Don't Freeze THAT!! (Ep. 119)

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My shirt's dirty.
I didn't dress up for you guys,

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so my but my hair's done my.
Master's hat is on.

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Your hair looks lovely.
I was gonna comment on your

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hair.
How did you get you?

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Were.
Yes.

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Oh, absolutely.
That's nice.

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You notice that I got it done.
He's lagged through his teeth.

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No, not at all.
That's.

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So nice guys.
Such bullshit.

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Oh.
Oh yeah, all.

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Right and I'll.
Go computer.

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It's.
On your brand new computer.

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Oh holy cow.
OK, well, it must be time to

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begin.
It's due to underwhelming demand

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with Dave, Rachel and Foreman,
the podcast.

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That's like the weather in
April.

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Sometimes good, sometimes bad,
sometimes great, sometimes

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really shitty.
Which is probably what we should

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have called the podcast.
I feel like we had every single

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kind of weather we should.
Have just called this podcast.

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Yeah.
Sometimes great, sometimes.

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Really shitty.
Yeah, I think that.

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Works.
I'm shitty.

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Yeah.
Love them to the sometimes

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shitty podcast.
You're leafy goat.

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The really part is what sells
it.

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Rachel on today's Sometimes
Really Shitty.

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And this might be one of those
times.

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That's right.
Well, I forgot to record, so

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yeah.
What's in your freezer, Foreman.

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Foreman.
It's my mom's freezer, OK it.

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Was your mom's freezer OK?
Well, all right, and Foreman,

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you, you're going to discuss
something.

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You learned what while playing.
Just like what?

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An eerie circumstance happened
while the four of us as a family

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were sitting down playing a
classic game of Clue.

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Oh, I thought it was a freaky
game, but there was 4 of you and

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it was eerie.
OK, that's.

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Fine.
And we'll begin today, the

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podcast today with Rachel, who
is, as you know.

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An athlete.
I think out of the three of us,

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I'm the most athletic one.
That's the word I was going to

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use.
Really.

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You think you're the most
athletic, are you?

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I think so.
Are.

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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, probably, yeah.

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How many steps today?
I don't know.

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I don't, I don't feel the need
to track that.

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I don't have my Sean.
Foreman, do you keep track of

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yours?
Do I No 'cause my Fitbit died

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like they all do.
They all just stop working and

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you're.
Actually, when you use them as

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much as we do.
There we go.

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Yeah, the.
Fitbit, Rachel.

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I'll bet it.
Works.

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I do.
Does it work?

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Yeah.
I haven't dug that out.

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I.
Mean I even without one I know I

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did go for a good 50 minute walk
run yesterday morning.

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How many minutes did you walk
run for?

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Well, I am going to play golf
again this summer and not only

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that, but I am going to join a
ladies league.

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Oh, OK.
Yeah, hang on a second.

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You're going to play golf again
this summer.

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How many times did you play golf
last summer?

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At least 6 no more than once.
You guys don't believe me, but I

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did golf quite a bit.
One time.

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You only talked about it once.
We brought it up with the live

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show, Jerry, Jeremy confirmed.
It was only one time.

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He was lying.
He was with me almost every time

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I went.
And cue the clip from this time

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last year where you said you
were going to join a ladies golf

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league last year.
I am joining a ladies golf

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league this spring.
No, you're not.

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Yes, I am.
OK, We didn't end up joining the

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league last year, so this year
and it was a few different girls

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involved and then it kind of
fell apart.

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So this year we decided that
there's five of us.

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So, you know, because knowing we
may not all be able to go on the

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same night or we'll just do a
threesome and a twosome,

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whatever, we decided we couldn't
make any decisions until we went

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to Beer Town for a girls dinner.
So we had to go out last

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weekend, real hardship for a
girls dinner at the new Beer

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Town at White Oaks Mall, which
was lovely.

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Not cheap though, not cheap.
So we did that and and we

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discussed and we did say
actually in the middle, we can't

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forget to talk about golf
because that's why we came.

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We can't go home not having
talked about it.

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So you didn't.
Oh, you did.

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We did.
Talk about it, we said OK.

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So where?
When are you?

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We were choosing between 3 golf
courses to join.

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OK, but now I.
Think we've narrowed?

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It down to 2.
I think it's important you name

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those for the rest of us who
actually play golf.

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OK, we're thinking of.
We're not there anywhere around

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when you're there.
What are the menus like at the 2

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restaurants of the two pro shops
of the two finalist golf

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courses?
That's the thing.

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That's kind of the sticking
point, actually.

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How did he know?
This is just.

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Yeah, I think that's the
sticking point.

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Well, there's three golf
courses.

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We're thinking of Crumlin Creek
because they have a ladies

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league, but that's a 12 hole, so
that's just a little too much.

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The willows too much wait a. 2nd
12 holes is too much.

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Yeah, like 9 is perfect, you
know?

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You know, you realize 18 is a
round of golf.

