Drawer Full Of D!&ks! (Ep. 143)

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I'm trying to get my kids to be
very media literate.

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So we talk about, oh, is it look
at this AI video and how can you

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tell and all that stuff.
And so we're at church last

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night and there's a, a picture
of, you know, Mary and Joseph

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and the baby because it's
Christmas and we're collecting

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things for the Salvation Army
and it's AI and it's AI.

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Well, it's like, it's not a
cartoon, but it's clearly like

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not real.
People.

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Yeah, so Kendall immediately, I
didn't even notice it.

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She looked, she looked.
Look, it's AI Jesus.

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And I was like, Oh yeah, you're
right.

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Like good for you for noticing
that like.

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You know it's.
AI someone didn't draw it, but

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it's also not a real picture.
Right.

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I can tell the AI commercials
when they when they have, you

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know, Doug Ford telling you
about his new cryptocurrency,

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that I can tell that stuff.
I that stuff I get, yeah, that

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stuff is noticeable.
But I yeah, I don't really pay

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attention to pictures.
I guess they are.

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I don't.
By the way, there's a new

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ranking of the top ten places to
live in Canada.

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Yeah.
Oh yeah.

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Yeah #1 is Guelph.
How about that?

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How about Guelph?
Yeah, Guelph, Saskatoon,

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Halifax, Ottawa, Kingston,
Regina, London, Winnipeg,

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Tillsonburg, Calgary.
Well, welcome.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
It's the half half happiest

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podcast since Bing Crosby tap
danced with Danny Gorman.

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Want to take it?
Fucking OK.

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Well done.
Hallelujah.

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There you go.
Where's Tylenol?

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That's right.
OK.

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On the podcast today I got some
off limit gifts since it is that

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time of year off limit off.
Like don't buy these gifts.

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Yeah, if you have no clue on how
to, you should be.

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Basically you should be able to
guess these.

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But anyway.
If you wouldn't have bought

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these gifts anyway.
Off limit.

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Gift.
You're a very bad gift.

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Giver.
Yeah.

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OK.
All right.

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Rachel plays a little something
or nothing.

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Yes.
Is this something or nothing?

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I believe it's nothing.
But I think it's there's

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something.
It's ominous.

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OK, that's that's coming.
Well, we'll begin today with

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Foreman.
Foreman.

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Yeah, the game.
The game is getting riskier if

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we I'm looking for fellow game
players and if you play the game

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then you don't need the word
parking.

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It's implied we all play the
game every day.

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All right.
Yeah, and the.

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Name is only if you're working
downtown or somewhere where you

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have to pay to play the game.
Because the game is you don't

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pay, yes, right.
OK, I was actually talking to

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somebody about parking downtown.
They work downtown too.

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And it is.
It is a game.

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It's a game.
Yeah, it's a racket.

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It's ridiculous the prices they
charge.

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Oh yeah.
It's a game that has that hurts

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nobody and should come with no
shame or no guilt whatsoever.

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OK, they're obscene parking
prices for obscenely large

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corporations.
Who cares that they're not

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getting your whatever dollars a
day?

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Right, OK.
That's a good point.

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That's a good point, yeah.
Now you could have solved all of

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this if you had only said
something to your new employer

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before you were officially
signing anything and said, hey,

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what about parking?
I don't know if you're aware

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what year it is, David, but
books like that don't exist

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anymore.
Really.

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Ain't nobody getting their
parking paid for.

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When?
You were doing a morning show at

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Foreman's age, Dave.
Maybe back then that was

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included in your.
I don't think.

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That stuff's included.
Well, you've got to ask, you

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know, if they don't want to
include it, you can always.

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Ask that stuff wasn't included
15 years ago.

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Come on, 17 years ago?
What are you talking about?

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You don't know how to play the
game.

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See.
The game ended.

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That wasn't even over.
That's the problem.

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How badly do you want me to come
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Pay for my parking.
Not, not badly.

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Moving on to.
The next candidate.

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See you later.
Oh, OK.

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Well, somebody badly wanted to
pay for mine, so I never a

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problem.
We're foreman.

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Foreman.
Nobody.

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So it's a common conversation
around the office of people who

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work downtown is where are you
parking right?

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How are you getting away with?
Getting away with you.

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And plenty of morning show
people.

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By the way, Dave, I believe,
will park on the street because

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they're not coming around to
check until later in the

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morning.
And sometimes they get you and

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sometimes they don't.
Sometimes you go down or you

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pull up your app and you you pay
for the last 20 minutes of your

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day or whatever and make sure
you get out of there before they

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you got to re up it.
OK.

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All right.
So it's easier for morning

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shows.
Yeah, that makes sense.

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That makes sense my.
First radio, second radio job,

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second radio job required me to
have to find somewhere to park.

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But you know, again, this was
quite a while ago.

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And so you could sit at a meter
for a long, long time.

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Now you can't.
Like it's 2 hour limit or

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something like that.
But yeah.

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Yeah.
And the game, you know, the

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subtext of playing the game is
you were taking your life into

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your own hands.
If you're doing it at a

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municipal lot or a city lot,
they have the resources to come

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check and they do OK.
Yeah, that's true.

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Then then they can hold that
against your license plate when

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it's up for renewal.
Yeah.

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Right.
OK when it's a.

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Privately owned lot, It's
different.

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Is it who?
Gives a shit.

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Yeah, the privately owned ones
are the ones you don't really

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care about.
You don't.

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Care about so they don't come
around and check.

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Well, they some do, they might
somehow and they'll stick

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something on on your window that
says you owe us.

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And some people freak out and
go, well, this is a parking

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ticket.
No, it's not.

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No, it is not.
Because they can't issue parking

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to only the city can issue
parking.

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No, and they're and and they're
not going to whatever you might

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owe them.
What's the most you could

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possibly owe them 20?
4060 bucks 50 What are the?

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Odds.
They're coming for that.

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What are the odds they're going
to sue you and take you to

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court?
They're not going to.

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Spend their time and resources
to track you down for 30 bucks.

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That does not suggest I I would
not suggest that.

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If you're dealing with a city a
lot, which would be a meter or

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something like that, you can't
fool with them.

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They will issue a ticket and you
will have to pay that.

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Yes, in fact, I talked to
someone who frequently doesn't

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pay for parking downtown
Stratford this week on the radio

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in Country 104.
And then when she went to renew

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her license plate, they wouldn't
until she paid $3000.

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There you go.
So I'm not recording.

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So when you come to this.
That's crazy.

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When you're dealing.
With.

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When you're dealing when, when
you're playing the game, you've

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got to be very aware of some of
that stuff.

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Yeah, I'm not suggesting you try
to RIP off parking lots that are

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privately owned.
It's not they're ripping us off

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by making us pay obscene amounts
of money.

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I've always it's.
Totally fine.

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I've always sort of.
They're making.

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Lots, yeah.
Sort of that way too form it is

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that they're making lots of
money.

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So Luger.
And this lot is not under video

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surveillance.
It's not very well lit.

