Don't Shave My Cat - Powered by Calves for a Cause! (Ep. 116)

0:00 Oh come on, you didn't have a beer. I had a beer, but I didn't shotgun it and open it with my skate. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that may be that may be the perfect cure for your Saint Patrick's Day hangover. Ah, yes. Although I'm pretty sure there's a good chance that it'll make your headache worse, so. Keep. I actually am interested in how you are going to feel the day after Saint Patrick's Day, David. You know I. Know you love to go out? I do and I enjoy Guinness, which is a foreman will know this. It's a very light beer.

0:47 It is only 4%. Yeah, if you're drinking Guinness, you're fine. You'll be fine. Yeah, you can only handle a couple. You'll you'll be fine. It's like a meal. Yeah, not a lot of alcohol. It's. Like a meal. Anyway, this fine podcast is brought to you by the fine people who run calves for A cause. Yes, Calves for A Cause is back at the Canadian Dairy Expo in Stratford. Their live sale is happening April 2nd at 7:00 PM in the We Cover Cow Coliseum, also online at dlms.ca. What is it called? The We what? The We cover Cow Coliseum. The We cover Cow Coliseum I.

1:30 Don't know what that is. Is that just that? Seems, well, it seems like the perfect place. That's all I know. Sure. Yeah, you're gonna it's. The name of the building. Right. Well, it works. Yeah, it does work. 7:00 PM on the on the 2nd on. The second, yeah, that's the live sale and they have the frozen genetic sale. If you're not in, you're not into a full calf yet, but you want to have one on on your farm eventually. The frozen. And a good one. And a good one, yeah, because they only take what, the Top 40 or something, something like that. Top. 40 in North America, Yeah, you got to have one on standby. OK, tariff free here in Canada? Yeah, sure. The frozen genetic sale closes April 3rd online at farm gate. Timed auctions?

2:11 Check. Out the Sale Calf Parade April 1st at 7:00 PM. OK, wow, coming up soon. Even on Facebook Live, you don't even have to be at the Canadian Dairy Expo or whatever the name of that building is. The We cover Cow Coliseum. That's right. And this is all to raise money for Children's Hospital at London Health Sciences Center here in London, which of course has children from all over the region come here when they need it and it's a great place. Daryl and Sarah Marcus started Cabs for A Cause and since the beginning they have raised over $150,000 for Children's Hospital, which is. That's amazing. Just. Amazing. Yeah. So if you're going to buy a cow or genetics or you might as well buy it from them. Of course it's for a good cause.

2:53 And they've been doing this so many years now that they've started to have 100% donation embryos result in a 100% donation calf for this year's sale. I don't even know. What that means? But I am on quiet, say Rachel. How's the hockey playing going? Oh, well, the hockey, it's going, it's going. Yeah, we, we're about halfway through now, our little season. And so now, yeah, we got 10. Seconds deadline pass because I'm wondering, yeah. I'm wondering. Deadline are you? Still on two teams. Are you still on the same team? Because yes, I'm I'm curious if anybody wants to unload you. No, they didn't trade me away.

3:35 I'm still on the purple team. There's purple and there's white, so I'm purple. All right, That and #17 OK. That's what I understand if you made it through the trade, trade. Deadline, I guess so like I'm not very helpful in playing so. You're not really trade, really. Then you're no, nobody really wants me, I don't think. I think Purple's just kind of stuck with me now. I think that's, yeah, I don't think anybody really wants me. But now that I go, so now all of our, we had a couple of 7:00 games in the evening, but now it's all 9:00. So we go from 9:00 and it's an hour and a half. If you recall, there was a vote about that and everybody voted to extend another half hour. So instead of nine to 10:00 PM, it's 9:00 to 10:30. So.

4:23 Late it is. So late. Most of us come in at like 8:20 to get ready and we're all like we had to have naps on the couch to make it through the next like 3 hours because we're so tired. And then you go home after and I'm up till like one in the morning. Yeah, you're wired. That's the worst thing. It's ridiculous. At least it's a Friday night, though. At least it's a Friday. Yeah, if it was during the week, I don't think I would be going at all. So here's my take from hockey. Because this week I came home. And I. Yeah, here's my take. A hot take. No, it's not a hot take. I mean, no, it's not a hot take.

