Did Ya Get The Hint - Powered by Keenan and Keenan! (Ep. 155)

0:00 You lost your dog. Was it horrifying? No, it's pretty funny actually. Oh no, the dog's gone meow, No. What a shame. Let's look really hard to try and find her guys. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast that now that spring is officially here, we're doing some spring cleaning. So with any luck, we will be slightly shorter today as we clean up the clutter. Try to use fewer words, you know. Say less, convey more, Rachel. Oh, me. Yeah.

0:40 That it's not me. That means no, that's wrong. That's fewer words. There was a few there. Is there introduction over yet? This fine podcast brought to you by Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services. More on that later. Coming up for him and wonders if he has a sleepwalker. I think I might. Got an update on giving up texting for lint. Oh yeah, right. Yes, we'd like to know how that's going. I would. And Rachel. Yeah, Rachel. I'm going to talk about my dumb dog Roxy. She's a bichon freeze if you don't know, and she hates my husband. Stupid, by the way, I know that.

1:22 She's actually quite smart. She's very smart. She's just. No, I'm scarred in the face from a bichon in Regina from like 15 years ago. You are. Yeah, yeah. Whose was it? Tyler Tyler Hall, who does the morning show on 98.5 Virgin Radio Calgary. OK, OK. And his bichon scarred you. Yep, but I think so much time has passed, there's no way that Bichon's around anymore. So guess who won? Guess who won? I outlived it. Yeah. Well, Roxy. So Roxy, if you, if you're new to this program, hates my husband, basically hates everybody except me and the kids kind of. So I'm really the only one that can take her for a walk, but the other people in my house try sometimes. And all of them.

2:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah, some. Yeah, Jeremy will. Jeremy will say I'll take her. But I if if for him to take her for a walk, I have to put the harness on the leash. I have to put everything on, pick her up, hand her to him, and then he has to walk across the street to the sidewalk, 'cause we don't have the sidewalk on our side of the street. He has to walk her, holding her to the other side of the street and then put her down and start walking. And even then she'll dig in her heels and try and pull back to the house like, I don't want to be with you. I so badly don't want to be with you. I won't even go for a walk with you. Sometimes she will go for a walk with him, but she's so scared. She's, she is like pulling as far away from him as she can, like as far as the leash will go. And typically when she, like, poops or something, she goes to the grass, right?

3:12 And so with him, she'll just do it in the middle of the sidewalk. Yeah. And then he's got to pick it up from there because she doesn't want to have to find a spot and take her time. And she's just scared and she wants to just get it done and over with so that they can go back home. What a little Bichon. Yeah, Oh, she's, she's. Not only dumb, but a pain in the ass. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's, yeah, she is. But if I take her, she's fine. And sometimes I'll take her down to the park at the end of the street, which is kind of this little. It's in a like a secluded area and there's fences around it. So if I'm with her, sometimes I will let her off the leash if no one's there and she'll play and she'll stay with me because she doesn't go far from me.

4:01 I trust that she has good recall for me and I can let her off the leash and she can run around for a bit in the field there and whatever. So Kendall decides to go out for a walk with her friends and their dog, which is also a little dog but likes people and our dog. Big difference, she. Said Could I take Roxy? I'm like, you can try. Sure. Go out and have at it. So she does, and she takes her out and they go to the park and she lets her off the leash. Well, I'm not there. It's just the kids. Yeah. Roxy gets off the leash. And this is at the end of our street, right. So we're kind of at one end and, and, and the park's at the very other end. So there's a couple blocks in between. And Roxy takes off from Kendall and the girls. So one of the girls, so Roxy's is now bolting back down the street towards our house.

4:58 And one of the girls is running after her, obviously. Well, they, I think they all are, but one was kind of trying to keep up and I thought they were just going around the block. And so I'm sitting in the house on the couch and I'm thinking, as I'm just thinking, they've been gone a long time. Like where are they? So all of a sudden I see Roxy at the back door, at the sliding door, looking at me, not on a leash. And I think, where did you come from? Why are you here? I'm like, is Kendall? Kendall must have come home and let her off, let that the driveway. And she ran around to the back door, got under the gate somehow and came to the back door where I would see her because it's a sliding door, glass sliding door. And so I said, where, how did you get back here? And she's very happy to see me.

