Birth Giver! (Ep. 162)

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We do have a a new order from
actually.

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Julia's teacher ordered a
sweater, a hoodie.

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Oh wow, hope she wears that to
school.

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It's a he, he and he listens to
us all the time.

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His name is Adam Rigby, so we
can say thanks for your order.

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Mr. Rigby.
Yep, and because my girls wear

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these sweaters to school all the
time, like Kendall wears it

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twice a week.
Like they're yes, constant.

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And they've gotten a lot of the
teachers to listen to our show.

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Ashley keeps telling Harley
doesn't wear one, but she keeps

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telling Emily not don't wear
yours to school.

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You're not allowed to wear yours
to school.

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Oh, my kids wear them all the
time.

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Because, I don't know, she
doesn't think that the word

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underwhelming on her.
Who cares?

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It's funny, it's just a good
thing we didn't call Call the

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podcast fuck heads.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast.
That's like spending the May 2

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four weekend camping.
Sounds fun, but let's be honest,

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not for everyone.
It's never, never fun.

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On the May 2 four weekend, I
would go so far as to say it's

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never fun.
Ever.

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But we're talking about our I'm
comparing the podcast here,

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Rachel.
So give it a little, you know,

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don't you can back off a bit.
Anyway, coming, coming up, I got

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some headlines headlines coming
up at the broadcast.

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Rachel is apparently worried
about her reputation.

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I was for a minute earlier this
week, yeah.

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That ship has sailed.
Hasn't.

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It I it's, I don't know what
you're worried about now.

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And Foreman is a fairy godfather
to his.

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Kids.
Wow.

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Wow, Ashley loves it.
Ashley loves it.

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OK, but before we get to that, a
shout.

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Out, yes.
A shout out.

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Yeah, we have a shout out to
Jerry Reedstra again from Jeff.

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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Yeah, from Jeff to Jerry.

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Happy 10th anniversary to my
wife, Jerry Reedstra.

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Love, Jeff.
Oh, how about that 10th?

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Anniversary.
That's nice.

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Yeah.
Happy anniversary, you guys.

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You know what?
Happy anniversary to both of

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you.
Even you, Jeff.

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I know you bought it for Jerry,
but happy anniversary to both of

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you.
Thank you, Jeff.

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Yeah, even you.
Do we?

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Because it was.
I was happy Mother's Day last

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week.
Yes, well, they clearly they

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he's.
Leading a very similar life to.

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You they have, yeah.
They've got a lot going on.

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In May I got birthdays and
anniversaries and mother.

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It's all there.
It's all there.

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All right.
Well, I hope you had a great

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Mother's Day, Jerry, and I hope
you have a great anniversary,

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too, Jerry.
Jerry.

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Jerry.
Jerry.

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Go to our website
underwhelming.ca if you want to

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do a shout out to anyone.
It's all there for you, so.

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It's in the dud and shop.
Yeah, you can just purchase it

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right Online.
It goes to us.

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We'll get it and say it and
there you go.

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And something to mine that
Ashley hates has been in the

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garage for years and years and
years until now.

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Something.
Yours.

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Yours.
OK, it's let me can we guess?

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And we?
Guess.

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Sure, maybe it's a set of drums.
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That's what I was gonna.
Maybe it's a OK a canoe.

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I wish.
I could do 'cause you were the

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president of your.
I was not.

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I just the kid in a summer sport
in the club like any other

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sport.
OK, who?

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Was the president?
I don't know.

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I don't.
Did you say them for?

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It somebody's mom or dad?
No, somebody.

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'S mom or.
Dad, I thought you were elected.

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President.
I was sure.

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I was sure you were elected
president.

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No, I have a plaque that I was
an outstanding Bantam boy.

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Right.
Best Bantam boy?

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Yeah.
You know, 'cause there's like

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Bantam pee wee Midget.
You know the age level is Bantam

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boy.
I like that though I might start

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just start calling you.
Different in canoeing in each

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level.
Well, it's the age level.

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It's like any, I don't think of
hockey like you're a different.

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You're pee wee and then you're
Bantam, but now you're like, I

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don't know, 10 and under, then
you're 12 and under, then you're

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15 and under.
OK, they changed.