5:03 It's just my take. I'm actually starting to enjoy it. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm starting to enjoy it a little bit more. What part of it do you enjoy? Being out on the ice, like, like skating around. I'm getting more confident with skating. I'm getting better at it. I'm not fast. So when I'm, you know, try and get to the puck, there's always somebody faster than me who can scoop it up. Isn't that a bitch? So it's a real bitch. Yeah, It's a real. I'm like, oh, and then I get it or I can't get it. I'm like, well, and I always have a comment. I'm like, you gonna keep your mouth shut? Like everybody can hear you stop it. Like it's not a bad comment, but I'm like, wow, you're fast Or oh, I missed it or, you know, I'm.

5:46 You should probably mic me up one day. Yes. We're missing what I would like. The play by play from Jeremy and the miked up Rachel. Yeah, that would be it at all. That would be awesome. Actually, we were gonna mic our our goalie and have her have her do it one day, but we haven't done that either. So, okay. So listen, do you, does Jeremy have hockey on it at home? Does he put it on? Are you there when he's got hockey going? Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, usually. Are you starting to get more interested in watching hockey on TV? No, but I see them do things and then I'll say to Jeremy I can do that. And he's like, OK, OK, no, you can't. Look at them, handle that puck. I can do that.

6:26 He's like, OK, you can't. Is Jeremy what is he a like a leaf fan or? Yeah, he likes the Leafs. Yeah, OK. So are you familiar with a couple of Can you throw a couple of Leaf players? Sure. Mitch Marner, Austin Matthews. OK. And the one that's married to Tessa Virtue. OK, that's, yeah, 44, but I forget. It's Morgan Riley. Morgan Riley. Thank you. OK, so Morgan Riley, Austin Matthews, Mitch Marner, which one would we compare you to? I. I'm I'm like Mitch, I think. Yeah, and and in in what way?

7:07 I don't, I don't know. Really, really fast. Yeah, I'm. Pretty good with the puck like that's why stick handling. Do you see where the other players are so that you can immediately? No, but I'm starting to notice that if I'm going to pass the puck to someone, I'm like, I better look around and see if there's a purple somewhere, right? Because often somebody will shoot and it's not always just me. We shoot away, like to get it away and nobody's down there. Yeah, no, you don't want to do. That you just gave it to the other team, would you? Now, now that you're an expert on a, that you're an expert on hockey and you play it on a regular basis, would you have spotted the greatest hockey player in the NHL all alone in front of the net in a crucial game against your hated rival, the USA, as Mitch Marner did? He did that.

8:03 All right, I think we're done. I've. Been watching a lot of hockey. No, I wasn't thinking. I think my husband would maybe compare me to Kneelander because he's generally yelling at Kneelander for doing something stupid. I think so I don't, I don't know. But anyway, my, my take from hockey is that I'm kind of enjoying it now because I, I was really ready to quit at the beginning and, and I. Think that's. No, now I'm like, OK, like everybody kept saying, well, if we do this next year, I'm like, I'm not doing this next year. I'm getting through this now. You are not. You have all the stuff though. Yeah, I don't really have all the stuff. You might as well. You might as well carry on your career. Why? If I'm that good, if I if by week 10 I'm thinking I'm as I'm on cloud 9 about it fine. What week are we on?

8:50 I think we've done five OK or 6 maybe. We'll give you some time. How many goals? Do you have none for me? How many assists? Nope, no, I don't have any of those either. I don't think you're Mitch Marner and I, I don't think you're Austin Matthews. You might be Morgan Riley. I have no idea. It's more like Kneelander I think. Think Kneelander. Kneelander Norman, what do you think? Yeah. I think all of Rachel's traits sound exactly what the Leafs need. Yeah. Yeah. Put her on the team, please. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast.

9:38 That's like the first day of spring. Something we all look forward to. Except we personally don't smell like thawed dog poop. I'm just saying, as far as I know anyway, I haven't really been in the same room with you guys for a while. I'm pretty sure I don't. I'm hoping. No, I don't think I do. Sure I don't. Hey, I, I by the way, I, I and I know you were just supposed to do a great segue for. Like I was just going to mention my whole backyard is actually full of rabbit shit so. What? Oh, 'cause you have so much a. Lot of that in my yard too. We have a. Lot of rabbit. We have cats roaming around. Oh God, it's yeah, no Roosters. What's What's the rooster? No, we don't have the rooster, no.

