Don't Shave My Cat - Powered by Calves for a Cause! (Ep. 116)

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Oh come on, you didn't have a
beer.

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I had a beer, but I didn't
shotgun it and open it with my

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skate.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast that may be that may

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be the perfect cure for your
Saint Patrick's Day hangover.

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Ah, yes.
Although I'm pretty sure there's

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a good chance that it'll make
your headache worse, so.

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Keep.
I actually am interested in how

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you are going to feel the day
after Saint Patrick's Day,

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David.
You know I.

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Know you love to go out?
I do and I enjoy Guinness, which

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is a foreman will know this.
It's a very light beer.

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It is only 4%.
Yeah, if you're drinking

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Guinness, you're fine.
You'll be fine.

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Yeah, you can only handle a
couple.

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You'll you'll be fine.
It's like a meal.

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Yeah, not a lot of alcohol.
It's.

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Like a meal.
Anyway, this fine podcast is

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brought to you by the fine
people who run calves for A

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cause.
Yes, Calves for A Cause is back

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at the Canadian Dairy Expo in
Stratford.

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Their live sale is happening
April 2nd at 7:00 PM in the We

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Cover Cow Coliseum, also online
at dlms.ca.

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What is it called?
The We what?

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The We cover Cow Coliseum.
The We cover Cow Coliseum I.

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Don't know what that is.
Is that just that?

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Seems, well, it seems like the
perfect place.

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That's all I know.
Sure.

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Yeah, you're gonna it's.
The name of the building.

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Right.
Well, it works.

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Yeah, it does work. 7:00 PM on
the on the 2nd on.

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The second, yeah, that's the
live sale and they have the

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frozen genetic sale.
If you're not in, you're not

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into a full calf yet, but you
want to have one on on your farm

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eventually.
The frozen.

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And a good one.
And a good one, yeah, because

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they only take what, the Top 40
or something, something like

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that.
Top. 40 in North America, Yeah,

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you got to have one on standby.
OK, tariff free here in Canada?

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Yeah, sure.
The frozen genetic sale closes

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April 3rd online at farm gate.
Timed auctions?

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Check.
Out the Sale Calf Parade April

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1st at 7:00 PM.
OK, wow, coming up soon.

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Even on Facebook Live, you don't
even have to be at the Canadian

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Dairy Expo or whatever the name
of that building is.

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The We cover Cow Coliseum.
That's right.

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And this is all to raise money
for Children's Hospital at

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London Health Sciences Center
here in London, which of course

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has children from all over the
region come here when they need

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it and it's a great place.
Daryl and Sarah Marcus started

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Cabs for A Cause and since the
beginning they have raised over

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$150,000 for Children's
Hospital, which is.

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That's amazing.
Just.

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Amazing.
Yeah.

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So if you're going to buy a cow
or genetics or you might as well

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buy it from them.
Of course it's for a good cause.

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And they've been doing this so
many years now that they've

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started to have 100% donation
embryos result in a 100%

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donation calf for this year's
sale.

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I don't even know.
What that means?

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But I am on quiet, say Rachel.
How's the hockey playing going?

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Oh, well, the hockey, it's
going, it's going.

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Yeah, we, we're about halfway
through now, our little season.

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And so now, yeah, we got 10.
Seconds deadline pass because

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I'm wondering, yeah.
I'm wondering.

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Deadline are you?
Still on two teams.

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Are you still on the same team?
Because yes, I'm I'm curious if

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anybody wants to unload you.
No, they didn't trade me away.

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I'm still on the purple team.
There's purple and there's

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white, so I'm purple.
All right, That and #17 OK.

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That's what I understand if you
made it through the trade,

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trade.
Deadline, I guess so like I'm

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not very helpful in playing so.
You're not really trade, really.

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Then you're no, nobody really
wants me, I don't think.

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I think Purple's just kind of
stuck with me now.

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I think that's, yeah, I don't
think anybody really wants me.

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But now that I go, so now all of
our, we had a couple of 7:00

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games in the evening, but now
it's all 9:00.

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So we go from 9:00 and it's an
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If you recall, there was a vote
about that and everybody voted

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to extend another half hour.
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it's 9:00 to 10:30.
So.

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Late it is.
So late.

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Most of us come in at like 8:20
to get ready and we're all like

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we had to have naps on the couch
to make it through the next like

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3 hours because we're so tired.
And then you go home after and

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I'm up till like one in the
morning.

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Yeah, you're wired.
That's the worst thing.

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It's ridiculous.
At least it's a Friday night,

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though.
At least it's a Friday.

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Yeah, if it was during the week,
I don't think I would be going

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at all.
So here's my take from hockey.

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Because this week I came home.
And I.

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Yeah, here's my take.
A hot take.

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No, it's not a hot take.
I mean, no, it's not a hot take.

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It's just my take.
I'm actually starting to enjoy

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it.
Oh, really?

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Yeah, I'm starting to enjoy it a
little bit more.

