#AskYourDadChallenge - Powered by Sparkle Princess Parties! (Ep. 130)

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I'm so tired today I don't know
why.

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Me too good.
God, I think it's the weather.

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Like I had a headache, I think
because of the storm that came

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through.
Oh stop it.

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Why would you have a headache
because of the storm?

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Julia gets constant weather
related headaches.

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I don't.
Believe any of that?

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How do you know it's weather?
Related The barometric pressure

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fucks with your head and it
gives people headaches like if

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the temperature drops or some
pressure thing and that was.

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True.
Why?

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Why wouldn't that be?
Like why wouldn't we know about

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that?
We know about, people know about

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that.
I know that's not a I've never

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heard.
Of that, it's not a surprise.

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It's like when I have a bad
knee.

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I know it's gonna rain.
Come on.

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That happens with people.
It does happen.

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Yeah.
The store like voodoo.

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It's like a normal.
Thing I didn't say voodoo.

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It's hooey.
It's, it's crap.

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You're just making it up.
Oh, it must be I I feel funny

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today.
It must be the the storm.

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Or there's 1 coming.
This lady called today.

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She's like, well, I don't I
don't work Fridays and my

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internet's out, the power's out
the whatever.

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So I can't work.
So I'm done for the weekend.

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And I thought, so you don't work
tomorrow.

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And there was a long pause and
she says today's not Thursday.

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No, I've.
Been ahead all week too.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand for Dave, Rachel

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informant.
It's the podcast that's kind of

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like Rachel getting a tan.
Just not happening.

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No matter how hard we try.
No matter how hard you try.

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My daughter was just talking
about that the other day how I

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don't tan it's.
Just not happening.

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My one daughter is like me and
the other one it like tans

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through sun.
I could slather her in sunscreen

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and she's brown in 5 minutes.
It's ridiculous.

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Just not happening.
You can see Emily in the middle

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of winter, the outline of her
bathing suit from the summer.

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Still yes.
Really the same with Kendall.

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Amazing.
Yeah, not me.

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I never have.
No, you don't notice the

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difference.
Sometimes, no, we can't even see

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you enter a room.
That's why we are the podcast.

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That's like Rachel getting a
tan.

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It'll make you turn bright red.
That's.

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Right.
That's right.

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That's right.
That's right.

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Coming up on the podcast,
Rachel's got some fun facts.

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I do.
Amazing.

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It's been a while for that.
Yes.

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My daughter wants me to teach
her how to do something here at

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home.
Really.

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Yeah, she's asking you for help.
Is.

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She the blue and apparently form
an effed up Father's Day.

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I don't know how that's
possible.

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I don't.
I don't, but did.

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You F up Mother's Day.
No.

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Me.
No.

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Pots and pans.
She loved it.

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OK.
That was in hand, not Father's

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Day, apparently.
OK, let's talk about Sparkle

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Princess parties.
Yes, she could turn you bright

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red too if you would like to be
bright.

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Red.
That's what you're looking for.

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That's what you want, Yeah.
Abigail runs a Sparkle Princess

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party.
She's based in Woodstock, but

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she travels throughout the
region to do at.

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I don't know if you're doing
birthday parties, if you're

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having a festival, if you're
having a kids, a party like AI

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don't know, outdoor funfair or
whatever she could do.

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She could do all vendors market.
Yeah, vendors market.

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That's a great idea.
To sparkle Princess parties.

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She does all kinds of things.
She does face painting, but not

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just like plain old face
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She does face painting that
looks like it's airbrushed, like

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it's fancy face painting.
I could never do what she does.

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So she does really good face
painting.

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She'll do designs, or she could
make you into like a full tiger

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or whatever you want, or just
like a fancy kind of design

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around your eye, whatever.
Maybe even make you into a tan

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person.
She can.

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Make me look tanned, yes?
Well, I just.

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Read I just before we started
the podcast that the movie Jaws

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turns 50 in like a couple of
days for the as we record this,

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could she make us all look like
sharks?

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Of course, of course.
Yes, of course.

