BEND OVER! (Ep. 142)

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Everybody talks about what a
great movie Love Actually is

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like.
It's not even really a fun

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movie.
No.

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Well the memes this time of year
are all happy.

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I hate Alan Rickman season to
all who celebrate.

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Yeah, because he cheats on his
wife with the secretary and he

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gives his wife a Joni Mitchell
CD.

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For Christmas.
Yes, yeah.

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And he also is the bad guy in
Die Hard.

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My God.
Yeah, and Harry Potter isn't.

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He isn't.
He isn't.

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Well, no, you think he's the bad
guy the whole time?

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Turns out he's been helping
Harry the whole time.

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Spoiler he's.
Yeah, he's not a bad guy.

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I actually haven't seen the
movies.

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Oh well, that really does spoil
the whole season base.

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This is the whole series for you
really pretend you didn't hear

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that.
Yes, that really I just guys

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will not watch it now.
OK, great.

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There's no reason.
To might as well not watch it

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now.
Here we go.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's us.
It's Dave Rachel Forum, and this

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is the podcast.
That's like doing Black Friday

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shopping and buying something
for yourself.

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Kind of dumb, but somewhat
satisfying.

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Is that a bad thing?
That's what I'm just saying.

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We're somewhat doing a lot of
heavy lifting.

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It is on our podcast today.
I've got some headlines a little

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later.
Foreman in Is Foreman in Foreman

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is wondering what Christmas
movie is banned at your house?

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Or should be.
And Rachel, you have an update.

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Hockey.
Finally, that must mean you

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actually went.
I did actually go.

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This was my first time.
It was a week ago as of this

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recording date, OK.
And so we, I, I think I'd missed

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the 1st 2:00.
Well, I think we'd had three.

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So I'd missed the first three.
I couldn't go and well, the one

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I I didn't go, as you know,
because I didn't, you could.

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Go but wouldn't go.
Yeah, power skating.

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Sure.
Thank you.

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OK.
That's a.

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That's a whole different thing.
Yeah, So I let me tell you that

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I was actually really dreading
this.

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I didn't want to go.
I was kicking myself for signing

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up again.
I thought, why do I why am I

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doing this?
I don't, you know, it's 9:00 at

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night.
It's for an hour and a half.

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The first like 30 minutes is
skills, which is to me painful,

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but we do it because I'm very
bad.

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I'm just so I mean, I need it.
I I need it, but I don't, I just

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anyway, when you're actually
playing my feet don't, I don't

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think about my feet, right.
So that we do skills and then we

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do a like a game between our two
little teams.

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And so, you know, my feet always
hurt when I'm out there,

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obviously.
And when I'm doing skills,

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there's, you know, I, I'm
thinking about how much my feet

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hurt because it's a little bit
slower and whatever.

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But when you're playing, you're
not focused on your feet because

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you're just trying to stay
upright and, and see where the

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pucks going.
So I'm not as focused on being

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in pain, so I prefer playing
right.

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The reason you wouldn't be
focused on your feet is 'cause

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you're into the game and you're
playing and you're.

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Into the game.
Yes, you're focused on being

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upright.
Fine.

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Am focused on being upright.
I've only ever fallen one time,

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knock on wood, and so that but
but I'm not very fast, right?

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Like I don't, I'm not fast.
And so last year was our first

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year.
So everybody it was just one big

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group split into two teams.
This year they've done a little

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differently where they have like
a beginners group, which is us.

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And then they have the girls
who've actually played before,

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you know, in high school or
whatever, and they've have their

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own like slightly more advanced
group because those girls are

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skating circles around me.
Like I can't even like, which

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was good when they were on your
team because they were getting

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all the goals right.
Right.

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Sure.
You're you're you like them?

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Yeah.
I like them.

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And you're a pylon.
And I'm a pylon.

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Exactly.
That's exactly right.

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You're and.
You're on defense, I assume?

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Well, it depended.
It depends because actually this

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this time I was on, I was on
forward a lot and I had to do

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the face off a lot like you were
the.

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Center.
That's I was the center.

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The center.
OK, Yeah.

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OK, we don't really play.
We just kind of go out, do our

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little face off, and then
everybody just kind of toddles

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around wherever they feel like,
like nobody's real.

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So there you don't have a same
position, not.

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Really it's just kind of we go
out and like, look around.

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I was going to use this like,
oh, is there five people on the

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ice?
Yeah, yeah.

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OK.
And then we all kind of look

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around, OK, Everybody take a
spot somewhere, you know, for

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the face off.
And then we toddle around and we

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have a goalie.
So this.

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No, we don't actually have
goalies.

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And so that's a very good
question, actually, Dave.

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No, we don't have goalies.
That's a really good question

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because it would appear that it
would be very, very easy to

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score without goalies.
Right.

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So what we have is those board
things that you put on the goal,

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the board, I don't know what are
they called the tutor shooters

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or something like that.
It's like a board and it's got

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like holes at the bottom and
their sides and whatever so that

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you can, it's like a goalie
board.

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It's I don't know.
What they call it, OK, so you

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have to like you have to slide
the pocket into one of the

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holes.
Right.

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So what what they have done is
they put the boards on, which

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covers the whole goal, the net.
And then there's the thing at

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the bottom.
They lift up the bottom and they

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put this bar underneath so that
the pucks can easily slide

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under.
I see.

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Yeah, so anyways, the big news
this time is that I'm getting

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more comfortable and I haven't
actually lost a lot of steam

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from last year, so I'm doing
pretty well.

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Like I'm thinking, OK, I feel
like I've, you know, I didn't

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take a break since April.
Like I feel like I'm, I didn't

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lose.
I thought I was going to go back

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out there and, and, you know,
back at square one because I

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haven't done anything.
But no, I'm, I'm OK.

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And now that we don't have these
super fast girls with us, I'm

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touching the puck more.
Also nice, right?

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So there's a lot of scoring.
So finally guys, your girl got a

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goal.
No.

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Yes.
Well, well, well, all right.

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Please describe said goal.
Was it a slap shot?

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No, because that would make me
fall over.

