Blame The Kids - Powered by Keenan & Keenan and CCHA! (Ep. 149)

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Did you enjoy the Super Bowl
guys?

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I have my bad money shirt on.
Isn't that Bruno Mars?

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You have a bad.
Benito Bowl.

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It looks like Bruno Mars.
Where?

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Did you get that from?
Not Bruno Mars.

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I'm pretty sure that's Bruno
Mars so bad, buddy.

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You hated that he played the
Super Bowl years ago and now you

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have a Bruno Mars shirt.
I didn't really know anything

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about it, Bruno.
Mars, that was, had the best

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Super Bowl, Yeah.
My wife has these things

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somewhere, she said.
Do you want a Bad Bunny shirt

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for the Super Bowl?
Is that sure?

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And it showed up yesterday.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
We're Dave Rachel of Foreman.

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Hello.
Hello, hello.

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This is a podcast that gives you
a Valentine poem.

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Oh.
That's nice.

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I know roses are red.
Violets get old.

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Come cuddle with me because damn
it, it's cold fast.

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You can have, you can have that
if you want.

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You can you.
Know we'll use that.

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We'd like to use that.
It's very romantic.

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On Jeremy, yeah, sure.
Very, very.

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It's cold.
Yeah, this this podcast, by the

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way, is brought to you by I
Can't Believe This.

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We have sponsored by the
Canadian Heart Alliance.

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The Canadian Congenital Heart
Alliance.

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Heart Alliance.

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And Keenan and Keenan Handyman
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Yes, that's right.
We're so happy to have both of

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them.
But on the podcast today, I got

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some headlines for you.
Not just any headlines.

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I have the wonderful Wide world
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Wow.
Wide world of headlines, OK.

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Great.
Yeah.

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Foreman's in a great deal of
pain.

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I I need to, I need to know
more.

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You'll enjoy that.
And Rachel?

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Ohh, I've got an update on all
my sports.

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Did you go skiing?
Yes.

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What happened with the skiing
that was supposed to happen?

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Well.
You didn't, and I knew I should

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have just said I know you
didn't.

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Knew she wouldn't go skiing.
Oh man, didn't go skiing.

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Of course, we all knew.
Didn't you go skiing?

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We OK the we had it booked for
like mid like end of January,

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yes, but it was so cold.
And it was the day that we were

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getting that big wallop of snow
on a Sunday.

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It was so cold.
It was going to be so windy and

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miserable.
And I was like, I really think

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we should move this because I
don't want to take the kids.

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And then it's miserable and
they're whining and the first

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experience skiing is awful.
They'll never want to go back.

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And being outdoors skiing on the
snow in the snow would just be

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awful.
Yeah, well, you know, you

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realize that that's a.
Blizzard.

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You you realize, Rachel, that
snowing and cold are ideal

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skiing conditions, yes?
Yes, but this was like very

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cold.
And you got all the gear, you

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got the goggles, you got the
what is the valley lava

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everywhere to protect?
You warm?

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Yeah, that's the whole point.
And then once you start skiing,

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you warm right up because you're
exercising.

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Yes, I know, I know that.
But I didn't.

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I really didn't want the kids to
be.

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I knew what was gonna happen.
You take the kids out, it's

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miserable.
Oh sure, blame the kids.

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Here's the back story, OK?
It's what?

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It's because they didn't want
to.

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Yeah, did.
They say they didn't.

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They don't know.
No, they don't know any better,

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right?
But I know better.

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And I know that they're gonna
whine if we go and the and it's

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miserable, and then they'll
never wanna go back and you're

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there for four hours and it's
not cheap and I wanna make sure

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we get the full value.
You know, you could take breaks,

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you could take breaks and have a
hot chocolate and have some fun

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in the in the chalet.
You're going to go.

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I feel like you'll spend pretty
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chalet anyway, Rachel.
Well, you never know, but we

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have so.
We do.

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Paid for my like, my lessons and
'cause it was my Christmas gift,

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right?
And that is only good this

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season.
Yeah.

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So we have to go or it's a waste
of money.

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Season ends in like a month,
yeah.

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Pretty sure so well, there's
like March break, it'll go a

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little past March break.
When everybody else is there.

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You don't know, right?
You don't.

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We're planning to go at the end
of this month.

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You're very concerned about
children whining, but I don't

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hear a child whining.
But I do hear whining.

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No, I'm not whining a little bit
and just saying.

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Well, you you get.
We tend to go go to places when

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the weather is awful.
Like we went to Disney World in

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May.
Ohh, that, if you might recall,

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which was so brutally hot, it
was like, not ideal, right?

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And then we ended up going to a
Blue Jays game when it was like,

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so stifling hot that we couldn't
stay.

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Like we all left in the sixth
inning because we couldn't stay.

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And that that was a waste of
money, too.

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So then our kids at that point
of the Blue Jays game said why

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do we always go to places when
it's way too hot?

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Why do we pick the worst day?
And we went to Canada's

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Wonderland and it was so hot
that day.

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Like it was way too hot to be
out waiting in line.

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You need to.
Start going places when it's

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cold.
Very cold, yeah.

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So you can ski OK.
Yeah.

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Really dodge the You're dodging
the issue here.