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Yeah, I know.
But we can just, we'll just do

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half. 12 is doable, but it's
like so you're really tired by

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the end, you know?
So you're tired after 12 hours?

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Swing a lot more than the men.
You're tired.

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And swinging we swing.
We might swing and miss a few

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times, which by the way, takes a
lot of energy when you're not

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actually hitting something like
it's a real, it's a real.

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Do you keep track of your score?
Well, that's the thing with the

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ladies leagues is that you have
to, yeah.

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Yeah, because you know when you
swing and miss.

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I think though you.
Know when you swing and miss at

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the ball.
Yeah.

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That that's that's one.
Right.

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I think we've all decided that
maybe 8 is our Max.

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Probably for like a, for like a
hole like we'll just Max out it.

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If you don't know what you got,
just put eight.

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I think that's what.
Even if you don't know what you

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got.
Like if you got 12, you you got

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8, you know?
I think there is a number of

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like if you are obnoxiously too
high, you just pick, you go to

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like 8 or 9 or something that's.
Right.

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I think we'll just do that
because that seems I.

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Encourage you to pick.
Up the ball More fun More than.

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Eight shots and please get out
of our way if we're behind you,

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right So well.
That's the trouble.

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I, I, I do encourage that,
however, yeah, you know, there

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are certain there's a certain
protocol, there's a certain, you

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know, golf isn't just something
that you could take Willy nilly.

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It isn't.
No, you have to respect the

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rules.
Well, it's not happening.

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I mean, in this case it's not.
Do you respect the rules when

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you're out?
Three times when I've golf I can

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pre fill out the scorecard with
a bunch of nines and just leave

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it at that, right?
Right.

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And I'll, I'll try a few and go
along with the pace of the other

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three people I'm with who know
how to golf.

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And that's just I'll be, I'll be
there.

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Sometimes I get a good a decent
shot and sometimes I just do

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this.
I wait.

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Sometimes I get a par and
sometimes I get an 8 and and the

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flow it is we don't know what's
going to happen OK on each hole.

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Well, I I can almost believe
that sometimes Foreman gets a

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par.
You can't believe that I get I'm

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I'm an athlete, I'm a hockey
player, I'm a golfer.

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Oh, how's the hockey going?
How many goals?

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No goals, but I touch the puck
every game and it's.

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Going and with your stick.
No, with my stick.

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Yeah, it hit you in the back.
No, it hit me in the head one

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time.
Well, that's.

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Not touching the puck.
Rachel Yeah, but the stick I do

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and so yeah, no, I haven't
gotten any gold are.

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You done now is there.
No, we have one more.

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So I'll have an update for you
next time.

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OK, I can't.
Wait, this podcast is just

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turning into Rachel the athlete.
You know, like Rachel's

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athleticism.
There's no.

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Update.
No question about that.

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Yes.
Is there a dinner after the

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final hockey game?
Well, we're, I think we're all

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going to plan like a get
together or a go out at some

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point.
Yeah, yeah.

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So the problem with golf is that
we we have to find a place that

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serves dinner.
We require that.

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So only only two of them serve
dinner.

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So that's cuts down our options.
But the third one we liked, but

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they don't have a dinner.
So I don't, I don't know what's

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going to happen with that
either.

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And they don't serve booze
either at one of them.

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But you you know you can bring
your own so.

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You know, I used to live live at
a golf.

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Course, did you?
In Halifax, down the street from

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was the clubhouse with a
beautiful restaurant, great

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menu, a huge.
Bar Wow, it was a.

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Lovely spot, never golfed there.
You just went to the restaurant.

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Never golf there.
It was a good championship.

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It was a real hard course too.
Wow.

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And now in the news, they're
they're opening up a Nordic spa.

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There.
Wow, you would have really been

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living the life if you'd.
Stayed It was all the benefits

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that have nothing to do with
golf, Yeah.

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What a shame, Nordic.
Spot a golf course near here in

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Oxford County.
I'm going.

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To go Why aren't you picking
that one?

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Well, maybe we should.
It's a little far.

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It's a little far, but I'm going
to go to the Nordic Spa for

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sure.
Maybe that'll be the next girls

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night out.
I might.

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Replace the Ladies League or.
Maybe.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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We're Dave Ray Children Foreman.
This is the podcast that's just

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like the Masters golf.
The Masters.

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Yes, most, most people can't get
into it.

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Right.
Yeah.

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That's.
True.

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I mean, that's a fact.
I know I.

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Kind of sad I guess.
I can't get into it.

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I mean, I've never.
Most popular weekend for

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vasectomies That's.
Is it?

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That's funny?
I bet you it is.

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Actually, I bet you.
People do it at that time or

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Super Bowl or.
Like I wouldn't.

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Yeah, of course.
I believe you with the three of

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us talked to Brett Kissel live
on the Radio One time, but

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specifically about that.
Yes.

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You know what?
That's my my brother did the

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smartest thing I've ever seen
when he got his his he he did it

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during the Masters, during the
weekend of the Masters on ATV.

