Blame The Kids - Powered by Keenan & Keenan and CCHA! (Ep. 149)

0:00 Did you enjoy the Super Bowl guys? I have my bad money shirt on. Isn't that Bruno Mars? You have a bad. Benito Bowl. It looks like Bruno Mars. Where? Did you get that from? Not Bruno Mars. I'm pretty sure that's Bruno Mars so bad, buddy. You hated that he played the Super Bowl years ago and now you have a Bruno Mars shirt. I didn't really know anything about it, Bruno. Mars, that was, had the best Super Bowl, Yeah. My wife has these things somewhere, she said. Do you want a Bad Bunny shirt for the Super Bowl? Is that sure? And it showed up yesterday. This is due to underwhelming demand. We're Dave Rachel of Foreman.

0:43 Hello. Hello, hello. This is a podcast that gives you a Valentine poem. Oh. That's nice. I know roses are red. Violets get old. Come cuddle with me because damn it, it's cold fast. You can have, you can have that if you want. You can you. Know we'll use that. We'd like to use that. It's very romantic. On Jeremy, yeah, sure. Very, very. It's cold. Yeah, this this podcast, by the way, is brought to you by I Can't Believe This. We have sponsored by the Canadian Heart Alliance. The Canadian Congenital Heart Alliance. Canadian congenital heart. Heart Alliance.

1:25 And Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services are back. Yes, that's right. We're so happy to have both of them. But on the podcast today, I got some headlines for you. Not just any headlines. I have the wonderful Wide world of headlines. Wow. Wide world of headlines, OK. Great. Yeah. Foreman's in a great deal of pain. I I need to, I need to know more. You'll enjoy that. And Rachel? Ohh, I've got an update on all my sports. Did you go skiing? Yes. What happened with the skiing that was supposed to happen? Well. You didn't, and I knew I should have just said I know you didn't. Knew she wouldn't go skiing. Oh man, didn't go skiing.

2:06 Of course, we all knew. Didn't you go skiing? We OK the we had it booked for like mid like end of January, yes, but it was so cold. And it was the day that we were getting that big wallop of snow on a Sunday. It was so cold. It was going to be so windy and miserable. And I was like, I really think we should move this because I don't want to take the kids. And then it's miserable and they're whining and the first experience skiing is awful. They'll never want to go back. And being outdoors skiing on the snow in the snow would just be awful. Yeah, well, you know, you realize that that's a. Blizzard. You you realize, Rachel, that snowing and cold are ideal skiing conditions, yes? Yes, but this was like very cold. And you got all the gear, you got the goggles, you got the what is the valley lava everywhere to protect? You warm?

3:03 Yeah, that's the whole point. And then once you start skiing, you warm right up because you're exercising. Yes, I know, I know that. But I didn't. I really didn't want the kids to be. I knew what was gonna happen. You take the kids out, it's miserable. Oh sure, blame the kids. Here's the back story, OK? It's what? It's because they didn't want to. Yeah, did. They say they didn't. They don't know. No, they don't know any better, right? But I know better. And I know that they're gonna whine if we go and the and it's miserable, and then they'll never wanna go back and you're there for four hours and it's not cheap and I wanna make sure we get the full value. You know, you could take breaks, you could take breaks and have a hot chocolate and have some fun in the in the chalet. You're going to go.

3:48 I feel like you'll spend pretty much 3 1/2 to 3 1/4 hours in the chalet anyway, Rachel. Well, you never know, but we have so. We do. Paid for my like, my lessons and 'cause it was my Christmas gift, right? And that is only good this season. Yeah. So we have to go or it's a waste of money. Season ends in like a month, yeah. Pretty sure so well, there's like March break, it'll go a little past March break. When everybody else is there. You don't know, right? You don't. We're planning to go at the end of this month. You're very concerned about children whining, but I don't hear a child whining. But I do hear whining.

4:30 No, I'm not whining a little bit and just saying. Well, you you get. We tend to go go to places when the weather is awful. Like we went to Disney World in May. Ohh, that, if you might recall, which was so brutally hot, it was like, not ideal, right? And then we ended up going to a Blue Jays game when it was like, so stifling hot that we couldn't stay. Like we all left in the sixth inning because we couldn't stay. And that that was a waste of money, too. So then our kids at that point of the Blue Jays game said why do we always go to places when it's way too hot? Why do we pick the worst day? And we went to Canada's Wonderland and it was so hot that day.