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No.
So I figured at one point I'm

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like, you know what, everybody's
skating around the puck is kind

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of behind the net, right?
And I said, if I just sit here

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in front of the net, somebody
will pass me the puck and we'll

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I'll get it right in.
Like that's my my goal.

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Like that's my aim, right?
So lo and behold, Sarah passes

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me the puck, and she was
actually on fire with passing.

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Sarah, by the way, got a hat
trick at the during this game,

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so she'd already gotten three
goals.

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So she's would you, would you
say she's slightly better than

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you?
Yes, yes, slightly.

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Yeah, All right.
By a lot.

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Well, cuz I'm trying to picture
this.

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You said sure, the the group
you're with now, most of you are

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not very good, but now all of a
sudden.

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Still the worst.
All of a sudden we have Sarah

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who who got a hat trick.
And I'm like, OK, I received it.

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I actually touched it.
Like sometimes when people pass

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me the puck, I completely miss
it.

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And then I.
This is off your stick and there

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it goes.
Or my skate blade and I'm and I

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can't turn that way.
I have to turn around 360 the

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other way to get to it, and by
the time I do, somebody else has

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swiped it from me.
Boy, no.

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I wish we could go and see this
Foreman.

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Yeah, I would just really like
to see it so.

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She passes me the puck, I
actually get it.

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And then I, I like, OK, here we
go.

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And I, I, and it just goes right
in.

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And I thought, holy shit, that's
amazing.

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And I turned around and my face
was like, and then my other

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teammates right behind me and
she's like, Oh my God.

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And we hug and we're celebrating
as my first ever and only goal.

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Like I didn't even think I would
get a goal ever.

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That wasn't I didn't.
I didn't even care.

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That's awesome, you know, you
know, we're, we're we're both

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pleased and proud.
And but the the, I guess the,

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the next question, yeah, for me
would be did you win the game?

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I think we might have, but I
can't remember what the score

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was.
No, nobody's doing the side like

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nobody's doing the numbers.
Did you get the winning goal?

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No, I don't.
No, I didn't.

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No, because Sarah got a hat
trick.

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The girl that I hugged, she
almost got a hat trick.

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She lost two goals.
My friend next door, Heather,

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she got two goals.
Like there was a lot of like

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there's probably 9.
Wait a minute.

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Are you telling us at least?
Are you telling us that

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everybody on the ice got more
goals than you did?

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Sort of.
Maybe.

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How about the girls on the other
team where there are a lot of

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hat?
Trick girls there and too, yeah.

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A lot of scoring, I think, so
nobody was keeping track.

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I think people were, but I don't
so but actually.

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Purpose of a game is the other.
Team was scoring quite a bit and

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we were like, oh, we're gonna
lose.

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And I was just like, what's the
score anyway?

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I don't know.
And then I think we might have

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won, but I can't remember.
Anyway, it doesn't really

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matter.
Really shouldn't have told us

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all that because it was
impressive that you got a goal

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in a game, but now we know that
everybody on both teams got

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multiple.
Goals.

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Except you you, so you're still
in the same position.

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That's right.
Then there was no goalies.

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Yeah, you know.
OK, well.

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And we lifted up the the board
so that it just slid right

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underneath.
So you know.

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I have to go and see this.
But I did it.

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I did it.
Getting better, guys.

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OK.
What an athlete.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's the the podcast with You
know, us, Dave, Rachel Foreman.

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It's the podcast that's like the
month of November.

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Odds are you're happier when
it's over than when it starts.

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I was going to say dark and
shitty.

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I think we've done that one
before.

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Yeah.
Every bleak dark.

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We are shitty.
Bleak.

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Yeah.
Bleak and.

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There's literally nothing good
about November.

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Like Remembrance Day is a thing
that we you know, it's a not a

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holiday.
Important.

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It's important.
It's solemn.

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But it's not fun.
Yeah, it's very solemn.

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It's a.
Solemn disagreeation by the by

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the end.
Important, but so there's

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nothing good about November.
Yes, November leads into

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December.
It's the prelude to the fun of

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December.
Well, I guess if you can.

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Yes, says every small town
that's the gateway to some

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better bigger city that's the
next stop.

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Yes, like.
Exactly.

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Exactly.
No.

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The gateway.
To the nation's capital isn't

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saying much about your town.
It's more about the next place.

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That's November.
November is December Eve.

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Give it a break.
Where's the Carlton Place of

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podcast it's?
Carlton Place.

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Carlton Place of podcast.
Yeah, Foreman's hometown.

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And and The Muppets might as
well be the Carlton place of

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Christmas movies for my family.
Oh, The Muppets.

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Yeah, and The Muppets Christmas
Carol.

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A classic.
It is a.

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Classic.
A delightful classic.

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It's a wonderful movie.
It's incredible.

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I don't know how many times I
watched that as a kid.

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That movie is my best friend's
favorite Christmas movie.

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And you watched it?
It's a jam growing up, Yeah.

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It's a great, wonderful version.
I've been here for that every

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year and I am here for the food.
But every year that's a

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tradition.
Like you got to watch The

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Muppets Christmas Carol, of
course.

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Yeah.
You know what?

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You love it.
You could sing the songs.

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Michael Caine.
Yes, Michael Caine, but so you

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like it but nobody else you.
Cannot.

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I have been trying and I tried
again last weekend to get my

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family to watch this movie.
No one will stand for it.

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I can't get through 10 minutes
up.

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I can't get through the 1st song
they sing before.

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They're like, we're not watching
this.

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Like they see the singing fruit
and they're and they're done.

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They're out.
They couldn't.

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Ashley hate Muppets.
Emily doesn't like neither.

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Kids like Muppets in general.
I don't think they know what The

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Muppets is like.
They didn't grow up with The

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Muppets we grew up with.
Like there were endless Muppets

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shows and movies and all that
kind of stuff when we were kids.

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They're fun, sassy puppets.
Enjoy.

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Sit back, enjoy.
Eat your popcorn.

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Let me watch this movie.
I.

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Mean.
Beaker has a great Co star and

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Beaker's the greatest Muppet
ever and he has a Co starring

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role.
I mean, he's a he's an important

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part of the story.
Of course.

