FILL THE CART! (Ep. 138)

0:00 It was like puberty. It was something like that. We did it on end for like 20 minutes, just me and Jeremy, and then Kendall started getting into it and Julia was just like. That's enough. Oh my God, I was dying. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast. It's the podcast that that's all dressed for Halloween. Have a look at us. Foreman came as a happy, though smug, gloating and insufferable Blue Jay fan. There he is.

0:42 At the time of this recording, the World Series hasn't started yet, so right may already be out of context, right? Because those last three can really haunt you, you know that, right? They can. Rachel, as always, great work on the costume. A ghoulish vampire. Just look at how pale she. Is. My God. That's true. Ghostly. Actually, I don't know how you do that. A see through as Casper. Neither do I, to be honest. Right. And I'm dressed as someone who just doesn't want to be here. I really need to come up with a different costume because I feel like I've dressed this way for the last. The same.

1:23 Several years, yeah. Anyway, yeah. Halloween on on the podcast today Rachel is going to sing a puberty song. Can't wait for that. I'm excited Foreman is looking for someone, anyone to watch the World Series with him. Well, no, I it's more would you, are you could you fake interest in sports for your partner? You sure can. I heard it. And how? OK. And and we will start with that in mind. We will start. We'll begin with I have a question for you. Does does not liking the Blue Jays make me uncanadian? Yes.

2:08 Yes. Absolutely. Case closed, you guys 100%. You're wearing red and blue tonight though. What is that? Go Blue Jays. That is the Toledo Mud Hands, one of the farm teams of the Detroit Tigers, my favorite baseball. Team OK. The Detroit Tigers. Right, you're. Allowed to cheer for the Tigers or whatever if they were still playing, but they're not, so your only option is. I am OK. Let me explain something to you. Let me explain something to you. Blue Jays or you don't watch it at all. Yeah. Well, I probably. That's. It I'm probably not going to watch it, but I am I I will explain why I will watch it. You're a baseball fan.

2:48 I love baseball. Growing up, when I was a kid, I played baseball, I played hockey and I was better at baseball, I believe because it's not done on skates. Can confirm my God. Same name, same. Anyway, so I, I, I do like baseball. You were right for him. And when I was very young, I loved the Yankees. And then and then hang on, hang on, don't care. And then, and then Canada actually got a baseball team. We got a team. And I loved that team, the Montreal Expos. The Montreal Expos, they were my team. That's my Canadian team. And then I got a little older and I moved to Windsor and I spent a number of years in Windsor and I fell in love with the Detroit Tigers.

3:36 I mean, I got to go to, I got passes, I got to go to a lot of games. I love baseball. And so I became a Tiger fan. But I had the National League, you know, I had the American League, I got the Tigers and the National League. I had the Expos. And I really didn't care about the Toronto Blue Jays. I just didn't. I didn't care about them. I didn't know anything about them. I just didn't care. I had Toronto in the I mean, I'm sorry, I had Detroit and I love the Expos and I had the the Expos almost. Did they make it to the World Series? They were close. There was the time when baseball was going on strike a lot. Anyway, long story. The whole story, it was the IT was the baseball strike of 94. The Expos would have probably won cause on paper they were by. Far the best team and then they didn't get. There after Toronto just won back-to-back World Series type of half.

4:27 Yeah, I'll get to that as a matter of. Fact. I'll get to SO. Anyway, the other day I'm at the this will be two days ago, but it's the other day because the podcast comes later. Somebody said to me two days ago, Oh, it was another guy that I know at the golf course. Well, I bet you'll be watching the game tonight. Oh, you mean the Lions game and he goes Lions game. No, the the Blue Jays. Oh, I said I hate the Blue Jays. No, I'm not watching the Blue Jays. Oh. My God. I don't, I don't care about the Blue Jays. And he literally said, well, that's uncanadian. Yeah, How? Yeah, in a different way than my because my wife Ashley would say the same thing. I don't care.

