So you can write personal.
Use Yeah.

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Personal use, you know.
Sorry about that.

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So what did Jan say she was?
To my knowledge, she seemed to

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be in a you know, she was very
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She was happy, everything was
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We had a good laugh about it, I
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Yes.
We did.

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We we had a pretty good laugh.
We, you know, and I, well, she.

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Tried to process like you
weren't there when it was

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initially presented when you
then arrived.

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Did John have like a scale
shaped gash on the side of his

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face or he didn't?
Oh, no, he didn't.

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He had no.
He was bruised or something.

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Yeah, that.
Corner matches the corner of the

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scale.
Yeah, that's the same degree.

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Angle.
Look, I'm here to tell you, I,

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I, I wasn't the one who did
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But I, you know, I can vouch for
my friend John.

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He gave his wife a scale and
appears to have gotten away with

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it.
Well, didn't you?

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Once give your wife a vacuum.
She asked for it.

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She wanted a new vacuum for
Christmas.

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And we had a whole conversation
about that.

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And I actually said that to
John.

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You know, I've had that
conversation with John.

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And John, you know, wasn't like
she requested a scale.

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He just was trying to guess at
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That might like.
She seemed enamored with that

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somebody else had, so he
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idea.
I will give him half points for

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for noticing what she's saying
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that she might like that.
Very good at that actually.

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And the other half of the points
got taken away because he gave

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it to her as a gift.
So.

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Well, he's not going to sell it
to her, so giving it to.

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Her and bring it home be like
look what I got just as a you

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know I.
See.

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You know, it's Wednesday.
It's a scale.

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Do I review?
Have a scale at home?

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Yes.
Yes.

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OK, how did that scale get
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Don't know actually it.
Appears think we bought it when

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we bought our first house.
We're like, oh, we need to

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scale.
And then there was one on sale

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at Canadian Tire and so I bought
it no myself.

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OK.
Because we didn't have one in

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the house.
Well before I was in the

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bathroom, just done showering
and before the podcast this

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morning before our taping.
Thank you for showering before

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this episode.
Thank you.

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I always like to do that before
yes, you know, I do a podcast

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and I looked down and there's a
scale, nice new digital scale in

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our bathroom, which we bought.
It was on the you're always,

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you're a sucker at Costco if you
buy the stuff that they put out

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on the end and we bought, we
walked by it.

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There it was, and we went, Oh
well, let's get that.

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It's usually a good deal.
Yeah, it's.

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Usually a good deal.
And there it is.

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And so that's how that arrived
in our house.

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I'm pretty sure with the vacuum,
that's what she wanted.

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We talked about it, we went
through the whole thing.

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I made sure she had other gifts
and I actually wanted somebody

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who listened, got me a great
deal on a vacuum.

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So it all worked out great.
Oh, yeah, that you had to go.

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OK, that's right.
Yeah.

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I bought myself a new vacuum
recently and Jeremy and I had

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discussed because I wanted a
Dyson stick vac because I didn't

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have AI, just wanted a stick
vac.

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That was easy because otherwise
we have a a central vac and you

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got to go with the hose and all
the parts went and it's kind of

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annoying to get it out, but I'm
like, if I just want to vacuum

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the kitchen quickly, I want to
stick vac and I want a Dyson.

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And there was one on sale and I
and Jeremy's like, well, why

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don't we get that for Christmas?
And I'm like, I'm just going to

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buy it now.
Like, I don't want to get.

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That's not a gift.
Like, I'm just going to go buy

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it.
So I did.

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I bought myself a stick vac.
Yeah, but it wasn't a gift.

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It might have been a gift.
OK.

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But then I thought of Dave.
And I was like, do I want a

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vacuum for Christmas?
No, I don't.

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Well, I don't know.
A vacuum for Christmas I.

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Was going to buy it for myself.
I wouldn't want it.

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I, you know, don't get me any
power tools for Christmas.

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Don't do that, no.
Right.

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I don't want that either.
We learned quickly, and I've

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said this many times before, we
learned quickly as I think

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teenagers, to buy my mom kitchen
appliances for.

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Christmas.
Well, if you have to learn

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through trial and error, that's.
Not good, no.

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And the stage in life we're at
right now is that for Christmas,

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actually are getting each other
winter tires out of our vacation

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fund.
Sad.

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That's very sad, but you already
have a scale, So what else can

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you do I guess.
Right, we have everything else.

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Once again, they have a a
production that is on right now.