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I just, I just feel like I'm
going to call you a, a Bantam

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boy.
Bantam boy.

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Phantom boy, Yeah.
The best phantom boy from here

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on in Yeah, every time you get
it introduced for.

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Me, I'm not in that age category
anymore.

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Now a best fairy godmother.
Yes, yes, because that thing

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that's been in the garage at the
request of both my children,

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getting along, coordinating with
each other, wanting the same

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thing, wanting to do it
together.

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They both ask, Oh please, dear
Father, please.

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Yes.
Won't you please get get that

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set of drums out of the garage
and set them up so we could play

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them?
I'll bet your wife loves that.

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The I'll find you a text from
the first night they got reset

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up again.
Oh boy.

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I can't thank you enough for
setting up the drum set.

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OK, there's there's certainly a.
We're assuming she's being

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facetious.
Sarcastic.

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Maybe a little.
There is the emoji with the eyes

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rolling up in the back.
That's a use of sarcasm, sure.

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Oh God, is she working from home
today?

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She'll love that.
Oh great, he's talking about

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them again.
Well, yeah, and, and funny

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enough, because the girls will
now come play them when they

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come home from school.
Uh huh.

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When she's here working from
home and I'm not home.

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Right.
Even better.

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I can't control it.
I can't help them.

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Are you teaching them how to
play?

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Are you giving them some skills?
I'm around, yeah, sometimes

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before school we'll we'll do a
little bit.

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Oh, good.
Yeah.

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Because Harley's thinking she is
quite, quite a A flautist, A

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flautist, a flautist.
Yeah.

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She's playing the flute.
She's getting pretty good.

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Good.
You can recognize the song she's

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playing.
OK, great.

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Yeah.
So she thinks maybe she'll

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switch to percussion.
But she kind of thought that

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maybe they don't really have
anyone that plays the drums and

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they have drums at school.
Oh, and she thought, well, maybe

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she would like to play the drums
and if she could practice at

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home then she could demonstrate
to her teacher that she would be

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a good choice to be the drummer.
Sure.

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Yeah, you could do that,
especially if you don't have

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one.
Warms my heart that she wants to

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do what daddy does.
Right.

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Yes, of course.
Yeah, especially the teenager,

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right?
Right.

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To have a shared activity.
What?

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Does Ashley say about her
becoming a percussionist?

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Because then those drums are
getting played a lot more.

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Well, I don't think we've
thought of that, but just fine

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with me because I'm not home
most of the time when she would

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be.
Practicing.

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No.
I think I would rather have the

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drums banging than somebody
playing a tuba or, you know,

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like.
There's worse instruments.

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There are way worse instruments
like depends.

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What did?
You play what did you play

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Rachel, the French horn or?
Something I played the French

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horn and then I play I play an E
flat horn which is like a mini

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tuba.
I don't want any.

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I don't want an E flat horn in
my house.

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Well, actually, so Kendall also
plays the E flat horn with.

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Me.
Wonderful.

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And Julia just switched to
percussion, so she's playing

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drums, but she has like a drum
pad that she can practice on

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'cause we don't have a drum set.
Right.

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And I have that which is like
bouncy and you can practice on

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it and it doesn't make any
noise, right.

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They they don't seem very
interested in that.

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You know they want to make the
noise.

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Perhaps you could invite Rachel
over with her daughter to

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practice at your house.
Yeah, all three of them could do

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it together.
Right, anytime I'm not here,

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have at it.
I could bring Kendall, could

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bring her in, I could bring
mine.

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We could have a whole band, 2
family bands all together.

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I ask.
You so you are kind of giving

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them some tips from you're
you're teaching them to play the

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drums.
How's that going?

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Are they, are they getting
better at it or are they just,

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you know, banging away?
We're only in the first week

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here, so there's more, you know,
while you're like guiding them,

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there's like a, you know, boom,
tap, boom, tap.

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And as soon as you step away,
it's.

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Yeah.
So.

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Yeah, I think that's what Ashley
doesn't like.

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I think if there's some
semblance of a rhythm, maybe

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she'd be more.
Yeah.

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That's what I always thought
practicing at home to my parents

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thought well, you know, at least
I'm like playing something,

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right not.
Just smash them going right.

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And I'm sure they agreed.
Yeah, OK.

