Do You Want Your Wife To Climb You Like A Tree? (Ep. 103)

0:00 Who's calling me? David started. No, it says David, you're. Starting a chat. You've started a group chat. I'm not answering that. It's in my ear, like who's calling me? It's. You. I set my headphones down and it started to chat. Don't ask me, I'm not. I know nothing about anything. We know you just started to chat. I know. Are you ready? I'm ready and I have my beer today. And you have a beer. Good. The Maple beer from Kinsman. And I'm.

0:41 Very happy this is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that we can pretty much guarantee will be far, I mean far and away more exciting than the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight. Oh my, but. Again, once again, that's a very low bar. I didn't even watch it and all I knew is that everybody was complaining about Netflix. It's a very low bar. Yes. Well, so after Netflix got the streaming issued figured out, they didn't figure out what a fight actually was. Who knew that a streamer couldn't do live television? Can't wait for Beyoncé on Christmas. Oh my God. We're here. We're we're going to be better. We're here and we're not live so because we know our place.

1:23 That's right. And we're not getting millions of dollars to do this either. We are. If we didn't have this name, Netflix could have called that fight due to underwhelming demand. True. They could have. We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman. I have no segue for this but I have a rant that. Was your cue though very good you took it. I know that was my cue, yeah, since. We were just ranting about Netflix. Rachel has another rant. Sure. Yes, right. I have another rant about, you know, a social media platform. So you know, technology, I guess. I don't know. There has been an influx of anonymous posting on our community Facebook page recently. Now if you are posting in a group and I I don't know if you know this, but you can post anonymously. You can not have your name there. What a first.

2:13 World problem. But I just, I hate anonymous posts. I hate it. I I think there's no reason for it, and I think there are very few exceptions to posting anonymously. I am a not a a social media savant. Right tell. US. More as you both know anyway, yeah, as a social, not a social media savant, how do I anonymously can I do that because I like the idea of posting on can I do stuff anonymously? I didn't know that you. Can't a group you can because when you write a post you can set it to be anonymous and then the moderator would have to approve that and let it happen. Oh, OK, you know as your own status can't just be approve. It or it just goes because I think if you have it set to just anybody can post.

3:04 Well, depends. On the group, if it's Saint Thomas happenings, I no one's getting any approvals. It just fucking happens Getting. Approvals. Well I don't know, like I'm trying to post on one group now and I can't post anonymously so you must be able. To you either. You must be able to turn that off. OK, so it's on or off and clearly on your community Facebook page. It's on. It's on. Off. Off on whatever. Well, people are allowed you. Can be anonymous. You can. Be anonymous now. I mentioned at our live show, just briefly, that our community Facebook page has been lit lately, and it really has. And I feel like it's turned from things like does anyone know someone who does nails at whatever to like things?

3:47 Whose cat is this? Yeah, well, yeah, there was a whole cat thing. Yeah, whose rooster is crowing? Oh my God, the rooster who's got the drone. There was a thing about the drone. Nobody posted those things anonymously, right? Everybody knew who posted them, and then you can comment and it says your name and whatever. But now people like to bitch and post anonymously so that you don't know obviously who's posting it. Pretty sure it's the drone operator. I. Don't know, I don't know. Wait a second. That seems to me that's the whole Facebook experience to me is that if you, when, when you comment on something, you see something and you decide whether it's a family thing or whether it's, I don't know, somebody posts something and you go, well, that's not right. Well, I, I disagree.

4:36 I'm going to comment on that. You have to like, not only does do does your comment appear on whatever that was, yes, but all of us, your friends. All your friends can see it we. See your comments of course like. So you can see your comments if you're going. To This is why you have to, you know, really sort of police yourself on commenting on Facebook posts. And you would think that we are all adults and we could do that. But alas, no. No, we can't. We can't. We can't help ourselves. We have to comment. That's right. Right. So lately people, and there's been several in the past few weeks who have commented anonymously about bitching about several different things around the neighborhood. The few things happened at our bus stop actually. And we have a huge bus stop.