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So like, if you're going to
Canada's Wonderland, you're

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going in the summertime.
Well, yeah, but I think now I'd

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go in the spring or maybe the
fall.

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Like, I don't think I'm gonna go
in August again, you know what I

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mean?
Like I'm never gonna go to

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Florida.
Well, OK.

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You're never gonna.
Go for a long time, right?

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Now you're never going to.
I'm not gonna go to Florida

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again in May like that was a bad
idea.

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You know you're never going
skiing.

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You're not.
I'm going skiing.

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No, you're not well.
Tell us when.

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Yeah.
The end of February end of this

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the.
End of February.

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Like, yeah, we're gonna book
that.

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Yeah, Dave and I need a date to
hang out in the lodge.

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Yeah, because I'm going.
You're not invited.

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It's a new lodge.
You never came to my hockey

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which I also have an update on
that too.

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Yeah, what haven't been?
No, and I'm quitting.

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What?
I'm quitting, no.

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You haven't been, and you're
quitting.

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I've only gone one time this
year and I quite frankly, I just

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don't enjoy it.
I don't like it.

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It's not fun.
I dread it.

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We knew and.
Then I'm like, you know what?

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I'm a grown ass woman and I can
decide that I don't want to do

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this.
We knew.

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All that, but we we thought at
least our peer pressure was

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still forcing you into it.
But no.

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For a while, but I did one this
year and now I'm done one and

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done.
That's.

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It I'm not going again.
It's too much.

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It's an hour and a half.
It's at 9:00 PM.

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No thanks too.
Cold.

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It's no, it's not cold once
you're out there.

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That one's actually the
opposite.

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You're definitely not going
skiing.

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So I'm going to try skiing and
that would be my next athletic

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venture.
Since it's the only athletic

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thing you have gone on the go at
the moment, we really do need a

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date.
Yeah.

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OK, well, it'll be probably the
last two weekends of February at

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some point.
Because Dave, soon, soon, Dave,

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we have a message, a comment on
Spotify from Sydney that said

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her kids started lessons there a
few weeks ago.

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And the new part of the lodge.
It has a fantastic view of the

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Bunny hill.
Oh, perfect.

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Which is where I will live.
That's where I if.

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You go, which you won't.
I'm going to go.

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We've already paid for it.
We have.

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To go, it doesn't seem to
matter.

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You paid for the whole.
Never seem rocky too, Yeah?

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You paid for Rocky too.
Come on.

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This is due to Underwhelming
Demand, the podcast that gives

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you a Valentine poem.
You know, because it's almost

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Valentine's Day.
Oh, another.

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Yeah, how many?
Poems did you write for us?

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Dave so.
Romantic.

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Roses are red, pizza sauce is
too.

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I ordered a large fine, I guess
I'll share it with you.

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What if I want wings?
OK, that's funny.

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I like that one.
I'll write another one for the

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wings.
What if I want wings?

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Anyway, this is a podcast, this
Valentine's edition of the

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podcast, and you could be
listening to this when it's

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stinking hot, I don't know.
But it is the Valentine's

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edition, and it's brought to you
by the Canadian Congenital Heart

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Alliance, better known as CCHA.
Yeah, this is a nonprofit, and

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congenital heart disease is the
number one birth defect, which I

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didn't know.
There is no known cause.

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There's no cure, only surgical
intervention.

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And one in 100 people actually
have some form of congenital

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heart disease.
That's high.

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Yeah, I know about 260,000
people were born with congenital

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heart disease. 4000 babies in
Canada each year are born with

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this.
So since 2004, the CCHA has

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worked with adult and pediatric
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the need for lifelong expert
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So this is not just like a one
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They have to have lifelong care.
And 90 to 95% of children with

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heart defects will now live into
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So that's great news, but we
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care and support is there for
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That's where your donations come
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They recognize the effects of
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well beyond the person and they
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individuals living with CDCHD as
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loved ones.
So if you can, donate or just to

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be aware of heart disease,
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Canadian Congenital Heart
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Yeah, ccha4life.org.
Org This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast that gives
you a Valentine poem.

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Nice.
Roses are red, daffodils are

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yellow.
Like marijuana.

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You make me feel mellow.
Yeah, that nice and warm inside.

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That's very heartfelt.
Sure.

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Yeah, that's so.
Nice, and I have the munchies.

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I'm definitely feeling it from
all the snow, particularly from

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shoveling all the snow.
Oh.

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No, Yeah.
What do you mean you're feeling

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it?
Yeah, like I can barely move my

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body right now.
What?

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My whole upper body.
There's a striking pain that

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goes from the back of my head
down to between my shoulders.

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I can't.
Like, I can barely do anything.

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Trying to put on a shirt is
difficult.

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Yeah, trying to get up from
lying down is almost impossible.

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What are you like?
40 years old?

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Yeah, come on.
Apparently, yes, I will.

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Still blower.
I don't know what it's like to

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have pain every day.
Every day this is only thing

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hurts.
This is only been 2 days.

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Well, shoveling is very like,
it's not.

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You can get really hurt
shoveling, you know, And they

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say it's like right now I think
it's a big cause of heart

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attacks and things like that
because.

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No, you have to be, you have to
be very aware of what you're

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doing and and also extremely
cold temperatures are, you know,

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it makes your body work in, in
different ways to keep you warm

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and everything else.
So that doesn't impact your, you

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know, your heart and what you're
doing out there.