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My goodness, if you don't like
Beaker, what's wrong with?

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You.
Beaker let me tell you something

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Foreman, and this may may help
you or not.

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I now my older children love
especially my my son.

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He loves loves, loves the Muppet
Christmas Carol, just like you.

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Just like you.
Seems like you would, yeah.

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I think I struggled with
Charlotte to get her to watch it

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and my wife had absolutely,
positively no interest.

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No.
Really.

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Yeah, and, and part of the
reason, I believe is that the

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the Christmas Carol story, if if
if you're not familiar with it,

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if it hasn't been, well, I know
'cause it's the.

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General story of you're visited
by 3 ghosts, then you turn over

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a new leaf.
Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.
And I, I, I think I watched some

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cartoon animated version of A
Christmas Carol when I was a

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kid, which I absolutely loved
'cause I like, yeah, I like the

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story.
I mean, the story is it's, it's

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a, you know, it's the redemption
of this miserable Christmas

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hating person.
It's such a great story anyway.

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But I couldn't get anybody to in
my family to have an interest in

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it until the Grand Theatre did.
As their Christmas production.

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They did A Christmas Carol and
Scrooge was played actually by a

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woman and she was terrific.
Awesome.

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She was terrific in the anyway,
so we my my wife likes to go to

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the Christmas production at the
Grand, except this year we're no

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way I'm going to see frozen.
We're going.

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I bought.
Of course you are.

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Could have predicted both of
those I.

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Do not want to be in the
audience for that I would like.

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To be that.
That would be fun.

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No, I hope you enjoy it.
I don't think so.

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Anyway, so we went to see A
Christmas Carol and my wife and

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my daughter both loved it.
I'm like, I've been trying to

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tell you this, yeah, for years.
It's like the story.

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Well, it's not the story of
Christmas, but it.

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Is but it's a wonderful.
It's a classic, yeah.

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It's the classic Christmas story
about the guy who changes Yeah,

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Christmas changes him, Yeah.
And so the.

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Secular story of Christmas.
Yes.

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So I got them now that was a few
years ago.

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So if you get lucky enough in
that regard, Forman, maybe you

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can.
But the best one for them to

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watch is it's the easiest one to
watch I know.

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Because you know what we watched
instead?

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What?
And at the end of it, Harley

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said this is my favorite
Christmas movie.

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And that is it was A Christmas
Carol, but it was that mid 2000s

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Disney Jim Carrey one with the
weird animation like The Polar

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Express style animation of
right.

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It's the.
It's the one.

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Never seen that.
It's like, it's terrifying.

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It's OK, but it's scary.
It will it.

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The whole thing is mostly scary.
It will give you night.

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I can't believe Emily didn't
have nightmares.

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The Marley's ghost comes in and
he's screaming at Jim Carrey and

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his jaw breaks off and it's,
it's, it's crazy.

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Wow, it's crazy.
It's crazy a lot.

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Have you heard of the movie
Coraline?

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Which is not.
A Oh yeah, the kids are already

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weird off that we watched half
of that years ago, which was a

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terrible, terrible Christmas
Carol.

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Jim Carrey is exactly the same.
It's.

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Treated the same my daughter
Kendall watched on end for

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months.
Like we had to watch this movie

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almost daily because she was
obsessed with it.

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And I'm sitting there thinking
this is the creepiest fucking

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thing I've ever seen and she's
probably 6 years old watching

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Coraline loving it.
Like what the hell.

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Wow.
I don't know how kids watch that

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and then they can't.
I don't know.

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Well then she'll love this
version of The Christmas Carol.

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Now you should watch it.
She.

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Doesn't like creepy movies, like
she's very sensitive to that,

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but Coraline she it's funny what
they'll watch sometimes like and

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not.
See, because I like the

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Christmas Carol from when I was
a kid whenever a new version

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came out like the Muppet 1 and
there have been other versions.

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When that Jim Carrey thing came
out, when I went to see it in

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the theater by.
Myself.

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Oh my.
In 3D form and you think it's

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creepy?
Oh yeah, it's creepy.

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Did you walk out in the middle?
No, no, because I know, I know

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the story, but I I didn't like
the way they treated it.

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It was right.
I.

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Mean you feel like because I
mean you you can walk out of the

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end of it because it wraps it
ties everything up in a nice

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neat little bow right.
We all know how the the general

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story ends, so it's like a nice
ending, but to get there it's

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pure torture and I feel like
because having not.

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Read versions of that movie.
Well, but having not read the

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original Charles Dickens novel,
I feel like they that's probably

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the most accurate rendition of
maybe.

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Which was?
True to the novel form the Jimmy

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there.
One, did you carry 1?

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Yeah, it's because I get the
sense that Charles Dickens meant

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for you to feel that way.
Yes, to be scared.

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Yeah, There are times when you
want to be scared.

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Look, there's a couple of, you
know, there's the black and

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white one with forget the guy
who plays Scrooge, Alistair Sims

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or something.
It's a really, it's like a 1950

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version.
It's pretty scary.

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I mean, they're the the it's
scary, especially at the end.

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I mean, it's always that you no
one wants to go, goes to

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Christmas yet to come, no.
He kills you, he kills Tiny Tim.

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Like even in The Muppet.
Even in The Muppets movie, he's

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a little creepy.
Yeah.

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So that's the whole idea.
But I I'm sorry that you can't

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get anybody to watch it.
I got my, my they're all in now,

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only thanks to the Grand
Theater.

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And now I have them watching Die
Hard, but I don't think they

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love it.
I've never.

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Seen Diehard?
I don't.

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I don't.
You've never seen Diehard?

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No.
It's great movie.

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No, the one movie that Jeremy
has banned from our house now is

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Christmas Vacation.
That's the only If they're only

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going to pick one Christmas
movie to watch forever, it's

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that one.
It's that one, Jeremy.

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It's because I said to Julia
last year, I'm like, oh, I think

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you can watch this.
And Kendall was asleep.

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So I was like, OK.
And then so we put on Christmas

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vacation, and Jeremy is sitting
on the other couch looking at me

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like, Are you sure?
Like.