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It's full of potholes.
Every other day you see

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somebody's window got smashed,
then the broken glasses just

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there for weeks at a time.
And everyone has there's like,

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oh, well, there's three spots no
one can park in.

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It's just, oh.
My God.

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I'm not paying for that.
For your parking.

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Yes.
They're not even keeping up with

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the lot.
They don't care about it.

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I don't care.
There anyway don't.

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Pay there.
Well, you park there because

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it's cheap, because the price is
nothing.

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It's free because for months
they haven't checked at all.

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Right, OK.
And if they do you check then I

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don't know.
Who knows?

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And some people are very.
Bucks maybe, you know.

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Brian Hoover, who listens to
this podcast, he came me a call

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the other day and he went on to
say that he's a, he's a very

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accomplished game player.
He's never paid for parking

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anywhere and he's never gotten a
ticket.

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What ever in.
His life where?

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He has no my we.
We owe money in Toronto, I know

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that.
Yeah, OK.

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We owe money in Toronto because
last year, you recall, I think

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because we talked about it, I, I
had, I had to stay an extra day.

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What a hardship stay an extra
day and I had to pay for it in

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the sunny S because of a
snowstorm in Toronto and our

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flight was cancelled and all
that stuff.

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So we had already paid for our
parking in Toronto for the full

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7 days that we needed it.
Except when we got back a day

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later, there was a ticket on the
windshield.

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Like, yeah, I don't think I'm
going to pay that.

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I'm sorry, just.
Let the park and fly.

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I'll make lots of money,
everybody.

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Here.
They're fine.

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Now, am I going to that lot
again when I'm in Toronto next

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time?
Probably not.

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No, probably not.
Yeah.

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Does rule those lots out when
that happens?

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Yeah, you.
Start you start to narrow down

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your options, but Toronto's a a
big city, so I think I'm OK for

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a while.
But somebody like Brian Hoover

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seems to have figured out.
He even used an example of

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pulling into a a large downtown
arena and telling the attendant,

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oh I work for the sponsor so I
don't have to pay for parking

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and they just let him in.
That's very clever.

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That's very clever.
Well, I got a ticket once at

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Western University and it was
only 20 bucks.

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But my friend at the time worked
in the parking office there, and

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so she said don't even pay it.
Yeah, we don't send that.

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It's only 20 bucks.
We don't send that little to

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collections, Right.
So she's like, don't.

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Don't never following up on
that.

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Yeah, yes, no, and I never have.
But if you keep doing it.

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Yeah, then they if if you owe
$3000.

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Yeah, it starts then.
That's an issue.

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If you start making it worth
their while, it will be worth

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their while.
That's right.

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Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
So this has been months of free

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parking at the lot I use so
you're.

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Still not paying?
Until this week.

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Oh boy, OK.
Because for the last week now,

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it's just been one week and one
week only.

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I pulled in, you know, mid
morning buddy in the booth is

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done for the day.
So usually I get there and the

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booth is all closed up, or if
he's still there I just wave at

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him and.
He's done for the day mid

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morning.
Yeah, he's only attending there

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in the morning to get the the
morning downtown, you know.

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Sure, that makes sense.
Yeah.

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And then there's a bit of car
there with the parking lot

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corporation logo on it and a guy
in a vest and he's got his phone

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out sideways and he's bending
down in front of cars looking at

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license plates.
See who's paid and who hasn't by

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your friendly neighborhood
foreman.

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Is there the exact time the
attendant is?

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I know he's there.
So of course you're going to pay

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that day that he's there, right?
But also, you've had six months

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of free parking, right?
How long is this blitz going to

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last, right?
How your luck's going to run out

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at some point.
Yes, the game is over.

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No, it's up.
The game just got the auntie's

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just been upped, but the game's
still being played.

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The game's never over.
Oh, I see.

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Game is never over.
Whatever.

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How dare you sully this game is.
Sully.

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Yeah, but then the next day he's
there again, so you pay again.

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OK, like you.
And it's a good thing he's there

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when you pull.
Out so I'm starting to think

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fine if the if this guy's always
going to be here at the exact

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same time I.
Arrive somewhere else.

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Fine, I know why I'll keep.
I'll pay if he's there.

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But now I'm starting to realize
that if he's not there, it's

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free again.
Yeah, but what if he comes at a

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different time of day and you
haven't paid?

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So the next day, he's not there.
The weather is starting to turn

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in.
I'm like, it's raining sideways.

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But he's not here.
He's not coming later.

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Game on, I'm back in the game.
Yeah, I see.

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He's a pain.
Yeah.

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Games.
I'm playing the game again.

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Right.
I'm totally fine.

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Nothing happened.
OK, OK.

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The next day, weather's even
worse as the storm's been coming

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in, Whatever.
And he's not there again, still

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playing the game.
He's not here, OK?

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All right, well, so far you're
winning the game, but anytime

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you pay money, I I feel like.
Yes, but you have to take that.

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That's a small amount of money
against all the free parking

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you've had.
I agree.

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Way ahead, you are way ahead,
and you.

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Six months of not paying exactly
to pay for one week is nothing,

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or even a month is nothing.
Cannot let the threat what is

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the?
Daily rate by the way, the

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nothing that you're talking
about. 7 bucks. $7.00.

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Pretty good for downtown.
For a whole day.

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Yeah, that's cheap.
That's probably why they don't

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come very often 'cause they're
like, whatever, we're gonna go

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to the $20 lot cheap.
Yeah, I'm not paying that.

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Well, it's still dirt cheap.
No wonder there's not.

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No wonder their people are
breaking into cars.

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My hair stylist and she works
downtown so she has to pay for

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parking, but for a long time
they weren't checking either.

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She's like, so I was parking for
free and and it was the same

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car.
So even if they did, I think her

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pass ran out.
But it was her license plate

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that they check right?
So it's said that she did have

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anyway, somehow she was still
paying and then she got a new

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car.
So then she got a new license

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plate.
So now she's like, I got to pay

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again, but she had a good like
probably six months to a year

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run of not paying too.
Yeah, that's very well, you

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know, if you can.
Get.

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But you got to know all that.
It's all the you know.

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Yeah, I don't know.
If I were her, I would just not

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pay.
Still a new car.

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Well.
Now they know her car is, they

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know it's a new car, right?
Yeah, it's different. 7 Not very

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dedicated gameplay well. $7.00 a
day is like that's a pittance

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right for might as how might as
well not taking to how far are

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you?
How far are you walking from

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there block?
And 1/2.

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That's not bad for downtown,
that's cheap, but it does add up

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over time, you know?
It does, but some of that.

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Like a year pass or something.
You can, we've talked about

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this.
If you, if you see righty in the

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booth, you pay, you pay him
cash.

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Yeah, he gives you a, a monthly
fee, but like, OK, you're paying

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him cash.
He's writing it out on and pen

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on a piece of paper.
I'm like, I'm pretty sure that

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money just going to him might
be.

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Right buddy is coming to the
into.

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His pocket.
Which fine if I'm guaranteeing

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not to get a ticket.
Sure, whatever.