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The ladies foursome and it's by
Norm Foster and it's at it's an

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embro, the Thistle Theatre.
In case you don't know where it

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is.
They actually sent me a couple

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of updates.
They said.

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So this is from John, who I
think is the he's the producer

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of the ladies foursome.
He says I know Dave has made a

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point couple of times on the
podcast between women and men on

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a golf course and how it would
be very different.

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I don't disagree.
However, he might be interested

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to know that Norm Foster also
wrote a play called The Foursome

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which essentially tells that
story.

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What happens when 4 old male
friends meet for a round of golf

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having not seen each other for a
while?

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Wow, I just thought he'd be
interested to know that Norm

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Foster wrote 2 plays exploring
the different conversations on a

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golf course.
Norm Foster must be a golfer as

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well as a wonderful playwright.
Well, maybe I.

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I do not know, but sure well.
Interesting.

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Thank you for sending that.
That's interesting.

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That's from John Turvy, who's
the producer of the Ladies

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Foursome, which is on now in
Embro at the Thistle Theatre.

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And if you want tickets, they're
only $25.00 because the show

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runs November.
Well, what's today, the 12th,

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that this day comes out?
Yeah, so it's just this

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Thursday, Friday and Saturday
are the only remaining plays you

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got to go see.
Them the 14th, 15th and 16th.

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In Bro Town Hall, so it's a very
small, intimate stage, small

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intimate theatre.
There are limited seats.

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So for a great price like this
and only three shows left, make

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sure you go in and go this
weekend because it's going to be

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a lot of fun.
Thistle-theatre.com is their

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website.
You can buy tickets there.

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Call the box office. 25 bucks.
25 bucks.

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What a great night out.
Yeah.

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And if you're thinking it's
about, oh, I don't know, it's

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about golf, I don't like.
It's not about golf, no.

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It's about secrets and
confessions and love and sex and

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children and everything in
between, set against the

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background of a golf course.
There you go.

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Yeah, that's how it works.
It's.

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Perfect.
Sounds fun.

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Go to the.
Show this is due to

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underwhelming demand the Donald
Trump of podcasts we're not

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going anywhere anytime soon
that's.

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Please don't compare us to him,
sweetheart.

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Somehow more popular than ever.
Yes, now more popular than ever.

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Well, you can say that maybe I
don't.

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I don't know if that's true
about us, though, but Donald is.

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That's true, and in Embro, by
the way, where the Sissel

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Theatre is.
Yes.

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Santa Claus seems to be more
popular than ever.

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Oh my God, didn't piddle.
Yeah, that's a better one.

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Sorry.
Because in Embro, and I asked

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someone who lives there, you
know, what is the population of

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Embro?
It's not that big.

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No, no, she said.
Well I always used to say 800

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counting livestock, but now it's
growing so I'm not really sure.

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So.
OK.

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So maybe another 800 with cows,
1600 with cows.

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But it's, you know, it's
growing.

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There's new subdivision, so I'm
gonna guess there's maybe about

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1000 embroiders.
Embryonians.

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It's more fun to say embryoners.
Embryonites.

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Yeah.
And there are two women who seem

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like they're spearheading a a
campaign to win a contest just

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in time for Christmas.
And it's Shelly and Tammy who

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are spearheading this endeavour
to get every single home in

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embryo a 12 foot tall inflatable
Santa Claus.

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Yes.
We're trying to get everybody in

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the town to buy a Santa Claus to
put on their front lawn.

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Everybody in Embro.
We're trying, we are trying to

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get everybody in Embro to put a
Santa Claus on their front lawn

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and then there's a parade on
November 30th.

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We want everybody to have their
Santa Clauses up.

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Yes, there is a street in
Toronto and I think it's near my

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step family's street actually,
and they every house has a 12

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foot inflatable Santa and they
all put them up on the same day

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and it's like a tourist thing
now.

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Well, tourists are locals and
you just drive down and you see

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that everybody has a 12 foot
inflatable Santa.

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It's awesome.
Yes.

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And why is that awesome?
What's awesome?

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It's just.
Kind of cool that like they all

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do it together.
Are they all the same Santas?

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Yes, Yep.
That's not awesome.

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That's really boring.
But they all have it, like

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everyone's participating in the
community.

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That doesn't make it better.
It's.

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Just a weird spectacle to see
when you're not expecting it and

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realize why does every house.
Have visible Santas to me are

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sort of, you know, pardon this,
this is just my personal view

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slightly to moderately to maybe
a lot tacky.

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Yeah, but they're but like.
Inflatables in general.