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So you have to be aware of that.
Yeah, I mean, and I'll take this

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over a heart attack, that's for
sure.

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But.
You're in, you're in the you're

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in the South, you're in Saint.
You're not getting all the snow.

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I get up in the here N like it
snows every day.

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It snows at least twice a.
Day, I know it's.

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Been every day.
There's some build up on my

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driveway now that I'm not.
I'm not doing.

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I'm not not OK.
Yeah, I.

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Think at some point Jeremy was
like, what if we just drive over

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it a lot?
Doesn't have to be completely

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clear.
Yeah, it doesn't.

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Jeremy's like, I think we should
just keep driving over it.

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I don't like early.
This morning, 'cause I hate it.

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I we talked about this in the
last episode.

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Yeah, I hate when the the tire
marks.

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So I was up early this morning
before any vehicle went out and

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I shoveled again.
There wasn't much, but I just

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you might get it out of the way.
He gets every speck of when.

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I hate doing it but.
That driveway.

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I need it off, I don't want it
there and it's such a useless

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thing to do because it's just
frozen.

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Because who cares?
It's still, you know, like it's

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just nothing.
Yeah, but you have to do it.

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But I don't understand how
that's hurting you.

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Is it the?
Is it the?

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Pile up at the bottom of the
snow, Yeah, but.

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It might be the pile I'm not.
So cold out, Rachel.

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The snow doesn't weigh very
much.

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The pack that the plow puts at
the end of the driveway hasn't

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been as bad because it hasn't
been as heavy as when it's wet

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and then it turns into solid ice
and all that.

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It hasn't been wet and heavy.
So.

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I don't know and I know last
week I was saying how funny it

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was that the guy with the tiny
little electric snow blower was

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out there way longer than me and
I went Doo Doo Doo shove it all,

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piece of cake.
Didn't feel anything until the

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next day and now the day after.
OK, All right.

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Yeah.
Well, how big is are they when

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they pile up the snow in your
driveway, Is it a big pile?

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Because I know you've complained
about this before.

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It's been out east.
It was way worse because we had

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a side street across from us.
Like I don't know, what do you

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call it?
Perpendicular or Yeah, yeah,

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across.
So the plow would come out of

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that St., come around the
corner, and all the stuff from

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their St. not even the street I
live on, would end up in the end

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of our driveway.
Yeah, now we don't have that.

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It's really not that bad.
Well, and you know, I recall

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somebody when we were doing the
radio show together and you were

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whining about all the snow in
the bottom of your driveway.

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Somebody said, well, you got to
know which way does the plow

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come from?
And then you, that's what I do

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with mine when the plow comes to
do my driveway because I go the

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extra mile.
So I go right out onto the road

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and I shovel 'cause I know which
way it's gonna come.

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It usually comes east to West.
So they're gonna come by this

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way.
Whatever anyway, doesn't matter.

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So I make sure there's I clear
out the snow on the east side of

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my driveway so that when they
plow by, nothing goes in my.

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I do it out off on both sides
and onto the road just to be

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sure.
Yeah, and you're still getting

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it?
Yeah, you're not getting it

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again.
It's not as bad as it has been,

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or it could be, but I don't know
why it's hurt so much.

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Maybe it's that wonky shovel I
was talking about it.

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Could be that you?
Need a new shovel?

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You.
May need to break down and get a

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shovel.
It could be that you're 4.

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Maybe you should buy a snow
thrower.

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Snow Thrower.
Yeah, that's probably what your

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neighbor has, which is why it
took forever.

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No, that seemed like an absolute
nightmare.

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Like you're.
Going to do it.

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Because snow blower is bigger.
Snow thrower is kind of like a

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very small snow blower.
Go bigger, go home, get a blower

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you don't want.
You don't want to be that guy.

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Yeah, I need one of the big
honkin snow blowers.

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That fun fact, Once Upon a time,
my dad I dropped down the stairs

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on top of my mom.
Oh no, that's not a fun day.

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She's fine.
That's not a fun.

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Hurt after that more than I do
now.

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She.
Got right back up on the horse.

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Literally yes.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
This is our Valentine's episode.

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And with that in mind, this is
the podcast that gives you a

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Valentine poem.
Lovely, yeah.

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These are free.
You can.

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Have.
I have been busy.

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Roses are red and always worth
seeing.

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Pretty sure Rachel is never
going to stop.

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Don't you just make that one up?
I read on the spot like.

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Oh my God.
You don't like that?

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Hey.
Fuck you.

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Hey, take it.
Hey, hey, take it if you're

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playing the game.
I will.

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Yeah.
All right, there we go.

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Game.
Game all right, and this fine

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podcast is brought to you by
Keenan and Keenan Handyman

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Services.
They're back.

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They're back.
Yes.

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Welcome back, Jen and Johnny
Keenan.

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They're a couple and they have a
handyman business which is

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booming, apparently.
Yes, Yes.

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But they'll do all kinds of
stuff for you.

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Level your stairs out.
They could do painting, they

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could hang light fixtures if
you're not wanting to or you

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can't do it yourself.
Can.

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You hang pictures for me.
I hate doing that.

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He could probably hang pictures
for you.

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Yeah, I think Foreman needs help
with that too, right?