5:09 I didn't know there was a game. Who cares? Don't like? But she's never already a baseball fan. Well, I'm a fan. I mean, my interest in the World Series, to be honest with you, quite frankly, is they've got this guy playing for the Dodgers who's. The best player of any sport ever. He. Could ever play. He could be one of the greatest baseball. We don't know yet, but he could be one of the greatest baseball. Players better than every baseball player ever. Well, no, he's not better than Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth pitched and hit home runs in a World Series, but he's about to do that. Maybe. Maybe. So I'm curious to watch who I consider to be the greatest baseball player alive today. And he plays for the Dodgers playing. Against the son of your favorite teams. *. Player in Vladimir Guerrero, senior on the Montreal Expos. Yeah, I don't care about that now. I will give them.

6:09 There are two, there are, listen, there are two Canadians, people that say you run Canadian. Look, it's just a, it's a baseball team and it's based in Toronto, which is a city I, I fundamentally don't like. I don't know about you guys, but Toronto is. Well, I don't want to live there, but. Exactly, Yeah. Exactly, and I don't like their other sports teams. Well, I do see that's that's where we're. Different. That's where we're different. That's where we're different. Anyway, here's a look at this. I've kept it. This is a ticket to game game four of the World Series 1992 Foreman. I was there. Wow. I was, yeah. That's why I kept. It how much did it cost?

6:51 Like 6 bucks I. Will tell you what it costs for those who are spending a lot of money for tickets. Yeah, $72. I didn't pay for it. I got to go. Labatt's had something to do with the Blue Jays. Well, they owned. Them, they started them. That's why they're the Blue Jays. Yes, exactly. And so I was. The Blue Jays won it. I was cheering for Atlanta. I I will freely admit that I didn't like them then. I don't like them. It's nothing. OK, here's my opinion because I don't really care about sports, as you know, no, but I think that if, you know, the Blue Jays are the only Canadian team. So when the only Canadian team makes it to the World Series of America is already against them, so all of Canada has to be for them. Stop.

7:39 That's nonsense. I know people who are fans of the Boston Bruins or It doesn't matter which NHL team you like. It doesn't have to be Canadian. It doesn't when. Edmonton's in the Stanley Cup Final. I'm cheering for them, not Florida. Well, no, I did too, but only because I can't stand Florida. If the Canadians at the Montreal Canadiens were in the Stanley Cup against Florida, I don't like the Canadians. You know, I'm a Leaf fan. I don't like the Canadians, I don't like Ottawa. I'll cheer for the Oilers, I won't cheer for. Ottawa I'll never cheer for. I'm not cheering for the Leafs. I. Know exactly? Oh my God, you. See what I'm saying? It's OK, you know. You're going to cheer for the, I mean, truth.

8:21 I think the Dodgers are going to win because of Shohei Otani. No, I'm sorry. I know. But we all know it. And I think you just have to be. I hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong. Look, I here's the thing. The guy says to me, You run Canadian? I said, hey, on a second, the Seattle team has 2 Canadian baseball players and the Blue Jays only have one. If I'm cheer for the Seattle, that makes me more Canadian doesn't it? It's got more Canadian players. No. What do? You mean no, they're not our team? They don't represent us. They don't. Have the representing the. Little Red. Thing on their. Thing stop with that nailer. 'S got it on his belt.

9:01 It's a. Logo. Who cares? It's about even the players talk about it. They talk about it all the time and how they know that they they get to play here for a whole country. Every other player in baseball gets to play for a city. Yeah, they play for a country. They know that they feel. That you can tell them that they're not playing for the entire country. OK, everybody, minus Dave. Yeah. I could probably find two or three others. And one friggin guy that I used to work with in Halifax who came from Vancouver, who's. Head to. Toe him. He was at the game, he was at Game 7 when the Mariners lost and I enjoyed that because of him. Oh, he's. The Mariners. Oh yeah?

9:42 Who is he? Well, because he's from Vancouver. Yeah, of course of. Course, there's only a couple of them there. Right. Go, Dodgers. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast That's like a pumpkin. It looks OK until you get into it and find a sloppy, gooey, icky crappy mess. But with but with.