10:20 OK, anyway, I just wanted to point out I I do have some headlines coming up coming up, I have some headlines for Foreman. Yeah, first you have this great, great Segway and I can't wait to hear it let. Me put you on the spot. Yeah. Try and make something out of that dog's breakfast. Well, some people might actually enjoy cleaning up that dog's shit more than petting the dog. I could do it I. Impressive. Yeah. What the? Hell, we gave. You absolute shit to work with and you. Still. Made. Gold.

11:01 Yes, I. Mean some people enjoy what? Well, there's new research uncovering the fact that say 37% of participants felt better, a full third, almost like 4-4 and. Ten, Yeah. Close. Yeah, they felt better cleaning the toilet then they did petting puppies. No, before you even said puppies, I knew whatever it was was no, I would not put. Better toilet. It can't be more enjoyable than anything. Nope, that's ridiculous on a second. It is ridiculous. Why would you clean the toilet? No. Sometimes. How would you? How would well. I have cleaned the toilet.

11:41 Currently I have a cleaning lady. You are so hard done by. I know currently I have a cleaning lady. Must be nice up very nicely. Thank you very much. It must be nice. It must be. Nice, yeah. I find it far more enjoyable to soil the toilet, but. What's wrong with you, farmer? I mean, if you have to choose one or the other, I'd rather sit on. It. That's way too much information. Yeah. Nobody can enjoy cleaning over playing with puppies. Like what is wrong with Ms. You can only a. Sort of people. I wouldn't say I'm fully responsible for cleaning the house because I screw it up a lot and I'm told that on a regular basis, but I do do the the majority of the cleaning at all but the majority of the cleaning and I actually I would rather clean than pet puppies any day.

12:39 Well, hypothetically. Hypothetically cute cute little puppies to pet Here Dave, play with these puppies for 20 minutes You don't find that more enjoyable than cleaning a toilet I. Don't choose. To clean a toilet versus playing with a bunch of puppies. I would choose to clean. I enjoy cleaning. I do. I'm sorry, there's a certain satisfaction. That you. Get that, that when something, I mean around here at my place, I like, I, I clean on a regular basis. And what happens is I get it clean and I just go like, I stand back and I go, it looks great. It looks great. I have everything back in place.

13:19 I have everything out. I've cleaned everything. I have everything back in place. And then a teenage daughter comes downstairs and decides to make a sandwich and it's, it's screwed. Everything's screwed and everything's dirty. And then someone comes home from work and walks, forgets to take off maybe their shoes. And then I go, well, why did I do all of that? So yeah, maybe give me a puppy, but I it doesn't make it any better. Well, there's there seems to be too many people like Dave because not only is it like a third or four and ten of us will feel better about cleaning a toilet than petting a puppy, petting a puppy only felt 5% better for these participants than cleaning a toilet.

14:03 Yeah, what? Petting a puppy just. Because people have the satisfaction of cleaning, it is so good. Petting a puppy only feels about 5% better than that. And especially. If it's. Not my If it's not my puppy, why am I petting it? Well, you just, you know, somebody has a litter of puppies for you to play with. It is my house and I'm cleaning it so I'm very. There is some satisfaction to cleaning. I get that. I am more satisfied when I'm like tidying up, think clutter and stuff that's that to me is more satisfying than actually scrubbing things. I would rather. Tidy how much clutter a group of puppies would leave in your house. Well, I only want them there for 20 minutes.

14:45 You're spending way too much time on the logistics of the puppies and who belong to and where. They came from Why do we? I know because I know it'll drive you crazy. And no, I don't need to be cleaning. But there, I mean, there are some people who love cleaning. I get that it's satisfying. I like to watch the clean cleaning videos on TikTok because I find them satisfying the before and after. Watch people clean. Yeah, I don't want to have to get my hands dirty with stuff. That's why you have a cleaning lady. Do you sit there with your feet up and watch her all day? No, I don't, but I should because that would give me some that would give me. That should be exactly what you do. Well, I'm usually paying for someone out of the house.

