FILL THE CART! (Ep. 138)

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It was like puberty.
It was something like that.

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We did it on end for like 20
minutes, just me and Jeremy, and

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then Kendall started getting
into it and Julia was just like.

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That's enough.
Oh my God, I was dying.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
It's the podcast that that's all

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dressed for Halloween.
Have a look at us.

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Foreman came as a happy, though
smug, gloating and insufferable

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Blue Jay fan.
There he is.

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At the time of this recording,
the World Series hasn't started

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yet, so right may already be out
of context, right?

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Because those last three can
really haunt you, you know that,

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right?
They can.

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Rachel, as always, great work on
the costume.

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A ghoulish vampire.
Just look at how pale she.

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Is.
My God.

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That's true.
Ghostly.

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Actually, I don't know how you
do that.

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A see through as Casper.
Neither do I, to be honest.

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Right.
And I'm dressed as someone who

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just doesn't want to be here.
I really need to come up with a

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different costume because I feel
like I've dressed this way for

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the last.
The same.

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Several years, yeah.
Anyway, yeah.

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Halloween on on the podcast
today Rachel is going to sing a

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puberty song.
Can't wait for that.

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I'm excited Foreman is looking
for someone, anyone to watch the

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World Series with him.
Well, no, I it's more would you,

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are you could you fake interest
in sports for your partner?

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You sure can.
I heard it.

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And how?
OK.

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And and we will start with that
in mind.

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We will start.
We'll begin with I have a

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question for you.
Does does not liking the Blue

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Jays make me uncanadian?
Yes.

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Yes.
Absolutely.

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Case closed, you guys 100%.
You're wearing red and blue

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tonight though.
What is that?

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Go Blue Jays.
That is the Toledo Mud Hands,

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one of the farm teams of the
Detroit Tigers, my favorite

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baseball.
Team OK.

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The Detroit Tigers.
Right, you're.

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Allowed to cheer for the Tigers
or whatever if they were still

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playing, but they're not, so
your only option is.

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I am OK.
Let me explain something to you.

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Let me explain something to you.
Blue Jays or you don't watch it

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at all.
Yeah.

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Well, I probably.
That's.

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It I'm probably not going to
watch it, but I am I I will

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explain why I will watch it.
You're a baseball fan.

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I love baseball.
Growing up, when I was a kid, I

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played baseball, I played hockey
and I was better at baseball, I

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believe because it's not done on
skates.

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Can confirm my God.
Same name, same.

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Anyway, so I, I, I do like
baseball.

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You were right for him.
And when I was very young, I

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loved the Yankees.
And then and then hang on, hang

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on, don't care.
And then, and then Canada

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actually got a baseball team.
We got a team.

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And I loved that team, the
Montreal Expos.

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The Montreal Expos, they were my
team.

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That's my Canadian team.
And then I got a little older

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and I moved to Windsor and I
spent a number of years in

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Windsor and I fell in love with
the Detroit Tigers.

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I mean, I got to go to, I got
passes, I got to go to a lot of

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games.
I love baseball.

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And so I became a Tiger fan.
But I had the National League,

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you know, I had the American
League, I got the Tigers and the

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National League.
I had the Expos.

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And I really didn't care about
the Toronto Blue Jays.

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I just didn't.
I didn't care about them.

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I didn't know anything about
them.

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I just didn't care.
I had Toronto in the I mean, I'm

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sorry, I had Detroit and I love
the Expos and I had the the

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Expos almost.
Did they make it to the World

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Series?
They were close.

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There was the time when baseball
was going on strike a lot.

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Anyway, long story.
The whole story, it was the IT

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was the baseball strike of 94.
The Expos would have probably

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won cause on paper they were by.
Far the best team and then they

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didn't get.
There after Toronto just won

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back-to-back World Series type
of half.

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Yeah, I'll get to that as a
matter of.

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Fact.
I'll get to SO.

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Anyway, the other day I'm at the
this will be two days ago, but

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it's the other day because the
podcast comes later.

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Somebody said to me two days
ago, Oh, it was another guy that

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I know at the golf course.
Well, I bet you'll be watching

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the game tonight.
Oh, you mean the Lions game and

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he goes Lions game.
No, the the Blue Jays.

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Oh, I said I hate the Blue Jays.
No, I'm not watching the Blue

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Jays.
Oh.

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My God.
I don't, I don't care about the

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Blue Jays.
And he literally said, well,

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that's uncanadian.
Yeah, How?

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Yeah, in a different way than my
because my wife Ashley would say

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the same thing.
I don't care.

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I didn't know there was a game.
Who cares?

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Don't like?
But she's never already a

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baseball fan.
Well, I'm a fan.

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I mean, my interest in the World
Series, to be honest with you,

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quite frankly, is they've got
this guy playing for the Dodgers

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who's.
The best player of any sport

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ever.
He.