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Because I did.
I did.

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No, the jig is up.
Wow again, the threat of 1

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ticket cannot deter you from
playing the game because think

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of how far ahead you still are.
True.

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How much is the?
Ticket free parking, it's 45

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bucks.
Well, again, it's like it's so

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low you might as well just pitch
it.

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Ride it out.
Yeah, Good luck.

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So are you going to pay that
ticket?

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Well, see the problem you now
you got to weigh the the risks

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of you'd still need to park
there every day.

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Yeah, right.
And you can't.

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Pay that, and if you do let them
pile up, then they might think

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they should probably do
something about it.

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Yeah, that's right.
That's true.

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Well, I would just, at this
point for a minute, I'm not, you

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know, I'm not great at advice on
this stuff because I'm not doing

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it.
And you're the one that's going

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to pay for this eventually.
But I I I mean, I did ignore and

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just plead, you know, you know,
stupidity or ignorance.

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Yeah.
What what ticket?

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I didn't get a ticket.
Did you put it on my windshield?

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I never saw it.
Right.

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Right.
Yes, that's.

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Why?
I would try that one anyway,

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yeah.
What are they going to try and

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have a little discussion with
the buddy in the booth and and I

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have and everything's fine for
now.

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OK, I'll say that.
All right, good.

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Everything's fine for now.
Will you keep us updated?

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Yes, because I don't think you
win at this game.

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I'm not paying for that.
I think he's won so far.

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I mean, you're, you have to
weigh the amount of free parking

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versus what you've actually had
to pay for.

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And I think Forman's winning.
Winning very much, but

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eventually you're not winning
anymore.

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Eventually that guy's not coming
around anymore.

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That's what you think?
This is due to Wonder Whelming

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Demand.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast that would
make a great Secret Santa gift

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for for someone you don't like.
Secret friends about, Yeah.

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Secret Santas that that's part
of the problem.

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If you get someone, you don't,
which is why I never really

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wanted to do.
You know what my daughter is

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doing a Secret Santa with all of
her friends.

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And I'm, I'm trying to warn her
not that she doesn't like her

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friends, but it's what you're
going to get like every time

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you're in a Secret Santa.
How often do you get a gift that

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you like, you know, never.
So you're just doing it for the

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experience.
You're not doing it to get

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something good, right.
And if you put work into your,

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that's a whole, we could talk
about that actually.

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No, no, we don't need to talk
about that.

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I'm sorry I even brought it up
but.

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In Halifax from a a mystery Co
worker, I got a gift set of a a

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body wash gift set and I
thought, do I stink?

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Yeah, that was this.
That's.

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Exactly right gift set.
That's exactly right, somebody.

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Gave me one year or gave Jeremy
I think at work, maybe a bunch

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of Star Wars stuff.
Jeremy is like, I don't fucking

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watch Star Wars.
Well, they already bought it for

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whoever they ended up giving it
to.

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And then you just give it to.
It's like the worst thing.

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So save.
Your money.

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I'm sorry.
I I apologize for bringing this

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up and I'm not talking to to
you. 2 OK, I'm very sorry.

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OK, well, I'm going to bring up
something else because I want to

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play.
Is this something or nothing?

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Yeah, something or nothing.
What a segue, I want to talk

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about something.
Something or nothing.

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You know what?
I'm not even going to try with

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my Segways and I don't because
you guys make fun of me anyway

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so.
Yeah, we know you don't.

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Fuck you, something or nothing.
Wow, wow, wow.

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My husband was on like a
training zoom call, right?

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And he was working at home this
day.

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And so in the middle of this
call, it's like a day long

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training.
So they're sitting there all

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day, right?
So you got to take breaks in

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between.
What is he getting?

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What does he now know how to do
at the end of this call?

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You don't even know what this
was for, to be honest.

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That would do what a drag to be
on an old days zoom.

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I don't know.
He's a manager of something.

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Something some kind of office
task?

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The reason why you want to reach
the stage in your life where you

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don't have to work anymore,
right?

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Yeah.
Well, it was, yeah, it might

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have been half a day.
I don't know.

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It was a long time Anyway, so
they, you know, of course they

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have to take breaks.
So he stops, he, you know,

402
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leaves the computer for a bit
and I'm like, oh, what are you

403
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doing?
He's like, we're on a bio break.

404
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,240
And I was like, pardon me, a
what?

405
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A bio break, the guy called it.
We're going to take a 15 minute

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bio break, he says.
OK.

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And I'm like, what does that
mean?

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Jeremy's like, I don't know,
think you go to the bathroom or

409
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whatever.
I'm like, who calls it a bio

410
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biological break?
A bio?

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A bio biology?
Break a bio, break a bio, break,

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you're saying?
We're going to take a break like

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you don't need to tell me.
So you wondering if this is

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something or nothing bio?
Break something or nothing.

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It's a bio break.
Bio Break.

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It's bio break.
Bio break Doo Doo, Doo Doo, you

417
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know?
Yeah.

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Hal Johnson and Joanne McCall.
And Joanne?

419
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No, yeah, not that fun it sounds
like.

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Why you're calling anything a
bio break?

421
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What a nerdy thing to say.
I don't know who the trainer

422
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was.
I don't know what the trainer

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didn't work for their company.
Nothing.

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You know, I think it was.
There's nothing.

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What are we talking about here?
It's a bio break.

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Just say, hey, we're going to
take a 15 minute break.

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Everybody knows what they can
do.

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Call it 15 minutes.
I'll call it whatever you say.

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Who cares?
A bio break makes it yeah like.

430
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That would call it that.
Go take a shit break sounds

431
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like.
America, not I'm.

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Not doing it.
Like that's what it's almost

433
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sounds disgusted.
It's OK to say that.

434
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Gross as opposed to a bio break.
Yeah, like don't call it a bio

435
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break.
Like what if I'm having a snack

436
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or something?
I don't want to think about

437
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going to the bathroom.
A bio break.

438
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A bio break that's.
Very olive break could mean

439
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getting something to eat that's.
Biological oh come a bio break

440
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is like what?
Are you talking about a bio?

441
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,200
Break a stupid thing to say a
bio break what a.

442
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Dumb doing the training a human
or AI like a bio break sounds

443
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like well you humans go do your
biological processes.

444
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The rest of us getting ready to
take your jobs robot.

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We'll stay here and keep
working.

446
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I'm telling you right now, A.
Bio don't need a bio break.

447
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A bio break just means get up,
walk, yeah, go get something to

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eat.
Go to the bathroom.

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Go to know.
What it means don't call it

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that, Yeah.
It's know who doesn't need to

451
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waste all that time is AI.
The AI doesn't need to waste

452
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what do you we're now we're on
the AI.

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This is very.
This is done.

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There's a whole.
AI security for me.

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That's what it's called the bio.
Put your tin hat on again there

456
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for me.
Non human would call it a

457
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biological break.
Well, what did it?

458
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,480
There's nobody called it A.
Bio They said it was a bio

459
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,520
break.
Bio Break.