15:26 If you pay someone to come into your house and clean, why aren't you camped out and watching her with your feet up like this? Why are you doing? That I would never do that Why would you You're. Paying for it. That's exactly what I would do. I'm paying. For a show, you're paying for just the service of the cleaning. Oh my God. Is her name Cinderella? Then yes. If it is, you can watch. No, I'm not suggesting that this is someone you're paying good money to. Like people enjoyed wiping coffee rings off the counter as much as getting your nails done or having your favorite latte or tea. You enjoy cleaning away gunk and grime from the sink as much as having a favorite beverage.

16:17 No. I wouldn't go that far. The act of wiping the kitchen counter feels 6% better than getting a massage. I. Do appreciate having. Urological results where they hooked this stuff up to people's brains. Really. OK, so it's just as satisfying then. Just as satisfying. Having everything clean is satisfying or seeing the before and after and you, you know, that's, that's satisfying. Let me ask you who I'm doing it. No. When you cut the grass, how do you feel after? Good, bad, indifferent. Find that it's over.

16:57 Yeah, it's done. It looks. Good. Are you one of those people who go, why do we have grass? Why is it there? Why do I keep cutting it? Why just cut it and then I have to cut it again? Yes, the satisfaction is always weighed with like Jesus. That took a long time. Yeah, that's. True. That's where, you know, no offense, but that's where your favorite beverage comes in hand, so he just get after you. Take that with you. You need a little cup holder on your lawnmower. That's exactly. You need it in a helmet and a straw. Helmet with a straw with a straw. I'll be that guy. That's satisfying.

17:54 This is due to underwhelming demand. With Dave, Rachel and Foreman, the podcast that lives up to its name, we are still just as underwhelming as ever. Yes, we set the bar low so that your expectations are low. If you expected more, that's your fault. Is your fault. That's right on you. That's on you, not on us. Okay. By the way, it's time for headlines. Yeah, headlines. All right, It's been a while. Actual headlines. These are real headlines. I don't make these up. I don't have to. No, they're actual headlines. Thank you Foreman for contributing. Foreman sends me headlines on a regular basis and makes my day. Yes, he does.

18:38 I'm not sure which of these are yours for them, and you'll probably remember some of them, but I appreciate you. Thank you. Real headlines. Here we go. These are headlines we'll start with. Photographer says fight between bald eagle and Canada goose quote very symbolic. That's an actual headline. Hello. Especially because after 20 minutes the eagle gave up and the goose won. Yes. El goose up El goose. Up El Goose win. That's why we're terrified of them. Just. So, you know, and stick out your neck. Yeah, if. You're American. That's right. Here we go. Local headline.

19:18 Love this one. Woodstock hockey coach faces several charges including assaulting police after being tossed from a game featuring 7 year olds. Now I heard the back story of this because my husband is from Woodstock. Okay, do we need the back story? It's not good. It's not good. No, we don't need to. Then we don't. It makes it less funny. Okay, well then let's not go to the backstop. Please don't do. The back story, yeah. Okay, well he may have something something in common with this guy. Accountant and quote certified joy enthusiast allegedly tries to kill a person for sitting on a park bench next to him.

20:01 What? Real. Headlines again, maybe some anger management issues not. Very joyful. No, not joyful at all. No help this certified. What is this certified Joy enthusiast, by the way? I don't think you. Actually don't think he's enthused by Joy because. Clearly, anybody kill somebody, clearly anybody can get that. Yes, who's who's? Addition are certification. Yes, exactly. It's like becoming a life coach, you know? That's right. You know anybody? I guess having good sex can lower your risk of cancer. OK. That's a study that was commissioned by men.

20:42 That's an actual headline. Get on it. I'm just. Assuming I'm just assuming. Either a very good or a bad headline, depending on your assuming. Yeah, OK. How was that a bad headline? Well. Maybe if you're not having it, having good sex, then it's. Well, one incentive to have just. Keep. Trying. Until you have good sex. And yes, consent. Consent, Yeah. That's right, an alarming number of people are mistaking nail glue for eye drops. Oh gosh. What? Headlines. So that we don't need to read this headline again, maybe keep your nail glue and eye drops in different areas. Yes, perhaps a good idea that. Might help that might. Help I.

