Did Ya Get The Hint - Powered by Keenan and Keenan! (Ep. 155)

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You lost your dog.
Was it horrifying?

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No, it's pretty funny actually.
Oh no, the dog's gone meow, No.

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What a shame.
Let's look really hard to try

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and find her guys.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast that now that spring

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is officially here, we're doing
some spring cleaning.

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So with any luck, we will be
slightly shorter today as we

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clean up the clutter.
Try to use fewer words, you

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know.
Say less, convey more, Rachel.

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Oh, me.
Yeah.

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That it's not me.
That means no, that's wrong.

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That's fewer words.
There was a few there.

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Is there introduction over yet?
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Services.

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More on that later.
Coming up for him and wonders if

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he has a sleepwalker.
I think I might.

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Got an update on giving up
texting for lint.

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Oh yeah, right.
Yes, we'd like to know how

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that's going.
I would.

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And Rachel.
Yeah, Rachel.

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I'm going to talk about my dumb
dog Roxy.

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She's a bichon freeze if you
don't know, and she hates my

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husband.
Stupid, by the way, I know that.

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She's actually quite smart.
She's very smart.

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She's just.
No, I'm scarred in the face from

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a bichon in Regina from like 15
years ago.

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You are.
Yeah, yeah.

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Whose was it?
Tyler Tyler Hall, who does the

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morning show on 98.5 Virgin
Radio Calgary.

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OK, OK.
And his bichon scarred you.

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Yep, but I think so much time
has passed, there's no way that

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Bichon's around anymore.
So guess who won?

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Guess who won?
I outlived it.

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Yeah.
Well, Roxy.

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So Roxy, if you, if you're new
to this program, hates my

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husband, basically hates
everybody except me and the kids

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kind of.
So I'm really the only one that

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can take her for a walk, but the
other people in my house try

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sometimes.
And all of them.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, some.
Yeah, Jeremy will.

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Jeremy will say I'll take her.
But I if if for him to take her

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for a walk, I have to put the
harness on the leash.

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I have to put everything on,
pick her up, hand her to him,

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and then he has to walk across
the street to the sidewalk,

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'cause we don't have the
sidewalk on our side of the

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street.
He has to walk her, holding her

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to the other side of the street
and then put her down and start

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walking.
And even then she'll dig in her

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heels and try and pull back to
the house like, I don't want to

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be with you.
I so badly don't want to be with

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you.
I won't even go for a walk with

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you.
Sometimes she will go for a walk

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with him, but she's so scared.
She's, she is like pulling as

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far away from him as she can,
like as far as the leash will

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go.
And typically when she, like,

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poops or something, she goes to
the grass, right?

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And so with him, she'll just do
it in the middle of the

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sidewalk.
Yeah.

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And then he's got to pick it up
from there because she doesn't

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want to have to find a spot and
take her time.

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And she's just scared and she
wants to just get it done and

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over with so that they can go
back home.

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What a little Bichon.
Yeah, Oh, she's, she's.

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Not only dumb, but a pain in the
ass.

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Oh, yeah.
Oh, she's, yeah, she is.

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But if I take her, she's fine.
And sometimes I'll take her down

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to the park at the end of the
street, which is kind of this

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little.
It's in a like a secluded area

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and there's fences around it.
So if I'm with her, sometimes I

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will let her off the leash if no
one's there and she'll play and

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she'll stay with me because she
doesn't go far from me.

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I trust that she has good recall
for me and I can let her off the

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leash and she can run around for
a bit in the field there and

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whatever.
So Kendall decides to go out for

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a walk with her friends and
their dog, which is also a

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little dog but likes people and
our dog.

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Big difference, she.
Said Could I take Roxy?

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I'm like, you can try.
Sure.

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Go out and have at it.
So she does, and she takes her

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out and they go to the park and
she lets her off the leash.

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Well, I'm not there.
It's just the kids.

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Yeah.
Roxy gets off the leash.

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And this is at the end of our
street, right.

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So we're kind of at one end and,
and, and the park's at the very

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other end.
So there's a couple blocks in

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between.
And Roxy takes off from Kendall

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and the girls.
So one of the girls, so Roxy's

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is now bolting back down the
street towards our house.

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And one of the girls is running
after her, obviously.

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Well, they, I think they all
are, but one was kind of trying

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to keep up and I thought they
were just going around the

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block.
And so I'm sitting in the house

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on the couch and I'm thinking,
as I'm just thinking, they've

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been gone a long time.
Like where are they?

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So all of a sudden I see Roxy at
the back door, at the sliding

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door, looking at me, not on a
leash.

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And I think, where did you come
from?

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Why are you here?
I'm like, is Kendall?