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Actually, I think she does have
a picture of a shark that she's

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done on her Facebook.
Page.

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That'd be awesome.
Have a shark party.

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And when the shark is on a
child's face, would they be a

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baby shark?
Oh God.

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I didn't know, OK?
I didn't need.

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Didn't he die?
Yeah, anyway, she also does

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glitter tattoos, so she can do
glitter tattoos for you.

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She'll do hair, tinsel or and or
she does themed crafts and

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activities.
So if you're having a party that

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is a baby shark themed, yeah,
she could what?

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Age of sharks, exactly.
Babies sharks or Mama sharks?

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Mama sharks are usually with the
baby shark.

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Grandma shark's there too.
Grandpa.

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No teeth like this.
No, no, it's a, it's a drop off

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party.
It's not a state for.

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Right.
She'll come with activities or

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crafts that are in the same
theme as Baby Shark or whatever

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your theme is.
Just why it's a drop off?

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It's that's.
Exactly wrong 'cause she is a

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children's entertainer she will
do it.

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You don't have to be the
entertainment, no.

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She can come and do that.
So yeah, if you if you wanna

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look her up on she's on
Instagram, she's on Facebook,

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Sparkle Princess parties, just
look her up.

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You can e-mail or call her.
We'll put the her info in the

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show notes or on the screen
here.

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And Abigail Sparkle Princess
parties.

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That's who you want to look for.
Don't look for me in the parking

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lot at mini golf on Father's
Day.

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I want to know.
Somebody did.

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Somebody sent me a picture of
you mini golfing.

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Did you not see that?
Yeah, someone did.

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Lucy said that she.
I'm going to find that picture.

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Lucy saw Foreman mini golfing on
Father's Day.

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It was.
She spotted Foreman in the wild.

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What?
And she took a paparazzi photo.

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Paparazzi photo, although it's
very blurry and I couldn't

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actually figure if that was you
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This gets sent.
Are you?

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Serious.
She sent it to our Instagram.

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Lucy sent it to us so you can
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That's how you effed up Father's
Day by going mini.

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Got paparazzi snapped?
And beside the the baboon

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creature.
But it looks like my ass is

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sticking out as much as his.
Geez.

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Oh, you're mini golfing?
Yeah, right.

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It's not a good.
Why is my ass sticking out while

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I'm mini golfing?
What do you mean by that?

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Well, you're putting you got to
lean over.

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I'm preparing to take a shot.
OK, good.

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All right, with your with your
ass sticking out.

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Yes.
Because you're not doing it

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right if that's.
How you form?

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I'm just saying you're prime.
Form yes, and what a surprise

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that the person and keeping
score Ashley ended up winning,

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beating me by one stroke.
Interesting.

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On Father's Day of.
All day.

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Father's Day.
Oh.

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Boy.
They didn't say anything about

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that though, did you?
2 ruined Father's Day, did you?

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You didn't.
You didn't bring up Hey, wait a

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second did.
That cause an argument.

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No, that wasn't the reason why I
briefly ruined Father's Day.

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It sounds like something you
would have done though.

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What did you do, Foreman?
I can only imagine.

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Well, we did go mini golfing,
which was something the kids

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wanted to do.
They had to plan.

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Let's take dad mini golfing and
then we'll take dad.

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Want to go mini golfing?
I wanted to spend time with my

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family and I thought it was
actually quite lovely.

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It's a very nice outdoor mini
golf place.

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OK.
OK, Yeah, that's fine.

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That's fine.
I just I'm just checking, just

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checking.
I'll be more specific if they

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like to pay for us to talk
about.

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Sure.
I don't.

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Yeah, that's fine.
We're all for me, free.

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They're all listening anyway.
Yeah, yeah, OK.

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There's discounts for being a
dad, discounts for being there

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earlier in the morning on the
weekend.

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And so this is a nice spot.
Yeah.

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All right.
Yeah.

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So.
And that was.

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Funny and it was good.
Mini golfing was good other than

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you didn't win.
Minimal arguing from both

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children constantly, but.
Minimal that's important is

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Father's Day.
That's not what you how you want

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to spend your Father's Day with
your kids fighting.

