Dec. 8, 2025
Forman's Leaving The Podcast?! (Ep. 144)
(0:00) - Intro
(2:00) - Where do you hide gifts?
(10:40) - Shoutout from the big guy!
(18:00) - Couples that DON'T argue exist?
(29:10) - One gift for you, two for Rachel
(37:28) - YOUR comments & voice memos!
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Don't you miss that though,
Rachel, when you see everybody
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posting their Spotify or app,
don't you wish you had Spotify
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so you could post?
Your mine would be all kids
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songs and musicals like it's
nothing to brag about really.
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My number one song because my
wife shares, we share the
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Spotify because I'm not
listening to the same songs over
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and over and over and over
again.
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I'm not going for a run and
listening to my playlist ad
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nauseam.
That's what my wife does.
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She has the same songs.
Yeah, she might add one, take
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one out here or there.
I don't know how often she
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changes it.
So anyway, my Sweet Caroline is
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my #2 Most listened to song of
the year, my number one, Most
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listened to song.
Enter Sandman.
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Wow, OK.
Yes, yeah, would not, I guess
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that.
Bitch better have my money,
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isn't?
It that's hilarious.
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Jenna's very early 2000s.
Yeah, well, she's got I also
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look like here.
Well, you'll appreciate it.
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I'm just scrolling through my
top songs and just above Bitch
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Better Have my money is You've
Never Had Chocolate Like This by
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Timothy.
Oh man.
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That would be on my list.
This is the underwhelming
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demand.
The podcast that's like eggnog.
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We both get way better when you
add rum.
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Just a fact.
Yeah, just.
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A fact, kind of a waste of time
without it to be honest, right?
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Exactly.
Coming up on the podcast,
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Foreman maintains that couples
who say they don't ever argue
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are lying.
Of course.
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They are.
Rachel goes Christmas shopping
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and of course, buys for herself.
Of course she does.
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Who doesn't?
Court, Well, I don't, but, and
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we will begin with, do you have
a good place to hide your
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Christmas gifts?
No.
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Used to?
What do you mean no?
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I'm the worst gift hider.
Like I'm and Jeremy will tell
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you because I, I will bring home
a gift and then I'll just like
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kind of leave it out or I'll
like hide it under my coat And
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before I have time to put it
away, like I just, I should put
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it away right away.
And then I just don't.
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And I just kind of leave it.
Yeah.
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And then someone like picked up
the coat and they're like,
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what's this?
I'm like oh shit.
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Dave, don't you remember hearing
a story of there's a gift for
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Jeremy just sitting inside the
door when he came home, just
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there?
Yeah, one time you recall that.
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That happens a lot.
Yeah, but you have children,
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don't you hide?
Them so I usually put them in
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this closet in the basement, but
I they know that now.
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Mommy's gift closet, Yeah.
Of course.
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So if there's something I really
need to hide, I'll take it to my
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mom's house or I'll have it
delivered there.
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OK, so.
You do.
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You do have.
If I really need to try and it's
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like maybe, maybe it's a big
item or something like that that
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I can't easily hide at my house,
then I'll send it to her house,
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'cause you know, are they?
Not on to that because she lives
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fairly close within walking
distance and they can just start
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snooping around her.
Yeah.
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No, they haven't.
They don't.
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So not that I know of.
Are you aware that they've ever
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snooped and found gifts?
No, no, but they.
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Would never tell you that.
So I bought a couple of and I my
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kids won't hear this anyway, I
bought a couple of gumball
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machines, OK, because I saw them
at Shoppers.
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Shoppers had them.
So I bought 2 and and I thought,
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oh, these are kind of cool.
So I bought them for gifts and I
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had to pick up Julia from dance
or theatre and drive home.
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And then I think she might have
saw them in the trunk when she
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was going in the house because.
Then just there a.
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Few days later, well they were
in a bag so I don't know and I
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was like don't look in the trunk
and then a few days later she's.
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Like mom look for.
Christmas say that she wouldn't
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have.
Yeah, well, she knows.
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I don't know.
She knows.
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I think they don't want them
spoiled too.
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Like they don't want the
surprise spoiled.
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They they want it to be So then
a few days later she says to me,
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Mom, can I have a gumball
machine for Christmas?
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And I was like.
Yeah, you.
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Definitely saw, yeah.
You definitely saw.
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Damn it.
Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
Well, you shouldn't have said
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don't look in the Trump, you're
not very good at it.
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No, you really know.
No, I'm not OK.
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No, because a lot.
Of it's a lot of work, you know,
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it's just a lot of work to hide
everything so that no one ever
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sees it.
And up to last year, we had a
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good spot right at our front
door.
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There's like a bench, but it and
with pillows and it's got a, I
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don't know, a cushion on it and
whatever.
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So you could sit there and do
whatever for the front door,
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right?
But it also opens and is hollow
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inside.
And that was our spot to just
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fill with all the gifts 'cause
they were like, they don't even
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know what opens.
Like this is cheap, right?
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They know it opens now and they
know that's where all the gifts
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would be.
So nothing can go in there
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anymore.
So somebody found it?
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Yeah, they found the hiding
spot.
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Most parents, according to a
survey, put a lot of effort into
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hiding the kids gifts.
So like 2/3?
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A.
Lot of effort.
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You're not.
You're not one of the Rachel.
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However, you're not alone.
The most trusted places to hide
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A gift closet, bedroom, car,
basement, garage.
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Yeah, but if you get more
creative, you're correct at a
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loved ones home in the attic.
I'm never putting anything in
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the attic in my I've.
Never been in our attic and I'm
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scared.
'Cause I don't want to look in
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the attic, I don't want to go up
there, yeah.
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Yeah, so I don't do that.
I don't know what's with addicts
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on TV or movies, by the way.
Addicts aren't a place where you
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store things.
It's just insulation.
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That's right.
And probably mice who's got a.
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Floor up there and they're at
it.
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Like I don't have a mine's like
beams and and.
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Insulation.
I don't like didn't have a floor
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either, but not a very good.
One.
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Not a very good one, but that
that leads me to my next
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question.
Because in that movie and in
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that movie, and This is why I
put and when I was a kid, I
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don't know about you, Foreman.
I suspect Foreman did.
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I did Snoop.
Well, of course I.
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Snooped.
I don't know about you, Rachel.
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You don't strike me.
Oh, you did.
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When I was a bit older, I think,
and then I think I did it one or
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two years and I ruined my
surprise and then I was
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disappointed so I never did it
again.
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I never did it again either.
I did it once and that was it
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for for me, it was like it was
terrible Christmas because I
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ruined everything.
Well, I kept doing it, and in
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fact, after one particular
Christmas.
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I knew.
You because everything was just
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in my parents closet.
Like there was no creativity to
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the hiding.
Yeah.
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But one Christmas, months
afterwards, I kept checking
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because before Christmas I had
seen, and I probably talked
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about this before, I definitely
have a giant box of Lego, like
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just like General, whatever, 400
pieces, whatever it is, like
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just a boatload of Lego.
Sweet.
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Can't wait.
Yeah.
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Never showed up on Christmas.
Like it didn't go to one of my
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sisters.
Lego.
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Didn't go to me.
I kept going back and rooting
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through the closet.
It would.
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It would completely disappeared.
Who is it for?
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Where did it go?
Lady who listens to this
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podcast?
OK, well, what the hell
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happened?
Maybe we'll find an.
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Answer.
Maybe we'll find.
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What were you then so we can
decipher the year I.
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Don't know, she's not going to
remember anyway.
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Probably the back of the freezer
with other.
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Foreman kept looking.
Foreman still in the.
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Closet pull it out for this.
Year, yeah.
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I use your gift.
I I do most of my gift buying
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around this time of year for
Christmas especially.
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For my wife, does everyone?
Yeah.
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Well, some people don't.
Some people buy and but, and I
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have done this.
I'll see.
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Start like in February.
Well, no, I'll see something on
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sale somewhere and go.
That'd be a great Christmas
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gift, and then I'll buy it.
And then I completely.
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Yeah, sure, forget that I have
it.
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Of course.
Right and.
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Where it is and.
Where it is, you don't even
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think about it.
Yeah.
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So I tend to I'll find a spot
like this year, I have a a an
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empty box that a Christmas tree
I think came.
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I don't want to say where am I
anything and I just throw
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everything.
She won't go looking anyway
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because she doesn't want a boy.
Box.
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Got it.
I throw it.
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I just throw it in there, cover
it over so you can't see what's
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inside right and that.
But I want everything there so
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that I don't forget something.
Yeah, this poor old card.
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Goes up there and finds a
Mother's Day gift from five
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years ago.
Yeah.
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Yes, right.
Yeah.
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Have you ever?
I do have stuff kind of in
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different places and I also
don't I know because I order a
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lot of things.
I don't open the packages
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because if I don't open it other
the my family doesn't know what
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it's what it is and it can't
ruin the surprise even if I
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leave the package out right So.
That's all the time.
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Emily definitely discovered
something the other day that was
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in a package like that, a
shipping thing, but on the
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label.
Pretty sure she it says what
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exactly?
What?
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Yeah.
So then I don't open the
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package, but then I have
packages all over the house.
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And then sometimes I'll be like,
so I have to make a list on my
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phone.
I have a list in notes of what
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I've bought, and I've checked it
off so that I can remember when
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I'm wrapping exactly what I
have.
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Well my wife does that too.
She has a list and everything.
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But then on Christmas Day when
we are opening gifts, she has no
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idea what she's giving us
because she wrapped them a month
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ago and she'll go, well, maybe
open this one.
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I don't know what it.
Is.
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You know, and, and Charlotte and
I both get a kick out of it
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because she has no idea what
she's giving us because she's
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forgotten.
So I said to her this she,
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because she's got literally
anything for the two of us, is
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already wrapped and under a tree
somewhere.
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Now.
Yes.
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Oh yeah, she what?
She gets stuff like if something
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shows up at the door, she comes
home from work, takes it
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downstairs and wraps it.
But I said, yeah, you'll be
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you'll have no idea.
She goes, Nope.
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I know what everything is this
year.
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So we'll see how I'll let you
know how that works, OK?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I should do that too.
You've.
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Never lost a gift though You've
never found a gift.
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Yeah, I've like for Yeah, I have
forgot about thing and be like
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I.
Figured you.
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Wouldn't I think I got this and
I where is that?
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Oh, hang on.
And then I gotta go shove it in
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a bag and give it to me.
OK.
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All of that and we have a shout
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Santa.
Ohh that's why I have all this.
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OK, that's why I have a.
Shout out for the whole dud
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team, he said.
Wow.
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Yep, and it's a little poem
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Ohh great.
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Glad we charged him, by the way.
I don't know if Santa makes
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Santa give me.
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Your money Santa OK for here we
go for here's Santa wants to
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give a shout out to the whole
dud team.
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He said Foreman only drinks beer
out of bottles and refuses to
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even go into a Costco, but he
does all the podcast sound
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effects and is the best foil to
Rachel and Dave's fun filled
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quips.
Rachel loves to save frozen
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butter and plays hockey on
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segues.
Beauty and charm to boot.
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Sure.
She fits perfectly between those
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two boisterous brutes.
Roots, yes.
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Dave loves reading his
headlines, including The Florida
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Man on and on, and excels taking
care of his north of fanshaw
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pristine front lawn with his
witty banter.
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He's the straw that stirs the
drink so the dud team can always
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stay In Sync.
So a Merry Christmas to Dave,
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Rachel and Foreman and have a
happy and prosperous New year.
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Ho ho ho from Santa, from Santa.
Thank you Santa Claus.
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He says he's got a little joke
at the end.
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If you are afraid of Santa,
maybe you are Claus trophobic.
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OK.
Thank you Santa, that's so nice.
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Santa got us into the holiday.
That gave us a dad joke.
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Yeah, well, thank.
You He's got a lot of little L's
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to take long.
He's kind of the ultimate dad
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Santa.
With the shout out came some
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gifts.
From.
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Santa from Santa well.
I think these actually say it
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says here, Merry Christmas to
you.
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This is yours, Foreman.
Oh, thank you for a great fun
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year.
Wow.
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From Jan and John Everett.
Oh, thank you.
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Wow, OK.
We're going.
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To well, you're going to watch
the YouTube.
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This one too.
This one just says Dave from
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Santa.
OK.
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And I was told that I must go
first.
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OK, so I have one for you too.
Rachel, don't.
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Worry they're.
In beautiful gift bags.
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Dave is smaller than mine
though, so that's good.
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It's not a bottle.
Looks like it's a liquor bottle.
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No, it's not.
It's not.
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Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Say.
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It says, yeah, here we go.
You'll have to hold it up.
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Snow plow repair kit it's.
A A putting carpet.
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It's a.
Piece of grass, right?
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So that'll help.
You in handy because that that.
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That'll help you in the spring.
Yeah, yeah.
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Look, I got a a cowbell easy
IPA.
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Very.
Crazy.
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It's yes.
I might just open that now.
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Oh well.
Well, this early though.
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Very early in the morning at the
moment.
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Thank you Santa who wants to.
Go.
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Wow.
OK, Open Foreman's there.
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You've got it right there.
Yeah, alright.
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We'll do that.
Oh, you got a.
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This is a.
There's a.
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Bottle there.
You.
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Go Oh, it says.
There's words on it.
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Oh, it says the very last one.
What is it?
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And it's wrapped in foil.
Wrapped in the.
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Very last one.
The very a bottle.
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That's the very last one I.
Hope it's a huge bottle of of.
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Fireball, Fireball.
It's a huge a giant moose.
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A chummy.
Oval tea bottle.
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It's.
Great.
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Wow, that's hilarious.
Wow.
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Gift.
That's a great gift.
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That's amazing.
Is that inflatable?
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No, it's plastic.
It's hard plastic.
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It's giant hard plastic.
Does it, is it like you put
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change in the top or is it No, I
don't no, OK, It's just.
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Yeah, the lid comes Lid.
Comes off.
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Oh, you can put things in there.
Yeah, that's amazing.
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The very last Moose Head bottle.
Yeah.
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Wow.
Thank you, John and Jan.
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Holy cow, there's more.
