Birth Giver! (Ep. 162)

0:00 We do have a a new order from actually. Julia's teacher ordered a sweater, a hoodie. Oh wow, hope she wears that to school. It's a he, he and he listens to us all the time. His name is Adam Rigby, so we can say thanks for your order. Mr. Rigby. Yep, and because my girls wear these sweaters to school all the time, like Kendall wears it twice a week. Like they're yes, constant. And they've gotten a lot of the teachers to listen to our show. Ashley keeps telling Harley doesn't wear one, but she keeps telling Emily not don't wear yours to school.

0:43 You're not allowed to wear yours to school. Oh, my kids wear them all the time. Because, I don't know, she doesn't think that the word underwhelming on her. Who cares? It's funny, it's just a good thing we didn't call Call the podcast fuck heads. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman. This is the podcast. That's like spending the May 2 four weekend camping. Sounds fun, but let's be honest, not for everyone. It's never, never fun. On the May 2 four weekend, I would go so far as to say it's never fun. Ever.

1:27 But we're talking about our I'm comparing the podcast here, Rachel. So give it a little, you know, don't you can back off a bit. Anyway, coming, coming up, I got some headlines headlines coming up at the broadcast. Rachel is apparently worried about her reputation. I was for a minute earlier this week, yeah. That ship has sailed. Hasn't. It I it's, I don't know what you're worried about now. And Foreman is a fairy godfather to his. Kids. Wow. Wow, Ashley loves it. Ashley loves it. OK, but before we get to that, a shout. Out, yes. A shout out.

2:09 Yeah, we have a shout out to Jerry Reedstra again from Jeff. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Yeah, from Jeff to Jerry. Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, Jerry Reedstra. Love, Jeff. Oh, how about that 10th? Anniversary. That's nice. Yeah. Happy anniversary, you guys. You know what? Happy anniversary to both of you. Even you, Jeff. I know you bought it for Jerry, but happy anniversary to both of you. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah, even you. Do we? Because it was. I was happy Mother's Day last week. Yes, well, they clearly they he's. Leading a very similar life to. You they have, yeah. They've got a lot going on. In May I got birthdays and anniversaries and mother.

2:50 It's all there. It's all there. All right. Well, I hope you had a great Mother's Day, Jerry, and I hope you have a great anniversary, too, Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Go to our website underwhelming.ca if you want to do a shout out to anyone. It's all there for you, so. It's in the dud and shop. Yeah, you can just purchase it right Online. It goes to us. We'll get it and say it and there you go. And something to mine that Ashley hates has been in the garage for years and years and years until now. Something. Yours. Yours. OK, it's let me can we guess? And we? Guess. Sure, maybe it's a set of drums. Yeah. That's what I was gonna. Maybe it's a OK a canoe.

3:31 I wish. I could do 'cause you were the president of your. I was not. I just the kid in a summer sport in the club like any other sport. OK, who? Was the president? I don't know. I don't. Did you say them for? It somebody's mom or dad? No, somebody. 'S mom or. Dad, I thought you were elected. President. I was sure. I was sure you were elected president. No, I have a plaque that I was an outstanding Bantam boy. Right. Best Bantam boy? Yeah. You know, 'cause there's like Bantam pee wee Midget. You know the age level is Bantam boy. I like that though I might start just start calling you. Different in canoeing in each level. Well, it's the age level.

4:12 It's like any, I don't think of hockey like you're a different. You're pee wee and then you're Bantam, but now you're like, I don't know, 10 and under, then you're 12 and under, then you're 15 and under. OK, they changed. I just, I just feel like I'm going to call you a, a Bantam boy. Bantam boy. Phantom boy, Yeah. The best phantom boy from here on in Yeah, every time you get it introduced for. Me, I'm not in that age category anymore. Now a best fairy godmother. Yes, yes, because that thing that's been in the garage at the request of both my children, getting along, coordinating with each other, wanting the same thing, wanting to do it together.

4:53 They both ask, Oh please, dear Father, please. Yes. Won't you please get get that set of drums out of the garage and set them up so we could play them? I'll bet your wife loves that. The I'll find you a text from the first night they got reset up again. Oh boy. I can't thank you enough for setting up the drum set. OK, there's there's certainly a. We're assuming she's being facetious. Sarcastic. Maybe a little. There is the emoji with the eyes rolling up in the back. That's a use of sarcasm, sure.