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OK, I thought that about
inflatables and I still kind of

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do, but I broke down and bought
one for I.

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Have one.
Not a Santa for Halloween.

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I bought a pumpkin.
Like several pumpkins.

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It's like an 8 foot long pumpkin
inflatable thing.

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The kids keep telling me, as I
mentioned on our live show, that

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our Halloween decorations suck.
You.

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Didn't have any.
I have some Luca.

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Was Lucas lying?
You know where?

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You know where Rachel House is?
Yeah.

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What's in front of their house?
Nothing.

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Yes.
That's not I have some.

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Luca, Liars, just a little kid.
Using Children of Life.

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A child.
I have some, but it's maybe not

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as many as he has.
Yeah.

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Anyway, we got an inflatable
this year.

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I broke down.
I bought an inflatable.

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So what about for Christmas
then?

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No, we don't have inflatables
for that.

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We have the deer, the the light
up three piece deer that's on

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the that's what we have on the
front lawn for.

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Like a Wicker thing.
I guess, but it's made of light,

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like it's all the lights
intertwined.

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I don't understand.
Why people put?

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Deer out on their front yards
for Christmas.

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It makes no sense.
You.

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Don't understand anything.
I don't I understand the thing.

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I think the Santa thing is a
great idea.

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I hope embryo wins.
What do they have to do for this

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Santa?
Right.

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Well, I find it a little bit
weird that it is like a a a

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brand store sanction contest, a
genius way to get to sell more

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Santa Clauses.
You're saying everybody has to

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buy one in order to win this
contest, and they're $100 each.

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And when you want everyone, like
if you're thinking their contest

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idea is, you know, get your
whole street to enter for your

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street to win, right?
They want the town.

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So they need like 1000 of these
things.

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I talked to Tammy on the phone
and she says, Oh yeah, I

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probably bought about 15 of
them, but.

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What's 100 bucks right?
To have some fun with some joy.

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What's 100 bucks?
Sure, but then what's 100 bucks

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times 15?
Starts to get a little pricey.

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Wow.
Because they really want to win

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and their plan is that these
things also light up so that

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their Santa Claus parade in
embryo is in the evening on

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November 30th.
They they want to make sure the

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entire town has one set up by
that evening so it can be this

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giant spectacle and a tourist
attraction.

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Is it?
So hold on, I think the prize

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was everybody received a Santa
that but to enter they all have

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to buy.
You have to buy one.

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Yeah, genius marketing ploy.
Yes.

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What do they win then?
I think Broil King throws your

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neighborhood a barbecue and they
give you some, you know,

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accessories and what is the
Royal King swag?

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What is the hook with Broil
King?

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Did they make the Santas?
I don't know why.

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Is it a BBQ company?
I don't know.

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Royal King's working with Home
Hardware and Home Yeah Hardware

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is where you have to buy the
Santas from.

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And both companies are making
bank.

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Yes, that seem I don't like that
now.

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I don't like that now.
Now you don't like.

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No, it's not Everybody won a
Santa, no.

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I was originally.
Prize.

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Well, and I was originally
interested in their story

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because two winters ago or no,
it was last winter in Halifax,

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there was one St. in Coal Harbor
that kind of spontaneously did

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this.
There were about 20 or so of us

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at first how people were going
to Costco, you know, pick it up

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like 5 or 6 at a time.
And then more and more people

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just jumped on board.
And then, you know, there was

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like 4050, sixty of them.
And yeah, and then they went on

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sale.
So a few of us were like, well,

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let's go get our money back.
And then we just donated.

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The difference to Feed Nova
Scotia.

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And then so everyone did that
and one of our friends kind of

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mentioned that, you know, this
was probably going to get a lot

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of attention.
So she was like, we should

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really attach a charity to this.
So that's how the whole Feed

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Nova Scotia part came into it.
And we've raised so much money,

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we thought maybe we've raised
like 5, 100 bucks, 1000 bucks,

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and we're over $16,000 already.
I know it's amazing.

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So kind of what started as this
really silly fun idea of putting

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these tacky Santas on our lawn
has turned into this incredible

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like give back over the holidays
that everyone is just loving to

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be a part of.
I kind of thought that's what

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was happening in embryo, but now
it is this brand store

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sanctioned.
Yeah, Bonanza.

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It does kind of go against the
spirit of giving and all of that

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stuff that happens at Christmas,
I think when.

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You get a barbecue in the middle
of the winter if you have

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enough.
Barbecue next summer.