What a thoughtful gift.
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And an actual moose head.
Cooking.
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Getting this out of my hand.
You could pour that into the
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plastic bottle and drink it from
there.
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You got two of them.
Look at that.
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Very nice.
I got 2 moose heads. 2 moose.
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Heads and.
The bottle.
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That's very nice.
That's a great gift.
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Yeah, very thoughtful.
You can have one of them, Dave,
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I don't know.
You still owe me a six pack from
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earlier.
Do I?
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Whatever.
Are you going to Ottawa?
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You need me to get me some?
Right.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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It was a hockey bat, didn't you?
I absolutely did.
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Yeah, you did.
Hockey bat, right?
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You know, we never see each
other.
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It's all right.
Rachel, here we go.
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OK, hope this is in a bag.
It's from the Chocolate Factory.
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Oh.
Oh, is it ever?
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It's a big bet.
Oh.
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My goodness, you see what you're
getting.
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The Reses P Oh my God, how many?
That's humongous.
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That's.
One big ass bag.
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Reese Pieces, Holy cow.
But I love that.
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Thank you.
That's perfect.
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It's resealable too, but when
you get into.
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It because that's quite a bit.
If you do, stop eating you.
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Can maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, it is Christmas.
There you go, Merry.
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Christmas.
Thank you so much, John and Jan.
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Wow, that's so nice.
Thank you for the shout out.
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Yeah.
Yes, and to Santa as well.
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Merry Christmas.
Ho ho ho Jesus, you have to
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leave that in.
I think that just got left in.
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Jesus.
Did the room clear out?
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Vibrate wind?
Oh.
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My God, yeah.
You couldn't hear a dump truck
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driving through a nitroglycerin
plant.
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If you're not doing anything,
give me a Stokey.
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So what's the matter with you?
This is due to underwhelming
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demand, the podcast equivalent
of getting a lump of coal in
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your stocking.
You're welcome.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Be it, You know.
Yeah.
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Well, you know he's making a
list.
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Right.
Checking it twice.
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Yeah, OK.
And if you have anything to say
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about it, yes.
Yeah, keep your damn mouth shut,
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Yes?
Because.
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Happy couples don't argue.
Ever.
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No.
Oh, OK.
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No, yeah, and, and Dave, most of
all will be delighted to know
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about which ones.
Ever.
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Ever.
Not once in 2 1/2 years,
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according to Travis Kelsey.
OK, you're still in the
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honeymoon I heard.
That the two of them, They don't
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argue.
Wait till you're together 22
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years, then you might argue like
2 1/2 years.
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It's nothing.
Well, yeah, but I mean, I think
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honestly, we, it's not like we
never argue.
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We do.
I think what happens certainly
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in my case is and it's not it's
I'm.
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You're wrong speaking, and then
you realize that.
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You're speaking on behalf of my
wife here.
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I think after a certain period
of time there are things about
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one another and I don't really
have that.
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You know, there's maybe a couple
things that I go, yeah, I wish
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she didn't hadn't done that or I
wish.
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And it's sort of the, the, you
know, where I'll find something
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in the wrong drawer or, you
know, like I'm looking for
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something from the kitchen and
it, it, it, it's moved from its
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usual spot.
That's a typical thing that my
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wife would do.
And I will go, well I wish she
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hadn't done that or damn it's
hard to find that and I don't
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want to text you at work and go
where did you put it?
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That's what you're butter into
yourself.
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Oh, she did.
I wish she hadn't done that to.
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Accept, I tend to accept that
those and I'm pretty sure that I
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quite annoy her on a regular
basis.
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I'm pretty sure I quite annoy
her, but she tolerates that to
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the point where unless I'm
really getting annoying and then
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she'll say.
I don't care, OK, You know, or
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whatever.
So.
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You're just, I would honestly
say deal with that.
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I honestly say I don't think we
argue a lot.
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Not a lot.
It's funny how she can say to
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something that's bothering you.
She doesn't care, but you can't
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say that.
No, I know I would never say
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that.
I would never, ever.
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Not at all.
Jeremy and I argue but not like
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I would say we bicker and but we
never, we don't really have big
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fights.
Bicker.
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Yeah, the like be like, don't do
that, it's annoying and you
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know, and that and then that's
about it, right.
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Like we don't, if we have a big
fight, it might be once a year
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maybe like, but it's not, I
don't know.
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It's it doesn't last long, so.
You bicker, I like to.
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There was, when I say bickers
mattered, I seem to recall as a
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child.
Be the old couple that bickers.
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For sure as a child there was a
comedy team that put out a
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couple of albums called The
Bickersons, and that's funny.
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I recall my parents laughing
their heads off.
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That right?
I didn't get the humor in it,
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but right.
Yeah, but they.
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Really.
Got it.
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They they.
Really got it And.
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They really understood it.
You.
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Weren't married yet?
So, yeah, so you bicker.
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I like the bicker.
Yeah, you.
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Can't live with someone and be
with them, you know, almost 24/7
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and never argue with them.
No, there's never any conflict.
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Like, come on.
Well, there's a Travis.
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Kelsey and I, I don't know if
anybody else has thought of
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this, but why?
Why, why, why?
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You know, all I'd have to do is
look at her bank account and go,
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well, I'm not fighting with her.
That's right.
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Yeah, your net worth is 1.6
billion and she's got 1 billion
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of it.
Yes, don't piss her off.
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Don't piss her off.
Yeah, you're already in.
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Time to shut up.
Right.
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At 2:00, what are they, 2 1/2
years in?
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Yeah.
I guess, but I mean, how so?
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She was on tour for a lot of
that.
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He plays football.
Actually travel, yeah, but they,
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I believe they live together for
the most part, but they also are
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independent in that, you know,
maybe she has to go to New York
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and appear on The Tonight Show
to promote an album and he's
453
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,680
he's gotta go to Dallas, he's
gotta go to Dallas to play
454
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,600
football or exactly whatever so.
But I could see where after 2
455
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,760
1/2 years that's possible.
Sure, but this came up in a
456
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,160
conversation with George Clooney
of all people.
457
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,400
Was he on?
Their podcast before they get
458
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,360
everyone I know they get
everyone yeah, he's.
459
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:46,840
Booked on ours next week.
But he went on to claim that him
460
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,480
and his wife Amal have never
fought in their ten years.
461
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,280
Never, ever, ever.
Fuck right off.
462
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,960
That's not true.
I don't believe that for a
463
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,320
second and.
He backs it up by saying, I
464
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,240
think I read this.
I haven't listened to their
465
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,960
podcast, but I think I read that
he he basically says she's she's
466
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,680
smart, she's intelligent.
She believes in the same things
467
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,120
that I've always believed in.
Why would I argue with it?
468
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,960
Right?
Like why would I fight with?
469
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,800
Beautiful, smart stands for all
the most important things.
470
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,400
I can't believe how lucky I am.
So what am I going to fight
471
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,560
about?
Yeah, What would you fight
472
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,360
about?
Good line.
473
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,000
Remember that one, Dave?
Yeah, I'm lucky.
474
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,560
Well, I try to, I mean, because
I, you know, I step back and go,
475
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,640
yeah, I'm lucky, you know, So
yeah, of.
476
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,200
Course.
OK, I don't.
477
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,040
I wonder if Jeremy is?
Extremely lucky I.
478
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,880
Don't know about that because
you know as we have and you
479
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,120
always put on display your own
self, you're quite high
480
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,680
maintenance.
Me.
481
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Yeah.
He's not talking to me, Me he's.
482
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,680
Not talking to me.
Yeah.
483
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,200
Yeah, I know that I am.
And Jeremy deals with it or he
484
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,400
just doesn't and ignores me.
And that's fine, you know, he
485
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,120
just kind of let's me do my.
Difficult to ignore too, so
486
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,400
that's good for him.
The.
487
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,000
Things that we argue about are
generally chores.
488
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,240
We argue about who's doing what
or who's cleaning what, or you
489
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,360
did this and you're not helping
with it.
490
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,480
That's the kind of stuff that we
argue.
491
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,320
We don't really argue about
fundamental like beliefs or
492
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,520
anything like that.
So if you're living a cushy life
493
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,880
where you've got people helping
you with maids and cleaner, you
494
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,280
know, you've got nannies, maybe
whatever.
495
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,440
You don't have.
That stuff to argue about.
496
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,680
I guess if we assume they're so
rich that they they don't have
497
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,560
to.
Do any more help than we do OK
498
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,200
for?
Sure.
499
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,360
That's possible, you know.
That's possible, but I had I
500
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,400
know a couple and you I think
you guys know I I don't know how
501
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,920
well you know them, but at one
point we spent a lot of time
502
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,920
together with this couple.
I don't I don't see them that
503
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,640
often anymore.
I.
504
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,600
See, I know you're talking
about.
505
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,120
I see them on social media and
we actually did a couple of
506
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:02,280
overnight trips with them at one
point, just like one night.
507
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,280
And when you spend any amount of
time with the two of them and
508
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,600
they're, you know, they, they
met, they profess that they are
509
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,200
madly in love and they probably
are.
510
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,600
They've been married a very long
time, but boy, oh boy do they go
511
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,800
at one another.
They're constantly I mean, they
512
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,480
it's it's non-stop at times,
like one will piss off the other
513
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,640
and away they go.
And it doesn't matter who's
514
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,600
there to see it to the point,
and I think I've shared this
515
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440
story with you before.
There was a point, I think I
516
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,760
don't know where he was.
He he wasn't there at that
517
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,760
particular point in time.
And I remember she was talking
518
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,200
with there was a group of us and
she goes, well, we want to get
519
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,680
married.
We had so much funny.
520
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,400
We want to get married again.
I think, well, like on one of
521
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,480
our anniversaries, we're going
to get married again.
522
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:55,800
And I remember turning to her
and I said to each other, yes,
523
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,960
what do you mean by that?
So they don't even see it.
524
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,680
They don't see right that
aspect.
525
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,520
Part of their, you know, banter
they.
526
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,840
Are if it works then it works
right?
527
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
We used to.
From our friend group from time
528
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,320
to time, if there was a group
set and we would get, oh, mom
529
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,480
and dad are fighting again,
there would be there's be some
530
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,880
bickering and some some back and
forth.
531
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,680
Right.
Yeah, not so much anymore.
532
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,440
Now it's more like, like you
were saying, there's a tolerance
533
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,960
for your everyday little minute.
Thing annoyances.
534
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,720
But then sometimes it starts to
overflow over the side of the
535
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,880
dam.
Yes.
536
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,560
Yeah.
And then and then you gotta have
537
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,880
some choice words.
Yeah.
538
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,840
Yeah, 'cause I'm guessing for
them in that at your house it's
539
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:44,560
not quiet all the time, no.
I mean, in there it's usually
540
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,640
arguments with one or both of
us, with one or both of the
541
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,600
children.
Right.
542
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,960
Yeah, our house is loud too.
Sometimes that ends up to be a
543
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:57,320
get with each other, and then
sometimes no matter, no matter
544
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,520
whose point you'll we'll say was
more valid in the 1st place
545
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,920
because of their style of
arguing that point.
546
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,720
They're wrong anyway for that
tone, so it doesn't matter what
547
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,320
the original point, you know.
Does any of this sounding
548
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320
familiar?
And I feel like that's a whole
549
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,640
other trap.
I wouldn't go down that, yeah.
550
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,760
And I'm saying she's so smart
and beautiful.
551
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,440
Gosh, I'm so lucky.
Yeah, there you go.
552
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,960
Well done, Foreman.
Way to patch that up.
553
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,720
This is due to underwhelming
demand.
554
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,360
It is.
It's a podcast.
555
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,080
It's a Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
the podcast that would
556
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,560
appreciate it if all of you
people dreaming of a white
557
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,160
Christmas would just, you know,
stop.
558
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,840
Oh, come on.
It's just stop.
559
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,200
Christmas is fine.
Stop a white Christmas.
560
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,680
Is fine, but a white like it can
go after that.
561
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,120
I don't know.
Yeah, but stop dreaming.
562
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,320
The only people who dream about
white Christmas are living
563
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,000
somewhere where you don't get
one.
564
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,360
So stop it Like.
Well, no, no it OK, I.
565
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,520
Want cold.
I want the white Christmas.
566
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,560
I want snow banks in the
backyard.
567
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,360
The Christmas lights are on.
The fire's going.
568
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,880
The kids are playing.
Yeah, I'm sitting in the hot
569
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,720
tub.
Yeah.
570
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,880
Watching.
But as of January 2nd, that can
571
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,120
go away.
I know it can.
572
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,160
Go away.
December 26th as far as I am.
573
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,040
Hey, look.
It's around for New Year.
574
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,400
Goes for all you.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it
575
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,600
snow.
People stop.
576
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,560
Just stay.
You need to go somewhere hot in
577
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,200
the winter, I know.
Soon, I know.
578
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,600
I just feel like enough is
enough so far.
579
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,880
It's early yet, yeah.
We have gotten, yeah, quite a
580
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,680
bit of snow, so.
You can you can back off a bit.
581
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,040
How about that?
Dave, you'll be happy to know,
582
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,680
as I've learned lately, that
there's been a a someone's put
583
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,000
up a giant sign on a balcony in
Winnipeg since the 70s and like
584
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,960
right over a major highway that
just says in plain block
585
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
letters.
Humbug.
586
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Nice.
It's been there every year for
587
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,360
like 50 years.
I didn't know that.
588
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,000
No, I'm not going that far.
I like Christmas.
589
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,560
That's kind of hilarious.
I don't mind a little bit of
590
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,320
snow, but you know, it's early
yet.
591
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,160
All right, well, as you're
preparing for Christmas and
592
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,120
going shopping for Christmas,
how many, how many gifts have
593
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,760
you purchased for yourself while
you are Christmas shopping?
594
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,240
Not a one.
What?
595
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,160
Not one.
No.
596
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:30,040
I mean, there are so many sales,
great deals, you just can't help
597
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,720
it, right?
Yeah, well, as A has a few extra
598
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,200
things of hers that have turned
up yes now lately.