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Could ever play.
He could be one of the greatest

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baseball.
We don't know yet, but he could

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be one of the greatest baseball.
Players better than every

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baseball player ever.
Well, no, he's not better than

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Babe Ruth.
Babe Ruth pitched and hit home

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runs in a World Series, but he's
about to do that.

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Maybe.
Maybe.

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So I'm curious to watch who I
consider to be the greatest

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baseball player alive today.
And he plays for the Dodgers

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playing.
Against the son of your favorite

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teams. *.
Player in Vladimir Guerrero,

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senior on the Montreal Expos.
Yeah, I don't care about that

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now.
I will give them.

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There are two, there are,
listen, there are two Canadians,

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people that say you run
Canadian.

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Look, it's just a, it's a
baseball team and it's based in

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Toronto, which is a city I, I
fundamentally don't like.

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I don't know about you guys, but
Toronto is.

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Well, I don't want to live
there, but.

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Exactly, Yeah.
Exactly, and I don't like their

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other sports teams.
Well, I do see that's that's

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where we're.
Different.

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That's where we're different.
That's where we're different.

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Anyway, here's a look at this.
I've kept it.

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This is a ticket to game game
four of the World Series 1992

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Foreman.
I was there.

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Wow.
I was, yeah.

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That's why I kept.
It how much did it cost?

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Like 6 bucks I.
Will tell you what it costs for

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those who are spending a lot of
money for tickets.

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Yeah, $72.
I didn't pay for it.

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I got to go.
Labatt's had something to do

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with the Blue Jays.
Well, they owned.

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Them, they started them.
That's why they're the Blue

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Jays.
Yes, exactly.

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And so I was.
The Blue Jays won it.

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I was cheering for Atlanta.
I I will freely admit that I

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didn't like them then.
I don't like them.

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It's nothing.
OK, here's my opinion because I

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don't really care about sports,
as you know, no, but I think

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that if, you know, the Blue Jays
are the only Canadian team.

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So when the only Canadian team
makes it to the World Series of

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America is already against them,
so all of Canada has to be for

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them.
Stop.

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That's nonsense.
I know people who are fans of

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the Boston Bruins or It doesn't
matter which NHL team you like.

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It doesn't have to be Canadian.
It doesn't when.

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Edmonton's in the Stanley Cup
Final.

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I'm cheering for them, not
Florida.

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Well, no, I did too, but only
because I can't stand Florida.

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If the Canadians at the Montreal
Canadiens were in the Stanley

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Cup against Florida, I don't
like the Canadians.

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You know, I'm a Leaf fan.
I don't like the Canadians, I

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don't like Ottawa.
I'll cheer for the Oilers, I

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won't cheer for.
Ottawa I'll never cheer for.

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I'm not cheering for the Leafs.
I.

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Know exactly?
Oh my God, you.

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See what I'm saying?
It's OK, you know.

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You're going to cheer for the, I
mean, truth.

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I think the Dodgers are going to
win because of Shohei Otani.

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No, I'm sorry.
I know.

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But we all know it.
And I think you just have to be.

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I hope I'm wrong.
I hope I'm wrong.

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Look, I here's the thing.
The guy says to me, You run

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Canadian?
I said, hey, on a second, the

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Seattle team has 2 Canadian
baseball players and the Blue

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Jays only have one.
If I'm cheer for the Seattle,

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that makes me more Canadian
doesn't it?

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It's got more Canadian players.
No.

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What do?
You mean no, they're not our

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team?
They don't represent us.

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They don't.
Have the representing the.

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Little Red.
Thing on their.

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Thing stop with that nailer.
'S got it on his belt.

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It's a.
Logo.

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Who cares?
It's about even the players talk

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about it.
They talk about it all the time

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and how they know that they they
get to play here for a whole

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country.
Every other player in baseball

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gets to play for a city.
Yeah, they play for a country.

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They know that they feel.
That you can tell them that

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they're not playing for the
entire country.

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OK, everybody, minus Dave.
Yeah.

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I could probably find two or
three others.

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And one friggin guy that I used
to work with in Halifax who came

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from Vancouver, who's.
Head to.

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Toe him.
He was at the game, he was at

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Game 7 when the Mariners lost
and I enjoyed that because of

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him.
Oh, he's.

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The Mariners.
Oh yeah?

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Who is he?
Well, because he's from

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Vancouver.
Yeah, of course of.

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Course, there's only a couple of
them there.

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Right.
Go, Dodgers.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast That's like a
pumpkin.

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It looks OK until you get into
it and find a sloppy, gooey,

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icky crappy mess.
But with but with.

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Seeds with seeds.
That's exactly what I was going

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to.
Say, yeah, I thought seeds would

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be a good thing, yeah.
And then you leave it on your

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porch till March and then see
what it looks like.

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Then it rots.
Yeah.