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I guess you don't like it all
now do you?

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This doesn't sound.
I don't know why they're doing

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this.
I'm more intrigued with a with

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an entire town where every
single home has a 12 foot lit up

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inflatable sand.
Now I'm intrigued.

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And you think it sucks?
We're going to start our own,

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our own contest here where if
you buy a sponsorship and you

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buy enough of them, we will give
you, I don't know, some shout

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outs.
It's more than more than that.

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More shout out what?
They're buying is a shout.

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Out exactly like what's the
point of this?

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00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,240
Well, I love that you hate this
idea, Rachel, and you own

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inflatables and Dave, you hate
inflatables, but now you kind of

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love the I'm.
Sold.

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I think it will make it.
I don't understand.

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It's only good for Home
Hardware.

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When the last time you were in
Embra?

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I care about the contest.
I'm more interested in seeing an

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entire town where everybody has
that inflatable standard now.

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00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,840
I like that idea.
I think it's a reason to go to

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Embra now, yes.
Sure.

437
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,000
Yeah, I agree.
Well, you.

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Can't come because you're
miserable about it anyway.

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00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,520
I I wasn't when I was talking
about, you know, the street in

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Toronto and I think it's better.
I think it's cool that they're

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all decked out the same way and
that's, you know, it's a whole

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community thing.
But I don't like that Home

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Hardware started this contest
just to just to sell more this.

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Now, so you can't come.
What?

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00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280
That's actually genius of Home
Hardware.

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00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,600
And like, they probably saw the
Toronto example, they saw the

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Cole Harbor example and thought,
how can we swoop in the middle

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and make some money off this?
And they figured it out.

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00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,800
Yeah.
And people are playing along.

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I love it, I love it.
You go in bro.

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Into contests where no purchase
was necessary.

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This is like a ton of purchases
are necessary.

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We're too stupid to do the skill
testing question now.

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You really are in a snit, aren't
you?

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00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:10,880
Wow.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel

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What were you like as a kid?

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Not not prancing around?
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I didn't get any of that.

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Good to be a horse.
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She says if you're interested in
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Also, if you have a horse who
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relaxation, maybe equine massage
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course.
Yeah, I and I, I know nothing

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about equine.
You know anything Massage and

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nerve really.
I like.

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I know nothing about it.
How you learn how to do that?

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How you can.
You know how to how to like.

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Is the horse a little uptight?
What are you doing here?

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Who are you?
I don't know you, but I mean it.

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Does make sense?
It makes sense for when you're

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in competitions with your horse.
I mean, the horse is doing an

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awful lot of work, like 80 high
level athletic competition would

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be for a human.
So sure, yeah, they need

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recovery time, they need
increased range of motion,

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things like that, as you would
good with a high level

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competitive athlete that's a
human being.

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Sure, got it.
All of these things sound like I

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would benefit from them.
Actually, yes, you would.

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I wish someone would come and do
that for me.

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But Aaron only works with
horses, unfortunately for me.

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So you can contact her, Aaron
Odrowski at EODROWS k@gmail.com

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or and we'll put that in the in
the show notes here and on the,

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if you're watching on YouTube,
it's on there 226-377-0244 Aaron

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Odrowski for ENP Equine.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel inform And

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this is the podcast that's like
the leaves that fall in your

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yard.
It happens whether you like it

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or not, so.
That's true.

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The podcast happens whether you.
Like it or not, here we.

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Are you know what else happens?
Whether you like it or not, your

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children will inevitably, at
some point get lice.

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00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:30,000
That's the best segue ever.
That's the one.

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I thought that was very obvious,
but OK, you can get that.

517
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How?
You tied that in, but it worked.

518
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Thank you.
Yeah, we've been dealing with

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lice over here.
It's gone now, thankfully.

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And I thank God never got it.
But my kids got lice and we knew

521
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another family that they had
lice.

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00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,240
And so I was checking my kids
and that's the only reason I was

523
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,560
checking because I knew that
they had played with these

524
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,280
children and I thought I better,
I better check them.

525
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But if you've had lice, and I
think every family will get it

526
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,000
at some 'cause I remember
getting it as a kid myself.

527
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,800
The more you say that word, I
feel like I have it now.

528
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I mean really itches.
Like crazy, Yeah.

529
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Itchy this whole segment.
Yeah, I don't even have any hair

530
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:20,240
left and I'm still itchy.
I know it's awful and so

531
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,440
everybody gets it at some point,
I think.

532
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,760
They love clean hair, Dave, as
you're freshly showered.