10:24 Seeds with seeds. That's exactly what I was going to. Say, yeah, I thought seeds would be a good thing, yeah. And then you leave it on your porch till March and then see what it looks like. Then it rots. Yeah. You cut it open and then it rots. Then hey, don't get ahead of what I'm going to use next week. Oh. Sorry, right. Yeah, stop. Well, no. This week I actually would like to know if anyone is or at least has or would consider faking interest in sports just for the sake of your partner. Faking it. Yeah, just fake it. I mean, you, Rachel, you don't like sports. Jeremy will have curling.

11:07 On you. If there's a really important game of whatever sports can, you just for his sake should sit down and pretend you're looking at the TV. So I actually, we do sit together in the room, in the living room and watch TV. We don't really. We have other TV's. We just don't use them like ever. So I do, I am I, I wouldn't say that I'm faking interest. I would say I'm being forced to sit there while he's watching it. Well, well, I scroll my phone. Are you? Feigning any interest? No, no. However, right now I am interested because I do like baseball. I played a little baseball when I was a kid and so I will watch baseball and, and the World Series is it's exciting. So I'll watch that and I'm into it and Kendall's into it. She's like, if anyone's going to, you know, if Jeremy's going to have a friend and anyone in the house, it's Kendall who will watch sports with him.

12:05 Well, that's good. And I was like, you got to teach her about all this stuff because like, nobody taught me. I didn't have anyone to really teach me this stuff. And so it's up to you. You got to teach her. I know he's. Interested. Sometimes she's 8, same as Kendall, and she'll watch 5 up to 10 minutes of a hockey game or up to 10 minutes of baseball. Yeah, and ask. Questions and you're like OK, I'll I'll mansplain the hell out of this if you really I want the answer right. Wow. At least she can fake and dressed. Yeah, I, I dragged my, my daughter to, I mean, she, I mean, we travel to baseball games because I love baseball, as you know, and I like to go and see as many baseball parks as I can before I can't do that anymore, you know?

12:50 So she's been to Fenway Park, but she never cared like 3 innings in. She's like when are we leaving really? And that's I. Like going to live events. I think my kids like, they like it live. Like they'll go and have fun, Yeah. What about Jana though? Will she? Does she? Like it or is. She faking interests. Jab played baseball. Actually, I have a great story about Jab. Yeah, I have a great story about Jana playing baseball. With that, I won't tell 'cause she gets really mad when I when I tell this story because her father told it to me and I love it and it tells me everything I need to know about Jana, but I won't tell it. But she played baseball. She was a good baseball player. OK. How are you?

13:30 Going to leave us without that story. You can't. You can't set up a story and then be like. Yeah, I can't do it. This is the. Greatest story ever told that you'll never hear. No, yeah, it's just a really good story about Jana. That's. That's what I want. That's what I I will tell you guys, but not here. I. Can't. Well, I'm sorry you asked if Jana watched. She played baseball, was pretty good ball player, was it so? She watches. Yeah, to be honest, when we go to the baseball game, she loves it. As for what's been going on, like the Tigers were playing, they played Seattle, I had the games on. She's more into she's all of a sudden into football now. I don't know why.

14:13 Oh, could be the Taylor Swift thing. She likes the the Kelsey Brothers. So then she likes Philadelphia, she likes Kansas City. She has an interest in Detroit. She likes football. Well, she's all over the place. Yeah, yeah, no. She doesn't care about any sport at all, period. No matter what, no matter the team, the sport, what's happening. Couldn't care less. And also grew up playing baseball. Was a pitcher. Oh yeah, I think I knew. That better I brought. This up on country 104 and people are like she played, she doesn't watch what I'm like. Those are two varied just because you played the sports. I mean, you watch it. Yeah, yeah, it's true, because Jan Janice Sandwich played the sport.

14:55 But she doesn't seem when we go to a ball game, she's there, she's into it. But when it's on TV. And some people just coexist. It's like you and Jeremy seem to coexist their sports on You're not watching, You don't care. Do you glance at the TV? Yeah, sometimes. And then like now that it's the World Series with the, you know, I, I was, I was paying more attention, right. So, so he was like happy about that because that he wasn't alone in cheering. Exactly. Yeah, You know, and I would get. Into with them. So like someone who called the radio station thought, well I need better snacks. I need to put out charcuterie and like have a whole dinner party to get her to come to the same room as me to watch. Sports.

