Oct. 28, 2024

Did You Put Up A Sex Swing? - Powered by Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 99)

Did You Put Up A Sex Swing? - Powered by Thistle Theatre! (Ep. 99)

(2:14) - Dave & Forman had a meet-cute

(14:43) - Rachel & Jeremy aren't speaking

(24:00) - Forman vs. hotel hockey teams AGAIN

(37:06) - YOUR comments & voice memos!

This November, Embro, Ontario's Thistle Theatre will be bringing Norm Foster's The Ladies Foursome to the stage! Set on the links, this funny, fast-paced, heartwarming story by Canada’s most produced playwright is a definite hole in one! Over eighteen holes, secrets and confessions unravel as the women discuss love, sex, children, and everything in between. This is a story about friendships tested and friendships found.

Shows are November 8, 9, 14, 15 and 16 at 7:30 PM, and November 10 at 2:00 PM at the Olde Embro Town Hall. Get your tickets HERE or, by phoning the Box Office at (226) 785-3353. The theatre is accessible.

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My friend was like, did you put
up a sex swing?

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I'm like, yeah, well, we're not
fucking using it after that day

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because I can tell you this
much, we aren't talking to each

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other.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
I believe the podcast with Dave,

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Rachel and Foreman that for this
episode only, shall be known as

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too underwhelming demand.
Yeah, Jack, Jack.

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Halloween.
Halloween jokes.

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We've got all your It'll get the
information coming.

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Up didn't say that.
I didn't say that.

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I just said it'll get funnier.
It will get funnier, promise.

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Who to underwhelming to move?
To underwhelming.

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It actually makes sense all year
round when you say it out loud.

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Yes, really it.
That's.

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True, that's true.
And this fine podcast is brought

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to you by the Thistle Theatre in
Embro.

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We appreciate their support and
we will tell you more about

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what's on at the Thistle Theatre
in Embro.

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Hang tight.
Keep.

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Listening because I have.
You want to stay with us.

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That's not a segue, that's just
keep on going, Dave.

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So thank.
You keep on going, Dave.

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Record show that he rang his own
bell.

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I did.
That's because.

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He has the bell.
I need to get my own friggin

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bell.
Should get a bell, but I don't

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think you do you know how to use
it.

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We've forgotten what the bell is
for, which is the it's supposed

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to end the thing the segment
told us to.

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End.
Things.

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That.
Was just a random effort.

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Like good, good phrase.
Ding Ding, Ding Ding.

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Good job.
I liked that.

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No, it works for Segways I.
Think all at Dave's discretion.

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Yeah, I don't.
I don't like that part.

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No, I love.
To get it like an air horn, I.

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Do like the move way, yeah.
When I like not a real.

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Segue until you hear the sound
effect.

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I've already renamed the segue
siren and that gets added in

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later.
Oh.

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Oh, OK, yeah.
Fun fact, it won't be used.

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There, That's why the podcast is
getting longer, because we keep

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doing that.
Corbin and I had a meet cute on

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the weekend.
I saw that a meet cute OK we.

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Did.
Are you now in love?

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That's so nice.
Well, our wives were there.

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Yes, our wives were there of.
Course they were and I would

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like to explain said meet cute.
We immediately go well, we we

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better get a picture of this
right.

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And Foreman, you did, and I knew
that.

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We have to get a picture.
Right before it ended and then

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we said oh I better get a
picture before.

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You get a picture, we gotta get
a picture, we gotta post the

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picture, we gotta put the
picture out because as if you're

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watching this on YouTube and
please watch us on YouTube, We

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are never in the same room at
the same time.

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We could.
I mean, which one of us is the

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Pokeroo 'cause we never knows
you never, right?

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Could be one.
Yeah, we don't know if each

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other even exists.
So when you have a meet cute,

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you've got to get a picture.
And then a friend of mine says

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two days later he saw the
picture.

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He goes, you staged that.
I said I didn't stage that.

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How would I staged that picture?
The meet cute or the picture?

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Like the meet cute, He said it
wasn't real.

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He says you're trying to promote
your live show.

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I said I'm not trying to promote
any live show.

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I was.
I literally was.

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And and this is here's where the
story.

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Trying to promote.
Our life, yeah.

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I wasn't trying to do that.
Wasn't at.

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All let's go out in public and
get pictures of ourselves.

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Yeah, say you should come see us
in public.

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I don't know how that equates
how.

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How is that OK?
I don't know.

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So there's a place in Woodstock,
it's run by the, it's called the

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Brick House Foreman, correct?
Brick House Brew Pub.

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Yes, it's a side.
Of golf course.

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Yes, it's right by a golf
course.

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It's run by the brewery there,
Upper Thames.

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We would love Upper Thames to
sponsor us someday, although now

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they don't seem to need to.
We're, we found out about the

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place two or three years ago
because it's in the North End of

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Woodstock.
We happen to be north in London.

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It's not a, it's an easy trip
for us.

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We love the place.
So there's also a place just

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South of Woodstock.
It's a cheese place that we also

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really like.
And so we'd like to go there a

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couple, three times.
Cheese Place.

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Yeah, it's.
Gunns Hill.

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OK, Yeah, yeah, I.
Was going to ask, was it red

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dragon?
No Misty Glenn, no Guns Hill.

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So if you're into, you know,
charcuterie, cheese and cheese

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like that, this isn't sliced
cheese or you know, that kind of

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stuff.
So they have a nice little

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business.
We go there two or three times a

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year when we buy stuff.
So we decided.

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To do you know, South of
Fanshaw?

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We get flat cheese,
motherfucker.

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So we did a little road trip.
We did a little road trip.

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We didn't.
Get processed square.

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No, we don't do.
That individually.

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Molecule away from a garbage.
Bag not This isn't Marvel

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cheese, Rachel.
OK.

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This is not even Marvel.
It must be nice.