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So your parents were OK with it?
Yeah, and, and the years before

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the school band had because my
my elementary school band didn't

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have drums, so I had to play
something else in grades 7 and

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8.
And so I was bringing home a

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trumpet A.
Trumpet, which is.

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Super quiet and not imposing at
all either, yeah.

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Sure.
Well.

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At least with trumpets you can
use a mute.

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You know there's mutes that you
have, OK.

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What a mute.
Like the toilet plunger, Like,

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yeah, that thing.
Yeah, yeah, kind of.

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It sticks in the end of the
bell.

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Yeah, How were you at the
trumpet?

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Were you any good?
I think so, yeah.

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I thought you were pretty
decent, Yeah.

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To play the high notes, you got
to you got to play really loud

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to get those high.
Notes, right?

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Like I kind of, I kind of know.
A.

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Little bit about your your
upbringing and some of the

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things that you did.
And I feel like playing the

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drums or the trumpet was on
purpose.

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That's what I think.
Agreed.

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I'm going to pick the loudest.
I mean, was it in the room that

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was closest to the barnyard?
And if it was warm enough, was

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the window facing the barn
always open?

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Was it right in the horse's ear?
Who?

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Can say who?
Can say I can't remember, it was

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so long ago I.
Expect this episode will prompt

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another e-mail from your mother.
But I hope so.

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I hope so.
And I need to follow up on how

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the kids are doing with the with
the drums.

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I know how to drown it out.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast.

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That's like spending the May 2
four weekend doing yard work.

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Doesn't sound fun, but hey, you
know, some people may enjoy it.

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That's exactly what we say about
the the podcast.

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I thought you're going to say
doesn't sound fun, but it's

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going to get done.
Well, maybe, but some people.

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Some people say they really like
it, so some people say, some

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people, people are saying.
Not everyone, but not every.

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Reviews are in and.
People.

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Are two out of five people.
Yeah, hey, there's, you could

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read all the reviews at
underwhelming.ca.

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There are 10s of them. 10s,
yeah, there are 10s actually.

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underwhelming.ca, sure, or on

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any of the platform if you're
listening on wherever you can do

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that or watching.
Force Apple and Spotify to show

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this podcast to more people so
you can actually demonstrate

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that in fact people are saying.
People are saying.

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I listen to it.
It's.

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Possible to be enjoyable.
OK, it's possible that it's not

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that bad.
Right.

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Sure.
Yeah.

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OK.
Well, earlier this week, I was a

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little worried about what people
might be saying about me because

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thank you.
Thank you.

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You're you're talking about your
reputation.

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Here I thought my reputation was
in jeopardy for a little bit,

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Yeah.
I mean Rachel.

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Rachel How real 2 out of five
people still think.

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OK.
All right.

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That I'm OK.
Two.

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Yes.
Maybe which two out of five?

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OK. 2 out of 10 maybe?
Your reputation, your cred, what

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is it?
What are we worried about?

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Right, so my daughter has her
own phone, Julia, and and it's

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my old phone.
Right, So in she's so she's got

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all my contacts.
You didn't wipe it.

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Well, I didn't.
No, I didn't.

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I would have.
Because I'd given it to her so

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long ago and then I just added a
phone number and then anyway,

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she already had apps on there
and all kinds of stuff.

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So.
So anyways she has me of course

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as a contact and she had changed
my name to not mom but birth

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giver and also changed my photo
to you know those .5 photos the

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kids take of their parents
foreheads And it's like a like a

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close up kind of wide or a wide
shot of my forehead from up up

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above.
It's a very bad photo.

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It's just your forehead, like
you can't see your face.

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Oh, you can see it, but my chin
looks very small and my forehead

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looks very big because it's from
up top and it's zoomed out and

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it and it's very close.
So that's my profile picture.

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So it's on her phone.
So it's it's not great.

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And so sometimes I have to
e-mail myself just to remind

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myself of something.
So I did that recently.

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And my e-mail, whenever somebody
emails me, it goes into my CRM,

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which is like a customer
relationship management system.

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So I log into that the other day
and I see that birth giver is a

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customer.
His birth giver has now logged.

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And I'm like, Oh my God is my
e-mail now?

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Does my e-mail now say birth
giver?