15:37 Yeah, nice charcuterie board. That's a lot, yeah. Yeah. No, we don't want to see that's that's not how. It works. She's like, you know what man? Snacks you want charcuterie. You get some wine and have some. Cheeses. Not man snacks. That's not that's not how you watch. Sports. No, it isn't. I think it would be better the way either what Rachel's doing or what another young woman who called to say. She's like, I go to my he's like my boyfriend watches football all day every Sunday. She's like from 1:00 till when it like the whole day, right? She's like, and I will go there every Sunday. And she uses it like, it's like a thing in her brain now where she says as soon as that football theme song starts, it's time to have a nap. And she sleeps the whole day beside him. Yep.

16:26 But they're there watching football together. There you go. That works. Yeah, exactly. You can just fall asleep or just scroll on your phone, do a little shopping, fill your, fill some carts, whatever you want. Maybe not that that might be a bad idea. Why? Not cards, because that costs. A lot of money. Well, you don't have to check out. You just fill the cart, that's all. Fill like a game and leave it. Is that the game? Who needs games? Who needs apps, right? Who needs Word? All we got fill the cart. Yeah, that's a game that's fun. You do you with anything. You put stuff in the cart and then just get rid of it like. Yeah, I just leave it there. Leave it there's, see if they. Send you an e-mail to give you 10% off nothing that's still sitting in your. Cart.

17:09 Yeah. Hey, did you forget something? They always send that e-mail. We'll give you 5%. Everyone right now, don't you guys do that? I don't know. I don't tend to put anything in a cart. At all. Put anything in a cart unless I'm going to buy it, yes. Because someone else is already doing a lot of that. Yeah, yeah. What's on sale at this store today? I don't know until I go to the website. That's not a thing that I will fake interest in. So yeah, me either. Maybe we're better. I can't. I guess your answer is no then. Yes. No before. We had stuff on demand. I watched. I watched 16 and Pregnant. I watched Teen Mom. I watched all those shows. With her. And then things became on demand and I never had to ever again. And I won't.

17:55 Maybe you just need a pillow teddy bear. Yes. You're blankie. Now we've gotten to the root of it. I think it's that's enough of delving into Foreman's psyche. I feel like we've reached, we may have hit a nerve and I don't feel I want to pursue this any further. I was no one ever home for foreman because they're always out in the fucking barn. I didn't. Want to start? I was just going to say I'll e-mail your mom but no, don't. Maybe I. Won't. Don't do that. She actually emailed us this week.

18:48 This is due to underwhelming demand. It's the zombie of podcasts. I mean really literally, I mean a dead radio show brought back to life trying to eat, trying to eat your brain. You know in in a manner of speaking, you can run, but you can't hide you. Can't that's. Right, you can try. And that's what we said to our daughter earlier tonight, Jeremy and I. You you can. Run, but you cannot hide. Yeah, got. One are you proud of me? Well, that was better. That was better. So my daughter is 12, right. Just as yours is, Foreman. Yeah. And so puberty is a thing happening in our home right now.

19:30 What? Yeah. So. You're more Privy to that than I am just. Oh really? You don't know. Say that well. Well, you know what? No. Jeremy wants to be involved. He wants to know what you know, because he wants to. He doesn't want to feel left out. OK, well tell. Him, I was full of girls. Well, he tell him, you know, from experience you want to get too involved. Yeah, like. I'm I know, but I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it directly from the source, you know. No, and I, I don't think he would because she doesn't really want to talk about stuff. She will to me. And we're very open the all of us actually about things like that. And we talked to both kids about stuff very freely and openly and we have for years already. So they're, they probably know more than most kids their age, I would say about age appropriate things. So.

20:19 And we were talking about something tonight in just in the house, in the in the living room and making dinner and getting everything ready. And then I mentioned the word puberty. I said that's because of puberty. And this, the look on Julia's face anytime I use that word is absolute disgust. And why is that coming out of your mouth, mom? Like her face is just like, Oh my God. You know, it's very difficult to embarrass my daughter because I try in the mornings. And I think I told you this, when I go to the bus stop, I try and embarrass her. I love you, Julia. Have a great day. I yell it at the, you know, in front of all of her friends.