5:36 Oh God, is she working from home today? She'll love that. Oh great, he's talking about them again. Well, yeah, and, and funny enough, because the girls will now come play them when they come home from school. Uh huh. When she's here working from home and I'm not home. Right. Even better. I can't control it. I can't help them. Are you teaching them how to play? Are you giving them some skills? I'm around, yeah, sometimes before school we'll we'll do a little bit. Oh, good. Yeah. Because Harley's thinking she is quite, quite a A flautist, A flautist, a flautist. Yeah. She's playing the flute. She's getting pretty good. Good. You can recognize the song she's playing. OK, great.

6:18 Yeah. So she thinks maybe she'll switch to percussion. But she kind of thought that maybe they don't really have anyone that plays the drums and they have drums at school. Oh, and she thought, well, maybe she would like to play the drums and if she could practice at home then she could demonstrate to her teacher that she would be a good choice to be the drummer. Sure. Yeah, you could do that, especially if you don't have one. Warms my heart that she wants to do what daddy does. Right. Yes, of course. Yeah, especially the teenager, right? Right. To have a shared activity. What? Does Ashley say about her becoming a percussionist? Because then those drums are getting played a lot more. Well, I don't think we've thought of that, but just fine with me because I'm not home most of the time when she would be. Practicing.

7:04 No. I think I would rather have the drums banging than somebody playing a tuba or, you know, like. There's worse instruments. There are way worse instruments like depends. What did? You play what did you play Rachel, the French horn or? Something I played the French horn and then I play I play an E flat horn which is like a mini tuba. I don't want any. I don't want an E flat horn in my house. Well, actually, so Kendall also plays the E flat horn with. Me. Wonderful. And Julia just switched to percussion, so she's playing drums, but she has like a drum pad that she can practice on 'cause we don't have a drum set. Right. And I have that which is like bouncy and you can practice on it and it doesn't make any noise, right.

7:46 They they don't seem very interested in that. You know they want to make the noise. Perhaps you could invite Rachel over with her daughter to practice at your house. Yeah, all three of them could do it together. Right, anytime I'm not here, have at it. I could bring Kendall, could bring her in, I could bring mine. We could have a whole band, 2 family bands all together. I ask. You so you are kind of giving them some tips from you're you're teaching them to play the drums. How's that going? Are they, are they getting better at it or are they just, you know, banging away? We're only in the first week here, so there's more, you know, while you're like guiding them, there's like a, you know, boom, tap, boom, tap.

8:29 And as soon as you step away, it's. Yeah. So. Yeah, I think that's what Ashley doesn't like. I think if there's some semblance of a rhythm, maybe she'd be more. Yeah. That's what I always thought practicing at home to my parents thought well, you know, at least I'm like playing something, right not. Just smash them going right. And I'm sure they agreed. Yeah, OK. So your parents were OK with it? Yeah, and, and the years before the school band had because my my elementary school band didn't have drums, so I had to play something else in grades 7 and 8. And so I was bringing home a trumpet A. Trumpet, which is. Super quiet and not imposing at all either, yeah.

9:11 Sure. Well. At least with trumpets you can use a mute. You know there's mutes that you have, OK. What a mute. Like the toilet plunger, Like, yeah, that thing. Yeah, yeah, kind of. It sticks in the end of the bell. Yeah, How were you at the trumpet? Were you any good? I think so, yeah. I thought you were pretty decent, Yeah. To play the high notes, you got to you got to play really loud to get those high. Notes, right? Like I kind of, I kind of know. A. Little bit about your your upbringing and some of the things that you did. And I feel like playing the drums or the trumpet was on purpose. That's what I think. Agreed. I'm going to pick the loudest. I mean, was it in the room that was closest to the barnyard? And if it was warm enough, was the window facing the barn always open?

10:03 Was it right in the horse's ear? Who? Can say who? Can say I can't remember, it was so long ago I. Expect this episode will prompt another e-mail from your mother. But I hope so. I hope so. And I need to follow up on how the kids are doing with the with the drums. I know how to drown it out. This is due to underwhelming demand. The podcast. That's like spending the May 2 four weekend doing yard work.