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It must.
Be nice, good stuff.

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I'm on the goat cheese now guys.
I'm lactose free, dairy free.

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Anyway, so we'll go, we'll get
some cheese.

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We head over to the place.
So we, so we go now here's what

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I, I will tell you about the
Brick House is they have an

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interesting model as a
restaurant.

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You have to go up to the bar,
you order it and then they will

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bring it to you and you can get
your drinks or whatever at the

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bar at the same time.
They will bring it to you, but

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they don't wait tables.
Having this knowledge in mind,

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my wife and I walk into the
Brick House.

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It's kind of busy.
It's 1:00 on a Saturday.

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We're there for lunch.
We go straight to the bar.

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There's a couple other people at
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We sit at the bar because we
know they will immediately take

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our drinks and if we need food
we can order food.

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We don't go anywhere.
We go to and my phone goes off.

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It's a picture of my wife and I
from behind.

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That's all it is from Foreman.
There it is.

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I immediately am like what the
hell is that?

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What a creep.
Who is that?

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Yeah, I didn't think it.
I knew it was coming.

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You don't often see yourself
from behind.

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No, I knew it was coming from
Foreman, but I didn't assume it

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was from Foreman.
That's how conspiracy theories

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start.
I swear this is how conspiracy

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theories.
Start following me around.

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What a creepy picture.
Because I have been at this

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place before and we've had
emails for people who say, hey,

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I saw you at the brick house,
but I was afraid to say hi you.

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So yeah, yeah, I'm not paranoid,
so to speak, but I just went,

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what is that?
Yeah.

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Who's take?
Someone's taking a picture.

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Obviously me.
What are you talking

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immediately?
Thought someone's taking a

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picture of me and and those
foreman and send it the foreman

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and that was a more.
Likely scenario than I took it

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myself and texted you.
So I immediately I'm like and I,

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so I show my I suddenly show my
wife because now I'm afraid to

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turn around.
I'm afraid to turn.

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My God.
I suddenly show my wife.

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She goes, well, what is it?
I said it's us.

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How would how would Foreman get
a picture of us?

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I don't know.
Maybe he's standing right there.

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Maybe.
That's just like, I'm not

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turning around when Dave.
Was freaking out about that.

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'Cause I didn't I.
Didn't see him doing did.

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You tell I was freaking out,
Yes.

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No do you want you wanted to be
a family on the wall by Ashley

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and I because we're just
standing there like why is he I

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can see he's looking at his
phone.

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Why isn't he looking around
just.

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Right.
Let's go by and I sent another

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one 'cause he hadn't looked
around.

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Same.
Picture.

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No, he sent a different picture.
Well, I took a new one angle

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because he was.
No lie closer.

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Yes.
Oh, you were waiting in line to

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order?
Yes, I know.

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I get a picture and it it's like
somebody's right beside me and

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I'm ready to flip out.
My wife is like, what's wrong

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with you?
Why is Foreman facilitating this

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creeper?
Why is obviously tracking me and

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stalking me around this?
She's like.

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What's wrong with you?
I said.

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Well, this is the wrong time to
ask that.

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Too late, so I finally turn.
Oh, it's forming.

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Ashley and I are like leaning on
the table.

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He's like.
Like hello.

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Anyway, we had a nice time.
We did.

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It had a.
Nice time it never occurred to.

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Me that I was it never occurred
to me that I.

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Was did you all sit together?
How?

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Long were you?
They were basically done.

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So we chatted for a bit and then
got a beer and then our food

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came and they were already done
and they left and we ate and

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everything was fine.
But I I will say this, I should

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have known better because
Foreman works in Woodstock.

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Duh.
Yeah, but it was a Saturday.

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I never even thought about.
It and then.

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Secondly, and then after, so we
took the obligatory photo

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because we have to take that
photo.

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So we take the photo, we're
posed for the photo.

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And now I'm drive, I'm driving
home and my phone's going off.

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And so I said to my wife, can
you tell me what's going on?

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And she goes, oh, it's Rachel.
She wants to know if you got

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together without her again.
I'm like, Oh yeah, that's what

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we did.
Yes, because immediately you

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send me this photo.
Yes, that's right one.

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Or both of you are in our group
chat we.

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Look for an area 'cause we do
have a group chat the London in

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Saint Thomas Triangle.
What are these guys doing?

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They decide that they're just
going to get together.

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Last year you always got
together when Foreman was up NOF

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north of Fanshaw Swimming we.
Invited you.

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I know I refused.
So see, this time I thought you.

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That's right.
That's.

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Right, but I should always be
invited.

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This was purely by chance it.
Was a It was a meet cute.

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You were an.
Invite in a totally different

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city that neither of you live
in, Yes.

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A meet cute.
How random?

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Meant to be.
Leave us alone, we're going.

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You took the picture and sent it
to me.

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Look what we're doing and you're
not sucker.

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What's?
Up if we hadn't taken a picture.

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You want to send you guys to get
a picture?

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Yeah, I would have.
Yeah, that's.

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True.
Anyway, Dave, see you next

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weekend.
And Mitchell?

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I hope so.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's podcast, in case you hadn't

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guessed that already, where Dave
Rachel had formed.

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I'm sorry, this is Boo to
underwhelming demand.

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Boo to underwhelming demand.
Boo instead of dud, it's bud.

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Yeah, Boo 200 that's.
Kind of nice.

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Anyway, and this podcast is here
because of the support of the

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Thistle Theatre in Ambro.
Yes, thank you to them.

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And they're putting on a show
called the Ladies Foursome in

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November, very, very soon.
November 8th, 9th and 10th, and

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then the 14th, 15th and 16.
The.

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Ladies threesome.
Just a It's a four.

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No, it's a foursome.
It's a golfing, golfing thing.

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It's a play by Canadian
playwright Norm Foss.