21:23 Think it's April Fool nail thing so. I don't know, unless it's April. Fool, could you even imagine? Oh my. Man, man named Man named Weiner. Arrested there. After a crashing car then fleeing the scene naked, yes, it all plays out. Don't. You think? Yeah, Weiner. Headlines. Yes. Thanks Wieners, at it again. There he goes. Thanks. Must be called Wiener turns out. Who's the joy enthusiast? No. Yeah, exactly. Turns out AI is more empathetic than Allstate insurance reps.

22:03 That's an actual headline. Well. That's good to know. I. Don't know what to make of that, but that it feels right. Who's the life coach now? Speaking of, everything comes full circle. That's right. Not Allstate Tennessee man Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed. Oh my headlines I. Saw that even the police couldn't piece together what actually happened. Police can't really figure out what happened there. They can't even. Figure loaded gun right there. Yeah, who knows? Dummy. OK. Judge rules Saskatoon man with 114 criminal convictions What is a dangerous offender? You think?

22:46 Real headlines. Fool me 113 times. Not anymore. That's it. That's the limit. 113 Times Now. Now. You've done. It Mr. Now. You're getting it now. You've done it. Fire. Fire destroys Calgary pet crematorium. Oh no. Well. That's an actual. Headline to get started inside. I just want to know like did a lot of pet, did a lot of pet just. Think about that for a minute. I don't know. I think they're already dead there. Well, it's agreement. To say seems like anyway, doesn't it, right? I'm not going to explore it.

23:30 Anymore, I'd rather pet the living puppies that's. Right, OK, good. All right. Would you rather pet dead? Puppies, yeah. OK. Or clean up that mess, David. No no no, Texas game warden busts man hunting in a porta potty converted into a deer blind. Apparently you can't do the. Headlines. You. Can't you have to have a real deer blind? Yes, you can't stick a porta potty right? You. Can't like who? Can't what? Not in apparently. Not in Texas. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. I mean if you can have. I don't know. I don't know, I guess. For those that have seen the show, it was that Frank from Shameless. I have no.

24:11 Idea that. Could be it could be a few headlines from around the world because I love those W Australian premier labels US vice president a knob. Real headlines. Correct. So has the. Rest of the world, I'm not I'm well. So has the rest. Suggested that one, yeah. Nothing brings the entire world together than. Donald Trump, Qatar Airways defends sitting corpse next to a couple. Oh, Oh my God. That's an actual headline. Well. What's in In their defense, this corpse wasn't a corpse when the flight started.

24:52 Oh. Boy, I think she boarded the plane and. OK. I'm sorry. Somebody died on board and you didn't have an emergency landing. What's wrong with you? UK police officer has a misconduct hearing after farting in another officers face. Headlines you told them for. That that's you told. On here for that. You farted on yeah. Exactly. That's every sibling everywhere. Yeah, exactly. The officer who complained didn't have a sibling. Did he? Were you not a kid at some point? Exactly. Animal headlines. Here we go. Possum eats an entire Costco cake and requires treatment. Real headlines.

25:35 I mean, same What? Yeah, what can? You say possum, Yeah. UK man blows up cat that was inside his birdhouse. Oh God. That's. Terrible. That's an actual headline. Couldn't get him out, had to do something. OK. Police in England. Speaking of cats, police in England looking for someone shaving people's cats. That's not right. Headlines. OK, that's odd. Like you mean shaving like? Nothing, nothing. Just their cat. The cat. Only using the word we. Won't even go there. We won't go there, woman.

26:18 I'll just keep going. Woman goes viral for grocery shopping with her enormous Raven. Real headlines. Headlines. You should have seen that coming. I mean, I guess is that the one that takes all the notes to the other Kingdom of? No. OK, Researchers in Morocco discover. Yeah, researchers in Morocco discover new type of fly larvae that has a face on its butt. Wow, that's an actual headline. That's what that other cop called the one other cop, right? That's. Right. Look, I got a face on my butt. You got a face for your butt fart farted. Don't fart on my face.