10:43 Doesn't sound fun, but hey, you know, some people may enjoy it. That's exactly what we say about the the podcast. I thought you're going to say doesn't sound fun, but it's going to get done. Well, maybe, but some people. Some people say they really like it, so some people say, some people, people are saying. Not everyone, but not every. Reviews are in and. People. Are two out of five people. Yeah, hey, there's, you could read all the reviews at underwhelming.ca. There are 10s of them. 10s, yeah, there are 10s actually. You can leave us a review at underwhelming.ca, sure, or on any of the platform if you're listening on wherever you can do that or watching. Force Apple and Spotify to show this podcast to more people so you can actually demonstrate that in fact people are saying. People are saying.

11:32 I listen to it. It's. Possible to be enjoyable. OK, it's possible that it's not that bad. Right. Sure. Yeah. OK. Well, earlier this week, I was a little worried about what people might be saying about me because thank you. Thank you. You're you're talking about your reputation. Here I thought my reputation was in jeopardy for a little bit, Yeah. I mean Rachel. Rachel How real 2 out of five people still think. OK. All right. That I'm OK. Two. Yes. Maybe which two out of five? OK. 2 out of 10 maybe? Your reputation, your cred, what is it? What are we worried about?

12:16 Right, so my daughter has her own phone, Julia, and and it's my old phone. Right, So in she's so she's got all my contacts. You didn't wipe it. Well, I didn't. No, I didn't. I would have. Because I'd given it to her so long ago and then I just added a phone number and then anyway, she already had apps on there and all kinds of stuff. So. So anyways she has me of course as a contact and she had changed my name to not mom but birth giver and also changed my photo to you know those .5 photos the kids take of their parents foreheads And it's like a like a close up kind of wide or a wide shot of my forehead from up up above. It's a very bad photo.

13:12 It's just your forehead, like you can't see your face. Oh, you can see it, but my chin looks very small and my forehead looks very big because it's from up top and it's zoomed out and it and it's very close. So that's my profile picture. So it's on her phone. So it's it's not great. And so sometimes I have to e-mail myself just to remind myself of something. So I did that recently. And my e-mail, whenever somebody emails me, it goes into my CRM, which is like a customer relationship management system. So I log into that the other day and I see that birth giver is a customer. His birth giver has now logged.

13:58 And I'm like, Oh my God is my e-mail now? Does my e-mail now say birth giver? Cause I've emailed myself and I thought am I emailing clients and my my e-mail says birth giver and my photo is this zoomed zoomed out photo of my forehead. I hope so with my small chin. Boy, I hope so. My fingers are crossed. No, I I'm hoping that's how this turns. Out. I mean, listen, I think that it's hysterical that she calls me birth giver 'cause I think that really, I'm very proud of her humor and her sense of humor that we've cultivated in her.

14:43 I think that that's his. That's very funny. I don't really, Yeah, I don't really see any real issue with it. It's mother and birth giver are, you know, Sure. Yeah, one in the same. And she, you know, changed people's names and stuff on her phone. And it's like if you have your wife and you instead of her name you just say wife or whatever her in your in your contacts. Or. Worse or worse? Or worse, sure SO. Old lady. I e-mail myself again and I think why is this coming up as birth giver? Because I didn't change my name to birth giver like on the e-mail obviously it still says Rachel Gilbert.

15:27 So I emailed myself and then I emailed two friends and I said what comes up when I e-mail you? And they said, Oh no, it's just your regular name and a regular photo. Big. Relief, thank God. I don't know why it came up like that in my CRM, but I deleted it because I'm like I don't know why it's there but I don't know how that works because her phone used to be my phone. I don't know what's on the cloud. I don't know what's, I don't know how that works. And so for a, for about 5 minutes, I was like, Oh my God, I've been emailing people like this, like who thinks, you know, and I sometimes I do marketing. So you're emailing strangers and it, you know, I was, I was concerned, but on the other hand, I was proud of Julia's that that that's funny.

16:24 I was hoping this would turn out differently, but I yeah, I don't. Think I know? I'm glad it didn't. Why? Well, I don't want to be emailing clients e-mail. Look, you get an, you get an e-mail from somebody called Birth Giver. Yeah, I imagine. Take all my money. She's hilarious. Yeah, this woman is there. I don't know who. The Oh yeah, she started up a sham. She's a voice over. I am a Nigerian Prince and I have $5,000,000 for you. No, nobody does that anymore. Yeah, come on, do your required corporate cybersecurity training. Yes, before the deadline, before they lock you out of your computer and then it becomes a whole company wide issue to get you logged back. Just click. Here just, you know, hypothetically that could happen to someone, yeah.