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OK.
And the Thistle Theatre is in

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Embro, Ontario.
So it's your small town theatre.

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But I think they say small town
theatre with heart.

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Absolutely.
It's very intimate.

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It's a very small stage and you
know there's limited seating,

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which is really great because
you get to be up close and

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personal with the the all four
not 3 ladies of foursome that's.

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Right.
Well, Foreman, they're over the

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18 holes of the of this.
They discuss secrets and

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confessions and love and sex and
children and everything in

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between.
So.

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I want to be close for that.
Yes, you do want to be.

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You want to be up close to
person though.

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Because I've never experienced
that.

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I've never been part of a ladies
forsome on a golf course.

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So you haven't.
I have, though.

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It's fun, yeah.
It's a good time, yeah.

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Once that one time you went
golfing.

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The one time, yeah.
No, I, I'm a golfer now.

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Guys, I went golfing a lot this
summer.

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How many times?
6.

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One No.
No, I did, yes.

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That is such bullshit.
It is not.

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Bullshit.
I go with Jeremy and our

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neighbors.
The four of us go.

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But then one time there was two
other couples and we had a girl

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group and a guys group.
I don't keep track because I'm

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very bad.
Like 150 probably.

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OK, no way.
All right.

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Did you discuss, you know, love,
sex, children and everything in

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between?
Yeah, yeah, OK.

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Good.
Sure.

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Secrets.
Confessions.

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Yeah, yeah.
I mean not confessing I I don't

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discuss all that if my husbands
there, but if it's just the

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girls again.
Yeah, well, anyway.

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You too can I like.
To see Rachel's play.

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This is not Rachel's play.
You you can find out what

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happens in a lady's foursome,
sure, for for the low price of

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$25.
Tickets are available at

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thistlethistle-theatre.com or
you can call the box office and

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and it's an embro.
So if you're in the area,

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anywhere around Oxford or
Middlesex, Elgin.

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Coming in the area in
N18141516730 and a 1:50 PM.

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OK, so.
There matinee.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand with Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman.
The Halloween Podcast This is

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our Halloween edition with your
3 Halloweeners.

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Halloweeners.
OK, I could have a Segway for

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that, but I think it would be
too long and complicated.

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Too long I.
Think so, but and it and it

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wouldn't make sense until I tell
you the story.

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So I.
Thinking of being long and

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complicated, you have a story
that's.

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True.
OK, There's a good.

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That's a good.
You can Ding the bell for that

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one.
But that was all Foreman.

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I don't.
Anyway, I know I'll try.

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I'll try.
OK, so I did a very long and

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complicated activity on the
weekend and I can tell you now

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that if you thought putting IKEA
furniture together with your

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spouse was one of the worst
things you could do together, I

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have found something worse.
Much, much worse.

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My daughter Julia for her
birthday back in August, she

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wanted an aerial silk.
One of those it's like a looks

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like a yoga silk that hangs from
the ceiling.

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It's like AI don't know what
it's like a a silk, a real silk

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and it's like a.
Like a blanket, kind of.

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Yeah, like a Cirque du Soleil
acting you can.

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Buy that.
You can buy that.

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Yeah, you can.
You can buy that and you can buy

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the brackets and you got to put
it up on your ceiling somewhere

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so that the kids can hang from
it.

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So you got to find studs or you
got a.

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Load bearing beam up.
There have a load bearing beam?

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What?
Do they do on this?

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They hang.
Do they do like twist yourself

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up and hang your hang upside
down And she like wraps her legs

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up and then she can kind of sit
up in it.

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And I don't know, she just, she
just swings around and sometimes

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she'll just spin herself up and
then and then unspin.

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She went to a friends house and
the friend had one, but in her

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basement, her basement is
unfinished.

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And therein lies the problem at
our house, because our basement

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is finished.
Right.

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So it was easy for her mum alone
to put up this aerial silk for

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her.
Into the beams in the ceiling

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and there you go.
It's all it's all installed and

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screw.
Eye hooks, Yeah, You just screw

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in.
Go.

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I guess I I understand what
you're doing.

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I don't understand how it's a
thing, but if it's a thing, it's

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a thing.
I mean, I don't think I don't

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even know what this thing is
anymore, I guess.

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I think they have like circus
classes for kids and you can

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learn how to do tricks on it and
stuff like that.

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Julia doesn't take that.
She just wants to play on on it.

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And we were like, whatever, it's
an activity.

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You sure it's kind of fun.
And when you're 11, it's hard to

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buy gifts for them because
they're not really into toys

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anymore.
Yeah, but you want to give them

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an activity anyway.
It's the whole thing.

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So we finally decided because
she was getting annoyed that we

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hadn't put it up yet.
But we were like, well, how are

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we?
How are we going to do the

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August OK.
And right now it's October, end

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of October.
It's almost November.

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It's almost November.
I know, I know.

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So I said to Jeremy, we've got
to figure out how this is going

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to go up.
And he's like, where are we

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going to put it?
So in our ceiling.

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And I, without trying to make
this too complicated, we have a

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drop ceiling in the basement
like with the tiles that are

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removable that are kind of, you
would think.

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So I said, let's just take one
of the tiles down, put it into

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the studs that are in there, cut
holes where the the strings and

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the brackets like the hangers
come out, put it back up.

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Not that easy.
First of all, we've got the

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beams are so high that you need
it to come down to the ceiling

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level.
There's probably at least 6 to 8

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inches between the ceiling tile
and the beam.

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So actually it was, it was
about, well, only maybe 4 inches

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because we added two, two by
fours to bring it down.

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Then we cut holes the size of
the brackets so the two by four

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went across and into each beam,
each like perpendicular being.

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Already I hate, I know.
Already I don't know.

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I'm glad I didn't.
Do this a lot before we did it.

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I'm glad I.
Didn't we installed the

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brackets?
We installed the them on the

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woods.
The Woods.