5:25 There's like 30 kids at our bus stop. So it's a big bus stop. So things happen. How big is the bus? Well, the bus we're like half the bus our, our bus stop like we've a lot of. Kids and it's just going to a like an elementary school. Yeah. Why don't they pick make that maybe two different stops, yeah. Well, there's three stops in our neighborhood neighborhood with three different buses, but our one stop is quite large. So they've anyway, it's a whole thing. Well, you don't want to be leaving. You don't want to be leaving for work when the bus stops in your neighborhood. Then, well, that's for damn sure, because someone might bitch about you on Facebook. Well, I would. So there's a whole. Anonymously, which is fine. And listen, some of the complaints are fair, and that's fine. But I, you know, then there's people who will complain, like somebody had a wedding at their house in the summer or something and they had music or whatever.

6:15 I couldn't hear it, but somebody's like, I hate this music. Why are they having a party this late? It was like 10:00 PM on a Saturday in the summertime, Like whatever, you know? And then other people are like, I love the music. But that was another anonymous post, right? So people are posting and it's happening, opening more and more. Somebody posted something else and they're just complaining. And I feel like if the only thing that's deterring you from posting on Facebook is the fact that your name is going to be seen, then don't post. You have no business posting that. You shouldn't be posting that unless you can attribute your name to that. If there are very few exceptions, For instance, if you have some kind of, I don't know, embarrassing health problem and literally the only place you can talk about that is on Facebook, then perhaps you would be anonymous, right? Because nobody posting is going to be nobody commenting and helping you will be anonymous, right? Only you are anonymous.

7:17 But if there's literally no other place you can go other than Facebook and it's something very sensitive to you and you can't talk to your family or a therapist or friends. That's. The exception, right? You anyone know any good divorce lawyers? Sure. Yeah, maybe that right. You could just look, you could Google that. There there are. You don't. Need to be. On Facebook, you actually don't need to go on social media and post about that. That shouldn't be your go to. So I feel like if you are posting something, bitching about someone else and your caveat is well, I must remain anonymous for whatever reason because some shit might blow back on you.

8:03 That's not. You should not be posting, no, but you keep that to yourself and you stay off social media, OK? That's that's. My rant. OK, well, that's fair. I, I agree with everything. I I agree with everything you said. I don't know why people are doing it all the. Time this wide open Wild West sort of anonymous posting thing on a Facebook page. Right Facebook page. Is the fault of the operator. The moderator, well, the moderator knows who it is they see them as. They see. Them, they know. I don't know who moderates these pages. I don't know. I don't know who started. It there's a switch, turn the switch on or off. Right. I don't know if you can turn it on or yeah, I, I don't know.

8:44 I've, I haven't run it. We have a page, but you can't just comment. We actually turned off our wall on our page. You can't comment on our page. You can send us messages and you can you can comment on posts that we made. We learned that a long. But we learned that a long time ago, so we 1. Yeah, turn. Off the wall because that's that's not, that's not nothing good coming. To approve, I look at Heart FM. I talked to the woman who is the moderator of Talk Tilsenburg, because that is a private group completely different from the the public group not Talk Tilsonburg, which she does not have kind words for. I bet you she doesn't. Yeah, 'cause they probably started it to get at her. Yeah, but it's like she, she, it was like celebrating. It's like 12th year or something that she's been the moderator of this thing.

9:30 Wow, she says she just. Full time job. Well, she's retired. She's retired now, so she has the time. She just cares about it so much. It's the only reason she's on social media. Someday she'll have 4050 moderator requests to approve comments or to let new people in and whatever because she proves every single comment and there's like 15,000 people in this group. Wow. And she has to prove every single one. But she puts it on her shoulders to do that. Sure. Which? Bless her. Heart. That's that's who you need you. Need people like that. And I think if you're posting in a group and you have to remain anonymous in order to do that post, really, really think about that. Exactly.

10:14 Do you need to make this post? Would it be better left in your head? Perhaps, Perhaps. You could just say something to your spouse instead. Maybe. Maybe I am a social media savant. Maybe you are hip. Hopping all over these community pages looking for the one where they let me post anonymously. That could be you could just be a troll, right? You don't have to know who to blame, and I think you're going after the wrong people. You can. You can accuse them all they want, but if they're allowed to do it. Yep. They're allowed to do it, that's true. But you can't. I mean, people who don't, who are not that social media savvy are running these pages, right? So they don't know.

10:57 I know. They don't know right? And I would say the smaller the. Lion adults to police themselves? Really. Yeah, but the smaller the town and the smaller the page, depending on the content of your anonymous comment, I'm pretty sure a lot of people could figure out who you are. Sometimes now I have heard rumors of who has posted. I don't know for sure, but yes, some of these comments have really generated a lot of gossip around down. Yeah, we all know who you are. Which I'm trying to stay out of, but because I have this platform and I put my name and voice to my rant, I'm saying it. If you can't do that, don't post it. The end.