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What part of it do you enjoy?
Being out on the ice, like, like

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skating around.
I'm getting more confident with

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skating.
I'm getting better at it.

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I'm not fast.
So when I'm, you know, try and

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get to the puck, there's always
somebody faster than me who can

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scoop it up.
Isn't that a bitch?

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So it's a real bitch.
Yeah, It's a real.

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I'm like, oh, and then I get it
or I can't get it.

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I'm like, well, and I always
have a comment.

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I'm like, you gonna keep your
mouth shut?

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Like everybody can hear you stop
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Like it's not a bad comment, but
I'm like, wow, you're fast Or

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oh, I missed it or, you know,
I'm.

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You should probably mic me up
one day.

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Yes.
We're missing what I would like.

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The play by play from Jeremy and
the miked up Rachel.

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Yeah, that would be it at all.
That would be awesome.

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Actually, we were gonna mic our
our goalie and have her have her

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do it one day, but we haven't
done that either.

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So, okay.
So listen, do you, does Jeremy

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have hockey on it at home?
Does he put it on?

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Are you there when he's got
hockey going?

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Sometimes, yeah.
Yeah, usually.

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Are you starting to get more
interested in watching hockey on

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TV?
No, but I see them do things and

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then I'll say to Jeremy I can do
that.

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And he's like, OK, OK, no, you
can't.

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Look at them, handle that puck.
I can do that.

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He's like, OK, you can't.
Is Jeremy what is he a like a

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leaf fan or?
Yeah, he likes the Leafs.

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Yeah, OK.
So are you familiar with a

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couple of Can you throw a couple
of Leaf players?

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Sure.
Mitch Marner, Austin Matthews.

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OK.
And the one that's married to

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Tessa Virtue.
OK, that's, yeah, 44, but I

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forget.
It's Morgan Riley.

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Morgan Riley.
Thank you.

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OK, so Morgan Riley, Austin
Matthews, Mitch Marner, which

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one would we compare you to?
I.

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I'm I'm like Mitch, I think.
Yeah, and and in in what way?

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I don't, I don't know.
Really, really fast.

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Yeah, I'm.
Pretty good with the puck like

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that's why stick handling.
Do you see where the other

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players are so that you can
immediately?

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No, but I'm starting to notice
that if I'm going to pass the

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puck to someone, I'm like, I
better look around and see if

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there's a purple somewhere,
right?

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Because often somebody will
shoot and it's not always just

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me.
We shoot away, like to get it

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away and nobody's down there.
Yeah, no, you don't want to do.

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That you just gave it to the
other team, would you?

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Now, now that you're an expert
on a, that you're an expert on

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hockey and you play it on a
regular basis, would you have

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spotted the greatest hockey
player in the NHL all alone in

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front of the net in a crucial
game against your hated rival,

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the USA, as Mitch Marner did?
He did that.

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All right, I think we're done.
I've.

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Been watching a lot of hockey.
No, I wasn't thinking.

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I think my husband would maybe
compare me to Kneelander because

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he's generally yelling at
Kneelander for doing something

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stupid.
I think so I don't, I don't

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know.
But anyway, my, my take from

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hockey is that I'm kind of
enjoying it now because I, I was

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really ready to quit at the
beginning and, and I.

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Think that's.
No, now I'm like, OK, like

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everybody kept saying, well, if
we do this next year, I'm like,

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I'm not doing this next year.
I'm getting through this now.

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You are not.
You have all the stuff though.

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Yeah, I don't really have all
the stuff.

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You might as well.
You might as well carry on your

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career.
Why?

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If I'm that good, if I if by
week 10 I'm thinking I'm as I'm

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on cloud 9 about it fine.
What week are we on?

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I think we've done five OK or 6
maybe.

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We'll give you some time.
How many goals?

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Do you have none for me?
How many assists?

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Nope, no, I don't have any of
those either.

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I don't think you're Mitch
Marner and I, I don't think

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you're Austin Matthews.
You might be Morgan Riley.

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I have no idea.
It's more like Kneelander I

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think.
Think Kneelander.

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Kneelander Norman, what do you
think?

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Yeah.
I think all of Rachel's traits

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sound exactly what the Leafs
need.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Put her on the team, please.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast.

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That's like the first day of
spring.

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Something we all look forward
to.

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Except we personally don't smell
like thawed dog poop.

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I'm just saying, as far as I
know anyway, I haven't really

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been in the same room with you
guys for a while.

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I'm pretty sure I don't.
I'm hoping.

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No, I don't think I do.
Sure I don't.

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Hey, I, I by the way, I, I and I
know you were just supposed to

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do a great segue for.
Like I was just going to mention

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my whole backyard is actually
full of rabbit shit so.

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What?
Oh, 'cause you have so much a.

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Lot of that in my yard too.
We have a.

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Lot of rabbit.
We have cats roaming around.

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Oh God, it's yeah, no Roosters.
What's What's the rooster?