460
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,960
T.
That's what that is.

461
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,000
AI doesn't know what that that's
what they think that's

462
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,240
appropriate.
Think this is OK?

463
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,760
Let me.
Is this something or is this

464
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,040
nothing?
Calling it a bio break.

465
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,000
It's.
So nothing.

466
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,080
I can't believe we're taking a.
Question, is it stupid for them

467
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,200
to say the word the phrase bio
break?

468
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,400
I don't really think it is.
Because they're giving away the

469
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,240
whole game.
Everybody's on this call to get

470
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,160
trained on how to be probably
more efficient at the office.

471
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,160
And you know what helps to be
more efficient at the office If

472
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,160
you don't work there 'cause AI
does now.

473
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,240
No, a bio break.
You need one of those.

474
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,360
Give me a bio break.
Yeah.

475
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,040
When are we getting our bio?
Break.

476
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,120
OK, I don't know if there's this
a conspiracy about.

477
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,240
AI meanwhile everyone's off
doing their biological

478
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,200
functions.
The AIS are saying, see all this

479
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,080
time these humans are wasting,
we would be so much better.

480
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,600
Nobody said biological, they
said bio.

481
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,560
That's what it.
Means it means go do something,

482
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,280
get up, stand.
AI doesn't have to.

483
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,040
Why do you care?
Can I ask you a question here?

484
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,560
When when your.
Husband.

485
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,920
When your husband said to you,
we're on a bio break and you

486
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,640
went, what did you see?
That stopped me in my tracks.

487
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,680
OK.
And you said?

488
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,120
Pardon me.
Right, who calls it that?

489
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,360
Yeah, what a dumb thing to.
Say what was your husband's

490
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,920
reaction?
He was just like, well, I guess

491
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,400
we go to the bathroom or
something.

492
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,640
And I was like, who?
What a nerdy thing.

493
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,000
Like what are you trying to
prove by calling it a bio race?

494
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,320
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

495
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,560
He didn't think it was anything,
really.

496
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,000
He doesn't work in a lab I.
Think it didn't.

497
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,480
I think it's something.
You're not scientists.

498
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,120
You work in television.
It's not a thing.

499
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,120
It's nothing.
You can call it whatever you

500
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,000
want.
Who calls like so dumb?

501
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,040
Take a snack break.
It's not like you're calling it

502
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,200
that to be, you know, inclusive
or whatever.

503
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,560
You're just calling it that
because you think it's cool.

504
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,320
You think it sounds smart.
I think it sounds really dumb.

505
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,960
Just take. 15 just take 15
minutes.

506
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,600
Yeah, hey, we're going to take a
break.

507
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,960
But for 15 minutes for your
biological functions, there's.

508
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,800
Nobody said that.
You don't need to add that.

509
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,760
Nobody said that.
Don't add that.

510
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,280
The humans need to much their
skin and if you scream their

511
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,040
inner.
I think Foreman you need.

512
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,720
OK, I think it's something, and
clearly Foreman does too.

513
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,240
I think it's absolutely nothing.
Like.

514
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,280
A bio break.
A bio break.

515
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,040
Bio Break.
Anyway, we're going to take a

516
00:24:42,040 --> 00:25:04,160
little bio break.
This is due to Wonder Mill.

517
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,520
What is it?
What is it called?

518
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,720
Again, due to underwhelming
demand, the podcast that's just

519
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,160
as sick of Mariah Carey this
time of year as you are.

520
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,440
So, you know, just yes, yes,
yes, sick.

521
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,840
Don't say that.
Yeah, no, really sick.

522
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,760
It's.
Blasphemous.

523
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,360
No, it's not.
It's not and.

524
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,840
At the time of this recording,
it's still only November.

525
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,800
True, but as we record this it
without giving too much away,

526
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,920
it's Black Friday I.
Have some shopping to do today.

527
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,880
But I have for you, if you're
doing some shopping next

528
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,800
Tuesday, Yeah, a list of off,
limit, off, limit gifts this

529
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,640
time of year.
OK, don't buy these gifts.

530
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,720
Yeah, you should be aware of
this now if.

531
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,280
We could have a whole, we could
have a an extensive list of

532
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,960
things not to buy.
And if you need to be told this

533
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,240
and you were going to buy some
of these, yeah, I think you're a

534
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,120
bad gift giver.
Well.

535
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,880
I know.
But I do like to bring this

536
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,920
forward because I do think it's
it's amusing.

537
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,800
I find it amusing that someone
actually went to the trouble of

538
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,240
putting together a list of the
top five things.

539
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,080
You shouldn't buy some.
I could put together AI could do

540
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,400
that.
Well, I know you could do it.

541
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,160
You could just.
But you're going to do the top

542
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,880
five things that Rachel doesn't
want, and that's completely

543
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,520
different.
That's different.

544
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,040
Fine.
OK, Yeah.

545
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,800
So we're consulted.
Isn't it?

546
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,520
Yes, well that's what I was
going to say is should we have

547
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,000
consulted Megan and her Dick
themed gifts?

548
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,520
Yes, maybe.
OK, while I think that's very

549
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,080
funny that she does that with
her sister, I don't particularly

550
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,880
want.
What am I going to do with those

551
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,880
things?
You know what I mean?

552
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,600
Well, yes, but if you had.
Someone that you?

553
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,600
Exchanged gifts with who started
doing that and then you started

554
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,560
to respond to that.
Then you would be on to

555
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,080
something.
I guess then you'd have a whole

556
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,200
drawer full of Dicks things.
Yes.

557
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,640
And which maybe isn't a bad
thing, I don't.

558
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,600
Know now you know now I have to
make that the title of this

559
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,080
episode that's.
Right, I don't.

560
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,560
A drawer full of.
Dick, not that we're being

561
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,560
judgmental about your drawer.
Yeah, you're drawer full.

562
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,520
Whatever.
I don't really care 'cause I

563
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,160
shouldn't.
Really put that on the bag.

564
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,360
But once again, Megan doesn't so
this.

565
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,960
Is not what I wanted to do,
yeah.

566
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,760
That could have been on our
merch, which we'll tell you

567
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,840
about later.
Number six on this top five

568
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,880
list.
Oh, look at that drawer full of

569
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:28,120
Dicks.
OK, so this is a list.

570
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,960
See if you can guess.
See if you can guess.

571
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,320
Well, I'll just give them to
you.

572
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,120
I'll count them down from #5 to
the number one off limit gift.

573
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,200
Yes, OK.
And you should be able to guess

574
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,600
what that is by the time I.
Other than the drawer.

575
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,280
Have we already?
Mentioned it.

576
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,560
No, I told you #6 on the list,
Careful of death at #5 These are

577
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,640
things you these are off limits.
Don't buy this, OK?

578
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Yes, off limits, so don't buy it
right ever.

579
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,960
Household items, cleaning
supplies.

580
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,080
Yes, yeah, fair.
OK, so when you say household

581
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,960
items, does that mean like a
kettle?