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Do you put a whole bunch of
holes in your wall one time?

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Yeah, but you hide them with the
picture, right?

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If you're doing it right.
Maybe you don't need Johnny.

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For that, if you're doing it,
you don't need.

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Them for that particularly.
Johnny will probably not be

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happy that you did that for me.
OK, Yeah.

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But anything that could be as
big?

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As fix the holes that you've
put.

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In Well, yeah, I might need
that.

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Actually, the hole that the the
I repaired the hole that the

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couch delivery people put the.
Wall.

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Yeah, you.
Fixed that.

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I fixed it, yeah.
I mean, you can still tell

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something happened to that wall.
Yeah.

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I think I might need a
professional at some point

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called.
Keenan and Keenan, is it going?

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To be as small as that or as
major as a huge kitchen

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renovation which they're
currently doing.

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For listeners of our podcast who
have become great clients of

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theirs, it's.
Amazing.

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So advertising works and it's
working for them, so we're happy

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to have them back again.
They're also expanding.

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They've had to hire two guys to
help Johnny because they have so

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much going on.
That's crazy.

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Yeah.
So they're.

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Them that's.
They are very busy, yeah, Keenan

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and Keenan.
So they they'll do it all.

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They do everything.
If you need help around the

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house, maybe you don't have time
to do something, or you don't

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want to do something, or you
need help hanging, something

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can't reach it.
Maybe you want a kitchen

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Renault.
You don't want to do that.

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I don't know.
I'm sure they don't shovel snow

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though for them and I'm pretty
sure.

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I don't know if they'd shovel
snow a lot of.

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Snow.
They might, they might.

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I know.
Listen, if you want to get a

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hold of them
keenanandkeenankeenanhandymanservicessorry@gmail.com

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make sure you have the S on the
end of services at.

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Keenanhandymanservices.com
right?

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Is their website Yeah.
You can find them on Facebook as

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well.
They service Elgin, Middlesex,

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Oxford and Norfolk counties.
It's pretty much.

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Everywhere in this area.
Yeah, probably London as well.

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Called Johnny, called Jen.
Actually, she's the one who

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answered.
I met Jen in person recently.

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That was kind of cool.
It was like a star starstruck

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moment, you know, It's like, oh,
I mean, she's very tall.

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It's a lot taller than me, but
that's not hard.

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That's not hard.
Anyway, lovely people, great

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business, and now they're
booming.

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Great couple.
If you want the opposite of

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overpriced quotes, unreliable
contractors, poor workmanship

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and unfinished jobs, keen and
handymanservices.com.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
It's the podcast that gives you

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a Valentine poem.
You know, this is our Valentine

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podcast.
Roses are red, violets are blue.

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I've got a pollen allergy.
Somebody get me a Benadryl.

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That one doesn't rhyme, does it?
You need that in the spring,

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though you do have a very bad.
I have a bad.

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Allergy like in the spring,
Dave's eyes are like red and

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puffy for about 6 weeks 4 days.
I don't know.

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I mean, there's never a bad time
for Benadryl, No, They're

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operating every machinery.
That's right.

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You need a good sleep, a beer,
and a Benadryl.

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Yeah, otherwise.
Yeah, please.

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You're fantastic.
All right, It's time for it's

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time.
It's time for headlines.

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OK, awesome.
Not just there's any headlines

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to this edition is the wonderful
wide world of headlines around

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the globe.
We go going beyond Guelph.

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That's right.
And Florida.

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We may get to Guelph, OK, But we
are going.

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We're going around the world
with the headlines today.

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Ready.
Are you ready?

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These are.
I don't make these up, by the

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way.
These are actual headlines.

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I don't know.
I don't make them up.

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I don't have to.
Here we go.

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Are you dead?
App designed for people living

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alone surges to number one in
China.

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What the Are you dead app?
That's an actual headline.

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For people living alone.
Check on people but you still

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alive?
OK, great.

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Oh, I thought it.
Was just about yourself I'm like

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how they.
Have an app for that?

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Yes, they have an app for that.
That's.

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Web MD Rachel.
App.

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Are you dead?
FMD Dr. Google.

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Yeah, yeah, OK.
Patagonia sues drag queen

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Patagonia over trademark.
Oh.

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Boo.
Headlines.

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I don't know why would that made
me laugh?

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There's a drag queen called
Patagonia.

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Let her live.
That's funny.

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It's.
Hysterically funny.

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They should partner.
With her, not Stuart Patagonia.

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What's up with?
You what's?

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Up with.
You Patagonia?

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Yeah, OK.
Winterfest in Green Bay

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cancelled due to cold weather.
Just like my skiing.

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Just like you're skiing very
much, yeah.

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Cancelled.
They cancelled a whole festival.

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Real headlines.
And that's why we're making fun

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of it.
See the connection.

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See the connection there?
Hey, have a drink.

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A Minnesota woman arrested with
bag full of drugs labeled.

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Definitely not a bag full of
drugs that.

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Keeps happening.
That's an action headline.

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I don't let that happen.
Like there's a once a year

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somebody does that.
You know what?

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I'm really going to trick these
guys.

459
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,360
Yeah, I.
Got it.