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Kendall must have come home and
let her off, let that the

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driveway.
And she ran around to the back

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door, got under the gate somehow
and came to the back door where

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I would see her because it's a
sliding door, glass sliding

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door.
And so I said, where, how did

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you get back here?
And she's very happy to see me.

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So she comes in like nothing's
wrong and I'm yelling for

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Kendall like where are you?
I she must be here.

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She's not there.
So I go to the front door and

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I'm looking outside and one of
the one girl that did chase Roxy

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back comes up the driveway and I
said Roxy's here.

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She's like, oh good.
I'm like, OK, I'm like, what

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happened?
She's like, well, Kendall let

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her off the leash and I'm like,
oh God.

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And she, she so this poor girl
was panicked because obviously

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she's like, I hope Roxy.
I'm like, no, I got her.

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It's it's all good.
Don't worry about it.

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It's OK.
She's like, OK, good.

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And then our neighbor Mark comes
up and he goes, did your dog

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come home?
I'm like, yes, we've got her.

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She, he's like, I just saw this
little white dog running.

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She almost got hit by a car.
She was bolting down the street.

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I tried to grab her.
This other neighbor tried to

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grab her.
This girl's running after her.

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And nobody could catch this dog.
Nobody could get.

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Nobody could.
And I thought, I think that's

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Rach and Jer's dog.
And I was like, yeah, she came

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home.
I've got her.

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And then Kendall comes home and
and she's walking up the street

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now.
So now everybody's converged

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onto our lawn and I'm like, we
got we got Roxy.

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She's like, OK, good.
I'm like, Oh my God, this stupid

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dog.
I said, Kendall, you can't let

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her off the leash.
And she's like, will you do it?

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I said yes, I guess I shouldn't
be doing that, but I know for me

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she'll stay with me because all
she wants to do is get back to

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me.
Clear no matter where she is?

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No.
Matter where she is.

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That's her only motivation is to
come find you.

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Yes, absolutely.
But Kendall didn't think about

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that.
She doesn't really know.

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And so she's like, well, you let
her off the leash at the park.

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I'm like, yes, but only I can do
that because she's going to try

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and find me anyway.
This stupid dog, She's fine.

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She's sleeping under the desk.
She made it back home.

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She knows where we live like
it's a it's a pretty far like

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she knows how to get home.
It's pretty far down to the

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park, but and we had the whole
neighborhood out there looking

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for her.
The one that day she on a

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chaser.
She.

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Just, Oh my God, this dog, she
hates everybody.

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She hates everybody.
She can't like Jeremy's one

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thing, but to just like, book it
from your daughters who are

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supposed to be her best friends.
They're not, no.

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I'm her only friend.
I'm her best friend.

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Like, I think she she puts up
with everybody, but yeah.

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What's the point in having the
dog of the dog?

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I mean, we, I, we had a we had
AB shot too and he didn't like

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anybody but Jana like and it was
quite it was it was very

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obvious, always obvious, like I
would come home.

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She only likes me.
I would come home from work.

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There's nobody home, just the
dog.

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He he'd never come.
He never came and and greeted

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me.
Nothing ever did.

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He growl at you.
The odd time like.

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When Oh, he did.
OK.

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Well, when Jeremy comes home,
like she is on guard, like I

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know his footsteps.
I know that's him.

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He the door has just opened.
I haven't even seen him yet.

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And I'm like.
And I have to say to her dad's

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home.
No growling, right?

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And even then she does like if
I.

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Of course she does.
In a room with if I'm you.

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Know.
No, she doesn't listen to me,

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but I'm in a different room and
he, he walks in, she growls like

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I know he's there because like,
she's gross.

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She's like, you know, it's,
she's terrible.

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She's terrible.
What did Shem like?

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Did Shem not even like
Charlotte?

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He just.
Tolerated Charlotte yeah, that

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was yeah, he just.
Thought I think that's, yeah,

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that's what she does.
He was.

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He was here first, then
Charlotte came along, but he was

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very good with her.
He didn't bother her or or do

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anything like that, but he
didn't care about her when she

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came home.
He didn't care.

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He only cared when mom came
home.

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That was it.
He would the tail would wag.

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He'd he'd move like he would
show up for me.

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I would get home.
You know, we were off the air at

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whatever time, 9:00 someday, you
know.

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So I'm home at 10.
AMI don't see him.

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I don't hear from him.
And then all of a sudden I'll

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hear him walking down the hall.
He wants out.

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He knows I'm here.
He just didn't care.

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No, no.
Didn't care.

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Didn't growl but didn't care.
OK, well, I don't know.

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She yeah, she I think she like
the hierarchy is me and then and

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then Julia and then and then far
behind is Kendall and then dad

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like and then everybody else in
the world.