582
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,560
No, how is this written?
Household items.

583
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,240
You're right.
Calm a.

584
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,680
Cleaning Surprise Cleaning a.
Slash cleaning supplies.

585
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,920
So don't buy cleaning supplies.
Or household items, OK.

586
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,520
The aisle at Canadian Tire,
that's a bunch of cleaning.

587
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,800
Like don't buy anything from
that as a gift.

588
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,400
But household items?
But I need cleaner.

589
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,560
Not as a gift.
Not as a gift.

590
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,320
No, you can't buy cleaner.
Like any cleaning supplies I

591
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,360
think are off limits.
But household items could be

592
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,400
like, you know, an air fryer,
which people do buy for, for,

593
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,960
you know, apply little
appliances.

594
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,440
Like that?
So Rachel, OK, so you're

595
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,480
suggesting that household items
would then?

596
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,880
Some of them.
OK, so don't you have a?

597
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Cautionary tale about why you
should never buy your mom

598
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,520
kitchen appliances.
And.

599
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,080
Here you are suggesting kitchen
appliances.

600
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,320
Well then last year Jeremy asked
for an air fryer for Christmas

601
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,000
and he was very happy to receive
it.

602
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,640
Air fryers are great.
They really are.

603
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,280
They're good.
They're great, yeah.

604
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,800
That would be.
One or are you or do you think

605
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,360
they'll they're like microwaves?
I would like one.

606
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,800
Oh, OK.
Oh, all right, Tin.

607
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,480
Tin hats off.
OK, sure.

608
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,400
All righty.
So household items, I mean

609
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,840
household items I guess could
include the brush that you scrub

610
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,600
the dishes with, so.
Right, like any cleaning

611
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,880
supplies for store or a note?
Can I stick that in a stocking?

612
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,480
No.
All right.

613
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,160
Gee, what's in the stocking?
It's shaped like a toilet bowl

614
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,040
brush.
Yes, it's a rush for your

615
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,400
toilet.
Giving somebody cleaning

616
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,800
supplies implies that you they
have to clean for you or

617
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,280
something.
You know you that's not.

618
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,000
What if they need a new one?
OK, never mind.

619
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,480
All right, at #4 this is
interesting.

620
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,960
Maybe it's not dwarf.
Or because we already said never

621
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,400
say #4 intimate clothing.
Intimate clothing.

622
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,840
OK, I've got a good story about
that.

623
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,480
OK, good intimate clothing would
mean and then that you don't

624
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,600
want underwear, underpants,
underpants.

625
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,440
OK, my I think my mother-in-law
buys Jeremy socks and underwear

626
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,640
every year.
I don't.

627
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,560
Right, you don't.
That's that she just always has

628
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,560
and that's the, you know, the
restock.

629
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,080
His mom, sure.
Yes.

630
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,120
Yeah, but I don't still buy him
Buy.

631
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,920
I might buy him socks or
something.

632
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,520
I don't know.
I think I may buy bought him.

633
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,840
Socks or socks?
I would, but we.

634
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,320
Would have family.
Christmas.

635
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,760
Clothing, anyway.
Socks.

636
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,680
They're on your.
Feet.

637
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,120
Well, socks and underwear are
intimate clothing.

638
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,720
No underpants.
Socks are.

639
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I think under underpants are
intimate.

640
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Clothing, right.
OK.

641
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,440
Braziers we had a our intimate
clothing.

642
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,320
We had a family gift exchange
years and years and like

643
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,480
probably 20 years ago.
Lingerie would be intimate

644
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,800
clothing.
My one of my cousins received

645
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:46,560
lingerie from an aunt like a
nightie like a like a fancy

646
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,760
nightie and she was like what
the what is this?

647
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:55,000
And the aunt wasn't an elf.
No, no, it was.

648
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,320
So that was.
That was awkward.

649
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,160
That is awkward.
That's all and.

650
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,280
It's not her mom.
Yeah, no thanks.

651
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,800
Actually, they're not related by
blood.

652
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,800
So they're both in laws or?
No, they're no one of them.

653
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,840
Is.
They're not related by, so

654
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,120
that's a good.
Not right?

655
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,800
Well, what?
Do you well?

656
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,400
What do you do if you're
significant?

657
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,720
Other says.
And we generally check each year

658
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,880
because I don't have my mom's
not buying my stuff for me.

659
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,680
We generally I will get the
question asked, do you need

660
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,200
underwear?
And I would be I don't think so.

661
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,440
I don't think I think I'm good
or and then and then I will then

662
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,040
reverse.
Do you?

663
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,200
No, I have plenty.
I'm all right.

664
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,520
So you know, but that's stocking
that may be material that could

665
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,200
go I think.
And you're stalking.

666
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,520
It's a necessary.
Appropriate person.

667
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,760
Yes, it's a necessary gift,
something you need.

668
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,200
It is something you need.
Please don't put it in a box

669
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,920
wrapped under the tree because I
know.

670
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,760
Feel like.
That's a.

671
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,120
Stalking gift?
Yeah.

672
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,400
Yeah, okay.
All right.

673
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,120
Sure, from the approach.
So I'm not that one like 5050

674
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,000
for me.
Okay, so no, but no lingerie.

675
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,040
No.
Well, unless it's from your

676
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,880
husband, I guess.
And you don't have to.

677
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880
Open it in front of it just as.
A family.

678
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,480
I mean, I don't know anyway.
It depends on who it's from.

679
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,640
OK.
Yeah, all right #3 on the off

680
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,760
limit gifts list, gag or prank
gifts.

681
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,720
Megan.
I mean, they're funny, but

682
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,320
they're just as just a waste of
money, you know?

683
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,760
Again, I think it all depends
on.

684
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,640
I've gotten you guys some cake,
some gag gifts, I.

685
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,800
Forgot my poop pillow somewhere.
Yes, remember I got you the

686
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,720
toilet paper with Donald Trump.
I don't.

687
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,440
Have that I haven't used that I
should.

688
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,760
Yes, I used that in 2020 once.
Still in the wrapping.

689
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,360
Yeah, and I will use it in 3 1/2
years again, probably 2.

690
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,040
Yeah, I don't, I, I think gag
gifts are all right.

691
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,800
If you're, we did a thing one
time where we would, we put the

692
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,040
limit at $25, I think.
So spend, everybody spends 25

693
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,840
and you, you just grab a wrapped
gift from under the tree and

694
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,040
that's what you get.
And then you know, all that

695
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,320
stuff.
And sometimes there were gag

696
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,520
gifts in there.
Yeah, but again, if you get one

697
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,280
of those, you.
Said And then what do you want

698
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:15,840
with it?
Yeah.

699
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,680
It's a waste of money.
And then you want to trade it

700
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,120
for the Bailey's gift set and,
and then sure, yes, yes.

701
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,920
And everybody wants.
Those gift cards, lottery

702
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,000
ticket, that's what you take to
a yeah, you know, gift swap.

703
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,240
I don't think gift cards, I'm
sorry, gift cards say.