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Kids fight every day and yeah,
it doesn't matter what the

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holiday is, it's happening.
They can probably even promise

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no fighting because it's
Father's Day.

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Yeah, that didn't.
That didn't hold it.

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Will never work.
They'll never work.

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Yeah, in the history of
children.

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My house is exactly the same so.
We still try to have a good time

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anyway.
All right, it's a fun family

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activity, damn it.
Yeah, that's what I say to that

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is yeah, like we're going out to
have fun.

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Nobody complain.
And then we're going to go from

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there.
They wanted to go to.

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They want, oh, we'll take dad to
a brewery.

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Oh yeah?
OK, now your kids.

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Are talking and I thought great
which one are we going to and

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they said well whatever 1 you
want to do OK dad so I started

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to realize that this was just
like the kids thought of some

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things but then I actually have
to like coordinate it during the

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day yes I thought it was already
planned this is fine still had a

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fun day well.
I bet you were the driver, so

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you had to figure figure that
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Did.
Drive most of the time, yes.

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OK.
And I thought, well, there's a

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new brewery in Port Stanley.
Let's go down there.

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OK, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, you went for a real tour

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that day?
And then it was lunchtime after

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mini golf, so of course, maybe
we'll go for lunch and then go

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over to the brewery.
And then we're sitting on the

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GTS patio, which is really up
their game, by the way.

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Yes, it's lovely.
Yes, I'm I'll say more if they

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also would like to pay for it.
Yep.

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Too.
Yeah, noted.

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It's like it's 3000 miles away
from me for for me to get to

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Port Stanley, like it's so far
away.

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You're way closer to Grand Bend.
Yes, it's just easier for me to

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get to Grand Bend.
But anyway, OK, yeah, I'd like

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to get down there.
I do want to go.

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And you know, I haven't been in
Port Stanley for a while, but

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yeah.
Yeah, things are.

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Things are happening there other
than you do have to pay for

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parking.
I know.

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What a pain, Yeah.
So Ratchie teas, We have lunch

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and then you're by the beach.
The kids want to be at the

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beach.
We thought we're not going to

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there for a beach day because.
It's.

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Early June, the water is going
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Even if people are at the beach,
they're not going to be

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swimming.
But it was full of people.

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People are swimming and have
like, it's like it's August

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15th.
Wow, yeah, wow.

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Was the water warm?
Did you go try it?

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It I've been in colder.
OK, OK.

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But it was cold and we made the
snap decision.

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All right, we're going to go
home.

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Everyone's got 10 minutes.
Get your bathing suits and we're

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going back and fine, you can be
at the beach.

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Wow.
You went back to Saint Thomas to

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get your things and went back to
Port Stanley.

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Wow.
OK, that's that's a real drive.

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That's not ever happening to me,
no.

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I wouldn't.
I'd be like, we're just leaving.

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Well, it's only 10 minutes each
way.

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Is it only 10 minutes?
OK, we're so.

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Close.
We're so close.

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But all those are still not why
I briefly ruined Father's Day.

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It's just imagine.
Because he sounds like that

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would ruin Father's Day for me
personally.

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I don't want beach day.
Yeah, Ashley's not a fan of the

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beach portion of the day, you
know.

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No, but it was Father's Day, so
she had to.

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Yes, the kids were having fun
and I thought, great, we'll get

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out our Tommy Bahama chairs.
I can sit, have a nap, the girls

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can play.
That's exactly right, yeah.

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And they?
Did play well together for a

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while, which was Even so.
I mean, that was a nice gift of

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them to actually play with,
interact, right?

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Without.
Fighting with the concept, but

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before we even got out of mini
golf, we had to wait for Barry

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and Marlene, Ash's parents, to
go from their house to our

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house, find my keys and come
rescue us from mini golf because

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I locked the keys in the car
with children.

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Heat of the day, Father's Day,
mini golf.

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As soon as I closed the door I
thought, oh shit, what?