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And then her.
And then Dad.

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Well, it's really her, then you,
yeah, then Julia, then Kendall.

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Yeah.
Jeremy doesn't exist.

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Jeremy doesn't exist.
Everybody else.

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She would like you guys more
than she likes dad Jeremy.

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Like she.
Doesn't she?

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I don't know that I would like
to test yes.

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She yes you should.
And I.

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Think Jeremy should be testing
this too and just take her out.

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How far in One Direction can he
walk from your house and let her

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loose and see see if she makes
her way back to you?

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Oh, she she would.
She wouldn't.

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As soon as he let her loose,
she'd be gone.

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I thank God I'm free.
I'm not with the bad man.

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Any big bad dad is what we call
him big.

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Dad a very dumb dog, don't I
wouldn't let that dog off the.

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I would.
Nobody else.

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Can have a habit of you know
running and maybe getting in you

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know like there's cars there's.
Trash, you know, I know that

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was, it was scary because all
the everybody who was chasing

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the dog was like, Oh my God.
But by the time I knew about it,

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she was already at home.
So I wasn't really bothered.

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I had, I remember one day I let
the dog out in a dumb dog.

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I'm just telling you, dumb dog.
And then maybe 15 minutes later

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my doorbell rang and it was a
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Oh well.
I have a I have a fenced

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backyard.
But somehow he got.

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AI once ran around the streets
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I'm on the phone with Ashley
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He's somewhere out here and I
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I chucked my phone in the bushes

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and just jumped and tackled him.
Barrel rolled into a snow bank.

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Got that little bastard.
Job I had to call my wife at

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work and say the dog's gone, I
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She was like, I'll I'll come
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Anyway, I I found I didn't

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Outside.
Yeah, he couldn't get out there.

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He was.
I'm like.

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Dumb dog.
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Jeremy did say that we should

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Hang on now, it looks like we

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Might get used.
Jeremy wanted to go this week

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with Julia, but.
Yeah, and I bet the two of them

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will have a lovely time
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Yeah, yeah.
When I will be at home inside?

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You know, I gave up texting my
my good friend for Lent, not

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because I want, not because I
really wanted to, but because he

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wanted me to.
He wanted to give up text he.

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Did you get the hand?
Yeah, he presented the idea to

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me and I said OK.
And part of the reason is he

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does this every year.
Normally he gives up and he

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loves coffee, but for some
reason he deprives himself of

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coffee from Ash Wednesday until
Easter Sunday.

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I I don't.
Know where 40 days to ask?

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Is that still on?
But yeah, it's it's 40.

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Days it's still on.
Is the 40 days Good Friday or is

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the 40 days Easter Sunday?
Whatever.

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I don't know anyway.
It's Good Friday.

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I think it.
May be Good Friday anyway,

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that's what he does.
So this year he, he said, you

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realize, and he, he had counted
up all the texts that that we

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had sent between the end of the
beginning of the year and

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whatever that was the beginning
of February.

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And he goes, you know, how many
times have you texted one

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another?
And it was a lot.

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It was a lot.
He counted them, Yeah, Because

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he had time.
Because he wasn't texting you at

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that time.
I I don't know.

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So he.
Could go through and count.

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Everybody to count that stuff.
I don't really care about it any

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of that, but.
He had to process the the fact

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that your best texting friend
had the time to count up how

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often you text.
I know and then to just maybe we

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don't do that anymore.
Well.

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Just for only for Lent now I'm,
I'm like I, I don't really

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participate in this little
exercise at this stage of my

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life.
I don't like to deprive myself

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of anything.
Because right?

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I you don't know how long you
have left, you know what you

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asked for for your birthday is
another birthday.

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That's that's how it works when
you get to a certain.

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Date gave.
It's not like sure.

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Anyway, so he suggests this and
that way he, he said, he said to

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me, I can give up.
I, I can have coffee, but I've

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given up something that clearly
I have a penchant for doing.

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I am depriving myself of texting
you.

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And he also reasoned that
football season was over.

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We, we tend to text a lot about
a sporting event that's

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happening.
Like we'll, we'll text a lot

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during the Super Bowl or during
a playoff.

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So there were a lot of exchanges
that were happening during a

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sporting event.
So he reasoned that now that the

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Super Bowl was over, the Leafs
suck.

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The Olympics are over, although
how fitting was it that

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Venezuela beat the United States
in the baseball great.

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I thought that was great.
Hey, Jeremy saw that.

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He's like, oh, Venezuela, good
for them.

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Do you think they didn't know
what he was talking about?

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Do you think maybe?
They were motivated for me maybe

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anyway.
So he suggested this and that

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way he can drink coffee and I'm
I'm like, OK, sure.