11:38 OK, but if they let me. I'm We'll read all your anonymous comments at the end. I'm good. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that in honor of Black Friday is 60% off this week. I have no idea what that means, but it's like free. It's like. It is free, Yeah, you're right. Free. Last week we put the price up by 60%, so you would this week, but. 60% off. We even put our own names on it. Like free We are Dave, Rachel and Foreman. You may have noticed, by the way, that this podcast is not sponsored so far this episode. Yeah, well, if that ran.

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13:12 Great cup for him and I don't know anything about it, but I'll tell you what, I believe that we should move on from that. Sure. OK, go ahead. Because it's time for it. We haven't done this for a long time. It's time for a good idea, bad idea. It's time for another good idea, bad idea. Yes, that's right. We haven't done this for a long time. No, we have not. I actually have something this week, but I I'll, I'm going to let you start. Yeah. OK, you go. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh. You want me to start? Sure, why not? OK, this was actually sent to us, sent to me for foreman. From Bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea it's. For Foreman this is performing from Lucy Lucy sent this a long time ago so I'm sorry that we haven't gotten to this yet Lucy but we haven't had an opportunity to do this a good idea bad idea recently so and if you've been to Costco recently you.

14:09 Will know. Bad idea. Probably seen these. Bad idea. Costco has Costco product bath bombs. Kirkland bath bombs. Kirkland, they say. Costco. They say Costco. Yep, the bath bombs. One says Costco, 1 looks like the store and it says Costco on it. One's a Costco truck. Bad idea. 1 is a Costco hot dog. Terrible and. Obviously bad idea. One's a shopping cart all. Kind of idea. Bad idea. You're supposed to be relaxing in a bath, yes, which is one of your. Opposite bath bombs. It's a whole package. It comes in there's like it's the. Opposite of a trip to Costco. Why would you ruin your Zen?

14:51 Relax time pretending you're in a Costco but. When you're. Pretending you're in the bath and you're just using the bath bomb that happens to be in a classroom. You you really do need to take a bath with Costco bombs. No, you do. Good idea. I think that's a great Christmas gift for formats. I think you Ashley. I'll send her a message. No. I don't actually. I'll buy them for you because I know you don't have a Costco membership. We do, and she's there all the time. Yeah, he just doesn't go. I'm not going. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. You said you were only getting beer from there now. Well, you were. That's what you were told, anyway. I was told I was not It's. A great idea, yeah. I think it's a great idea to give it to Foreman too so.

15:34 Good idea. Yes, I'm. In Glasgow, good idea. Of course then once they start selling booze I was told I'm not allowed to get moose head anymore because they don't even freaking sell it. No, get out of here. That's Moosehead's fault. I don't know. Or maybe they sell it at Costco and you know, do they sell boots at the Costco's in the East Coast? I don't. Know no, that's an Ontario thing. It's a Doug Ford thing, right? I get the NSLC out there like the LCD. Costco's selling beer for years. Yeah, I know Nova Scotia have to go to the NSL. But the Nova Scotia at the NSLC also sells cannabis products. Good idea. Good idea. OK, it's not your turn. I think that's a great idea.

16:16 They're a good idea. They're a great idea. OK. Thank you. Good idea. Yeah, Speaking of cannabis. Yeah, no, nobody but you OK. Of course we were. What better way to wash down those gummies than when you open up, skip the dishes, start scrolling through and find out there's AKFC near you and find out tis the season for the $17.69 Festive Double Down sandwich. Oh, look at that thing. So it has it doesn't have a bun right? The the. Never. These are the buns. The chicken is the bun. Right I've. Never festive, Double Down brings an elevated holiday twist, does it to our iconic KFC Double Down OK.

17:04 The bunless sandwich features 2 signature triple breaded chicken fillets and is loaded with original recipe stuffing, creamy mayonnaise and tangy cranberry sauce. Well. Well, well, well, what a genius idea. Good idea. Once again, I don't like KFC but I would try that. Good idea. Well, like you. Yeah, I would. I had. Have you ever Tranberry? Sauce on there? Actually, the mayonnaise it. Looks good. Well, the mayonnaise. The mayonnaise doesn't. Did you ever? Have a double bound? Did you try it? You ever tried? Never did. No, I never. Tried a sin one, I think because we were it was such a big deal.