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And he says, I said, yeah, I
think it's fine.

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And then we get to the part
where he's looking at the girl

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in the bathing suit outside, and
she takes her clothes off.

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And I'm like, Oh yeah, I forgot
about that part.

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And.
Jeremy looks looks at me like,

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what are you?
Why did you put this on?

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I told you and I was like, I
didn't remember that part.

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He's like, there's bad words in
this.

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They're getting naked and
they're like, this is not cool,

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you know?
And so he's like, no, no more.

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And to this day.
So I fast forwarded that part.

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I don't think we even finished
watching the movie.

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And Julia.
Still says can we watch that

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movie and Jeremy's like no we.
Can't.

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Well, eventually, really, you
got to let her watch it.

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I.
Know I don't, I thought it would

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be OK and I was just it's I just
didn't remember.

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I didn't remember. 18 year old,
almost 19 year old, very close

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to 19 who loves that movie, but
good for her.

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She will not now at this age.
We discussed this here.

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We're we're we're discussing
whether we should watch Love

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Actually.
And for some reason something

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popped up, I think on Instagram,
some sort of the scene where

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Hugh Grant dances to, yes, you
know, jump or whatever.

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Yeah.
And it showed up as you know how

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I feel this time of year, or
you've been waiting for this

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moment.
Makes for a good meme.

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It makes for a great meme.
Him dancing, it is very, very

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funny.
A meme that people find funny.

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And everyone gets Rachel.
Everyone gets everybody.

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Thinks it's funny, all that
stuff.

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So she's like, well, let's watch
Love.

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Actually, I'm like, yeah, OK,
there's a reason I don't like

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Love Actually.
What is it?

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And then my daughter pipes up
it, you know, so we, I think

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what happened with that is I'd
never seen it.

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And you, I think Rachel, when we
were working together, you

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talked about, oh, Love Actually
is such a great Christmas movie.

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I'm like, well, maybe we should
try it.

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And I think we all sat down to
watch it.

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It doesn't say, you know, the
kids shouldn't be watching.

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Not that I recall.
So we get into the thing and

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it's it's a little convoluted
who everybody is.

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And then there's this couple who
seem to be the stand insurance

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for the star.
I don't know, they're doing the

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lighting for some movie and they
keep losing their clothes.

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Yeah, to the point.
Where they're both Yes, they're

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both naked in.
This.

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And not naked like the the girl
in Christmas Vacation 'cause you

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don't even see her get naked.
No, you don't really.

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You don't, you know, but.
In this you do.

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My 1 complaint about that movie.
That's right.

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These two are full on.
And, and so Charlotte's pipes up

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just, you know, last week
there's people naked in it.

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And it weirded me out when I was
a kid.

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And I'm like, yeah, that was a
mistake.

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Yeah, that's.
A mistake.

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And the other thing I don't
particularly like about Love

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Actually is it's not
particularly a happy Christmas

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movie.
No it.

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Really isn't.
Not all the vignettes are happy,

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no, But some of them are very
happy.

455
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,120
Yes, but not all.
Yeah.

456
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,320
So I think it's supposed to just
be a realistic look at.

457
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,880
But it's really not.
Yeah, realistic.

458
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,520
Yes, with you fall in love with
the Prime Minister.

459
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,840
Yeah, well.
It's not.

460
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,280
Realistic.
Yeah, I think Story phenom's not

461
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,840
in this one.
That's right.

462
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,640
Sometimes it works out and
sometimes it doesn't and you

463
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,000
know.
We can watch Bad Santa here, but

464
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,080
we're not watching Love Actually
Bad.

465
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,280
Santa.
Way worse.

466
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,720
What is it with you guys in
fucking fixing sandwiches?

467
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,640
This is due to underwhelming.
Let me try that.

468
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,600
Again.
Start again.

469
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,120
No, we're keeping it.
No, you're of course you're

470
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,600
keeping it.
This is due to underwhelming

471
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:43,040
demand, the podcast that that's
keeping expectations low and

472
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,320
meeting them.
Steve, you're welcome.

473
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,480
Yeah.
You're welcome.

474
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,720
If I edited that out, we would
have been setting the bar too

475
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,240
high.
I set the bar too high.

476
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,320
Let's do some headlines.
Yes, OK.

477
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,240
These are real.
I don't have to make these up.

478
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,000
There's no reason to make these
are actual headlines.

479
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,760
Why would we change them?
And Foreman sends me headlines

480
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,840
all the time and he has a a
penchant for Guelph.

481
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,480
What you're saying with?
Guelph.

482
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,280
What is with Guelph?
Yeah, what's Guelph?

483
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,280
I don't know if it's like, you
know, I've heard that the reason

484
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,080
there's so many Florida Man
stories is because police

485
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:20,120
departments there catalog them
more than it's not that it

486
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,000
happens more there necessarily.
They just report them more.

487
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,520
And I feel like that's happening
with the Guelph police.

488
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,320
It could be because there's
always a Guelph story.

489
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,360
I think the Florida thing I've
heard is because their court

490
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,440
laws are slightly different.
Something like that.

491
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,720
Something similar to that.
And so all of these court cases

492
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,960
end up becoming headlines.
And yeah, and that may be why.

493
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,320
So maybe the same?
People love a good laugh.

494
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,320
Yeah, anyway.
They know how to get pressed.

495
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,320
So anyway, for Foreman, I've
decided because oftentimes I

496
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,080
look at your Guelph headlines
and go what's with Guelph?

497
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,920
Yeah, Anyway, some Guelph
headlines for Foreman.

498
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,000
Yes, for Foreman.
Guelph man says neighbor hit him

499
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
with a large wrench.
What?

500
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,320
That would hurt.
That would hurt, Yes.

501
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,360
That's an.
Action.

502
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,440
That would hurt.
That's mean that would hurt.

503
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,600
Like when you get into a dispute
with your neighbor.

504
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,040
What?
What do you happen to have?

505
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,520
A large wrench?
That's what you go and get.