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No, we don't have the rooster,
no.

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OK, anyway, I just wanted to
point out I I do have some

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headlines coming up coming up, I
have some headlines for Foreman.

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Yeah, first you have this great,
great Segway and I can't wait to

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hear it let.
Me put you on the spot.

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Yeah.
Try and make something out of

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that dog's breakfast.
Well, some people might actually

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enjoy cleaning up that dog's
shit more than petting the dog.

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I could do it I.
Impressive.

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Yeah.
What the?

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Hell, we gave.
You absolute shit to work with

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and you.
Still.

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Made.
Gold.

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Yes, I.
Mean some people enjoy what?

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Well, there's new research
uncovering the fact that say 37%

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of participants felt better, a
full third, almost like 4-4 and.

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Ten, Yeah.
Close.

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Yeah, they felt better cleaning
the toilet then they did petting

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puppies.
No, before you even said

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puppies, I knew whatever it was
was no, I would not put.

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Better toilet.
It can't be more enjoyable than

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anything.
Nope, that's ridiculous on a

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second.
It is ridiculous.

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Why would you clean the toilet?
No.

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Sometimes.
How would you?

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How would well.
I have cleaned the toilet.

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Currently I have a cleaning
lady.

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You are so hard done by.
I know currently I have a

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cleaning lady.
Must be nice up very nicely.

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Thank you very much.
It must be nice.

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It must be.
Nice, yeah.

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I find it far more enjoyable to
soil the toilet, but.

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What's wrong with you, farmer?
I mean, if you have to choose

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one or the other, I'd rather sit
on.

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It.
That's way too much information.

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Yeah.
Nobody can enjoy cleaning over

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playing with puppies.
Like what is wrong with Ms. You

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can only a.
Sort of people.

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I wouldn't say I'm fully
responsible for cleaning the

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house because I screw it up a
lot and I'm told that on a

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regular basis, but I do do the
the majority of the cleaning at

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all but the majority of the
cleaning and I actually I would

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rather clean than pet puppies
any day.

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Well, hypothetically.
Hypothetically cute cute little

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puppies to pet Here Dave, play
with these puppies for 20

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minutes You don't find that more
enjoyable than cleaning a toilet

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I.
Don't choose.

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To clean a toilet versus playing
with a bunch of puppies.

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I would choose to clean.
I enjoy cleaning.

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I do.
I'm sorry, there's a certain

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satisfaction.
That you.

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Get that, that when something, I
mean around here at my place, I

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like, I, I clean on a regular
basis.

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And what happens is I get it
clean and I just go like, I

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stand back and I go, it looks
great.

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It looks great.
I have everything back in place.

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I have everything out.
I've cleaned everything.

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I have everything back in place.
And then a teenage daughter

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comes downstairs and decides to
make a sandwich and it's, it's

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screwed.
Everything's screwed and

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everything's dirty.
And then someone comes home from

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work and walks, forgets to take
off maybe their shoes.

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And then I go, well, why did I
do all of that?

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So yeah, maybe give me a puppy,
but I it doesn't make it any

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better.
Well, there's there seems to be

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too many people like Dave
because not only is it like a

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third or four and ten of us will
feel better about cleaning a

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toilet than petting a puppy,
petting a puppy only felt 5%

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better for these participants
than cleaning a toilet.

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Yeah, what?
Petting a puppy just.

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Because people have the
satisfaction of cleaning, it is

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so good.
Petting a puppy only feels about

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5% better than that.
And especially.

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If it's.
Not my If it's not my puppy, why

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am I petting it?
Well, you just, you know,

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somebody has a litter of puppies
for you to play with.

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It is my house and I'm cleaning
it so I'm very.

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There is some satisfaction to
cleaning.

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I get that.
I am more satisfied when I'm

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like tidying up, think clutter
and stuff that's that to me is

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more satisfying than actually
scrubbing things.

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I would rather.
Tidy how much clutter a group of

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puppies would leave in your
house.

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Well, I only want them there for
20 minutes.

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You're spending way too much
time on the logistics of the

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puppies and who belong to and
where.

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They came from Why do we?
I know because I know it'll

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drive you crazy.
And no, I don't need to be

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cleaning.
But there, I mean, there are

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some people who love cleaning.
I get that it's satisfying.

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I like to watch the clean
cleaning videos on TikTok

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because I find them satisfying
the before and after.

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Watch people clean.
Yeah, I don't want to have to

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get my hands dirty with stuff.
That's why you have a cleaning

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lady.
Do you sit there with your feet

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up and watch her all day?
No, I don't, but I should

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because that would give me some
that would give me.

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That should be exactly what you
do.

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Well, I'm usually paying for
someone out of the house.

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If you pay someone to come into
your house and clean, why aren't

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you camped out and watching her
with your feet up like this?

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Why are you doing?
That I would never do that Why

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would you You're.
Paying for it.

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That's exactly what I would do.
I'm paying.