17:44 And then when they really they brought one in and I just couldn't eat. Like I took one look at it and said I can't eat that. I don't think there's a part of me that says you will literally keel over and die. You can bite into that. And I honestly feel the same way about that one. But it does look very appetizing. I honestly enjoy the flavor of just the KFC chicken and their secret recipes and their ribs and spices. However, I know every single time I'm a media in the bathroom. Yeah, every time. For my whole life. It's like after McDonald's you get Mick sick and in KFC you get sick. So what are we saying that is this a good or a bad idea? I would try it.

18:25 I mean, defense about that. I will give it a best of them. I think it's a good idea. I think people will. People will like it. They liked the regular double down. I think this will this is fine. Hey, are you looking to escape your family obligations this Christmas? Have the festive double down and entertain the hospital staff. There you go. That could be. Good idea. Well, with that you're. Going to say you'll be in the bathroom for the rest of Christmas. Well with the festive double down in mind, I have one for you here. OK, the this is a brand new app that was created by the Australian government who by the way, I like way more than our government, any government over here on this side of the. Something about.

19:07 The International Dateline. Every government on this side of the International Dateline sucks. Yeah, the Australians seem to have a lot more fun. They have more fun over there because the Australian government has released a new app and it is available on my iPhone. I just checked called Chart your fart. Good idea. Good idea. Good idea. Good idea. No, I need to know more about that well. No, you don't. Like don't first. Of all tracked like tick tick that. Box just wait a second and I will explain how it works. But that's where. It is in the Google Play Store chart. This is. Such a great idea.

19:47 Why didn't we think of it? Someone's going to get rich from this and it's probably the Australian government and not the people, right? OK, so the government is releasing a chart your fart and So what are they doing with all this data? They're asking people to track their flatulence for three days to help to help scientists with a study. It tracks fart frequency, duration, loudness and stench. What? Yeah, that's right. It's called crazy. Fart. Well, you do. You. Do. You tooted optional ratings, stench, loudness, duration, Then there's a graph. It's great. Wow, science man. Things like fart frequency.

20:29 Duration Statistics. Stench. How long the smell lingered. Detectability. Yes. OK, that's fantastic. I know. Australians, but anyone can download it. There's an option for people called outside of Australia I believe. Just log your farts as they happened and it compiles it all into a bar graph that shows how many times you farted each day, how severe they were. It charts your farts. Who doesn't want their farts started? So then what are they doing with this data? You. Can't anonymously chart a part like you could on your Facebook page there in that small town again. Oh my God, I'm gonna start doing that. I'm gonna start anonymously posting in our group about my farts.

21:15 Good idea now. See how? Long it takes till they turn that off. See that? Go. That works. See. Now you can chart your part as funny. Don't in. That respect, yeah, yeah, so you're. Not in. That's the reason to keep yourself anonymous. No, I mean, I probably wouldn't. I don't really care to track my farts. What? Is there a good reason? Like what? Are they doing on your fart? It's chart your fart. Stop trying and track your fart. Chart your fart. Chart your fart. OK? They aim to gather valuable insights into the flatulence patterns of Australians. Yes, we want to hear it, even the silent ones. By recording them through our app with as much detail as possible, from stench level to linger time, you'll be contributing to a groundbreaking citizen science initiative that allows us to answer the question we hear time and time again. How often do people fart?

22:06 Yeah, there. That's the question. I don't know who elected these guys. I don't know who. Elected. These people, I don't know what party it is. I don't care. They're right. This is right. This is how I want my government to write. This is what we want our government to look after, is it not? And. Participating for free. So you don't really. I mean the cost of the app happened. We'll start selling ads on the app. We're charting your part right after this message. Yeah. It's genius from due to underwhelming demand. Yeah, it's a great idea. It's a good idea. The horse fart. How?

22:58 Which one do you guys like better? Emily's copying me or shitting on Swiss chalet. Save Swiss Chalet. It's getting close to the festive special season anyways. That's always save it. That's Evergreen. It's Evergreen. Good any month of the year. Good any month of the year. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's Dave, Rachel, and Foreman. This is the podcast. Well, actually, this is the hot frosty of podcasts. A really stupid idea that just might work. Yeah, I keep hearing about this movie. Pardon. I want to see it. There's a movie for him and I can't. Hot Frosty. It's a snowman that turns into a man Christmas. Listen, Chad Michael Murray and Lacey Chabert star and oh. Yeah, he's.