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Are doing this together.
We've I didn't want to, so I I

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was like.
He shouldn't have wanted to do.

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It he should have said.
Go away, I'll see you in.

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I didn't even help. 10 hours and
it might be done.

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Here is the thing.
I have these ideas and I think

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theoretically this should work.
I don't know the details of

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getting there, but this should
be, this should work, right?

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And so he's like, OK, so he
takes my idea and runs with it

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and he's down in the basement by
himself doing it because I don't

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want to be anywhere near him
when he's doing any of that,

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correct, right.
But.

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Theoretically, Miss Miss Foreman
like you're the foreman of the

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job.
Theoretically.

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This will.
Work.

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So just go down and do it.
So I'm like this should work but

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I don't know like the steps to
do it.

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Here's the blueprints.
They're on this napkin with a

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crayon.
Have at it I.

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Already hate you?
Yeah, I would hate you for that.

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But it did work.
My idea did but.

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I don't I don't know how it
should work.

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But it should work anyway.
So he's down doing it by

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himself.
Eventually he needs my help

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because you're holding things on
the ceiling and you need to an

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extra hand and somebody's got to
hold something.

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So we're down there working
together, but then there's shit

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falling on our heads from in the
ceiling and we're just like,

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what is happening?
Like the floor is dirty, I'm

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stepping on toys.
I'm annoyed.

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The kids are outside screaming.
Jeremy's like, I don't know if

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this is going to work.
And I'm like, I don't want to

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work with you about this.
So then he's like, well, let's,

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I'm like, let's cut it.
We're.

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Going to do this.
So I'm helping him now for a

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little bit.
I'm working with him.

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We decide OK, we're going to cut
the holes in the in the thing

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with an exacto knife in the
tile, which was pretty easy and

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the holes were were pretty good.
But then like the anyways,

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everything goes wrong because
the bar is like slightly off by

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like half an inch.
So you can't put the tile back

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over the holes because because
the brackets are hanging down

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and it's slightly.
So now we've got to take

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everything down again and we're
fucking pissed at each other by

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this point.
And we're fighting and arguing

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and I'm like, I, I'm done.
He's like, you know what?

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Just go.
I'm like, yes, I am going to go.

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So I of course, everybody is
ready.

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You know this should work here.
It should be ready.

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It would have worked if the if
it was in the IT was 1/2 an inch

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over.
And so I just went to our

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bedroom.
I'm like, I'm going to the

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bedroom.
I'm going to lie down.

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I don't want anyone to talk to
me to.

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Lie down, I'm.
Just going to just I've had so

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I've had enough with this and
then I'm like, okay, well, why

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don't we?
I said just cut the holes

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slightly bigger and like that,
like half an inch that, you

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know, one way.
That's not what happens.

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So he takes it down and the
whole panel fucking breaks.

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The whole ceiling.
The one panel that we were

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cutting holes in square, we'll
leave this here.

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That would have been my
suggestion is like while this

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thing is hanging here, then we
don't have these two ceiling

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panels.
The end up there, I don't want

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anything to come down in the
room.

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What are you talking?
About.

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I don't know if there's anything
in the ceiling like it's been

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finished for years.
I've I don't know.

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It's a drop ceiling.
It's a drop ceiling, so there's

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like mouse poop up there and
stuff.

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There shouldn't be.
I don't know, Foreman, that's

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just how it is.
And I go upstairs, go upstairs

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so the tiles breaks.
We have no extra tiles.

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Lie down.
I am now lying in the bed

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pissed.
Tiles with holes in them.

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This swing's not going to be
there forever.

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Whatever you and Jeremy were
planning to do with the swing

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when the kids were in bed, I
don't know.

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That's what all my friends
thought.

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But now we.
Finally get it back up.

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I'm like, we'll just tape the
thing.

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We'll just tape it together
because because to buy a new

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tile, you can't buy a single
one.

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You got to buy a pack of eight
and it's like $100 for a new

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tile.
I don't need 8 tiles.

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00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,840
We're really mad at each other.
We're, we're, I'm now more angry

446
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,120
because now it's broken and we,
and it's going to be $100 fixed.

447
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,800
So I, I finally, as I'm calming
down in bed, I'm thinking, OK,

448
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,200
let's just tape it.
We'll put the two pieces up and

449
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,920
tape it.
And that actually worked.

450
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400
So we were a little less
annoyed.

451
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,080
What do you?
But we are still like we put

452
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,200
clear tape on it so that.
On the back of it.

453
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,040
No, it's on the front of it.
We put each piece up.

454
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,800
You can see it.
Yeah, but we're like, whatever,

455
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,200
it's it's all fucked up now
anyway, So what are we gonna do?

456
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,920
It looks like shit, but this
swing is up.

457
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:53,680
So then I post a picture of my
daughter on this aerial silk

458
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,000
thing and all my friends think
it's a sex swing.

459
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:02,600
Of course I see.
My son the next day and she's

460
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:07,680
like, did you get a sex swing?
Well, if we did, we're not

461
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,760
talking to each other anyway
right now, so it wouldn't even

462
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,680
matter.
No.

463
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,760
Anyway, the kids love it and
they've been on it every day.

464
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:42,000
The sex. 1.
This is the new Underwhelming

465
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,840
demand with Dave, Rachel and
Foreman, the podcast that once

466
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,320
again this year came dressed as
a podcast for Halloween, you

467
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,400
know.
Same, Yeah.

468
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,880
Although this year I think we
almost pulled it off.

469
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,960
Yeah.
I mean we're getting there.

470
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,320
We're.
Getting there, yeah.

471
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,080
OK, follow that for me.
Well, for Halloween I did dress

472
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,120
up.
You did.

473
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,400
I know I did dress up and I went
to a Halloween party, which is

474
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,760
why I was in Woodstock and saw
Dave by chance at Brick House.