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Dave Saber.
You don't have to leave.

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I know.
And my dad was like, oh, honey,

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I'm so sorry.
I just need to stay here with

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this bag of ice.
And you know, the doctor said

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not to move for three days.
Three days.

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My goodness, That's right.
You know, if you're sitting

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around I'm, it's not a bad idea.
The best way to do yeah.

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Yeah, well, last weekend my
whole family and I were sitting

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around a board game.
OK.

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Nothing to do with vasectomies,
but yeah, sitting around OK.

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No, with the four of the Harley
and Emily and Ashley and I had

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nothing to do with the
vasectomy.

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It has everything to do with the
fact that they won't have any

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other siblings.
Did you schedule yours around

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the masters?
Did.

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You no, no your schemectomy.
When did you do?

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This.
I don't recall what time of the

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year.
I just recall all the potholes

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on the way home.
Yeah, and the argument of Ashley

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wanting to go through Tim
Horton's drive through and me

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saying, no, the freezing's
wearing off, I need to get home

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and have another Tylenol or
Advil, please hurry up.

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And her not understanding that.
I gave birth without medication

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or an epidural.
I don't feel bad for you.

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No, she did not.
That sounds familiar.

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Yeah, but we were all sitting
around and playing as much like

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how the type of activity Rachel
likes to do at her house.

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We were all playing Clue, you
know, the game where you have to

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figure out what.
Does that mean what?

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Activity Murdered someone with
what weapon?

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In what room?
Yeah, you.

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Isn't that your?
Old murder mysteries.

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That's the whole deal, Rachel.
Yeah, we didn't have the gang

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conversation with Emily, the
seven-year old about how you get

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murdered if you join a gang.
Oh.

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Well, that's here's them clear,
I'm telling you.

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But she does enjoy Clue, and I
don't think she's maybe she

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hasn't really noticed that
what's happening in the game is

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someone got murdered and you're
trying to solve it.

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I don't know if she's gotten
that.

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I didn't really understand all
of that either.

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I just knew that you had to
figure out where it was done and

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who did it and in what room.
So we're playing this, and to

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get going, you each roll a die
to figure out who goes first.

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Whoever gets the highest number
goes first, right?

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OK, sure.
Yeah.

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Emily rolls A6.
That's usually we'll win.

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Ashley rolls A6.
Usually we'll tie the OK.

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Harley rolls A6.
No.

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I roll A6.
Wow.

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All four in a row.
No way.

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That's freaky.
That's what we all thought.

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That is freaky.
How about that?

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Moving on, let's roll again,
because obviously someone has

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to.
We haven't figured out who was

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first.
Sure.

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Emily rolls A5.
Ashley rolls A5.

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No.
Harley rolls A5, Foreman rolls

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A5.
Oh my goodness.

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I no, now that is something.
That is something.

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Did you go down to 4 next?
No, I'm not sure if it's

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something.
Or not something.

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I think it's something.
Is your house built on a burial

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ground?
I it was a.

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Field have to do with.
Anything.

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It's a field.
I bet you there's a ghost.

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Well, where every house there's
used to be a field, but you're.

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Talking about I bet you there's
a body and a ghost like I don't

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know, I think it's his house is
haunted.

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It's.
A2 year old house.

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It doesn't matter.
I think some, I think they've,

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they've messed with your die and
that's it.

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Die.
Get it?

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Plain clue, I know, yeah.
You're going to have to keep

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going because I really don't
think this is much of anything

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other than I do.
I don't know.

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Very unusual.
What?

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I don't think it's of that
happening.

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I don't think it's in it's four
people.

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The odds of them rolling all
rolling is 6 pretty.

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Good, no.
Yeah, I would say.

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I don't think.
Good.

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The odds of that happening once
in a row is 1 in 1296.

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That's still not.
Once in a row.

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OK, so the odds of like the
same.

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So two people rolling a six is
1000.

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No, the odds of four people in a
row, yeah, see it's not each

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rolling a six is if that is the
odds of that happening is 1 in

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1290.
Six.

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That's not all.
Doing it again in rolling fives

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or we've done in a double that.
Yeah, that's you're not going to

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really.
You're not drawing me into this

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nonsense until you get down to
the twos.

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Did you roll again?
Would it be all get?

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Even Freaker, if you did all of
the numbers, you went six to

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one.
Like I'm waiting for the story

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here.
Did you all get fours?

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How was that not enough of a?
Story.

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That's a story.
I think that's something.

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I think there's a ghost I.
Think it's that's insane.

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It's.
Pretty much nothing.

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No, I think it's close.
It's close to being about how

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much you discussed golf at your
for dinner.

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Not at all.
That's.

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Incredible.
We discussed it.

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This is incredible.
And I and you look at, if you

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try and search, what does it
mean if we all roll sixes or

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whatever?
If everyone rolls a six, that

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could be interpreted as a time
of abundance, prosperity and

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good fortune.
Oh wow.

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And then if everyone rolls A5,
that could be interpreted as a

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time of change, transformation,
or a need to let go of the past.