23:46 In the one that He's a stripper, isn't he? He's in a. Different one. This is the guy though. It's the dude. It's the guy from Shit's Creek. He's in it and he's hot frosty. Oh, I will be on Shit's Creek, hot frosty all the way till Christmas. Because 86% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, it's trending very well. Check it out Hot, Frosty and Netflix. Oh, it's on Netflix? Yeah. OK, You're welcome. I really want to. I want to watch this now. I know you do. Yeah, well. Never mind, no rage, next podcast I just. Want to know when it comes out? How is hot frosty? Never mind hot frosty, how about how about y'all check out a hot foreman? Oh, why? Because. Not bad. That was actually well done and that was good. I mean. Well.

24:26 But you're not comparing your thoughts to this guy, right? Sorry, go on. My. I'm. Sorry. Yeah, OK. In the in the least. Creepy way possible my 7 year old daughter has noticed what? OK that you're. I'm that I'm a fashion icon. How do you know this? OK, how do you know that you're a fashion icon? This is the time where I wish we could have Ashley on the podcast, but keep going. Continue Actually feel like we should have. This is your youngest daughter. Yes, this is Emily. OK, she's only 7 on. The podcast. That's what I think. Yeah, so you. Think that she thinks. That I know what's up in terms of fashion. Have you, have you discussed this with her? With Emily, no, because I don't want to ruin the magic of her having some daddy close time.

25:20 I. See that she's paying attention to me. To me so I can at least deflate your balloon. You know I'm the one. She wants to thank you. I read the stories in bed for a few days. She wants to hold my hand on the way to go to the bus. OK, yes. That kind of thing. You're getting what Mom usually gets, and so you should live that up. She wanted to cause on the weekend she wanted to put up the Christmas lights with me. Outside. Outside. OK, great. Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. That's. And. My daughter's never ever never asked me I two of them and neither one of them ever asked me if they could help.

26:00 No, but I would ask my dad if I could help him like in his workshop. Like his, he does a lot of woodworking. I don't have a workshop. But I like to work with my, I like to do stuff like that with my dad. So, OK, that's nice. OK. That's nice. No, I don't have a workshop. I didn't think so. I. Don't know what gave that away. I don't. Not the flannel. I'm currently wearing flannel just to keep up appearances. Yes, of course. You look like a lumberjack, so. Well, but I I do have some ladders and we can put up lights. I do have some ladders and we can put. Two different ladders of two different heights. Well. What does what makes you think that she like?

26:41 Does she? Is she going to work wearing a Plaid shirt with a with a hat? That wears. To school. Sorry, what does the hat say again? What's your hat? I have whatever. Said this hat. No. Well, it wasn't this hat. OK, so she all of a sudden is taking a real shine to you and taking. A shine, yes. What? What is? What's happening? Because when we put up the lights, I because when you're at the top of the ladder, putting up the lights along the eaves through the beak of your hat gets in the way. So I turned it around right and had my hat on backwards. OK, Then she rushes inside to get a hat and puts it on backwards.

27:22 OK cuz dad looks cool. That does look cool. Yeah, look how cool I look right now. If you're looking at the video do you can't even get it straight. Do you ever and. It wasn't this hat, it was a different I saw. Some tick tock recently and it was like do you want your wife to climb you like a tree? Have you tried putting your hat on backwards? Yeah, because that go on. Well, that's all you need. But now people also think you're cool, so that does that. Well, I mean, on that regard, you would know better than Dave or I. Sure. Yeah. Is that? True, yeah. I tried. To have a pretty good idea that putting my hat on backwards at the moment is not going to, you know, that's not. Yeah, I think I could pretty much guarantee you that won't work.

28:09 Well, I'll get you. We can put the picture up, but I'm holding a picture up that's. A very. Cute. Star, we're both standing on. Yeah, we're both standing on a little 6 foot ladder and Emily's in front of us. Yeah, me and Em just putting up the lights together. That's good. Wearing a backwards hat. So that was Sunday. Monday she gets out a Blue Jays hat. Now not the not the pink hat she had on Sunday with the lights, but a Blue Jays hat, puts it on backwards to go to school. We thought OK, well you know, great, whatever that'll last for 5 minutes and then it'll get stuffed in her bag or lost and never be seen again. You know either way, right?