704
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,520
Yeah, to me.
A gift card?

705
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,960
Well, gift cards are handier
than say.

706
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,080
A lottery ticket that's worth
nothing for.

707
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:41,960
A drawer for Dicks.
A gift card to me says maybe.

708
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,800
Here you go.
Merry Christmas.

709
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,480
I couldn't be bothered shopping
for you.

710
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,800
Well, but a gift card at a gift
exchange, like a gift swap

711
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,040
because you don't know what
you're going to get.

712
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,560
Those are hot commodities at
ours.

713
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,000
Could be, and you can pick them
up at Petra Canada on the way.

714
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,640
So sure.
And now also a bottle of wine

715
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,040
for some reason.
Proving Doug.

716
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,320
Proving my point.
Proving my point for me.

717
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:12,560
Yeah #2 in your off limit gift
list hygiene items.

718
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,159
Well, yes, yeah.
I mean for my family you could

719
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:20,120
put like maybe deodorant in the
stocking or something.

720
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,440
That's a hygiene item, yeah.
I wouldn't give that.

721
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,520
To anyone else for a kid.
Yeah, I would put that in the

722
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,600
stock that's.
A hygiene item, but no batch of

723
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,639
silk.
No, that goes in the drawer full

724
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:36,880
of Dicks.
All right, So we've cleared up

725
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,280
what we're certain hygiene items
are OK.

726
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:45,639
Those things go together.
I just thought I would ask I.

727
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,440
Just thought I would ask.
No, I don't think you shouldn't

728
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,280
assume you know someone else's
problem.

729
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,560
You know what?
I mean.

730
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,440
It depends, like if you got to
open stuff like that in front of

731
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,160
extended family, you don't want
to have to explain your fungal

732
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,640
situation.
That's right.

733
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,640
So off limits.
Yeah.

734
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,400
So I guess.
That's a good one, Dave.

735
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,160
Good.
Yes, you're right.

736
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,320
We could all agree.
On that one Viagra would we

737
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,760
include that on?
I wouldn't.

738
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,080
I mean it's how expensive is it?
I don't that's trouble.

739
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,760
I don't know.
Luckily I don't know, but also

740
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,800
in fortunately I don't know
Merry.

741
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,000
Christmas.
I assumed you needed the heavy

742
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,560
flow kind.
Yeah, don't be giving, you know,

743
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,240
feminine hygiene products any of
the like.

744
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,840
That's not yeah.
I really need a bio break.

745
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,920
Non gift.
OK.

746
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,640
Can you guess then now with
after we've gone through the

747
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,360
number 5 through 2, but the
number one off limit gift would

748
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,280
I?
Actually can't, because I think

749
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:59,280
those hygiene items showed up at
#1 yeah, that's like now that

750
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,800
that's all the means, and I know
that.

751
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,600
These I'll give you a hit.
These outweigh hygiene items

752
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,080
outweigh literally,
figuratively, and literally.

753
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,960
You can't guess.
Huh.

754
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,320
You can't guess.
Is it related to the cleaning

755
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,440
dwarf full of Dicks?
No, not related to the dwarf

756
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,280
full of Dicks you've done.
Hygiene cleaning products.

757
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,760
Well, let's count them down
again.

758
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,400
Add number six dwarf full of
Dicks #5 household slash

759
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,200
cleaning #4 intimate clothing #3
gag prank gifts #2 hygiene

760
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,960
items.
Hey, that number one, you still

761
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,360
don't know.
Vacuum.

762
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,880
You're gonna.
You're gonna smack yourself in

763
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,720
the forehead.
They really are from the.

764
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,520
Drawer.
Fitness products.

765
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,080
Oh, fitness products weight
loss.

766
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,640
Products.
Fitness products.

767
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,160
Right, OK.
That I was zempic.

768
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Well, it might be, you know,
Well, that's something that some

769
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,040
people might want.
The Ed medication, I think it

770
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,800
could be expensive, right?
I don't know how you get that

771
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,600
here without a prescription, but
anyway, the.

772
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,240
List of things that Rachel may
want for Christmas.

773
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,520
Viagra.
Ozempic Yeah, no, I don't think

774
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,640
it.
Seems someone asks for fitness

775
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,800
like if somebody says oh, I want
to One year Jeremy wanted a

776
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,760
kettlebell.
I was like, all right, so I.

777
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,480
Have someone very close to me
who wants something fitness

778
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,880
related.
Yeah, for Christmas for it

779
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,440
fitness related.
And you know.

780
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,280
She wants it, yes.
You've already given her the

781
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,840
vacuum and that went over well.
It did me very well, by the way,

782
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,440
she.
Asked for the vacuum too.

783
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,000
Exactly.
She wanted the vacuum.

784
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,360
And the vacuum, by the way, is
something that I'm the one that

785
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,360
uses it all the time.
Right as she was hoping.

786
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,480
For yeah, it's true.
It's.

787
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,840
True.
Well, you're the one who's home,

788
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,960
Yes.
You're not working.

789
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,280
I am hoping so I can do that.
I don't really have.

790
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,640
Fitness products that I was, but
those all go on sale in January

791
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,240
too, so don't buy them before
Christmas.

792
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,040
Just saying.
Can you wait to Boxing Day?

793
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,600
Yeah, exactly.
Did we cover everything?

794
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Yeah, none.
Size.

795
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,320
Yeah, I really think we did.
Well, yeah, we didn't cover the

796
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,040
what was it?
Who was the lady who got the

797
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,760
this?
What was fast fact pesticide?

798
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,320
Sprayer.
Backpack sprayer.

799
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,840
We didn't cover that.
Don't don't give anybody a

800
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,680
backpack sprayer.
All the time.

801
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,320
She was so funny, she.
Got a?

802
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Backpack sprayer for her
birthday.

803
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,040
Her.
Birthday or Christmas?

804
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,400
That was so.
Funny.

805
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,680
Oh my gosh.
From her husband, Yeah.

806
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,640
And then there's a famous quote
I think during that same topic

807
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,560
was no gift is inappropriate
until you give it a chance.

808
00:38:42,600 --> 00:39:06,880
I think we should end there.
This is due to underwhelming

809
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,040
demand.
It's a podcast of featuring

810
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,200
Dave, Rachel, and Foreman.
Not only is it underwhelming,

811
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,520
but we're underpaid, like
extremely underpaid.

812
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,960
So if you would like to sponsor
said underwhelming podcast, how

813
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,440
do how do I go about doing that?
How do I get a hold of me?

814
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,600
How do I get a?
Hold of you can go to our

815
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,400
website, underwhelming.ca or you
can e-mail us Dave,

816
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,000
rachelforeman@gmail.com.
Even if you go to our website,

817
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,960
there's a contact form there.
It goes right to our e-mail, so

818
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,800
we will get it.
We can, and there's a

819
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,520
sponsorship page on our website,
so you can check out some more

820
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,160
information there and then I can
send you pricing if you want.

821
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,080
I don't harass you.
You either do it or you don't.

822
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,880
That's fine.
Look to you and we have Shadow.