506
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,920
No, I don't know.
When I hit my neighbors I no use

507
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,520
my broom.
Yeah, I'm not using my wrench.

508
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,000
My shovel there.
That's right.

509
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,840
Yeah, I'm throwing dog poop into
the yard in the middle of the

510
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,200
night when they can't see me.
Exactly.

511
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,360
Like your reverse.
Or that, well, woman loses

512
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:39,400
$90,000 each US to scam claiming
Doug Ford was starting a new

513
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,720
cryptocurrency.
That's not happening.

514
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,920
I mean, to be fair, that is
slightly believable because

515
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,080
didn't.
It's believable.

516
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,440
It's not believable.
Doug Donald Trump, the Elon

517
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,600
Musk, they have the the Doge.
Coin but.

518
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:59,240
I'm going fine, Doug Coin well.
You know politicians starting

519
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,960
their own crypto is, you know
you.

520
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,600
Got to stop believing that.
Stuff you know it's happened

521
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,400
before $90,000.
Headlines.

522
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,160
These are Guelph headlines for
form and one more.

523
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,440
Police arrest Guelph Grinch
twice in one day.

524
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,960
He was stealing packages I
believe.

525
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960
Porch.
Porch.

526
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,080
Twice in the same.
Like.

527
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,400
He stole a.
Package they got arrested was

528
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,680
released.
Yes.

529
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,200
When installed another package
on another house, Yeah, what do

530
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,320
you.
Think is going to happen when

531
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,680
you let that guy go.
Here we go some more headlines.

532
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,760
This is almost local man who
took Hamilton bus on Joyride

533
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,960
quote did a great job driving
left no Ding say police.

534
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,400
OK, silver lining go.
That's an actual.

535
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,800
Headline Yes, Silver.
Lining.

536
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,960
Silver lining, Yeah.
I got into that story I really

537
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,480
got and he not only that, but he
made every stop on the route.

538
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,000
He's Batman.
When someone tried to get on

539
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
with an expired pass, he kicked
them off Wow.

540
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,680
And made them pay in cash.
You know, maybe he was just

541
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,240
living his dream out of being a
bus driver.

542
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,480
And it was an extended accordion
bus, so very hard to drive, you

543
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,880
know, I'm sorry.
He did drive.

544
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,200
Right.
Come on, give this man a job.

545
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,280
Very welcome.
Find him and then give him a

546
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,720
job.
Very well done.

547
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,400
OK, this for you because I know
you love entertainment.

548
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,160
Rachel, this is an entertainment
headline.

549
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,560
Academy encourages voters to
actually watch all the Oscar

550
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,720
contenders this year.
Yeah, I would suggest that's

551
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,040
probably a good idea.
Headlines.

552
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,880
What?
Who's voting that isn't watching

553
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,720
this?
What?

554
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,720
You shouldn't be allowed to vote
if you haven't watched them all.

555
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,280
What?
To be fair though, some of the

556
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,280
movies like haven't come out yet
by the time they're voting on

557
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:45,680
them.
So.

558
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,320
But do they have like
screenings?

559
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,080
They must have screenings.
Is this why Anora won the

560
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,880
Academy Award for Best?
Picture.

561
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,240
I've still never seen that
movie.

562
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,000
Oh yeah, the only time I.
Have ever heard of that movie is

563
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,040
during Oscar season and then it
went away.

564
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,640
Of course, right.
Yeah.

565
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,440
Anyway.
Wasn't, wasn't everybody naked

566
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,680
having sex?
I don't know.

567
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,640
Yeah, I was watching.
Institute or something?

568
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,640
OK, another one for you, Rachel.
Another entertainment the head

569
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,240
like, because you love them,
Paris Hilton says quote.

570
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,480
I'm not scared of anything
except spiders, bees and dying,

571
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,760
in that order.
Apparently that's because when

572
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,280
you're dead, you're not really
afraid of spiders and bees.

573
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,160
Sure.
Nor should you.

574
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,240
Real headlines.
Dying is, you know, that's the

575
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,400
unknown.
So I, you know, OK, I got that.

576
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,560
Anybody could say I'm not scared
of anything except except insert

577
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,120
three things that are probably
those three things that's.

578
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:40,280
Right.
Hunter Hunter exits deer stand

579
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,720
and gets bitten by an alligator.
Whoa.

580
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,600
That's how you know it's just
not your day.

581
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,400
That's not.
That's an actual.

582
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,320
Headline not your day.
How'd you miss that one?

583
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,960
I.
Think it's hunting for deer?

584
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,400
Yeah.
You said the deer still.

585
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Don't you see the alligator come
up?

586
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,400
Well, they're you're kind of,
they're lower to the ground than

587
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,840
a deer.
You're looking for something

588
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,200
brown, not green.
Yes, yes, I.

589
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,240
Guess so.
Dog shoots owner in the back

590
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,400
after jumping on shotgun left on
bed.

591
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,800
Oh my God.
Not that guy's day either.

592
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:20,240
I well headlines teacher shocked
as 60 kilogram Python crashes

593
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,080
through bathroom ceiling.
Oh my goodness, 60.

594
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,360
Kilograms.
Yeah, not there, David, either.

595
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,080
20.
Pounds.

596
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,960
Yeah, that's big.
Add that to List of fears is

597
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,640
snakes, Yeah, coming out of
walls, any ceiling.

598
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,880
Any sort of snake crashing
through my?

599
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,800
Ceiling.
Ceiling.

600
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,840
Yes.
I'm definitely more afraid of

601
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,280
that than bees.
Yes, real headline.

602
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,360
And especially not in the
bathroom, no.

603
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,960
Thank you.
Tennessee woman tries to figure

604
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:54,440
out who stole her driveway.
How does one do that?

605
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,320
That's an actual headline.
I had to look up what happened

606
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,320
there.
They did her.

607
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,040
The driveway was gone.
Like someone dug it.

608
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,760
Up now they're, you know, if you
really want to dive into it.

609
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:11,480
Essentially, it could have been
removed by mistake, they're not

610
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,120
sure, but someone did remove it.
Wow.

611
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,800
OK, well I hope they put it
back.

