Holly AND Jolly! (Ep. 106)

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Should I go get a Christmas hat?
I'll go get one.

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If you want.
Let me see if they'll throw I.

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Might have to.
You don't have to.

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You don't have to.
I only did this because I, you

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know, I just thought, well, it's
the last.

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I can hear the hat.
Or does it make noise?

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No, I'm.
Just.

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Oh, you're going to hear mine
soon.

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Oh God.
We're all going to have hats.

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Merry Christmas.
Why do you look at like me like

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that?
That's funny.

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I don't think you get any.
Like when for voice overs does

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anybody ask you to be Santa?
No, nobody asked.

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I didn't think.
So, oh, here comes my Santa hat.

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Don't come in here. close your
eyes.

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There's gifts in here.
Thank you. close your eyes and

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walk.
Don't look down.

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Look up at the ceiling.
Now leave.

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It's Jeremy.
Look.

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Don't hit your head, Jeremy.
Oh.

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I've got a cup of cheer.
A cup of cheer?

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I don't, but I do have a hat.
Look at our festive hats today.

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And I have Terry Clark's Jingle
Bells still.

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Oh, good for.
You recently.

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Actually, well done.
Well, a long.

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Time ago that we had her in on
Christmas we had to read the

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show before Christmas so we like
last day of school or something

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and she did Christmas carols
with us.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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Felice Dhabi podcast.
Felice Dhabi podcast, Yes.

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That's us.
We are Dave Ray Children

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foreman, getting along as usual
with our festive hats.

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Yeah, say we have the same one,
me and Dave.

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Yeah, not on YouTube.
They sound great do.

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They ever.
I just want to let you know that

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I have so many of these.
Christmas hats?

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Santa hat, Yeah.
Because.

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Everyone.
We used to do the lighting and

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the lights over here with Nick
Paparello.

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Come on, come on, Nick, Nick,
Nick would do.

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And every time we would show up,
I would have a Santa hat stuffed

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in my coat somewhere just in
case I needed, you know, to put

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the sand.
But they would always do.

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You remember, Rachel, they
always gave us Santa hats and

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said, oh, no, no, keep.
And I would go, well, here, you

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can have it back.
Oh, no, keep it.

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And, you know, actually, once
you put it on, you're not giving

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it to anybody else.
I mean, you really shouldn't

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anyways.
If you're a a taxpayer in the

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City of London, thank you very
much.

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This is where your tax dollars
go.

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I have a few of them floating
around my house too.

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They got all kinds of them.
It was.

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Nice.
Because they would.

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I don't.
I have a child's one.

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Because they apparently we they
could only splurge on two extra

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hats and not a third.
Ever.

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I was never ever on that stage
once.

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No, ever.
You ever?

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Met No No.
There were so many people on

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that stage with us like it was
it was just like everybody in

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their kid was up there all the
I.

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Don't know why it's come on a
Christmas.

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Band really know what was going
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I wouldn't show up and they had
sort of a thing that they were

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all doing, but Nick kind of ran
the whole show because they did

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it on TV and so whatever he said
like come on out I'm like OK,

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don't come out OK, I'll just
keep my hat.

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By the way, there's hot
chocolate and cookies downstairs

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so I'm fine leave me alone
anyway, I enjoyed it.

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I always enjoyed doing the and.
I.

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Got lots of Christmas hats so
thank you very much.

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Yeah, sounds great.
We have them.

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Sorry Forman, it was between
this or I have antlers with a

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bell today.
There you go.

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That's not that's a terrible
bell foreman's.

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Got a little decorative?
Foreman's got real.

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That's a bell.
That's a bell.

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OK.
All right.

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This is a bell too.
Are you done?

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Is that you done or no?
Are you going to keep going?

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Well, yes, I'll keep.
I'll talk about Christmas and

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Christmas songs.
So every year, no.

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I'm not the sort of segue.
I'm just I OK, fine.

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Just keep going.
Just keep.

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The songs every year three of us
would play the Little Drummer

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Boy challenge, and if you
haven't done this, it's

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basically whoever whoever you
try and avoid hearing the song

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Little Drummer boy I mean, you
can't really it's just the.

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Goal is to avoid.
Hearing it just happens.

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To you, some people might play
Whammageddon this time of year.

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Yes.
To avoid last, it's impossible.

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To avoid last, it's impossible.
Well now everybody has a version

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of of Last Christmas now too, as
they do with Little Drummer Boy.

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So I was I the 1st to hear
Little Drummer Boy or was that

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day this year?
Was.

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Who?
Who did you hear?

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I don't know what version you
heard, but I'd never heard of

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whoever did it.
I'll look it up as you talk

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here.
It was something just.

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Terrible.
And then about.

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Look mine up too.
No, I know yours because about

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two weeks later, maybe a week
and a half, Rachel sends a photo

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of what were you listening to?
Serious.

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Your car is serious.
In your car?

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Yeah, she's she's listening to
Little Drummer Boy by Jim

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Neighbors.
Jim Neighbors, yeah.

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You pay money to have serious
feed you Jim neighbors.

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Yeah, Little Drummer Boy the.
Ant at least my torture was for

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free from David Bowie and Bing
Crosby on at least fresh.

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Radio.
Yeah, that's, that's a standard

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too.
Sure.

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And the worst version.
I don't know why people love

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that.
I don't know.

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But he actually had a couple of
versions that you might hate

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because after gym neighbors.
Please give me gym neighbors

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after Bing from.
Saving and you're going to have

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this discussion, but I am, I'm
going to assure you at this

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point I have not yet heard the
little drum.

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I have a voice and really.
So you have this.

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Is for sure now we are recording
this before but this this

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podcast is released on Christmas
Eve and God help me, I hope I'm

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still avoiding the Little
Drummer void by Christmas Eve.

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Well, you've already won.
For anybody that doesn't

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understand why, if it's your
favorite Christmas song, have at

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it.
Enjoy.

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I don't know where that song
came from.

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I don't know why it exists.
I don't really like it.

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I never did like it.
It just was.

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At one point you just sort of
accepted, well, it's Christmas

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and I have to listen to this,
but you don't.

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I always used to get, oh, you're
a drummer, so you must love the

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Little Drummer Boy Christmas.
I don't.

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Do you the?
Reason.

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The reason?
I feel the opposite actually.

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Yes.
I always see those memes and

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it's like Mary haven't just
given birth to our Lord awakes

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to find a small boy with a
drummer.

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Yeah, no, it didn't happen.
He wasn't there.

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Heart.
The Herald Angels did sing, but

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there was no drummer.
There was no drummer.

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No, there was.
No, they were.

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Inviting them, they were
welcome.

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No, right?
There was no drummer there.

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And when you recorded Christmas
song and you are a name

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performer like I wonder if Bruce
Springsteen has ever regretted

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doing Santa Claus's Coming to
town live because I feel like

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I've that's.
The only version that's ever

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played.
I know, I feel like I heard it.

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Did he?
Do a recorded version because I.