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Sure.
Oh, interesting.

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And had all those things been
brought up if we were playing

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the game of life, that's like
jackpot for the Foremans.

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Well, yes, because we're playing
Clue.

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I don't know.
Yeah, it means nothing.

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So a time of change is coming,
and a time of abundance.

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No, it's.
Nothing they're.

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Just playing Clue fortune
teller.

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They're playing Clue.
It's you might as well fortune

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doing tarot cards I feel like.
Letting go of the past.

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Yeah.
So what did you do?

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Did you stop immediately?
Go and go?

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Well, we can't keep going and
told the kids go to bed or what?

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No, we.
All rolled and had normal rolls

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and played the game and I won.
And who won?

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I won.
Of course I won.

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What are the odds?
Of you winning course I won.

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Yeah.
And you want, here's the thing

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that we actually haven't talked
about at all that I've been

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thinking about since.
OK, yes, I'm leaning in is.

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That one of the last times we
ever played Clue because Clues

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like new as a board game here.
I think it came at Christmas.

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We haven't had Clue for years.
My parents have the original

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Clue and the last time I played
played Clue there, yeah was with

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Ashley and me and Harley.
Ashley was pregnant with Emily I

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believe and my father and he
handily beat us all.

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That it was your dad.
Before it's your dad.

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Coming back?
I think so.

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And so I don't.
Anyway, I don't know.

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He wanted you to know.
So that he gave you all the.

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Same role 2.
Times.

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Yes.
I'm I'm in now that you bring up

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that that's an interesting that
I like that.

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I like the last.
Time you You don't think it's a

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random ghost that was buried
under his home?

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No.
No.

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No, of course.
Not, and I'm not into any of

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that at all, but.
There might be something.

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There totally into bring.
Up that, yeah, like when you

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bring up your sure.
I.

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Mean so that.
Stuff happens all the time, I'm

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telling you.
I will say that while I didn't

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think it was anything to begin
with, I now think it's

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something.
So thank you for him and I thank

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you.
All right, No.

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Thank you for giving me the
benefit of the doubt.

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No, thank you.
Right.

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Because if you didn't, you were
about to get haunted.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the podcast that's
guaranteed to make you smile,

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especially when it's over.
Yeah, in particular when it's

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over.
Yeah.

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Sometimes.
Sometimes.

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Sometimes only when it's over.
Yeah, if you're there when.

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It's over.
Why are you still there?

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Well.
That's a good point.

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Yeah.
Leave now.

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You'll.
Smile, get out now.

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Put a smile on your face.
Get out now.

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Go.
Do something with your life.

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Because we're about to discuss
what's the weirdest thing in

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your freezer again.
Well, I know I don't like to do

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do these things twice.
And Foreman, it wasn't your

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freezer, and I get that.
Yeah, it's your.

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It wasn't. 39 year old breast
milk though. 39 year old breast

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milk meant for Foreman.
Uh huh.

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At least we.
See, you're 40 this year,

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Foreman, not.
Going at in a in a in a couple

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months, months that's.
Way down the road you're.

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In the year 40.
First year, just like Rachel.

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Can we start talking about
Dave's thing and not my age?

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OK.
The freezer.

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The freezer.
You brought that up Weird.

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The.
Shit isn't yours.

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Yeah, well, weird stuff's in
your freezer and I didn't really

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give it that much thought, I
don't think.

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I haven't actually gone now.
My freezer, we had a freezer and

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it it died like it just died.
So we, we, we lost a few things

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out of the freezer and then
bought a new freezer.

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So I don't think there's
anything all that strange, but I

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don't think strange things have
to be in your freezer for a long

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period of time.
What I'm suggesting is Foreman,

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what what's in your mom's
freezer?

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Not only has it been there in
almost infinitely almost 40

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years, that's a long time.
Although maybe it was

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transferred from freezer to
freezer.

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To freezer, I sure hope.
Actually, I hope so.

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Or I.
Don't know why you'd keep it.

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Or I'd like to know where your
mom and dad got that freezer,

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because it's a good one.
Yeah, really.

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But I think you could have
something weird in your freezer

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that hasn't been there that
long, right?

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We're not like you, Rachel.
We don't stock our freezer for

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the full in, you know, whatever
you know.

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We even get the lid closed on
yours, yeah.

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Right.
Yeah, actually right now it's

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like 3/4 full.
Why?

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What happened?
I don't.

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Know we just ate stuff and I've
food's expensive so I'm not

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buying as much.
I don't.

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Know OK all right you're just
living you're.

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You're kind of living on the
edge, yeah.

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00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,560
Look at you.
You've gone.

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You.
You're not the oh, you're not

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the woman we once knew.
I know.

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Groceries are expensive.
Changing or evolving or

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something, I don't know.
Yeah.

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So anyway, it's brand.
New 3/4 full.

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That's all.
It's still down a bit.

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Yeah, and it's a large.
Then we look into it and we're

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like, we're running out of food.
Like, yeah.