21:02 She doesn't care. It doesn't bother her that doesn't. And I'm like, oh, I can't even embarrass her anyway. So saying the word. Not be doing it right? Well. Clearly not. Now I might have a new way. I can give you all kinds of tips on that. And I guess so that's. For a different, Yeah, you know, I should write a book, but OK, that's later. That's later. So we're the word puberty, though, really just she doesn't like that and she doesn't want to know that that's what's happening or any, you know, but we should talk about that, right? And so all of a sudden, Jeremy starts making up a song about puberty. There's a lot of singing that happens in our house, typically not by him. So this was a little out of character.

21:43 And then I just said, well, you know, that's because of puberty. And he goes puberty. It's because of puberty. You know, he just starts singing and Julia is horrified. And then we start singing for 20 straight minutes. Oh no. Who's already gone through puberty? Mom and dad. Who's going through it now? Julia. Who's yet to come, Kendall. It's like the ghost of Christmas. Past, present and future. And then just singing all about puberty. Could we embarrassed Julia more? We get right up in her face and sing about it. We start twerking in the kitchen singing about puberty. Me and Jeremy are both twerking in the kitchen singing about puberty.

22:23 And Julia just puts in her headphones, puts in her little eye, the apple, the eye, whatever those things are. Airpods. Airpods. Not even now she's not even paying attention. And now? And now all of a sudden, Kendall has thoughts about puberty and what Julia might be. She starts out and then she starts singing the song with us. So now three of us are singing the puberty. It's because you're going through puberty, you know, mom and dad have already gone through puberty and Kendall will be going through puberty and we're all, it is just a one big mess. Well, the tipping point though, I think for Kendall was the twerking and that she said was embarrassing. The rest of it she was fine with. Anyway, so Julia had had it and really gave us the stink eye after about 20 minutes.

23:18 And so then we had to stop because I think she was actually getting a little angry. Agree with us on and I I'm not going to pretend that I understand what's going on in a 12 year old's head. I've been there but I don't remember. But you weren't a 12 year old girl. No, I wasn't a 12 year old girl, but I will tell you that there are certain words in the English language that and I would consider, although I I don't have any trouble saying puberty myself, but when I hear it uttered that many times, it starts, it starts to become like nails, Niels and a chalkboard. And in a sing song. Yeah, by your parents to the to the point where I I I do want to apologize to anybody that came across this podcast just now just. Today, yeah.

24:05 Yeah, because there's. If if that's not hilarious that we're doing it, then this isn't your podcast. It's probably fine. No, it's like this. Isn't for you? No, it's fine that you're singing that. Dying on that hill, but I. Even I'm just sitting here going, yeah, I've had you don't have to say it anymore, right I've. Heard Julia. I've heard it enough. We could call it something else if you want. You just. Can't you can't hear it from your parents suspect. No, that's true, but we want to normalize it. So we were fine singing about, you know, this is the kind of stuff that in our we are. I very much, I don't want them to have shame around any of that kind of stuff. I want to normalize all this, normalize talking about it with us. Totally fine. Everybody goes through it and then they and we should talk about it.

24:48 You want to normalize twerking too? Because that's something you should never Percy. Your parents do. I Yes. I don't think, no, that's hysterical. We're not good at it. Yeah, I don't think I would like to see that. I don't think. It No, Kendall did yeah, she didn't like it, though, of course. Maybe the first time she thought it was funny and then did the. Song include like, hey, there's puberty. Puberty's been all around it, said mommy, it's his daddy. It's going to hit Kendall soon and let's list all the side effects. Puberty. Here we go. We didn't list side effects, but we did name who's been through and not been through it. Yeah. Hair where there was no hair before, right? No, we didn't talk about that, no. Now Dave doesn't want to hear me say that. I don't even. Care.