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For a show, you're paying for
just the service of the

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cleaning.
Oh my God.

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Is her name Cinderella?
Then yes.

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If it is, you can watch.
No, I'm not suggesting that this

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is someone you're paying good
money to.

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Like people enjoyed wiping
coffee rings off the counter as

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much as getting your nails done
or having your favorite latte or

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tea.
You enjoy cleaning away gunk and

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grime from the sink as much as
having a favorite beverage.

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No.
I wouldn't go that far.

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The act of wiping the kitchen
counter feels 6% better than

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getting a massage.
I.

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Do appreciate having.
Urological results where they

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hooked this stuff up to people's
brains.

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Really.
OK, so it's just as satisfying

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then.
Just as satisfying.

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Having everything clean is
satisfying or seeing the before

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and after and you, you know,
that's, that's satisfying.

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Let me ask you who I'm doing it.
No.

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When you cut the grass, how do
you feel after?

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Good, bad, indifferent.
Find that it's over.

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Yeah, it's done.
It looks.

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Good.
Are you one of those people who

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go, why do we have grass?
Why is it there?

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Why do I keep cutting it?
Why just cut it and then I have

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to cut it again?
Yes, the satisfaction is always

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weighed with like Jesus.
That took a long time.

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Yeah, that's.
True.

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That's where, you know, no
offense, but that's where your

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favorite beverage comes in hand,
so he just get after you.

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Take that with you.
You need a little cup holder on

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your lawnmower.
That's exactly.

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You need it in a helmet and a
straw.

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Helmet with a straw with a
straw.

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I'll be that guy.
That's satisfying.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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With Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
the podcast that lives up to its

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name, we are still just as
underwhelming as ever.

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Yes, we set the bar low so that
your expectations are low.

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If you expected more, that's
your fault.

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Is your fault.
That's right on you.

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That's on you, not on us.
Okay.

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By the way, it's time for
headlines.

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Yeah, headlines.
All right, It's been a while.

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Actual headlines.
These are real headlines.

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I don't make these up.
I don't have to.

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No, they're actual headlines.
Thank you Foreman for

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contributing.
Foreman sends me headlines on a

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regular basis and makes my day.
Yes, he does.

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I'm not sure which of these are
yours for them, and you'll

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probably remember some of them,
but I appreciate you.

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Thank you.
Real headlines.

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Here we go.
These are headlines we'll start

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with.
Photographer says fight between

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bald eagle and Canada goose
quote very symbolic.

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That's an actual headline.
Hello.

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Especially because after 20
minutes the eagle gave up and

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the goose won.
Yes.

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El goose up El goose.
Up El Goose win.

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That's why we're terrified of
them.

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Just.
So, you know, and stick out your

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neck.
Yeah, if.

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You're American.
That's right.

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Here we go.
Local headline.

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Love this one.
Woodstock hockey coach faces

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several charges including
assaulting police after being

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tossed from a game featuring 7
year olds.

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Now I heard the back story of
this because my husband is from

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Woodstock.
Okay, do we need the back story?

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It's not good.
It's not good.

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No, we don't need to.
Then we don't.

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It makes it less funny.
Okay, well then let's not go to

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the backstop.
Please don't do.

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The back story, yeah.
Okay, well he may have something

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something in common with this
guy.

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Accountant and quote certified
joy enthusiast allegedly tries

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to kill a person for sitting on
a park bench next to him.

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What?
Real.

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Headlines again, maybe some
anger management issues not.

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Very joyful.
No, not joyful at all.

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No help this certified.
What is this certified Joy

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enthusiast, by the way?
I don't think you.

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Actually don't think he's
enthused by Joy because.

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Clearly, anybody kill somebody,
clearly anybody can get that.

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Yes, who's who's?
Addition are certification.

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Yes, exactly.
It's like becoming a life coach,

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you know?
That's right.

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You know anybody?
I guess having good sex can

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lower your risk of cancer.
OK.

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That's a study that was
commissioned by men.

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That's an actual headline.
Get on it.

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I'm just.
Assuming I'm just assuming.

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Either a very good or a bad
headline, depending on your

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assuming.
Yeah, OK.

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How was that a bad headline?
Well.

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Maybe if you're not having it,
having good sex, then it's.

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Well, one incentive to have
just.

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Keep.
Trying.

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Until you have good sex.
And yes, consent.

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Consent, Yeah.
That's right, an alarming number

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of people are mistaking nail
glue for eye drops.

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Oh gosh.
What?

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Headlines.
So that we don't need to read

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this headline again, maybe keep
your nail glue and eye drops in

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different areas.
Yes, perhaps a good idea that.

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Might help that might.
Help I.

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Think it's April Fool nail thing
so.

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I don't know, unless it's April.
Fool, could you even imagine?

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Oh my.
Man, man named Man named Weiner.

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Arrested there.
After a crashing car then

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fleeing the scene naked, yes, it
all plays out.

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Don't.
You think?