460
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,600
They won't even look.
Wonderful wide world of

461
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,240
headlines, President Trump tells
roomful of German speakers in

462
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,240
Switzerland.
That quote without us Right now,

463
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,720
you'd all be speaking German.
Headlines.

464
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,800
Yeah, actually said that.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

465
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,000
That's.
Wow.

466
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,720
Yeah, he actually said that.
I'm not making that up.

467
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,160
This won't make him happy
either.

468
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:58,520
A small geyser of poop water is
flooding into Washingtons

469
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,880
Potomac River.
Oh my, yeah.

470
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,920
Real headlines.
What's a small geyser?

471
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,520
Yeah, what's considered small?
Any size geyser?

472
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,440
Well, no other soup.
This is a small geyser.

473
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,080
Then there's a geyser, and then
there's a large guy.

474
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,680
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.

475
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,920
Medium.
Large you know how it works.

476
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,880
Sure.
OK, that's fine.

477
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,760
Closer to home, around the
world.

478
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,480
Guelph Woman.
Here we are.

479
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,520
This foreman likes to send me
the Guelph one.

480
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,880
But then I forget about them so
it's new to me again.

481
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,640
Guelph woman allegedly slapped
by a stranger for not having a

482
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,560
lighter.
Yeah.

483
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,800
I'm going to have a dark.
That's an actual.

484
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,320
Headline very important.
I'm going to have him a dirt.

485
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,200
I don't have.
A lighter smokes.

486
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,760
Hey.
Lighter, lighter come.

487
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:55,680
On Sardia, police graciously
accept suspect's request to come

488
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,080
get him.
Well, executing a warrant?

489
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,400
That's just funny.
Headlines.

490
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,760
Yeah, come get me.
Yeah.

491
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,640
OK.
We will work all right.

492
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,240
We will do that.
What's in the bag?

493
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:11,800
Definitely not drugs.
Cars crash into London buildings

494
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,840
5 * a month on average.
New numbers show what?

495
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,400
That's interesting.
London are.

496
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,600
Particularly funny, but it's
odd.

497
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:25,160
In our city, real.
Headlines 5 * a month five Times

498
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,000
Now hear.
About it five times a month.

499
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,840
Like it's happening.
Rachel did, yes, I think there

500
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,760
was.
There was three times in a week

501
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,400
at one point.
What?

502
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,440
Yes.
That shocks me.

503
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,600
I that cannot be true.
It's a lot of snow.

504
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,120
There's a lot of snow.
OK, it's a lot of snow.

505
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:45,080
Car towed from water after
driver follows GPS directions

506
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,880
into a Toronto boat launch.
Oh.

507
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,880
That's an actual headline.
That's happened a lot.

508
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,280
Like you can see what's ahead of
you on the road, right?

509
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,840
Right.
Maybe don't go down the ramp.

510
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,280
Maybe don't follow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

511
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,000
Still a wonderful wide world of
headlines.

512
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,440
Still in Toronto, Toronto sex
store receives letters from the

513
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:09,760
US Department of War asking them
to stop sending butt plugs to

514
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,240
Bahrain.
Headlines.

515
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,440
What?
They don't have an answer to

516
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,320
that.
There's a lot, there's a lot of

517
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,520
moving.
There's a lot to process there,

518
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,520
so the essentially.
Toronto.

519
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,920
Stop sending butt plugs is.
Sending butt plugs to Bahrain.

520
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,040
And the Department of War in the
US does not look.

521
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,360
Has a problem with that?
Yeah, What do they?

522
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,320
I recall looking at because I
believe it's American soldiers

523
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,160
stationed in Bahrain.
OK.

524
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:39,000
Ordering items and that country
doesn't allow them.

525
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,040
OK, so.
Oh, I see.

526
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,680
There's some.
Way to don't give me I it was

527
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,520
funny in the other way now it's.
Sold.

528
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,160
Now it's.
Ceasing to be funny, I'm.

529
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,840
Just I need to know why that's
the.

530
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,600
Thing you don't need to know.
Stop it.

531
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,200
OK?
These are just headlines.

532
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,720
Leave them alone.
A Canadian driver caught

533
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,080
speeding in a car that police
say was, quote, held together

534
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,120
with duct tape and wishful
thinking.

535
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,920
Real headlines.
There's a lot of that in the

536
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,360
country, I feel like.
OK, well, you didn't specify.

537
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,080
Is that Woodstock?
I believe it was in BC but it

538
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,160
kind of good.
Not good.

539
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,200
Not Guelph.
Not Woodstock.

540
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,640
Duct tape and which one?
Thing now, finally, on the wide

541
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,200
world of headlines, off to
Florida.

542
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,840
Yay.
Florida Florida teen arrested

543
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,120
after allegedly assaulting mom
with a pork chop That's not

544
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,040
night.
That's an actual headline.

545
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,920
A pork chop.
But if we have these, one more

546
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,040
nightmare.
Pork.

547
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,680
Is cheap right now foods I just
can't, yeah.

548
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,040
I just I cannot get anyone in
this family to eat pork chop.

549
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,960
Really.
We bought, we have plenty.

550
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,280
They're in the freezer, they're
ready to go because they're

551
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,280
cheap right now and nobody
wants.

552
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,520
I like them, but Jeremy can have
like it's considered a red meat.

553
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,160
So we anyway we.
Don't have them.