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Cause I've emailed myself and I
thought am I emailing clients

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and my my e-mail says birth
giver and my photo is this

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zoomed zoomed out photo of my
forehead.

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I hope so with my small chin.
Boy, I hope so.

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My fingers are crossed.
No, I I'm hoping that's how this

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turns.
Out.

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I mean, listen, I think that
it's hysterical that she calls

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me birth giver 'cause I think
that really, I'm very proud of

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her humor and her sense of humor
that we've cultivated in her.

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I think that that's his.
That's very funny.

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I don't really, Yeah, I don't
really see any real issue with

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it.
It's mother and birth giver are,

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you know, Sure.
Yeah, one in the same.

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And she, you know, changed
people's names and stuff on her

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phone.
And it's like if you have your

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wife and you instead of her name
you just say wife or whatever

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her in your in your contacts.
Or.

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Worse or worse?
Or worse, sure SO.

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Old lady.
I e-mail myself again and I

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think why is this coming up as
birth giver?

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Because I didn't change my name
to birth giver like on the

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e-mail obviously it still says
Rachel Gilbert.

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So I emailed myself and then I
emailed two friends and I said

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what comes up when I e-mail you?
And they said, Oh no, it's just

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your regular name and a regular
photo.

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Big.
Relief, thank God.

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I don't know why it came up like
that in my CRM, but I deleted it

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because I'm like I don't know
why it's there but I don't know

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how that works because her phone
used to be my phone.

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I don't know what's on the
cloud.

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I don't know what's, I don't
know how that works.

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And so for a, for about 5
minutes, I was like, Oh my God,

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I've been emailing people like
this, like who thinks, you know,

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and I sometimes I do marketing.
So you're emailing strangers and

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it, you know, I was, I was
concerned, but on the other

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hand, I was proud of Julia's
that that that's funny.

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I was hoping this would turn out
differently, but I yeah, I

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don't.
Think I know?

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I'm glad it didn't.
Why?

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Well, I don't want to be
emailing clients e-mail.

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Look, you get an, you get an
e-mail from somebody called

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Birth Giver.
Yeah, I imagine.

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Take all my money.
She's hilarious.

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Yeah, this woman is there.
I don't know who.

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The Oh yeah, she started up a
sham.

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She's a voice over.
I am a Nigerian Prince and I

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have $5,000,000 for you.
No, nobody does that anymore.

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Yeah, come on, do your required
corporate cybersecurity

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training.
Yes, before the deadline, before

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they lock you out of your
computer and then it becomes a

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whole company wide issue to get
you logged back.

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Just click.
Here just, you know,

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hypothetically that could happen
to someone, yeah.

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Oh.
Better click here to fix.

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It Yeah, because hypothetically
that person might wait till the

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very last minute or past the
deadline to fill out.

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Anything like a month past?
Right.

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Exactly.
Yeah.

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Yeah, you want to be birth giver
to all those clients?

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You want us?
Could you imagine?

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Don't you want to stand out?
Yeah.

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You're in a You're in a dog eat
dog voice.

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Eat voice world out there that's
in a sea of Rachel's.

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Don't you want to be a birth
giver?

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Yes.
Well, and in some cases it could

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work in my favor because people,
well, I'm also a birth giver.

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I'll click on that.
Right.

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See.
Perhaps.

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Oh, my mom's emailing me.
I'll click on that right?

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Maybe they maybe it could work.
Sure.

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Maybe I should change it for a
day and see.

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Actually.
It's.

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Not it out.
Not a bad scam either.

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Now then, you think of it.
Yeah.

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Click here to learn.
More about.

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It's your mother here.
I need $1000 money.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the podcast.
That's like spending the main 24

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weekend with the 2 four or two.
A beer or maybe or I, I don't

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care a vodka.
I don't really care.

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A vodka sodas.
Whatever your whatever your

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thing is, it sounds fun.
It is fun.

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And of course we sound better
after you've had about 10.

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Yeah.
So.

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Yeah, happy long weekend.
Enjoy.

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Light up some fireworks.
Yeah.

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Yes, yeah.
Long weekends early this year.

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And why is this?
I don't know, like it's way

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early this.
Yeah, it really.

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Is.
I don't know how that works.