599
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,720
Yeah, you mean you get one for
you, one for me, maybe 2 for
600
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,600
you, another one for me?
No, that's not how it works.
601
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,240
Double for this person, but I
will now another one for me.
602
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,640
I have to backtrack because we
we do.
603
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:55,480
Because we're craft beer nerds,
We do an advent calendar if we
604
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,000
have a beer a day, right?
So we have an advent calendar
605
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,680
that we create ourselves.
A beer a day keeps the doctor
606
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,640
away.
So, yeah, so we go out and buy.
607
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,320
I buy beer that I'm intending to
give to.
608
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,920
So I know.
So I'll try to find a beer that
609
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,600
maybe I know she really likes.
Oh, so you make it for each
610
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,400
other.
Yeah.
611
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,320
So we same.
But sometimes I'll see a beer
612
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,280
that neither one of us has had
and I'll go, well, I'll get two
613
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,960
of those.
And so I'll say to her, you
614
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,680
don't have to do 1 today 'cause
I bought one for.
615
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,480
This one's for me.
Yeah, but no, I bought one for
616
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,920
both of us and she'll do the
same thing.
617
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,600
So technically I have bought
myself a gift, but not it's not
618
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,440
real.
Otherwise, no, I would never buy
619
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,240
anything for myself this time of
year, ever.
620
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Ever.
Ever.
621
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,680
There's a lot of great sales
and, you know, if you've bought
622
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,280
stuff for you, what did, what
did you get?
623
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,040
Because sometimes you're like, I
can't pass that up and nobody
624
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,800
else is gonna know and I gotta
buy it right now.
625
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,720
And So what I just tell Jeremy
was, well, sometimes it just,
626
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,120
you know, he just can't get to
it or whatever.
627
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,360
You know that I cancelled
Fabfitfun, right?
628
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,880
I was getting the Fabfitfun
subscription.
629
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,960
Oh, I wish you had told us that.
Well, I can.
630
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,600
Tell you that it was about a
year ago that I cancelled it I.
631
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,960
Don't remember that, for all the
reasons we consistently
632
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,880
highlighted every time you
mentioned not.
633
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,040
To.
Well, anyway, so they had a
634
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,160
really great sale on for Black
Friday and.
635
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,360
Didn't.
React I'm I'm a member again.
636
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,360
Oh no.
OK, so how much box arrived?
637
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,600
That's.
About 500 bucks a year Canadian.
638
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,400
Just complete crap.
It's not crap.
639
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,320
They have great products.
Actually I was running low, so I
640
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,120
was like, I'll just, I'll just
renew.
641
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,080
Can't believe that even.
Exists.
642
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,280
So wow.
Wow.
643
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,840
And. $500.
So I mentioned it to Jeremy one
644
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,040
night.
We were sitting on the couch and
645
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,200
I was like, I think I'm gonna
redo this.
646
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,800
And he might have been on his
phone or watching TV.
647
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,320
And anyway, I'm not sure he
heard me.
648
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,640
But the box arrived.
And so then I brought it in and
649
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,320
then the doorbell rang 'cause it
was delivered.
650
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,080
And Julia went out and I was
like, oh, that's for me.
651
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,880
And Jeremy's like, what is it?
And I was like, it's back.
652
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,040
And he's like, Oh my God, you
did it.
653
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,440
It's Christmas.
I said, I know, but I couldn't
654
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,200
help it.
It's such a great prod.
655
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,200
It's.
Such a great thing.
656
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,000
I just love getting them.
Wow.
657
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,920
Well, I refer you back to the
last segment where we mentioned
658
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,520
high maintenance.
But he's not going to get that
659
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,520
for me.
So I got it myself.
660
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,040
And that was when, you know,
when it was being delivered.
661
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,400
So I can't help it.
I can't help that.
662
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,920
Obviously not.
OK, well what when you when you
663
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:43,280
when you're doing your Christmas
shopping for yourself?
664
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,080
Yes.
Do you try to balance out, you
665
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,840
know, money wise, budget wise,
what everybody gets?
666
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,840
So are you gonna, is Jeremy
going to get something of the
667
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,160
same value?
And I would argue that that's
668
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,560
valueless.
What you bought, yes, but
669
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,800
correct.
I would not argue that.
670
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,160
Objectively, Dave's correct.
No, no, yeah, he's getting
671
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,840
several things that add up to
enough.
672
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,080
Yeah.
Like per month, really.
673
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,560
As a subscription, yeah.
No, right.
674
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,280
I mean, no, he's not getting a
subscription, but he's getting a
675
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,440
few.
That will add up to that, at
676
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,880
least to that.
And has he bought anything for
677
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,280
you?
Of course.
678
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,440
Yes, he has.
I don't know what he's got for
679
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,800
me though.
So you're going to make out like
680
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,120
a bandit.
Although I do know that he did
681
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,600
get me some pajamas because I
ordered them myself because it
682
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,920
was also a Black Friday deal.
And I was like, I'll just get
683
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,480
and you can just give these to
me on Christmas.
684
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,760
So that was.
You just ignored the whole you
685
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,840
make out like a bandit thing.
You just.
686
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,480
You do you.
Know so does he, so does he.
687
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,160
I you know what?
When I buy gifts I go overboard
688
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,720
and my family tells me you've
got to stop.
689
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,800
It's because I do love to give
gifts also in addition to buying
690
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,400
things for my own self.
You just love to give gifts to
691
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,560
to not only everybody, but to
yourself as well.
692
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,960
Yes, you can't help yourself.
You just love giving gifts.
693
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,800
But I can't be the only one.
I'm sure you're buying things
694
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,840
for yourself because you're
finding things that you like
695
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,760
when you're shopping for other
people, right?
696
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,440
So you, I'm, I'm sure you're
finding something for yourself.
697
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,920
It can't be just me.
Well, I'm the beneficiary of of
698
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,880
some of that.
I am the beneficiary of some of
699
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:33,440
that because my wife through the
year we'll purchase, she'll see
700
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,159
something generally while she's
on a computer online on her
701
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,560
phone something and go Oh well,
I would like that.
702
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,000
I will order that because it's
on sale and then when it comes
703
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,639
she'll just put it somewhere and
then the closer the Christmas we
704
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:53,960
get she goes, oh I bought this
about 3-4 months ago, you can
705
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,880
give it to me for Christmas.
Right.
706
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,360
And I'm like, OK, great, that
doesn't stop me from going out
707
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,640
and buying Christmas gifts.
She.
708
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,280
Needs to have a few surprises,
but at least then she's getting
709
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,200
the size or the color or
whatever the items.
710
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,560
Like she did you then, since
you've given yourself this fun
711
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,000
box, whatever it is, Yeah.
For Christmas keeps giving.
712
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,120
It's not really for.
Christmas.
713
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,880
It's just to yourself for
Christmas.
714
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,720
And when it arrived at the door
the other day, I'm going to
715
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,720
assume you gave it directly to
Jeremy so he could wrap.
716
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,240
It I gave it to myself and
opened it right away.
717
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,120
OK, so then it's not?
A Julia was right there beside
718
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,640
me.
Oh, it's.
719
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,040
Not a Christmas gift then.
It's just I just gave something
720
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,960
to myself.
I bought this for myself and it
721
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,200
happened to be purchased around
Christmas.
722
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,400
I see.
OK.
723
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,440
I mean, if we could go around
Willy nilly buying all kinds of
724
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,360
stuff for ourselves, we could.
But yeah, see our bank account,
725
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120
it only is so much money in
Yeah.
726
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,280
And that's, yeah, that happens
at my house too.
727
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,640
But you know.
And all that money is directed
728
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,200
at the children's gifts.
So Ashley and I are debating
729
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,720
should we get each other stay in
air fryer this year?
730
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,080
That's.
That's how the adult gifts work
731
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,400
in our house.
Oh, OK, see, you're not giving
732
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,440
gifts.
No decision has been made yet.
733
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,360
But I that's very different from
my house.
734
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Yeah, clearly, very clearly.
It's slightly different from
735
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,400
mine too, but not to the degree
that Rachel, it's slightly
736
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,640
different.
It's slightly different here.
737
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,720
Well, it's going to be a very
Merry Christmas.
738
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720
For everyone.
Yeah.
739
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,160
I like that.
You love to give gifts.
740
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,640
Sure.
I question that you like to give
741
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,480
gifts to yourself.
Well, and I try not to, but this
742
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,560
one I just couldn't pass up.
Yeah, you know, sure.
743
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,760
The this is due to underwhelming
demand.
744
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,440
It's a podcast where Dave,
Rachel and Foreman and I want
745
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,320
Rachel to break this to you
gently, but this may be the last
746
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,360
podcast for a bit.
Yeah, well, till after
747
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Christmas.
It's Rachelle fault.
748
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,560
Gosh, that's son and ominous.
It's just for Christmas.
749
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,280
It's just a.
Christmas for a few weeks I'm
750
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,040
going away to my sisters house
and then we're and then it's
751
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,560
Christmas and it's just busy so
we're not.
752
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,680
Able to get them from from us.
We're not going to be around for
753
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Christmas.
You're welcome.
754
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,240
Rachel's gonna be buried in Cape
Breton, yes?
755
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Well, no, I'll be back anyway,
yeah.
756
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,360
I think they quite literally
just got married. 4050, sixty
757
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,480
something centimeters.
Of snow I know.
758
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,320
And you know what?
That.
759
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,800
Enough my.
Sister's tree fell on her house.
760
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,200
Oh, so it didn't, it didn't
break anything, but it was this
761
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,000
big tall tree and it's like on
the roof, like lean.
762
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,040
Oh, it's yeah, they they got
really hammered.
763
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,320
Have a great time, yeah.
Well, hopefully that's gone by
764
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,240
the time we get there.
I don't know because the flight
765
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,360
won't go out and.
See, and, and they're always the
766
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,920
saving grace of no matter how
bad a storm might be in Halifax,
767
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,000
Scotty, you always know it's
worse than Cape.
768
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,360
Breton It's worse than great,
that's true.
769
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,840
That's a good point, I know.
Anyway, if you would like, if
770
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,720
you would like us to keep doing
our podcast and, and we intend
771
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:43,840
to keep doing our podcast, but
had there been a sponsor for
772
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,200
next week's podcast, we wouldn't
be taking the week.
773
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,880
Well, we would have to figure
that out.
774
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,960
We.
Would have had to figure.
775
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,320
That out not really around
recording we.
776
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,560
Would have we would have figured
it out and how, how, how can you
777
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,240
sponsor this podcast?
Well, you can go to our website
778
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,800
underwhelming.ca.
There's sponsorship page there.
779
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,560
There's a sponsorship page.
You can check that out.
780
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,640
You can e-mail us Dave
rachelforeman@gmail.com.
781
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,440
Great deals for packages and
more multiple.
782
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,760
Episodes as we Santa gave us a
shout out.
783
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,360
You can do shout outs, anything
at all.
784
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,200
You could buy us coffees, feel
free.
785
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,960
Sure, and coming soon, Dud
Murch.
786
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,520
Oh.
It's in the works.
787
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,200
Maybe by the time this is
published, we'll have it ready
788
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:27,760
to.
Go.
789
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,080
We'll see.
This is coming the.
790
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Thing I'm waiting on, I ordered
a couple of pieces to see what
791
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,880
it was like because we've, you
know, quality control.
792
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,560
Quality.
Control.
793
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,960
I'm doing the quality so we'll
see and and then once I approve
794
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,640
that, it'll be fine.
You are them.
795
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Are you gifting them to someone
on your list?
796
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,360
No.
Another gift for yourself.
797
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,480
Yeah, Yeah.
I didn't think about that,
798
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,640
although Julia asked me if she
could have some, so I ordered a
799
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,480
sweater and a took and we'll
see, maybe.
800
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,920
All right, you let us know.
Merch is coming.
801
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,040
Merch.
The merch is underwhelming, just
802
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,920
like our podcast, so okay, keep
an eye out for that.
803
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,440
Let us know what you like and
don't like and because you know
804
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,720
it's for you.
So we'll do that.
805
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,360
OK?
We've got lots of emails.
806
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,680
I've got a few things here.
Last week I talked about how
807
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,120
Jeremy's was on a training and
they took a bio break and I was
808
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,040
like what the fuck is that?
Just call it a break.
809
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,160
Oh my gosh.
I'm in a business planning
810
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,440
workshop today and they just
told us to take a 15 minute bio
811
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,520
break.
Bio Breaks.
812
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Actual fuck.
She's like, you're right it's
813
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,560
weird.
Just call it a break.
814
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,800
It is weird.
Like what do you think I'm doing
815
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,840
on my break?
Like bio break?
816
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,520
You don't say go, they'll have a
smoke break.
817
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,120
Assuming everybody needs to go.
No, just just.
818
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,440
Bio break break break means you
could do anything.
819
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,680
What do you break?
Break means that break means the
820
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,960
same thing I.
Like it Bio.
821
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,600
Break makes you sound like an
idiot.
822
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,800
Well, we're taking a bio break
for a few weeks.
823
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,360
No, we're just taking a break.
It's a bio break for a Christmas
824
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,960
break.
Actually, it already has a name.
825
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,360
About the Christmas gift story,
I just listened to your last
826
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,440
episode and I have a weird gift
story.
827
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,520
The first Christmas I spent with
my husband's family, there were
828
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,240
gifts under the tree for him,
his three siblings, and myself,
829
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:17,800
all labeled from Aunt Flo.
My husband doesn't have anyone
830
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,400
in his family named Flo, and
when I was younger, a visit from
831
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,360
Aunt Flo meant you were getting
your period.
832
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,200
Yeah, it that's what it means.
Yeah, this is getting very.
833
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,680
Uncomfortable.
So I already thought it was
834
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,320
weird.
Turns out there was some old
835
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,160
Christmas song that referred to
receiving underwear from Aunt
836
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,800
Flo.
So every year since they were
837
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,320
kids they would get underwear
from Aunt Flo.
838
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,360
His mom continued this tradition
until after my kids were born
839
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,720
until someone finally told her
it was a bit weird.
840
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,080
I think the partners got thrown
under the bus as the final straw
841
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,640
because it was weird to receive
underwear from your
842
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
mother-in-law.