28:49 No, she comes home with it still on and backwards. Wow. Tuesday. Compression. Impression Last Tuesday she goes to school again with a hat on backwards. Wow, Last Wednesday she goes to school again with a hat on backwards. OK. That's where we're at right now. We'll see what happens tomorrow at the time of this recording. Just like that, but you don't wear your hat backwards anyway. Do not. Never. Know is she, is she copying anything else? Are you wearing like the the Plaid shirt or any of that? Stuff, No. And she was wearing all pink. Like she had her pink pajamas on and her pink hat and that and it was a pink Unicorn sparkly hat and now it's Blue Jays that she's going to school with. If she starts asking to borrow your clothes, then you know you know she's really committed. But for now, that's nice.

29:34 She admires you and she thinks you're cool. That's what you should think of your dad. That's one Ashley has a different opinion and in fact, I caught her calling my phone while I was in the control room at work and so I was able to record it. Her thoughts on the matter. OK, buddy. I wore neon eyeshadow. In grades 6-7 and eight. So if I turned out OK, if she wears her hat backwards, I'm sure she'll be fine. She's just having a style moment, yeah. I'm the style. Don't flatter yourself. Because she doesn't know any better. But that's very sweet.

30:15 It's very innocent of her because mom and dad are her icons right now, right? No dad is and just let me have this until it fades away. You're saying this is sweet? You're talking about Ashleys reaction is sweet. Or. Not I think it's sweet that Emily wants to be like you. Sure. And yes, it changes because even Julia, because now that she's getting bigger and we're we've bought books about puberty and things like that. And Jeremy like loves to read them to her because he's like, I don't want my I don't want to lose my little girl, right? Like I want to be involved because that's a typically a mom daughter thing.

30:55 And we're very open about it. We talk, it's very, we easily talk about it and, and, but now Julia's like, I don't want to talk to you about that dad. So it changes. So enjoy it while it lasts. I'm trying to. How cool are you at your house, Dave? Depends on the day actually. Sometimes, OK, it's not. Not as bad as we. Guys, can guys, can, you know, like I still find the occasional T-shirt that goes missing. So it happens. OK. All right. There we go. There you go. Hang on to it.

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32:30 If you're not, then whatever. And fun factbuyinga.ca is a lot cheaper than buyinga.com. Underwhelming.com was going to cost us like $16,000. Oh wow, you got crazy. We didn't tell you that, Dave. Yeah. That's. Expensive. OK. Also on our website you could buy us some coffees if you like. Coffees are $5 each and so a few people did recently. Thank you very much. Did we read this one? Corey bought us 10 coffees. Wow. This episode brought to you by Corey. Corey. Yeah. They say I absolutely adore the three of you. This podcast is not underwhelmed in the least. I could listen to the three of you banter for hours. Keep up the great work and thank you for the. Laughs.

33:12 Be careful what you ask for. And it says someone bought 5 coffees. They didn't leave a name but thank you very much. This is also brought to you by someone anonymous. Thoroughly enjoyed being at your live podcast. Thank you. I'm glad. Thank you, glad. You were there, it was well worth all the work. I'm sure it was. I hope you do it again sometime. I love the rapport between the three of you. Thank you very much. Yes, you know, we've actually heard from people. I've heard from people Colleen 1 of 4.7 Hart FM who Hurt FM, Hurt FM, hurt FM. It'll be. Great. It'll be great on Saint Patrick's Day, I'll tell you.

33:53 Yes, I can't wait. Somebody. So this is Jake in Tillsonburg, who by the way, his home, you can find his Facebook page. It's the whimsical lights on Windermere because he has one of those houses where he programs all the lights to dance. Yeah, super. Cool. Yes, but Jake also said to me and to us. I listen to that show all the time. Oh gosh, OK. Have you been listening to the podcast too? Well, I just, I listened to it last night though, when you sent it to me on my. Own. Oh, OK. Because I used to have quite a drive and I listened to that show every single morning. And then when you were gone, it wasn't the same after you were gone. I agree.

34:37 So he didn't know that we had the podcast until we talked about his Christmas lights. And I said, hey, by the way, you know, we had this thing because he mentioned us. Well, that. Well, thank you. I'm glad he found us. And tell your friends about us because it's hard to spread the word about podcasts. Yes. And then in a matter of two days, I got another call from Gerald, OK. I missed off of your last station there. I didn't know where you went. Oh, you found me? Yeah. Well, I'm glad to hear you. You're doing good. Yeah, yeah. I just, I had a brief stop off. I had a late be over in Nova Scotia for 2 1/2 years. Okay, I thought that's where I looked for you one time on their stations out there, but I actually work around the corner from you there.