5:48 So she comes in like nothing's wrong and I'm yelling for Kendall like where are you? I she must be here. She's not there. So I go to the front door and I'm looking outside and one of the one girl that did chase Roxy back comes up the driveway and I said Roxy's here. She's like, oh good. I'm like, OK, I'm like, what happened? She's like, well, Kendall let her off the leash and I'm like, oh God. And she, she so this poor girl was panicked because obviously she's like, I hope Roxy. I'm like, no, I got her. It's it's all good. Don't worry about it. It's OK. She's like, OK, good. And then our neighbor Mark comes up and he goes, did your dog come home? I'm like, yes, we've got her.

6:36 She, he's like, I just saw this little white dog running. She almost got hit by a car. She was bolting down the street. I tried to grab her. This other neighbor tried to grab her. This girl's running after her. And nobody could catch this dog. Nobody could get. Nobody could. And I thought, I think that's Rach and Jer's dog. And I was like, yeah, she came home. I've got her. And then Kendall comes home and and she's walking up the street now. So now everybody's converged onto our lawn and I'm like, we got we got Roxy. She's like, OK, good. I'm like, Oh my God, this stupid dog. I said, Kendall, you can't let her off the leash. And she's like, will you do it? I said yes, I guess I shouldn't be doing that, but I know for me she'll stay with me because all she wants to do is get back to me. Clear no matter where she is?

7:26 No. Matter where she is. That's her only motivation is to come find you. Yes, absolutely. But Kendall didn't think about that. She doesn't really know. And so she's like, well, you let her off the leash at the park. I'm like, yes, but only I can do that because she's going to try and find me anyway. This stupid dog, She's fine. She's sleeping under the desk. She made it back home. She knows where we live like it's a it's a pretty far like she knows how to get home. It's pretty far down to the park, but and we had the whole neighborhood out there looking for her. The one that day she on a chaser. She. Just, Oh my God, this dog, she hates everybody.

8:06 She hates everybody. She can't like Jeremy's one thing, but to just like, book it from your daughters who are supposed to be her best friends. They're not, no. I'm her only friend. I'm her best friend. Like, I think she she puts up with everybody, but yeah. What's the point in having the dog of the dog? I mean, we, I, we had a we had AB shot too and he didn't like anybody but Jana like and it was quite it was it was very obvious, always obvious, like I would come home. She only likes me. I would come home from work. There's nobody home, just the dog. He he'd never come. He never came and and greeted me. Nothing ever did.

8:47 He growl at you. The odd time like. When Oh, he did. OK. Well, when Jeremy comes home, like she is on guard, like I know his footsteps. I know that's him. He the door has just opened. I haven't even seen him yet. And I'm like. And I have to say to her dad's home. No growling, right? And even then she does like if I. Of course she does. In a room with if I'm you. Know. No, she doesn't listen to me, but I'm in a different room and he, he walks in, she growls like I know he's there because like, she's gross. She's like, you know, it's, she's terrible. She's terrible. What did Shem like? Did Shem not even like Charlotte?

9:28 He just. Tolerated Charlotte yeah, that was yeah, he just. Thought I think that's, yeah, that's what she does. He was. He was here first, then Charlotte came along, but he was very good with her. He didn't bother her or or do anything like that, but he didn't care about her when she came home. He didn't care. He only cared when mom came home. That was it. He would the tail would wag. He'd he'd move like he would show up for me. I would get home. You know, we were off the air at whatever time, 9:00 someday, you know. So I'm home at 10. AMI don't see him. I don't hear from him. And then all of a sudden I'll hear him walking down the hall. He wants out. He knows I'm here. He just didn't care.

10:09 No, no. Didn't care. Didn't growl but didn't care. OK, well, I don't know. She yeah, she I think she like the hierarchy is me and then and then Julia and then and then far behind is Kendall and then dad like and then everybody else in the world. And then her. And then Dad. Well, it's really her, then you, yeah, then Julia, then Kendall. Yeah. Jeremy doesn't exist. Jeremy doesn't exist. Everybody else. She would like you guys more than she likes dad Jeremy. Like she. Doesn't she? I don't know that I would like to test yes. She yes you should. And I. Think Jeremy should be testing this too and just take her out. How far in One Direction can he walk from your house and let her loose and see see if she makes her way back to you?