533
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,480
Yes, they.
Love clean hair.

534
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080
That's yeah, clean hair is what
lice like.

535
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:33,360
I didn't know that this is this
is all very I mean, I we didn't

536
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,560
really have any.
We had we had an issue at camp

537
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,360
and then it turned out that it
was overblown the issue and you

538
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,360
know, but lice well, that's
where it starts.

539
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:47,760
There was a, an egg that was,
you know, and the, the girl, you

540
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did that at camp they're trained
to look for lice.

541
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And I think they spotted
something.

542
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,480
And so we immediately, we had
just got home, we had to drive

543
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,200
all the way back and take, you
know, 'cause you can't be here.

544
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,320
And then we took her to an
expert the next day who said

545
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,360
there was 1 broken egg with
nothing in it.

546
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,280
That was it.
Nothing in her hair like OK.

547
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,400
Well, that's.
Good come through well we and we

548
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needed to have proof to get her
back to camp so.

549
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It all worked out, but no lice,
yeah.

550
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Last time we had lice that came
from day camp and it was cowboy

551
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,440
Day and everyone was sharing
cowboy hats.

552
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,160
Oh, why do they have cowboy
games that can't have?

553
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,200
That idea?
No.

554
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,160
Hats.
Yeah, well, see, in our house we

555
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were all sharing hair brushes
until now.

556
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So we don't do that anymore.
And every day they all get

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sterilized.
I put them all in in boiling

558
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,160
water every single day after
every use.

559
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Yeah, boy.
Well, because, well, you have

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to.
I just just in case.

561
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I mean, it's not going to hurt.
Yeah.

562
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So I worked at camp.
Fun fact, I was the lifeguard at

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camp for a summer.
And this is a camp.

564
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,600
I worked as a counselor before
and whatever.

565
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And you were the lice.
Coordinator.

566
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I was the lice checker, yeah.
I had to be trained and check

567
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,520
for lice.
And there you get a.

568
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,160
Little extra bonus.
No, you don't.

569
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,120
It just it just, but I learned a
lot and you know, there's some

570
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,120
kids that have very little lice,
but some I just open the hair

571
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,120
and you can see all the eggs and
I'm like, OK, you, I don't even

572
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,360
really need to check because I
can clearly see that you have

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lice.
So I, I knew how to check.

574
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,960
So I know how to check for lice,
which if, if you don't look it

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up, because if, if you, if you
hear that somebody in your

576
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,360
child's life, classroom,
whatever might have lice, I

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00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,320
suggest you just check their
hair every couple days.

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Just, you know, in case you, in
case they get it.

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00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,080
Because if you're not checking,
then it'll just be rampant once

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00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,600
you finally catch it.
So I knew that they were playing

581
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,480
with some kids who had it.
And so I was just checking their

582
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,600
hair.
And then I finally one night

583
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,760
found it in Kendall's hair 1st.
And I thought, Oh my God, well,

584
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,320
this is our life now for the
next week or two.

585
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,440
And it was.
I spent that entire weekend 12

586
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,880
hours, six hours each day,
picking through hair, 12 hours.

587
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,360
And I'm like going through it
almost strand by strand, trying

588
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,880
to find every little bit.
I was treating the hair.

589
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,480
We spent so much money, Jeremy
had to go.

590
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,840
As soon as I found it, I said
you got to go to Shoppers Drug

591
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,960
Mart and buy the lice shampoo.
So he does, he goes, he gets the

592
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,120
shampoo and we use the medicated
stuff because I am not messing

593
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,480
around.
I want this to work and I want

594
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,720
it gone quickly.
And some people were like, use

595
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,240
olive oil, use coconut oil, just
smother it without.

596
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,080
No, we're using the medicated
shit and we're getting it done.

597
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,160
OK, Can.
We can we go backwards though.

598
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:42,720
When, When, because I feel like
when you instructed Jeremy to go

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00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,440
and and and buy the shampoo and
when you discovered that you had

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00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:51,920
lice, I feel like you, you seem
very calm, but I feel like when

601
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,200
this was actually happening.
I just want to know, can you

602
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,040
give us an indication of?
What it was like.

603
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,600
How you reacted?
I was upstairs with Kendall and

604
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,920
she's like my head's itchy can
you please check it again?

605
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,400
And I said OK.
I said I checked you like 2 days

606
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,320
ago anyway so then I found it
and I'm like OK you do have it.

607
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,880
And she's like oh and then I
yelled downstairs I'm like

608
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,800
Kendall has lice.
This is our life now.