612
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,920
Well, that's the goal, you would
think, yes, try to figure out

613
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,480
who has it and please put it
back and please.

614
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,320
Bring it back.
And put it back the right way,

615
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,000
right?
Yeah, reuse it back.

616
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:33,200
The Wrong way Devoted dad shoves
81, matches up his nose after

617
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,720
his kids beg him to break a
world record.

618
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,720
Out of the year. 81 matches Were
they?

619
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,920
Were they lit?
It doesn't say but I doubt it.

620
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,520
OK headlines.
I will preface this one by

621
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,720
telling you it made me actually
laugh out loud when I first read

622
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,320
it.
I don't know why but anyway I

623
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,520
literally here we go.
Colorado Mountain pass near

624
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:05,120
Telluride closed after a Kia
Telluride gets stuck.

625
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,720
I don't know why but I just.
That actually made me laugh out

626
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,000
loud.
Real.

627
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,280
Headlines.
I mean, it was meant to be.

628
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,880
I feel like, you know, like
that's.

629
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,520
This one should make you.
I feel like of the three of us,

630
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,160
this will make Rachel laugh the
most.

631
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,960
Australian teen charged with
sticking googly eyes on artwork

632
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,040
always forbidden.
That's an.

633
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,960
Actual, that is, why is he?
Charged.

634
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,000
Why are they charged?
Very funny.

635
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,200
You should be saluted.
Not even on the back.

636
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,120
Googly eyes are funny.
Delightful is the word for that.

637
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,280
You're right.
Yeah.

638
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,880
That's weird.
Second, you should.

639
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,920
That's not a crime.
The poor kid putting.

640
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,480
Googly eyes on anything should
not be a crime.

641
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,040
Wasn't everybody creeped out
about Mona Lisa's eyes?

642
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,080
Anyway, he has probably solved.
Yes, yes, yes.

643
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,600
And she's in a case, so you put
them on the case, whatever.

644
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,200
You put, prices are fine.
Put them behind a case.

645
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,800
That's right.
That's that's on you.

646
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,160
That's right, National Dental
Center photographer assigned to

647
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:10,360
capture patient's jaws shot over
600 chest photos instead.

648
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,480
Like, hey, my teeth are up here.
Headlines.

649
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,560
Red flag if to get a shot of
your jaw you need to have your

650
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,240
shirt off.
That's right, so just adjust

651
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,880
your shirt for me while I take a
picture of your teeth.

652
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,440
Yeah, All right.
Off.

653
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,960
To Florida Here we go Florida.
Florida firefighter thanks

654
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,640
Foreman for this one.
Florida firefighter dumped 75

655
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:39,200
possibly used tampons on X's
lawn for dating someone new.

656
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,000
Possibly.
Used.

657
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,160
That's right, everybody's safe
You.

658
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,280
How many?
Very disgusting. 75 Possibly.

659
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,280
Real.
Headlines, that has been.

660
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,520
Where do you find that many?
Well.

661
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,320
Unless you've been planning for
a very long.

662
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,560
Time like, yeah, baby, I don't
know.

663
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,520
Oh my.
You.

664
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,720
Go to the public bathroom
probably.

665
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,160
That's so gross.
Florida woman rushing to pick up

666
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:12,040
pizza arrested for driving 172
kilometers per hour.

667
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,400
That's fast, 172.
That's fast.

668
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,760
That's an actual headline.
The four O 1 like no one.

669
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,360
Driving a woman.
Oh.

670
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,480
My God.
Probably a turn, I don't know.

671
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,080
Wow. 30 minutes or it's free.
That's right, I got to get

672
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,120
there.
Wow.

673
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:36,080
Florida man arrested after 36
hour foot chase through swamp,

674
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,560
36 hours headlines.
Well, he must slows you down.

675
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,600
A bit.
He was probably like, I give,

676
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,560
I'm done.
Yeah, I'm done.

677
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,520
I'm done.
Running through a swamp.

678
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,280
Would be crocodiles are
circling.

679
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,680
That's right.
I'm getting out.

680
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,160
I'm done.
Yeah, Florida man suspected of

681
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,080
theft falls through ceiling
straight into SWAT officers

682
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,160
arms.
Perfect timing.

683
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,560
Real headlines.
You know, that's the you know,

684
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,880
we all know crime doesn't pay.
Here it is.

685
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,200
I'd rather that than the snake.
That's right.

686
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,120
True.
A Florida man falling out of

687
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,120
your bathroom ceiling?
I don't know.

688
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:16,199
Well, Florida Bar argument over
how many eggs a chicken can lay

689
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,600
leads to gunfire.
Naturally.

690
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,239
That's an actual headline.
OK, I'm not surprised by that,

691
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,760
but I would like to know the
answer.

692
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,320
How many eggs can a chicken lay?
Is there a limit?

693
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,679
I don't I.
Don't.

694
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:32,320
The limit does not exist.
The limit does not exist.

695
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,760
This is a well written headline,
whether you enjoy this or not,

696
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,239
it's well written.
Naked Boca Raton FL woman

697
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,880
charged with burglarizing bagel
bakery headlines.

698
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,280
It's just well written.
Boy, oh boy, that's well.

699
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,760
Boy, oh boy.
That's right.

700
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,280
Boy, oh boy, that's bizarre that
is.

701
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,120
But yeah, keep going.
But she had a bonanza.

702
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,120
That's right at.
The Bagel bakery at the Bagel

703
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,560
Bakery.
Very good.

704
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,520
Boy Florida woman TikTok
influencer arrested for stealing

705
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,920
$500 worth of items at Target
and posting her stolen haul on

706
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,280
TikTok.
Well, she was previously

707
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,920
arrested in the last November
Foreman for stealing $500 worth

708
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,000
of items at Target and posting
her stolen haul on TikTok.

709
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,120
Oh my gosh.
Real headlines.

710
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,000
Fool me, what?
Longest headline I've ever read.

711
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,120
Yeah, that.
Was the whole headline.

712
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,320
I thought that was like an
addition.

713
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,320
I have no questions.
No, no.