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Yeah, Weiner.
Headlines.

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Yes.
Thanks Wieners, at it again.

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There he goes.
Thanks.

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Must be called Wiener turns out.
Who's the joy enthusiast?

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No.
Yeah, exactly.

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Turns out AI is more empathetic
than Allstate insurance reps.

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That's an actual headline.
Well.

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That's good to know.
I.

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Don't know what to make of that,
but that it feels right.

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Who's the life coach now?
Speaking of, everything comes

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full circle.
That's right.

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Not Allstate Tennessee man
Tennessee man shot by his dog

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while lying in bed.
Oh my headlines I.

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Saw that even the police
couldn't piece together what

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actually happened.
Police can't really figure out

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what happened there.
They can't even.

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Figure loaded gun right there.
Yeah, who knows?

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Dummy.
OK.

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Judge rules Saskatoon man with
114 criminal convictions What is

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a dangerous offender?
You think?

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Real headlines.
Fool me 113 times.

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Not anymore.
That's it.

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That's the limit. 113 Times Now.
Now.

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You've done.
It Mr. Now.

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You're getting it now.
You've done it.

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Fire.
Fire destroys Calgary pet

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crematorium.
Oh no.

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Well.
That's an actual.

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Headline to get started inside.
I just want to know like did a

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lot of pet, did a lot of pet
just.

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Think about that for a minute.
I don't know.

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I think they're already dead
there.

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Well, it's agreement.
To say seems like anyway,

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doesn't it, right?
I'm not going to explore it.

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Anymore, I'd rather pet the
living puppies that's.

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Right, OK, good.
All right.

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Would you rather pet dead?
Puppies, yeah.

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OK.
Or clean up that mess, David.

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No no no, Texas game warden
busts man hunting in a porta

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potty converted into a deer
blind.

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Apparently you can't do the.
Headlines.

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You.
Can't you have to have a real

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deer blind?
Yes, you can't stick a porta

459
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,480
potty right?
You.

460
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,040
Can't like who?
Can't what?

461
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,040
Not in apparently.
Not in Texas.

462
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040
I don't know.
Maybe.

463
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,240
Maybe.
I mean if you can have.

464
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,680
I don't know.
I don't know, I guess.

465
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,120
For those that have seen the
show, it was that Frank from

466
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,320
Shameless.
I have no.

467
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,040
Idea that.
Could be it could be a few

468
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,400
headlines from around the world
because I love those W

469
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:22,480
Australian premier labels US
vice president a knob.

470
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,480
Real headlines.
Correct.

471
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,640
So has the.
Rest of the world, I'm not I'm

472
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,000
well.
So has the rest.

473
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,840
Suggested that one, yeah.
Nothing brings the entire world

474
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,920
together than.
Donald Trump, Qatar Airways

475
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,240
defends sitting corpse next to a
couple.

476
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,960
Oh, Oh my God.
That's an actual headline.

477
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,880
Well.
What's in In their defense, this

478
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,720
corpse wasn't a corpse when the
flight started.

479
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,040
Oh.
Boy, I think she boarded the

480
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,800
plane and.
OK.

481
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,840
I'm sorry.
Somebody died on board and you

482
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,640
didn't have an emergency
landing.

483
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,840
What's wrong with you?
UK police officer has a

484
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,800
misconduct hearing after farting
in another officers face.

485
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,720
Headlines you told them for.
That that's you told.

486
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,920
On here for that.
You farted on yeah.

487
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,040
Exactly.
That's every sibling everywhere.

488
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,400
Yeah, exactly.
The officer who complained

489
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,960
didn't have a sibling.
Did he?

490
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,880
Were you not a kid at some
point?

491
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,880
Exactly.
Animal headlines.

492
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,280
Here we go.
Possum eats an entire Costco

493
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:35,040
cake and requires treatment.
Real headlines.

494
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,080
I mean, same What?
Yeah, what can?

495
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,360
You say possum, Yeah.
UK man blows up cat that was

496
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,200
inside his birdhouse.
Oh God.

497
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,160
That's.
Terrible.

498
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,280
That's an actual headline.
Couldn't get him out, had to do

499
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,400
something.
OK.

500
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,680
Police in England.
Speaking of cats, police in

501
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,080
England looking for someone
shaving people's cats.

502
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,960
That's not right.
Headlines.

503
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,560
OK, that's odd.
Like you mean shaving like?

504
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,200
Nothing, nothing.
Just their cat.

505
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,480
The cat.
Only using the word we.

506
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,560
Won't even go there.
We won't go there, woman.

507
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,080
I'll just keep going.
Woman goes viral for grocery

508
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,440
shopping with her enormous
Raven.

509
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,880
Real headlines.
Headlines.

510
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,640
You should have seen that
coming.

511
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,280
I mean, I guess is that the one
that takes all the notes to the

512
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,960
other Kingdom of?
No.

513
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,720
OK, Researchers in Morocco
discover.