5:15 Like it was way too hot to be out waiting in line. You need to. Start going places when it's cold. Very cold, yeah. So you can ski OK. Yeah. Really dodge the You're dodging the issue here. So like, if you're going to Canada's Wonderland, you're going in the summertime. Well, yeah, but I think now I'd go in the spring or maybe the fall. Like, I don't think I'm gonna go in August again, you know what I mean? Like I'm never gonna go to Florida. Well, OK. You're never gonna. Go for a long time, right? Now you're never going to. I'm not gonna go to Florida again in May like that was a bad idea. You know you're never going skiing. You're not. I'm going skiing. No, you're not well. Tell us when. Yeah. The end of February end of this the. End of February.

5:57 Like, yeah, we're gonna book that. Yeah, Dave and I need a date to hang out in the lodge. Yeah, because I'm going. You're not invited. It's a new lodge. You never came to my hockey which I also have an update on that too. Yeah, what haven't been? No, and I'm quitting. What? I'm quitting, no. You haven't been, and you're quitting. I've only gone one time this year and I quite frankly, I just don't enjoy it. I don't like it. It's not fun. I dread it. We knew and. Then I'm like, you know what? I'm a grown ass woman and I can decide that I don't want to do this. We knew. All that, but we we thought at least our peer pressure was still forcing you into it. But no.

6:39 For a while, but I did one this year and now I'm done one and done. That's. It I'm not going again. It's too much. It's an hour and a half. It's at 9:00 PM. No thanks too. Cold. It's no, it's not cold once you're out there. That one's actually the opposite. You're definitely not going skiing. So I'm going to try skiing and that would be my next athletic venture. Since it's the only athletic thing you have gone on the go at the moment, we really do need a date. Yeah. OK, well, it'll be probably the last two weekends of February at some point. Because Dave, soon, soon, Dave, we have a message, a comment on Spotify from Sydney that said her kids started lessons there a few weeks ago.

7:22 And the new part of the lodge. It has a fantastic view of the Bunny hill. Oh, perfect. Which is where I will live. That's where I if. You go, which you won't. I'm going to go. We've already paid for it. We have. To go, it doesn't seem to matter. You paid for the whole. Never seem rocky too, Yeah? You paid for Rocky too. Come on. This is due to Underwhelming Demand, the podcast that gives you a Valentine poem. You know, because it's almost Valentine's Day. Oh, another.

8:06 Yeah, how many? Poems did you write for us? Dave so. Romantic. Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large fine, I guess I'll share it with you. What if I want wings? OK, that's funny. I like that one. I'll write another one for the wings. What if I want wings? Anyway, this is a podcast, this Valentine's edition of the podcast, and you could be listening to this when it's stinking hot, I don't know. But it is the Valentine's edition, and it's brought to you by the Canadian Congenital Heart Alliance, better known as CCHA. Yeah, this is a nonprofit, and congenital heart disease is the number one birth defect, which I didn't know. There is no known cause.

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10:23 Nice. Roses are red, daffodils are yellow. Like marijuana. You make me feel mellow. Yeah, that nice and warm inside. That's very heartfelt. Sure. Yeah, that's so. Nice, and I have the munchies. I'm definitely feeling it from all the snow, particularly from shoveling all the snow. Oh. No, Yeah. What do you mean you're feeling it? Yeah, like I can barely move my body right now. What? My whole upper body. There's a striking pain that goes from the back of my head down to between my shoulders.

11:03 I can't. Like, I can barely do anything. Trying to put on a shirt is difficult. Yeah, trying to get up from lying down is almost impossible. What are you like? 40 years old? Yeah, come on. Apparently, yes, I will. Still blower. I don't know what it's like to have pain every day. Every day this is only thing hurts. This is only been 2 days. Well, shoveling is very like, it's not. You can get really hurt shoveling, you know, And they say it's like right now I think it's a big cause of heart attacks and things like that because. No, you have to be, you have to be very aware of what you're doing and and also extremely cold temperatures are, you know, it makes your body work in, in different ways to keep you warm and everything else. So that doesn't impact your, you know, your heart and what you're doing out there.