35:23 I drive milk trucks so I drive by the station all the time. Where do you drive milk trucks out of around the corner? Kingsley Transport on Dufferin. Street OK. I always get a kick out of when you guys were talking with Brian from Saint Mary's because that's where I do some of my pickups. Maybe you don't know then, that Dave, Rachel and I still do a show together. No, I had no idea. Yeah, Jesus Gerald, we've been doing a podcast for like 2-3 years now all. Right, well, I'm on my way up to Manitouan Island from Woodstock tonight, so Oh my goodness, don't give me something to listen to. We told him where to find us. That's a long drive to Manitoulin. My goodness. OK. Wow, well maybe he's made it to this episode already then. I don't know. 103.

36:09 This is November 2024. We'll see when Gerald checks in to see he's caught up with this up. Gerald, let us know when you've made it here, OK? Yeah. Yeah. Let us know when. You made it, yeah. Yeah, I have an e-mail from our favorite listener, Foreman's mom, Kathy. What do we got this week? We. Just. Had one. Yes, I know, but this is kind of a follow up. So Kathy says she sent me a video of Windsor because I couldn't see the video last time because it was linked to a page. Anyway, she sent the video of Windsor. I'm going to share that. On Foreman's. Brother the horse. Thank you for clarifying. You're Big Brother or little brother? Well, little, because he's only 22 in this video. He's probably 23 now.

36:55 I. Think, Windsor thinks. Did he have a birthday? When's his birthday? Worth not talking to us. Okay, put your hat off backwards and your daughter white to me. Let's see the horse do that maybe, yeah. Kathy says please see the attached video of Windsor, age 22, taken by Andrew and Foreman's sister Christine, and everyone can see it if you're watching on YouTube, she she says. Plus, I'm totally against all inflatable lawn decorations because that's what Foreman spent the last two episodes talking about, she says. They look tacky and they'll end up in the plastic island in the Pacific Ocean one day. Bah humbug. Sincerely, Foreman's mom.

37:39 I kind of agree with her. I don't listen. I didn't like inflatables for the longest time but I gave in this year and bought 1. That's not what the kid that lives next door to you said. What's in front of their house? Nothing, that's what. I know he doesn't like my decoration. They have more than I do, that's why they do Halloween better. And I've talked about those things for the last two episodes.

38:39 Oh my God, it wasn't enough. You had to go out on your own. He's got his own form. Not enough for you? I'm just telling you right now, if Foreman gets a chance to just vent on his own without us, you know there to. Keep him in check. Yeah, to tether him, I guess. He'll go. He'll he'll get so squeaky he'll float away with you. The guard rails were intacted in this one, but will the institutions hold when I'm on my own? That's right. Only one way to find out. Only one way that's. Right, get all squeaky and rise away. We have one more, I have one more. I don't know if you have any more from Jim Bag who also sends us stuff all the time and he says this is where the inflatable Santa got its start, Bower Hill Street.

39:23 It's a photo of Bower Hill St. in the city of Woodstock. Started it and now it's out of effing control and the subject line is inflatable Santa bullshit. He's not a fan. He's not a fan of he's. Not a fan of the inflatable? Don't sit on the fence there, Jim. Bag No. Anyway, oh, because Bower Hill is Santa Hill Rd. They've named it. Also it's. Baylor. Hill is Santa Hill Rd. They won the Home Hardware contest last year, is all that means. Oh really? They won. So that's why. OK, I see. I get it. Which again, Rachel doesn't. That's why I also have. I don't like that. That's why, David. I had to explain that to Jeremy the other day because he's like, what's with this Santa shit? And I'm like, it's a contest.

40:08 He's like, yeah, that's bullshit. I said I know, I get it. This is one test. This is why Dave and Elmer sent me a message directly yeah, saying that you should start a 12 foot tall Grinch movement and the first one can go up at Rachel's house. Fine, I'll get that. I get them like it. I get someone to Kathy. Yeah, make sure you tell the kid next. Door and gym bag the kid next door. I work with some people who live in Golden so we were talking about it a lot today and it was quite funny because as of this morning they did only have 4 snowmen. Oh, and that's what you mentioned, so you have the number correct?