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You cut it open and then it
rots.

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Then hey, don't get ahead of
what I'm going to use next week.

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Oh.
Sorry, right.

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Yeah, stop.
Well, no.

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This week I actually would like
to know if anyone is or at least

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has or would consider faking
interest in sports just for the

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sake of your partner.
Faking it.

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Yeah, just fake it.
I mean, you, Rachel, you don't

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like sports.
Jeremy will have curling.

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On you.
If there's a really important

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game of whatever sports can, you
just for his sake should sit

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down and pretend you're looking
at the TV.

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So I actually, we do sit
together in the room, in the

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living room and watch TV.
We don't really.

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We have other TV's.
We just don't use them like

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ever.
So I do, I am I, I wouldn't say

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that I'm faking interest.
I would say I'm being forced to

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sit there while he's watching
it.

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Well, well, I scroll my phone.
Are you?

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Feigning any interest?
No, no.

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However, right now I am
interested because I do like

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baseball.
I played a little baseball when

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I was a kid and so I will watch
baseball and, and the World

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Series is it's exciting.
So I'll watch that and I'm into

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it and Kendall's into it.
She's like, if anyone's going

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to, you know, if Jeremy's going
to have a friend and anyone in

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the house, it's Kendall who will
watch sports with him.

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Well, that's good.
And I was like, you got to teach

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her about all this stuff because
like, nobody taught me.

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I didn't have anyone to really
teach me this stuff.

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And so it's up to you.
You got to teach her.

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I know he's.
Interested.

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Sometimes she's 8, same as
Kendall, and she'll watch 5 up

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to 10 minutes of a hockey game
or up to 10 minutes of baseball.

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Yeah, and ask.
Questions and you're like OK,

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I'll I'll mansplain the hell out
of this if you really I want the

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answer right.
Wow.

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At least she can fake and
dressed.

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Yeah, I, I dragged my, my
daughter to, I mean, she, I

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mean, we travel to baseball
games because I love baseball,

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as you know, and I like to go
and see as many baseball parks

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as I can before I can't do that
anymore, you know?

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So she's been to Fenway Park,
but she never cared like 3

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innings in.
She's like when are we leaving

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really?
And that's I.

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Like going to live events.
I think my kids like, they like

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it live.
Like they'll go and have fun,

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Yeah.
What about Jana though?

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Will she?
Does she?

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Like it or is.
She faking interests.

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Jab played baseball.
Actually, I have a great story

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about Jab.
Yeah, I have a great story about

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Jana playing baseball.
With that, I won't tell 'cause

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she gets really mad when I when
I tell this story because her

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father told it to me and I love
it and it tells me everything I

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need to know about Jana, but I
won't tell it.

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But she played baseball.
She was a good baseball player.

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OK.
How are you?

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Going to leave us without that
story.

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You can't.
You can't set up a story and

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then be like.
Yeah, I can't do it.

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This is the.
Greatest story ever told that

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you'll never hear.
No, yeah, it's just a really

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good story about Jana.
That's.

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That's what I want.
That's what I I will tell you

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guys, but not here.
I.

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Can't.
Well, I'm sorry you asked if

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Jana watched.
She played baseball, was pretty

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good ball player, was it so?
She watches.

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Yeah, to be honest, when we go
to the baseball game, she loves

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it.
As for what's been going on,

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like the Tigers were playing,
they played Seattle, I had the

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games on.
She's more into she's all of a

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sudden into football now.
I don't know why.

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Oh, could be the Taylor Swift
thing.

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She likes the the Kelsey
Brothers.

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So then she likes Philadelphia,
she likes Kansas City.

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She has an interest in Detroit.
She likes football.

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Well, she's all over the place.
Yeah, yeah, no.

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She doesn't care about any sport
at all, period.

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No matter what, no matter the
team, the sport, what's

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happening.
Couldn't care less.

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And also grew up playing
baseball.

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Was a pitcher.
Oh yeah, I think I knew.

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That better I brought.
This up on country 104 and

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people are like she played, she
doesn't watch what I'm like.

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Those are two varied just
because you played the sports.

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I mean, you watch it.
Yeah, yeah, it's true, because

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Jan Janice Sandwich played the
sport.

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But she doesn't seem when we go
to a ball game, she's there,

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she's into it.
But when it's on TV.

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And some people just coexist.
It's like you and Jeremy seem to

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coexist their sports on You're
not watching, You don't care.

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Do you glance at the TV?
Yeah, sometimes.

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And then like now that it's the
World Series with the, you know,

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I, I was, I was paying more
attention, right.

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So, so he was like happy about
that because that he wasn't

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alone in cheering.
Exactly.

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Yeah, You know, and I would get.
Into with them.

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So like someone who called the
radio station thought, well I

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need better snacks.
I need to put out charcuterie

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and like have a whole dinner
party to get her to come to the

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same room as me to watch.
Sports.