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I'm sure it's enormous.
Or a little, a little.

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No, it's not a huge one, but
it's not.

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It's like a medium sized, I
don't know.

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Well, a friend of mine brought
this up the other day and I

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said, no, you don't.
And he goes, yeah, I do.

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I said in your freezer, you.
Oh, yeah.

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And.
And I said, well, I'll tell you

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what it is and you can, because
the only way to play this game.

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Rachel, do you have anything
strange in your freezer?

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Have you looked?
No, I don't think so.

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I've got a big ham in there.
That's now that Jeremy.

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Has ham, Yeah.
Big ass ham from Costco that we

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can't have because Jeremy can't
eat it.

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So I got to give it to somebody
I don't know and then Jeremy

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can't have like red meat and
stuff anymore.

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So that's we can't there's.
Ham.

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Red meat.
Yeah, pork is, yeah.

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It's very red meat, actually.
Fatty.

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You can't have a lot of fatty
foods anymore.

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I've got like chicken broth,
chicken stock that I made in

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jars that's been there for a.
While Do you find that unusual?

460
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,560
No, I don't know.
I guess I don't have a lot of

461
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240
unusual things.
To have in the freezer.

462
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:04,600
Because my friend Foreman's
mother has for the the breast

463
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,880
milk for a, you know, a a.
Baby's 40th year.

464
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,360
An adult, Yeah.
An adult man in his 40s.

465
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,680
Her little baby Foreman.
Says I got a dead cat in my.

466
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,920
Freezer.
Oh my God.

467
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,640
Why?
Why?

468
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,160
Well, because it died.
Why don't you not put it in the

469
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,400
freezer?
Like they're pet, they're why is

470
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,760
it in the freezer?
OK.

471
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,000
What are you doing with it in
the freezer?

472
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,240
No.
Well, it's in the freezer

473
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,000
because it's dead, OK.
Put it there.

474
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:45,400
If you have a dead cat, Rachel.
Bury it in the yard.

475
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:50,600
That's a good plan, but if
you're not sure what you want to

476
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,160
do with your dead cat, do I want
to do with it?

477
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,480
Do I want to bury it?
Do I want to cremate it?

478
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,200
Do I want I don't know what I
want to do with my dead cat.

479
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,840
So my friend's kid, one of his
kids, these are older.

480
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,920
He's got a couple of older kids
living with him still, which

481
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,200
again, I feel and I'm not
judging is problematic.

482
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,120
So.
People into this.

483
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Is how you end up with dead cats
in your freezer, right?

484
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,320
Was it dead when it went in
there?

485
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,200
Yes, OK.
So you're telling me that when

486
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,640
these kids come home and they
want, you know, say, a pizza

487
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,480
pop, they've got to dig around
this dead cat?

488
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:38,320
OK, that's my that was my first
question because, and we'll get

489
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,880
to this, that cat's been in the
freezer for quite some time.

490
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,560
Oh my.
So when the cat died, we

491
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:51,200
couldn't decide to, I guess
these are not my children.

492
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,360
These are his children.
They couldn't decide whoever's I

493
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,000
don't know which child and
doesn't matter.

494
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,760
They shall remain nameless.
One of them owned the cat.

495
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:04,400
It was their cat.
And so when the cat died, they

496
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,440
were like, well, I don't, I
don't know what I want to do,

497
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,040
you know, with you, you know?
You have to make a decision but.

498
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,760
I'm not sure where I would like
to put Fluffy.

499
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,600
I don't.
It's a little cold.

500
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,280
Maybe I don't want to put Fluffy
in the ground, it's too cold.

501
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,480
Uh huh.
Although that seems like

502
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,960
probably a bad excuse because if
you put Fluffy in the freezer

503
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,160
then it doesn't matter anyway.
They couldn't decide what they

504
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,920
wanted to do.
Maybe they wanted to send Fluffy

505
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,960
out to sea.
Maybe they wanted to cremate

506
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,560
Fluffy.
Maybe they wanted to bury

507
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,200
Fluffy.
But they just couldn't decide.

508
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,840
So the idea was put forth.
Can we put Fluffy in the

509
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:48,600
freezer?
To which Dad says you put that

510
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,960
cat in the freezer, it better
not be there in six months.

511
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,920
That's what that was his rule.
Now he's a good, that's a,

512
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,920
that's a good.
That's a very nice dad.

513
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,520
I think that's a that's a
caring, understanding dad.

514
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,880
He basically said that cat
better OK, but the cat better

515
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,840
not be there in six months.
Extremely lenient.

516
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,320
Yeah, it turns.
Out when I found out about said

517
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:24,680
cat Fluffy, six months is up, I
said you're putting me on.

518
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,720
You've had a cat in your
freezer.

519
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,280
Yeah, six months.
Oh my God.

520
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,600
Well, now what?
I don't know.

521
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,960
I told them no longer than six
months.

522
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,480
The ground's still frozen.
Is it ever?