11:54 So you have to be aware of that. Yeah, I mean, and I'll take this over a heart attack, that's for sure. But. You're in, you're in the you're in the South, you're in Saint. You're not getting all the snow. I get up in the here N like it snows every day. It snows at least twice a. Day, I know it's. Been every day. There's some build up on my driveway now that I'm not. I'm not doing. I'm not not OK. Yeah, I. Think at some point Jeremy was like, what if we just drive over it a lot? Doesn't have to be completely clear. Yeah, it doesn't. Jeremy's like, I think we should just keep driving over it. I don't like early. This morning, 'cause I hate it. I we talked about this in the last episode. Yeah, I hate when the the tire marks.

12:36 So I was up early this morning before any vehicle went out and I shoveled again. There wasn't much, but I just you might get it out of the way. He gets every speck of when. I hate doing it but. That driveway. I need it off, I don't want it there and it's such a useless thing to do because it's just frozen. Because who cares? It's still, you know, like it's just nothing. Yeah, but you have to do it. But I don't understand how that's hurting you. Is it the? Is it the? Pile up at the bottom of the snow, Yeah, but. It might be the pile I'm not. So cold out, Rachel. The snow doesn't weigh very much. The pack that the plow puts at the end of the driveway hasn't been as bad because it hasn't been as heavy as when it's wet and then it turns into solid ice and all that.

13:20 It hasn't been wet and heavy. So. I don't know and I know last week I was saying how funny it was that the guy with the tiny little electric snow blower was out there way longer than me and I went Doo Doo Doo shove it all, piece of cake. Didn't feel anything until the next day and now the day after. OK, All right. Yeah. Well, how big is are they when they pile up the snow in your driveway, Is it a big pile? Because I know you've complained about this before. It's been out east. It was way worse because we had a side street across from us. Like I don't know, what do you call it? Perpendicular or Yeah, yeah, across. So the plow would come out of that St., come around the corner, and all the stuff from their St. not even the street I live on, would end up in the end of our driveway. Yeah, now we don't have that.

14:09 It's really not that bad. Well, and you know, I recall somebody when we were doing the radio show together and you were whining about all the snow in the bottom of your driveway. Somebody said, well, you got to know which way does the plow come from? And then you, that's what I do with mine when the plow comes to do my driveway because I go the extra mile. So I go right out onto the road and I shovel 'cause I know which way it's gonna come. It usually comes east to West. So they're gonna come by this way. Whatever anyway, doesn't matter. So I make sure there's I clear out the snow on the east side of my driveway so that when they plow by, nothing goes in my. I do it out off on both sides and onto the road just to be sure. Yeah, and you're still getting it? Yeah, you're not getting it again. It's not as bad as it has been, or it could be, but I don't know why it's hurt so much.

15:01 Maybe it's that wonky shovel I was talking about it. Could be that you? Need a new shovel? You. May need to break down and get a shovel. It could be that you're 4. Maybe you should buy a snow thrower. Snow Thrower. Yeah, that's probably what your neighbor has, which is why it took forever. No, that seemed like an absolute nightmare. Like you're. Going to do it. Because snow blower is bigger. Snow thrower is kind of like a very small snow blower. Go bigger, go home, get a blower you don't want. You don't want to be that guy. Yeah, I need one of the big honkin snow blowers. That fun fact, Once Upon a time, my dad I dropped down the stairs on top of my mom. Oh no, that's not a fun day. She's fine. That's not a fun.

15:45 Hurt after that more than I do now. She. Got right back up on the horse. Literally yes. This is due to underwhelming demand. This is our Valentine's episode. And with that in mind, this is the podcast that gives you a Valentine poem. Lovely, yeah. These are free. You can. Have. I have been busy. Roses are red and always worth seeing. Pretty sure Rachel is never going to stop.

16:29 Don't you just make that one up? I read on the spot like. Oh my God. You don't like that? Hey. Fuck you. Hey, take it. Hey, hey, take it if you're playing the game. I will. Yeah. All right, there we go. Game. Game all right, and this fine podcast is brought to you by Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services. They're back. They're back. Yes. Welcome back, Jen and Johnny Keenan. They're a couple and they have a handyman business which is booming, apparently. Yes, Yes. But they'll do all kinds of stuff for you. Level your stairs out. They could do painting, they could hang light fixtures if you're not wanting to or you can't do it yourself. Can.