But I'll never forget how
843
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,840
awkward it was to open a pair of
underwear in front of my in laws
844
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,800
and my husband, and we'd only
been dating for a few months at
845
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,360
that point.
That would be awkward.
846
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,160
That's awkward.
That is awkward.
847
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,120
Yeah.
Yeah.
848
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,000
Well, on the same subject
matter, I bet I better get in
849
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,120
some of Megan's comments from
Spotify.
850
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,600
OK, you'll recognize which Megan
in a second, right?
851
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,320
Who first?
First comment is?
852
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,760
To be fair, I saw the meme on
Rachel's story.
853
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,800
You know which one?
Yes, and I laughed out loud.
854
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,120
I'm happy I am Rachel's kind of
person.
855
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,480
Thank.
You Megan, Megan, you are
856
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,800
parentheses penis girl.
Yes, the Dick themed gifts, yes.
857
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,240
Right.
And so from the last episode
858
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,720
Megan says.
Oh my gosh.
859
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,840
OMG the monotone Megan from
Foreman after Dave mentioned gag
860
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:48,080
gifts made me laugh out loud.
To be clear, there you go, this
861
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,160
is just my sister and I.
I am actually a great giver of
862
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,480
gifts otherwise, I swear.
OK.
863
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,040
OK, well, I believe that.
But I'm strangely flattered that
864
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,480
I was the inspiration behind the
episode title.
865
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,360
I'll send photos of some of the
gifts via e-mail one day.
866
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,120
OK.
I would like to see them
867
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,040
actually you're going that.
Drawer.
868
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,640
You're the only one.
I need to see your collection of
869
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,120
Dicks, I told.
You I do not want to see.
870
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,280
OK collect give an e-mail from
Howie who sent us a message on
871
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,760
our website which you can do
underwhelming.ca.
872
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,080
Howie says I am weighing in with
butter.
873
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,240
Thank you.
When you use a lot in baking
874
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,640
every week it when it goes on
sale you grab it and stock up
875
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,480
because paying $8 for butter is
insane.
876
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,040
That being said Giant tiger has
it on for 444 this week limit 4.
877
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,840
So I grabbed my forum, my wife
grabbed 4 and we had eight.
878
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,560
And when stores get butter in
it's always frozen like a GT
879
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,840
where I got mine this week.
Oh I didn't, I know they were.
880
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,640
It was frozen when stores got
it.
881
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,160
Really.
Thanks to everybody backing me
882
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,400
up in the butter.
Buy it.
883
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,320
That would I would.
Be there I think when they
884
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,760
receive it and then it thaws in
the fridge when they.
885
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,560
And then how much worse are you
making it by refreezing?
886
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,800
It.
I don't know that's true.
887
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,040
Oh yeah, we have a.
Point.
888
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Yeah, right.
We have another e-mail from
889
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Debbie.
Remember she sent us an e-mail a
890
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,000
while ago and she was on episode
138.
891
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,040
Well, she's caught up now,
Debbie.
892
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,360
She says, hey there, I'm caught
up.
893
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,000
And I heard on the last episode
when you read my e-mail, Foreman
894
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,760
said he would tell me offline
what parking lot he uses.
895
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,160
I haven't seen that.
Can you let me know?
896
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,560
Yes, we'll do.
You need to e-mail her back
897
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,200
because she wrote to us.
Yeah, by the way, to you for the
898
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,080
last week, it's it's free again,
Deb, okay.
899
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,960
Is it?
Nobody checking anything.
900
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,760
Free again.
There's so many messages this
901
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,720
week, Ben sent us a message.
He says.
902
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,760
I watch you guys every week on
YouTube.
903
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,920
I just watched episode 143.
Drawer full of Dicks Rachel.
904
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,520
I also freeze my shredded cheese
and my butter.
905
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,760
Thank you.
And also thank you for not
906
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,440
censoring your podcast.
OK, if you're buying shredded
907
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,560
cheese, that's another problem
altogether because they put
908
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,040
because they put chemicals in it
so it will stay shredded.
909
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,400
Otherwise it would all stick
together when they sell it in
910
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,840
the store.
So that's it's full of Yeah,
911
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,800
you'd, she said.
Shred your own cheese.
912
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,840
Don't do, don't buy that.
Stuff and I will actually give
913
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,440
y'all freezing people 1/2 a
point because Kamiko who listens
914
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,000
did have a point where she will
shred.
915
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,200
She will have a block of tree
shredded, shredded herself,
916
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,000
right?
Right.
917
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,040
And and put it into different
portions of whatever in freezer
918
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,080
bags and then freeze that.
OK, so when needed it's already
919
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,720
done and shredded as long as
it's not in there for too long.
920
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,680
But.
That'll give her a half a point
921
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,440
for that.
It takes so a lot of.
922
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,600
Time for half a point.
It takes so little time to shred
923
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,520
cheese, why would you buy it in
a bag you.
924
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,760
Guys are so hard to please.
Well, I'm just telling you like,
925
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,760
there's chemicals in it.
Stop it.
926
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,280
OK, I've one last e-mail from
our favorite listener, Foreman's
927
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,120
mom.
Oh.
928
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,360
Gosh, do we want to do that
before or after?
929
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,920
Because we you have some more.
Well, I've got some fun our
930
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,080
Spotify Wrapped as a show has.
Come, I wanted to sit back and
931
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,880
just enjoy the e-mail, but OK,
I'll wait.
932
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,480
To the end.
Let's do it.
933
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,200
OK.
Yeah.
934
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,640
Total new audience this year is
up 214%.
935
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,640
Wow.
All right.
936
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,000
That's 229,000 minutes you've
listened to.
937
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,160
Thank.
You.
938
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,600
Thank you.
That's amazing.
939
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Yeah, the episode that was
played 30% more than our average
940
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,760
episode.
Bag full of Dicks?
941
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,960
No drawer full of Dicks.
No, not yet, because that was
942
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,840
only last week, so it wasn't
enough time yet.
943
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:42,960
Yeah, a real bummer.
Episode 120 from April 2025.
944
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,200
Why was that so good?
I don't know the topics
945
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,840
included.
Dave is in on the latest Costco
946
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,000
craze.
OK, will Rachel play more
947
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,360
hockey?
And Foreman digs himself a
948
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,080
bigger hole.
Yeah, riveting.
949
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,840
OK.
Riveting, yeah.
950
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,320
Sure, We've reached 12 countries
this year in in order, Canada
951
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:12,040
#1, followed by the US, the UK,
Brazil and at #5, Uzbekistan.
952
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,880
Really.
Who's listening from Uzbekistan?
953
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,880
That's awesome, somebody.
Somebody else if you're
954
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,640
listening.
From outside of Canada, I want
955
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,120
to hear from you, yes.
Please.
956
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,800
I want to know who's listening.
Dave rachelforeman@gmail.com
957
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,360
please tell us.
I want to know where you're
958
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,360
from.
We are a top 10 show for 291
959
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,440
fans.
We're a top five show for 250
960
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,640
fans.
We're a #1 show for 121 fans.
961
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,760
Wow.
Half of our top fans have binged
962
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,160
2 or more episodes in a single
day.
963
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,320
Half of our top fans hit play
within the 1st 24 hours of a new
964
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,480
episode.
Our fans listen to us longer
965
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,960
than 96% of other shows they
listen to.
966
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:00,680
We get an average rating higher
than 94% of other shows and more
967
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,560
comments than 97% of other
shows.
968
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,000
Wow, that's.
A good.
969
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:10,280
The top other show they listen
to, Yes, is Armchair Expert with
970
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,400
Dax Shepard.
OK, good one.
971
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,720
I've never heard that one.
It's it's OK.
972
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,680
It's a great guest.
You did a great long episode
973
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,560
with Luke Combs.
It's fascinating.
974
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,200
I just don't really.
Honestly, I don't like him.
975
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,600
I'm not the biggest.
Why?
976
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,000
I don't know him.
He's, you know, I, I feel the
977
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,920
same way about him as I feel
about the girl in the Wicked
978
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,720
movie, Ariana Grande.
I don't really like her either.
979
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,000
She's really good.
She's really good in the Wicked
980
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,280
movie, but I I assume she's just
playing herself which is why I
981
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,240
don't like.
Her it does seem like that.
982
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,520
Yeah yeah.
The final the final stat we have
983
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,720
here from our Spotify Wrapped as
a show 2025 yes.
984
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,880
The top artists our fans listen
to, yes.
985
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,720
Any guesses?
Luke Combs.
986
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,720
He's #3.
Oh.
987
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,760
Oh the what's his name?
God, I can't remember.
988
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,920
I don't know.
Can't.
989
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,880
I can't.
Put that person on the list.
990
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,160
Put my tongue.
Yeah, another country.
991
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,160
You know the popular.
The guy that throws chairs.
992
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:18,000
Yeah, Morgan wallin #1 and Luke
Combs is #3 OK gym bag.
993
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,880
Our number two top artist that
all our fans listen to is Taylor
994
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,680
Swift.
Swift.
995
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,440
I mean, that's everybody's
number 2 except gym bags, I
996
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,000
think.
Gym bag.
997
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,280
Yeah, so we're Morgan Wallin,
Taylor Swift, Luke Combs,
998
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,880
followed at #4 by Nickelback.
What?
999
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,720
Yeah, rage.
Yeah, rage does not like.
1000
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,560
Not me.
Rounding out the top five?
1001
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,040
Eminem.
Really.
1002
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,800
Wow, what?
A what?
1003
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,480
An eclectic group.
That's a very eclectic group,
1004
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,400
yes.
Yeah.
1005
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,240
OK, it's a very pale group, but
it's.
1006
00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,160
Eclectic.
It's a quite pale that's.
1007
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,040
Very eclectic.
Yes, right.
1008
00:49:59,200 --> 00:49:59,760
OK.
All right.
1009
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,920
OK.
Thank you, Forman.
1010
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,600
Thank you for the rap and now.
I like Spotify, rapt.
1011
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,280
I, I like that it gives us all
that anyway.
1012
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,760
OK, yeah, we've an e-mail from
Forman's mom, who says, dear
1013
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,600
Dave, Rachel and Forman.
I thoroughly enjoyed episode
1014
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:21,200
143, Drawer full of Dicks with
earmuffs Foreman.
1015
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,680
With regards to the parking game
though, this is for you.
1016
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Dave suggested that a paid
parking space should be a
1017
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,320
feature added to any job offer.
However, he was admonished for
1018
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,800
being behind the times and told
deals like that do not exist.
1019
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,160
They don't.
When I moved to from Montreal to
1020
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,840
Ottawa in 1973, I added an
unusual condition to my job
1021
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,560
offer that my new employer had
to pay for moving my horse.
1022
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,200
Not Windsor, but my first horse
of a lifetime.
1023
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,400
Paid parking was not a priority
for me then.
1024
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,320
I was lucky to source.
Removal was.
1025
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,520
I was lucky to skate to work on
the Rideau Canal many winters.
1026
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,840
Oh, she was skate.
She was working near there, so
1027
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,280
she skated there I think.
That's not a, that's not a
1028
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,720
convenient way of commuting
because that lasts like less
1029
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,360
than a month, a year.
She skated to work.
1030
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,080
Oh right, I'm yeah, I'm reading
that.
1031
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,760
I was lucky to skate to work on
the Rideau Canal for many winter
1032
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,120
days so I didn't need parking,
just a backpack for my boots.
1033
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,000
There you go.
Fascinating.
1034
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,920
OK, that's.
Amazing.
1035
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,960
Dave, the list of off limit
gifts was very funny.
1036
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,880
I have a suggestion to
compliment Megane Family Dick
1037
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,920
theme which may fall into either
category 4 Intimate clothing or
1038
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,040
Category 2 Hygiene items or
simply Category XA Drawer full
1039
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,640
of Dicks.
A hybrid rubber plant created by
1040
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:44,080
a family member who shall remain
nameless is a stylish addition
1041
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,280
to anyone's Knick knack shelf.
It is so cute and under the
1042
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,360
radar that many people may not
get it unless they read the
1043
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,520
plants care description.
Do you know what that is for
1044
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,120
Foreman?
No.
1045
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:01,680
Oh, I see a rubber plant like
maybe like a like a dildo like
1046
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,000
you're sticking that on your
shelf.
1047
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,920
I don't get it.
I'm looking forward to hearing
1048
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,920
other suggestions from off limit
gifts from your listeners.
1049
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,880
Foreman's done now he's leaving
the podcast.
1050
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,840
You've.
Ruined Foreman's Life, OK.
1051
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,160
Foreman's He's literally left
the.
1052
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,240
He's left the building and I
don't.
1053
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,040
Blame him.
A rubber plant, but it's in.
1054
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,480
Yeah, well.
But it's in quotes so I wasn't
1055
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,360
sure.
OK, Happy holidays.
1056
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,120
Merry Christmas, see you in the
new year.
1057
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,760
Well, maybe.
Foreman might just be us.
1058
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,000
Just maybe the two of us.
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,440
Don't you miss that though,
Rachel, when you see everybody
2
00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,600
posting their Spotify or app,
don't you wish you had Spotify
3
00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,960
so you could post?
Your mine would be all kids
4
00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:13,520
songs and musicals like it's
nothing to brag about really.
5
00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,840
My number one song because my
wife shares, we share the
6
00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,000
Spotify because I'm not
listening to the same songs over
7
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,520
and over and over and over
again.
8
00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,520
I'm not going for a run and
listening to my playlist ad
9
00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,440
nauseam.
That's what my wife does.
10
00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,880
She has the same songs.
Yeah, she might add one, take
11
00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,640
one out here or there.
I don't know how often she
12
00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,640
changes it.
So anyway, my Sweet Caroline is
13
00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:43,040
my #2 Most listened to song of
the year, my number one, Most
14
00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,680
listened to song.
Enter Sandman.
15
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,600
Wow, OK.
Yes, yeah, would not, I guess
16
00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,360
that.
Bitch better have my money,
17
00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,800
isn't?
It that's hilarious.
18
00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,720
Jenna's very early 2000s.