17:07 Oh. Better click here to fix. It Yeah, because hypothetically that person might wait till the very last minute or past the deadline to fill out. Anything like a month past? Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, you want to be birth giver to all those clients? You want us? Could you imagine? Don't you want to stand out? Yeah. You're in a You're in a dog eat dog voice. Eat voice world out there that's in a sea of Rachel's. Don't you want to be a birth giver? Yes. Well, and in some cases it could work in my favor because people, well, I'm also a birth giver. I'll click on that. Right. See. Perhaps. Oh, my mom's emailing me. I'll click on that right? Maybe they maybe it could work. Sure.

17:47 Maybe I should change it for a day and see. Actually. It's. Not it out. Not a bad scam either. Now then, you think of it. Yeah. Click here to learn. More about. It's your mother here. I need $1000 money. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's the podcast. That's like spending the main 24 weekend with the 2 four or two. A beer or maybe or I, I don't care a vodka. I don't really care. A vodka sodas. Whatever your whatever your thing is, it sounds fun. It is fun.

18:30 And of course we sound better after you've had about 10. Yeah. So. Yeah, happy long weekend. Enjoy. Light up some fireworks. Yeah. Yes, yeah. Long weekends early this year. And why is this? I don't know, like it's way early this. Yeah, it really. Is. I don't know how that works. Not either. It's time for headline. Yay, very good. Okay. All right, well, don't get too excited these no, this is. I'm just trying to hype you up. The idea here is to be, you know, to have some fun with these, but you know some of them may not be that fun you. Know you know, like early May 2. Four weekend guarantees worst camping weather, Yes.

19:13 Yes, absolutely. Headlines. Yeah, that. Well, that would be a headline. That's a good one. This is also a bit of a downer. Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor. Colleagues continue working around his body. Let's get back to work. Wow. That's an actual headline. Oh my God, I think maybe everybody should go home that day. If you're wondering why people don't like Jeff Bezos, there's. Yeah, there's that. There's that. How about this? This isn't fun either. 140 chickens die after wedding DJ decides to crank up the bass. What? Real. Headlines that can make the chickens die.

19:53 Well, it did, apparently. You better watch out with your drums, Foreman. Too much bass drum. Right, yeah, all these chickens we have around. No all the. Chickens got the dog. Close by. No, no dog yet. Here we go. Starbucks CEO defends $9 coffee, He says quote, it's not a $10 coffee and you get a premium experience. Headlines. OK. What an asshole. Yeah, Deck. Right. PEI man caught committing EI fraud while being sentenced for EI fraud. Can't stop, won't stop.

20:34 That's an actual headline. Hold on guys, I'm just kidding. I'm in the middle of something here. He's got to fill something out here. I got to fill it up. California man swaps Lego pieces for pasta in nationwide scam. What? He stole Lego pieces and out of boxes and put. Oh yeah, he finally. Put past, I thought it was I was like, why put little bags of pieces in the pasta? Box he put in, you know, like Mac and cheese, pasta. It sounds the same. He does, actually. That is real headlines. Yeah. I wonder how long he got away with that, because I had a while. It's been a while, yeah. Man with at I hacked the government Instagram account tells judge Quote I made a mistake headline.

21:21 I hacked. The government. I hacked the government well. Somebody's got to do it, I guess. Well, yeah, but don't tell everybody you do. Sure. Yeah, don't advertise that. Exactly a man hides inside Best Buy after closing a head of Pokémon card release. Oh boy, guess they. Found him. That's an actual headline. They're nuts, right? You know if you're ever at Costco when the Pokémon cards come out, it's a sea. Yes, I remember you telling me that, Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. I. And busy, get it? It is weird. That's small. Yeah. Man in hospital after car slams into wall painted like a tunnel. Oh, that's real.