609
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:23,600
And Jeremy runs upstairs What?
I'm like, yeah, I need you to go

610
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,720
to Shoppers.
Yes.

611
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,120
So he immediately goes to
Shoppers Drug Mart, gets the

612
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,320
shampoo from the pharmacist,
comes home, we treat Kendall the

613
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,080
next day.
I'm picking her hair and

614
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,000
whatever.
And then I and then I was like,

615
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,080
I found another, another Live 1.
So I, I don't think I used

616
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,280
enough.
Turns out it will like it has a

617
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,040
residual effect and it will work
over a seven days.

618
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,880
But anyway, I sent him back to
get more.

619
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,200
She has so much hair.
Kendall has so much hair.

620
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,120
It's so thick.
And so the second day, Jeremy

621
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,600
goes back, same pharmacist and
he goes, weren't you here

622
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,640
yesterday?
And he and Jeremy says, yeah.

623
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,480
And the pharmacist just says I
am so sorry.

624
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,920
How is it when you buy the
shampoo?

625
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,400
What is it?
Just a little bit.

626
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,600
Or a little bottle.
It's like a, I don't know what

627
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,280
it's like a mini shampoo bottle
basically of shampoo and you're

628
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,200
supposed to use either half or
or maybe a whole bottle.

629
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,280
And I and Kendall has so much
hair.

630
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,960
I don't think I saturated it
enough.

631
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,920
I think I needed more than one
bottle for her.

632
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,520
Julia's hair would be fine with
11 bottle or half a bottle, but

633
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,320
Kendall's is so thick.
So I sent him back the second

634
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,040
day.
So then the third day I find

635
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,360
lice on Julia and I'm like, OK,
back you go all the way back to

636
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,160
shoppers.
So he goes back to I'm like, you

637
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,800
know what, just get 2 bottles
this time because I'm probably

638
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,680
going to get it too.
Get 6, just buy whatever.

639
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,240
So he goes back the third day
and this guy's like, you know

640
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,440
what?
Same pharmacist.

641
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,840
He's like, you seem like a
really nice man, but I hope I

642
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,640
don't ever I see you again.
So bad for you, Jeremy.

643
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,360
Jeremy's like, yeah, thank you.
And at that point we had bought

644
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,080
out the store of all the lice
shampoo.

645
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,960
So he had to get a second kind,
a different kind of lice shampoo

646
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,200
that was a little more
expensive.

647
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,680
But whatever.
We we I'm like, we'll take what

648
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,360
we can get.
So now that shoppers was out of

649
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,280
lice shampoo for that day
because we purchased all of it.

650
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,680
So we do everybody's hair.
I'm picking every day.

651
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,920
Like it's just ruins your entire
week because I spend hours after

652
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,480
school all weekend long trying
to get every single because if

653
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,400
you don't get all the eggs out
of the hair, they hatch and then

654
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,840
it just comes back.
You need to make sure you get

655
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:37,000
every single one out of the hair
or or they they come back.

656
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,280
It doesn't go away.
Did you know that there is a

657
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,520
special lice comb?
Yeah, I have that.

658
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,440
It doesn't get all of them out.
But when all you use, you use a

659
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,560
shit load of conditioner so the
hair is nice and easy to come

660
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,000
through, you're white exactly.
And then you use the comb and

661
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,360
that's all you need because they
will eventually all come out and

662
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,680
you don't have to buy any of
that shampoo because it doesn't

663
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,240
do that.
Looks like they're on the the,

664
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:06,160
you know, the big slide at.
Yeah, but the knits would go.

665
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,719
Some of them were so small.
The comb still doesn't.

666
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,080
And I bought the extra.
So the shampoo comes with a

667
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,239
plastic comb, which is crap.
I bought the metal comb.

668
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,760
I bought a separate metal comb
because that the the teeth of it

669
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,280
are are more together and even
that the the knits.

670
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,800
It will get the lice out if you
comb the lice but not all the

671
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,239
eggs, and the eggs are so stuck
on the hair you have to pull

672
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,080
them with your fingernails.
That's how you.

673
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,920
Know that's how you know it's
lice.

674
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,239
But we had that lice lady come
in once and she she was like,

675
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,159
this is all I'm doing, this is
conditioner and this is the

676
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:40,320
comb.
That's it.

677
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:45,760
Yeah, I yeah, OK, that's fine.
I mean if if the comb misses any

678
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,480
then I guess you're just not
getting them out.