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Would like to do that.
He did it the smartest way

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possible because you did.
You performed it once and they

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recorded it and then you didn't
have to do the whole studio

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treatment.
None of that.

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It was so smart anyway.
Yeah, you know you.

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Get paid forever if.
Bob Seger, when you were

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deciding which Christmas song
you would put your stamp on.

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Yeah, Bob Seger, who I have a
great deal of respect for, you

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know, and, and from the Detroit
area, for some reason, he did

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Little Drummer Boy.
What's wrong with the Bob we

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used to have?
And I know that there's been

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some radio stations sold, so
we're here in the London area.

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And Foreman, your radio station
does not do the whole all

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Christmas thing.
We have, well we're HD Radio and

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on our HD Channel 2 is 100%.
Christmas music.

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All right.
Well.

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It is.
I would say it's very tasteful.

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It sticks to the classics.
It doesn't get what you want.

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Version.
And when I say classics, that

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doesn't mean Little Drummer Boy.
It it's not about 50% Canadian

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original an old Christmas music
like there is on some other

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radio station in London.
Yeah.

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What's that mean?
Is it fresh?

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Is it fresh because there used
to be the other radio station,

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but they've been sold and
they're not doing it this year.

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Their Christmas music?
Little way better.

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Yes, way way.
Yeah, whoever.

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Like there's two.
Yeah, whoever was chimed that

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together was doing a great job.
But on Chime, they're doing a

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great job.
Is it Chime?

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OK, fine.
That's right and I'm correct.

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That's Rogers Radio.
Yes, and I'm sure in Halifax

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Move is the one that does 100%
Christmas music.

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I'm sure it's perfectly
acceptable.

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I'm telling you, I'm telling you
what the guys that are doing,

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whoever's doing that, you know,
they do hit like it's the

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weirdest stuff 'cause you will
hear like Frank Sinatra doing

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Jingle Bell and then you'll hear
White Christmas by Bing Crosby

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and then all of a sudden you'll
hear this morning, I think the

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Payolas Christmas is coming.
You ever heard that one?

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It's horrible.
I don't know.

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It should never be played.
It's.

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Probably not as bad as Sean
Kingston, Little Drummer Boy.

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I'm pretty sure it is.
Kingston Little drummer boy,

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it's it's like.
Paola they the reason they're

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they're feeding you the Paolas.
And who are some of the other

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Kim Stockwood?
You know who Kim Stockwood is?

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Yeah, she has a career every
December, thanks to Fred.

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Yes, I heard hers the other day.
Because they're Canadian.

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They need, yeah, they need to
play.

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You Canadian.
True, you don't need to play

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that much.
Canadian Well, they don't need

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to play the payolas doing
Christmas is coming ever again.

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Guys are so into it, most people
would not even notice.

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You know I don't need to.
Hear it was I've heard the

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Little Drummer Boy a million
times, and Dave won our

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challenge.
The end.

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That was my point.
Yeah, the other point is, what

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are you doing listening to Jim
Naver's Little Drummer?

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Well, I wasn't trying to, OK,
really was trying not to, and I

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was bummed that I lost this
year's challenge.

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So that's got to be worse.
Unless the Paolas did it.

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I don't know, maybe.
Rocking around the Christmas

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tree at the Christmas party
house.

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Mistletoe hung where you can see
every couple tries to stop

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rocking around the Christmas
tree.

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Let the Christmas spirit ring.
Later we'll have some pumpkin

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pie and we'll do some caroling.
You will get a little feeling

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when you're here.
Voices singing Let's be jolly.

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The halls with thousands highly
rocking around the Christmas

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tree.
Have a happy holiday.

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Hey everyone dancing there
running in the new oh fashion

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way.
Excellent.

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Excellent.
Thank you.

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Great.
You are hired to play kazoo in

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my band.
Excellent.

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Job, I'm about to hear you
losers.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand with Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman podcasted around the
Christmas tree at the Christmas

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party hall.
Everybody sing.

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Everybody sing.
Podcast and.

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Around.
The Christmas?

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Yeah.
OK, never mind.

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Don't podcast.
Please don't see hop.

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No.
Why?

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Let's not that's not Don't
forget about our website by the.

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Way that sings.
No, we're not underwhelming.ca

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Go to our website, we need
sponsors.

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We need sponsors, but there's
lots of things to do on on our

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website because we've been
slowly building it up.

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You can leave us a voice message
so we could play it on our show.

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You could buy us a coffee.
You can check out Dave's blogs.

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You can check out our host BIOS.
I don't know, I put Oh, and one

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of the blogs is behind the
scenes photos of our live show

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if you haven't looked at that
yet.

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Behind the scenes so.
Yeah, yeah.

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You can check out sponsorship
info, you can send us a message,

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you can, you know, all kinds of
stuff out there.

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So but I cannot.
Yeah, I cannot book myself a

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haircut.
That's a segue.

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We don't offer that service, no.
Segue out of nowhere.

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Even with my guy I did just get
my haircut because someone else

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that I live with demanded it
happen.

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But even my regular guy for
several weeks leading up to

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Christmas now has been booked
like a can't.

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You can't get in because
everyone wants a haircut for

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Christmas.
Yes.

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Yeah, I don't want a haircut.
For you.

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I just had one yesterday.
I would like I would like to

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have hair to cut.
Did you notice?

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IO No, it did not notice, but it
looks great, did you?

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Are wearing a hat.
I got my hair done yesterday.

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Yeah.
Did you?

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I'm wearing a hat.
Yes, I did.

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How much did that cost?
Quite a bit.

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Quite a bit more than what
Foreman would pay.

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Without knowing either amount,
you are very correct.

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You are very correct.
And quite a bit more time spent

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in the chair too.
I.

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Yeah, I'm there for about 3
hours, 3 hours, yeah, every

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time.
But I only go like hours 3-4

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times a year so.
That's Ashley's excuse, too.

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I don't go that often.
Yeah, it still doesn't even out.

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It does.
Not even.

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It never evens out.
And it is like 3 or 4 hours when

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she goes there.
It looks beautiful and love it

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so much.
Work it better, Of course you

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better say that, right?
Yeah, it looks great, Rach.

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Thanks you guys.
Never noticed.

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You've never noticed.
Now you've never noticed before.

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We would always notice each
others though.

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Yes, I would.
Always when you, I don't know

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why it's so much more obvious
when you guys get haircuts, it's

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like so much shorter.
Because the whole.

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Point I feel like when you get a
haircut at one point in my life,

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I think, and I know some people
who are like this now, men, OK,

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that when you go for a haircut,
you don't want anybody to

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notice.
Did you got a haircut?

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I'd rather not.
Yeah, some.

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Some are so regimented that
their hair low always looks

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exactly the same way they.
Want to look exactly the same?

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That's the whole purpose of
scheduling a haircut.

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Maybe every three.
Weeks if you want.

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Anybody.
Yeah, where makes sense now for

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me, I'm like, shave it, go
ahead, dodge more of it off.

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I don't care.
Yeah, it's a lot easier to deal

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with when you do that.
Right, so I shaved Jeremy's

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head.
I'm his Barber.