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Kind of How old's your car?
It's like I can't do that

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anymore.
Well, yes, unless they're in the

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trunk.
Unless the keys are in your

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wife's purse that you're trying
to hide in the trunk and you

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didn't bring any keys because
she's going to have them in her

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purse.
Why do I need another thing in

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my pocket?
Right.

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Who put their purse in the
trunk?

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She put her purse in the trunk
and then I locked the doors and

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closed it and I knew and I knew
all of this.

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It's entirely my fault.
It is not her fault.

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Were you told to say that?
I was told I better not say

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anything other than that.
Like it's almost impossible to

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lock your keys in the car, but
you found a way.

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You can't lock them in the
cabin, but sure shit can lock

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them in the trunk.
Well, Foreman, you really did

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have up Father's Day.
Did you lock the keys in before

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mini golf or after?
As soon as we arrived.

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During So did they come while
you were golfing?

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They came in at the end, yes.
OK.

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So then after OK.
After a calm discussion about,

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well, I'll just walk home or
I'll call my parents.

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I bet it was calm, very calm.
What?

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The fuck did you do I?
Don't know where the kids get

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their fighting from.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
We're Dave, Rachel and Foreman.

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This is the podcast that's like
a roller coaster at Canada's

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Wonderland.
Because there's a pretty good

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chance it could make you vomit.
Yes.

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There's a long line to get in,
is that what you mean?

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No, there's a long line to ride.
You can walk right on, but you

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will puke.
So many people are waiting to

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listen to us.
Just wait till we get to the

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end.
You'll vomit.

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Oh, yeah.
Let me.

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I want to so Father's Day Eve,
which by the way, format, I

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don't know about it, what it's
like in your world, but Father's

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Day Eve is like one of the
greatest days of the year

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because you know what's coming
the next day.

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You know it's your day.
Even though you locked your

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keys.
You locked keys.

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In the car.
You fucked it up, but you know

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it was.
Completely your fault.

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I did not do that to my father.
'S Saturday afternoon, in the

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evening, you maybe already had a
couple beers.

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You barbecued a very nice dinner
for the family because they

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bought you steaks and you
barbecued it.

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So you know it's good, right?
Yeah.

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So it's a lovely time.
And then, you know, there's

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plenty of more good things to
happen the next.

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Day.
Is that the best when you get up

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in the morning?
The fun family What's?

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Gonna have it's Father's Day.
Who knows what's gonna what

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magical things are gonna happen
the next day, Father's Day Eve

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so middle of Father's Day, Eve
2230 in the afternoon, my

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youngest daughter who's at home
with me, I have two older kids.

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My youngest daughter comes up to
me and says out of nowhere,

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Father's Day Eve, hey Dad, could
you show me how to cut the lawn

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it.
Is.

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Wow.
I knew that's what it was, Yeah.

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I don't know why but.
Yeah, I've never in my life

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asked anyone to do that for me.
Of course, show that.

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No, I I can imagine that you
would never ask that question.

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Yeah.
And I, I would have loved it if

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her mother had asked that
question, just as I'm sure

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Jeremy would love it if you came
up to him one day.

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And.
Said he would.

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Could you show me how to cut the
lawn?

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You won't.
They're part of a certain type

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of person that's actively
avoided all the opportunities

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when they might have been
invited to learn.

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They don't.
They're nowhere to be found.

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They know better than to say,
could you show me how to cut the

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lawn right.
They know better, yeah, but then

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I'll be.
Tasked with doing it, but at. 18

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I guess my daughter doesn't
anyway, so she says, hey, could

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you show me how to cut the lawn?
And my immediate reaction it's

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Father's Day Eve I'm looking
forward to whatever's going to

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happen the rest of Father's Day
Eve and then of course the next

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day my immediate reaction is why
like, like why?

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Well, I like, why do you want to
learn?

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Well, I just want to learn, so
I'm like.

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It's for the quality father
daughter time David I'm.

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Skeptical if you're even going
to let her touch your lawn.

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Well, here's the thing.
Here's what I'm skeptical about.