Yeah, well, she's got I also
19
00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,480
look like here.
Well, you'll appreciate it.
20
00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:09,040
I'm just scrolling through my
top songs and just above Bitch
21
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,280
Better Have my money is You've
Never Had Chocolate Like This by
22
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,080
Timothy.
Oh man.
23
00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:25,560
That would be on my list.
This is the underwhelming
24
00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,200
demand.
The podcast that's like eggnog.
25
00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,560
We both get way better when you
add rum.
26
00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,800
Just a fact.
Yeah, just.
27
00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,480
A fact, kind of a waste of time
without it to be honest, right?
28
00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,040
Exactly.
Coming up on the podcast,
29
00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,760
Foreman maintains that couples
who say they don't ever argue
30
00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,920
are lying.
Of course.
31
00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,040
They are.
Rachel goes Christmas shopping
32
00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,960
and of course, buys for herself.
Of course she does.
33
00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,360
Who doesn't?
Court, Well, I don't, but, and
34
00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:03,160
we will begin with, do you have
a good place to hide your
35
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,920
Christmas gifts?
No.
36
00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,360
Used to?
What do you mean no?
37
00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,920
I'm the worst gift hider.
Like I'm and Jeremy will tell
38
00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:17,600
you because I, I will bring home
a gift and then I'll just like
39
00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,480
kind of leave it out or I'll
like hide it under my coat And
40
00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,600
before I have time to put it
away, like I just, I should put
41
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,120
it away right away.
And then I just don't.
42
00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,560
And I just kind of leave it.
Yeah.
43
00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,920
And then someone like picked up
the coat and they're like,
44
00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,600
what's this?
I'm like oh shit.
45
00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,160
Dave, don't you remember hearing
a story of there's a gift for
46
00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,200
Jeremy just sitting inside the
door when he came home, just
47
00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,480
there?
Yeah, one time you recall that.
48
00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:43,200
That happens a lot.
Yeah, but you have children,
49
00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,720
don't you hide?
Them so I usually put them in
50
00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,520
this closet in the basement, but
I they know that now.
51
00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,280
Mommy's gift closet, Yeah.
Of course.
52
00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,960
So if there's something I really
need to hide, I'll take it to my
53
00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,800
mom's house or I'll have it
delivered there.
54
00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,360
OK, so.
You do.
55
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,440
You do have.
If I really need to try and it's
56
00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,320
like maybe, maybe it's a big
item or something like that that
57
00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,560
I can't easily hide at my house,
then I'll send it to her house,
58
00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,240
'cause you know, are they?
Not on to that because she lives
59
00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,200
fairly close within walking
distance and they can just start
60
00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,800
snooping around her.
Yeah.
61
00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,080
No, they haven't.
They don't.
62
00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,920
So not that I know of.
Are you aware that they've ever
63
00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,840
snooped and found gifts?
No, no, but they.
64
00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,520
Would never tell you that.
So I bought a couple of and I my
65
00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,840
kids won't hear this anyway, I
bought a couple of gumball
66
00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,160
machines, OK, because I saw them
at Shoppers.
67
00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,760
Shoppers had them.
So I bought 2 and and I thought,
68
00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,160
oh, these are kind of cool.
So I bought them for gifts and I
69
00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,800
had to pick up Julia from dance
or theatre and drive home.
70
00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,120
And then I think she might have
saw them in the trunk when she
71
00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,680
was going in the house because.
Then just there a.
72
00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,560
Few days later, well they were
in a bag so I don't know and I
73
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was like don't look in the trunk
and then a few days later she's.
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Like mom look for.
Christmas say that she wouldn't
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have.
Yeah, well, she knows.
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I don't know.
She knows.
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I think they don't want them
spoiled too.
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Like they don't want the
surprise spoiled.
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They they want it to be So then
a few days later she says to me,
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Mom, can I have a gumball
machine for Christmas?
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And I was like.
Yeah, you.
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Definitely saw, yeah.
You definitely saw.
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Damn it.
Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
Well, you shouldn't have said
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don't look in the Trump, you're
not very good at it.
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No, you really know.
No, I'm not OK.
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No, because a lot.
Of it's a lot of work, you know,
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it's just a lot of work to hide
everything so that no one ever
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sees it.
And up to last year, we had a
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good spot right at our front
door.
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There's like a bench, but it and
with pillows and it's got a, I
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don't know, a cushion on it and
whatever.
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So you could sit there and do
whatever for the front door,
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right?
But it also opens and is hollow
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inside.
And that was our spot to just
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fill with all the gifts 'cause
they were like, they don't even
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know what opens.
Like this is cheap, right?
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They know it opens now and they
know that's where all the gifts
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would be.
So nothing can go in there
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anymore.
So somebody found it?
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Yeah, they found the hiding
spot.
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Most parents, according to a
survey, put a lot of effort into
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hiding the kids gifts.
So like 2/3?
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A.
Lot of effort.
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You're not.
You're not one of the Rachel.
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However, you're not alone.
The most trusted places to hide
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A gift closet, bedroom, car,
basement, garage.
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Yeah, but if you get more
creative, you're correct at a
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loved ones home in the attic.
I'm never putting anything in
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the attic in my I've.
Never been in our attic and I'm
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scared.
'Cause I don't want to look in
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the attic, I don't want to go up
there, yeah.
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Yeah, so I don't do that.
I don't know what's with addicts
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on TV or movies, by the way.
Addicts aren't a place where you
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store things.
It's just insulation.
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That's right.
And probably mice who's got a.
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Floor up there and they're at
it.
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Like I don't have a mine's like
beams and and.
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Insulation.
I don't like didn't have a floor
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either, but not a very good.
One.
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Not a very good one, but that
that leads me to my next
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question.
Because in that movie and in
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that movie, and This is why I
put and when I was a kid, I
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don't know about you, Foreman.
I suspect Foreman did.
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I did Snoop.
Well, of course I.
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Snooped.
I don't know about you, Rachel.
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You don't strike me.
Oh, you did.
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When I was a bit older, I think,
and then I think I did it one or
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two years and I ruined my
surprise and then I was
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disappointed so I never did it
again.
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I never did it again either.
I did it once and that was it
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for for me, it was like it was
terrible Christmas because I
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ruined everything.
Well, I kept doing it, and in
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fact, after one particular
Christmas.
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I knew.
You because everything was just
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in my parents closet.
Like there was no creativity to
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the hiding.
Yeah.
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But one Christmas, months
afterwards, I kept checking
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because before Christmas I had
seen, and I probably talked
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about this before, I definitely
have a giant box of Lego, like
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just like General, whatever, 400
pieces, whatever it is, like
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just a boatload of Lego.
Sweet.
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Can't wait.
Yeah.
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Never showed up on Christmas.
Like it didn't go to one of my
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sisters.
Lego.
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Didn't go to me.
I kept going back and rooting
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through the closet.
It would.
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It would completely disappeared.
Who is it for?
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Where did it go?
Lady who listens to this
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podcast?
OK, well, what the hell
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happened?
Maybe we'll find an.
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Answer.
Maybe we'll find.
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What were you then so we can
decipher the year I.
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Don't know, she's not going to
remember anyway.
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Probably the back of the freezer
with other.
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Foreman kept looking.
Foreman still in the.
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Closet pull it out for this.
Year, yeah.
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I use your gift.
I I do most of my gift buying
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around this time of year for
Christmas especially.
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For my wife, does everyone?
Yeah.
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Well, some people don't.
Some people buy and but, and I
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have done this.
I'll see.
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Start like in February.
Well, no, I'll see something on
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sale somewhere and go.
That'd be a great Christmas
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gift, and then I'll buy it.
And then I completely.
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Yeah, sure, forget that I have
it.
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Of course.
Right and.
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Where it is and.
Where it is, you don't even
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think about it.
Yeah.
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So I tend to I'll find a spot
like this year, I have a a an
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empty box that a Christmas tree
I think came.
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I don't want to say where am I
anything and I just throw
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everything.
She won't go looking anyway
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because she doesn't want a boy.
Box.
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Got it.
I throw it.
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I just throw it in there, cover
it over so you can't see what's
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inside right and that.
But I want everything there so
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that I don't forget something.
Yeah, this poor old card.
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Goes up there and finds a
Mother's Day gift from five
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years ago.
Yeah.
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Yes, right.
Yeah.
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Have you ever?
I do have stuff kind of in
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different places and I also
don't I know because I order a
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lot of things.
I don't open the packages
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because if I don't open it other
the my family doesn't know what
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it's what it is and it can't
ruin the surprise even if I
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leave the package out right So.
That's all the time.
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Emily definitely discovered
something the other day that was
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in a package like that, a
shipping thing, but on the
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label.
Pretty sure she it says what
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exactly?
What?
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Yeah.
So then I don't open the
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package, but then I have
packages all over the house.
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And then sometimes I'll be like,
so I have to make a list on my
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phone.
I have a list in notes of what
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I've bought, and I've checked it
off so that I can remember when
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I'm wrapping exactly what I
have.
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Well my wife does that too.
She has a list and everything.
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But then on Christmas Day when
we are opening gifts, she has no
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idea what she's giving us
because she wrapped them a month
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ago and she'll go, well, maybe
open this one.
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I don't know what it.
Is.
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You know, and, and Charlotte and
I both get a kick out of it
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because she has no idea what
she's giving us because she's
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forgotten.
So I said to her this she,
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because she's got literally
anything for the two of us, is
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already wrapped and under a tree
somewhere.
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Now.
Yes.
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Oh yeah, she what?
She gets stuff like if something
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shows up at the door, she comes
home from work, takes it
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downstairs and wraps it.
But I said, yeah, you'll be
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you'll have no idea.
She goes, Nope.
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I know what everything is this
year.
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So we'll see how I'll let you
know how that works, OK?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I should do that too.
You've.
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Never lost a gift though You've
never found a gift.
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Yeah, I've like for Yeah, I have
forgot about thing and be like
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I.
Figured you.
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Wouldn't I think I got this and
I where is that?
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Oh, hang on.
And then I gotta go shove it in
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a bag and give it to me.
OK.
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You're the best.
Thank you for fulfilling
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everything I needed out of that.
Thank you.
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It's a podcast with Dave,
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It's not not it's unsponsored
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What you could do, you could
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It's not far we'd go for. $20
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Yeah, if it's not technically
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illegal and we'll probably.
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It goes to us.
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You could tell us what message
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All of that and we have a shout
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Santa.
Ohh that's why I have all this.
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OK, that's why I have a.
Shout out for the whole dud
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team, he said.
Wow.
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Yep, and it's a little poem
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Ohh great.
OK, here we so.
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Glad we charged him, by the way.
I don't know if Santa makes
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money or how that works.
Santa give me.
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Your money Santa OK for here we
go for here's Santa wants to
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give a shout out to the whole
dud team.
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He said Foreman only drinks beer
out of bottles and refuses to
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even go into a Costco, but he
does all the podcast sound
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effects and is the best foil to
Rachel and Dave's fun filled
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quips.
Rachel loves to save frozen
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butter and plays hockey on
frozen water with her timely
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segues.
Beauty and charm to boot.
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Sure.
She fits perfectly between those
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two boisterous brutes.
Roots, yes.
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Dave loves reading his
headlines, including The Florida
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Man on and on, and excels taking
care of his north of fanshaw
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pristine front lawn with his
witty banter.
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He's the straw that stirs the
drink so the dud team can always
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stay In Sync.
So a Merry Christmas to Dave,
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Rachel and Foreman and have a
happy and prosperous New year.
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Ho ho ho from Santa, from Santa.
Thank you Santa Claus.
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He says he's got a little joke
at the end.
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If you are afraid of Santa,
maybe you are Claus trophobic.
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OK.
Thank you Santa, that's so nice.
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Santa got us into the holiday.
That gave us a dad joke.
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Yeah, well, thank.
You He's got a lot of little L's
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to take long.
He's kind of the ultimate dad
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Santa.
With the shout out came some
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gifts.
From.
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Santa from Santa well.
I think these actually say it
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says here, Merry Christmas to
you.
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This is yours, Foreman.
Oh, thank you for a great fun
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year.
Wow.
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From Jan and John Everett.
Oh, thank you.
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Wow, OK.
We're going.
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To well, you're going to watch
the YouTube.
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This one too.
This one just says Dave from
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Santa.
OK.
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And I was told that I must go
first.
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OK, so I have one for you too.
Rachel, don't.
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Worry they're.
In beautiful gift bags.
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Dave is smaller than mine
though, so that's good.
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It's not a bottle.
Looks like it's a liquor bottle.
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No, it's not.
It's not.
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Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Say.
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It says, yeah, here we go.
You'll have to hold it up.
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Snow plow repair kit it's.
A A putting carpet.
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It's a.
Piece of grass, right?
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So that'll help.
You in handy because that that.
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That'll help you in the spring.
Yeah, yeah.
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Look, I got a a cowbell easy
IPA.
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Very.
Crazy.
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It's yes.
I might just open that now.
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Oh well.
Well, this early though.
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Very early in the morning at the
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Thank you Santa who wants to.
Go.
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Wow.
OK, Open Foreman's there.
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You've got it right there.
Yeah, alright.
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We'll do that.
Oh, you got a.
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This is a.
There's a.
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Bottle there.
You.
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Go Oh, it says.
There's words on it.
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Oh, it says the very last one.
What is it?
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And it's wrapped in foil.
Wrapped in the.
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Very last one.
The very a bottle.
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That's the very last one I.
Hope it's a huge bottle of of.
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Fireball, Fireball.
It's a huge a giant moose.
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A chummy.
Oval tea bottle.
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It's.
Great.
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Wow, that's hilarious.
Wow.
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Gift.
That's a great gift.
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That's amazing.
Is that inflatable?
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No, it's plastic.
It's hard plastic.
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It's giant hard plastic.
Does it, is it like you put
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change in the top or is it No, I
don't no, OK, It's just.
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Yeah, the lid comes Lid.
Comes off.
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Oh, you can put things in there.
Yeah, that's amazing.
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The very last Moose Head bottle.
Yeah.
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Wow.
Thank you, John and Jan.