523
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,520
This is why you have oversized
green bins A.

524
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,120
Green Bin.
Gone.

525
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,320
This this.
It is almost.

526
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,040
Over.
Yeah, It's.

527
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,000
It's almost.
This is almost over.

528
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,080
Thank goodness.
This is due to underwhelming

529
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,280
demand.
It's a podcast.

530
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,600
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
It's almost over.

531
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,200
You're right.
We're at the end.

532
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,320
Don't forget, we have a website,
itsunderwhelming.ca.

533
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,120
You can go there and sign up for
the newsletter and see all kinds

534
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,800
of fun things, or you could go
there and do something very

535
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,400
important.
Sponsor us, Yes, because we we

536
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,480
seem to be sponsor less, less.
Sponsor less we are

537
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,880
lackingsponsorsunderwhelming.ca.
We've got prices beginning at

538
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:50,040
$75 per episode, and yeah, any
whatever you want.

539
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,400
We we we trust that Rachel left
a beer town at White Oaks Mall a

540
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,440
sponsorship information package
yes of.

541
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,400
Course I didn't.
I should have those, should

542
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,400
carry that around with.
Although we let it out the part

543
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,880
where she says it's really
expensive there, well.

544
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,920
It's not cheap, yeah, but it was
very delighted.

545
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,840
Very best burger in a long day.
OK, all right, well, so all.

546
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,760
Right.
You know, worth it.

547
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,760
There you go, beer town and you
could buy us a coffee.

548
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,120
You can.
It's easy to do that when you go

549
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,000
to our website to people,
actually some people who bought

550
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,400
us coffees.
Thank you so much.

551
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,880
Thank you Anne Henry who bought
5 coffees for us saying you 3

552
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,520
always put a smile on my face.
I look forward to listening

553
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,400
every week.
Thank you, Anne.

554
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,640
That's so nice.
Five.

555
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Wow.
Thank you very much.

556
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,200
Thank you.
OK awesome.

557
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,480
Someone didn't leave a name it
just says someone bought 4

558
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,040
coffees and there's no message
so nothing.

559
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,280
Thank you so much.
I know what we'd like to thank

560
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,080
you on here publicly if you have
purchased a coffee for us which

561
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,600
are $5 each.
So if you go to our website

562
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,520
underwhelming.ca it's right
there on the main page.

563
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,520
There's a little coffee symbol
at the bottom.

564
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,200
Even though I don't get anything
from it, but I do certainly like

565
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,640
the name recognition and the
publicity and I would like to

566
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,800
thank anyone, including someone
named named Jana Collins, who

567
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:13,160
says she purchased 4 Foreman's
Elbows Up Canadian Pies.

568
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,240
Yes, we were there.
We would have bought.

569
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,240
Four of them.
I really liked mine.

570
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,960
I really did.
I and it got 2 thumbs up from

571
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,840
the girls so yeah.
What's in it?

572
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,800
It's like a chocolate pecan pie.
Chocolate pecans.

573
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:36,200
Walnuts, Murphy's Law, apple
pie, moonshine from Elmira and

574
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,800
40 Creek butter tart cream.
Would you?

575
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,480
OK?
Yes, really good.

576
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,840
I'll have to get up there and
get it.

577
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,000
Arva's far from me, but.
And these are the the what are

578
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,520
they called the 22 witches of?
Two witches of Middlesex County

579
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,120
Pie Company sell them at the Red
River Cafe, which is beside the

580
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,800
Arva Flour meal and I was up
there with my wife Ashley on the

581
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,200
weekend and also purchased 1
remaining pie after Jana had

582
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,440
almost cleaned them out.
We.

583
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,880
Cleaned them out.
We really thought we had cleaned

584
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,040
them out.
Yeah, 4.

585
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,440
So you only got 1.
Well, they're little they're

586
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,920
they're not large.
They're.

587
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,160
Personal pies, yes.
They're pies.

588
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,400
They are personal pies.
You can direct order from the

589
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,120
two witches though and get a
full size.

590
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,120
Pie.
Yeah, OK.

591
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,360
Absolutely.
I'm sure maybe I ought to do

592
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,440
that, yeah.
Very nice ladies, very good

593
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,320
pies.
Highly recommend.

594
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,120
Julie probably will plan to go
there at some point too because

595
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,000
she left a message saying the
pie sounds so good.

596
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,680
And I agree with Rachel on the
undergarment issue.

597
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,320
Oh.
With that one is that.

598
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,400
But you don't wear AT shirt.
Yeah, it's double the laundry.

599
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,640
The undershirt gets sweaty and
the outer one gets dirty.

600
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,280
Sorry guys.
Right.

601
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,000
Well, depends on what you're
doing.

602
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,440
I mean, I know what Rachel is a
you know, you're a voice actor.

603
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,240
That's what you do for a living.
Yeah.

604
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,240
Right.
I don't know that you're getting

605
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,920
a lot of dirt on the unless you
slop the lunch.