475
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,960
We had to meet you it.
Was a Halloween party OK?

476
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,520
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, it was the Big

477
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,280
Brothers and Big Sisters of
Oxford County Big Night Out

478
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,160
Halloween Bash where they raised
lots of money for Big Brothers

479
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,960
Big Sisters.
That's.

480
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,280
Right.
It's cool.

481
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,640
I mean, there are several 100
people there in Woodstock, and

482
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,960
the people went all out for
their costume.

483
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,320
That's cool.
Actually, you know what?

484
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,280
Just before I loved, I loved
that you were going, you

485
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,520
explained where you were going.
You showed us while we were

486
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,880
sitting with you at the when we
met, you showed us what you were

487
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,720
going to wear and we were like,
wow, that's awesome and all that

488
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,240
stuff.
But then afterwards there was

489
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,680
that little exchange with Rachel
was like, well, you met without

490
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,680
me and then what are you doing
in Woodstock?

491
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,440
And then Foreman posts that,
well, we're going to the, you

492
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,160
know, you're going to that.
He didn't say it like that.

493
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,520
That's how I read it.
That's how.

494
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,880
I read it anyway, sorry for him.
And that was so it was such an

495
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,160
enjoyable little exchange with.
You know what, at that point I

496
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,200
was fighting with Jeremy about
the sex wings then.

497
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,160
Everything was all happening at
once.

498
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,040
Then I understand.
There's some really.

499
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,880
There's a guy dressed as Optimus
Prime, but it was obviously

500
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,720
homemade and it was clearly all
out of cardboard boxes.

501
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,280
He was a massive.
And it wasn't well done, you say

502
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,720
clearly it.
Was well done.

503
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:37,040
He won the the single Person
costume prize that night, but he

504
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,440
had to take it all off to sit
down to eat dinner.

505
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,560
Those are the worst costumes.
When you have something that's

506
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:47,000
uncomfortable, that's the worst.
And on the dance floor, he

507
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,320
couldn't really move his feet,
so he was doing the Trump dance

508
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,400
of just swaying back and forth
with his feet planted to the

509
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,240
floor.
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

510
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,520
I enjoyed because it obviously
didn't take a lot of effort, but

511
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,640
there was a whole table of
husbands and wives or so it

512
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,200
looked like that were dressed
like the game Clue.

513
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,440
And it took me a while to figure
it out, but it was seen the the

514
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,440
mess sitting there.
If they were in regular clothes,

515
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,920
other than one guy had a green
shirt, one guy had a purple

516
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,880
shirt and one guy had a yellow
shirt, and then the women were

517
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,680
up dancing, but one of them had
a rope, one of them had a

518
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,280
Candlestick.
Oh, that's clever.

519
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,560
I think it's clear when they're
all together.

520
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,640
That's very clever.
OK, I do too.

521
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,720
I like it when you figure it out
too.

522
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,920
Yeah, Ashley and I, of course,
were Todd and Margot from the

523
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,400
Neighbors from Christmas
Vacation.

524
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,440
And why is the carpet all wet,
Todd?

525
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,120
I don't.
Know Margot?

526
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,440
Yeah.
That's with the metallic

527
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,000
tracksuit.
I don't know where you got those

528
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,160
though, Ashley.
Just ordered them from a from a

529
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,280
costume website.
Cool.

530
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,200
Awesome.
They look great.

531
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,720
They they look great.
They were like wearing garbage

532
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,080
bags and I was soaked at the end
of the night underneath.

533
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,440
Oh my God.
And we didn't even win the

534
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,560
couple.
We didn't.

535
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:03,240
Even Mark, you say say to Todd,
aren't you going to shower first

536
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,800
of.
Course I'm.

537
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,920
Going to take off his clothes in
the dark with a glass of wine

538
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,040
and kiss every square inch of
your body.

539
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,840
After shower, of course.
Of course.

540
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,120
Better shower first.
After shower, of course.

541
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,000
Yeah, no, it didn't even witness
the couple's costume anyway.

542
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,880
It actually went to a very, very
well done.

543
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,520
This will mean more today,
probably than Rachel, but a ver

544
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:31,800
a spot on Lone Star and barf
from Spaceballs.

545
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,800
She was perfect.
Barf.

546
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:39,160
How are you barf?
Not in here Mr. This is a

547
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,480
Mercedes.
That's my name.

548
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,240
Barf barf.
I'm a mog, half man, half dog.

549
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,400
I'm my own best friend.
Everything about that John Candy

550
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,520
character, it was exactly that
person in that room that night.

551
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,120
It was hilarious.
I love that these.

552
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,280
I love that there's some like
80s kind of movies there.

553
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,280
You did Vacation and Space.
I like that.

554
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,600
That was all, it was a lovely
night, but to make sure that it

555
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,720
could be a lovely night and we
didn't have to have a care in

556
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,920
the world, Harley and Emily went
to Grandma and Grandpa's house,

557
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,680
which was lovely and Ashley and
I stayed at the Best Western in

558
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,240
Woodstock.
OK, I don't.

559
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,080
I didn't know they had a Best
Western, did I?

560
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,760
I don't know.
Yeah, they I don't.

561
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,240
The Holiday Inn was full.
OK, the Best Western isn't the

562
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,520
one with the sex wings.
No, those are at my house.

563
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,040
I.
Think is that on holiday?

564
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,320
I think the Holiday Inn has the.
Right.

565
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,960
That's why it was full.
That's right.

566
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,400
That's what he's saying, OK.
So now comes to the part where

567
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,200
I'm going to play part of a
phone call I had on the radio,

568
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,640
OK?
And you're going to hear why,

569
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,600
exactly why in a moment, OK?
We're going on a hockey

570
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,560
tournament this weekend with my
grandson and it's we're, we're

571
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,480
one of those hockey parents that
get kicked out of hotels.