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So I say it to you guys.
You think it's danger?

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Like I'm like, I'm going to give
up texting my best text friend

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for 40 days and he's.
Your best friend, Dave, Like

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yes, you just say my best
friend.

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And well, he's also my best text
friend because I text him

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apparently a lot.
So.

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But you're both you both thought
it was?

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Yeah, you don't.
Text us like barely even reply.

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Not at all, no.
You'd think with all your extra

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time right now, with your extra
texting time, you can reply to

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some messages I send you.
I'm.

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Lately looking like an A+ text
reply person compared to Dave.

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Well, that one.
Actually is replying I mean I'll

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be a day later but he does reply
what happened like you.

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No, because I I.
Think you gave up all texting

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actually.
That's what I fix happened.

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So essentially, I stopped.
I stopped texting him when I

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left on my southern vacation
because I was out of the country

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and I'm on Wi-Fi and because I
have a an Apple phone.

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And he doesn't.
There's no way I can text him

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when because I'm just using
Wi-Fi, so I can't text him right

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the.
Limited capabilities of that.

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Limited capabilities.
I can't text him anyway.

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So I started this exercise
early.

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So by the time I came back and
we got together, I got together

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with my friend.
It had been probably 2 1/2,

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maybe 3.
I don't know.

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When we got together, we.
Probably had so much to tell one

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another.
Yeah, well, we did talk a little

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bit and and he said he was
struggling with it and I said,

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Gee, that's funny, 'cause I'm
really not.

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Like I'm just, I'm good.
I'm absolutely good, that's

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what.
You wanted to hear like AD?

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Minus like an F friend I'm.
Yeah.

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AD minus friend.
I'm feeling pretty good about

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this.
Yeah, like I don't care about

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texting you.
I mean, that's the easiest thing

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to cut out of my life.
Right back.

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Yeah, I notice.
I'm finding it.

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I'm finding it easier.
Yeah.

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I'm finding it easier to ignore
every text and message I get

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from other people.
You know it for my wife,

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clearly.
Except for my wife, right?

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Because you know that there's
consequences for that.

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Questions for that?
But yeah, I do.

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I seem to be in a hole and I
find it quite refreshing.

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To.
Be I'm not I'm not constantly

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looking at my phone for a text
from someone because I'm not

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getting those.
Well, you are actually, but

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from.
You nobody, you're not replying.

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No, it's just like texting into
the void.

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I have my phone on silent.
I don't even know that anything

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comes through.
Uh huh.

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I know that.
It's really great.

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You actually didn't even need to
talk about this today, because I

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knew all of that already.
Well, I just thought it anyways.

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It's just confirmed now.
Long story short, we are also.

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We have a text chain between all
of us wives.

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The four of us have a a text
chain.

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Are you allowed to?
Text in that.

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Well, no, no, because there's a
couple of text chains.

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Like there's one where it's just
me and Jana and his wife.

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OK, so that one I can text
'cause that's not going to him.

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But then there's a group.
There is the four text chain.

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And the other day the wives
exchanged a text or two and then

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he sent 1.
And I said right away my phone

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went off and I said to my wife,
can you please inform him that

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he just texted me?
He's ruined it.

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Yeah, did.
So you'll start over.

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I don't know how he feels,
right?

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Now because you can't text him
back.

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Nope, but.
He's already ruined it.

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Do you think it's all just?
Done.

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He says he was duped in his
text.

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I believe he said he was duped
because he didn't realize it was

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the text chain or something.
He didn't know you were there

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because you'd never reply.
Right, because that can't blame

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him.
That's what he wanted.

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That's what he required.
And.

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Maybe he has a group chat with
just the two women too.

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He could and that's what he
thought it was.

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Because Mia.
It doesn't matter.

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This group chat clearly has the
off combination of the three

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others in every different form.
It could.

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It could, I don't know.
If I'm not included in that

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group chat, how would I know?
I wouldn't.

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I guess so.
You wouldn't know, right?

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If I, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't know if you are well,

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not.
Now you wouldn't know I.

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Think it's rude actually that
you have a group chat with the

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two women and he's not in it?
Well, maybe he was safe without

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me, but I that's right anyway.
And it turns out as when I

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00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:58,720
finally saw him, you know, in
person after the whole thing had

450
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,080
started, because I was away when
Lent started and everything

451
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,960
else.
Turns out he gave up coffee

452
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,600
again.
I'm like, what for?

453
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,240
He's doing two things well.
Or did he start the coffee after

454
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,520
he realized he texted you and
that he did the?

455
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,320
Coffee like he always does
because he's he basically said I

456
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,600
feel I should deprive myself of
something.

457
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,080
So I thought that's.
Very, very admirable.