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Holy cow, there's more.
What a thoughtful gift.
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And an actual moose head.
Cooking.
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Getting this out of my hand.
You could pour that into the
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plastic bottle and drink it from
there.
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You got two of them.
Look at that.
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Very nice.
I got 2 moose heads. 2 moose.
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Heads and.
The bottle.
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That's very nice.
That's a great gift.
333
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Yeah, very thoughtful.
You can have one of them, Dave,
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I don't know.
You still owe me a six pack from
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earlier.
Do I?
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Whatever.
Are you going to Ottawa?
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You need me to get me some?
Right.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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It was a hockey bat, didn't you?
I absolutely did.
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Yeah, you did.
Hockey bat, right?
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You know, we never see each
other.
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It's all right.
Rachel, here we go.
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OK, hope this is in a bag.
It's from the Chocolate Factory.
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Oh.
Oh, is it ever?
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It's a big bet.
Oh.
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My goodness, you see what you're
getting.
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The Reses P Oh my God, how many?
That's humongous.
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That's.
One big ass bag.
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Reese Pieces, Holy cow.
But I love that.
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Thank you.
That's perfect.
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It's resealable too, but when
you get into.
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It because that's quite a bit.
If you do, stop eating you.
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Can maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
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00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,640
I mean, it is Christmas.
There you go, Merry.
355
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Christmas.
Thank you so much, John and Jan.
356
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,520
Wow, that's so nice.
Thank you for the shout out.
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Yeah.
Yes, and to Santa as well.
358
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Merry Christmas.
Ho ho ho Jesus, you have to
359
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leave that in.
I think that just got left in.
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Jesus.
Did the room clear out?
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00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,520
Vibrate wind?
Oh.
362
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,280
My God, yeah.
You couldn't hear a dump truck
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driving through a nitroglycerin
plant.
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If you're not doing anything,
give me a Stokey.
365
00:17:40,840 --> 00:18:00,840
So what's the matter with you?
This is due to underwhelming
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00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,520
demand, the podcast equivalent
of getting a lump of coal in
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00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,800
your stocking.
You're welcome.
368
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,360
Yeah.
Yeah.
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00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,640
Be it, You know.
Yeah.
370
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,320
Well, you know he's making a
list.
371
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,520
Right.
Checking it twice.
372
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,200
Yeah, OK.
And if you have anything to say
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about it, yes.
Yeah, keep your damn mouth shut,
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00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,720
Yes?
Because.
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Happy couples don't argue.
Ever.
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00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,440
No.
Oh, OK.
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00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,200
No, yeah, and, and Dave, most of
all will be delighted to know
378
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,520
about which ones.
Ever.
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Ever.
Not once in 2 1/2 years,
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according to Travis Kelsey.
OK, you're still in the
381
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honeymoon I heard.
That the two of them, They don't
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00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,120
argue.
Wait till you're together 22
383
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,920
years, then you might argue like
2 1/2 years.
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00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,440
It's nothing.
Well, yeah, but I mean, I think
385
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:55,920
honestly, we, it's not like we
never argue.
386
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,920
We do.
I think what happens certainly
387
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in my case is and it's not it's
I'm.
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You're wrong speaking, and then
you realize that.
389
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,960
You're speaking on behalf of my
wife here.
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00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:12,120
I think after a certain period
of time there are things about
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one another and I don't really
have that.
392
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:20,440
You know, there's maybe a couple
things that I go, yeah, I wish
393
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,920
she didn't hadn't done that or I
wish.
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00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,600
And it's sort of the, the, you
know, where I'll find something
395
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,000
in the wrong drawer or, you
know, like I'm looking for
396
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,920
something from the kitchen and
it, it, it, it's moved from its
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usual spot.
That's a typical thing that my
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wife would do.
And I will go, well I wish she
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hadn't done that or damn it's
hard to find that and I don't
400
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want to text you at work and go
where did you put it?
401
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,040
That's what you're butter into
yourself.
402
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,960
Oh, she did.
I wish she hadn't done that to.
403
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:56,200
Accept, I tend to accept that
those and I'm pretty sure that I
404
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,240
quite annoy her on a regular
basis.
405
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,720
I'm pretty sure I quite annoy
her, but she tolerates that to
406
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the point where unless I'm
really getting annoying and then
407
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she'll say.
I don't care, OK, You know, or
408
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whatever.
So.
409
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,040
You're just, I would honestly
say deal with that.
410
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,160
I honestly say I don't think we
argue a lot.
411
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Not a lot.
It's funny how she can say to
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something that's bothering you.
She doesn't care, but you can't
413
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say that.
No, I know I would never say
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that.
I would never, ever.
415
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,480
Not at all.
Jeremy and I argue but not like
416
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I would say we bicker and but we
never, we don't really have big
417
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,400
fights.
Bicker.
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00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:46,160
Yeah, the like be like, don't do
that, it's annoying and you
419
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,920
know, and that and then that's
about it, right.
420
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:53,280
Like we don't, if we have a big
fight, it might be once a year
421
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,360
maybe like, but it's not, I
don't know.
422
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,160
It's it doesn't last long, so.
You bicker, I like to.
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00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,520
There was, when I say bickers
mattered, I seem to recall as a
424
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,680
child.
Be the old couple that bickers.
425
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,440
For sure as a child there was a
comedy team that put out a
426
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,720
couple of albums called The
Bickersons, and that's funny.
427
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,680
I recall my parents laughing
their heads off.
428
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,400
That right?
I didn't get the humor in it,
429
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,840
but right.
Yeah, but they.
430
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,760
Really.
Got it.
431
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,440
They they.
Really got it And.
432
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,640
They really understood it.
You.
433
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,000
Weren't married yet?
So, yeah, so you bicker.
434
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,600
I like the bicker.
Yeah, you.
435
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,480
Can't live with someone and be
with them, you know, almost 24/7
436
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,600
and never argue with them.
No, there's never any conflict.
437
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,920
Like, come on.
Well, there's a Travis.
438
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,320
Kelsey and I, I don't know if
anybody else has thought of
439
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:44,880
this, but why?
Why, why, why?
440
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,120
You know, all I'd have to do is
look at her bank account and go,
441
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,200
well, I'm not fighting with her.
That's right.
442
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,400
Yeah, your net worth is 1.6
billion and she's got 1 billion
443
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,120
of it.
Yes, don't piss her off.
444
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,120
Don't piss her off.
Yeah, you're already in.
445
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,480
Time to shut up.
Right.
446
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,920
At 2:00, what are they, 2 1/2
years in?
447
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,240
Yeah.
I guess, but I mean, how so?
448
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,000
She was on tour for a lot of
that.
449
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,360
He plays football.
Actually travel, yeah, but they,
450
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,600
I believe they live together for
the most part, but they also are
451
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,960
independent in that, you know,
maybe she has to go to New York
452
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,440
and appear on The Tonight Show
to promote an album and he's
453
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,680
he's gotta go to Dallas, he's
gotta go to Dallas to play
454
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,600
football or exactly whatever so.
But I could see where after 2
455
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,760
1/2 years that's possible.
Sure, but this came up in a
456
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,160
conversation with George Clooney
of all people.
457
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,400
Was he on?
Their podcast before they get
458
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,360
everyone I know they get
everyone yeah, he's.
459
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:46,840
Booked on ours next week.
But he went on to claim that him
460
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,480
and his wife Amal have never
fought in their ten years.
461
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,280
Never, ever, ever.
Fuck right off.
462
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,960
That's not true.
I don't believe that for a
463
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,320
second and.
He backs it up by saying, I
464
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,240
think I read this.
I haven't listened to their
465
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,960
podcast, but I think I read that
he he basically says she's she's
466
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,680
smart, she's intelligent.
She believes in the same things
467
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,120
that I've always believed in.
Why would I argue with it?
468
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,960
Right?
Like why would I fight with?
469
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,800
Beautiful, smart stands for all
the most important things.
470
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,400
I can't believe how lucky I am.
So what am I going to fight
471
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,560
about?
Yeah, What would you fight
472
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,360
about?
Good line.
473
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,000
Remember that one, Dave?
Yeah, I'm lucky.
474
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,560
Well, I try to, I mean, because
I, you know, I step back and go,
475
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,640
yeah, I'm lucky, you know, So
yeah, of.
476
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,200
Course.
OK, I don't.
477
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,040
I wonder if Jeremy is?
Extremely lucky I.
478
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,880
Don't know about that because
you know as we have and you
479
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,120
always put on display your own
self, you're quite high
480
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,680
maintenance.
Me.
481
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Yeah.
He's not talking to me, Me he's.
482
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,680
Not talking to me.
Yeah.
483
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,200
Yeah, I know that I am.
And Jeremy deals with it or he
484
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,400
just doesn't and ignores me.
And that's fine, you know, he
485
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,120
just kind of let's me do my.
Difficult to ignore too, so
486
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,400
that's good for him.
The.
487
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,000
Things that we argue about are
generally chores.
488
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,240
We argue about who's doing what
or who's cleaning what, or you
489
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,360
did this and you're not helping
with it.
490
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,480
That's the kind of stuff that we
argue.
491
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,320
We don't really argue about
fundamental like beliefs or
492
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,520
anything like that.
So if you're living a cushy life
493
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,880
where you've got people helping
you with maids and cleaner, you
494
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,280
know, you've got nannies, maybe
whatever.
495
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,440
You don't have.
That stuff to argue about.
496
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,680
I guess if we assume they're so
rich that they they don't have
497
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,560
to.
Do any more help than we do OK
498
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,200
for?
Sure.
499
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,360
That's possible, you know.
That's possible, but I had I
500
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,400
know a couple and you I think
you guys know I I don't know how
501
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,920
well you know them, but at one
point we spent a lot of time
502
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,920
together with this couple.
I don't I don't see them that
503
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,640
often anymore.
I.
504
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,600
See, I know you're talking
about.
505
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,120
I see them on social media and
we actually did a couple of
506
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:02,280
overnight trips with them at one
point, just like one night.
507
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,280
And when you spend any amount of
time with the two of them and
508
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,600
they're, you know, they, they
met, they profess that they are
509
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,200
madly in love and they probably
are.
510
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,600
They've been married a very long
time, but boy, oh boy do they go
511
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,800
at one another.
They're constantly I mean, they
512
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,480
it's it's non-stop at times,
like one will piss off the other
513
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,640
and away they go.
And it doesn't matter who's
514
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,600
there to see it to the point,
and I think I've shared this
515
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440
story with you before.
There was a point, I think I
516
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,760
don't know where he was.
He he wasn't there at that
517
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,760
particular point in time.
And I remember she was talking
518
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,200
with there was a group of us and
she goes, well, we want to get
519
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,680
married.
We had so much funny.
520
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,400
We want to get married again.
I think, well, like on one of
521
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,480
our anniversaries, we're going
to get married again.
522
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:55,800
And I remember turning to her
and I said to each other, yes,
523
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,960
what do you mean by that?
So they don't even see it.
524
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,680
They don't see right that
aspect.
525
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,520
Part of their, you know, banter
they.
526
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,840
Are if it works then it works
right?
527
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
We used to.
From our friend group from time
528
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,320
to time, if there was a group
set and we would get, oh, mom
529
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,480
and dad are fighting again,
there would be there's be some
530
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,880
bickering and some some back and
forth.
531
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,680
Right.
Yeah, not so much anymore.
532
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,440
Now it's more like, like you
were saying, there's a tolerance
533
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,960
for your everyday little minute.
Thing annoyances.
534
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,720
But then sometimes it starts to
overflow over the side of the
535
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,880
dam.
Yes.
536
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,560
Yeah.
And then and then you gotta have
537
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,880
some choice words.
Yeah.
538
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,840
Yeah, 'cause I'm guessing for
them in that at your house it's
539
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:44,560
not quiet all the time, no.
I mean, in there it's usually
540
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,640
arguments with one or both of
us, with one or both of the
541
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,600
children.
Right.
542
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,960
Yeah, our house is loud too.
Sometimes that ends up to be a
543
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:57,320
get with each other, and then
sometimes no matter, no matter
544
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,520
whose point you'll we'll say was
more valid in the 1st place
545
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,920
because of their style of
arguing that point.
546
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,720
They're wrong anyway for that
tone, so it doesn't matter what
547
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,320
the original point, you know.
Does any of this sounding
548
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320
familiar?
And I feel like that's a whole
549
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,640
other trap.
I wouldn't go down that, yeah.
550
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,760
And I'm saying she's so smart
and beautiful.
551
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,440
Gosh, I'm so lucky.
Yeah, there you go.
552
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,960
Well done, Foreman.
Way to patch that up.
553
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,720
This is due to underwhelming
demand.
554
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,360
It is.
It's a podcast.
555
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,080
It's a Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
the podcast that would
556
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,560
appreciate it if all of you
people dreaming of a white
557
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,160
Christmas would just, you know,
stop.
558
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,840
Oh, come on.
It's just stop.
559
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,200
Christmas is fine.
Stop a white Christmas.
560
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,680
Is fine, but a white like it can
go after that.
561
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,120
I don't know.
Yeah, but stop dreaming.
562
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,320
The only people who dream about
white Christmas are living
563
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,000
somewhere where you don't get
one.
564
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,360
So stop it Like.
Well, no, no it OK, I.
565
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,520
Want cold.
I want the white Christmas.
566
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,560
I want snow banks in the
backyard.
567
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,360
The Christmas lights are on.
The fire's going.
568
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,880
The kids are playing.
Yeah, I'm sitting in the hot
569
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,720
tub.
Yeah.
570
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,880
Watching.
But as of January 2nd, that can
571
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,120
go away.
I know it can.
572
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,160
Go away.
December 26th as far as I am.
573
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,040
Hey, look.
It's around for New Year.
574
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,400
Goes for all you.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it
575
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,600
snow.
People stop.
576
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,560
Just stay.
You need to go somewhere hot in
577
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,200
the winter, I know.
Soon, I know.
578
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,600
I just feel like enough is
enough so far.
579
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,880
It's early yet, yeah.
We have gotten, yeah, quite a
580
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,680
bit of snow, so.
You can you can back off a bit.