10:56 Oh, she she would. She wouldn't. As soon as he let her loose, she'd be gone. I thank God I'm free. I'm not with the bad man. Any big bad dad is what we call him big. Dad a very dumb dog, don't I wouldn't let that dog off the. I would. Nobody else. Can have a habit of you know running and maybe getting in you know like there's cars there's. Trash, you know, I know that was, it was scary because all the everybody who was chasing the dog was like, Oh my God. But by the time I knew about it, she was already at home. So I wasn't really bothered. I had, I remember one day I let the dog out in a dumb dog. I'm just telling you, dumb dog. And then maybe 15 minutes later my doorbell rang and it was a neighbor holding my dog.

11:37 Oh well. I have a I have a fenced backyard. But somehow he got. AI once ran around the streets of Vagina chasing my dumb dumb dog. So with his leash dragging behind him, chasing after the giant Jack rabbits out there and I'm on the phone with Ashley like I don't know where he is. He's somewhere out here and I saw him beeline it around the corner after a rabbit. I chucked my phone in the bushes and just jumped and tackled him. Barrel rolled into a snow bank. Got that little bastard. Job I had to call my wife at work and say the dog's gone, I can't find him.

12:19 She was like, I'll I'll come home, I'll be right home, drop that. Anyway, I I found I didn't somehow found the dog because I went downstairs for something and he had trapped himself in the window well. Outside. Yeah, he couldn't get out there. He was. I'm like. And he couldn't jump out of there. Dumb dog. Got short little legs. This is due to Underwhelming Demand. The podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman that's brought to you once again this time around by Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services. Yeah, if you got your spring projects, you need to call them soon so that they can get you in the queue. Jen and Johnny Keenan are the owners of Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services and they'll do anything you need, you know, and it like if you need a light fixture hung or if you need some painting maybe.

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15:29 Oh, look at here. We've we've got some hard. Yeah, hardly used. Looks like woman's hockey gear. Yeah. I don't think we'll be needing that anymore. Jeremy did say that we should probably sell it if yeah. Hang on now, it looks like we have some ski gear that is basically brand new. Yeah, let's never get used again anyway. Well, that's rented, so that's it. Might get used. Jeremy wanted to go this week with Julia, but. Yeah, and I bet the two of them will have a lovely time together. Yeah, yeah. When I will be at home inside? You know, I gave up texting my my good friend for Lent, not because I want, not because I really wanted to, but because he wanted me to. He wanted to give up text he.

16:19 Did you get the hand? Yeah, he presented the idea to me and I said OK. And part of the reason is he does this every year. Normally he gives up and he loves coffee, but for some reason he deprives himself of coffee from Ash Wednesday until Easter Sunday. I I don't. Know where 40 days to ask? Is that still on? But yeah, it's it's 40. Days it's still on. Is the 40 days Good Friday or is the 40 days Easter Sunday? Whatever. I don't know anyway. It's Good Friday. I think it. May be Good Friday anyway, that's what he does. So this year he, he said, you realize, and he, he had counted up all the texts that that we had sent between the end of the beginning of the year and whatever that was the beginning of February.

17:11 And he goes, you know, how many times have you texted one another? And it was a lot. It was a lot. He counted them, Yeah, Because he had time. Because he wasn't texting you at that time. I I don't know. So he. Could go through and count. Everybody to count that stuff. I don't really care about it any of that, but. He had to process the the fact that your best texting friend had the time to count up how often you text. I know and then to just maybe we don't do that anymore. Well. Just for only for Lent now I'm, I'm like I, I don't really participate in this little exercise at this stage of my life. I don't like to deprive myself of anything. Because right? I you don't know how long you have left, you know what you asked for for your birthday is another birthday.

17:57 That's that's how it works when you get to a certain. Date gave. It's not like sure. Anyway, so he suggests this and that way he, he said, he said to me, I can give up. I, I can have coffee, but I've given up something that clearly I have a penchant for doing. I am depriving myself of texting you. And he also reasoned that football season was over. We, we tend to text a lot about a sporting event that's happening. Like we'll, we'll text a lot during the Super Bowl or during a playoff. So there were a lot of exchanges that were happening during a sporting event. So he reasoned that now that the Super Bowl was over, the Leafs suck.