554
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,400
Florida Man stole wine and steak
by shoving it down his pants.

555
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,880
Naturally.
Headlines.

556
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,280
Where else are you going to put?
Yeah, I mean, I guess he doesn't

557
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,520
have a purse.
Good point.

558
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,040
So.
That's was a very barrier.

559
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:22,880
Yeah, good point.
Florida man Corvette driver.

560
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,840
Florida man Corvette driver.
That's a handle.

561
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,480
Does Donuts in church parking
lot to impress.

562
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,960
Date ends with the rest.
Yeah, yeah.

563
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,040
Real headlines I didn't.
Even heard that one before I.

564
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,160
Maybe it's happened before?
Are women impressed by the

565
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,400
Corvettes doing doughnuts?
No, I'm not.

566
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,280
And then getting arrested for.
Yeah, I don't know.

567
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,320
Yeah, Florida.
Woman, if somebody took me on a

568
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,640
date and did doughnuts in their
Corvette, I'd think they were a

569
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,960
try hard.
Right.

570
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,960
So you're not going to bail him
out?

571
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,840
Later OK Florida woman arrested
drinking cinnamon whiskey with

572
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,080
no pants on.
That's an actual headline.

573
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,440
That's what it does to you.
Wait a minute.

574
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,440
Is that like, is that somehow
against the law?

575
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,640
Yeah.
Why is that a good point?

576
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,440
I gotta.
Cry, but foreman's been there.

577
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,600
Foreman knows.
That's that's what you plan to

578
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,400
happen when you start drinking
it.

579
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,720
OK, so you OK?
You don't begin with your pants.

580
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,800
Everyone else's fault for not
realizing what was about to

581
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,240
happen.
What is about to happen?

582
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,200
I just really, it's Florida.
I don't know how that's against

583
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,720
the law.
Making a witch pantsless.

584
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,280
Florida woman arrested in boxed
wine theft.

585
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,160
Headlines.
That's just funny.

586
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,640
She needs nothing.
Not funny about that.

587
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,680
If you're not laughing right
now, I can't help.

588
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,040
She needs a little more.
How many of them were empty?

589
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,120
That's just funny.
That's just Florida Man naked

590
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,000
but for a face mask.
Arrested for robbery.

591
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,760
See, they knew who he was.
Florida man what naked but.

592
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,880
He's had a face mask to disguise
himself.

593
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,040
But naked.
Real.

594
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,400
Headlines how?
Would I know I recognize that

595
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,840
ass anywhere?
That's enough of you.

596
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,840
Well.
OK, I know that birth mark.

597
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,520
Yeah.
Right.

598
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,960
Yeah, exactly.
Florida Man Florida Man decides

599
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,000
it's a good day to go to Hobby
Lobby naked.

600
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,760
Why are they always naked in
Florida?

601
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,600
That's an actual headline.
It's not the sun there, right?

602
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,320
It's.
Hot.

603
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,120
It's the heat.
My God, the heat.

604
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,920
It's the heat and there's
nothing not funny about Hobby

605
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,600
Lobby.
I just think that's a great I

606
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:40,720
don't know why Hobby Lobby Yeah,
Florida deputy handcuffs emu on

607
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,000
the run headlines.
That's not easy handcuff and.

608
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,960
Easy, I hope.
Yes, those are very large legs.

609
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,640
I don't know, I don't have a
picture I guess, but it does

610
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,080
paint a picture.
The neck, yes.

611
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,320
He handcuffed an emu on the run.
That would.

612
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,360
Slow them down if you can get
it.

613
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,880
On them, it would slow them.
Yeah, that would do it.

614
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,160
Florida woman arrested for
stealing Stanley Cup to store

615
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,960
her breast milk.
Real headlines.

616
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,800
I was.
Now, Florida did win the Stanley

617
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,560
Cup two years in a row, so the
first thing I thought was.

618
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,000
Really.
And then I realized, no, it's a

619
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,480
Stanley.
It's just a Stanley.

620
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,960
Mug things.
Stole somebody's standing.

621
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,840
Right.
Yeah, not nearly as funny, Not

622
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,320
when you investigate.
So This is why you don't invest.

623
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,600
You had a lot like, that's kind
of impressive, actually.

624
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,920
Florida Man Charter Rd.
Captain finds 24 kilos of

625
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,840
cocaine out at sea, Promptly
gets busted trying to sell it to

626
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,320
a sheriff.
He found it at sea.

627
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,400
Promptly is the word there, yes.
That's an actual headline.

628
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Tells you everything you need to
know a sheriff.

629
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,960
A sheriff.
He picked the wrong guy.

630
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,960
Sure did.
Sure did.

631
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,120
You're there in the uniform.
You're there want.

632
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,280
To buy my cocaine.
Would you like some cocaine?

633
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,720
Spider Man wearing lace lingerie
arrested and accused of hiding a

634
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,160
gun under his prosthetic
breasts.

635
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,520
Wow.
Headlines.

636
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,120
There's a lot there.
He was.

637
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,800
OK, so he not only was wearing
lingerie.

638
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,240
I believe you and he was
arrested at Walmart.

639
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,040
Of course he was.
Of course, that's my favorite

640
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,000
one of the day.
OK, wearing fake breasts.

641
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,800
Yeah.
Yeah, lingerie.