458
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,880
But God, I couldn't do coffee.
Apparently I'm not worth

459
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,000
depriving.
I'm not as.

460
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,840
Valuable as giving off coffee.
He knows he's going to see you

461
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,880
anyways, and I guess, and oddly,
you're the one that stuck to it.

462
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,640
You don't even really care.
I'm still good, yeah.

463
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,280
He's out well beyond Easter.
He's going to hell.

464
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:57,880
He's going to hell.
This is due to underwhelming

465
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,320
Demand, The podcast that's still
spring cleaning.

466
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:06,720
And so here are a few the
podcast that's jokes that didn't

467
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,560
make the cut this winter.
Like I I wrote them, I put them

468
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,080
down and then I went.
So I thought I would clean them

469
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,400
out.
So here you go.

470
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400
Some these are not really worth
it.

471
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,600
OK, they did not make the cut,
but you're getting them anyway

472
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,040
because why not?
The podcast that's like this

473
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,920
winter, lots of flakes, 0
warmth.

474
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,080
Yeah.
So I didn't mind that one.

475
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,320
I just really, you know,
nobody's laughing.

476
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,560
See that?
One, yeah.

477
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:42,240
The podcast It's colder than a
mother in Law's Kiss, They Kiss.

478
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,400
Yeah, I don't kiss mine.
Hugs are good hug.

479
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,200
We hug and she's not cold.
She's quite warm.

480
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,680
Not bad the podcast that's
willing to take a hit out on a

481
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,280
certain white rodent if spring
doesn't come early.

482
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,560
Turns out I think that rodent
died actually.

483
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,640
Turns out we didn't have to.
Someone else looked after that.

484
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,760
For us.
Yeah, he just.

485
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,960
Well, you know he cast a long
shadow.

486
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,480
He did.
May spring always come Worley

487
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,240
for you, Willy.
Yeah, May spring.

488
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,520
Hopefully he had someone job
shadowing.

489
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,640
Yeah, well.
Well, I.

490
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:24,240
Don't know albino ones are a
little rarer than yeah, the

491
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,720
regular and one where the
podcast that's like the Family

492
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,720
Day holiday.
Not everyone gets it.

493
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,760
I really honestly wanted to use
that again because it never gets

494
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,560
old, but.
I don't, I don't know what I get

495
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,440
it she.
Still doesn't she still doesn't

496
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,000
get it.
That's one.

497
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,240
You always include those.
I guess shit, I get the joke.

498
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,800
No, you don't.
Yes, I.

499
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,720
Do you didn't originally.
Took me a minute.

500
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,440
No, I I think it just went right
by anyway.

501
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,120
It doesn't.
Why do we'd still do this with

502
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,680
you?
Clean them all up, everything's

503
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,160
clean.
Yeah, well, you know, not

504
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,640
everyone sleeps strictly in
their beds.

505
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,600
Oh, did we talk talk about that?
OK, very.

506
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,040
Good, that's very good for him.
Thank you.

507
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,360
Some of them like to get up and
wander the house, apparently.

508
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,920
Oh, you have.
And I think that might be

509
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,760
happening here.
Well, we have that at our house

510
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,280
all the time.
All the time.

511
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,400
All the time.
Yeah, yeah.

512
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,200
What are you talking about?
Well, just last night I had

513
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,800
Harley.
I'm on the couch.

514
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,480
It's like, I don't know, maybe
10 something. 11 at the most,

515
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,840
watching sports, but probably
also sleep myself.

516
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,840
But you know, I'm lying down,
not on my feet.

517
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,880
Right.
And Harley's had been in bed for

518
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,600
a few hours and she comes
downstairs and comes to give me

519
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,640
a hug.
And I thought, OK, that's nice,

520
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,000
what's wrong?
Are you OK?

521
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,360
Did you have a bad dream?
Shakes her head no.

522
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,280
There's no words.
Just shaking her head no.

523
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,360
OK.
Do you want to talk about it?

524
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,760
Shakes her head no.
OK.

525
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,360
So she just lies down beside me
and she's hugging me.

526
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:05,200
And I thought, that's lovely
because, you know, she's almost

527
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,000
13 and that's about to never
happen again until she's 25.

528
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,600
Don't get used to that.
Yeah, so let that happen for a

529
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,160
few minutes and then I'm saying
OK, well then OK, we better get

530
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,640
back to bed and have a good
sleep.

531
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,600
Nods her head yes and goes
upstairs.

532
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,480
This morning, get up and asked
what?

533
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,480
What was that about last night?
Was it a bad dream or something?

534
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,120
What happened?
She says what?

535
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,720
What happened?
You came downstairs and did all

536
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,120
that?
No, I didn't.

537
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,480
I have no memory of that.
What are you talking about?