572
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,240
My wife Ashley and I stayed at a
hotel last weekend and the lady

573
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,760
at the front desk says, just so
you know, there are sports team

574
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,120
staying here tonight.
And then when we got into the

575
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,040
room, there was a letter in
every single room that says we

576
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,800
do not allow hockey sticks, mini
or otherwise, to be used in the

577
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:20,760
hotel anywhere.
Absolutely no alcohol in the

578
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,440
pool area, Lori.
Yeah, that would be me.

579
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,240
What do you have to?
Say for yourself now I'm guilty

580
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:34,240
as her.
Hope the back of your car is

581
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,320
pretty comfortable.
You know, I, I, I drive a truck

582
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,920
so I, I can stretch out the
back.

583
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,880
It wouldn't be the first time.
Wouldn't be the first time.

584
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,720
Oh.
My gosh.

585
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,200
OK.
Was she at that same hotel that

586
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,920
you were at?
No, but she is the person, those

587
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,320
people, yeah, that that letter
is referring to, Yeah.

588
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,320
Will you indulge me in one more?
Sure, yeah.

589
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,240
Because it appears I found all
the people that have no shame

590
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,000
and are totally fine with
publicly talking about how they

591
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,920
have no.
Shame a lot of hockey teams do

592
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,520
that and they they don't care
because.

593
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,560
They're all together give 2
shits.

594
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,480
No.
I had three boys, 25 years,

595
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,200
running them around to
tournaments.

596
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,560
There was always mini sticks,
there was always food.

597
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,760
We went to one tournament, I
can't remember where it was.

598
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,320
We were all drinking in the
parking lot and yes, we drank by

599
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:37,400
the pool, got kicked out and I'm
telling you, the tournament for

600
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,400
the best time.
Are you looking for sympathy for

601
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,440
me, Gene?
Because I.

602
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,840
Don't have any?
No, not at all.

603
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,320
Because you know what?
I have no shame in it.

604
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,760
Why not?
After 25 years of running the

605
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,880
tournament, that was the best
time I ever had.

606
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,440
Was that the hockey?
Tournament.

607
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,960
She doesn't even care.
She doesn't care.

608
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,320
She's a fun example for the
youths by, you know, drinking by

609
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,200
the pool drinking.
That's the whole point of

610
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,400
tournaments, It's so that the
parents can have fun.

611
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,880
Is it?
I think, I think so.

612
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,440
Obviously, yeah.
That's just.

613
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,480
And they don't care 'cause
they'll just run amok.

614
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,800
The parents and the kids, they
don't care.

615
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,760
And it's annoying when you're
the other people there.

616
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,240
It's awful.
And it's annoying to hear them

617
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,560
say that they don't care.
That's what's getting me now.

618
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,120
Now I know I presented this from
the other side, but now to hear

619
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,600
their side of things and say
yeah too fucking bad.

620
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,480
Wow.
I don't know.

621
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,120
I don't, I don't know what to
say to that to be honest.

622
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,240
I don't know either.
But I'm not sure what to.

623
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,600
I want to say a lot but I don't
really know how to pinpoint.

624
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,720
It like I get from their side,
it's fun.

625
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,240
It's you're in a group, you can
kind of you've got that group

626
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,440
mob mentality all together.
That's fine.

627
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,280
But I also can't imagine not
caring about other patrons

628
00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:00,080
staying there because I always
do, even if my kids are.

629
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,280
It's just the four of us running
down the hallway.

630
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,360
I'm like, stop, you know, I
don't want to scream because I

631
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,800
don't want.
I'm like, people might be

632
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,600
sleeping, like, be quiet, right?
Like I don't know if people have

633
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,000
to get up early or they're
sleeping.

634
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,000
But there's exactly, there's a
part of me that that takes the

635
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,840
stand that we used to.
And, you know, we've been there

636
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,440
when people would complain.
The people that live in an area,

637
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,640
say near Harris Park in downtown
London where, you know, 5 or 6

638
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,800
days during the summer season,
you're going to have very loud

639
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,280
concerts at night.
And they complain about the

640
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,560
noise.
And I think to myself, well,

641
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,560
don't live there.
Well, yeah, that's different.

642
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,600
No, I don't think so.
It's completely.

643
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,000
Different hockey tournaments
start in September and they run

644
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,840
until April.
They're not the only reason

645
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,560
people have to stay in a hotel
room.

646
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,480
The only reason I think it's
kind of different with, you

647
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,320
know, rock, the Parkinson's is
that those those, those

648
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,880
residents are getting a heads up
by knowing the concerts are

649
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,760
happening on these days.
They always.

650
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,120
They always complain and it
sucks that you're near that

651
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,080
right but.
Downtown in general, it does

652
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,640
suck and you go.
To a hotel and you are surprised

653
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,200
that there are other people who
are loud in the hallways and

654
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,520
they don't care whether you can
sleep or not.

655
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,200
Perhaps you have a baby, perhaps
you've you got to get up early

656
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,360
for work, perhaps whatever.
And they're and they have no

657
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,520
regard for anyone else.
And you are taken aback and

658
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,520
taken by surprise by that, that
I think that's a bit different.

659
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,800
Yeah, it's the whole attitude.
I will do as I please until you

660
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,880
kick me out.
There's a hockey tournament

661
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,800
literally at every hotel you
stay at, anywhere.

662
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,640
I know the worst.
So what?

663
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,840
I don't give a shit about your
hockey.

664
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,160
I'm there for my kids swimming
and they have to sleep.

665
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,280
And are you guys, are you guys
drinking in the rooms and the

666
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,600
kids running up and down the
hall?

667
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,840
No.
Not so.

668
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,840
If you're there for a sport also
and you're not doing it, it

669
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,440
tells me they could, they could.
Done.