823
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,320
You could also buy shoutouts and
stuff that's brand new.

824
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,080
It's on the website too.
Listen, I was remiss last week.

825
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,480
Before we carry on, I just
wanted to acknowledge the

826
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,160
passing of the legendary Bill
Brady.

827
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,960
I was heartbroken to to hear
that news.

828
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,760
Bill Brady used to do a thing on
the radio called the Bunny

829
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,400
Bundle, which I think was a
fundraiser for children and he

830
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,800
would do it at Easter time.
And so we would all, when as

831
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,440
school kids and I was in
elementary school, you would do

832
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,440
maybe a fundraiser or whatever
and take the money in.

833
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,320
He would, kids would come in and
he'd put him on the radio in the

834
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,000
morning.
I mean, radio was a different,

835
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,840
it was a different kind of radio
back then.

836
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,960
And I was chosen along with two
or three other kids to go and

837
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,720
take the money that we had
raised to.

838
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,600
So I actually was on the radio
as a kid.

839
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:42,000
Yes, that long ago as a kid.
And I remember thinking, I think

840
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,080
I would like to do this.
And somehow also, my dad worked

841
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,760
at a car dealership, and they
used to have a Christmas party

842
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,000
for the kids.
So my dad would bring my sisters

843
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,880
and I to, you know, and we would
all get a gift.

844
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,840
Santa Claus would show up and
we'd all get a gift.

845
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,640
And it was a little, you know,
it was a thing for the kids.

846
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,760
And I remember one year, Bill
Brady was the host.

847
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,160
He actually told a joke about my
dad, which I thought was the

848
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,840
coolest thing ever.
The coolest thing?

849
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,240
What was the joke?
Do you remember?

850
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,760
No, I don't, but I remember he
mentioned my dad, and I just

851
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,640
thought my dad's cool because
that's Bill Brady.

852
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,120
And my dad, he mentioned my.
Anyway, Bill Brady was a legend.

853
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:32,480
He was who he was the standard
bearer for radio people.

854
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,200
I mean in.
London, yeah.

855
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,680
Yeah, in London.
OK.

856
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,880
But I wanted to bring that I I.
We'll get to some messages,

857
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,440
yeah.
From other people.

858
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,000
Have we heard from anybody?
Well, we've heard from a lot of

859
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,240
people about the idea that
perhaps very, very soon, perhaps

860
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,800
in time for Christmas, maybe
possibly one of us is working

861
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,680
very, very hard on.
One of us is working.

862
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,320
Hard on it?
Yeah.

863
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,680
Who?
Who is it, guys?

864
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,520
Yeah.
Yeah, too.

865
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,160
Yeah.
The one that told us to F off

866
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,960
earlier, I think.
Yeah, yeah.

867
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,040
The one with a drawer full of
Dicks?

868
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,520
Not us.
Yeah, that we might actually

869
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,240
have merchandise you could put
under the tree for your loved

870
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,760
ones this year.
Yeah, Yeah.

871
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,200
Maybe that should be nice.
Maybe about this, maybe that's.

872
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,800
#7 on the off limit gift list.
Yeah, underwhelming.

873
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,760
Underwhelming merch.
Yeah, underwhelming merch.

874
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,320
Yeah, well it is underwhelming
in.

875
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,720
The work, Yeah.
And you asked what kind of stuff

876
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,440
people might want.
And, of course, the person who

877
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,280
lives in northern BC would
immediately say Tookes.

878
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,640
Thanks, Bonnie.
We got a took on there Yeah okay

879
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,320
so we've created the merch.
I had to go through a drop

880
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,200
shipper and and it's a whole
thing and set it up on our

881
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,800
websites and stuff so it's
coming but it's not quite there

882
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,560
yet coming soon if you sign up
to our newsletter, you can do

883
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,240
that on our website
underwhelming dot CAI will once

884
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,520
it's available I'll blast
everybody and say hey, it's

885
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,160
available so sign up for the
newsletter.

886
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,480
It only goes out once a week if
I remember to do it.

887
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:10,200
So also something I do anyway.
And then you can check out the

888
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,480
merch and we'll and we'll see if
you.

889
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,240
Like it?
We'll see what we have, Donna

890
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,080
says she would love it.
It would be like belonging to a

891
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,440
secret, not so secret club.
Yeah, that's true.

892
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,240
It is a secret, but not so
secret.

893
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,520
And if you have ideas for merch,
like once you see if you have

894
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,080
ideas for other things that you
would like to see or whatever,

895
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,600
sure.
After discussing back full of

896
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,560
Dicks, I don't think you should
be saying what would you like to

897
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,040
see our name on?
I'd like to see that on

898
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,360
something.
I don't think they offer that.

899
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,880
There's some, they've got lots
of products that where I'm

900
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,400
looking, but I'm just giving you
haven't seen that.

901
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,920
You just opened it up for ideas.
I'm just saying.

902
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,880
Just saying, OK.
What kind of stuff would you

903
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,640
like?
Ben says you'd be interested in

904
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,600
T-shirts or hats.
Barb says hats and ball caps,

905
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,200
OK.
Scarlett says coffee mug hoodies

906
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,960
and hats OK.
All right.

907
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,760
Mugs.
Sure.

908
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,920
Yeah, Melissa.
These are all very these are

909
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,440
these seem doable.
Yeah, Melissa says.

910
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,600
As your number one ambassador, I
would love a hoodie and T-shirt.

911
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,960
Oh, OK.
All right.

912
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,880
OK.
Jan says that would be fabulous.

913
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,880
I would love to have a dud
coffee mug.

914
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,160
Sure would be one-of-a-kind.
Yep.

915
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,160
Well.
OK, so I didn't do coffee mugs

916
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,080
because they were kind of this.
The regular small ones, they

917
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,600
might have a bigger size, but I
did.

918
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,960
There's tumblers, there's the
big ones like the insulated

919
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,200
ones, kind of like this, but
with a handle that you can take

920
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,560
to work or whatever with straws,
without straws anyway, so

921
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,800
there's a few options.
OK, I can do more, but anyway.

922
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,080
Yeah, Brian Yeti mugs and hats.
Yetis.

923
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,000
Hoodies for sure.
Connie's sweatshirt, hoodies,

924
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,600
tumblers.
Tracy a strong yes for T-shirts,

925
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,600
hoodies and tumblers.
OK Brenda, yes to all the

926
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,840
suggestions, but don't forget
about the plus sized people if

927
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,680
doing T-shirts and hoodies.
Yeah, I've got plus sizes on

928
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,520
there too.
I've got T-shirts, hoodies,

929
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:11,560
tumblers, big mug like travel
mugs, hats like a cap and a

930
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,680
took.
OK.

931
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:18,120
So Rod says bumper stickers.
I did do stickers but I don't

932
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,960
know how affordable they are
going to be with the.

933
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,760
Jerry would love a hoodie.
OK, there is.

934
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,600
Hoodies, Tom says hats with your
logo.

935
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,440
I would buy one or more.
OK, All right.