18:39 The Olympics are over, although how fitting was it that Venezuela beat the United States in the baseball great. I thought that was great. Hey, Jeremy saw that. He's like, oh, Venezuela, good for them. Do you think they didn't know what he was talking about? Do you think maybe? They were motivated for me maybe anyway. So he suggested this and that way he can drink coffee and I'm I'm like, OK, sure. So I say it to you guys. You think it's danger? Like I'm like, I'm going to give up texting my best text friend for 40 days and he's. Your best friend, Dave, Like yes, you just say my best friend. And well, he's also my best text friend because I text him apparently a lot. So.

19:23 But you're both you both thought it was? Yeah, you don't. Text us like barely even reply. Not at all, no. You'd think with all your extra time right now, with your extra texting time, you can reply to some messages I send you. I'm. Lately looking like an A+ text reply person compared to Dave. Well, that one. Actually is replying I mean I'll be a day later but he does reply what happened like you. No, because I I. Think you gave up all texting actually. That's what I fix happened. So essentially, I stopped. I stopped texting him when I left on my southern vacation because I was out of the country and I'm on Wi-Fi and because I have a an Apple phone.

20:05 And he doesn't. There's no way I can text him when because I'm just using Wi-Fi, so I can't text him right the. Limited capabilities of that. Limited capabilities. I can't text him anyway. So I started this exercise early. So by the time I came back and we got together, I got together with my friend. It had been probably 2 1/2, maybe 3. I don't know. When we got together, we. Probably had so much to tell one another. Yeah, well, we did talk a little bit and and he said he was struggling with it and I said, Gee, that's funny, 'cause I'm really not. Like I'm just, I'm good. I'm absolutely good, that's what. You wanted to hear like AD?

20:47 Minus like an F friend I'm. Yeah. AD minus friend. I'm feeling pretty good about this. Yeah, like I don't care about texting you. I mean, that's the easiest thing to cut out of my life. Right back. Yeah, I notice. I'm finding it. I'm finding it easier. Yeah. I'm finding it easier to ignore every text and message I get from other people. You know it for my wife, clearly. Except for my wife, right? Because you know that there's consequences for that. Questions for that? But yeah, I do. I seem to be in a hole and I find it quite refreshing. To. Be I'm not I'm not constantly looking at my phone for a text from someone because I'm not getting those. Well, you are actually, but from. You nobody, you're not replying.

21:34 No, it's just like texting into the void. I have my phone on silent. I don't even know that anything comes through. Uh huh. I know that. It's really great. You actually didn't even need to talk about this today, because I knew all of that already. Well, I just thought it anyways. It's just confirmed now. Long story short, we are also. We have a text chain between all of us wives. The four of us have a a text chain. Are you allowed to? Text in that. Well, no, no, because there's a couple of text chains. Like there's one where it's just me and Jana and his wife. OK, so that one I can text 'cause that's not going to him.

22:18 But then there's a group. There is the four text chain. And the other day the wives exchanged a text or two and then he sent 1. And I said right away my phone went off and I said to my wife, can you please inform him that he just texted me? He's ruined it. Yeah, did. So you'll start over. I don't know how he feels, right? Now because you can't text him back. Nope, but. He's already ruined it. Do you think it's all just? Done. He says he was duped in his text. I believe he said he was duped because he didn't realize it was the text chain or something. He didn't know you were there because you'd never reply. Right, because that can't blame him. That's what he wanted.

23:09 That's what he required. And. Maybe he has a group chat with just the two women too. He could and that's what he thought it was. Because Mia. It doesn't matter. This group chat clearly has the off combination of the three others in every different form. It could. It could, I don't know. If I'm not included in that group chat, how would I know? I wouldn't. I guess so. You wouldn't know, right? If I, I wouldn't. I wouldn't know if you are well, not. Now you wouldn't know I. Think it's rude actually that you have a group chat with the two women and he's not in it? Well, maybe he was safe without me, but I that's right anyway. And it turns out as when I finally saw him, you know, in person after the whole thing had started, because I was away when Lent started and everything else. Turns out he gave up coffee again. I'm like, what for?

24:04 He's doing two things well. Or did he start the coffee after he realized he texted you and that he did the? Coffee like he always does because he's he basically said I feel I should deprive myself of something. So I thought that's. Very, very admirable. But God, I couldn't do coffee. Apparently I'm not worth depriving. I'm not as. Valuable as giving off coffee. He knows he's going to see you anyways, and I guess, and oddly, you're the one that stuck to it. You don't even really care. I'm still good, yeah. He's out well beyond Easter. He's going to hell. He's going to hell. This is due to underwhelming Demand, The podcast that's still spring cleaning.