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Here's what I think.
Is there some TikTok thing is

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there some TikTok lawn cutting
thing challenge I'm not going to

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be roped into do I'm not being
roped into one of your little

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TikTok things.
OK, you've tried that with me

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before.
I'm not being.

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I'm not going to look on her
TikTok.

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I'm not being roped.
Are you on there on her TikTok?

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Yeah, No, I try to avoid it.
I do try to avoid it.

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So that's my first instinct is
it's probably a TikTok thing.

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So even I go to her mother and I
said your daughter wants to

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learn how to cut the lawn.
Do you know why?

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Oh, it's probably a TikTok
thing.

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OK, but you can't be just
general interest in wanting?

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To happen, she.
Really wants to learn.

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It can't be that she just wants
to help me out.

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That's not.
My genuinely wants to know how.

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Suspicious.
I'm suspicious right away, as

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you would be, wouldn't you,
Foreman?

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Yes, absolutely.
You would absolutely be

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suspicious.
There's no chance you want to do

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it.
There can't be any.

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I don't.
Like cutting the grass.

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Yeah, but they're not 18 year
old.

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No, they're not 18 year old.
There's some other motivation.

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There has to be there's.
You could drill down on her

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until you figure it out, but it
can't just because I want.

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To run through in my head, I go,
OK, well let me see, there's

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TikTok.
Maybe you're her friends, maybe

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something's going on with it.
She's got a group of friends,

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maybe they're all cutting lawns.
I got to figure something out.

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So anyway, I wasn't planning on
cutting the lawn on Father's.

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Day, Eve, and I'm certainly.
Not going to cut it on Father's

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Day but yesterday as we record
this so it would have been a

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Tuesday.
I got home from playing a

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disastrous round of golf and I
just wanted to just, you know,

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kind of chill out and not do
very much.

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It was hot and I was sitting out
by the pool and my daughter

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appeared out of nowhere and
said, can you teach me how to

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cut the lawn today?
I'm like.

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OK, so now she's asked two
times.

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I was like, well, I got to have
my lunch after I have my lunch.

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Yeah, we can go out and I'll
show you how to go.

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I said I'm going to have to trim
it because I, you know, I don't

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want you going around and, you
know, you know, doing that kind

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of thing.
I'll, I'll.

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You don't want her edging it?
Yeah.

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I don't want the edging I'll do.
I'll do that.

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She goes.
OK, Larry, I said OK, bye.

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I have my lunch.
So I holler up at her.

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You still want to cut the lawn?
Yeah, I said OK, well, you

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better put on some shoes.
Can I wear my Crocs?

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Sure.
As long as they're covering your

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feet, you can wear your Crocs.
OK, So I said, well, I'm going

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outside.
I'm going to get started.

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She goes.
OK, so I go outside.

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I'm itching and out she comes.
She's got her Crocs on.

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So I shut the lawnmower off.
Now I have a lawnmower that it's

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not a, you know, it's not a
self-propelled, you got to push

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it, but there's a bar on it.
You hold the bar.

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If you let go of the bar, the
lawnmower shuts off.

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So I shut off the lawnmower.
I think that's what we have too.

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I say to her, OK, you
understand, don't ever put your

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hand down anywhere near the
lawnmower.

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Why?
I said because there's a huge,

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well, there's two or three, I
don't know, whatever it is,

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blades in there, they'll cut
your fingers off.

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And your toes that's why you're
wearing Crocs.

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Oh that's what cuts the lot
yeah.

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That's it's very dangerous don't
go near don't put your hand down

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well that's the important thing.
Safety and you do need to point

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out the obvious sometimes yeah I
know I got.

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An 18 year old here it's not
like I'm trying to teach a 7

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year.
Old no yeah.

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An 18 year old I said OK so the
goal here is I'm gonna start you

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have to hold the bar you'll let
go of the bar the the lawnmower

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stuffs.
So the goal here is can you see

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the long grass and the short
grass do you see the line and

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she goes yeah I said well that's
what you want to do you want to

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keep the wheels on the right
hand side talking we're having

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this great father oh by the way
I didn't go over is this a

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TikTok thing no OK.
So it's not is it your.