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Yeah, nice charcuterie board.
That's a lot, yeah.

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Yeah.
No, we don't want to see that's

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that's not how.
It works.

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She's like, you know what man?
Snacks you want charcuterie.

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You get some wine and have some.
Cheeses.

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Not man snacks.
That's not that's not how you

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watch.
Sports.

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No, it isn't.
I think it would be better the

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way either what Rachel's doing
or what another young woman who

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called to say.
She's like, I go to my he's like

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my boyfriend watches football
all day every Sunday.

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She's like from 1:00 till when
it like the whole day, right?

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She's like, and I will go there
every Sunday.

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And she uses it like, it's like
a thing in her brain now where

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she says as soon as that
football theme song starts, it's

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time to have a nap.
And she sleeps the whole day

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beside him.
Yep.

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But they're there watching
football together.

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There you go.
That works.

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Yeah, exactly.
You can just fall asleep or just

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scroll on your phone, do a
little shopping, fill your, fill

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some carts, whatever you want.
Maybe not that that might be a

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bad idea.
Why?

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Not cards, because that costs.
A lot of money.

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Well, you don't have to check
out.

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You just fill the cart, that's
all.

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Fill like a game and leave it.
Is that the game?

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Who needs games?
Who needs apps, right?

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Who needs Word?
All we got fill the cart.

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Yeah, that's a game that's fun.
You do you with anything.

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You put stuff in the cart and
then just get rid of it like.

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Yeah, I just leave it there.
Leave it there's, see if they.

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Send you an e-mail to give you
10% off nothing that's still

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sitting in your.
Cart.

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Yeah.
Hey, did you forget something?

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They always send that e-mail.
We'll give you 5%.

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Everyone right now, don't you
guys do that?

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I don't know.
I don't tend to put anything in

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a cart.
At all.

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Put anything in a cart unless
I'm going to buy it, yes.

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Because someone else is already
doing a lot of that.

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Yeah, yeah.
What's on sale at this store

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today?
I don't know until I go to the

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website.
That's not a thing that I will

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fake interest in.
So yeah, me either.

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Maybe we're better.
I can't.

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I guess your answer is no then.
Yes.

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No before.
We had stuff on demand.

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I watched.
I watched 16 and Pregnant.

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I watched Teen Mom.
I watched all those shows.

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With her.
And then things became on demand

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and I never had to ever again.
And I won't.

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Maybe you just need a pillow
teddy bear.

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Yes.
You're blankie.

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Now we've gotten to the root of
it.

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I think it's that's enough of
delving into Foreman's psyche.

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I feel like we've reached, we
may have hit a nerve and I don't

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feel I want to pursue this any
further.

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I was no one ever home for
foreman because they're always

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out in the fucking barn.
I didn't.

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Want to start?
I was just going to say I'll

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e-mail your mom but no, don't.
Maybe I.

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Won't.
Don't do that.

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She actually emailed us this
week.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the zombie of podcasts.
I mean really literally, I mean

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a dead radio show brought back
to life trying to eat, trying to

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eat your brain.
You know in in a manner of

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speaking, you can run, but you
can't hide you.

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Can't that's.
Right, you can try.

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And that's what we said to our
daughter earlier tonight, Jeremy

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and I.
You you can.

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Run, but you cannot hide.
Yeah, got.

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One are you proud of me?
Well, that was better.

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That was better.
So my daughter is 12, right.

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Just as yours is, Foreman.
Yeah.

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And so puberty is a thing
happening in our home right now.

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What?
Yeah.

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So.
You're more Privy to that than I

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am just.
Oh really?

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You don't know.
Say that well.

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Well, you know what?
No.

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Jeremy wants to be involved.
He wants to know what you know,

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because he wants to.
He doesn't want to feel left

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out.
OK, well tell.

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Him, I was full of girls.
Well, he tell him, you know,

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from experience you want to get
too involved.

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Yeah, like.
I'm I know, but I'm not getting

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it.
I'm not getting it directly from

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the source, you know.
No, and I, I don't think he

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would because she doesn't really
want to talk about stuff.

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She will to me.
And we're very open the all of

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us actually about things like
that.

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And we talked to both kids about
stuff very freely and openly and

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we have for years already.
So they're, they probably know

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more than most kids their age, I
would say about age appropriate

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things.
So.

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And we were talking about
something tonight in just in the

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house, in the in the living room
and making dinner and getting

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everything ready.
And then I mentioned the word

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puberty.
I said that's because of

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puberty.
And this, the look on Julia's

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face anytime I use that word is
absolute disgust.

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And why is that coming out of
your mouth, mom?

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Like her face is just like, Oh
my God.

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You know, it's very difficult to
embarrass my daughter because I

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try in the mornings.
And I think I told you this,

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when I go to the bus stop, I try
and embarrass her.