27:01 Yeah. All right, off to Florida. Here we go, Florida. OK. Going on yes, Florida, Florida Man, Florida Man's vacuum heist kind of sucked. Headlines. I just really like that one. It's not particularly funny, but it's well written. It's clever. It's clever. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, Florida man riding lawnmower crashes into several mailboxes. Real headlines it's. Like every day in Florida. Yeah. I mean like that's isn't that like? Probably naked and drunk. It's. Tuesday. In Florida, sure, yeah. Oops, Florida woman admits vandalizing X's vehicle, but she got the wrong car. Oh yeah, you got to make sure.

27:43 That's an actual. Headline got to make sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK Florida man accused of swallowing $770,000 worth of diamonds from Florida Tiffany's. Headlines, you just shovel them in there like what do you do? I don't have that. Let me take these and. They don't, I don't think. I don't think they come out easily. I don't think so either. There's no way that they come out. You didn't. There's no comfortable way that those come out. You know what I'm saying? No. There's just I know what you're. Especially since police will be standing by waiting for them all to come out. That's right. That's exactly right.

28:25 That's. Right. Florida man arrested after driving recklessly and leaving his truck to dance on US1 while wearing only a construction hard hat. Real headlines. There's. Just, I'm sorry, can you read that one again? That's a. Movie. I think there's a movie there. Florida man arrested after driving recklessly and leaving his truck to dance on US1 while wearing only a construction hard hat. That's the YMCA video the. Truck because he wanted to dance, or the truck he was dancing. He's a Why? OK, I see. So he got out to OK. Yeah, that's right. Florida Florida Man put down If you're eating, put down whatever you're eating.

29:09 Florida man arrested for odd behavior with a Chucky doll. Oh. That's an actual headline. Buddy, why? Florida man. Florida Man arrested again Florida man arrested for being half baked and half exposed at Stoner's Pizza. Headlines. I mean if there was a place again. You know it should be surprised you're. Asking for. It just Monday isn't. That stoner's pizza is yeah, right. Florida woman attacks Florida man with a Florida Pringles can. Real headlines.

29:53 What's a Florida Pringles can just from Florida? A Pringles can bought in Florida. Oh, OK, OK. I thought it was like special kind. That's not enough. Yeah, Florida woman assaults Florida man with Florida dildo. Oh. Ouch. K. That's an actual headline. How? How though? Was it like the Chucky doll thing or? Too many, too many questions. This is due to underwhelming demand. We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman, and we've reached the point in the podcast where we beg you, we plead with you to contact us, get a hold of us, sponsor us, Spank. No, that's part of.

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32:01 You can do that on our website, she says. Listening to episode 114. We were once woken up by our connected smoke CO2 detectors. Turns out when your dog shits through the eye of a needle, it can trigger alarms, flashing lights and very loud sirens with them. Yelling fire fire at 2:00 AM was so much fun. And to top it off, our spare bedroom looked like a poop crime scene. I don't know what that meant. I don't know how your dog pooping sets off the alarms. I don't understand that. I didn't. Recall you didn't recall talking about that, but Forman you did talk about. Forman's dog that he's. Forman's dog did that, yeah. Absolutely pooping. Yeah, violently in the middle of the night and it's disturbing.

32:42 It's loud. You have no idea what's going on. Clearly your smoke detector doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Oh my God, sure. How does that set off the smoke and CO2 alarms? No idea that bad. I don't. I don't. Want to know? I don't know. But also, Sherry, thank you for the three coffees you sent us as well. Oh, that's funny. Thank you so much. She you said I was so sad when you guys left the morning show. I missed your funny banter and I'm having so much fun listening to you now. So wonderful. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for listening and please tell your friends. Thank you to the other someone who wanted to remain anonymous for buying us 5 coffees. Sherry bought us 3, someone bought us 5. Loved the podcast.

33:25 Hope you keep doing what you're doing. And now there's someone bought us a coffee. Love the podcast, keep up the great work. So thank you. Oh wow, thank you very much. We have a message from Denise. This was about when Foreman talked about how Tylenol sucks, she says. I just listened to your latest podcast. I had to let you know that Advil brand sells a Duo tablet that combines ibuprofen and acetaminophen together and I have found that this works the best. This is just my opinion and personal experience. I also have to let you know how much I enjoy listening to you guys. I look forward to it every week from Denise. Thank you very much. Well, thank you, Denise. I don't know, they sell the Duo tablet. Yeah, that won't work for you, for him, because half of it is now Tylenol, which you abhor.