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Friend.
Genuine interest.

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Is it your friend no just?
Wanted to film this the whole

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time though but it's not no
it's.

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Not.
So what it is is and this is

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she's just like me to a certain
extent she's just looking for

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something maybe to keep her
moving keep her doing something

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where she could just listen to
some music and do it which is

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exactly what I do when I'm
cutting along the the headphones

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go in and off I go said oh OK
fine that's fine OK so you

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understand I need you to keep
yeah I keep that you you

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probably can learn from this too
Rachel you keep those right hand

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wheels.
On the other side of the edge

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right where the the you see the
long grass you see the short

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grass you just cut along the
edge it's one big rectangle on

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my lawn go crazy so she
immediately we start it up she

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gets behind the thing and
immediately goes way right.

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And I said where are you going
come on back here here let me

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get it back you've.
Already made her a line.

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I just keep.
Going and smaller and smaller

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and smaller rectangle until you
get in the middle.

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Though it's not self-propelled.
But it got away on her.

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Well it's heavy I guess I don't
know if you've never done it

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before it's heavy yeah you gotta
push it you gotta and when you

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turn you gotta you know you can
tilt it up you can do whatever

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works for you to turn it's just.
It's kind of you know like I

453
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,360
don't have to explain any of
this to foreman at all.

454
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,120
He.
Gets it yeah I don't know.

455
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,840
Why it's like if foreman and I
were to pick up a sofa we we

456
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,240
would know exactly which way to
carry it through the door we?

457
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,920
Had moved a sofa.
Yeah but you would screw you

458
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,080
would go the opposite way that
Jeremy wants to go yes.

459
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,400
Right I try not to sofas with
Jeremy because it's for some

460
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,520
reason.
You go the.

461
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,440
Opposite the right way no you
go.

462
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,160
The wrong.
Way and we press.

463
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,640
It's and it's always the wrong
thing.

464
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,120
Stinctual we just I'm doing.
It the right way.

465
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,640
No you're not you're never doing
it the right way 'cause we know

466
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,120
is.
That triggering foreman is that

467
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,240
triggering.
Oh yeah 'cause I Jeremy and I

468
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,880
wouldn't even have to talk we
could just take the we would.

469
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,400
Now have to that's ridiculous
just go which way you wanna go

470
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,080
let's go right OK yeah and we
would it would magically happen

471
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,960
it's amazing it's true it's I'm
telling you it's.

472
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,640
True I don't do anything with my
husband I just don't I don't.

473
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,280
I don't put anything together
with him anyway if he he put

474
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,960
together a whole barbecue I
didn't even go outside 'cause I

475
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,880
was like he's gonna be angry
about something I'm avoiding

476
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,000
this I don't move couches I
don't move furniture with him I

477
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,720
try not I've learned my lesson
now not just not to do it with

478
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,040
him.
Could you not if Jeremy did the

479
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,280
outside of the lawn and you
know?

480
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,320
Just not follow the law.
Follow that same line around and

481
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,920
around smaller and smaller do.
You think do you think it would

482
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,600
be problematic do you think it
would be difficult.

483
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,080
No.
OK it was a little difficult for

484
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,440
my 18 year old now keep in mind
yesterday when we did this it

485
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,080
was a very hot day was in the
middle of the afternoon like

486
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,440
230.
In the afternoon.

487
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,000
But she's decided to do it heat
of the day so I had to help her

488
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,040
a little bit and but she started
to get the hang of it so she was

489
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,920
doing the main part of the lawn
then we went over and did

490
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,160
another part of the lawn I had
to trim it edge it first and

491
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,640
then another part and I will say
to you.

492
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,320
You while I had to instruct her
to go over a couple of lines she

493
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,520
got better at it for me she did
she didn't ace it but she got

494
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,520
better at it but I had to I'll
tell you what it was the most

495
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:42,000
delightful cutting of the lawn
I've had in a long long time and

496
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,640
I'm wondering I wondered right
then and there should I ask my

497
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,720
wife when she gets home can we
have more kids because I think

498
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,040
maybe.
You got to.