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20:06 Allergy like in the spring, Dave's eyes are like red and puffy for about 6 weeks 4 days. I don't know. I mean, there's never a bad time for Benadryl, No, They're operating every machinery. That's right. You need a good sleep, a beer, and a Benadryl. Yeah, otherwise. Yeah, please. You're fantastic. All right, It's time for it's time. It's time for headlines. OK, awesome. Not just there's any headlines to this edition is the wonderful wide world of headlines around the globe. We go going beyond Guelph. That's right. And Florida. We may get to Guelph, OK, But we are going. We're going around the world with the headlines today.

20:47 Ready. Are you ready? These are. I don't make these up, by the way. These are actual headlines. I don't know. I don't make them up. I don't have to. Here we go. Are you dead? App designed for people living alone surges to number one in China. What the Are you dead app? That's an actual headline. For people living alone. Check on people but you still alive? OK, great. Oh, I thought it. Was just about yourself I'm like how they. Have an app for that? Yes, they have an app for that. That's. Web MD Rachel. App. Are you dead? FMD Dr. Google. Yeah, yeah, OK. Patagonia sues drag queen Patagonia over trademark. Oh.

21:30 Boo. Headlines. I don't know why would that made me laugh? There's a drag queen called Patagonia. Let her live. That's funny. It's. Hysterically funny. They should partner. With her, not Stuart Patagonia. What's up with? You what's? Up with. You Patagonia? Yeah, OK. Winterfest in Green Bay cancelled due to cold weather. Just like my skiing. Just like you're skiing very much, yeah. Cancelled. They cancelled a whole festival. Real headlines. And that's why we're making fun of it. See the connection. See the connection there? Hey, have a drink.

22:12 A Minnesota woman arrested with bag full of drugs labeled. Definitely not a bag full of drugs that. Keeps happening. That's an action headline. I don't let that happen. Like there's a once a year somebody does that. You know what? I'm really going to trick these guys. Yeah, I. Got it. They won't even look. Wonderful wide world of headlines, President Trump tells roomful of German speakers in Switzerland. That quote without us Right now, you'd all be speaking German. Headlines. Yeah, actually said that. Yeah, Yeah, yeah. That's. Wow. Yeah, he actually said that. I'm not making that up. This won't make him happy either.

22:53 A small geyser of poop water is flooding into Washingtons Potomac River. Oh my, yeah. Real headlines. What's a small geyser? Yeah, what's considered small? Any size geyser? Well, no other soup. This is a small geyser. Then there's a geyser, and then there's a large guy. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Medium. Large you know how it works. Sure. OK, that's fine. Closer to home, around the world. Guelph Woman. Here we are. This foreman likes to send me the Guelph one. But then I forget about them so it's new to me again. Guelph woman allegedly slapped by a stranger for not having a lighter. Yeah.

23:36 I'm going to have a dark. That's an actual. Headline very important. I'm going to have him a dirt. I don't have. A lighter smokes. Hey. Lighter, lighter come. On Sardia, police graciously accept suspect's request to come get him. Well, executing a warrant? That's just funny. Headlines. Yeah, come get me. Yeah. OK. We will work all right. We will do that. What's in the bag? Definitely not drugs. Cars crash into London buildings 5 * a month on average. New numbers show what? That's interesting. London are.

24:17 Particularly funny, but it's odd. In our city, real. Headlines 5 * a month five Times Now hear. About it five times a month. Like it's happening. Rachel did, yes, I think there was. There was three times in a week at one point. What? Yes. That shocks me. I that cannot be true. It's a lot of snow. There's a lot of snow. OK, it's a lot of snow. Car towed from water after driver follows GPS directions into a Toronto boat launch. Oh. That's an actual headline. That's happened a lot. Like you can see what's ahead of you on the road, right? Right. Maybe don't go down the ramp. Maybe don't follow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:58 Still a wonderful wide world of headlines. Still in Toronto, Toronto sex store receives letters from the US Department of War asking them to stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain. Headlines. What? They don't have an answer to that. There's a lot, there's a lot of moving. There's a lot to process there, so the essentially. Toronto. Stop sending butt plugs is. Sending butt plugs to Bahrain. And the Department of War in the US does not look. Has a problem with that? Yeah, What do they? I recall looking at because I believe it's American soldiers stationed in Bahrain. OK. Ordering items and that country doesn't allow them.