25:00 And so here are a few the podcast that's jokes that didn't make the cut this winter. Like I I wrote them, I put them down and then I went. So I thought I would clean them out. So here you go. Some these are not really worth it. OK, they did not make the cut, but you're getting them anyway because why not? The podcast that's like this winter, lots of flakes, 0 warmth. Yeah. So I didn't mind that one. I just really, you know, nobody's laughing. See that? One, yeah. The podcast It's colder than a mother in Law's Kiss, They Kiss.

25:43 Yeah, I don't kiss mine. Hugs are good hug. We hug and she's not cold. She's quite warm. Not bad the podcast that's willing to take a hit out on a certain white rodent if spring doesn't come early. Turns out I think that rodent died actually. Turns out we didn't have to. Someone else looked after that. For us. Yeah, he just. Well, you know he cast a long shadow. He did. May spring always come Worley for you, Willy. Yeah, May spring. Hopefully he had someone job shadowing. Yeah, well. Well, I. Don't know albino ones are a little rarer than yeah, the regular and one where the podcast that's like the Family Day holiday. Not everyone gets it.

26:30 I really honestly wanted to use that again because it never gets old, but. I don't, I don't know what I get it she. Still doesn't she still doesn't get it. That's one. You always include those. I guess shit, I get the joke. No, you don't. Yes, I. Do you didn't originally. Took me a minute. No, I I think it just went right by anyway. It doesn't. Why do we'd still do this with you? Clean them all up, everything's clean. Yeah, well, you know, not everyone sleeps strictly in their beds. Oh, did we talk talk about that? OK, very. Good, that's very good for him. Thank you.

27:12 Some of them like to get up and wander the house, apparently. Oh, you have. And I think that might be happening here. Well, we have that at our house all the time. All the time. All the time. Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? Well, just last night I had Harley. I'm on the couch. It's like, I don't know, maybe 10 something. 11 at the most, watching sports, but probably also sleep myself. But you know, I'm lying down, not on my feet. Right. And Harley's had been in bed for a few hours and she comes downstairs and comes to give me a hug. And I thought, OK, that's nice, what's wrong? Are you OK? Did you have a bad dream? Shakes her head no.

27:52 There's no words. Just shaking her head no. OK. Do you want to talk about it? Shakes her head no. OK. So she just lies down beside me and she's hugging me. And I thought, that's lovely because, you know, she's almost 13 and that's about to never happen again until she's 25. Don't get used to that. Yeah, so let that happen for a few minutes and then I'm saying OK, well then OK, we better get back to bed and have a good sleep. Nods her head yes and goes upstairs. This morning, get up and asked what? What was that about last night? Was it a bad dream or something? What happened? She says what? What happened? You came downstairs and did all that? No, I didn't.

28:33 I have no memory of that. What are you talking about? No, I didn't. That happens to to Julia all the time, All the time. And it has since, well, forever. Like since she could get out of bed and walk herself, she's done this and and sometimes she doesn't get out of bed and she's just crying in her bed. And so we go up and we're like, what's wrong? Did you have a bedroom? And her eyes are open, right. But she's not really, she's saying things that are just nonsensical. If she talks and she'll say, I just mommy, I, I, and then she'll kind of pat a spot or she's just kind of trying to tell me something, but it's not coming out.

29:16 And then I know obviously she's not awake and I'm like, OK, you're all right. And calm her down and tuck her back in. And or she gets out of bed and she has no memory of getting out of bed and she just kind of stumbles downstairs and looks at us. And then we go, hi, Joel, you OK? And she just kind of looks at us and there's nowhere that I'm like, OK, let's go back to bed. And I just put her back to bed and tuck her in and. Then she why don't you just let her wander a bit and see what happens? Because she she'll just come in and just sit down and, and just sit there like do do nothing like she has done that. Before and she. Kind of sits there like.