936
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,360
Well, we'll see anyway that I'm
we're working.

937
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,600
On it's.
Melanie, it's coming.

938
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,840
All of it.
Shirts, hats, lanyards,

939
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,160
etcetera.
Sure, OK.

940
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,560
Amber says definitely a hoodie,
but I would want to see ideas of

941
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,560
what they would look like before
I commit.

942
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,680
OK, that's fair.
That's fair.

943
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,440
Yeah.
Well, you opened it up.

944
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,680
You already said so.
You know, now you're hearing

945
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,400
this.
If you have any thoughts on what

946
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,240
you would, you can message.
US e-mail us CMS, whatever.

947
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,760
You can do that.
Sure, yes, because also Madonna

948
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:04,160
Sabo says Madonna, but that's
the Instagram name is not really

949
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:10,640
not be really interested at all.
Oh, OK, and Don Diane Kelliston

950
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,240
is the name of the account says
it's an idea, but I would pass.

951
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,080
Oh, OK.
Well, it's not for everyone and

952
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,560
I understand that.
Twist your arm?

953
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,360
No.
That's right.

954
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,080
Anyway, we're creating it.
It'll be there if you want.

955
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,440
If you don't, that's fine too,
but I'll let you know when it

956
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,320
comes out.
Coming soon, Coming soon.

957
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,120
Okay.
I think it was at last episode

958
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,400
we were talking about chickens
and how many eggs they lay.

959
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,200
That was a headline.
That was a Florida headline

960
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,480
where the the the gunfire
erupted over argument on how

961
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,640
many chickens or something is.
By the way, have you watched

962
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,120
Kate Beckinsale talk about her
daughter's boyfriend, Lane?

963
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,600
Two eggs.
What's what the actual fuck?

964
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,640
That's got to be a.
That had a yoke that had a

965
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,960
shell.
No.

966
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,640
Yes.
I know she was talking about it

967
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,280
on.
Jimmy Kimmel.

968
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,600
She showed Jimmy and Guillermo
pictures and they said what the

969
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,080
fuck?
I know it's unreal.

970
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,280
Like I thought she was good.
I thought this was a whole bit,

971
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,400
that it was a joke, but no.
And then it wasn't a joke.

972
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,160
And I'm like, no, she means it.
Yeah.

973
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,000
Can't be real.
OK, I didn't.

974
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,400
I don't think humans can lay
eggs.

975
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,960
No anyway.
How about chickens laying legs?

976
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,800
Yeah, well, Aaron got back to us
and he says chickens can lay

977
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,040
anywhere from 10 to 300 eggs per
year.

978
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,120
High production hybrids can lay
up to 300, but traditional breed

979
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,240
chickens lay around 180 to 250
eggs a year.

980
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,000
OK, well.
I don't know whether the

981
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,920
argument was over how many they
can do in a.

982
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,640
Year.
How many in a lifetime or I have

983
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,520
no idea.
It was a it was just a headline.

984
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,120
I thought they laid like 1 egg a
day.

985
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,560
That's.
Well that's up to like 300 ish

986
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,160
like almost one a day.
Close.

987
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,880
It's close. 180 is not.
That's like every other day

988
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,280
anyway, whatever you.
Know look, it's it's cold.

989
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,400
OK, sorry.
One every other day.

990
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,920
God yeah, they're having a bio
break.

991
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,320
Yeah, they're having a bio
break.

992
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,720
A whole day, like we get 15
minutes anyway, just saying.

993
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,200
I'm just.
Saying, yeah, but I mean, like,

994
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,200
if, if I didn't lay the egg
today, give me a break, it's

995
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,880
coming tomorrow, like, right,
you know.

996
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,200
OK.
Good things take.

997
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,600
Sure, that's why you have to
have a lot of chickens.

998
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,440
I guess you hold barn full
because you're only getting half

999
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,960
the amount of eggs every day.
And that's why AI doesn't care,

1000
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,240
because when AI is in charge,
they don't eat the chickens or

1001
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:24,040
the humans, okay?
Legs that we can eat themselves.

1002
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,560
We don't need, yeah, don't need
to eat them.

1003
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,360
Conspiracy.
OK.

1004
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,800
We're continuing on with
freezing butter.

1005
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,880
Dave Powery.
We've got a.

1006
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,720
We've got a, not this.
It's.

1007
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,120
Just no.
It's continuing.

1008
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,960
He sent me this.
Come on.

1009
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,240
A friend of mine who also
listens to our podcast, Jen,

1010
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,200
shout out to Jen, texted me this
this week.

1011
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:49,440
As of this recording, butter was
on sale for 399 I think at

1012
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,320
Shoppers Drug Mart.
And they both said to me, and

1013
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,120
Dave says, hey, Rach, go load up
the freezer.

1014
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,160
By the way, we freeze butter and
cheese all the time.

1015
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,680
And my friend Jerry said time to
go, time to go get butter for

1016
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,200
3/3/99.
Butter is cheap.

1017
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,880
That's the cheapest you're going
to find.

1018
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,600
How much butter?
And she said she's going right

1019
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,360
after work.
I said start the car.

1020
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,120
How much butter do you go
through?

1021
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,600
Can you give me like how many
you know, How many eggs does the

1022
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,040
chicken lay?
How much butter does Rachel go

1023
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,880
through?
Maybe a cup a week if we're

1024
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:26,400
baking.
Kendall's been baking a lot of

1025
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,760
cookies lately, and that's a
half a cup of butter.

1026
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,760
Each time.
OK, so how?

1027
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,280
I don't really know.
Not a Baker.

1028
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,040
Butter for like just cooking and
stuff.

1029
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,520
Like you just use butter, right?
Use butter.

1030
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,360
Are you using a lot of butter?
No, like I say, OK, butter.

1031
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,160
That is a good price for butter.
I don't get one or two of them.

1032
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,480
And put them in the fridge.
Leave them in the fridge.

1033
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,160
Just like a human being.
One or two, yeah.

1034
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,480
And then I, you know, leave it
in the fridge.

1035
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,720
Just got extra.
Just leave it in the fridge.

1036
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,280
OK, stop, stop, stop.
It's not just me, OK?

1037
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:08,480
That's all I have over here.
What's the worst Christmas gift

1038
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,600
you ever got?
Oh my gosh, I got a backpack

1039
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,240
sprayer from my husband.
Like a pesticide.

1040
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,960
Sprayer, yes.
So this Christmas I'm getting

1041
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,520
him some jewelry and like for
me.

1042
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,760
Oh, so you are still married
then?

1043
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,360
Oh.
Definitely it's payback time

1044
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,480
this year, but boy, he was so
proud of this and it was so huge

1045
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,280
under the Christmas tree.
And I thought, oh, he's really

1046
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,320
done it this year.
Yeah.

1047
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,640
Of of.
And he certainly did, Barb.

1048
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,280
Absolutely.
And opening that in front of all

1049
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,800
the family, it was like he was
like, oh, let's see if it fits.

1050
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,840
I'm going seriously like.