25:39 OK, so. Oh, I see. There's some. Way to don't give me I it was funny in the other way now it's. Sold. Now it's. Ceasing to be funny, I'm. Just I need to know why that's the. Thing you don't need to know. Stop it. OK? These are just headlines. Leave them alone. A Canadian driver caught speeding in a car that police say was, quote, held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. Real headlines. There's a lot of that in the country, I feel like. OK, well, you didn't specify. Is that Woodstock? I believe it was in BC but it kind of good. Not good. Not Guelph. Not Woodstock. Duct tape and which one? Thing now, finally, on the wide world of headlines, off to Florida.

26:22 Yay. Florida Florida teen arrested after allegedly assaulting mom with a pork chop That's not night. That's an actual headline. A pork chop. But if we have these, one more nightmare. Pork. Is cheap right now foods I just can't, yeah. I just I cannot get anyone in this family to eat pork chop. Really. We bought, we have plenty. They're in the freezer, they're ready to go because they're cheap right now and nobody wants. I like them, but Jeremy can have like it's considered a red meat. So we anyway we. Don't have them. Florida Man stole wine and steak by shoving it down his pants.

27:03 Naturally. Headlines. Where else are you going to put? Yeah, I mean, I guess he doesn't have a purse. Good point. So. That's was a very barrier. Yeah, good point. Florida man Corvette driver. Florida man Corvette driver. That's a handle. Does Donuts in church parking lot to impress. Date ends with the rest. Yeah, yeah. Real headlines I didn't. Even heard that one before I. Maybe it's happened before? Are women impressed by the Corvettes doing doughnuts? No, I'm not. And then getting arrested for. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Florida. Woman, if somebody took me on a date and did doughnuts in their Corvette, I'd think they were a try hard. Right.

27:50 So you're not going to bail him out? Later OK Florida woman arrested drinking cinnamon whiskey with no pants on. That's an actual headline. That's what it does to you. Wait a minute. Is that like, is that somehow against the law? Yeah. Why is that a good point? I gotta. Cry, but foreman's been there. Foreman knows. That's that's what you plan to happen when you start drinking it. OK, so you OK? You don't begin with your pants. Everyone else's fault for not realizing what was about to happen. What is about to happen? I just really, it's Florida. I don't know how that's against the law. Making a witch pantsless. Florida woman arrested in boxed wine theft.

28:31 Headlines. That's just funny. She needs nothing. Not funny about that. If you're not laughing right now, I can't help. She needs a little more. How many of them were empty? That's just funny. That's just Florida Man naked but for a face mask. Arrested for robbery. See, they knew who he was. Florida man what naked but. He's had a face mask to disguise himself. But naked. Real. Headlines how? Would I know I recognize that ass anywhere? That's enough of you. Well. OK, I know that birth mark. Yeah. Right. Yeah, exactly. Florida Man Florida Man decides it's a good day to go to Hobby Lobby naked.

29:17 Why are they always naked in Florida? That's an actual headline. It's not the sun there, right? It's. Hot. It's the heat. My God, the heat. It's the heat and there's nothing not funny about Hobby Lobby. I just think that's a great I don't know why Hobby Lobby Yeah, Florida deputy handcuffs emu on the run headlines. That's not easy handcuff and. Easy, I hope. Yes, those are very large legs. I don't know, I don't have a picture I guess, but it does paint a picture. The neck, yes. He handcuffed an emu on the run. That would.

29:58 Slow them down if you can get it. On them, it would slow them. Yeah, that would do it. Florida woman arrested for stealing Stanley Cup to store her breast milk. Real headlines. I was. Now, Florida did win the Stanley Cup two years in a row, so the first thing I thought was. Really. And then I realized, no, it's a Stanley. It's just a Stanley. Mug things. Stole somebody's standing. Right. Yeah, not nearly as funny, Not when you investigate. So This is why you don't invest. You had a lot like, that's kind of impressive, actually. Florida Man Charter Rd. Captain finds 24 kilos of cocaine out at sea, Promptly gets busted trying to sell it to a sheriff. He found it at sea.