538
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:41,600
No, I didn't.
That happens to to Julia all the

539
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,800
time, All the time.
And it has since, well, forever.

540
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,160
Like since she could get out of
bed and walk herself, she's done

541
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,960
this and and sometimes she
doesn't get out of bed and she's

542
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,880
just crying in her bed.
And so we go up and we're like,

543
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,680
what's wrong?
Did you have a bedroom?

544
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,880
And her eyes are open, right.
But she's not really, she's

545
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,640
saying things that are just
nonsensical.

546
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:11,160
If she talks and she'll say, I
just mommy, I, I, and then

547
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,160
she'll kind of pat a spot or
she's just kind of trying to

548
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,200
tell me something, but it's not
coming out.

549
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,200
And then I know obviously she's
not awake and I'm like, OK,

550
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,720
you're all right.
And calm her down and tuck her

551
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,000
back in.
And or she gets out of bed and

552
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,880
she has no memory of getting out
of bed and she just kind of

553
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,160
stumbles downstairs and looks at
us.

554
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,000
And then we go, hi, Joel, you
OK?

555
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,200
And she just kind of looks at us
and there's nowhere that I'm

556
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,160
like, OK, let's go back to bed.
And I just put her back to bed

557
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,120
and tuck her in and.
Then she why don't you just let

558
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,520
her wander a bit and see what
happens?

559
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,360
Because she she'll just come in
and just sit down and, and just

560
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,920
sit there like do do nothing
like she has done that.

561
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,240
Before and she.
Kind of sits there like.

562
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,720
I'm here.
But she doesn't say anything and

563
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,840
she can't, she can't really
express anything because she's

564
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,320
sleeping.
And, and anyway, it always

565
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,440
happens when she's overtired.
So if she's stayed up late or

566
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,240
she hasn't gotten enough sleep
for whatever reason, that's when

567
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,200
it'll happen.
And it, it will be around like

568
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,880
10:30 at night ish.
And like right before we go to

569
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,640
bed.
And that's, yeah, it happens a

570
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,040
lot.
How do you know she's not

571
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,200
getting up and doing it while
you are in bed?

572
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,480
You wouldn't know.
Usually she comes to find us,

573
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,800
like sometimes I think in the
night she's come in but I don't.

574
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,000
But we're kind of sleeping so we
don't.

575
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,920
We're sleeping, so we don't know
if she's sleeping or not.

576
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,000
Or she just comes in and comes
in the stands beside us and then

577
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,360
we're like, you OK, And then
she's like, uh huh.

578
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,080
And then and we're like, OK,
back to bed.

579
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,720
Like if there's no problem, then
if she doesn't tell us that

580
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,920
there's an issue, then we're
like, OK, she's sleeping and we

581
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,320
take her back to bed.
That's crap.

582
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,600
Happens a lot.
Like I was paranoid about this

583
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,480
one time 'cause I thought, Oh
no, like, I hope I don't want

584
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,240
her to go, you know, put her
shoes on and go outside or

585
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240
something like that.
Right.

586
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,800
Yeah, that's true.
I don't like Julia's never done

587
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,080
that.
She she always comes to find us.

588
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,400
That's what she's doing.
I used to sleepwalk when I was a

589
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,760
kid.
How do you know that?

590
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,120
'Cause my mom would tell me, my
parents told me.

591
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:19,120
What did you do?
One time we were in England,

592
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,280
actually, and we were building
at somebody's house and we were

593
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,000
all sleeping in the same room.
And I got up to, I got up and I

594
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,960
was trying to open the door.
My mom said, Rachel, you got to

595
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,960
turn it the other way.
And I was like, mom.

596
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,960
And then I went back to bed.
I was like, she's like, I

597
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,920
thought you had to go to the
bathroom.

598
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,720
And I said, no, you did.
And then I went back to bed.

599
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,520
And then another time I went
into their room at home and I

600
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,680
went into their bathroom.
I turned the light on and my dad

601
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,320
said, Rach, what are you doing?
And I said, Dad, you scared me.

602
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,440
And then I just walked and went
back to bed and he's like, you

603
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,320
scared me.
Like what the hell?

604
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,320
Well, I think you're half awake
when you do that.

605
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320
I really do.
You just have no memory of it

606
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,560
when you do it.
Well, even though they may

607
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,560
appear awake, have their eyes
open and navigate familiar

608
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,040
spaces, sleepwalkers are in a
state of deep sleep where the

609
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,760
brain is partially awake,
allowing for movement but not

610
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,520
conscious processing of
information, often resulting in

611
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,160
no memory of the event.
There you go.

612
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,000
Yeah, they like Julia doesn't
remember.