581
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,040
How about that?
Dave, you'll be happy to know,
582
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,680
as I've learned lately, that
there's been a a someone's put
583
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,000
up a giant sign on a balcony in
Winnipeg since the 70s and like
584
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,960
right over a major highway that
just says in plain block
585
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
letters.
Humbug.
586
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Nice.
It's been there every year for
587
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,360
like 50 years.
I didn't know that.
588
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,000
No, I'm not going that far.
I like Christmas.
589
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,560
That's kind of hilarious.
I don't mind a little bit of
590
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,320
snow, but you know, it's early
yet.
591
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,160
All right, well, as you're
preparing for Christmas and
592
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,120
going shopping for Christmas,
how many, how many gifts have
593
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,760
you purchased for yourself while
you are Christmas shopping?
594
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,240
Not a one.
What?
595
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,160
Not one.
No.
596
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:30,040
I mean, there are so many sales,
great deals, you just can't help
597
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,720
it, right?
Yeah, well, as A has a few extra
598
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,200
things of hers that have turned
up yes now lately.
599
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,720
Yeah, you mean you get one for
you, one for me, maybe 2 for
600
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,600
you, another one for me?
No, that's not how it works.
601
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,240
Double for this person, but I
will now another one for me.
602
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,640
I have to backtrack because we
we do.
603
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:55,480
Because we're craft beer nerds,
We do an advent calendar if we
604
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,000
have a beer a day, right?
So we have an advent calendar
605
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,680
that we create ourselves.
A beer a day keeps the doctor
606
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,640
away.
So, yeah, so we go out and buy.
607
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,320
I buy beer that I'm intending to
give to.
608
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,920
So I know.
So I'll try to find a beer that
609
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,600
maybe I know she really likes.
Oh, so you make it for each
610
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,400
other.
Yeah.
611
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,320
So we same.
But sometimes I'll see a beer
612
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,280
that neither one of us has had
and I'll go, well, I'll get two
613
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,960
of those.
And so I'll say to her, you
614
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,680
don't have to do 1 today 'cause
I bought one for.
615
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,480
This one's for me.
Yeah, but no, I bought one for
616
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,920
both of us and she'll do the
same thing.
617
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,600
So technically I have bought
myself a gift, but not it's not
618
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,440
real.
Otherwise, no, I would never buy
619
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,240
anything for myself this time of
year, ever.
620
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Ever.
Ever.
621
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,680
There's a lot of great sales
and, you know, if you've bought
622
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,280
stuff for you, what did, what
did you get?
623
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,040
Because sometimes you're like, I
can't pass that up and nobody
624
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,800
else is gonna know and I gotta
buy it right now.
625
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,720
And So what I just tell Jeremy
was, well, sometimes it just,
626
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,120
you know, he just can't get to
it or whatever.
627
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,360
You know that I cancelled
Fabfitfun, right?
628
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,880
I was getting the Fabfitfun
subscription.
629
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,960
Oh, I wish you had told us that.
Well, I can.
630
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,600
Tell you that it was about a
year ago that I cancelled it I.
631
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,960
Don't remember that, for all the
reasons we consistently
632
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,880
highlighted every time you
mentioned not.
633
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,040
To.
Well, anyway, so they had a
634
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,160
really great sale on for Black
Friday and.
635
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,360
Didn't.
React I'm I'm a member again.
636
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,360
Oh no.
OK, so how much box arrived?
637
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,600
That's.
About 500 bucks a year Canadian.
638
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,400
Just complete crap.
It's not crap.
639
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,320
They have great products.
Actually I was running low, so I
640
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,120
was like, I'll just, I'll just
renew.
641
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,080
Can't believe that even.
Exists.
642
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,280
So wow.
Wow.
643
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,840
And. $500.
So I mentioned it to Jeremy one
644
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,040
night.
We were sitting on the couch and
645
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,200
I was like, I think I'm gonna
redo this.
646
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,800
And he might have been on his
phone or watching TV.
647
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,320
And anyway, I'm not sure he
heard me.
648
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,640
But the box arrived.
And so then I brought it in and
649
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,320
then the doorbell rang 'cause it
was delivered.
650
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,080
And Julia went out and I was
like, oh, that's for me.
651
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,880
And Jeremy's like, what is it?
And I was like, it's back.
652
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,040
And he's like, Oh my God, you
did it.
653
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,440
It's Christmas.
I said, I know, but I couldn't
654
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,200
help it.
It's such a great prod.
655
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,200
It's.
Such a great thing.
656
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,000
I just love getting them.
Wow.
657
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,920
Well, I refer you back to the
last segment where we mentioned
658
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,520
high maintenance.
But he's not going to get that
659
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,520
for me.
So I got it myself.
660
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,040
And that was when, you know,
when it was being delivered.
661
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,400
So I can't help it.
I can't help that.
662
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,920
Obviously not.
OK, well what when you when you
663
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:43,280
when you're doing your Christmas
shopping for yourself?
664
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,080
Yes.
Do you try to balance out, you
665
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,840
know, money wise, budget wise,
what everybody gets?
666
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,840
So are you gonna, is Jeremy
going to get something of the
667
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,160
same value?
And I would argue that that's
668
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,560
valueless.
What you bought, yes, but
669
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,800
correct.
I would not argue that.
670
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,160
Objectively, Dave's correct.
No, no, yeah, he's getting
671
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,840
several things that add up to
enough.
672
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,080
Yeah.
Like per month, really.
673
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,560
As a subscription, yeah.
No, right.
674
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,280
I mean, no, he's not getting a
subscription, but he's getting a
675
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,440
few.
That will add up to that, at
676
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,880
least to that.
And has he bought anything for
677
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,280
you?
Of course.
678
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,440
Yes, he has.
I don't know what he's got for
679
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,800
me though.
So you're going to make out like
680
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,120
a bandit.
Although I do know that he did
681
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,600
get me some pajamas because I
ordered them myself because it
682
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,920
was also a Black Friday deal.
And I was like, I'll just get
683
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,480
and you can just give these to
me on Christmas.
684
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,760
So that was.
You just ignored the whole you
685
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,840
make out like a bandit thing.
You just.
686
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,480
You do you.
Know so does he, so does he.
687
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,160
I you know what?
When I buy gifts I go overboard
688
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,720
and my family tells me you've
got to stop.
689
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,800
It's because I do love to give
gifts also in addition to buying
690
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,400
things for my own self.
You just love to give gifts to
691
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,560
to not only everybody, but to
yourself as well.
692
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,960
Yes, you can't help yourself.
You just love giving gifts.
693
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,800
But I can't be the only one.
I'm sure you're buying things
694
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,840
for yourself because you're
finding things that you like
695
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,760
when you're shopping for other
people, right?
696
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,440
So you, I'm, I'm sure you're
finding something for yourself.
697
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,920
It can't be just me.
Well, I'm the beneficiary of of
698
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,880
some of that.
I am the beneficiary of some of
699
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:33,440
that because my wife through the
year we'll purchase, she'll see
700
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,159
something generally while she's
on a computer online on her
701
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,560
phone something and go Oh well,
I would like that.
702
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,000
I will order that because it's
on sale and then when it comes
703
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,639
she'll just put it somewhere and
then the closer the Christmas we
704
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:53,960
get she goes, oh I bought this
about 3-4 months ago, you can
705
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,880
give it to me for Christmas.
Right.
706
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,360
And I'm like, OK, great, that
doesn't stop me from going out
707
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,640
and buying Christmas gifts.
She.
708
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,280
Needs to have a few surprises,
but at least then she's getting
709
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,200
the size or the color or
whatever the items.
710
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:12,560
Like she did you then, since
you've given yourself this fun
711
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,000
box, whatever it is, Yeah.
For Christmas keeps giving.
712
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,120
It's not really for.
Christmas.
713
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,880
It's just to yourself for
Christmas.
714
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,720
And when it arrived at the door
the other day, I'm going to
715
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,720
assume you gave it directly to
Jeremy so he could wrap.
716
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,240
It I gave it to myself and
opened it right away.
717
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,120
OK, so then it's not?
A Julia was right there beside
718
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,640
me.
Oh, it's.
719
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:34,040
Not a Christmas gift then.
It's just I just gave something
720
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,960
to myself.
I bought this for myself and it
721
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,200
happened to be purchased around
Christmas.
722
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,400
I see.
OK.
723
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,440
I mean, if we could go around
Willy nilly buying all kinds of
724
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,360
stuff for ourselves, we could.
But yeah, see our bank account,
725
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120
it only is so much money in
Yeah.
726
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,280
And that's, yeah, that happens
at my house too.
727
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,640
But you know.
And all that money is directed
728
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,200
at the children's gifts.
So Ashley and I are debating
729
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,720
should we get each other stay in
air fryer this year?
730
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,080
That's.
That's how the adult gifts work
731
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,400
in our house.
Oh, OK, see, you're not giving
732
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,440
gifts.
No decision has been made yet.
733
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,360
But I that's very different from
my house.
734
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Yeah, clearly, very clearly.
It's slightly different from
735
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,400
mine too, but not to the degree
that Rachel, it's slightly
736
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,640
different.
It's slightly different here.
737
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,720
Well, it's going to be a very
Merry Christmas.
738
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720
For everyone.
Yeah.
739
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,160
I like that.
You love to give gifts.
740
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,640
Sure.
I question that you like to give
741
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,480
gifts to yourself.
Well, and I try not to, but this
742
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,560
one I just couldn't pass up.
Yeah, you know, sure.
743
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,760
The this is due to underwhelming
demand.
744
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,440
It's a podcast where Dave,
Rachel and Foreman and I want
745
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,320
Rachel to break this to you
gently, but this may be the last
746
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,360
podcast for a bit.
Yeah, well, till after
747
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Christmas.
It's Rachelle fault.
748
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,560
Gosh, that's son and ominous.
It's just for Christmas.
749
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,280
It's just a.
Christmas for a few weeks I'm
750
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,040
going away to my sisters house
and then we're and then it's
751
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,560
Christmas and it's just busy so
we're not.
752
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,680
Able to get them from from us.
We're not going to be around for
753
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Christmas.
You're welcome.
754
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,240
Rachel's gonna be buried in Cape
Breton, yes?
755
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Well, no, I'll be back anyway,
yeah.
756
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,360
I think they quite literally
just got married. 4050, sixty
757
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,480
something centimeters.
Of snow I know.
758
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,320
And you know what?
That.
759
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,800
Enough my.
Sister's tree fell on her house.
760
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,200
Oh, so it didn't, it didn't
break anything, but it was this
761
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,000
big tall tree and it's like on
the roof, like lean.
762
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,040
Oh, it's yeah, they they got
really hammered.
763
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,320
Have a great time, yeah.
Well, hopefully that's gone by
764
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,240
the time we get there.
I don't know because the flight
765
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,360
won't go out and.
See, and, and they're always the
766
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,920
saving grace of no matter how
bad a storm might be in Halifax,
767
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,000
Scotty, you always know it's
worse than Cape.
768
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,360
Breton It's worse than great,
that's true.
769
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,840
That's a good point, I know.
Anyway, if you would like, if
770
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,720
you would like us to keep doing
our podcast and, and we intend
771
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:43,840
to keep doing our podcast, but
had there been a sponsor for
772
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,200
next week's podcast, we wouldn't
be taking the week.
773
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,880
Well, we would have to figure
that out.
774
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,960
We.
Would have had to figure.
775
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,320
That out not really around
recording we.
776
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,560
Would have we would have figured
it out and how, how, how can you
777
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,240
sponsor this podcast?
Well, you can go to our website
778
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,800
underwhelming.ca.
There's sponsorship page there.
779
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,560
There's a sponsorship page.
You can check that out.
780
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,640
You can e-mail us Dave
rachelforeman@gmail.com.
781
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,440
Great deals for packages and
more multiple.
782
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,760
Episodes as we Santa gave us a
shout out.
783
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,360
You can do shout outs, anything
at all.
784
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,200
You could buy us coffees, feel
free.
785
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,960
Sure, and coming soon, Dud
Murch.
786
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,520
Oh.
It's in the works.
787
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,200
Maybe by the time this is
published, we'll have it ready
788
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:27,760
to.
Go.
789
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,080
We'll see.
This is coming the.
790
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Thing I'm waiting on, I ordered
a couple of pieces to see what
791
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,880
it was like because we've, you
know, quality control.
792
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,560
Quality.
Control.
793
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,960
I'm doing the quality so we'll
see and and then once I approve
794
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,640
that, it'll be fine.
You are them.
795
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Are you gifting them to someone
on your list?
796
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,360
No.
Another gift for yourself.
797
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,480
Yeah, Yeah.
I didn't think about that,
798
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,640
although Julia asked me if she
could have some, so I ordered a
799
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,480
sweater and a took and we'll
see, maybe.
800
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,920
All right, you let us know.
Merch is coming.
801
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,040
Merch.
The merch is underwhelming, just
802
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,920
like our podcast, so okay, keep
an eye out for that.
803
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,440
Let us know what you like and
don't like and because you know
804
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,720
it's for you.
So we'll do that.
805
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,360
OK?
We've got lots of emails.
806
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,680
I've got a few things here.
Last week I talked about how
807
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,120
Jeremy's was on a training and
they took a bio break and I was
808
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,040
like what the fuck is that?
Just call it a break.
809
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,160
Oh my gosh.
I'm in a business planning
810
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,440
workshop today and they just
told us to take a 15 minute bio
811
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,520
break.
Bio Breaks.
812
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Actual fuck.
She's like, you're right it's
813
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,560
weird.
Just call it a break.
814
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,800
It is weird.
Like what do you think I'm doing
815
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,840
on my break?
Like bio break?
816
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,520
You don't say go, they'll have a
smoke break.
817
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,120
Assuming everybody needs to go.
No, just just.
818
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,440
Bio break break break means you
could do anything.
819
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,680
What do you break?
Break means that break means the
820
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,960
same thing I.
Like it Bio.
821
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,600
Break makes you sound like an
idiot.
822
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,800
Well, we're taking a bio break
for a few weeks.
823
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,360
No, we're just taking a break.