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Not either.
It's time for headline.

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Yay, very good.
Okay.

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All right, well, don't get too
excited these no, this is.

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I'm just trying to hype you up.
The idea here is to be, you

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know, to have some fun with
these, but you know some of them

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may not be that fun you.
Know you know, like early May 2.

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Four weekend guarantees worst
camping weather, Yes.

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Yes, absolutely.
Headlines.

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Yeah, that.
Well, that would be a headline.

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That's a good one.
This is also a bit of a downer.

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Amazon worker dies on warehouse
floor.

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Colleagues continue working
around his body.

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Let's get back to work.
Wow.

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That's an actual headline.
Oh my God, I think maybe

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everybody should go home that
day.

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If you're wondering why people
don't like Jeff Bezos, there's.

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Yeah, there's that.
There's that.

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How about this?
This isn't fun either. 140

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chickens die after wedding DJ
decides to crank up the bass.

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What?
Real.

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Headlines that can make the
chickens die.

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Well, it did, apparently.
You better watch out with your

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drums, Foreman.
Too much bass drum.

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Right, yeah, all these chickens
we have around.

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No all the.
Chickens got the dog.

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Close by.
No, no dog yet.

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Here we go.
Starbucks CEO defends $9 coffee,

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He says quote, it's not a $10
coffee and you get a premium

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experience.
Headlines.

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OK.
What an asshole.

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Yeah, Deck.
Right.

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PEI man caught committing EI
fraud while being sentenced for

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EI fraud.
Can't stop, won't stop.

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That's an actual headline.
Hold on guys, I'm just kidding.

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I'm in the middle of something
here.

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He's got to fill something out
here.

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I got to fill it up.
California man swaps Lego pieces

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for pasta in nationwide scam.
What?

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He stole Lego pieces and out of
boxes and put.

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Oh yeah, he finally.
Put past, I thought it was I was

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like, why put little bags of
pieces in the pasta?

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Box he put in, you know, like
Mac and cheese, pasta.

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It sounds the same.
He does, actually.

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That is real headlines.
Yeah.

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I wonder how long he got away
with that, because I had a

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while.
It's been a while, yeah.

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Man with at I hacked the
government Instagram account

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tells judge Quote I made a
mistake headline.

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I hacked.
The government.

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I hacked the government well.
Somebody's got to do it, I

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guess.
Well, yeah, but don't tell

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everybody you do.
Sure.

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Yeah, don't advertise that.
Exactly a man hides inside Best

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Buy after closing a head of
Pokémon card release.

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Oh boy, guess they.
Found him.

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That's an actual headline.
They're nuts, right?

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You know if you're ever at
Costco when the Pokémon cards

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come out, it's a sea.
Yes, I remember you telling me

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that, Yeah.
Yeah, it's funny.

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I.
And busy, get it?

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It is weird.
That's small.

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Yeah.
Man in hospital after car slams

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into wall painted like a tunnel.
Oh, that's real.

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Headlines.
You really shouldn't do that.

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Paint the walls like you know.
Just in case.

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Oh, come on.
I mean just.

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In case, did he think it was
like Harry Potter he was going

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to go through?
I don't know.

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Yeah, I don't know.
I love that but I've seen a

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YouTube video testing Tesla
cameras to see if it would know

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like a sheet painted with a road
or would it know to stop and

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other vehicles knew it wasn't
real and stopped.

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Tesla blew right through.
Just in case of shopping for a

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new vehicle, Tesla's optical
camera system would absolutely

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smash through a fake wall
without even a slight tap on the

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bricks.
Good to know, Yeah, testing

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suggests Google's AI overviews
tells millions of lies per hour.

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I believe that that's that's the
truth.

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Just letting you know.
Yeah, yeah.

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Letting you know is trust.
Yeah, Yeah.

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University Censorship conference
cancelled due to university

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censorship.
That's.

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An actual.
Headline naturally scores.

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Yeah, that's the same as the PEI
man with the EEI.

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Friday we have to have this
Exactly why do we need this

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conference?
Police Sergeant caught naked in

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part quote.
I was just ringing out sweaty

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clothes.
Oh my God.

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Real headlines.
It's gross.

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Sure, stop at this park, take
everything off.

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And it was so sweaty.
It's dripping out.