34:07 Yes, you've just made it half as effective now. Well, I think they have photos of. Each waste. Well, you can take them together, I'm pretty sure. Ask your doctor about that. I don't. Thank you for your dangerous medical. Our medical advice is sound. Yours very questionable. Sound. OK, we asked a few episodes ago, how many photos do you have on your phone? Yes I had the most was well over 4600. That's not the most compared to other people who have been listening to us. Great on TikTok. Someone with the name Smell?

34:49 That's a great name. With one L only one L Yeah, 1L has 31,934 photos and videos. Well done. B. How large is your phone? Like the storage on it? Large how? Much storage do you have on your phone? That can't be. That's on the cloud. Megan on Instagram has 33,540. 2 OK, I need to know how you make that work because I need that I need. She says it's very silly on my part but I do have them all backed up on an external hard drive. So 33,000 photos times 2. Basically you have. 2 copies of that. There you go, that's. Still not the most. No.

35:31 Wow. No, because Jennifer has 57,963. Here we go. Ouch. You guys must have the cloud right? Like. Shut. The front door I can't. There's too many pictures in too many. Yes, there's too many pictures in the way. OK. I need to know how you're doing that because I need to up, I need to increase my storage capacity. You're doing something wrong, Rachel. Yes, well, I bought like 5 gigs of the cloud and again I don't know how to get them off the cloud. So I didn't buy anymore because because it maxed out immediately. So as soon as Speaking of Rachel. Doing things wrong.

36:12 Remember how Rachel doesn't have any undershirts and wears sweaters without anything underneath like a mad person? Yeah, I wear a bra, but OK. Yeah, well, Mandy has commented on TikTok as well, saying wow, I need to wear my security tank every single day since the year 2001. OK, security tank. In 2001, we wore tank tops under everything. That was just like the style. She still does. OK, sure. You're 2001 security tank. I get it. Yeah, sure. OK, yes, somebody told me actually recently in person, they said I wear one all the time, but it's like a smoothing tank top. I said OK, well that I get that. Sure it's.

36:54 A smoothing. Like Spanx, Like a Spanx tank top kind of thing. Yes, this also has the same effect. It's. A cotton form and it can't be that great. I don't think you want a Spanx one form, and you really don't. A Manx. Thanks. A minx. A Minx. Yeah, you can also do it. Underwhelming not CA is. Buy us a coffee, but also leave us a voice message. Yes you can, anytime. And before we get to that voice message, by the way, I have a message message. Message message message message. Message OK, Message OK from. Scotty, one of us is still on the radio.

37:35 Obviously me from Scotty on the same topic who says if I wear an undershirt under AT shirt I now have two dirty shirts. Exactly. I'm probably still washing my shirts. I watch them every time. You don't. You just don't. Maybe for some of us you do. I don't know, yeah. I do. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing under your shirt, but you should only ever once. Well, I just feel like it's not, it's not fresh anymore, you know, like. Sure. That's fresh enough, OK. OK. I guess so. Now we also have a voice memo from Scotty. Perfect. It's been a.

38:16 While Scotty, where you been? Double your fun, Here we go. Hello, it's me again. I just listened to the latest episode. So you found frozen breast milk in your or I guess your mother found some old breast milk in in the deep freeze. Now, how is that packaged up? Is it in, is it in bags or is it in like a couple of big jugs? Just an odd question, Rachel, That's cool that you're letting your kids watch different shows and stuff now. And and I don't think they're too scared. Might I suggest like to ease them in a little further? Try maybe Avengers Infinity War and see how they handle the last 10 minutes or so of that movie. Yeah, sorry, I would have called sooner, but I was waiting for the musical break of four.

39:09 Minutes to end. It took a little while. All right, talk to you later. Bye. Thanks Scotty. Scotty, I just you know, for the next time. Next time you voice messages. I would have started maybe with the musical break, then Rachel and ended with the jugs joke. That's so now we're giving him tips on his lineup of joke. That's. Right. Oh my God, yeah. OK, gotta go out, Scotty, You gotta go out on a high. Go out with a bang, yeah. And I will. Are we going to try to? Do that that we do, we don't know. We definitely haven't done that just now and. We never promised that. No, no, no. Butt heads.

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