499
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,440
Wait a while another. 18 years I
don't.

500
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,920
Want the next one anymore I
don't anyway I I got the

501
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,680
distinct impression that while
she did learn how to cut the

502
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,320
lawn she doesn't want to do it
anymore.

503
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,720
Right I don't think it's fun.
But was she also getting the

504
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,520
impression from you that you
were fishing to see whether or

505
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,040
not this is now her job.
Weekly and not yours.

506
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:18,040
Ever again I didn't no I didn't
fish for that because I I feel

507
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,640
like I'm still going to have to
edge and I'm still going to have

508
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,600
to be there to supervise but
standing and sort of supervising

509
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,480
foreman when it's you know 28
degrees is a little cooler than

510
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,880
pushing that lawnmower.
Yeah oh I like supervising right

511
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,240
I think like I think what you
need now is a hammock actually.

512
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,640
Maybe maybe that's what I need
yeah.

513
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,480
This is due to underwhelming
demand the podcast that just

514
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,360
might be maybe better than a day
at the beach.

515
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,760
Because you know we are kind of
fun and you don't get sand stuck

516
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,480
in places you don't want sand to
get stuck.

517
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,240
Sure fair enough.
While listening to the podcast.

518
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,840
Sold.
Right foreman.

519
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,040
Correct you don't have to be
slathered in anything.

520
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,040
Yeah we don't need you don't
need sunscreen to listen to us

521
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,240
you could take us to the beach
with you though.

522
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:24,160
But also like don't blast us the
amount of people who've just

523
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,240
decided they're bringing their
do speaker and just fucking

524
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,760
cranking it at the beach is.
And then 5 people have all

525
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,800
different music just no it's
just noise like it's not even

526
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,440
you can't even hear one of them
it's like everybody 's doing it

527
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,960
yeah noise yeah.
That's why I stay at home

528
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,520
watching my daughter cut my
lawn.

529
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,880
All right well here's another
thing that you might want to

530
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,240
take along with you and take
from this podcast some fun

531
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,160
facts.
I really do think those are fun

532
00:26:54,160 --> 00:27:00,440
facts Rachel Rachel.
Rachel 's fun facts it's been a

533
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,120
while since I did this I checked
I think I haven't done this

534
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,520
since January or February.
Have you not been feeling fun?

535
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,040
Well I've had other things to
talk about and so fun facts got

536
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,560
pushed to the wayside but
foreman has been sending me some

537
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,600
fun facts and that kind of
perked my interest again right.

538
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,280
Foreman in.
Fun facts.

539
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,440
You know if anyone 's been.
Doing our jobs for us around.

540
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,520
Yeah if anyone 's paying close
attention it should really be

541
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,960
foreman 's fun facts and foreman
's headline.

542
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,800
That's right.
Most of them are foreman 's not.

543
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,600
My foreman comes up with the
content but.

544
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,800
Here's my disclaimer Rachel is
that I have been sending you

545
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,760
factually accurate information
yeah but by no means come with

546
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,040
the endorsement that I've
already found them fun this is a

547
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,560
test to see which ones.
You will choose OK which ones

548
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,640
you.
Which ones I'm not?

549
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,120
Rachel the.
Ones that you have sent.

550
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,760
Good oh OK because I wouldn't
either.

551
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,040
And I've got some extra that you
don't that you haven't heard

552
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,920
even better it'll be a.
Mix in there we'll see what you

553
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,480
what you like yeah and I don't I
have not cross checked these so

554
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,400
who knows if they're factual
we'll just say that they are

555
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,840
because that's more.
Fun you can't call them fun

556
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,320
facts if they're not factual
well.

557
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,040
They come from a fact plate like
a fact like they say that

558
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,160
they're.
Factory a fact factory they come

559
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,960
from a fact factory which now.
Includes Norman as my additional

560
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,440
fact.
I'm not doing this anymore if

561
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,280
they're not factual.
We're doing it because it's

562
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,200
they're all it's fun sometimes.
Well yeah other.