25:30 I don't really care. I really should write a song about this and it should be taught in all schools, you know, like that's what they, I don't think they're learning enough about it. There are certain words that refer to things and you go, Yep, that's the perfect word, right? Diarrhea. I don't know where that came from, but that diarrhea is an excellent word. Yeah, Everybody knows as soon as you don't have to say it, does it sounds. Like what it is? It just is, yeah. Yeah, you're like, oh, that cannot be good, but all. Right. I don't know who came up with puberty, but I wish they had come up with a better. I just, I know. You could, yeah. Yeah, it just doesn't.

26:11 Right. Yeah, well, there's puberty and then the next thing in our house will be perimenopause and that'll be a new, new song. Like, also something we don't talk about enough. Just saying. No, but I already hate the song. Please. Don't sing that one you. Haven't gotten there yet, I'll let you know when we do. This is due to underwhelming demand, the podcast that will never, ever remind you to move your clock back or forward. Because who needs reminding?

27:02 We have computers, we have smartphones, we have smartwatches, we have smart TV's, we have smart appliances. They do it all for us. There's no need to be reminded to move your clock back or forward unless and even actually even if you wear a tinfoil hat like Foreman. You you don't even have to adjust the the clock on your microwave, right? Am I right for you? You don't have to do that. OK, 12:00 all the time. Somebody else I know doesn't have a microwave, and they heard that you don't have a microwave. And they were like, yeah, we don't need one either. And I was like, OK, pardon me. If you're only the second. Person I've ever heard of. Anyway, guaranteed. I I guarantee you that someone, some talking head on TV or or some talking mouth on the radio is going to at some point say don't I forget, move your and I, what are we back? You can.

27:53 Bet your bottom dollar that I'm going to put the share meme up. If that could turn back time. Don't do that. Because you should turn them back this but. You can't. But you don't have to remind anybody. It's done for you. Stop it, Foreman. Don't do it. Please don't do it. I beg you not. On the radio. Yes, do not say it. Oh that was going to be my one and only topic that last day before the time change. Not to say it, or to say it anyway. I'm not saying. Just. Just saying not. Saying shit. OK, good. Anyway. Saying shit. Yeah, we didn't any. Shame on you for thinking, you know, you think that's the kind of show I'm running. No, I knew it. I knew you wouldn't.

28:36 Do that do you think this? Is I know that I trained you well. I knew you wouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that. Please don't do that. But no one will hear. Me and yet and yet there will be people who sleep in. Oh yeah. I get up early. Wait a minute. And how that works I never really care. I don't remember. All that. This podcast, by the way, as you can tell, is unsponsored. This fine podcast that never reminds you to do any of that crap is unsponsored again. How could that happen? Well, you're asshole, that's why. Well, that could be maybe that's what people listen and that's why they don't sponsor. Anyway, go to our website or you can reach out to us. Our website isunderwhelming.ca where you can e-mail us. Rachel, right?

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29:57 We should just end now and go out on a high. But I know we I know we won't. But. We don't like to do that. No. Sink our own ship. Yeah, well, thank. You Jenna, Jim Bag, certainly a glutton for punishment because he bought us 5 coffees. Jim Bag? Oh yes, but he didn't like us last time, right? No. He said say something nice lol. This used to be for a non Taylor Swift podcast. OK if gym bag can give us buy us coffees. Yes. When he doesn't like the content, so can you. Yes. Yes, that's very true. Exactly. Trueunderwhelming.ca there's a link. There and if Dave from Elmer who's now in Sudbury can go all the way to Sudbury and still listen and buy us another 5 coffees. Oh my goodness, this week, thank you. Can't that's.

30:47 Because pod bean subscription. Because we want you guys to keep bringing the funny Dave now in Sudbury and go to hockey, Rachel. Go to hockey. Yeah, I'm going next month. I want to thank Jim Bag for bringing Taylor Swift up again. He's the one that keeps bringing it up. So thank you, Jim Bag for doing that. Still a Taylor Swift podcast? Yeah. And by the way, did you hear the news from last week that if you next summer, if you find yourself at Cedar Point or Darien Lake, you'll be directly financially contributing to the Taylor and Travis machine? Why? Because he bought a 9% stake and Six Flags. Interesting. OK, And they own Canada's Wonderland now, right?