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Well, that's a lot easier.
Yeah, yeah, I have to put myself

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in.
How is he a good tipper?

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No, Nope.
He's just like, OK, thanks.

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Like, hey, you can put the razor
away, then the Clippers.

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That's it.
Anyway, so you got a haircut for

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me.
Oh, he didn't get a haircut.

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He can't get a haircut.
No, I did.

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I did.
It's not long.

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Wait a minute, problem.
Is.

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It first needs a haircut, you
notice 'cause it's quite nuffy,

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yes.
It was getting puffy and shaggy,

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yeah.
I don't know, I don't, I don't

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have that issue.
Yeah, it's so thick that you

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can't.
You can fill it with product,

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whatever, and at the end of the
day, it's just as like a clown

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wig no matter what.
Yeah.

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You know what?
I know that you don't like that,

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but you are blessed.
That's it's.

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It's a guess.
I'd rather have this problem

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than the opposite problem.
Yeah, it is a terrible thing to

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have a full head of hair,
Foreman.

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I just, I wish I could give you
some Dave.

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Yeah.
Wow.

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All I want for Christmas is
Foremans problem.

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Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So I couldn't get it my the
little barbershop I've I've

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found in Saint Thomas.
Yeah, and the guy I go to and.

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What is the what is the guy you
go to?

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What is he?
What's the typical foreman do

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cost?
It's like 35 bucks plus tax.

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How much does your hair cost
your haircut, Dave?

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It's not that much.
Well, my place.

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Is nice.
He gets it.

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He has a little machine and he
and he gets at this hot shaving

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cream that he puts on your neck
and he does the neck thing and

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yeah, it's nice.
It's a good little process.

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Yeah, that's worth the extra.
Yeah, it might be worth 30.

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Five treats you.
That's nice.

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And he's like a real Barbie.
He, he's either the manager or

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the owner of this place, too.
He knows what he's doing.

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So I found that, you know, go
right to the top and he's my

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guy.
Absolutely.

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Get in with them because before
Christmas, everyone, and I

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misspoke earlier, not everyone
wants to get a haircut.

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Everyone's being told that they
have to get a haircut.

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So I was one of those, yeah,
couldn't get in.

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And you can book online and
there's options to join waiting

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lists for times and want.
So I joined the waiting list for

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like a week and a half, never
got a call so I just.

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You're on the waiting list.
For a haircut, I know, but

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there's lots of people that work
there and they always say your

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walk insurance welcome.
And whenever I'm there, people

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just walk in off the street and
someone's available and we'll

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cut their hair, whatever.
So I walked in.

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And.
There's a guy that wasn't busy,

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so he started cutting my hair
and then my regular guy is there

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and I thought, oh, I well, at
least I know that he's there.

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He can tell this other guy what
he does.

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Because.
The new guy's asking, what do

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you want done?
I'm like, ask him.

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He knows, yeah.
Exactly, Yeah.

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My regular guy tells him and
halfway through my haircut

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another person walks in the door
and says oh hey, hi, whatever.

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Obviously to see my regular guy,
but it's clear that it's for the

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time frame after mine.
Like I'm there at 9:00, this

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guy's there at like 920,
obviously ready for a 930 and my

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guy hasn't been doing anything
the whole time.

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And my guy says, well, it's
great.

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You know, it's great that you
came in early.

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We could start right now because
I had a no show.

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What, so you could have had your
guy?

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I could have had my guy the
whole time.

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But he didn't.
He was probably waiting for the

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client.
And then you sat down with the

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other guy.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.

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I don't know.
Was he annoying?

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If you were with the.
Different.

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No, he was not.
What is a foreman?

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Because does your guy not want
to do your hair foreman?

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And does Foreman just switch
guys in the same establishment?

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Yeah, maybe.
I think it was just very a

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misunderstanding.
Very, very.

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No.
I don't know.

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I I.
Don't think there's anything to

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that do.
You.

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Oh, I sure do.
No, that's the thing if.

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The guy had a no show.
Foreman walks in looking for a

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haircut like I'm just I walk in
out of the blue.

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The guy, his regular guy has a
no show and gives Foreman to

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another guy.
No, no, no, no.

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Were you?
A Barber shop.

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Were you already sitting down
with the new guy when this other

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client walked in to get the new
show?

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But I.
Lost the 930 guy, not the 9:00

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guy, Yeah.
But if the if your regular guy

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was expecting a 9:00 and you
walked in at 9:00, well, he's

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expecting someone else.
He didn't know that they were

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going to be a nose.
Shop I walked in at like 910.

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Oh, like I wasn't there at an
exact appointment time because I

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did have an appointment.
By 910, the 9:00's not showing

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exactly.
Orman shows there's somebody,

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they're both free and Foreman's
regular guy doesn't do Foreman.

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Foreman, I'd be.
AI don't know, maybe he gave 20

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minutes before he knew it was a
no show.

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Switch guys for me.
Really.

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I think that's a nothing thing,
no?

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I I keep is.
This something or nothing?

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It's nothing.
I I think.

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It's something too.
Definitely something.

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But what does foreman do?
Switch.

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Do I switch with the new?
Guy I guess like.

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Yes, because maybe the old guy
now will be offended if you make

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an appointment with the new guy.
Old guy probably doesn't care if

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he's the owner, he's getting
paid anyway.

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He doesn't care if you book with
him or not.

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But then maybe all the more
reason why I should I gave the

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new guy a bigger tip than
normal.

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Yes.
Because I was mad.

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Now that'll do it.
Now I I think you better find.

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They're going to talk.
About I, I think you better find

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a new place.
I can't go to the place at all

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now.
Yeah.

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Would you like?
You can.

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I really, I don't think it's a
big deal.

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Oh, I think it's a huge deal.
I can't.

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Even want my haircut in the
first place.

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Yeah.
What a tip.

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He tipped the other guy more
than than his regular.

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It's a deal.
It's really.

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A deal, It's a deal.
I simply must go.

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Baby, it's cold outside.
The answer is no.

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But baby, it's cold outside.
The welcome has been how lucky

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that you drop so nice and warm.
Look out the window.

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And that's my sister will be
stuff because Joshua so

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delicious.
My brother will be there at the

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door.
Waves upon a tropical shore.

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Me Nan's mind is vicious.
Joshua's are delicious

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cigarettes.
Never such a get home.

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Maybe you'll freeze out there.
Take lend me your cold up to

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your knees out there.
You've really been grand when

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you touch my hand.
Don't you see?

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How can you do this thing?
You're bound to be taught too

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much.
Thank you.

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My life long, so there'll be
plenty.

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And fine if she got pneumonia
and I can't stay over that old

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house.
Baby, it's cold.

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Baby, it's cold outside.
All right, I'll stay for a beer.

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You didn't bring your own?
No.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand with a Rachel and

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Foreman.
Just hear those sleigh bells

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jingling ring Ting tingling too.
Come on, it's lovely weather for

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a podcast together with you, am
I right?