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I love you, Julia.
Have a great day.

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I yell it at the, you know, in
front of all of her friends.

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She doesn't care.
It doesn't bother her that

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doesn't.
And I'm like, oh, I can't even

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embarrass her anyway.
So saying the word.

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Not be doing it right?
Well.

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Clearly not.
Now I might have a new way.

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I can give you all kinds of tips
on that.

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And I guess so that's.
For a different, Yeah, you know,

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I should write a book, but OK,
that's later.

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That's later.
So we're the word puberty,

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though, really just she doesn't
like that and she doesn't want

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to know that that's what's
happening or any, you know, but

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we should talk about that,
right?

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And so all of a sudden, Jeremy
starts making up a song about

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puberty.
There's a lot of singing that

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happens in our house, typically
not by him.

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So this was a little out of
character.

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And then I just said, well, you
know, that's because of puberty.

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And he goes puberty.
It's because of puberty.

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You know, he just starts singing
and Julia is horrified.

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And then we start singing for 20
straight minutes.

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Oh no.
Who's already gone through

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puberty?
Mom and dad.

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Who's going through it now?
Julia.

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Who's yet to come, Kendall.
It's like the ghost of

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Christmas.
Past, present and future.

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And then just singing all about
puberty.

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Could we embarrassed Julia more?
We get right up in her face and

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sing about it.
We start twerking in the kitchen

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singing about puberty.
Me and Jeremy are both twerking

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in the kitchen singing about
puberty.

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And Julia just puts in her
headphones, puts in her little

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eye, the apple, the eye,
whatever those things are.

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Airpods.
Airpods.

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Not even now she's not even
paying attention.

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And now?
And now all of a sudden, Kendall

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has thoughts about puberty and
what Julia might be.

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She starts out and then she
starts singing the song with us.

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So now three of us are singing
the puberty.

459
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,200
It's because you're going
through puberty, you know, mom

460
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,720
and dad have already gone
through puberty and Kendall will

461
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,800
be going through puberty and
we're all, it is just a one big

462
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,880
mess.
Well, the tipping point though,

463
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:09,160
I think for Kendall was the
twerking and that she said was

464
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,800
embarrassing.
The rest of it she was fine

465
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,560
with.
Anyway, so Julia had had it and

466
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,280
really gave us the stink eye
after about 20 minutes.

467
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,400
And so then we had to stop
because I think she was actually

468
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:26,640
getting a little angry.
Agree with us on and I I'm not

469
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,160
going to pretend that I
understand what's going on in a

470
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,680
12 year old's head.
I've been there but I don't

471
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,160
remember.
But you weren't a 12 year old

472
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,120
girl.
No, I wasn't a 12 year old girl,

473
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:40,600
but I will tell you that there
are certain words in the English

474
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,200
language that and I would
consider, although I I don't

475
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,880
have any trouble saying puberty
myself, but when I hear it

476
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,800
uttered that many times, it
starts, it starts to become like

477
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,200
nails, Niels and a chalkboard.
And in a sing song.

478
00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:00,120
Yeah, by your parents to the to
the point where I I I do want to

479
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,120
apologize to anybody that came
across this podcast just now

480
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
just.
Today, yeah.

481
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,720
Yeah, because there's.
If if that's not hilarious that

482
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,480
we're doing it, then this isn't
your podcast.

483
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,600
It's probably fine.
No, it's like this.

484
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,400
Isn't for you?
No, it's fine that you're

485
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,240
singing that.
Dying on that hill, but I.

486
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,520
Even I'm just sitting here
going, yeah, I've had you don't

487
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,600
have to say it anymore, right
I've.

488
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,160
Heard Julia.
I've heard it enough.

489
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,200
We could call it something else
if you want.

490
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,840
You just.
Can't you can't hear it from

491
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,640
your parents suspect.
No, that's true, but we want to

492
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,760
normalize it.
So we were fine singing about,

493
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,960
you know, this is the kind of
stuff that in our we are.

494
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,680
I very much, I don't want them
to have shame around any of that

495
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,080
kind of stuff.
I want to normalize all this,

496
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,000
normalize talking about it with
us.

497
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,040
Totally fine.
Everybody goes through it and

498
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,680
then they and we should talk
about it.

499
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,600
You want to normalize twerking
too?

500
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,160
Because that's something you
should never Percy.

501
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,360
Your parents do.
I Yes.

502
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,640
I don't think, no, that's
hysterical.

503
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,240
We're not good at it.
Yeah, I don't think I would like

504
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,400
to see that.
I don't think.

505
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,480
It No, Kendall did yeah, she
didn't like it, though, of

506
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,320
course.
Maybe the first time she thought

507
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,480
it was funny and then did the.
Song include like, hey, there's

508
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,160
puberty.
Puberty's been all around it,

509
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,160
said mommy, it's his daddy.
It's going to hit Kendall soon

510
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,680
and let's list all the side
effects.