22:05 Headlines. You really shouldn't do that. Paint the walls like you know. Just in case. Oh, come on. I mean just. In case, did he think it was like Harry Potter he was going to go through? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I love that but I've seen a YouTube video testing Tesla cameras to see if it would know like a sheet painted with a road or would it know to stop and other vehicles knew it wasn't real and stopped. Tesla blew right through. Just in case of shopping for a new vehicle, Tesla's optical camera system would absolutely smash through a fake wall without even a slight tap on the bricks. Good to know, Yeah, testing suggests Google's AI overviews tells millions of lies per hour.

22:59 I believe that that's that's the truth. Just letting you know. Yeah, yeah. Letting you know is trust. Yeah, Yeah. University Censorship conference cancelled due to university censorship. That's. An actual. Headline naturally scores. Yeah, that's the same as the PEI man with the EEI. Friday we have to have this Exactly why do we need this conference? Police Sergeant caught naked in part quote. I was just ringing out sweaty clothes. Oh my God. Real headlines. It's gross. Sure, stop at this park, take everything off. And it was so sweaty. It's dripping out.

23:39 Just bring it all out. Yeah, just getting, you know, just bring it out. Here, and that's the plausible story. Yeah, sorry ma'am. Just bringing out my underwear, man. Man brings sister's skeleton to bank to prove she's dead. Headlines. They didn't believe me. Why do you have that? Well, she's been at the front of my kids classroom for years. Exactly. It's okay. All right on a hook, like on a hanging. Yeah, exactly. Arson suspect arrives at police interview with Singed eyebrows.

24:19 That's an actual headline. Wasn't. Me. That happened to Jeremy a couple summers ago with the BBQ. OK. Well, that's different. Yeah, that's a little. Different they were. Crispy on the ends of his eyebrows. Yeah, I took a picture. You. Can smell it, too. Yeah. You know, it's time to go to Florida. Here we go, Florida. Time to go to Florida. Florida man gets naked and steals a car. Real headline. Sure. I don't know why that's the headline. That's just. That's the. That's what it says on the sign when you drive into Florence. Yeah. Oh, and there's an alligator, you know, that's right. It says when you. Make it steal a car. Put your Gator in the back. Yeah, and he's on math or he's drunk. And marry your cousin you can do. That.

25:00 Your cousin? Yeah, exactly. Florida teens arrested after lawn mower joyride inside Target. Headlines. That sounds fun. That does. Actually. Who hasn't wanted to do that? Yeah, they're living the dream, Yeah. I don't even blame them for that. Like that? Florida woman drove her lifted truck over a Lamborghini and didn't even notice some big tires. That's an actual headline. Those big tires. Wow, yeah. Florida woman drives casually, drives monster truck. A Cobra Lamborghini. Oh my God. I know. Florida woman is the driver of Gravedigger. Yeah, exactly.

25:43 That's right. Florida doctor charged in death of patient who had wrong organ removed during surgery. I took out the kidney, was supposed to remove the spleen. Real headlines that never works. Out. Oh my God, there's like few organs you can actually remove and be fine to live so. Hi, everybody. Hi, Doctor Nick. Hi, Doctor Nick. Florida Man State trooper pulls over pickup, finds 13 iguanas zip tied like criminals in the back. Wow. What? Headlines. Little. Like their little hands are together and.

26:25 For a little iguana. What did they do? You can't move. Those were sweaty, that's why they were naked in the park. Yeah, what did they do that's so sad. Florida woman arrested after allegedly kicking a kid at a youth football game during an on field ball quote. He kicked me first. Yeah. That's not. He deserves it. That's an actual headline. He's deserved it. When you're talking about kids, no, you can't. You can't. The field lady quit kicking the kids. That's great. Kicking the kids. I don't like to go to a soccer game like that actually, or that would be actually entertaining. I've never been to a kit.

27:07 Well, I don't go to a lot of kids sports, to be honest. But where there's been an adult brawl, Yeah. It happens at hockey games apparently. I've never seen it live either. No. A Florida man arrested for Grand Theft tried to escape on a tricycle. Naked real. Headlines. Why did he? What was he naked? Noah Alligator? No, nothing. Didn't he thieve a car? Couldn't he have? A Florida man tries to call family on his shoe, then strips and sprints through traffic. Because of course he does. Because he's naked on meth. Yeah, probably. Probably. Here we go Florida woman caught with drugs in vagina.