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Right back at you, David.
I'm telling you.

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Right now and.
Foreman, let me ask you, I don't

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know about you, but are you?
You know, I've been enjoying

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every my nuts roasting by an
open fire.

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Yeah, yes, That was one of the
great things about Christmas on

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the radio.
You could say things like that

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and almost and almost get away
with it.

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Yes, OK, Someone would always be
upset, even though I don't know

459
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,920
how you could be, but someone
always would be.

460
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,120
You'd always.
Get well.

461
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,520
People were upset about
everything.

462
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,880
Because I happen to be Speaking
of nuts, I happen to be.

463
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,320
Before I go any further, That's
the segue by the way, is.

464
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,720
It OK.
Yeah, well, I, my name's on the

465
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,800
Amazon account here in the in
the Collins household.

466
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,160
So I get emails.
I get all the emails from if

467
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,000
people are ordering, if they're
ordering gifts for me, if

468
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,600
they're ordering gifts for
anybody, I get the emails

469
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,720
saying, Oh yeah, we got your
order, we got this.

470
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,440
Here's something.
Do you get those emails from

471
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,800
Amazon?
Here's something you might.

472
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,440
I'm the one that gets them.
Here's something that you might

473
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,040
like.
And last week or two, a week and

474
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,240
a half ago, I got an e-mail and
I just went, here's something

475
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,280
I'm so tired of them.
Here's something, you know, like

476
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,880
I'm scrolling through my emails,
delete, delete, and I see here's

477
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,080
something you might like.
Happy nuts.

478
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,400
And I went what, what, what,
what?

479
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,360
That sounds like a good idea.
Who?

480
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,480
Wouldn't want happiness.
Yes, and.

481
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,280
I don't want sad nuts.
No, exactly.

482
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,480
No, you don't want unhappy nuts.
You you want happy nuts.

483
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,120
So hats off to the happy nuts
people who create.

484
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,800
I don't know.
I think it's some sort of cream.

485
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,120
I hope.
I think I started it because

486
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
you're nuts.
Who doesn't want happy nuts?

487
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,320
Oh, it actually is for an.
I'm happy, Yeah.

488
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,360
Still waiting to hear what
happened.

489
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,600
I've seen.
It is what it is.

490
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,840
It's something.
It's a cream or something.

491
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,920
Yeah, I've seen it on Crees on.
And if you didn't buy it and put

492
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,760
it in Jeremy's stocking, what's
wrong with you?

493
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,320
Well, I didn't, but I might have
to now that you've mentioned it

494
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,480
'cause I think that.
Would be funny.

495
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,120
No one wants sad nuts.
Well, yes, and that the truth.

496
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,080
Like everyone, every man should
have their.

497
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,000
Everyone with nuts should have
this.

498
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,360
If you got nuts, you need them
to stay cheery, you want them.

499
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,360
Holly and jolly you want.
Them to be jolly, that's.

500
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,600
Right, that's you're nuts, Holly
and Jolly, they're happy nuts.

501
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,960
Well, it's time for headlines.
Speaking of.

502
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,960
Well, this is our this is our
final podcast of 2024.

503
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,640
Can you?
Tell, can you tell I figure we

504
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,680
should wrap up with a few
headlines, Am I right?

505
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,960
Yes, I'm right.
These are actual, these are

506
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,880
actual headlines, real
headlines.

507
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,800
I don't make these up.
I don't have to.

508
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,160
No, it's I, I don't have to.
I do get contributions.

509
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,800
Again, thank you, Foreman, for
contributing a a couple of the

510
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,600
headlines out of there coming
up.

511
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,080
OK.
I appreciate it.

512
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,560
Oh, somebody sent one that I
forgot to pass along to.

513
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,680
You.
You should have sent that one to

514
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,920
me.
Well, maybe next.

515
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,120
Episode Next.
Year I do headlines I'll get.

516
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,120
Next year, yeah.
Here we go, New Zealand man wins

517
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,520
Spanish Scrabble championships
despite not speaking Spanish.

518
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,840
Real headlines.
Wow.

519
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,840
Excellente.
Celente.

520
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,760
Unfalis, Navidad.
I've had these Navidad.

521
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,280
He's got happy nuts.
That's right, You know how many

522
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,200
points you would get for that in
Scrabble?

523
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,240
At least Navidad, yeah, you get
a lot with a zed in there.

524
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,560
Yeah, Zed.
Yeah, Czech man fails to win

525
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,480
right to smile on his driver's
license photo ID.

526
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,080
Well, it's.
Czech man.

527
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,720
Yeah, Czech.
Czech Republic.

528
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah.
Headlines.

529
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,560
OK, yeah, I thought you meant
like a check mark.

530
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,040
I was like, well.
Who's the check?

531
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,800
Who's the?
Check Mark.

532
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Me ZECHE.
Also a high score scrubble.

533
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,080
Sure.
Yeah, that's true.

534
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,640
Mosh pit diaper designed to
avoid long lines at concert

535
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,360
bathrooms sells out.
No.

536
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,640
Of course.
That's an actual headline.

537
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,400
Yeah, that's disgusting.
I believe it.

538
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,320
Nobody wants to stand in that.
Put it in Jeremy's stocking with

539
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,840
his happy nuts.
He'll be.

540
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,320
He'll be thrilled.
So I.

541
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,320
Probably get sworn out on
Christmas morning.

542
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:22,600
Scientists may have discovered a
new form of ancient humans known

543
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,560
as large head people.
Think Neanderthals.

544
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,800
Real headlines.
But larger, they're large.

545
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,640
By the way, my sister did
23andMe and we found that we or

546
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,440
she, not me, is part
Neanderthal.

547
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,400
That has nothing to do with
anything.

548
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,160
Yeah, large headed people from
does your.

549
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,440
Sister have a large head.
No, no, not for no.

550
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,040
No particular.
No, we've evolved since then,

551
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:53,480
Dave.
That's.

552
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,880
OK.
She doesn't live in Cape Breton.

553
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,040
Columbus Funeral Home to be the
first in the state to operate

554
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,080
with a liquor license.
That's a good idea.

555
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,960
Headlines.
How is that a first?

556
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,920
No one likes to go into
funerals, but if there's an open

557
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,720
bar.
Yes, absolutely.

558
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,760
In I didn't.
Know your uncle, but I'm coming.

559
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,280
It's a celebration of life,
exactly.

560
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,200
This is going to happen.
That's the best news.

561
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:24,960
Ever.
Absolutely.

562
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,800
They should have liquor and
beer.

563
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:32,720
Right fart coin breaks above the
800 million market cap.

564
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,080
What?
That's an actual headline.

565
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,560
I'm not making that up.
What is this such a thing as

566
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,120
fart coin?
Fart coin and.

567
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,400
It's almost yes, it's almost at
a billion.

568
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,520
Like should have bought stock.
You should have bought fart

569
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,560
coin.
It's a joke apparently, but it.

570
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,880
Every time you make a
transaction.