511
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,920
Puberty.
Here we go.

512
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,560
We didn't list side effects, but
we did name who's been through

513
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,920
and not been through it.
Yeah.

514
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Hair where there was no hair
before, right?

515
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,760
No, we didn't talk about that,
no.

516
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,000
Now Dave doesn't want to hear me
say that.

517
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,920
I don't even.
Care.

518
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,520
I don't really care.
I really should write a song

519
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,960
about this and it should be
taught in all schools, you know,

520
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,160
like that's what they, I don't
think they're learning enough

521
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,240
about it.
There are certain words that

522
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,360
refer to things and you go, Yep,
that's the perfect word, right?

523
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,000
Diarrhea.
I don't know where that came

524
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,360
from, but that diarrhea is an
excellent word.

525
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,880
Yeah, Everybody knows as soon as
you don't have to say it, does

526
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,440
it sounds.
Like what it is?

527
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,800
It just is, yeah.
Yeah, you're like, oh, that

528
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,840
cannot be good, but all.
Right.

529
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,200
I don't know who came up with
puberty, but I wish they had

530
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,840
come up with a better.
I just, I know.

531
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,280
You could, yeah.
Yeah, it just doesn't.

532
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,360
Right.
Yeah, well, there's puberty and

533
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,040
then the next thing in our house
will be perimenopause and

534
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:21,160
that'll be a new, new song.
Like, also something we don't

535
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,080
talk about enough.
Just saying.

536
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,080
No, but I already hate the song.
Please.

537
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,800
Don't sing that one you.
Haven't gotten there yet, I'll

538
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:54,000
let you know when we do.
This is due to underwhelming

539
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,360
demand, the podcast that will
never, ever remind you to move

540
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,880
your clock back or forward.
Because who needs reminding?

541
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,840
We have computers, we have
smartphones, we have

542
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,080
smartwatches, we have smart
TV's, we have smart appliances.

543
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,480
They do it all for us.
There's no need to be reminded

544
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:17,080
to move your clock back or
forward unless and even actually

545
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,160
even if you wear a tinfoil hat
like Foreman.

546
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,480
You you don't even have to
adjust the the clock on your

547
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,360
microwave, right?
Am I right for you?

548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,080
You don't have to do that.
OK, 12:00 all the time.

549
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,560
Somebody else I know doesn't
have a microwave, and they heard

550
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,800
that you don't have a microwave.
And they were like, yeah, we

551
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,640
don't need one either.
And I was like, OK, pardon me.

552
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,320
If you're only the second.
Person I've ever heard of.

553
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,360
Anyway, guaranteed.
I I guarantee you that someone,

554
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:48,200
some talking head on TV or or
some talking mouth on the radio

555
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,560
is going to at some point say
don't I forget, move your and I,

556
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,560
what are we back?
You can.

557
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,360
Bet your bottom dollar that I'm
going to put the share meme up.

558
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,000
If that could turn back time.
Don't do that.

559
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,440
Because you should turn them
back this but.

560
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,480
You can't.
But you don't have to remind

561
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,480
anybody.
It's done for you.

562
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,920
Stop it, Foreman.
Don't do it.

563
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,720
Please don't do it.
I beg you not.

564
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,520
On the radio.
Yes, do not say it.

565
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,560
Oh that was going to be my one
and only topic that last day

566
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,360
before the time change.
Not to say it, or to say it

567
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,440
anyway.
I'm not saying.

568
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,200
Just.
Just saying not.

569
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,320
Saying shit.
OK, good.

570
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,560
Anyway.
Saying shit.

571
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,040
Yeah, we didn't any.
Shame on you for thinking, you

572
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,080
know, you think that's the kind
of show I'm running.

573
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,240
No, I knew it.
I knew you wouldn't.

574
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,920
Do that do you think this?
Is I know that I trained you

575
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,120
well.
I knew you wouldn't do that.

576
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,600
You shouldn't do that.
Please don't do that.

577
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,560
But no one will hear.
Me and yet and yet there will be

578
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,360
people who sleep in.
Oh yeah.

579
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,200
I get up early.
Wait a minute.

580
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,200
And how that works I never
really care.

581
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,360
I don't remember.
All that.

582
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,120
This podcast, by the way, as you
can tell, is unsponsored.

583
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,560
This fine podcast that never
reminds you to do any of that

584
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,480
crap is unsponsored again.
How could that happen?

585
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,440
Well, you're asshole, that's
why.

586
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,240
Well, that could be maybe that's
what people listen and that's

587
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,040
why they don't sponsor.
Anyway, go to our website or you

588
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,000
can reach out to us.
Our website isunderwhelming.ca

589
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,880
where you can e-mail us.
Rachel, right?

590
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,520
Dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com You
can, yeah.

591
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,680
And our last sponsor actually
was Intuition Nutrition.