606
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,320
I don't.
Well, I am an athlete, as you

607
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:10,800
know, but I typically wear
athletic clothing when I'm out

608
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,040
doing that, right?
Yeah, I forgot about that.

609
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,640
Yeah, yeah.
Remember the IT was Hershey Lady

610
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,440
AKA Joanne.
Right.

611
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,920
Who had the furnace breakdown?
Well, it didn't breakdown, but

612
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,080
then she it was -13 in her
house.

613
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,120
Right.
And grandma unplugged it.

614
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,560
Don't get it repaired on the
weekend.

615
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,480
It'll cost a ridiculous amount
and it didn't need to be

616
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,600
repaired anyway.
Yes.

617
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
OK.
Yes, OK.

618
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,000
Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot.
And please don't read this on

619
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:45,800
your podcast Foreman My house
that was 13°C not Fahrenheit.

620
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,680
OK, yes, Fahrenheit would be
quite cool.

621
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,280
She specifically said it was the
other way around.

622
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,040
I had no idea what I was
thinking when I typed that lol.

623
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,920
I love listening to you guys you
make.

624
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,000
Me laugh late at night and you'd
had a drink and you know you got

625
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,080
it.
It's fine.

626
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,640
That's fine.
Rachel, you had posted this

627
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,920
whole script of a whole scene
played out with you and your

628
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,760
kids in the car.
That's right.

629
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,600
I did, yeah.
Going from thinking you're cool

630
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,360
to having a podcast on YouTube
to realizing you're not that

631
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,040
cool because we don't have Mr.
Beast millions of views.

632
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,240
Oh my.
Gosh, so my kids do love Mr.

633
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,120
Beast.
I actually I really like Mr.

634
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,080
Beast too.
I do because he gives a lot of

635
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,680
money to charity and he does a
lot of good works.

636
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,640
Whereas a lot of other
Youtubers, well, I don't know

637
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,680
that they do.
I mean, I, I get that it's part

638
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,520
of his show and whatever, but he
does a lot of really good and

639
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,120
big good things.
He.

640
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,160
Does I appreciate that?
I cannot tell you how much I

641
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,520
thoroughly enjoyed him being on
guest a guest on someone elses

642
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,640
podcast where he talked about
the obscene amounts of money he

643
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,720
lost to create Beast games for
Amazon.

644
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,680
Oh, I'm sure.
Thoroughly enjoyed hearing about

645
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,840
how many millions of dollars
floated out of his bank account.

646
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,520
It delighted me to no end.
Continue.

647
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,840
Oh, he's a he's for sure He he
said he's a billionaire on

648
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,200
paper, he's a billionaire
because he's got so much money

649
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,320
and these the thing, the YouTube
videos he does, they cost money,

650
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,120
but you know, their business
expenses.

651
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,840
So anyway, I do appreciate that
he he does a lot of good.

652
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,560
You know, he helps a lot of
people.

653
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,640
So I was in the car driving and
somebody, I think they commented

654
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,120
on our YouTube video or so I had
a YouTube notification and my

655
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,880
kids are looking over my
shoulder and they said, mom, is

656
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,200
that a YouTube notification?
Because like, obviously.

657
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,960
And I said, yeah, why do you
have that?

658
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,720
I said, because we have a
YouTube channel for the podcast.

659
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,160
And they were like, you do like,
yeah, did you not?

660
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,040
You didn't know that.
And they're like, yeah, well,

661
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,840
you didn't know that.
And I'm like, OK, do you have

662
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,480
subscribers?
I said, yeah, we have

663
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,160
subscribers.
How many?

664
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,920
Like maybe 2000?
Because it's not a million,

665
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,520
right?
I said, guys, not everybody has

666
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,720
a million followers, you know?
Well, how long have you had one?

667
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,040
Like, maybe it hadn't been that
long.

668
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,800
And, you know, Mom's just
getting started, so that's why

669
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,760
she doesn't have a million.
I said, I don't know, maybe two

670
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,040
years or so.
And they're like, oh, and

671
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,480
Jeremy's like you should have
said like 2 weeks because they

672
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,360
were trying to give you the
benefit of the doubt that you

673
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,040
didn't have enough followers
anyway.

674
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,600
You need to subscribe to your
channel.

675
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,760
So my kids or to our channel so
my kids think I'm cool.

676
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,600
Well, tell them that right now.
It's in the thousands on Spotify

677
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,639
and Apple.
Come on.

678
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,520
Sure.
I mean, yes, I don't think my

679
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,520
kids even remember us being on
the radio.

680
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,239
Really.
Like, I don't think we are not

681
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,120
cool.
I am not I.

682
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,800
Don't remember us.
I don't think I had a.

683
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,560
Hope, yeah.
So anyway, whatever.

684
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,679
I forgot.
Well, Cheryl had commented to

685
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,239
say she thinks you're cool,
Rachel.

686
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,920
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, and Chris had comment to

687
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,760
say you can always tell them
this and not be ashamed by your

688
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:56,080
subscriber count because if you
and 200 people showed up at the

689
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,800
kids school, the principal would
say she has a problem on her

690
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,720
hands.
Well, that's true, yeah.