571
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,120
Yeah.
They send you a digital fart

572
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:58,200
sound effect.
So you sign up for this and you

573
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,360
pay for that.
It's fart coin.

574
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,480
It's like Bitcoin, you buy it.
Fart coin instead, because it's

575
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,000
fart coin.
Bart Coin is going.

576
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,440
It's selling.
And then you own the sounds, the

577
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,880
fart sounds, or.
Something we're not.

578
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,360
It's explaining blockchain.
We're not we're not going to do

579
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,000
cryptocurrency here.
OK, Right.

580
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,600
All right, you don't get it.
No, I.

581
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,760
Don't.
We'll move on.

582
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,200
You'll get this one.
It's.

583
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,920
Worth a lot more than hawk to a
coin, that's for sure.

584
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,680
That's.
That's a coin, yeah.

585
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,200
That's a coin.
Might be landing her in jail

586
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,480
coin.
Boy Usus City tells residents to

587
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,600
stop sticking googly eyes on its
statues.

588
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,880
No.
Real headlines.

589
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,400
More googly.
Eyes.

590
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,080
That's funny.
I love that is.

591
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,160
Funny googly.
Eyes are.

592
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Always funny, that's.
Always funny, that's.

593
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,200
Always funny.
Always.

594
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,560
Where is that?
Which city does it say?

595
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,120
Somewhere in Oregon, I don't
know.

596
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,320
OK, I love.
Stop, stop jumping in front of

597
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,600
oncoming cars, South African
government warned citizens.

598
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,200
That's that's very morbid.
Headlines.

599
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Yes, why?
Why are they doing too soon?

600
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,600
Too soon.
Doing that, yeah.

601
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,400
Stop doing that.
Is it like some sort of

602
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,080
insurance scam?
I don't know, I have no idea,

603
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,200
Maybe I didn't.
I just felt like such a good

604
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,920
headline, I didn't want to delve
any further, no.

605
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,080
As as most of them seem to be.
Yes, in that Caterpillar.

606
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:18,880
That's right.
Fair enough.

607
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,640
Woman who heard animal noises
from under her house had naked

608
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:29,400
man living there.
He had no clothes and was living

609
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,840
under the house well.
That's that's an actual

610
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,040
headline.
That's not.

611
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,600
Something anybody wants to find
under the house, I wouldn't

612
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,440
think if you're.
Living under the house, I mean.

613
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,200
I guess I'm not surprised you
don't have clothes.

614
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,320
Yeah, what?
I guess you don't.

615
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,080
Well.
Now your mouse doesn't seem so

616
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,160
bad now, does it?
No.

617
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,080
Yeah, that's such a bad.
Fact.

618
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,840
Haven't found another one, thank
God.

619
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:53,240
Plane grounded for five days
after 130 hamsters escaped from

620
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,040
their cages.
The last.

621
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,520
On the plane.
Yeah, that wouldn't be fun.

622
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,240
No.
Real headlines.

623
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,280
Well, it's not as bad as Snakes
on a Plane, but.

624
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,840
If you unleash the snakes now,
it would get rid of the

625
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,200
hamsters.
Anyway.

626
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:11,960
That's true.
Two emus Emus named Thelma and

627
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,800
Louise on the run in South
Carolina.

628
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,040
I don't know why.
I just like that.

629
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,440
Yeah.
Of course.

630
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,120
Yeah.
Headlines.

631
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,040
What did they think was going to
happen when they named the emus

632
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,120
Thelma and Louise?
I love that.

633
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,240
Yeah, exactly.
I followed this one woman on

634
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:32,920
TikTok and she's got a emu farm.
Emu farm or anyway, and or maybe

635
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,480
it's an ostrich.
What's the difference?

636
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,320
Well, they're different.
Nobody knows.

637
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,160
I don't know anyway, the the
bird that she has is named

638
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,760
Karen, and Karen's a real bitch
to her and it's so funny to see

639
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,800
her deal with Karen the ostrich
or the emu.

640
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,160
So.
I'm like, what that stuff?

641
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,520
Side note.
Sounds like it.

642
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,000
Thanks continue.
Thank you.

643
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,800
Great story.
This smuggler caught with 320

644
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:59,280
tarantulas strapped to his body.
EW, gross.

645
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,160
IPhone, Yeah.
That's an actual headline.

646
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,440
I have a local headline.
Thank you to Foreman.

647
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,800
Courtesy of Foreman.
Local headline.

648
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,760
Local headline drug dealer
nabbed by police while going

649
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,640
through Wendy's drive through in
Simcoe.

650
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,160
Just got to make a bit stop.
Real headline.

651
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,040
That's right, it's even worse
because he was in the back of a

652
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,280
cab.
He was a Dr. thru cab with.

653
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,960
The police fault they were
following him with.

654
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,040
The gas, I don't know.
Did the cabbie know?

655
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,400
I was.
Wouldn't have known.

656
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,680
I have a subsection of headline
Christmas headlines because.

657
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,480
It's yeah, that's.
Exactly.

658
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,160
Santa Claus helps nab car theft
suspect in Jefferson County.

659
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,000
Headline.
Wow, way to go Santa.

660
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,800
Yeah, he knows if you've been
naughty or nice.

661
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,760
You know what?
I'm saying yeah, he sure does.

662
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,560
Yeah, Reverend's Santa sermon
ruins Christmas for sobbing

663
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,000
school pupils.
That's not very nice.

664
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,400
What woolly?
That's an actual headline.

665
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,320
Should have asked them to come
and speak at the Christmas.

666
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,880
Good grief, that's worse than
our last podcast.

667
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,560
Man gets stuck in chimney while
fleeing from police.

668
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,800
I think that could be a
Christmas headline.

669
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,040
I'm just saying.
Yes.

670
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,680
Real headlines, yeah.
Doesn't say Christmas, but.

671
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,120
You're probably, you know, I
have a feeling.

672
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,680
You know who?
Else spins down the chimney.

673
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,520
Well, exactly, I could do it.
Buckingham Palace maid arrested

674
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,120
after drunken brawl at work
Christmas party.

675
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,720
That's a great headline.
That's one of my favorite

676
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,640
headlines.
Headlines.

677
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,760
Yeah, there's a lot there to
unpack.

678
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,160
I think we all want.
To know what happens?

679
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,640
Well, I guess we do know what
happens at the Buckingham Palace

680
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,560
Christmas party.
Another.

681
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,960
Local Christmas headline
courtesy Forum.

682
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,920
Thank you.
Forum and Local 1 here.

683
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Here we go.
Saint Thomas woman punches Santa

684
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,960
Claus for blocking her parade
view.

685
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,360
Yeah, that's right.
That's an actual headline.

686
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:04,360
At the Saint Thomas parade.
Yes, it was 25% more Grinches.

687
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,680
Yes.
I'm here to see the Santa Claus

688
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,640
parade.
Get out of my way.

689
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,800
Santa.
Not only what's that local news,

690
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,960
but it also ended up on TMZ.
It was on TMZ.

691
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,840
Of course.
This is so ridiculous.