592
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,880
Jenna Zyka is a dietitian there
and she owns the business or she

593
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,320
began the business anyway.
And she wrote to us right after

594
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,320
the last episode.
She just said, I wanted to say

595
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,040
sponsorship of your podcast
works.

596
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,280
We had multiple listeners attend
our Fall into Nourishment event

597
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,680
because they heard about it on
the podcast.

598
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,000
Please thank them again for
joining us.

599
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,200
It meant a lot to meet them,
especially as fellow due to

600
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,320
underwhelming demand podcast
listeners, we all agreed how

601
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,240
your podcast makes us smile and
laugh.

602
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,920
So thanks guys.
That's awesome.

603
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,680
Thank you, Jenna.
Thank you.

604
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,160
We should just end now and go
out on a high.

605
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,920
But I know we I know we won't.
But.

606
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,520
We don't like to do that.
No.

607
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,920
Sink our own ship.
Yeah, well, thank.

608
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,960
You Jenna, Jim Bag, certainly a
glutton for punishment because

609
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,480
he bought us 5 coffees.
Jim Bag?

610
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,240
Oh yes, but he didn't like us
last time, right?

611
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,040
No.
He said say something nice lol.

612
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,080
This used to be for a non Taylor
Swift podcast.

613
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,000
OK if gym bag can give us buy us
coffees.

614
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,160
Yes.
When he doesn't like the

615
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,880
content, so can you.
Yes.

616
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,800
Yes, that's very true.
Exactly.

617
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Trueunderwhelming.ca there's a
link.

618
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,800
There and if Dave from Elmer
who's now in Sudbury can go all

619
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,840
the way to Sudbury and still
listen and buy us another 5

620
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,720
coffees.
Oh my goodness, this week, thank

621
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,760
you.
Can't that's.

622
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Because pod bean subscription.
Because we want you guys to keep

623
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,720
bringing the funny Dave now in
Sudbury and go to hockey,

624
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,680
Rachel.
Go to hockey.

625
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,160
Yeah, I'm going next month.
I want to thank Jim Bag for

626
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,880
bringing Taylor Swift up again.
He's the one that keeps bringing

627
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,680
it up.
So thank you, Jim Bag for doing

628
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,520
that.
Still a Taylor Swift podcast?

629
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,760
Yeah.
And by the way, did you hear the

630
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,560
news from last week that if you
next summer, if you find

631
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,040
yourself at Cedar Point or
Darien Lake, you'll be directly

632
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,240
financially contributing to the
Taylor and Travis machine?

633
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,800
Why?
Because he bought a 9% stake and

634
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,760
Six Flags.
Interesting.

635
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,440
OK, And they own Canada's
Wonderland now, right?

636
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,960
Six Flags.
Yeah, I think so.

637
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,440
I think you're right.
They do.

638
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,520
The thing?
Oh, great.

639
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,760
So they're getting you no matter
where you go, hey.

640
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,320
Chin bag, You should go to
Canada's Wonderland.

641
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,960
OK, Joanne sent us a wedding.
To pay for.

642
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,440
A wedding?
Yeah, they do.

643
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,600
Really.
They need money.

644
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,840
Joanne sent us a message via our
website.

645
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,760
You can go to the website
underwhelming.ca.

646
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,880
You can contact us there, leave
a message and it comes right to

647
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,280
our e-mail inbox, she says.
I just wanted to start with

648
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,040
thank you.
You 3 kill me and I love your

649
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,120
podcast.
It never disappoints.

650
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,840
The reading of Kia Pete inspired
me to look for this book for my

651
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,800
niece.
Well who would have known there

652
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,920
was such an array of French fart
books?

653
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:20,320
Thank you for that.
I'm glad you found it, Joanne.

654
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,640
Good for you.
Yeah, and on that topic, by the

655
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:27,440
way, Karen, who the book came
from, from her school, OK, did

656
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,720
send us a link for the Canadian
company that the book is from.

657
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,160
Oh, and it's weird because
there's actually a newer edition

658
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,840
of the book compared to the one
you've heard.

659
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,440
But she said I'm going to
contact the author and ask what

660
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,840
the differences between the two
are.

661
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,480
So I guess we'll see.
But it's from Archambo

662
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,960
archambault.ca.
Archambo, Archambo.

663
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,240
Arch A MB AUL.
T name.

664
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,360
Clearly I'm saying it wrong.
That's besides the point.

665
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,640
OK, well maybe the people who
read Guillapete could tell us

666
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,920
how to do that not.
Everyone's thrilled with us

667
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,720
though.
Melissa sent me a message to say

668
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,000
Foreman.
I just watched the podcast and

669
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,600
you are hating on Twix.
Those are my absolute favorite.

670
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,960
Booty or Coffee Crisp?
You don't like Twix?

671
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,080
I love Twix.
Twix suck.