714
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,480
No, exactly that.
It's supposed to be like a

715
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,760
teaser to the no, it's all
there.

716
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,760
Don't know.
That it's all there, right?

717
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,280
Can't.
Can't wait to see what she does

718
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,720
next November.
Exactly.

719
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,440
Florida man under the influence
of drugs arrested after trying

720
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,560
to eat food off the plates of
guests at a hotel.

721
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,080
Oh, that's not friends.
It's an actual headline.

722
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,080
That's not fun.
No.

723
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,440
Hey, I paid for them.
Yeah.

724
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,680
Wait till I leave the table.
Get your hands off my salad.

725
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,040
Right.
OK, one more Florida woman with

726
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,520
a very Florida name.
Freedom Rider.

727
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,320
Oh my God, no.
Longer free after she flashes

728
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,760
Waffle House, licks the
manager's face and then blocks

729
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,040
traffic.
Headlines.

730
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,720
She flashes Waffle House.
The entire Waffle House.

731
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,280
Licks manager's face and stops.
Traffic.

732
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,720
That's right.
Hey, I didn't order two stacks

733
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,000
of waffles.
And her name was Freedom Rider.

734
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,920
Freedom.
Rider She's just getting ready

735
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,120
for a dental photo.
That's what it was.

736
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,400
This is due to underwhelming
demand.

737
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,000
It's a podcast.
It's a podcast that Sally was

738
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,480
missing a sponsor on this
episode.

739
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,160
How can that be?
You wonder how come people

740
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,960
aren't banging down the door to
advertise on this fine podcast?

741
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,920
I don't know.
I have no idea why that's not

742
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:13,800
happening.
But if you would like to either

743
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,720
advertise something you have,
give a shout out to somebody,

744
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,160
whatever it is you want us to
say, we'll say it well, within

745
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,720
one reason.
Yeah, we do have our limits.

746
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,120
Nothing illegal.
We're not gonna.

747
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,800
We do have our limits, right?
There are certain things, right?

748
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,720
We will nothing that like, you
know, really inappropriate.

749
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,280
Test us to see what that is.
Yeah, You can ask.

750
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,800
Yeah, sure.
How do you go about doing that,

751
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,480
Rachel?
You give us $90,000 and then we

752
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,240
buy Doug coin with it.
Oh.

753
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,880
Doug Wink, wink, wink.
Sure.

754
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,960
Yeah, maybe we should sell our
own crypto.

755
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,880
Yeah, should go up with our own
thing.

756
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,240
You can go to our website.
Underwhelm dot CA is our website

757
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:57,280
we keep adding more stuff there
so yeah you there's sponsorship

758
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,520
information and you can e-mail
us or send a message through the

759
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:05,600
website there's you can purchase
a shout out now for $20 and if

760
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,800
you want to give a shout out to
somebody if it's our birthday or

761
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,960
whatever you can do that with us
you can send us a message you

762
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,520
can leave us a review you can I
don't know I'll.

763
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,840
Buy us a coffee in the with the
little yellow coffee cup.

764
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:22,720
Tom bought us 3 coffees 15
bucks.

765
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,880
Thank you so much Tom saying
Judah Underwhelming podcast is

766
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,160
the most entertaining and
funniest.

767
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,840
Ah, thank you, Tom.
He's probably correct.

768
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,840
So nice.
That's probably correct.

769
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,480
We don't advertise that, but
it's, you know, it's a side if.

770
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,640
You guys say it, then we say it.
Sure.

771
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,800
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.

772
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,520
You can send us a message
through our website,

773
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,520
youcanemailus.daverachelforeman@gmail.com.
You can DM us however you want

774
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,280
to.
Debbie sent us a message.

775
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,280
She's catching up on some
episodes, so she's a little

776
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,240
behind.
She says, hey, guys, I missed

777
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,240
you all summer.
And then when you came back, I

778
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,680
wasn't able to listen for a
while, so now I'm catching up.

779
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,560
These are comments on the few
old episodes.

780
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,200
I'm on episode 138 right now,
but here goes.

781
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,120
Pumpkin spice whipped cream.
I agree, this makes no sense on

782
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,400
pumpkin pie.
I would see it being used in a

783
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,760
drink like hot chocolate or
better if you made your own

784
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,680
lattes or especially specialty
coffees at home.

785
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,480
I also like it using on pan.
Like to use it on pancakes or

786
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,520
waffles.
Dave, you must be the only

787
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,560
person on the planet that hasn't
squirted it directly into your

788
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:25,920
mouth.
You.

789
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,000
Don't do that.
OK.

790
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,040
I don't do that.
Keep on keeping butter in the

791
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,560
freezer.
I do not do this, says Debbie.

792
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,840
I rarely buy butter.
Actually.

793
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,760
I am not rich.
We use margarine.

794
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,120
But since Dave and Foreman were
once again beating up on Rachel

795
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,040
over this, I wanted to come to
her defense.

796
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,840
She says she buys extra when
it's on sale and then keeps it

797
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,000
in her freezer with one at a
time.

798
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,960
In the fridge.
You told her to put it all in

799
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,480
the fridge?
Maybe she doesn't have enough

800
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,960
room in the fridge for all that
butter, huh?

801
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Ever think of that?
Thank you, Debbie.

802
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,200
Well, I thank you very much.
Well, yes, but rich, is your

803
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,360
fridge just as full as your
freezer?

804
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,440
Sometimes not quite.
What?

805
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,160
I wondered.
Because you're always worried

806
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,160
about the apocalypse and you
won't have food.

807
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,320
Well, now that food's so
expensive, we really dwindle

808
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,520
down in the fridge before I do
my next grocery shop, so.

809
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,600
I don't know.
I think you're turning into my

810
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,240
mom.
You are turning into my mom with

811
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,120
the the freezer just jammed.
The fridge just jammed.

812
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,120
Yeah, you got.
Any breast milk in there?

813
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,720
No, no, I never had enough to
freeze to be honest.

814
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,320
So no, get up all the room.
No, no.

815
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,520
OK, turning back the clock.
Slightly more information than I

816
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,920
needed there, Rachel, but thank
you.