613
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,360
You're like almost like you're
trapped and your body's acting

614
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,200
something out but you don't
really know what.

615
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,160
See, that's different from what
I go through when I talk 'cause

616
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,920
I do recall, 'cause I wake
myself up.

617
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,800
We definitely hear Emily quite
often from her bed talking in

618
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,200
her sleep, but she's still in
bed and with like be is like

619
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,600
lying down with her eyes ducks.
I've done it talking out loud

620
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,760
and and then like got up and
thought, I've definitely had the

621
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,880
moment where you think your
dream is so real right when

622
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,000
you're awake.
You thought it really happened.

623
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,000
And I tried to like shove Ashley
out of the bed and run out of

624
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,880
the room because there was
spiders coming down from the

625
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,640
ceiling onto our bed.
And I screamed spiders at her

626
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,400
and shot up and I was hiding
across the room.

627
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,160
And I remember that 'cause I was
awake.

628
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,840
No, a couple years ago I was
awake but because I thought it

629
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,440
was happening.
Right.

630
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,160
OK.
And what'd she do?

631
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,480
Never let me hear the end of it.
Yeah, exactly.

632
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:25,800
Yeah.
Well, I wouldn't worry about

633
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,920
Harley.
She's fine.

634
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,280
It's fine.
It's all fine.

635
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,200
It's normal.
I mean, I think it's the first

636
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,200
instant, so we'll have to keep
keep a handle on.

637
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:38,240
Yeah, I I'd let her keep going
because I think to me, I'm

638
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,000
curious to see how this ends.
Like in your case, she always

639
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,960
just sits down, Rachel, and and
just stays there or falls back

640
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,920
asleep.
Yeah, that's all you want for

641
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,160
him.
But I'd keep an eye on her.

642
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,240
You want to make sure she's not
heading out the door?

643
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,880
Yes.
Maybe put some like cans in

644
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:59,400
front of the door so it like
jingles or she opens it she

645
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:17,000
wakes you up.
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660
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661
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,840
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Oh great, what do we got?

662
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,120
Yeah, Angie, about Ashley's
being a grocery guide.

663
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,120
Oh yeah, at the grocery store.
Yeah, Angie says.

664
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,080
Maybe the man of the grocery
store was there because he just

665
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,760
lost his wife or significant
other who has always done the

666
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,480
shopping and he was literally
lost in navigating a new world.

667
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,920
Well, that or he was just a
creeper.

668
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,920
Well, thanks Angie, for one or
the other one or.

669
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,640
The other.
Thanks, Angie, for making that

670
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,600
clear for us.
That's very good.

671
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,480
Thank you.
Yeah.

672
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,920
We appreciate that.
When we're talking about Dave's

673
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,400
unwanted houseguest.
Oh yeah, the raccoon still,

674
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,480
still staying away.
So far so good.

675
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,760
So far so.
Good.

676
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,680
I'm going to need somebody like
Keenan and Keenan to fix my

677
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,000
soffit once, you know, the
weather gets a bit better, but

678
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,800
yes.
Yes, they could do that.

679
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,600
Yeah, Jody might need a help
inside and outside of her house,

680
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,800
saying last year we had a
raccoon using our dog door at

681
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,840
1:00 AM.
Oh my God.

682
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,920
Major commotion in the House
that night.

683
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,480
Do you think?
That would freak me right out

684
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,200
do.
You think running around inside?

685
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,560
No, that I couldn't.
I could not deal with that.

686
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,280
No, nobody needs, Yeah.
Oh my God.

687
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,280
Yeah, yeah, they're not fun.
No.

688
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,960
Raccoons are.
No.

689
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,760
They're, they're screamy.
They're they, they can scream,

690
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,080
you know?
Not only that, they hiss.

691
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,760
Well, yeah, yeah, that's.
Just someone need a hug.

692
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,800
Rachel, when you put up the
pictures of the baby, pictures

693
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,720
of us.
On the trend.

694
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,320
Yeah, Tracy, I believe,
correctly guessed that the smart

695
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,760
dresser is Dave, the animal
lover is Rachel, Rachel and the

696
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,240
baseball fan is Foreman.
Yes, I love the picture of

697
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,800
Foreman.
There was just something.

698
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,520
Everyone loves your cheeks,
Foreman.

699
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,160
There, Foreman.
Looked absolutely miserable in

700
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,440
that picture and I loved it.
I just loved it, yeah.

701
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,200
In the little baby bouncer with
an expo's hat on and my giant,

702
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,200
giant cheeks.
Yeah, muscular, right?

703
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,640
That's, as Scotty would say,
muscular cheeks.

704
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,040
Yes.
Yeah, Melody said.