692
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,840
Yes, yeah.
All right, we have time for a

693
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,560
couple of Florida's.
Here we go off the floor.

694
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,960
Hey, plants, but no pants.
Florida Maine gardens in the

695
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,000
nude.
Real headline.

696
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,480
Yeah, well.
Of course, of course, he's just

697
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,960
hotter than stink down right?
Florida Man, by the way, gets

698
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,760
naked in Uber after getting a
feeling.

699
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,440
A feeling.
Yeah, I just had this feeling.

700
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,720
To get naked.
Yeah, headlines.

701
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,360
What was the feeling of the
driver?

702
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Unhappy.
That's another headline.

703
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,080
Unhappy nuts.
Yeah, sad.

704
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,320
Nuts.
Sad nuts.

705
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,080
Florida man accused of
threatening person with Molotov

706
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,240
cocktail and a sword to make a
point.

707
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,280
Point me.
Yeah.

708
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,239
That's an actual headline.
You're not exactly the one you

709
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,320
thought you were making, but.
Made one.

710
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,880
We all know you're crazy now.
Yes, Florida man wearing blue

711
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:20,159
bonnet and flowery dress
allegedly steals 28 cans of baby

712
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,280
formula from Publix.
Real.

713
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,600
Headlines I don't.
Think I need to focus on what

714
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,679
this man's wearing.
It sounds nice.

715
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,719
Probably match well the.
Bonnet.

716
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,679
Really.
You want to wear a dress?

717
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,760
Fine.
It's the bonnet that really had

718
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,239
me.
But then he stole the baby

719
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,400
formula so that that makes
sense.

720
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,360
Did he think that babies get the
formula for free?

721
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:46,400
They go shopping for themselves.
I do not know, Florida Man

722
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,880
Florida man who lied about
identity, arrested after

723
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,320
forgetting who he said he was.
Headlines, naturally.

724
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,280
It's a really good one.
You just have to sit.

725
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,640
And make sure you know the
story.

726
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,920
Yeah, you may want to listen to
that one again.

727
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,880
I'm not doing it twice, but
that's there's a lot to unpack,

728
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,200
right?
Half naked Florida man high on

729
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,240
meth breaks into home, steals
carpet cleaner that checks I

730
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,480
think.
It's an actual headline.

731
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,640
Finally, Matt.
That's just if they had had a

732
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,960
crocodile, he would have stolen
that too.

733
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,520
I'm pretty sure.
Probably.

734
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,560
Yes, yeah, again, mess smoking
Florida Man attacks mattress in

735
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,440
jealous rage.
Attacks the mattress.

736
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,560
Just.
He's jealous of the mattress.

737
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,720
What goes on between a man and
his mattresses?

738
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,360
Between the man and his
mattresses.

739
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,400
That's.
Right.

740
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,440
Yeah, Well, OK.
Maybe not a Matt case.

741
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,240
Yeah, right.
One more.

742
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,440
Here we go.
Last one Florida Man plastic

743
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,680
surgeon known as doctor
downtown.

744
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaking of happy nuts.
Florida.

745
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,440
Man.
Plastic surgeon known as doctor

746
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,360
downtown loses license over
tragic Brazilian butt lift

747
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,000
death.
Oh death, My goodness.

748
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,320
Headlines and.
That's how we're ending the

749
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,480
year.
That's exactly.

750
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,960
Tragic Brazilian butt lift by
doctor downtown.

751
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:47,720
Wow, you guys are?
Amazing.

752
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,320
We do it all, Dave.
We do it all.

753
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,760
Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

754
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,360
Oh, the mic dropping.
Yeah, 3 mic.

755
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,800
Drop.
That was a big finish.

756
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,840
Actually, I was.
I was proud of us if.

757
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,840
You're gonna go out, That's how
you go up.

758
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,560
The this is due to underwhelming
demand.

759
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,640
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
This is the podcast in a Pear

760
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,880
tree, just in time for
Christmas.

761
00:37:53,080 --> 00:38:00,040
Yes, I like that one podcast.
In a pear tree, by the way, I

762
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,240
middle of the day we happened to
find ourselves very close to

763
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,800
embro.
And I said to my wife, we need

764
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,840
to drive through embro.
I need to drive through embro.

765
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,200
I forgot they have, they've got
the Santa Clauses.

766
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,080
Yeah, Genesis to do.
I said they sure do.

767
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,840
Well, then we have to go.
It was delightful.

768
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,840
It it was worth all of the hype,
these Santa Clauses.

769
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,520
And you got them where you got
them?

770
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,840
Home Hardware, Right.
They were Home Hardware, which

771
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,120
you didn't like Rachel, But I'm
telling you right now, if they

772
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,640
if they weren't all the same
Santas, it just wouldn't work.

773
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,800
So like, they are all the exact
same Santas and they're

774
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,040
everywhere.
They're over 200.

775
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,040
Yeah, I only went down the Main
Street and you, they're

776
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,560
everywhere is awesome.
And I'm there in the daytime.

777
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,440
I'm sure at night when they're
all lit up they look great.

778
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,720
Yeah.
Oh, they do.

779
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,360
They ever.
I think it it's a great idea,

780
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,120
it's a great community thing to
do.

781
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,960
I just don't, I don't love that
it's it was brought about by the

782
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,120
retail store.
They raised like $9000.

783
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,560
It worked.
Absolutely.

784
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,160
They raised all that money.
I was talking to the women who

785
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,160
were spearheading the Mount
Elgin gingerbread men.

786
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,000
Yeah.
How'd that go?

787
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,240
Yeah.
Situation.

788
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,400
Right.
Well, both those towns and the

789
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,880
inflatable snowmen in Folden as
well.

790
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,080
Folden.
Folden, Zoya, all, and there was

791
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,480
quite a few.
I guess for for an intersection.

792
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,320
They've done pretty well with
the drive for sure.

793
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,240
Even the Township of Southwest
Oxford had a Christmas lights

794
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,680
competition.
And you know how when I first

795
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,920
mentioned the gingerbread men
situation and the woman who

796
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,800
alerted me to what they were
doing on Heart FM was the woman

797
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,560
who also didn't want to partake?
Yeah, I'm a snowman lover.

798
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,160
I would have totally been all in
on a snowman.

799
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:59,320
Her house won the Christmas
lights prize from the Township,

800
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,080
which included several
gingerbread men.

801
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,560
Wow, good.
For her.

802
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:09,040
Yeah, and the women who
organized the whole thing are a

803
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,640
little bit miffed.
So she didn't want to partake in

804
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,920
the gingerbread.
Thing she didn't.

805
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,560
She's alerted me to the fact
that the town was trying to do

806
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,600
everyone get an inflatable
gingerbread man just because she

807
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,400
doesn't like inflatables.
Did not want to participate.

808
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,640
Turns out she won the Township
Christmas light contest for her.

809
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,400
Yes, Anita, who called in
originally the one that doesn't

810
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,160
want the gingerbread.
You have got to be kidding.