642
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,960
Lingerie at Walmart.
Hiding a gun Hiding a gun hiding

643
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,280
a gun in his fake.
Breasts.

644
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,840
Yep.
Hey, is that is that a gun

645
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,640
you're hiding by in your fake
breasts?

646
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:43,920
Or are you just happy to see a
woman tries to avoid arrest by

647
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,120
defecating towards officers?
Real headlines.

648
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,480
Towards.
Towards them which?

649
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,240
Leads to that's the first thing
I thought there had to be some

650
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,240
sort of horizontal activity
going on here.

651
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,960
Yeah.
To to defecate towards the

652
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,120
police.
You know, I'm concerned with how

653
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,080
that's, yes, projecting.
Yeah.

654
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,840
You know.
That's just wrong.

655
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,640
Yeah, yeah.
And.

656
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,960
Agreed.
One more thumbless Florida man

657
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,440
fingered in gun theft wore shirt
with name on it.

658
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,400
He should have been naked.
That's an actual headline.

659
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,920
Less likely to get you.
Fingered, yeah.

660
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,720
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

661
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,800
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That's Dave, Rachel, inform and

662
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,920
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664
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665
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666
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672
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673
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,360
Yes.
What keen?

674
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,440
What do you mean?
Well, Keenan doesn't quite

675
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,600
rhyme, but.
Oh, I see.

676
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,280
Yeah, I see what you're saying,
Keenan and.

677
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,680
Keen, by the way, Allen from the
Canadian Congenital Heart

678
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,080
Alliance is a huge sends fan
foreman and he says go, sends,

679
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,280
go.
OK, he sent a message.

680
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,120
Absolutely.
Good.

681
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,560
You and me, Allen.
Yep, he loves.

682
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,800
He's from Ottawa, so he loves
the sends, just like you.

683
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,080
So anyway.
Go Brady Kachuk.

684
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,520
Except in the Olympics, yeah.
We don't want that.

685
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,480
We don't want that.
We have a few emails.

686
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,600
Hey guys, he's like my oh, I got
my.

687
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,840
Bruno Mars, Super Bowl.
Super bod.

688
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,840
Benito bowl it.
Was the Benito Bowl?

689
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,400
How about?
Fat Bunny.

690
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,920
Fat Bunny at the Super Bowl.
Bad Bunny and he's always on SNL

691
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,520
like they always have.
Oh, he's the best.

692
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,199
Yeah, he's great on.
SNL But I thought that was

693
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:19,639
great, a great halftime show.
I I talk about it more, but

694
00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:20,920
we're running out of time.
Yes.

695
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,239
I would say if you're watching
the video though, I would.

696
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,520
Who agrees with me?
That Dave shirt is really Bruno

697
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,920
Mars, Bruno.
Mars, Bruno Mars.

698
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,679
But it's.
Ohh, it's Bad Bunny.

699
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,199
Yeah.
It's like Bad Bunny.

700
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,520
Shout out to my wife who got me.
Bruno Mars has a new.

701
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,719
Bunny shirt, I love it.
I love it.

702
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,120
Don't forget our website
hasanew.ca.

703
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,679
You can go there, you can get
all the information you need.

704
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,480
You can send us an e-mail.
How do you how do you send us an

705
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,679
e-mail?
I forget underwhelming dot.

706
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:46,719
CA.
Sure.

707
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,960
Or that underwhelming.ca or
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com.

708
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,280
Oh yeah, I have an e-mail from
Bonnie Rideout who is in

709
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,920
northern BC.
This is our friend in BC and she

710
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,760
says foreman.
I had my horn freeze last

711
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,280
winter.
Your car warm?

712
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,800
Up north is she?
Very no, she said.

713
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,760
Northern BC.
I think she's very.

714
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,440
It's quite up there.
Yeah, she said.

715
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,680
We had a cold snap late January,
early February last year.

716
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,120
It was around -35 to -40 for a
few weeks.

717
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,000
Still better than the wet cold
down there in southwestern

718
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,640
Ontario.
Yeah, it's wet cold here.

719
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,040
Sure, she says.
I use my horn fairly regularly.

720
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,920
So does Foreman, Yes, however,
not because of bad drivers.

721
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,360
I'm typical typically honking at
deer and occasionally moose from

722
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,200
crossing the road.
There are a lot.

723
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,720
Elk, even.
She actually says they hit an

724
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,960
elk recently.
Wow, Bonnie.

725
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,360
That was hit an elk a couple
weeks ago.

726
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,040
Now we have to deal with
provincial insurance, car

727
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,200
insurance and very few body
shops want to deal with that.

728
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,400
Anyway, I hope you get your car
fixed, she says.

729
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,440
Rachel, I laughed so hard at you
telling the kid to get on the

730
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,480
bus, and even harder when he
actually did.

731
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,760
Did you need to get involved?
Probably not, but I'm glad you

732
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,360
did just for this.
Story.

733
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,480
There's somebody that said OK.
And I don't see anything wrong

734
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,120
with it.
You weren't mean or forcing him

735
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,360
to get on the bus.
And his mom would probably thank

736
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,120
you.
Lol.

737
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,400
Yeah yeah.
Bonnie also purchased a tuk from

738
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,000
our merch store and she says
thank you for adding tuks to

739
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,520
your merch for me.
Because you're right, the person

740
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,800
in northern BC would request a
tuk.