514
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,440
Yeah, researchers in Morocco
discover new type of fly larvae

515
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,760
that has a face on its butt.
Wow, that's an actual headline.

516
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,720
That's what that other cop
called the one other cop, right?

517
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,200
That's.
Right.

518
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,560
Look, I got a face on my butt.
You got a face for your butt

519
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,200
fart farted.
Don't fart on my face.

520
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,400
Yeah.
All right, off to Florida.

521
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,880
Here we go, Florida.
OK.

522
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,800
Going on yes, Florida, Florida
Man, Florida Man's vacuum heist

523
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,480
kind of sucked.
Headlines.

524
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,280
I just really like that one.
It's not particularly funny, but

525
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,360
it's well written.
It's clever.

526
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,320
It's clever.
Yeah, I appreciate that.

527
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,080
Yeah, Florida man riding
lawnmower crashes into several

528
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,640
mailboxes.
Real headlines it's.

529
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,560
Like every day in Florida.
Yeah.

530
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,680
I mean like that's isn't that
like?

531
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,640
Probably naked and drunk.
It's.

532
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Tuesday.
In Florida, sure, yeah.

533
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,880
Oops, Florida woman admits
vandalizing X's vehicle, but she

534
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,880
got the wrong car.
Oh yeah, you got to make sure.

535
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,440
That's an actual.
Headline got to make sure.

536
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,280
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

537
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:55,640
OK Florida man accused of
swallowing $770,000 worth of

538
00:27:55,640 --> 00:28:01,200
diamonds from Florida Tiffany's.
Headlines, you just shovel them

539
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,200
in there like what do you do?
I don't have that.

540
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,400
Let me take these and.
They don't, I don't think.

541
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,280
I don't think they come out
easily.

542
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,800
I don't think so either.
There's no way that they come

543
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,200
out.
You didn't.

544
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,760
There's no comfortable way that
those come out.

545
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,040
You know what I'm saying?
No.

546
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,440
There's just I know what you're.
Especially since police will be

547
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,720
standing by waiting for them all
to come out.

548
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,520
That's right.
That's exactly right.

549
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,320
That's.
Right.

550
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:30,920
Florida man arrested after
driving recklessly and leaving

551
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,680
his truck to dance on US1 while
wearing only a construction hard

552
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,400
hat.
Real headlines.

553
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,280
There's.
Just, I'm sorry, can you read

554
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,560
that one again?
That's a.

555
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,720
Movie.
I think there's a movie there.

556
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,160
Florida man arrested after
driving recklessly and leaving

557
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,440
his truck to dance on US1 while
wearing only a construction hard

558
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,800
hat.
That's the YMCA video the.

559
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,360
Truck because he wanted to
dance, or the truck he was

560
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,600
dancing.
He's a Why?

561
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,080
OK, I see.
So he got out to OK.

562
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:07,640
Yeah, that's right.
Florida Florida Man put down If

563
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,320
you're eating, put down whatever
you're eating.

564
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,440
Florida man arrested for odd
behavior with a Chucky doll.

565
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,000
Oh.
That's an actual headline.

566
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,840
Buddy, why?
Florida man.

567
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,760
Florida Man arrested again
Florida man arrested for being

568
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,520
half baked and half exposed at
Stoner's Pizza.

569
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,480
Headlines.
I mean if there was a place

570
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,920
again.
You know it should be surprised

571
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,160
you're.
Asking for.

572
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,280
It just Monday isn't.
That stoner's pizza is yeah,

573
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,240
right.
Florida woman attacks Florida

574
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:53,480
man with a Florida Pringles can.
Real headlines.

575
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,480
What's a Florida Pringles can
just from Florida?

576
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,280
A Pringles can bought in
Florida.

577
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,880
Oh, OK, OK.
I thought it was like special

578
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,400
kind.
That's not enough.

579
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,840
Yeah, Florida woman assaults
Florida man with Florida dildo.

580
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,600
Oh.
Ouch.

581
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,280
K.
That's an actual headline.

582
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,040
How?
How though?

583
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,280
Was it like the Chucky doll
thing or?

584
00:30:20,280 --> 00:31:02,160
Too many, too many questions.
This is due to underwhelming

585
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,960
demand.
We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman,

586
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,880
and we've reached the point in
the podcast where we beg you, we

587
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:15,280
plead with you to contact us,
get a hold of us, sponsor us,

588
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,600
Spank.
No, that's part of.

589
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,720
Interact with us in any way.
Thank you.

590
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,440
That's.
The part I miss most about the

591
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,480
radio, I miss that.
That's the part I miss most

592
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,120
about doing a radio show is the
interaction and you can talk to

593
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,280
people right then and there and
that was fun.

594
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,360
I liked that.
However, you are still

595
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,000
interacting with us, which is
amazing.