811
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:42,520
No, it's her and her display is
a Wiener dog eating free light

812
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,240
up gingerbread like a little
one.

813
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,760
We did.
We won for most original.

814
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:55,320
So there's 3 zip tied together
and there's one in the mouth of

815
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,680
a dash hound, a light up dash
hound, Christmas lawn ornaments.

816
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,960
So we won on that.
So Miss I Don't Like Gingerbread

817
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:11,240
Men won an award for having
three of them. 443 running away,

818
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:16,440
3 running away from the from the
dash hound and one in the dash

819
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,600
hound's mouth getting eat.
Do you even have a single

820
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,040
snowman in your display?
I absolutely do.

821
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,400
He had the snowman is standing
there with the leash around the

822
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,720
dash hound.
OK, so the snowman's walking the

823
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,000
dog.
Who's eating the gingerbread

824
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,440
man, Correct.
I mean, I like it.

825
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,320
It does still conflict with your
previous comments though.

826
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,080
Hey, we compromise.
We got these miniature

827
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,120
gingerbread masks, you know, so
we are still in the spirit and

828
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,840
supporting the community.
Yeah, I love those are I like

829
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,200
that go.
To the Enbrel drive through

830
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,240
Enbrel the.
Overwhelming sentiment now,

831
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:56,240
especially now that we get to
after Christmas, is everyone's

832
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:00,080
complaining that any degree of
weather whatsoever will make

833
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,960
them fall over.
They'll RIP.

834
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,880
You can't keep them in the
ground, no matter how many ropes

835
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,760
and stakes and whatever you put
on them, they RIP people, try to

836
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,280
repair them, return them.
I don't think a lot of these

837
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,320
competitions will come back next
year.

838
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,800
Oh, really?
OK, I'll tell you what I'm doing

839
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,080
on Boxing Day.
I'm looking for, I'm looking for

840
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,160
an inflatable Santa.
Maybe there's deals of?

841
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,200
Course there will.
Be.

842
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,360
They're all about the inflate
because.

843
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,760
You didn't like inflatable, I'd,
I'd take one, but I know all the

844
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,760
snow that we had, the snow in
the blue and all that stuff.

845
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,800
It would knock Santa down.
You would never have lasted so.

846
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,240
There's one person in our
neighborhood that has it's like

847
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,800
a 12 foot frosty and we all love
it.

848
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,560
And that's just one, one person.
So you.

849
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,920
Need to get one rach.
But in the snowstorm we had,

850
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,520
yeah, it was knocked over a lot.
So you're not getting one, are

851
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,760
you?
No I'm not.

852
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,720
I didn't think so.
I have deer and a tree lights

853
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,960
and lights lots of.
Lights.

854
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,120
Yeah, Going skiing.
Yep, yeah.

855
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,880
We buy the skis.
No, no, no, we're just, we'll

856
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,160
just rent them and see if we.
Like oh, I see, when are you

857
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,640
going?
Yeah, I don't know yet.

858
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,120
There's no snow right now.
So they're open.

859
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,000
You get a season pass like that,
that ladies golf league that you

860
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:11,120
joined.
You guys think you know me so

861
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,040
well, but I.
We don't think we do know you.

862
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,440
We do know you're a.
Little no.

863
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,160
Better than you know yourself.
As it turns out, you don't.

864
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,080
You don't see me very much at
all.

865
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,840
So.
Enough.

866
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,880
It's not.
It's a no.

867
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:30,840
Turns out that's unnecessary.
All right, anyway.

868
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,080
We're moving on now.
Show that to Ambro.

869
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,960
And by the way, this is the
point we're going to we're going

870
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,600
to read some of your
communications with us.

871
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,880
Don't forget the website due to,
I'm sorry, underwhelming.ca.

872
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,560
You can get a hold of us, Dave,
rachelforeman@gmail.com or

873
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,480
anywhere on social media.
If you would like to sponsor the

874
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,000
podcast.
We're looking for sponsors.

875
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,040
If you'd like to buy us a
coffee, any of those things, but

876
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,920
just go to the website.
You can take a, you can sign up

877
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,200
for the newsletter.
You can.

878
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,360
There's a oh.
Yeah, please sign up for the

879
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,000
newsletter.
I put a lot of work into that

880
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
each week and I'd like more
people to sign up.

881
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,720
Please, there's a poll there
too.

882
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,640
You can tell us what you like
and don't want in a listener

883
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,920
survey.
Yeah, survey there.

884
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,520
Go.
Yeah.

885
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,560
Which is nice because it tells
us what what you want to hear

886
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,440
and what you don't want to hear
so that it's there you go.

887
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,600
You can tell we haven't paid
attention to the results yet.

888
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,640
No.
Clearly I have.

889
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,760
I've read through them.
I have.

890
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,560
Oh, yeah.
OK, OK.

891
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,720
So I talked about was last time
or the time before watching

892
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,880
Christmas movies making Jeremy
turn off sports.

893
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,120
So we watched Hot Frosty and I
gave a little Hot Frosty review.

894
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,560
And it was bad.
It's not.

895
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,880
Worth it?
Yeah, it's not very.

896
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,560
It's so it's so bad that you
won't turn it off, though.

897
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,040
You're just like, does this get
better?

898
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,160
And then it doesn't really.
And then I watched the Chad

899
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,040
Michael Murray one because where
he's going to be a he's a

900
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:48,160
stripper for Christmas and so.
Just to save the town or the

901
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,200
something's going to close.
And if only every man in the

902
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:55,200
town that happens to have an 8
pack strips, then enough money

903
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,760
goes into the jar and Christmas
will be saved and we'll all fall

904
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,320
in love at the same time.
That's right.

905
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,800
So that didn't.
Even watch it, but that's the

906
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,000
movie.
That is, that is exactly what

907
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,320
happens in the movie, and it's
very good.

908
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,600
So anyway.
Very good.

909
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,440
It is actually very.
Good.

910
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,160
Yeah, I.
Mean for a Christmas movie it's

911
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,040
you know it's the same it's not
like hot frosty was bad but.

912
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,600
You're saying it's very good,
but the Asterix is bigger than

913
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,600
the words.
Very good, you know.

914
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,000
Yes, well, OK anyway, so we
posted a little reel of of me

915
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,640
giving a a review and Crystal
says the Chad Michael Murray

916
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,600
movie is so much better, which I
agree with now having watched

917
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:39,320
it, Foreman said that Ashley was
already skeptical of which one

918
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,160
the hot frosty.
Yeah, yeah.

919
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,560
I was initially suggesting that
maybe we should watch it because

920
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,720
of people are talking about it
and saying it's actually kind

921
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:47,720
of.
Good, I said to Janet.

922
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,080
And Janet just went, that's the
dumbest idea I've ever heard of.

923
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,080
No, we heard your review.
So that put an end to that.

924
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,240
And you know me, I watch a lot
of stupid shit.

925
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,040
And then actually, a friend of
mine said Hot Frosty was filmed

926
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,120
in her husband's hometown of
Brockville.