29:56 I'm here. But she doesn't say anything and she can't, she can't really express anything because she's sleeping. And, and anyway, it always happens when she's overtired. So if she's stayed up late or she hasn't gotten enough sleep for whatever reason, that's when it'll happen. And it, it will be around like 10:30 at night ish. And like right before we go to bed. And that's, yeah, it happens a lot. How do you know she's not getting up and doing it while you are in bed? You wouldn't know. Usually she comes to find us, like sometimes I think in the night she's come in but I don't. But we're kind of sleeping so we don't. We're sleeping, so we don't know if she's sleeping or not. Or she just comes in and comes in the stands beside us and then we're like, you OK, And then she's like, uh huh.

30:43 And then and we're like, OK, back to bed. Like if there's no problem, then if she doesn't tell us that there's an issue, then we're like, OK, she's sleeping and we take her back to bed. That's crap. Happens a lot. Like I was paranoid about this one time 'cause I thought, Oh no, like, I hope I don't want her to go, you know, put her shoes on and go outside or something like that. Right. Yeah, that's true. I don't like Julia's never done that. She she always comes to find us. That's what she's doing. I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid. How do you know that? 'Cause my mom would tell me, my parents told me. What did you do? One time we were in England, actually, and we were building at somebody's house and we were all sleeping in the same room. And I got up to, I got up and I was trying to open the door. My mom said, Rachel, you got to turn it the other way. And I was like, mom.

31:32 And then I went back to bed. I was like, she's like, I thought you had to go to the bathroom. And I said, no, you did. And then I went back to bed. And then another time I went into their room at home and I went into their bathroom. I turned the light on and my dad said, Rach, what are you doing? And I said, Dad, you scared me. And then I just walked and went back to bed and he's like, you scared me. Like what the hell? Well, I think you're half awake when you do that. I really do. You just have no memory of it when you do it. Well, even though they may appear awake, have their eyes open and navigate familiar spaces, sleepwalkers are in a state of deep sleep where the brain is partially awake, allowing for movement but not conscious processing of information, often resulting in no memory of the event. There you go.

32:19 Yeah, they like Julia doesn't remember. You're like almost like you're trapped and your body's acting something out but you don't really know what. See, that's different from what I go through when I talk 'cause I do recall, 'cause I wake myself up. We definitely hear Emily quite often from her bed talking in her sleep, but she's still in bed and with like be is like lying down with her eyes ducks. I've done it talking out loud and and then like got up and thought, I've definitely had the moment where you think your dream is so real right when you're awake. You thought it really happened. And I tried to like shove Ashley out of the bed and run out of the room because there was spiders coming down from the ceiling onto our bed. And I screamed spiders at her and shot up and I was hiding across the room.

33:07 And I remember that 'cause I was awake. No, a couple years ago I was awake but because I thought it was happening. Right. OK. And what'd she do? Never let me hear the end of it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't worry about Harley. She's fine. It's fine. It's all fine. It's normal. I mean, I think it's the first instant, so we'll have to keep keep a handle on. Yeah, I I'd let her keep going because I think to me, I'm curious to see how this ends. Like in your case, she always just sits down, Rachel, and and just stays there or falls back asleep. Yeah, that's all you want for him. But I'd keep an eye on her.

33:49 You want to make sure she's not heading out the door? Yes. Maybe put some like cans in front of the door so it like jingles or she opens it she wakes you up. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast with Dave, Rachel and Foreman brought to you this time around by Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services. Need anything done? Get a hold of them and if you or someone you know would like to sponsor the Spine Podcast, you can go to our website underwhelming.ca. Everything you need to know is there. You can e-mail us dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com. There's merchandise.

34:41 We have merchandise for sale. You can leave voice messages. You get a hold of us through the website any so. You can review us which is nice. We we like the reviews. Buy us a coffee. And you can watch us on YouTube, by the way, if you want to. If you do, please subscribe. That's Andy. Please subscribe. And do we have any messages? Yeah, we actually have a comment on YouTube. Oh great, what do we got? Yeah, Angie, about Ashley's being a grocery guide. Oh yeah, at the grocery store. Yeah, Angie says. Maybe the man of the grocery store was there because he just lost his wife or significant other who has always done the shopping and he was literally lost in navigating a new world. Well, that or he was just a creeper.

35:23 Well, thanks Angie, for one or the other one or. The other. Thanks, Angie, for making that clear for us. That's very good. Thank you. Yeah. We appreciate that. When we're talking about Dave's unwanted houseguest. Oh yeah, the raccoon still, still staying away. So far so good. So far so. Good. I'm going to need somebody like Keenan and Keenan to fix my soffit once, you know, the weather gets a bit better, but yes. Yes, they could do that. Yeah, Jody might need a help inside and outside of her house, saying last year we had a raccoon using our dog door at 1:00 AM. Oh my God. Major commotion in the House that night.