596
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,520
You can go to our website
underwhelming.ca, very easy

597
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,800
there to get a hold of us, buy
us a coffee, sponsor us,

598
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,160
whatever you want to do.
So you can also e-mail us Dave,

599
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,960
rachelforman@gmail.com and then
get a hold of us anywhere on

600
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,440
social media.
Go, Rachel, Go.

601
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,520
OK, well Sherry has gone to our
website underwhelming.ca and

602
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,160
sent us a message there on our
contact form.

603
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,160
You can do that on our website,
she says.

604
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,680
Listening to episode 114.
We were once woken up by our

605
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,640
connected smoke CO2 detectors.
Turns out when your dog shits

606
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,040
through the eye of a needle, it
can trigger alarms, flashing

607
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,360
lights and very loud sirens with
them.

608
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,640
Yelling fire fire at 2:00 AM was
so much fun.

609
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,960
And to top it off, our spare
bedroom looked like a poop crime

610
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,600
scene.
I don't know what that meant.

611
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
I don't know how your dog
pooping sets off the alarms.

612
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,280
I don't understand that.
I didn't.

613
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,200
Recall you didn't recall talking
about that, but Forman you did

614
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,760
talk about.
Forman's dog that he's.

615
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,080
Forman's dog did that, yeah.
Absolutely pooping.

616
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,360
Yeah, violently in the middle of
the night and it's disturbing.

617
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,320
It's loud.
You have no idea what's going

618
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
on.
Clearly your smoke detector

619
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,040
doesn't know what the fuck is
going on.

620
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,040
Oh my God, sure.
How does that set off the smoke

621
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,240
and CO2 alarms?
No idea that bad.

622
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,040
I don't.
I don't.

623
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,800
Want to know?
I don't know.

624
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,680
But also, Sherry, thank you for
the three coffees you sent us as

625
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,040
well.
Oh, that's funny.

626
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,440
Thank you so much.
She you said I was so sad when

627
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,760
you guys left the morning show.
I missed your funny banter and

628
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,040
I'm having so much fun listening
to you now.

629
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,640
So wonderful.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

630
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,680
Thank you for listening and
please tell your friends.

631
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,280
Thank you to the other someone
who wanted to remain anonymous

632
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,560
for buying us 5 coffees.
Sherry bought us 3, someone

633
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,080
bought us 5.
Loved the podcast.

634
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,720
Hope you keep doing what you're
doing.

635
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,840
And now there's someone bought
us a coffee.

636
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,640
Love the podcast, keep up the
great work.

637
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,480
So thank you.
Oh wow, thank you very much.

638
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,040
We have a message from Denise.
This was about when Foreman

639
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,640
talked about how Tylenol sucks,
she says.

640
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,400
I just listened to your latest
podcast.

641
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,200
I had to let you know that Advil
brand sells a Duo tablet that

642
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,880
combines ibuprofen and
acetaminophen together and I

643
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,520
have found that this works the
best.

644
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,120
This is just my opinion and
personal experience.

645
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,200
I also have to let you know how
much I enjoy listening to you

646
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,960
guys.
I look forward to it every week

647
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,360
from Denise.
Thank you very much.

648
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,560
Well, thank you, Denise.
I don't know, they sell the Duo

649
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,320
tablet.
Yeah, that won't work for you,

650
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,440
for him, because half of it is
now Tylenol, which you abhor.

651
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,880
Yes, you've just made it half as
effective now.

652
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:13,679
Well, I think they have photos
of.

653
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,560
Each waste.
Well, you can take them

654
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,000
together, I'm pretty sure.
Ask your doctor about that.

655
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,800
I don't.
Thank you for your dangerous

656
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,159
medical.
Our medical advice is sound.

657
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,480
Yours very questionable.
Sound.

658
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:31,760
OK, we asked a few episodes ago,
how many photos do you have on

659
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,239
your phone?
Yes I had the most was well over

660
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:40,000
4600.
That's not the most compared to

661
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,000
other people who have been
listening to us.

662
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,520
Great on TikTok.
Someone with the name Smell?

663
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,360
That's a great name.
With one L only one L Yeah, 1L

664
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:58,480
has 31,934 photos and videos.
Well done.

665
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,400
B.
How large is your phone?

666
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,960
Like the storage on it?
Large how?

667
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,520
Much storage do you have on your
phone?

668
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,240
That can't be.
That's on the cloud.

669
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:14,960
Megan on Instagram has 33,540. 2
OK, I need to know how you make

670
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,240
that work because I need that I
need.

671
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,520
She says it's very silly on my
part but I do have them all

672
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,600
backed up on an external hard
drive.

673
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:27,960
So 33,000 photos times 2.
Basically you have. 2 copies of

674
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,280
that.
There you go, that's.

675
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,440
Still not the most.
No.

676
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:38,960
Wow.
No, because Jennifer has 57,963.

677
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,120
Here we go.
Ouch.

678
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,000
You guys must have the cloud
right?

679
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:43,520
Like.
Shut.

680
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,000
The front door I can't.
There's too many pictures in too

681
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,200
many.
Yes, there's too many pictures

682
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,280
in the way.
OK.