670
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,600
It's possible.
It's possible, yeah.

671
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,640
The kids can play mini sticks in
a room and you could go drink in

672
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,120
the adjoining room and keep it
to those two rooms and shut the

673
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,080
hell up.
Sure.

674
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,800
Guys sound really old.
I know, I know.

675
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:38,280
But in there, been there.
This is due to underwhelming

676
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,800
demand.
It's a podcast.

677
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,159
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.
Thank you for downloading thank

678
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,080
you for listening.
Thank you for watching if you're

679
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:50,040
on YouTube, and thank you to the
Thistle Theater in Embro for

680
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,440
helping us keep this podcast
going.

681
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,400
And if you would like to help us
keep the podcast going, there's

682
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,400
a number of ways you can do it.
Yes, you can sponsor our

683
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,440
podcast.
We have opportunities for

684
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,320
sponsorship.
You can e-mail us at

685
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,080
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com and
we've got pricing beginning at

686
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,680
$75 per episode.
True to our name, we under

687
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,320
promise and over deliver for our
sponsors every time it's.

688
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,920
Overwhelming the Thistle Theater
yet?

689
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,120
And the ladies foursome coming
up and embryo.

690
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,040
Exactly.
And then you know what happened?

691
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,880
Somebody just sent us a message
and said you had a photographer

692
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,320
as a sponsor.
Who was that?

693
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,880
Melissa Photography, who has
been our sponsor a couple of

694
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,080
times.
So she, I just sent that woman

695
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,800
her website, Melissa's website.
Melissa's going to be at our

696
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,880
live show, by the way, taking
photos.

697
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,400
Our next episode is our 100th
episode.

698
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,080
Can you even believe it?
We're doing a live show, in case

699
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,960
you missed it, at the Fan Shaw,
Kinsman, Sugarbush.

700
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,160
They invited us there to do a
show and they're gonna have some

701
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,840
breakfast for us and selling
breakfast.

702
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,880
If you if you would like to
purchase that.

703
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,240
It's sold out.
Our show is sold out.

704
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,520
So thank you to everybody who's
signed up.

705
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,560
Thorndale is that near Thorndale
Yes, yes.

706
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,920
OK, I have an issue between I I
would like to discuss this is

707
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,880
maybe for the when we're there
for that particular live show.

708
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:15,440
I have an issue with the whole a
Thorndale, a Thamesford thing

709
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,120
'cause I I feel like.
They're too you're.

710
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,800
Gonna pick an issue with
Thorndale and Thamesford, yes?

711
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,240
I am going to pick an issue with
both OK, but that's that's for a

712
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,600
later date and we will we will
get to that, but a live show

713
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,120
that that.
Our live show is happening.

714
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,880
Should be interesting.
Yes, another way that you could

715
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,120
support us.
You could buy us a coffee, Buy

716
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,320
me a coffee.com/underwhelming,
Underwhelming.

717
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,040
That's our that's our website
and coffees are 5 dollars each.

718
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,880
Someone didn't put a name, but
it just says someone bought 3

719
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,160
coffees.
So thank you to whoever bought

720
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,240
us 3 coffees.
We appreciate that.

721
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:55,000
Yeah, we have to pay for things,
you know, like hosting services

722
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,720
and software and we have to get
a website now we've been told.

723
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,160
So we're we're doing that.
So if you'd like to buy us a

724
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,320
coffee, that would be great too.
Yes, thank you so much and leave

725
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,080
a comment on social media.
Of course, maybe this kind of

726
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,040
goes hand in hand with watching
us on YouTube.

727
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,160
Or maybe even better for someone
like John seeing us in person

728
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,280
because he says you three are
even more hilarious while

729
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,720
viewing on YouTube.
Your guffaws, double entendres,

730
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,720
and slapstick humor are
highlighted by your facial

731
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,120
expressions.
It's awesome.

732
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,560
I tried not to be too slapstick,
but I guess maybe we are.

733
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,640
That's that's followed by Audrey
who says I just wish they would

734
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,440
let Foreman talk.
The others are always cutting

735
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,880
him off.
Yes, someone did say that and I

736
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,960
said OK, we will keep that in
mind.

737
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,040
So OK.
I think she's lying.

738
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,080
Foreman gets to be cut off
sometimes.

739
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,760
You know, we're all cut off
sometimes.

740
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,120
Yeah.
So what happens?

741
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,200
Janice actually suggested having
a jar for to buy me a coffee at

742
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,520
our live show.
We could do that.

743
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,000
I hate doing that kind of stuff.
I don't like asking for it.

744
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,120
But anyway.
What was her real name again?

745
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,120
It's Hershey lady as a Spotify
comment.

746
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Hershey Lady, Joanne.
Joanne, Yeah.

747
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,680
Joanne, Yeah.
Joanne said.

748
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,960
Rachel, I'm so proud of you.
I know when my car needs a new

749
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,160
wheel bearing too because you
were able to figure out.

750
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,240
Yeah, right.
So if your car needs a wheel

751
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,520
bearing, it'll sound like an
airplane in your car.

752
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,560
It'll sound like you're you're
in an airplane and and you'll be

753
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,440
like, what's that noise?
But it you need a wheel bearing,

754
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,320
right?
Well, Joanne says yeah, she

755
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,360
knows how when her car needs a
wheel bearing too, but

756
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,280
unfortunately I did not know
when it needed new brakes.

757
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,200
Well.
Usually get spongy, sometimes

758
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,760
having it every day.
It's not always clear.

759
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,040
Yeah, it just says.
And when you go to your local

760
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,600
mechanic, which happens to be my
brother's business, it's

761
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,720
frustrating when you make the
same noise the car is making,

762
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,360
yet he can't figure out what's
wrong.

763
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,120
But it's making this much, I'm
sure mechanics love that when

764
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,360
you're like making like A and
they're like, I don't know what

765
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,600
that is I.
Don't know, man.