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32:13 Thank you for that. I'm glad you found it, Joanne. Good for you. Yeah, and on that topic, by the way, Karen, who the book came from, from her school, OK, did send us a link for the Canadian company that the book is from. Oh, and it's weird because there's actually a newer edition of the book compared to the one you've heard. But she said I'm going to contact the author and ask what the differences between the two are. So I guess we'll see. But it's from Archambo archambault.ca. Archambo, Archambo. Arch A MB AUL. T name.

32:53 Clearly I'm saying it wrong. That's besides the point. OK, well maybe the people who read Guillapete could tell us how to do that not. Everyone's thrilled with us though. Melissa sent me a message to say Foreman. I just watched the podcast and you are hating on Twix. Those are my absolute favorite. Booty or Coffee Crisp? You don't like Twix? I love Twix. Twix suck. No, I like Twix. I like that. I would take a Twix over a Coffee Crisp any day. Never, never did. My. Favorite Halloween candies are Reese's Pieces, no Reese's. Cups. Peanut butter cups, yes. And oh, Henry's or Wonder Bar because you don't get those other than it. Like I never see them any other time other than Halloween. Wonder Bar.

33:38 Yeah, because they're peanut butter. You know what's good and you never see anymore? Not crunchy but or crispy crunch, but crunch. Oh, just. Crunch with the blue and. White wrapper. Yeah. Yeah, OK. I think they had like it was like dried rice or something in it. I. Think it was like Rice Krispies, isn't it? Wasn't. It Yeah. Yeah, or something like that. Interesting. OK, yeah, we have an e-mail from well, you look that up, Foreman. What are my favorite people? Foreman's mom. Great. Can we make an intro for this? Because I would like to have. We should make an intro for it. Emails from Foreman's mom. Oh, look who clopped on in. I'm.

34:22 Going to put that together, OK, She says. Dear Dave, Rachel and Foreman, I loved your last pre Halloween episode. Foreman's dad and I, Foreman's mom used to thoroughly enjoy adult Halloween parties hosted by our rural friends. They had a no invitation required adult party every year. Everyone of course came in costume. There was no speaking for the first half our first hour of the party as you tried to guess who was inside each costume. Voices are a dead giveaway, so you couldn't talk. Foreman's dad had dressed up as a baby, including pulling a noisy dog toy, wearing a diaper, etcetera, etcetera. He got first prize one time. He dressed up as an equestrian. Go figure, on a cardboard horse.

35:05 Foreman was also there in utero. So good when I dressed up as a clown. There's photos, by the way, which I will post. I had no mask. I wore clown face makeup, a bald skullcap with orange French hair. No one could guess who I was. I had to be very careful to stand up quickly when another character sat on my lap so the future Foreman would not be squished. We played adult games that were a riot. Lots of fond memories. Lots of fun prizes, too. And those costumes were recycled in 1991. Guess which one is Foreman? And here's a photo of Foreman. And and I guess it's your sisters, but everyone's dressed up and you are a little clown.

35:46 Do you remember that? I do recall a picture of my father just as a baby, but I never knew why. That's here too. I didn't. Realize they went to adult parties playing adult games or no ones allowed to talk. And he was. There's something extremely off putting about all of that. And here it's a photo of Foreman's Christmas. Foreman's family Christmas, family Halloween. Not anyway. She also says I am totally with Rachel regarding freezing butter. I too buy it when it's under $5 and freeze it. I've got 12 lbs of butter in my freezer right now. That's that's very good, in addition to my favorite.

36:27 Brand 12 lbs of butter. Fake things Christmas is coming up. In addition to my favorite brand of coffee ice cream that I also stock up on when it's under $5. Bought butter goes rancid when it's in the fridge too long. Frozen butter, just like frozen breast milk, can be kept indefinitely. You're a faithful fan, Foreman's mom, Kathy. Thank you, Kathy. She. Had to throw that. Breast milk one more time that she is on board with every all of this stuff and I love the photos. Foreman, I will be posting the one of you for sure. No wonder Foreman needs a friend to watch baseball. We were going to get the other messages, but she just ruined them. That night came the honeymoon.

37:21 She's faking it.