691
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,240
Get 200 people physically in a
room together and it's a lot.

692
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,680
That's a lot of people, right?
Yeah.

693
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,720
Let me check how many.
So it's a million, so you know,

694
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,880
just saying can't fit.
Them in a room, Can you?

695
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,840
No.
No, no, you can't.

696
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,760
You can't fit a million is a
lot.

697
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,440
It's quite a.
Burst of bubble there, but.

698
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,720
Yeah, we have an e-mail from
Bill, who sent a message to

699
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,560
underwhelming.ca, OK.
Also have a Instagram message

700
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,160
from Aaron.
OK.

701
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,800
These are all about former
topics, so how about what from

702
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,720
last week?
A good idea?

703
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,880
A bad idea?
The croc infested waters for the

704
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,840
Olympic rowing events.
Yeah, great idea.

705
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,800
Yeah.
No, that's a bad idea.

706
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,000
That's a great idea.
And Rachel, you would ask like

707
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000
can't you find a body of water
where there aren't Crocs?

708
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,840
And we both said in Australia,
no, that's impossible.

709
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,160
So they have like lakes that
don't have.

710
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,800
Crocs, it's Australia.
No.

711
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,160
It's.
A very big country.

712
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,840
Everything in Australia wants to
literally kill you.

713
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,000
Okay.
But also, you probably don't

714
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,360
know, crocodiles are able to
jump out of the water vertically

715
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,840
and can run 20 kilometers an
hour for short bursts, so that's

716
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,640
definitely a very bad, no good
idea.

717
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,320
Yeah, it's a very bad.
I don't you know what are the

718
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,600
odds are going to jump out of
the water well well.

719
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,560
Just take one of the rows.
There are crock tours you can

720
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,280
take in Australia where they
take you on a tour and literally

721
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,600
they put a raw chicken on a
stick, dangle it over the

722
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,600
surface of the water and wait
for crocodiles to jump up and

723
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,000
get it.
Oh my.

724
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,960
How do?
They know.

725
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,480
How can they guarantee that the
Croc's not going to eat me?

726
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,960
You know they can't.
It doesn't matter, Rachel.

727
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,200
Everything in Australia is
trying to kill you.

728
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,800
Yeah.
The croc, then it's the snakes

729
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:51,240
or the spiders or the whatever.
The yahoos or they're.

730
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,200
Like it doesn't matter.
Those chats, Kangaroos.

731
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,560
Combative.
Yeah, that's right.

732
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,320
Damn.
Bill, Bill has message to

733
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,480
underwhelming.ca.
Go ahead.

734
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,120
Hi guys and girl, love your show
and listen while I walk my dog.

735
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,240
Thank you.
I had a great laugh with

736
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,560
Foreman's freezer and the breast
milk.

737
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,120
So awesome.
Not my freezer, Bill.

738
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,880
No, not.
For moms, yeah.

739
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:18,400
Yeah, it reminds me of cleaning
up my parents last year and

740
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,880
found steak.
It was over 20 years old and I

741
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,160
completely forgotten about that
product.

742
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,520
Steak.
Oh, steakum.

743
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,600
Steakum.
Steakum A.

744
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,880
Steakum.
Is that the thing I remember?

745
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,040
Steakums.
Oh, it's 100% beef steakum

746
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,440
sliced steak in a box for a
freezer.

747
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,400
Really.
Like she.

748
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,480
Years old.
Shaved lunch meat in a box.

749
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,320
Oh, that would be very bad.
Yeah, that would be not very

750
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,480
good.
Worse than a cat?

751
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,440
It's not worse than a cat.
Is it shaved?

752
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,920
No.
And if the cat's there, 20 years

753
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,800
from now, even I will be angry
about.

754
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,960
That that?
Well, it's not your cat.

755
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,800
Yeah.
Thank God.

756
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,320
That it Are we done?
There is a voice memo.

757
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,360
Oh, we're good.
OK, this never ends OK.

758
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,720
All right.
Thank you for all the commentary

759
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:15,160
this week and of course from all
the way out in East Stewiac,

760
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,600
Nova Scotia East.
Stewiac.

761
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,360
Everything ends with a knack out
there.

762
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,800
I think it's Akkadiac.
Chediac.

763
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,720
Stewiac.
Shubinakity.

764
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,960
Shubinakity, yeah.
Dildo No.

765
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,400
That's not a knack.
That's Newfoundland.

766
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,600
All right.
Here's Scotty.

767
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:39,680
In your last episode, Dave said
that he went to a Jackson 5

768
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:45,080
concert shortly after Michael
Jackson made Thriller, and the

769
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:50,680
opening act was a juggler.
So a juggler was making people

770
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,520
wait to see Michael Jackson?
Wow, he must have really had a

771
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,240
lot of balls.
Sorry, he.

772
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,480
Didn't.
He just about sorry.