705
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,640
OMG, baby Foreman, Hillary said.
I totally knew you'd be a ginger

706
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,440
and adorable Rachel.
Oh, thank you.

707
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,960
There you go.
Yeah, I was.

708
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,080
I was.
AI had strawberry blonde hair.

709
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,240
It looks quite red in that
photo, but yes.

710
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,360
Yeah, Angie, I had no idea you
were a redhead, John Gunn wrote

711
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,320
Buffy from Family Affair.
Ask Dave if you don't know.

712
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,800
I don't know what that I.
Don't know what that means.

713
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,160
That's that's a really, that's a
dated reference.

714
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,920
Yeah.
There was a television show when

715
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,040
I was a kid called, I think it
was.

716
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,120
There were yeah.
With it.

717
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,840
I that's yeah, yeah.
There are a couple of kids on it

718
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,600
or something.
Yeah.

719
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,000
Twins or something, but OK,
yeah.

720
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,160
With red hair.
Maybe I I think we were watching

721
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,520
it in black and white.
I don't know.

722
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,760
I can't remember.
I don't.

723
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,320
I have no idea.
I posted something because we

724
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,160
talked about having an inner
monologue.

725
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,480
Yeah, last episode, I think it
was.

726
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,240
Do you have an inner monologue?
Foreman?

727
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,000
And I do.
It's just like kind of running

728
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,880
thoughts.
Maybe you narrate your day a

729
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,800
little bit.
I don't know.

730
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,640
Maybe it's your.
Sometimes I looked into it more.

731
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,240
Sometimes it can be your voice.
Sometimes it could be like a

732
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,040
different voice maybe that you
hear in your head.

733
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,720
I don't have that telling you or
narrating or okay, now this and

734
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,800
now I'm going to do.
I don't know, but 30 to 50% of

735
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,640
people don't have that, which I
find fascinating because in my

736
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,000
head that's that's what's
normal, right?

737
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,880
So when you don't have that, I'm
like, what?

738
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,000
What goes on in your head?
Anyway, I posted, do you have an

739
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,880
inner monologue?
And Chris says not just an inner

740
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,760
monologue, but a whole
soundtrack playing all day long.

741
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,840
For instance, walking down a
long hall, the Darth Vader

742
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:58,040
theme, long drive, Kansas's
carry carry on my wayward son,

743
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,200
my.
God, that would.

744
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,320
Be crazy, he's doing stuff and
having like singing songs

745
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,920
related to whatever he's doing.
Good inner score inner.

746
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,680
Score.
Yeah, it's like a movie score.

747
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,160
Wow.
Dave Powery says yes, all the

748
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:15,440
time, so he's got one, too.
Christine says always, She

749
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,440
always has one.
And Debbie says, Yep, all the

750
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,640
time.
She says I also argue with other

751
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,960
people in my head.
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah.

752
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560
What I was arguing with.
Well, you just like rehearse

753
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,400
potential future arguments, I
think.

754
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,480
Yeah.
Or.

755
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,160
Like here's what I should have
said.

756
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,760
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.

757
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,600
Here's what I should have said
in that argument that I had six

758
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,280
years ago.
Yeah, this would have really

759
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,840
shown them, Yeah.
I should have done this or

760
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,760
whatever I think, Casey.
Said though, she's she's floored

761
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,520
that the percentage is so, so
low.

762
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,840
She thought everyone had an
inner monologue, just like we

763
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,720
did.
So did I.

764
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,040
Well, when you it's your head,
it's normal to you.

765
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,600
So it's surprising when other
people don't think that way,

766
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,640
right?
We also had on Spotify a comment

767
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,600
about chickens and we got into
all thing about how many eggs

768
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,280
and chicken lays in a day.
How many eggs do chickens lay

769
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,280
per day?
We're in a bar argument over how

770
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,120
many eggs a chicken can lay.
Leads to gunfire.

771
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Naturally.
That's an actual headline.

772
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,400
OK, I'm I'm not surprised by
that, but I would like to know

773
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,840
the answer.
How many eggs can a chicken lay?

774
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,360
Is there a limit?
Yeah, Ray says.

775
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,680
As a farmer Rachel with chickens
I can let you know chickens only

776
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,680
lay 1 egg per day on average.
OK.

777
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,560
So that can settle the Florida
headlines.

778
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,640
Right.
Any more than that is unusual or

779
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,600
you know.
Or you're lucky, I guess.

780
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,000
A chicken that's trying too
hard.

781
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,760
Trying to It's a try hard
chicken.

782
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,040
You know, and the rest of the
chicken and the rest of the

783
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,040
chickens are like, uh huh,
They're rolling there.

784
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,960
Ohh, good, there's the third.
Carol again, Two eggs a day.

785
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,680
Well.
She's gonna pay for that later.