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Just bring it all out.
Yeah, just getting, you know,

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just bring it out.
Here, and that's the plausible

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story.
Yeah, sorry ma'am.

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00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,720
Just bringing out my underwear,
man.

462
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,200
Man brings sister's skeleton to
bank to prove she's dead.

463
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,680
Headlines.
They didn't believe me.

464
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,520
Why do you have that?
Well, she's been at the front of

465
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,960
my kids classroom for years.
Exactly.

466
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,560
It's okay.
All right on a hook, like on a

467
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,800
hanging.
Yeah, exactly.

468
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:18,120
Arson suspect arrives at police
interview with Singed eyebrows.

469
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,200
That's an actual headline.
Wasn't.

470
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,080
Me.
That happened to Jeremy a couple

471
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,160
summers ago with the BBQ.
OK.

472
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,320
Well, that's different.
Yeah, that's a little.

473
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,160
Different they were.
Crispy on the ends of his

474
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,840
eyebrows.
Yeah, I took a picture.

475
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,960
You.
Can smell it, too.

476
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,440
Yeah.
You know, it's time to go to

477
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,360
Florida.
Here we go, Florida.

478
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,720
Time to go to Florida.
Florida man gets naked and

479
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,480
steals a car.
Real headline.

480
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,600
Sure.
I don't know why that's the

481
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,640
headline.
That's just.

482
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,880
That's the.
That's what it says on the sign

483
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,520
when you drive into Florence.
Yeah.

484
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,080
Oh, and there's an alligator,
you know, that's right.

485
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,120
It says when you.
Make it steal a car.

486
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,200
Put your Gator in the back.
Yeah, and he's on math or he's

487
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,560
drunk.
And marry your cousin you can

488
00:24:59,560 --> 00:24:59,840
do.
That.

489
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,360
Your cousin?
Yeah, exactly.

490
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:06,520
Florida teens arrested after
lawn mower joyride inside

491
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,240
Target.
Headlines.

492
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,080
That sounds fun.
That does.

493
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,600
Actually.
Who hasn't wanted to do that?

494
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,400
Yeah, they're living the dream,
Yeah.

495
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,640
I don't even blame them for
that.

496
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,760
Like that?
Florida woman drove her lifted

497
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:27,640
truck over a Lamborghini and
didn't even notice some big

498
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,960
tires.
That's an actual headline.

499
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,840
Those big tires.
Wow, yeah.

500
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,080
Florida woman drives casually,
drives monster truck.

501
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,480
A Cobra Lamborghini.
Oh my God.

502
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,240
I know.
Florida woman is the driver of

503
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,280
Gravedigger.
Yeah, exactly.

504
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,000
That's right.
Florida doctor charged in death

505
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,040
of patient who had wrong organ
removed during surgery.

506
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,800
I took out the kidney, was
supposed to remove the spleen.

507
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,040
Real headlines that never works.
Out.

508
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,160
Oh my God, there's like few
organs you can actually remove

509
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,120
and be fine to live so.
Hi, everybody.

510
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,600
Hi, Doctor Nick.
Hi, Doctor Nick.

511
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:14,440
Florida Man State trooper pulls
over pickup, finds 13 iguanas

512
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,960
zip tied like criminals in the
back.

513
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,040
Wow.
What?

514
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,680
Headlines.
Little.

515
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,280
Like their little hands are
together and.

516
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,160
For a little iguana.
What did they do?

517
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,000
You can't move.
Those were sweaty, that's why

518
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,840
they were naked in the park.
Yeah, what did they do that's so

519
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,200
sad.
Florida woman arrested after

520
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,000
allegedly kicking a kid at a
youth football game during an on

521
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,040
field ball quote.
He kicked me first.

522
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,520
Yeah.
That's not.

523
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,200
He deserves it.
That's an actual headline.

524
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,560
He's deserved it.
When you're talking about kids,

525
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,560
no, you can't.
You can't.

526
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,640
The field lady quit kicking the
kids.

527
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,440
That's great.
Kicking the kids.

528
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,120
I don't like to go to a soccer
game like that actually, or that

529
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,400
would be actually entertaining.
I've never been to a kit.

530
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,040
Well, I don't go to a lot of
kids sports, to be honest.