927
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,120
Yes, it's so bad, but I love
those cheesy movies.

928
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,800
And I was like, yes.
They were having watch parties,

929
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,320
like if you go to a cafe in
Brockville, they have the drinks

930
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,360
named after stuff from the
movie.

931
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,840
Like they're all.
Why not?

932
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,920
I didn't know that.
Why not?

933
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,840
So anyways, that's that's the
review, but I think the merry

934
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,600
gentleman is the other one.
That's what it's called.

935
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,080
That one's.
A lot better now.

936
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,320
I can't think of the name of it.
A new one on Amazon that has

937
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,560
Michael Bubl�� in it and Jimmy
Fallon and all other bunch of

938
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,800
celebrities in it.
Oh, I have to look for that one.

939
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,520
OK.
I would do.

940
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,480
That one too sounds better than
what the one with the strippers.

941
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah, anything.
So I was also talking about

942
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,320
having a mouse in my house
recently.

943
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,320
Ainsley sent us a message, she
says.

944
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,960
Rachel, I was out shoveling, and
guess what came scurrying across

945
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,400
my laneway?
I've never swung a shovel so

946
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,040
fast in my life.
We live in an old farmhouse, and

947
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,160
this time of year a mousetrap
snapping is like an alarm clock

948
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,960
for us.
I'm sorry about that.

949
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,240
Yeah.
Oh boy.

950
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:09,160
Somebody else wrote yeah, make
sure to seal the mice out of

951
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,400
your house.
Don't seal them in.

952
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,760
They will be way more active and
will scramble around your house

953
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,680
and then they'll die in the wall
and we'll have a horrific smell

954
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,880
you can't get rid of for weeks.
Speaking from personal

955
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,320
experience.
Yeah, you want them to.

956
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,960
Yeah.
Don't seal them in and seal them

957
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,640
out.
Seal them out.

958
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,000
I did see that message.
And how do I seal them out?

959
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,040
That was from Aaron, by the way.
Well, I think you make sure you

960
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,560
get one of the rid of the ones
that are in the house and then

961
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,080
seal.
But Aaron said by the.

962
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,040
Wall.
I don't know.

963
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,120
Well he says, I wish I had a
helpful answer but best of luck.

964
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,120
I'm sending sending thoughts and
prayers.

965
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,840
Thoughts and prayers for my most
problem.

966
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,680
Well, we haven't seen another
one, so we're all clear so far.

967
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,320
OK, Dave, you were talking about
having to buy a bra and a sports

968
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,040
bra for your wife Jada.
Yeah.

969
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,440
Have you purchased?
I'll let you know how that turns

970
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,400
out.
Oh, OK.

971
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,640
I'll wait till next year for
that one.

972
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:02,520
Yeah, well, Daniel had written
us to say unless she's giving me

973
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:07,040
a make, model, sizing and serial
numbers of what she wants, there

974
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,600
ain't no way I'm buying it.
That's exactly how I sort of

975
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,600
felt about that too.
But we will resolve said story.

976
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,320
Yeah.
I'll give her the cash I'm not

977
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,120
attempting to buy.
And even Linda commented that

978
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,480
I'm a woman and I can't even
stand buying a bra for myself.

979
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,240
That's.
Part of the problem, I don't

980
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,120
believe my wife wants to do it
either.

981
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,440
No, which is why she's sending
me out to do it.

982
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,240
Buying bras and pants are like
are no is no fun pants.

983
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,200
Yeah, pants are just no fun
either.

984
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,600
Underpants.
No.

985
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,280
Just regular pants.
Like jeans, mostly.

986
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,880
Pants.
Yeah, really.

987
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,320
Well, you got to find like a
cert.

988
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Everybody has a brand that they
like.

989
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,680
Women probably, I don't know
about men, but everybody's got a

990
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,960
brand, certain brand cuz that's
the style that fits them and it

991
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,480
fits them well for their body
type and what blah blah blah

992
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:55,880
blah.
So.

993
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,120
My brand is what's on sale.
Yeah, exactly.

994
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,160
What size is it and is it on
sale?

995
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,480
That's my brand.
Right.

996
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,920
It's not the option I've learned
in my life.

997
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,160
If you find a bra, pants, or a
dress that fits and you like it,

998
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,040
and you especially if you love
it, no matter the time of year,

999
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,000
whether you need it or not, you
buy it because you will need it

1000
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,240
eventually.
If you find a bra, pants, or a

1001
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,960
dress, just buy it.
Yeah.

1002
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,480
Well, it's helpful advice as we
go out on the note that we all

1003
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,000
hope we would go out on this
year.

1004
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:35,280
OK, Our final commentary will
come in the form of a voice memo

1005
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,680
from Scotty Scotty.
All right.

1006
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,000
Scotty, go.
Hi, guys, it's Scotty calling

1007
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
back.
Foreman.

1008
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
I was very surprised you didn't
want a Costco bath bomb.

1009
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,520
Like, wouldn't you love just to
sit there and watch a Costco

1010
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,400
just melt into nothingness?
You know, though, I'm melting

1011
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,120
'cause you were talking about
Wicked too, but I don't think

1012
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,280
that actually happens in the
movie.

1013
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,920
I'm rambling again, Dave.
I've had the same issue with my

1014
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,280
wife.
She's wanted me to buy bras

1015
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,440
before she meant to.
Something about buying them off

1016
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,080
the rack, but I honestly didn't
think she'd want second hand

1017
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:14,960
bras so I didn't do that.
But.

1018
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,080
Then I heard someone suggest
that Foreman goes to the the

1019
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,280
equine center.
I don't think he's going to do

1020
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,120
that because Mama didn't raise
no foal.

1021
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,880
Well, I guess technically she
did.

1022
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,720
Foreman's brother.
Anyway, I can't think of

1023
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,720
anything else right now, so I
will talk to you guys later.

1024
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,840
Bye.
That's awesome, Scotty.

1025
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,720
Thank you very much.
And that's Foreman.

1026
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,960
Foreman's mom didn't raise no
pole.

1027
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,240
Except she did.
Foreman's brother.

1028
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:55,160
Merry Christmas.
So I think before we dazzle

1029
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,520
everyone's ears with Anne
Murray, we dazzle well, we

1030
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,880
torture everyone with Foreman
singing it.

1031
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:09,760
First, there it is.
Jeez, Wes, guys, the holly

1032
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,680
green, the ivory green, the
prettiest picture you've ever

1033
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,600
seen is Christmas.
And Kalarney, well, all the

1034
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,880
folks at home, it's nice, you
know, to kiss your bow while

1035
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,080
cuddling under the mistletoes
and Santa Claus, you know.

1036
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,640
Of course, if one of the boys
from home, the door is always

1037
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,080
open.
The neighbor pays a call.

1038
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,800
Father John.
Before he's gone, we'll bust the

1039
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,480
house and all.
Hey, how grand it feels to click

1040
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:38,240
your heels and join in the fun
of the jigs and rails the likes

1041
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:40,040
you've never known.
It's.

1042
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:40,760
Christmas.