27:48 OH told cops she didn't know how it got there. It's just weird. That's an actual headline. How? Who put that up there? And then there's Florida Man, arrested for exposing himself and fornicating with a vacuum. Gross. All right, well. Was he at home outside? Was he at the like? Was this at the vacuum store? Headline is just. Do that at all. Say something. About sucks, but I don't know what. I don't really know what. To why I'm. Going to just just going to leave. Let leave that alone. Twice years had to close. Yeah, too.

28:28 Many. Vacuum mishaps. Yeah, Florida Man gets pulled over because even in Florida you can't have missiles mounted on your truck. Really. Yes, apparently. Headlines. So there is a line. There, there is a lot. There is a lot, yes. You can do a lot in Florida, but. The Florida Man uses jet propelled hoverboard to walk his dog who's piloting the jet ski. That's an actual headline. I actually saw that. It's hysterical. The dog is on a jet ski. Yes, and he's out ahead on one of those jet pack things, spraying out of the water ahead of the jet ski and the dogs just sitting there like he's driving the jet. And he was arrested for that.

29:15 No, didn't say he's just doing it. He used. It it was just a little bit more. I would like to see that. One more, one more. Here we go. Florida man dressed in red lace bra and G string, accused of hiding gun under his prosthetic silicone breasts. Sheriff says it was ugly. It was so ugly. You know, that's more than a headline. That's that's the pilot of a Netflix TV show right there. Faddish. I could see that actually, Yeah, yeah. I'm trying not to. Real headline, yeah. I would, I think I would. I would watch that. I think, yeah.

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30:52 Thank you for purchasing. I'm wearing mine today, very cozy. I wear mine but not out I don't know why. Really, I do. Yeah, I don't know why. I just feel like if I wear it and, and I'm walking somewhere, someone's eventually going to come up to me and go. Why does it say underwhelming on your? Yeah. Which is the idea I guess. That's the idea, maybe, yeah. Why? All right, I'll do it. But it's. Like, but I don't know, maybe it's the thing if you don't want to wear your own merchandise, you know, if you're a singer and you're wearing a hat that says your own name, sure. That's part of it. That is part of it. That is part. Come on. Right now there's no one else to really wear our stuff, so we have to do it.

31:33 We have to, I mean. There's a few people and I hope they do all. Right. We've also reached the point in the show where we like to hear from you with comments or emails or whatever. So what have we got this week? Well, we don't need all your comments and emails and pictures necessarily. Like, thank you, Karen for always being a great contributor to the podcast. Here and had a shout out last. Week and for purchasing the shout out yeah thank you for Kia Pete an all time classic. Yes, we did like that all. Time Classic. Yeah, but a picture of my daughters and your dog, Toby, that I mentioned last week. Yep. You know, still trying to give in to our family to buy our own dog. That's not helping. No, not that's not helpful.

32:13 No, not helpful. It's a picture of my own children and your dog I've never seen before, but still. You've never seen the picture before. Nice picture for me. Yes, it's lovely. That she brings into the pool, right? That has made it a brief appearance at the pool. Yeah, I see. OK, you know. Nice picture, but yeah, you're well. Hang in there for him and you're doing well. You're still hanging in. No dog here. No dog. Yeah, the. Dog still made it into the house, but not the dog. Well, who takes their mind off the dog? That's right. Yeah. Well, that's true. Forman's a genius. Yeah. He knew. Phantom boy genius. That's Phantom Boy. Yes. It's good for you. Yeah. Thank you to an anonymous message sender. OK.

32:56 Who said anonymous? Yes because this anonymous person says they just finished the newest episode and would like this comment to stay anonymous because I live in a small town. OK it drives me crazy when people abandoned their carts and walk 2 aisles over. So what I do? Uh oh. I love this. I put something random and small in their carts when they leave them unattended. Oh my God. I like that. Then they get to the till and look so confused when they grab it. Or maybe they don't notice until they get home. Hey. Why am I? Why did I get a tin of oysters? I didn't put this. In here like oysters.

33:37 And you had to pay for it, too. Oh. No, actually, that's kind of genius. It is, although they'll never know why. Never know. It was you. Yeah. Why, Yeah. They don't know what they've done. They haven't learned their lesson of it's because you blocked the aisle. Yeah, with your big fat cart. Yeah. Somewhere there's a small town food land where people are buying things that they didn't want. Yes, I love that. Yes, I just love that. Of course it's a food land. Yeah, for sure.