36:04 Do you think? That would freak me right out do. You think running around inside? No, that I couldn't. I could not deal with that. No, nobody needs, Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, they're not fun. No. Raccoons are. No. They're, they're screamy. They're they, they can scream, you know? Not only that, they hiss. Well, yeah, yeah, that's. Just someone need a hug. Rachel, when you put up the pictures of the baby, pictures of us. On the trend. Yeah, Tracy, I believe, correctly guessed that the smart dresser is Dave, the animal lover is Rachel, Rachel and the baseball fan is Foreman. Yes, I love the picture of Foreman. There was just something.

36:52 Everyone loves your cheeks, Foreman. There, Foreman. Looked absolutely miserable in that picture and I loved it. I just loved it, yeah. In the little baby bouncer with an expo's hat on and my giant, giant cheeks. Yeah, muscular, right? That's, as Scotty would say, muscular cheeks. Yes. Yeah, Melody said. OMG, baby Foreman, Hillary said. I totally knew you'd be a ginger and adorable Rachel. Oh, thank you. There you go. Yeah, I was. I was. AI had strawberry blonde hair. It looks quite red in that photo, but yes. Yeah, Angie, I had no idea you were a redhead, John Gunn wrote Buffy from Family Affair. Ask Dave if you don't know.

37:35 I don't know what that I. Don't know what that means. That's that's a really, that's a dated reference. Yeah. There was a television show when I was a kid called, I think it was. There were yeah. With it. I that's yeah, yeah. There are a couple of kids on it or something. Yeah. Twins or something, but OK, yeah. With red hair. Maybe I I think we were watching it in black and white. I don't know. I can't remember. I don't. I have no idea. I posted something because we talked about having an inner monologue. Yeah, last episode, I think it was. Do you have an inner monologue? Foreman? And I do. It's just like kind of running thoughts. Maybe you narrate your day a little bit. I don't know. Maybe it's your. Sometimes I looked into it more.

38:17 Sometimes it can be your voice. Sometimes it could be like a different voice maybe that you hear in your head. I don't have that telling you or narrating or okay, now this and now I'm going to do. I don't know, but 30 to 50% of people don't have that, which I find fascinating because in my head that's that's what's normal, right? So when you don't have that, I'm like, what? What goes on in your head? Anyway, I posted, do you have an inner monologue? And Chris says not just an inner monologue, but a whole soundtrack playing all day long. For instance, walking down a long hall, the Darth Vader theme, long drive, Kansas's carry carry on my wayward son, my. God, that would.

38:59 Be crazy, he's doing stuff and having like singing songs related to whatever he's doing. Good inner score inner. Score. Yeah, it's like a movie score. Wow. Dave Powery says yes, all the time, so he's got one, too. Christine says always, She always has one. And Debbie says, Yep, all the time. She says I also argue with other people in my head. Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah. What I was arguing with. Well, you just like rehearse potential future arguments, I think. Yeah. Or. Like here's what I should have said. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Here's what I should have said in that argument that I had six years ago. Yeah, this would have really shown them, Yeah. I should have done this or whatever I think, Casey. Said though, she's she's floored that the percentage is so, so low.

39:47 She thought everyone had an inner monologue, just like we did. So did I. Well, when you it's your head, it's normal to you. So it's surprising when other people don't think that way, right? We also had on Spotify a comment about chickens and we got into all thing about how many eggs and chicken lays in a day. How many eggs do chickens lay per day? We're in a bar argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay. Leads to gunfire. Naturally. That's an actual headline. OK, I'm I'm not surprised by that, but I would like to know the answer. How many eggs can a chicken lay? Is there a limit? Yeah, Ray says. As a farmer Rachel with chickens I can let you know chickens only lay 1 egg per day on average. OK.

40:32 So that can settle the Florida headlines. Right. Any more than that is unusual or you know. Or you're lucky, I guess. A chicken that's trying too hard. Trying to It's a try hard chicken. You know, and the rest of the chicken and the rest of the chickens are like, uh huh, They're rolling there. Ohh, good, there's the third. Carol again, Two eggs a day. Well. She's gonna pay for that later.