30:43 Promptly is the word there, yes. That's an actual headline. Tells you everything you need to know a sheriff. A sheriff. He picked the wrong guy. Sure did. Sure did. You're there in the uniform. You're there want. To buy my cocaine. Would you like some cocaine? Spider Man wearing lace lingerie arrested and accused of hiding a gun under his prosthetic breasts. Wow. Headlines. There's a lot there. He was. OK, so he not only was wearing lingerie. I believe you and he was arrested at Walmart. Of course he was. Of course, that's my favorite one of the day. OK, wearing fake breasts.

31:26 Yeah. Yeah, lingerie. Lingerie at Walmart. Hiding a gun Hiding a gun hiding a gun in his fake. Breasts. Yep. Hey, is that is that a gun you're hiding by in your fake breasts? Or are you just happy to see a woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers? Real headlines. Towards. Towards them which? Leads to that's the first thing I thought there had to be some sort of horizontal activity going on here. Yeah. To to defecate towards the police. You know, I'm concerned with how that's, yes, projecting. Yeah. You know. That's just wrong.

32:08 Yeah, yeah. And. Agreed. One more thumbless Florida man fingered in gun theft wore shirt with name on it. He should have been naked. That's an actual headline. Less likely to get you. Fingered, yeah. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast. That's Dave, Rachel, inform and the podcast brought to you by the Canadian Congenital Heart Alliance and Keenan and Keenan Handyman Services.

32:54 Thank you to both for, you know, supporting the podcast and by the way, it is the Valentine edition of the podcast. I have one more poem 1 you do one more, one more. OK, Roses are red, apples are green. Sponsor our podcast. Don't be so mean. Don't be so mean. That's right. You can go to wonderwhelming.ca get all the information you need to sponsor this wonderful, wonderful podcast so that we can keep on doing it. Be like Keenan and Keenan. Yes. What keen? What do you mean? Well, Keenan doesn't quite rhyme, but. Oh, I see. Yeah, I see what you're saying, Keenan and. Keen, by the way, Allen from the Canadian Congenital Heart Alliance is a huge sends fan foreman and he says go, sends, go. OK, he sent a message.

33:43 Absolutely. Good. You and me, Allen. Yep, he loves. He's from Ottawa, so he loves the sends, just like you. So anyway. Go Brady Kachuk. Except in the Olympics, yeah. We don't want that. We don't want that. We have a few emails. Hey guys, he's like my oh, I got my. Bruno Mars, Super Bowl. Super bod. Benito bowl it. Was the Benito Bowl? How about? Fat Bunny. Fat Bunny at the Super Bowl. Bad Bunny and he's always on SNL like they always have. Oh, he's the best. Yeah, he's great on. SNL But I thought that was great, a great halftime show. I I talk about it more, but we're running out of time. Yes. I would say if you're watching the video though, I would.

34:23 Who agrees with me? That Dave shirt is really Bruno Mars, Bruno. Mars, Bruno Mars. But it's. Ohh, it's Bad Bunny. Yeah. It's like Bad Bunny. Shout out to my wife who got me. Bruno Mars has a new. Bunny shirt, I love it. I love it. Don't forget our website hasanew.ca. You can go there, you can get all the information you need. You can send us an e-mail. How do you how do you send us an e-mail? I forget underwhelming dot. CA. Sure. Or that underwhelming.ca or dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com. Oh yeah, I have an e-mail from Bonnie Rideout who is in northern BC. This is our friend in BC and she says foreman. I had my horn freeze last winter. Your car warm?

35:05 Up north is she? Very no, she said. Northern BC. I think she's very. It's quite up there. Yeah, she said. We had a cold snap late January, early February last year. It was around -35 to -40 for a few weeks. Still better than the wet cold down there in southwestern Ontario. Yeah, it's wet cold here. Sure, she says. I use my horn fairly regularly. So does Foreman, Yes, however, not because of bad drivers. I'm typical typically honking at deer and occasionally moose from crossing the road. There are a lot. Elk, even. She actually says they hit an elk recently. Wow, Bonnie.