672
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,520
No, I like Twix.
I like that.

673
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,040
I would take a Twix over a
Coffee Crisp any day.

674
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,760
Never, never did.
My.

675
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,080
Favorite Halloween candies are
Reese's Pieces, no Reese's.

676
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,080
Cups.
Peanut butter cups, yes.

677
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,560
And oh, Henry's or Wonder Bar
because you don't get those

678
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,440
other than it.
Like I never see them any other

679
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,080
time other than Halloween.
Wonder Bar.

680
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,520
Yeah, because they're peanut
butter.

681
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,800
You know what's good and you
never see anymore?

682
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,320
Not crunchy but or crispy
crunch, but crunch.

683
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,240
Oh, just.
Crunch with the blue and.

684
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,000
White wrapper.
Yeah.

685
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,960
Yeah, OK.
I think they had like it was

686
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,800
like dried rice or something in
it.

687
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,240
I.
Think it was like Rice Krispies,

688
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,040
isn't it?
Wasn't.

689
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,560
It Yeah.
Yeah, or something like that.

690
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,600
Interesting.
OK, yeah, we have an e-mail from

691
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,680
well, you look that up, Foreman.
What are my favorite people?

692
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,480
Foreman's mom.
Great.

693
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,120
Can we make an intro for this?
Because I would like to have.

694
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,199
We should make an intro for it.
Emails from Foreman's mom.

695
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:22,000
Oh, look who clopped on in.
I'm.

696
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,040
Going to put that together, OK,
She says.

697
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,960
Dear Dave, Rachel and Foreman, I
loved your last pre Halloween

698
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,440
episode.
Foreman's dad and I, Foreman's

699
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,120
mom used to thoroughly enjoy
adult Halloween parties hosted

700
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,120
by our rural friends.
They had a no invitation

701
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,760
required adult party every year.
Everyone of course came in

702
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,840
costume.
There was no speaking for the

703
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,600
first half our first hour of the
party as you tried to guess who

704
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,760
was inside each costume.
Voices are a dead giveaway, so

705
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,320
you couldn't talk.
Foreman's dad had dressed up as

706
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,840
a baby, including pulling a
noisy dog toy, wearing a diaper,

707
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,280
etcetera, etcetera.
He got first prize one time.

708
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,880
He dressed up as an equestrian.
Go figure, on a cardboard horse.

709
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:11,240
Foreman was also there in utero.
So good when I dressed up as a

710
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,760
clown.
There's photos, by the way,

711
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,480
which I will post.
I had no mask.

712
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,040
I wore clown face makeup, a bald
skullcap with orange French

713
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,360
hair.
No one could guess who I was.

714
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,360
I had to be very careful to
stand up quickly when another

715
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,320
character sat on my lap so the
future Foreman would not be

716
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,400
squished.
We played adult games that were

717
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,320
a riot.
Lots of fond memories.

718
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,520
Lots of fun prizes, too.
And those costumes were recycled

719
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,680
in 1991.
Guess which one is Foreman?

720
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,760
And here's a photo of Foreman.
And and I guess it's your

721
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,840
sisters, but everyone's dressed
up and you are a little clown.

722
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:52,920
Do you remember that?
I do recall a picture of my

723
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,400
father just as a baby, but I
never knew why.

724
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,560
That's here too.
I didn't.

725
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,480
Realize they went to adult
parties playing adult games or

726
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,480
no ones allowed to talk.
And he was.

727
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,880
There's something extremely off
putting about all of that.

728
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,400
And here it's a photo of
Foreman's Christmas.

729
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,720
Foreman's family Christmas,
family Halloween.

730
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,080
Not anyway.
She also says I am totally with

731
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,120
Rachel regarding freezing
butter.

732
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,200
I too buy it when it's under $5
and freeze it.

733
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,800
I've got 12 lbs of butter in my
freezer right now.

734
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,200
That's that's very good, in
addition to my favorite.

735
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,880
Brand 12 lbs of butter.
Fake things Christmas is coming

736
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,600
up.
In addition to my favorite brand

737
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,960
of coffee ice cream that I also
stock up on when it's under $5.

738
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,720
Bought butter goes rancid when
it's in the fridge too long.

739
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:44,400
Frozen butter, just like frozen
breast milk, can be kept

740
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,400
indefinitely.
You're a faithful fan, Foreman's

741
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,080
mom, Kathy.
Thank you, Kathy.

742
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:49,960
She.
Had to throw that.

743
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,600
Breast milk one more time that
she is on board with every all

744
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,600
of this stuff and I love the
photos.

745
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,960
Foreman, I will be posting the
one of you for sure.

746
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,960
No wonder Foreman needs a friend
to watch baseball.

747
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,120
We were going to get the other
messages, but she just ruined

748
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:17,360
them.
That night came the honeymoon.

749
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,800
She's faking it.