679
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,600
But do it again.
That's.

680
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:51,880
Yeah, that sounds simpler than
going and and annoying the

681
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,560
pharmacist and Shoppers Drug
Mart.

682
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,960
Two people had told me that to
use the conditioner, but I'm

683
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,120
skeptical that it gets out
absolutely every single knit.

684
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:03,760
So I'm going in and I had the
whole setup.

685
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,120
I had my ring light.
I had like reading glasses on

686
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,080
which are magnifying so I could
see every strand of hair.

687
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,600
Like I am going through this
with a fine tooth comb because I

688
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,760
I'm making sure.
In case anybody didn't know,

689
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,960
that's where the term nitpicker
comes from.

690
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,560
Poor Jeremy you.
Didn't do anything, I did it

691
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:44,040
all.
This is due to underwhelming

692
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,920
demand.
The podcast with Dave, Rachel

693
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,600
and Foreman and this podcast is
brought to you by has been

694
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,080
brought to you by the Thistle
Theatre.

695
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,440
Thank you to them and ENP
Equine.

696
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,720
Thank you to that new sponsor
and then our friend Melissa

697
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:04,080
Photography, who also is
sponsoring the the podcast this

698
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,560
week because she was so kind to
come out and and help us at our

699
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,960
live show.
Yeah, Melissa was there, and she

700
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,600
took a bunch.
She offered as soon as we

701
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,680
announced our live show.
She said I'd love to come and

702
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,440
take photos of the event for
you.

703
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,640
And she did, which was so kind.
We're going to share some of

704
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,520
those photos.
So if you're at the event, maybe

705
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,800
you'll see yourself in some of
them.

706
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,040
And then she took a few photos
of us afterwards because, you

707
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,160
know, we needed some updated
things.

708
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,440
So thank you very much, Melissa
Photography, She's got lots

709
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,360
going on.
She does mini sessions, she does

710
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,320
weddings.
She does.

711
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,240
I think she does wedding
planning as well.

712
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,320
Does event planning?
Yeah, that's it's Melissa VPP

713
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,640
for photography and event
planning.

714
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,400
She'll do the whole thing.
Yeah, she does.

715
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,480
Maternity, Newborn, Family
Wedding.

716
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,880
Equine Photography.
For a minute.

717
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,000
Oh, there you go.
Aaron should team up.

718
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,280
Yeah, fine massage and
photography.

719
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,680
How good were those horse
pictures look after they got a

720
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,480
good equine massage from the
equine?

721
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,760
Exactly.
So much melissavpp.com or on

722
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,240
Facebook and Instagram at
Melissa VPP.

723
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,120
Check out her her portfolio.
She's great.

724
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,840
Well, I hate having my picture
taken, as you know, just

725
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,120
absolutely despise it.
But Melissa was delightful.

726
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,520
Yes, she made.
It very easy for you guys.

727
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,760
Very easy.
And so I, I thank Melissa for

728
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,600
coming and doing that for us.
Absolutely.

729
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,120
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
All right, you can get a hold of

730
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,520
us.
By the way, if you would like to

731
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:30,160
be a a sponsor of this fine
podcast, just e-mail us Dave

732
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,440
rachelforeman@gmail.com.
Go to our website

733
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,680
underwhelming.ca.
You can contact us there now

734
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,400
too.
Yes, you can sign up for our

735
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,760
newsletter, get some exclusives
behind the scenes and Dave,

736
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,680
Dave's written A blog on our
website, underwhelming.ca.

737
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,560
You can check that out there.
And and if you sign up for our

738
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,200
newsletter, you'll get some
random hey, here's our new

739
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,280
episode, or here's some behind
the scenes stuff or whatever.

740
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,760
You can leave us a voice memo.
It's it'll be loading in the

741
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,680
bottom right corner.
Easy to do that.

742
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,680
It's a one click voice memo on
underwhelming.ca.

743
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,800
Yeah.
So that'd be great in the bottom

744
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,000
left corner.
That's a cool.

745
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,720
Feature that they have.
So bottom left is a link to buy

746
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,680
me a coffee.
Should you have to contribute to

747
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,080
that fund as well.
That would be great.

748
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,560
Yeah, we do have many, many
comments, many leftovers from

749
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,600
the live show, like Jerry, who
said it was great, so nice to

750
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,120
see everyone.
And it was so nice to see Jerry

751
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,840
and put a face to the Instagram
name we always see.

752
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,720
Yeah.
Thank you to the the kinsman

753
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,040
also who hosted us that day.
Yeah.