35:46 That was hit an elk a couple weeks ago. Now we have to deal with provincial insurance, car insurance and very few body shops want to deal with that. Anyway, I hope you get your car fixed, she says. Rachel, I laughed so hard at you telling the kid to get on the bus, and even harder when he actually did. Did you need to get involved? Probably not, but I'm glad you did just for this. Story. There's somebody that said OK. And I don't see anything wrong with it. You weren't mean or forcing him to get on the bus. And his mom would probably thank you. Lol. Yeah yeah. Bonnie also purchased a tuk from our merch store and she says thank you for adding tuks to your merch for me. Because you're right, the person in northern BC would request a tuk.

36:28 It gets cold up here. Yeah. I do well fine, it's 35. Yeah, they're -35 certified. Oh my gosh, alright. Anyways, she has sent a some pictures of her wearing the underwhelming toque out in the wild. Thank you Bonnie, she says. Also, Butt or Bust was my favorite segment ever from Bonnie. Well. You have to bring that back, Dave. You really heard that a few times? It's not funny. It's not. It's not as easy as that. You know, like you. OK, you need you. You need to. Find things that people. Shove up or leave them. Stop shoving things up their ass, they will not going to do. They will. It will never. Nobody will stop. Yeah, okay, no. Not nobody, but. Melissa has some messages about the similar topics as a matter of fact.

37:10 First saying form and I think your horn doesn't work because of overuse. My husband refuses to use the horn on any asshole drivers and it drives me crazy. Yes. She uses it, he does not. I say the same about. Jeremy, I'd like to wrap up that story by the way, that I telling you that the horn was not frozen. Oh, upon further inspection, they merely just had to replace a wire connecting to the horn and it's back in service again. Back on. Lauren. Yeah. Have you used it since? No, and that was my first day with a horn. I had no reason to use it, I was so mad. I thought for. Sure, someone would be in my way.

37:52 I had somebody right after we had recorded that episode, I got that was. So this is a while back. I picked up my daughter. She needed to be picked up. And so we're driving and it's snowing. Of course it's snowing. Yeah. And some dude cut me off. So I think, no, no, I just kept going, honk, honk. Not today, not today. And then Charlotte goes dad. I would have done of just a full long single honk that entire time, but that's just me. Yeah, I just felt there was a need to do something with. Their own right, little extra. Special that I don't normally do. Extra A. Little extra. Something real nice.

38:34 Real nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's not just the emails, it's not just messages to underwhelming.ca, it's not just coffees you buy. You can also leave voice messages, underwhelming.ca. And guess who sent us another? Oh, but it's Scotty. Again, Scotty. Wow, what a treat. I have to admit my laughed when Rachel said it was a bulbous light bulb that someone put up their butt. Bulbous is a funny word to me anyway, but really, that just sounds like a shitty idea. Somebody blocked me, for God's sakes. Part two.

39:21 Never. Never. You know, because light bulbs are a simple use for ideas and shitty because it's in your butt. Yeah. We get it. Thank you. If you're explaining it, Scotty, Scotty, hey, by the way, and I'm showing my Bad Bunny shirt, it does kind of look. Like Bad Bunny? Yes. Bad Bunny, listen, if you can't see it, that means you're listening and we appreciate that. But you can watch us on YouTube. You can watch us on YouTube and in fact we need some more subscribers so that we can start monetizing YouTube. So go to our YouTube channel and please subscribe so that I can we can set that up. Yeah, or you, I mean one other place. One other place you can leave a comment is Spotify. And Megan, by the way, David.

40:07 Yes. I'm not she hasn't. I asked, you know, to for her to give us more information on this. So I don't know yet, but all she wrote was, oh, Dave, guess what one of your favorite listeners does for a living. It's not just drawers and Dicks over here. What does that mean? What does that mean? I we'll find out next week. I don't know what. That's very cryptic. What one of your favorite listener? That's a good Riddle. Megan, what do you do to your? Favorite Listeners does for living. It's not just drawers and Dicks. Drawers full of Dicks. It's almost like another Valentine's poem.

40:48 What could it? Be I know. I hope, she tells us.