531
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,240
But where there's been an adult
brawl, Yeah.

532
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,040
It happens at hockey games
apparently.

533
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,280
I've never seen it live either.
No.

534
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,320
A Florida man arrested for Grand
Theft tried to escape on a

535
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,440
tricycle.
Naked real.

536
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,920
Headlines.
Why did he?

537
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,560
What was he naked?
Noah Alligator?

538
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,600
No, nothing.
Didn't he thieve a car?

539
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,760
Couldn't he have?
A Florida man tries to call

540
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,840
family on his shoe, then strips
and sprints through traffic.

541
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,920
Because of course he does.
Because he's naked on meth.

542
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,160
Yeah, probably.
Probably.

543
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,080
Here we go Florida woman caught
with drugs in vagina.

544
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,640
OH told cops she didn't know how
it got there.

545
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,560
It's just weird.
That's an actual headline.

546
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,680
How?
Who put that up there?

547
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,160
And then there's Florida Man,
arrested for exposing himself

548
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,840
and fornicating with a vacuum.
Gross.

549
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:09,200
All right, well.
Was he at home outside?

550
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Was he at the like?
Was this at the vacuum store?

551
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,640
Headline is just.
Do that at all.

552
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,840
Say something.
About sucks, but I don't know

553
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,840
what.
I don't really know what.

554
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,000
To why I'm.
Going to just just going to

555
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,840
leave.
Let leave that alone.

556
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,240
Twice years had to close.
Yeah, too.

557
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,360
Many.
Vacuum mishaps.

558
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:37,000
Yeah, Florida Man gets pulled
over because even in Florida you

559
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,680
can't have missiles mounted on
your truck.

560
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,120
Really.
Yes, apparently.

561
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,600
Headlines.
So there is a line.

562
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,560
There, there is a lot.
There is a lot, yes.

563
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,520
You can do a lot in Florida,
but.

564
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,040
The Florida Man uses jet
propelled hoverboard to walk his

565
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,040
dog who's piloting the jet ski.
That's an actual headline.

566
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,560
I actually saw that.
It's hysterical.

567
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,880
The dog is on a jet ski.
Yes, and he's out ahead on one

568
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:09,480
of those jet pack things,
spraying out of the water ahead

569
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,360
of the jet ski and the dogs just
sitting there like he's driving

570
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,040
the jet.
And he was arrested for that.

571
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,640
No, didn't say he's just doing
it.

572
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,400
He used.
It it was just a little bit

573
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,200
more.
I would like to see that.

574
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,520
One more, one more.
Here we go.

575
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:28,360
Florida man dressed in red lace
bra and G string, accused of

576
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,400
hiding gun under his prosthetic
silicone breasts.

577
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:38,000
Sheriff says it was ugly.
It was so ugly.

578
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,040
You know, that's more than a
headline.

579
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,640
That's that's the pilot of a
Netflix TV show right there.

580
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,280
Faddish.
I could see that actually, Yeah,

581
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,720
yeah.
I'm trying not to.

582
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,960
Real headline, yeah.
I would, I think I would.

583
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,640
I would watch that.
I think, yeah.

584
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,640
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

585
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,920
The podcast with Dave, Rachel
and Foreman that was, oh,

586
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,560
sponsorless without sponsor
today.

587
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,800
Yes, that's true.
Yeah, we don't like it when it's

588
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,120
without a sponsor, so.
You can sponsor.

589
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,120
Anybody can sponsor, we will
take anyone.

590
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,280
Yeah, go to underwhelming.ca or
e-mail us

591
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,280
dave.rachelforeman@gmail.com or
you can DM us on any of our

592
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,920
social channels.
Yeah, underwhelming.ca, you can

593
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,160
go there and buy merchandise on
the dud store and you can do

594
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,000
shout outs there.
People have been buying

595
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,840
merchandise, right?
Somebody just bought a.

596
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,400
Yes, yes, Adam just bought a
hoodie.

597
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,160
So thank you very much.
And I see, I see that it's been

598
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,640
sent out, so it should arrive
soon.

599
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,440
Thank you for purchasing.
I'm wearing mine today, very

600
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,960
cozy.
I wear mine but not out I don't

601
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,760
know why.
Really, I do.