754
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,640
Denise said it was a great way
to spend a Saturday morning.

755
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,320
We had some good laughs and the
pancakes were awesome.

756
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,880
Thank you.
They look good.

757
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,160
I didn't have any pancakes, but
the Maple beer was really good.

758
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,720
Oh, that was good.
Yeah, it was really good.

759
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,440
Aaron said it was excellent.
Great show.

760
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,600
Keep it up.
I would definitely come to

761
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,760
another live show.
I.

762
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,320
Don't know if we're going to do
another live.

763
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,160
Show or not that.
Yeah, yeah.

764
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,760
True, I think this is Trudy
Trude, Ster on Instagram said.

765
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960
Thank you for being an awesome
trio the world didn't know it

766
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,840
needed.
So thanks.

767
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,720
Yeah.
You write that one down for next

768
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,360
week, the podcast that the world
that you.

769
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,080
That you didn't know it needed.
That it?

770
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,280
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.

771
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,080
I'll write that down.
Erica Vincent, the realtor who

772
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,280
was unable to tend, says, I hope
you guys are able to do it again

773
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,160
sometime.
So.

774
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,840
With that in mind, I have a
little something for you guys.

775
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,640
Oh, you do?
What's that?

776
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,840
Well, last.
Week.

777
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,400
I yeah, I heard about it last
week.

778
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,680
About how I didn't.
Anyway, Long story short, on

779
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,000
this podcast I talked about my
trip to Watkins Glen.

780
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:45,960
Yes.
Yeah.

781
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,640
Where I discovered that they
were selling off these

782
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:55,120
misprinted T-shirts that say
Watt Kings Glen on them and I

783
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,240
had to have one they had for
$10.

784
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:01,360
You can get a hoodie we got.
We bought a bunch of hoodies in

785
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,200
my family.
You were wearing one at the live

786
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,400
show.
If you see our pictures at

787
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,160
underwhelming.ca, you'll see
Dave in the wine I'll wear.

788
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,160
My I'll wear my nice one of my
nice hoodies.

789
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,400
And but the friends we were
with, they bought lots of

790
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,440
T-shirts. 5 bucks for a T-shirt
I didn't even really bother

791
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,440
buying AT maybe just bought.
Anyway, turns out you guys were

792
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,840
whining at me last week.
Why didn't you bring me back

793
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,560
one?
Yeah.

794
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,920
Right.
I never even thought to buy you.

795
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,880
Guys for a hoodie actually.
Yeah, I well, I never even

796
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,040
thought to buy any.
I'd like the whole tracksuit.

797
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:38,280
Yeah, anyway, turns out my
friends John and Jan bought a

798
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,960
whack of T-shirts and in the
process?

799
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,720
Needed some new rags, did they?
They Yeah, look at their.

800
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:50,400
Very nice.
Sizes that didn't particularly

801
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,880
work for their needs.
OK, so it looks like there you

802
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,200
go.
Well, there was a pink one

803
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,880
you're holding up and a Gray one
you're holding up.

804
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,080
I have one for.
Two T-shirts.

805
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,720
Of you.
Oh.

806
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,600
Johnny, hey.
There you go, you got your own

807
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,160
watch.
Why did you bring that last

808
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,360
week?
We didn't.

809
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,360
Know ever they they heard about
they didn't know either so.

810
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,400
They kids from that, they
shouldn't have it.

811
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,200
They said something to me and I
said, you know, like afterwards

812
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,040
they said we got a couple that
we don't know what we're gonna

813
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,040
do with.
Do you want them?

814
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,160
Sure, I'll give them to date to
Rachel and I.

815
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,760
Bought them off of them and
they're yours.

816
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,400
Thank.
You Happy birthday, Merry

817
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,960
Christmas and this.
Is your only gift happy?

818
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Mother's Day and Father's Day,
sure.

819
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,040
OK, not getting another thing
from me.

820
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,080
You're gonna have to ship them
to us.

821
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,320
Yeah, you're.
Welcome.

822
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,640
I don't know when I will get
them to you.

823
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,640
Yeah, you'll.
Get them one of these days.

824
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaking of John, by the way, he
commented on the video of

825
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,320
Rachel's fun fact of the average
bra size.

826
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,440
Did he?
All he wrote was more research

827
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,720
needed.
That's.

828
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:05,720
Great David, a write off is a
business expense used to reduce

829
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,400
your taxable income.
OK, well then why isn't it

830
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,480
called a tax write off?
It is.