It's a bio break for a Christmas
824
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,960
break.
Actually, it already has a name.
825
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,360
About the Christmas gift story,
I just listened to your last
826
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,440
episode and I have a weird gift
story.
827
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,520
The first Christmas I spent with
my husband's family, there were
828
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,240
gifts under the tree for him,
his three siblings, and myself,
829
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:17,800
all labeled from Aunt Flo.
My husband doesn't have anyone
830
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,400
in his family named Flo, and
when I was younger, a visit from
831
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,360
Aunt Flo meant you were getting
your period.
832
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,200
Yeah, it that's what it means.
Yeah, this is getting very.
833
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,680
Uncomfortable.
So I already thought it was
834
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,320
weird.
Turns out there was some old
835
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,160
Christmas song that referred to
receiving underwear from Aunt
836
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,800
Flo.
So every year since they were
837
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,320
kids they would get underwear
from Aunt Flo.
838
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,360
His mom continued this tradition
until after my kids were born
839
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,720
until someone finally told her
it was a bit weird.
840
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,080
I think the partners got thrown
under the bus as the final straw
841
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,640
because it was weird to receive
underwear from your
842
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
mother-in-law.
But I'll never forget how
843
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,840
awkward it was to open a pair of
underwear in front of my in laws
844
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,800
and my husband, and we'd only
been dating for a few months at
845
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,360
that point.
That would be awkward.
846
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,160
That's awkward.
That is awkward.
847
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,120
Yeah.
Yeah.
848
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,000
Well, on the same subject
matter, I bet I better get in
849
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,120
some of Megan's comments from
Spotify.
850
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,600
OK, you'll recognize which Megan
in a second, right?
851
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,320
Who first?
First comment is?
852
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,760
To be fair, I saw the meme on
Rachel's story.
853
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,800
You know which one?
Yes, and I laughed out loud.
854
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,120
I'm happy I am Rachel's kind of
person.
855
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,480
Thank.
You Megan, Megan, you are
856
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,800
parentheses penis girl.
Yes, the Dick themed gifts, yes.
857
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,240
Right.
And so from the last episode
858
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,720
Megan says.
Oh my gosh.
859
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,840
OMG the monotone Megan from
Foreman after Dave mentioned gag
860
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:48,080
gifts made me laugh out loud.
To be clear, there you go, this
861
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,160
is just my sister and I.
I am actually a great giver of
862
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,480
gifts otherwise, I swear.
OK.
863
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,040
OK, well, I believe that.
But I'm strangely flattered that
864
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,480
I was the inspiration behind the
episode title.
865
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,360
I'll send photos of some of the
gifts via e-mail one day.
866
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,120
OK.
I would like to see them
867
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,040
actually you're going that.
Drawer.
868
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,640
You're the only one.
I need to see your collection of
869
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,120
Dicks, I told.
You I do not want to see.
870
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,280
OK collect give an e-mail from
Howie who sent us a message on
871
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,760
our website which you can do
underwhelming.ca.
872
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,080
Howie says I am weighing in with
butter.
873
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,240
Thank you.
When you use a lot in baking
874
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,640
every week it when it goes on
sale you grab it and stock up
875
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,480
because paying $8 for butter is
insane.
876
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,040
That being said Giant tiger has
it on for 444 this week limit 4.
877
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,840
So I grabbed my forum, my wife
grabbed 4 and we had eight.
878
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,560
And when stores get butter in
it's always frozen like a GT
879
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,840
where I got mine this week.
Oh I didn't, I know they were.
880
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,640
It was frozen when stores got
it.
881
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,160
Really.
Thanks to everybody backing me
882
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,400
up in the butter.
Buy it.
883
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,320
That would I would.
Be there I think when they
884
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,760
receive it and then it thaws in
the fridge when they.
885
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,560
And then how much worse are you
making it by refreezing?
886
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,800
It.
I don't know that's true.
887
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,040
Oh yeah, we have a.
Point.
888
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Yeah, right.
We have another e-mail from
889
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Debbie.
Remember she sent us an e-mail a
890
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,000
while ago and she was on episode
138.
891
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,040
Well, she's caught up now,
Debbie.
892
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,360
She says, hey there, I'm caught
up.
893
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,000
And I heard on the last episode
when you read my e-mail, Foreman
894
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,760
said he would tell me offline
what parking lot he uses.
895
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,160
I haven't seen that.
Can you let me know?
896
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,560
Yes, we'll do.
You need to e-mail her back
897
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,200
because she wrote to us.
Yeah, by the way, to you for the
898
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,080
last week, it's it's free again,
Deb, okay.
899
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,960
Is it?
Nobody checking anything.
900
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,760
Free again.
There's so many messages this
901
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,720
week, Ben sent us a message.
He says.
902
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,760
I watch you guys every week on
YouTube.
903
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,920
I just watched episode 143.
Drawer full of Dicks Rachel.
904
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,520
I also freeze my shredded cheese
and my butter.
905
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,760
Thank you.
And also thank you for not
906
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,440
censoring your podcast.
OK, if you're buying shredded
907
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,560
cheese, that's another problem
altogether because they put
908
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,040
because they put chemicals in it
so it will stay shredded.
909
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,400
Otherwise it would all stick
together when they sell it in
910
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,840
the store.
So that's it's full of Yeah,
911
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,800
you'd, she said.
Shred your own cheese.
912
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,840
Don't do, don't buy that.
Stuff and I will actually give
913
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,440
y'all freezing people 1/2 a
point because Kamiko who listens
914
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,000
did have a point where she will
shred.
915
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,200
She will have a block of tree
shredded, shredded herself,
916
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,000
right?
Right.
917
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,040
And and put it into different
portions of whatever in freezer
918
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,080
bags and then freeze that.
OK, so when needed it's already
919
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,720
done and shredded as long as
it's not in there for too long.
920
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,680
But.
That'll give her a half a point
921
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,440
for that.
It takes so a lot of.
922
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,600
Time for half a point.
It takes so little time to shred
923
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,520
cheese, why would you buy it in
a bag you.
924
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,760
Guys are so hard to please.
Well, I'm just telling you like,
925
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,760
there's chemicals in it.
Stop it.
926
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,280
OK, I've one last e-mail from
our favorite listener, Foreman's
927
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,120
mom.
Oh.
928
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,360
Gosh, do we want to do that
before or after?
929
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,920
Because we you have some more.
Well, I've got some fun our
930
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,080
Spotify Wrapped as a show has.
Come, I wanted to sit back and
931
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,880
just enjoy the e-mail, but OK,
I'll wait.
932
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,480
To the end.
Let's do it.
933
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,200
OK.
Yeah.
934
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,640
Total new audience this year is
up 214%.
935
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,640
Wow.
All right.
936
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,000
That's 229,000 minutes you've
listened to.
937
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,160
Thank.
You.
938
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,600
Thank you.
That's amazing.
939
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Yeah, the episode that was
played 30% more than our average
940
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,760
episode.
Bag full of Dicks?
941
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,960
No drawer full of Dicks.
No, not yet, because that was
942
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,840
only last week, so it wasn't
enough time yet.
943
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:42,960
Yeah, a real bummer.
Episode 120 from April 2025.
944
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,200
Why was that so good?
I don't know the topics
945
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,840
included.
Dave is in on the latest Costco
946
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,000
craze.
OK, will Rachel play more
947
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,360
hockey?
And Foreman digs himself a
948
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,080
bigger hole.
Yeah, riveting.
949
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,840
OK.
Riveting, yeah.
950
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,320
Sure, We've reached 12 countries
this year in in order, Canada
951
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:12,040
#1, followed by the US, the UK,
Brazil and at #5, Uzbekistan.
952
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,880
Really.
Who's listening from Uzbekistan?
953
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,880
That's awesome, somebody.
Somebody else if you're
954
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,640
listening.
From outside of Canada, I want
955
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,120
to hear from you, yes.
Please.
956
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,800
I want to know who's listening.
Dave rachelforeman@gmail.com
957
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,360
please tell us.
I want to know where you're
958
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,360
from.
We are a top 10 show for 291
959
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,440
fans.
We're a top five show for 250
960
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,640
fans.
We're a #1 show for 121 fans.
961
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,760
Wow.
Half of our top fans have binged
962
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,160
2 or more episodes in a single
day.
963
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,320
Half of our top fans hit play
within the 1st 24 hours of a new
964
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,480
episode.
Our fans listen to us longer
965
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,960
than 96% of other shows they
listen to.
966
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:00,680
We get an average rating higher
than 94% of other shows and more
967
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,560
comments than 97% of other
shows.
968
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,000
Wow, that's.
A good.
969
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:10,280
The top other show they listen
to, Yes, is Armchair Expert with
970
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,400
Dax Shepard.
OK, good one.
971
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,720
I've never heard that one.
It's it's OK.
972
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,680
It's a great guest.
You did a great long episode
973
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,560
with Luke Combs.
It's fascinating.
974
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,200
I just don't really.
Honestly, I don't like him.
975
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,600
I'm not the biggest.
Why?
976
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,000
I don't know him.
He's, you know, I, I feel the
977
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,920
same way about him as I feel
about the girl in the Wicked
978
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,720
movie, Ariana Grande.
I don't really like her either.
979
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,000
She's really good.
She's really good in the Wicked
980
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,280
movie, but I I assume she's just
playing herself which is why I
981
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,240
don't like.
Her it does seem like that.
982
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,520
Yeah yeah.
The final the final stat we have
983
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,720
here from our Spotify Wrapped as
a show 2025 yes.
984
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,880
The top artists our fans listen
to, yes.
985
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,720
Any guesses?
Luke Combs.
986
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,720
He's #3.
Oh.
987
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,760
Oh the what's his name?
God, I can't remember.
988
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,920
I don't know.
Can't.
989
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,880
I can't.
Put that person on the list.
990
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,160
Put my tongue.
Yeah, another country.
991
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,160
You know the popular.
The guy that throws chairs.
992
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:18,000
Yeah, Morgan wallin #1 and Luke
Combs is #3 OK gym bag.
993
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,880
Our number two top artist that
all our fans listen to is Taylor
994
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,680
Swift.
Swift.
995
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,440
I mean, that's everybody's
number 2 except gym bags, I
996
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,000
think.
Gym bag.
997
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,280
Yeah, so we're Morgan Wallin,
Taylor Swift, Luke Combs,
998
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,880
followed at #4 by Nickelback.
What?
999
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,720
Yeah, rage.
Yeah, rage does not like.
1000
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,560
Not me.
Rounding out the top five?
1001
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,040
Eminem.
Really.
1002
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,800
Wow, what?
A what?
1003
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,480
An eclectic group.
That's a very eclectic group,
1004
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,400
yes.
Yeah.
1005
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,240
OK, it's a very pale group, but
it's.
1006
00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,160
Eclectic.
It's a quite pale that's.
1007
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,040
Very eclectic.
Yes, right.
1008
00:49:59,200 --> 00:49:59,760
OK.
All right.
1009
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,920
OK.
Thank you, Forman.
1010
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,600
Thank you for the rap and now.
I like Spotify, rapt.
1011
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,280
I, I like that it gives us all
that anyway.
1012
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,760
OK, yeah, we've an e-mail from
Forman's mom, who says, dear
1013
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,600
Dave, Rachel and Forman.
I thoroughly enjoyed episode
1014
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:21,200
143, Drawer full of Dicks with
earmuffs Foreman.
1015
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,680
With regards to the parking game
though, this is for you.
1016
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Dave suggested that a paid
parking space should be a
1017
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,320
feature added to any job offer.
However, he was admonished for
1018
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,800
being behind the times and told
deals like that do not exist.
1019
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,160
They don't.
When I moved to from Montreal to
1020
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,840
Ottawa in 1973, I added an
unusual condition to my job
1021
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,560
offer that my new employer had
to pay for moving my horse.
1022
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,200
Not Windsor, but my first horse
of a lifetime.
1023
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,400
Paid parking was not a priority
for me then.
1024
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,320
I was lucky to source.
Removal was.
1025
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,520
I was lucky to skate to work on
the Rideau Canal many winters.
1026
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,840
Oh, she was skate.
She was working near there, so
1027
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,280
she skated there I think.
That's not a, that's not a
1028
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,720
convenient way of commuting
because that lasts like less
1029
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,360
than a month, a year.
She skated to work.
1030
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,080
Oh right, I'm yeah, I'm reading
that.
1031
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,760
I was lucky to skate to work on
the Rideau Canal for many winter
1032
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,120
days so I didn't need parking,
just a backpack for my boots.
1033
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,000
There you go.
Fascinating.
1034
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,920
OK, that's.
Amazing.
1035
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,960
Dave, the list of off limit
gifts was very funny.
1036
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,880
I have a suggestion to
compliment Megane Family Dick
1037
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,920
theme which may fall into either
category 4 Intimate clothing or
1038
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,040
Category 2 Hygiene items or
simply Category XA Drawer full
1039
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,640
of Dicks.
A hybrid rubber plant created by
1040
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:44,080
a family member who shall remain
nameless is a stylish addition
1041
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,280
to anyone's Knick knack shelf.
It is so cute and under the
1042
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,360
radar that many people may not
get it unless they read the
1043
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,520
plants care description.
Do you know what that is for
1044
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,120
Foreman?
No.
1045
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:01,680
Oh, I see a rubber plant like
maybe like a like a dildo like
1046
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,000
you're sticking that on your
shelf.
1047
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,920
I don't get it.
I'm looking forward to hearing
1048
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,920
other suggestions from off limit
gifts from your listeners.
1049
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,880
Foreman's done now he's leaving
the podcast.
1050
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,840
You've.
Ruined Foreman's Life, OK.
1051
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,160
Foreman's He's literally left
the.
1052
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,240
He's left the building and I
don't.
1053
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,040
Blame him.
A rubber plant, but it's in.
1054
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,480
Yeah, well.
But it's in quotes so I wasn't
1055
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,360
sure.
OK, Happy holidays.
1056
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,120
Merry Christmas, see you in the
new year.
1057
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,760
Well, maybe.
Foreman might just be us.
1058
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,000
Just maybe the two of us.