602
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,160
Yeah, I don't know why.
I just feel like if I wear it

603
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,280
and, and I'm walking somewhere,
someone's eventually going to

604
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,720
come up to me and go.
Why does it say underwhelming on

605
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,800
your?
Yeah.

606
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,920
Which is the idea I guess.
That's the idea, maybe, yeah.

607
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,640
Why?
All right, I'll do it.

608
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,200
But it's.
Like, but I don't know, maybe

609
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,400
it's the thing if you don't want
to wear your own merchandise,

610
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,960
you know, if you're a singer and
you're wearing a hat that says

611
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,640
your own name, sure.
That's part of it.

612
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,080
That is part of it.
That is part.

613
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,040
Come on.
Right now there's no one else to

614
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,440
really wear our stuff, so we
have to do it.

615
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,240
We have to, I mean.
There's a few people and I hope

616
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,960
they do all.
Right.

617
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,640
We've also reached the point in
the show where we like to hear

618
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:44,560
from you with comments or emails
or whatever.

619
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,840
So what have we got this week?
Well, we don't need all your

620
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,600
comments and emails and pictures
necessarily.

621
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,560
Like, thank you, Karen for
always being a great contributor

622
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,280
to the podcast.
Here and had a shout out last.

623
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,320
Week and for purchasing the
shout out yeah thank you for Kia

624
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,680
Pete an all time classic.
Yes, we did like that all.

625
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,120
Time Classic.
Yeah, but a picture of my

626
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,440
daughters and your dog, Toby,
that I mentioned last week.

627
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,320
Yep.
You know, still trying to give

628
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,040
in to our family to buy our own
dog.

629
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,720
That's not helping.
No, not that's not helpful.

630
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,920
No, not helpful.
It's a picture of my own

631
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,400
children and your dog I've never
seen before, but still.

632
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,400
You've never seen the picture
before.

633
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,480
Nice picture for me.
Yes, it's lovely.

634
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,880
That she brings into the pool,
right?

635
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,640
That has made it a brief
appearance at the pool.

636
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,960
Yeah, I see.
OK, you know.

637
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,480
Nice picture, but yeah, you're
well.

638
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,240
Hang in there for him and you're
doing well.

639
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,280
You're still hanging in.
No dog here.

640
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,440
No dog.
Yeah, the.

641
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,200
Dog still made it into the
house, but not the dog.

642
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,960
Well, who takes their mind off
the dog?

643
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,440
That's right.
Yeah.

644
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,400
Well, that's true.
Forman's a genius.

645
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,600
Yeah.
He knew.

646
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,760
Phantom boy genius.
That's Phantom Boy.

647
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,920
Yes.
It's good for you.

648
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,520
Yeah.
Thank you to an anonymous

649
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,240
message sender.
OK.

650
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,720
Who said anonymous?
Yes because this anonymous

651
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,560
person says they just finished
the newest episode and would

652
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,560
like this comment to stay
anonymous because I live in a

653
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,760
small town.
OK it drives me crazy when

654
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,200
people abandoned their carts and
walk 2 aisles over.

655
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,720
So what I do?
Uh oh.

656
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,160
I love this.
I put something random and small

657
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,480
in their carts when they leave
them unattended.

658
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,440
Oh my God.
I like that.

659
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Then they get to the till and
look so confused when they grab

660
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,240
it.
Or maybe they don't notice until

661
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,200
they get home.
Hey.

662
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,240
Why am I?
Why did I get a tin of oysters?

663
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,000
I didn't put this.
In here like oysters.

664
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,240
And you had to pay for it, too.
Oh.

665
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,400
No, actually, that's kind of
genius.

666
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,120
It is, although they'll never
know why.

667
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:46,920
Never know.
It was you.

668
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,440
Yeah.
Why, Yeah.

669
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,680
They don't know what they've
done.

670
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,640
They haven't learned their
lesson of it's because you

671
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,480
blocked the aisle.
Yeah, with your big fat cart.

672
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,520
Yeah.
Somewhere there's a small town

673
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,920
food land where people are
buying things that they didn't

674
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,320
want.
Yes, I love that.

675
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,040
Yes, I just love that.
Of course it's a food land.

676
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,560
Yeah, for sure.