817
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,880
That wasn't my no, I didn't have
that.

818
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,720
Thank you for that, Debbie says
on turning back the clock.

819
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,600
Dave, you had a microwave that
changes time automatically.

820
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,320
Must be nice.
It must be nice.

821
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,920
It must be.
Nice.

822
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,400
Our stove also needs manually
changing.

823
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,160
Granted, those are about the
only things now, because

824
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,720
everything else changes.
Automatically, I think you

825
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,520
missed the point.
I mean, I think I said Foreman.

826
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,920
If you're the tin height, tin
hat type of person like Foreman,

827
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,760
you don't have to worry about
changing your microwave clock.

828
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,200
OHK.
OK, those with a microwave, I

829
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,240
think yes, we do still have to
change.

830
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,960
No, my microwave needs changing.
It's not hard.

831
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,120
Right.
OK.

832
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,000
And then she has one more thing.
Lastly, I have a question for

833
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,720
Foreman.
My husband works downtown not

834
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,600
far from you, and he has started
going into the office three days

835
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,120
a week.
Oh, I know this is going.

836
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,360
Where do you park?
Where is your parking lot and

837
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,480
are you still getting away with
not paying?

838
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,840
Yeah.
So I'll tell you now, it's

839
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,720
apparently I've been rolling the
dice because yesterday I

840
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:45,160
happened to arrive at the exact
same time, a guy with a parking

841
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,160
lot logo on the side of his car
and a vest.

842
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,400
And he was taking his phone
around and bending down and

843
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400
clearly looking at people's
license plates.

844
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,840
And I thought, Oh no, I'm going
to go ahead and pay today.

845
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,040
Right.
Well, there's a year.

846
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,200
But is this like how I've never
seen that before and I've been

847
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,880
parking there since April and
now it's November?

848
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,720
So like, is this a once a year
thing?

849
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,680
Is this going to be a new thing
that they haven't been doing?

850
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,920
Is this once every six months?
I don't know.

851
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,320
I mean, I'm clearly not going
to, I'm going to go in there

852
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,480
today and not pay, but.
See what happens?

853
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,280
Yeah, we'll be getting an
update.

854
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,360
Okay, so I'll tell you off the
air which parking lot this is.

855
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,600
Yeah.
We'll respond after.

856
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,040
Yeah.
I have another e-mail from Jim

857
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,760
Bag who was upset that I was
censoring the YouTube podcast.

858
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,480
So on the previous episode,
episode 141, I did not censor

859
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,520
anything.
I left all the swear words in

860
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,880
there and Jim Bag says say fuck
no to censorship.

861
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,600
Thanks for not censoring the
awesome podcast.

862
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,480
Thanks, Jim Bag, glad to have
you on board.

863
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,840
Yeah, thank you.
We've had plenty of other

864
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:08,760
commentary, like on Spotify we
have a comment from Candace, I

865
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,920
think mostly directed at you
Rachel to say fun fact, there

866
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:18,200
were two two bunums in the
Ingersoll Santa Claus parade

867
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,320
this year, 2 of them.
Don't you Max out at 1:00?

868
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,760
Right.
You should tell people sorry,

869
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,640
we've already got one of those.
Like some parades have very

870
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,240
strict rules, right?
Like yeah, 1 venom rule, yeah.

871
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:36,240
One venom and one venom only.
You're only allowed to have one

872
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,800
Santa, Yeah.
Exactly.

873
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,480
Yeah, honestly, the London
parade has crazy strict rules by

874
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,040
like no one else can.
Obviously there's only one

875
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,120
Santa, right?
But no one can dress up like

876
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,600
Santa or any other float.
No, it is.

877
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,600
Forbidden.
I think our parade is the same.

878
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,720
You can't have any Santa figures
on your float.

879
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,920
You can't have you.
Nobody can dress like Santa.

880
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,200
There's only one Santa.
Yeah, and he's at the end.

881
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,800
He's the star of the show.
Now you're starting to make it

882
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,600
seem like you know, like you
know, like gym bag would not

883
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,480
like parades because they're
censored.

884
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,600
You can't put a Santa gear.
You can't.

885
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,640
What's your thoughts on parades?
Right, OK.

886
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,080
Next week we'll we'll hear from
Jim Bag.

887
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,280
But I mean, now I'm in favor of
25 Bunhams.

888
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,640
And by the way, on that meme
Karen had said ha ha ha ha ha ha

889
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:33,320
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
All caps love this 8 exclamation

890
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,600
marks.
OK, well Karen and I, we're

891
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,360
going back and forth actually
because I sent her the meme of

892
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,080
Benum.
Benum reveals he used to date

893
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,520
both Katy Perry and former Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau.

894
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,480
So, and this is on the last
episode.

895
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,440
I said that's how you know who
your people are.

896
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,920
They laugh at your memes.
You have the same humor.

897
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,880
She says, Rachel, I am your
people.

898
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,440
I am peeing my pants imagining
Bonum Carnival, frocking,

899
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,360
frolicking, frolicking,
frolicking with Justin Trudeau.

900
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,800
But I can't find the meme.
Where is it?

901
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,040
Post it, please.
So I sent it to her and I'm

902
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,560
like, you're going to die.
Here it is.

903
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,880
And she thinks it's hysterical.
So Karen is my people.

904
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,920
Thank you very much, Karen.
I love that.

905
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:18,080
It's very not funny about his
head in his hand, but not.

906
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,800
Funny at all?
It's.

907
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,200
So funny.
Not funny at all.

908
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,640
Yeah, about Jeremies, possible
old man shoes that were the same

909
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,920
as his father's, right, Brenda
says.

910
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,160
I bought a pair of those slip
ONS, I use them as slippers in

911
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,240
the house as I need the support
walking after 2 broken legs.

912
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,240
So OK, Bear makes sense for
Brenda.

913
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,040
Bear you've sucked the fun out
of it, Brenda, and obviously it

914
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,840
helps you, so that's fine.
But yeah, well then fine, you'll

915
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prefer Kelly's comment that says
100% old man shoes don't do it.

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Dave is right.
Haha.

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Bend over.
Yes, yes.