766
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,200
Yeah.
So you knew that much about

767
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,320
cars, sex, wings and cars?
You know what, the only reason I

768
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,800
know about cars is because I
only ever drove junker beater

769
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,920
cars.
For my first 2-3 cars were

770
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,040
terrible.
They were always in the shop

771
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,200
they were so old and cheap and
that's why.

772
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,280
But you learn quick.
And the sex wings.

773
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Well, we haven't tried that.
We're just barely talking now so

774
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,920
haven't tried it yet.
So.

775
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,320
So, Joanne, sorry, mom.
Joanne, who used to bring Dave

776
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,600
chocolates along the same lines,
is a woman named Miranda.

777
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,240
Yeah, seek.
I don't know if you pronounce it

778
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,560
C chord, but that sure would fit
the bill.

779
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,040
Miranda from Thamesford, David.
OK.

780
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,840
Who says first of all, she?
From Thorndale, can you tell?

781
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,520
It's like the same.
They're the same.

782
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,000
You can take that up with her at
the live show.

783
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,200
Sure, OK, but.
First of all, before that,

784
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,680
Miranda has met you, Rachel, she
says.

785
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,680
Oh.
I met Rachel a few years ago.

786
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,360
Actually you may.
I don't know what they remember

787
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,080
this, but you probably don't
because you have so many

788
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,280
different people that call in.
But at Christmas time, Rachel

789
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,600
was part of a Christmas cookie
exchange.

790
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,800
That does sound familiar.
Yes, I was part of that cookie

791
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,400
exchange.
Oh.

792
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,320
And I called in or whether I, I
can't remember whether I

793
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,520
messaged or I called in and
there was a bunch of us calling

794
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,920
in and Dave was talking about
these cookies that we were

795
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,400
supposed to send in cookies.
For you guys, right?

796
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,560
That was me.
That was, Miranda did.

797
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,320
We ever get those cookies do.
We get must have.

798
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,440
I do, you must.
Have do we get?

799
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,480
Them I remember Miranda because
she's friends with my friend

800
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,120
Caitlin, and my friend Caitlin
would always host the cookie

801
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,960
exchange and that's how and
that's How I Met her and a lot

802
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,280
of other girls from Tamsford,
not Thor.

803
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,480
And I had only talked to her to
have that phone call because she

804
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,280
had posted about her scouts
group selling apples.

805
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,000
Or if you make it a donation,
they would give you apples.

806
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,360
They do this Apple Day with the
scouts.

807
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,360
Oh, yes, yeah, we saw them on
the weekend.

808
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,040
Yeah.
Well, there you go.

809
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,080
I'd merely reached out on behalf
of being a host at Heart FM to

810
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,280
talk about when and where can we
get apples from the Scouts,

811
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,560
right.
And then she talks about that

812
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,960
and then I tell her about while
you're in Thamesford, which is

813
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,440
close to Thorndale, where this
live show is going to be the

814
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,280
same.
Place.

815
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,080
Yeah.
Is she coming?

816
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,000
Don't get me started.
She will probably be there, yes.

817
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
And then went on to say there.
No way.

818
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,400
You know what it is like just
being a listener.

819
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:48,320
The thing is, you guys become
just part of your lot, right?

820
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,960
So like, if I've got the radio
going on in the background, even

821
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,800
if I'm just working away, you're
still there.

822
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,320
And so we're following along as
listeners to everything going on

823
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,040
that you guys are talking about.
And it could be like Dave

824
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,360
talking about golf or you
talking about Ashley and the

825
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,920
kids, or you know what I mean?
But everybody feels that they're

826
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,320
all a part of your life.
Yeah, I mean, that's very, very

827
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,240
kind of you to say that's
exactly what you want someone to

828
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,360
feel like.
So, right.

829
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Thank you for that.
That's.

830
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,000
And so everybody thinks that
they know you.

831
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,480
So then when you put this out
there like, oh, I'm going to,

832
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,000
we're going to try this live
version, I think your response

833
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,320
is actually going to be pretty
good.

834
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,160
Like you're, you guys are used
to just talking on the radio.

835
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,560
It's no different even if you
have an audience because you're

836
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,880
still not talking to the
audience.

837
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,280
You're doing a podcast with an
audience in the room.

838
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,240
Isn't that how you're going to
do it?

839
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,120
Well, I want to include them
somehow.

840
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,480
Do you have somebody there that
could be giving like audience

841
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,600
members the microphone while
you're doing the conversation?

842
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,160
Yes, I think that's going to be
Jeremy's job.

843
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:48,000
They'll be so excited again,
like I'm, I'm pretending that I

844
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,080
know them.
But anyways, yeah, but but just

845
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,920
by doing that, I think you'll
have a huge turn out for.

846
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,360
It oh wow, that is so nice.
Well, well, it's the show sold

847
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,920
out quicker than I had
anticipated, which was amazing I

848
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,040
never thought we'd do a live
show.

849
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,480
I didn't even know if we'd get
to 100 episodes, but here we are

850
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,280
so that's so nice.
Thank you very much and thank

851
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,400
you for listening.
I'm, I'm really glad that you

852
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,640
love listening and and engaging
with us because we love hearing

853
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,960
from you too, because we don't
often get to hear from

854
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,600
everybody.
So that's.

855
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,000
And I mean mostly glad to hear
that just just our mere presence

856
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,400
and a little bit of chitchat is
enough, because there will not

857
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,280
be anything above and beyond
that.

858
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,440
Yeah, underwhelming.
I hope so.

859
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:50,840
As advertised.
Hey, Griswold, where do you

860
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,360
think you're going to put a tree
that big?

861
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Bend over and I'll show you.
You've got a lot of nerve

862
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,600
talking to me like that.
Griswold, I wasn't talking to

863
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:00,920
you.