741
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,960
It gets cold up here.
Yeah.

742
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,040
I do well fine, it's 35.
Yeah, they're -35 certified.

743
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,880
Oh my gosh, alright.
Anyways, she has sent a some

744
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,960
pictures of her wearing the
underwhelming toque out in the

745
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,600
wild.
Thank you Bonnie, she says.

746
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,560
Also, Butt or Bust was my
favorite segment ever from

747
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,280
Bonnie.
Well.

748
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:49,960
You have to bring that back,
Dave.

749
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,200
You really heard that a few
times?

750
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,560
It's not funny.
It's not.

751
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,720
It's not as easy as that.
You know, like you.

752
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,480
OK, you need you.
You need to.

753
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,960
Find things that people.
Shove up or leave them.

754
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,440
Stop shoving things up their
ass, they will not going to do.

755
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,000
They will.
It will never.

756
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,040
Nobody will stop.
Yeah, okay, no.

757
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,760
Not nobody, but.
Melissa has some messages about

758
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,920
the similar topics as a matter
of fact.

759
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,480
First saying form and I think
your horn doesn't work because

760
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,640
of overuse.
My husband refuses to use the

761
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,000
horn on any asshole drivers and
it drives me crazy.

762
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,000
Yes.
She uses it, he does not.

763
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,840
I say the same about.
Jeremy, I'd like to wrap up that

764
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,600
story by the way, that I telling
you that the horn was not

765
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,840
frozen.
Oh, upon further inspection,

766
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,560
they merely just had to replace
a wire connecting to the horn

767
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,120
and it's back in service again.
Back on.

768
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:39,960
Lauren.
Yeah.

769
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Have you used it since?
No, and that was my first day

770
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,760
with a horn.
I had no reason to use it, I was

771
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,720
so mad.
I thought for.

772
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,400
Sure, someone would be in my
way.

773
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,240
I had somebody right after we
had recorded that episode, I got

774
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,520
that was.
So this is a while back.

775
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,760
I picked up my daughter.
She needed to be picked up.

776
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,480
And so we're driving and it's
snowing.

777
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,680
Of course it's snowing.
Yeah.

778
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:09,840
And some dude cut me off.
So I think, no, no, I just kept

779
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:16,520
going, honk, honk.
Not today, not today.

780
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,560
And then Charlotte goes dad.
I would have done of just a full

781
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,400
long single honk that entire
time, but that's just me.

782
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,960
Yeah, I just felt there was a
need to do something with.

783
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,240
Their own right, little extra.
Special that I don't normally

784
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,400
do.
Extra A.

785
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,320
Little extra.
Something real nice.

786
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,200
Real nice.
Yeah.

787
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,200
Yeah, it's not just the emails,
it's not just messages to

788
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,680
underwhelming.ca, it's not just
coffees you buy.

789
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,640
You can also leave voice
messages, underwhelming.ca.

790
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,360
And guess who sent us another?
Oh, but it's Scotty.

791
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,720
Again, Scotty.
Wow, what a treat.

792
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:04,480
I have to admit my laughed when
Rachel said it was a bulbous

793
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,440
light bulb that someone put up
their butt.

794
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,000
Bulbous is a funny word to me
anyway, but really, that just

795
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,720
sounds like a shitty idea.
Somebody blocked me, for God's

796
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,240
sakes.
Part two.

797
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,680
Never.
Never.

798
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,480
You know, because light bulbs
are a simple use for ideas and

799
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,720
shitty because it's in your
butt.

800
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,320
Yeah.
We get it.

801
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,960
Thank you.
If you're explaining it, Scotty,

802
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,160
Scotty, hey, by the way, and I'm
showing my Bad Bunny shirt, it

803
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,400
does kind of look.
Like Bad Bunny?

804
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,120
Yes.
Bad Bunny, listen, if you can't

805
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,280
see it, that means you're
listening and we appreciate

806
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,440
that.
But you can watch us on YouTube.

807
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,640
You can watch us on YouTube and
in fact we need some more

808
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,080
subscribers so that we can start
monetizing YouTube.

809
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,360
So go to our YouTube channel and
please subscribe so that I can

810
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,080
we can set that up.
Yeah, or you, I mean one other

811
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,400
place.
One other place you can leave a

812
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,320
comment is Spotify.
And Megan, by the way, David.

813
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,720
Yes.
I'm not she hasn't.

814
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:13,600
I asked, you know, to for her to
give us more information on

815
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,040
this.
So I don't know yet, but all she

816
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,480
wrote was, oh, Dave, guess what
one of your favorite listeners

817
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,840
does for a living.
It's not just drawers and Dicks

818
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,440
over here.
What does that mean?

819
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,240
What does that mean?
I we'll find out next week.

820
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,320
I don't know what.
That's very cryptic.

821
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,760
What one of your favorite
listener?

822
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,080
That's a good Riddle.
Megan, what do you do to your?

823
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,040
Favorite Listeners does for
living.

824
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,400
It's not just drawers and Dicks.
Drawers full of Dicks.

825
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,480
It's almost like another
Valentine's poem.

826
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,120
What could it?
Be I know.

827
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,800
I hope, she tells us.