683
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,160
I need to know how you're doing
that because I need to up, I

684
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,240
need to increase my storage
capacity.

685
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,280
You're doing something wrong,
Rachel.

686
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,680
Yes, well, I bought like 5 gigs
of the cloud and again I don't

687
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,800
know how to get them off the
cloud.

688
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,760
So I didn't buy anymore because
because it maxed out

689
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,160
immediately.
So as soon as Speaking of

690
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,800
Rachel.
Doing things wrong.

691
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,400
Remember how Rachel doesn't have
any undershirts and wears

692
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,600
sweaters without anything
underneath like a mad person?

693
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,760
Yeah, I wear a bra, but OK.
Yeah, well, Mandy has commented

694
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:28,520
on TikTok as well, saying wow, I
need to wear my security tank

695
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,480
every single day since the year
2001.

696
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,480
OK, security tank.
In 2001, we wore tank tops under

697
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,080
everything.
That was just like the style.

698
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,040
She still does.
OK, sure.

699
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,600
You're 2001 security tank.
I get it.

700
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,440
Yeah, sure.
OK, yes, somebody told me

701
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,000
actually recently in person,
they said I wear one all the

702
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,360
time, but it's like a smoothing
tank top.

703
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,680
I said OK, well that I get that.
Sure it's.

704
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,600
A smoothing.
Like Spanx, Like a Spanx tank

705
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,120
top kind of thing.
Yes, this also has the same

706
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,000
effect.
It's.

707
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,960
A cotton form and it can't be
that great.

708
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,840
I don't think you want a Spanx
one form, and you really don't.

709
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,560
A Manx.
Thanks.

710
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,560
A minx.
A Minx.

711
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,600
Yeah, you can also do it.
Underwhelming not CA is.

712
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,320
Buy us a coffee, but also leave
us a voice message.

713
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,440
Yes you can, anytime.
And before we get to that voice

714
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,600
message, by the way, I have a
message message.

715
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,760
Message message message message.
Message OK, Message OK from.

716
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,040
Scotty, one of us is still on
the radio.

717
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:41,840
Obviously me from Scotty on the
same topic who says if I wear an

718
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,720
undershirt under AT shirt I now
have two dirty shirts.

719
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,960
Exactly.
I'm probably still washing my

720
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,400
shirts.
I watch them every time.

721
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,200
You don't.
You just don't.

722
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,440
Maybe for some of us you do.
I don't know, yeah.

723
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,040
I do.
I don't know what you're doing.

724
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,840
I don't know what you're doing
under your shirt, but you should

725
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,680
only ever once.
Well, I just feel like it's not,

726
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,880
it's not fresh anymore, you
know, like.

727
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,200
Sure.
That's fresh enough, OK.

728
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,000
OK.
I guess so.

729
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,520
Now we also have a voice memo
from Scotty.

730
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,000
Perfect.
It's been a.

731
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,120
While Scotty, where you been?
Double your fun, Here we go.

732
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,920
Hello, it's me again.
I just listened to the latest

733
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:29,440
episode.
So you found frozen breast milk

734
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,480
in your or I guess your mother
found some old breast milk in in

735
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,440
the deep freeze.
Now, how is that packaged up?

736
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,560
Is it in, is it in bags or is it
in like a couple of big jugs?

737
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:46,480
Just an odd question, Rachel,
That's cool that you're letting

738
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,720
your kids watch different shows
and stuff now.

739
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,120
And and I don't think they're
too scared.

740
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,800
Might I suggest like to ease
them in a little further?

741
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:59,800
Try maybe Avengers Infinity War
and see how they handle the last

742
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,240
10 minutes or so of that movie.
Yeah, sorry, I would have called

743
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,960
sooner, but I was waiting for
the musical break of four.

744
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,920
Minutes to end.
It took a little while.

745
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,320
All right, talk to you later.
Bye.

746
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,480
Thanks Scotty.
Scotty, I just you know, for the

747
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,200
next time.
Next time you voice messages.

748
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,080
I would have started maybe with
the musical break, then Rachel

749
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,560
and ended with the jugs joke.
That's so now we're giving him

750
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,920
tips on his lineup of joke.
That's.

751
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,120
Right.
Oh my God, yeah.

752
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,040
OK, gotta go out, Scotty, You
gotta go out on a high.

753
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,880
Go out with a bang, yeah.
And I will.

754
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,600
Are we going to try to?
Do that that we do, we don't

755
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,480
know.
We definitely haven't done that

756
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,720
just now and.
We never promised that.

757
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:52,120
No, no, no.
Butt heads.

758
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,160
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759
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,720
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760
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:02,600
Smells load the canister.
Pull back and letter it this.

761
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,960
Can really clear A room.
And be sure to collect the all

762
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,280
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signature bugs King Butt.

763
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,960
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Uranus, Sir, that shall lie.

764
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,840
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765
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,200
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