563
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,960
Things I made-up by Rachel.
Like what kind of game is this I

564
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,080
didn't make them up but as you
know the Internet and AI who

565
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,400
knows right anyway okay that's
good you're.

566
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,320
Not buying into this I am sorry
I was always thought you used to

567
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,520
say.
Fun factual things now you're

568
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,520
taking factual right out of the
equation.

569
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,400
Well I they are I'm pretty sure
they're factual.

570
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600
If they're not going to be
factual then they better be

571
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,720
100%?
Well 100% be fun that's right

572
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,200
OK.
OK this this is probably a good

573
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,040
one to start with because you
guys are already annoying me did

574
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,960
you know that it's possible to
literally be allergic to other

575
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,560
people.
You can be allergic to other

576
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,680
people maybe that's like their
pheromones or something like

577
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:23,120
that you just don't you know
jive with them I think are you

578
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,000
was that.
Sneeze.

579
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,920
Are you sneezing?
Yeah yeah OK even even through

580
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,600
the Internet.
It's one of you I don't know.

581
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,000
Even through the.
Internet I have a gas yeah I

582
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,680
have a gas.
OK thank.

583
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:39,240
You I have a gas.
Yeah all right did you know that

584
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:45,880
rats can laugh.
But we just can't hear it so

585
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,360
that's why I wonder how do we
know that that's a fact do you

586
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,560
know what I mean.
How do you know that we?

587
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,600
Don't hear that how do you test
for that.

588
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,840
If a rat laughs in the sewer
does anyone hear it?

589
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,600
No.
Only rats.

590
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,720
Only other rats.
All the other rats we're all I

591
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,920
think maybe.
You know if a rat has is

592
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,360
laughing because the others are
chuckling and you're.

593
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,360
Like oh right down there is that
what you're.

594
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,280
Saying you see the other ones
laughing.

595
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,920
Yeah I think I.
I first thought that would be

596
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,680
more fun if we could hear them
but I don't want to hear them

597
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,400
laughing maniacally at humans
feel like rats what their plotty

598
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,600
rat laugh.
Would be fairly?

599
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,960
When I think of rats laughing I
think of shredder from the Ninja

600
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,200
Turtles yeah that's who I think
of and he's not nice he's evil

601
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:37,360
yeah he's evil the Pentagon the
Pentagon has twice as many

602
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,200
bathrooms as it needs?
Huh.

603
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,280
For what a nice though.
For what purpose I don't know.

604
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,520
Maybe just everyone has to go.
Yeah there was like a concert

605
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,120
there there wouldn't be the big
line up at the ladies.

606
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,280
At the Pentagon the Pentagon
concert good ladies Pentagon.

607
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,240
There wouldn't be women coming
into the men 's washroom at the

608
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,200
Pentagon yeah.
You know what I learned about

609
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,760
the Pentagon today what's that
is that there's.

610
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,760
More facts about the Pentagon.
A Twitter account called the

611
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,400
Pentagon pizza report.
That tracks when shit 's going

612
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,160
down by how many pieces and
orders sudden orders of pizzas

613
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,720
are coming in at nearby
restaurants yeah what.

614
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,840
Well because they're in meetings
and they can't leave and they

615
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,400
need food so.
They're suddenly working

616
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,080
overtime or working late on some
big project coming up so the

617
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,600
Pentagon.
Orders all the pizza.

618
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,360
Exactly and then you know
something 's about to happen.

619
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,080
OK.
About to come yeah something 's

620
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,200
about to go down yeah.
That seems very logical.

621
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,400
Not fun if.
The something about to happen is

622
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,360
about to happen to you I would
imagine.

623
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,960
But no.
No maybe if you live far away

624
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,920
from the Pentagon well I guess
who knows.

625
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:53,680
At the at the Pentagon there's a
bathroom for you sure.

626
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,160
Many.
Many the children of identical

627
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,600
twins so if you're identical
twins and you each have your own

628
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,320
children they are actually
genetically equivalent to being

629
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:10,880
siblings rather than cousins
because their parent moms or

630
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,920
dads were identical twins.
Even if my sister isn't a twin

631
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,440
and she has kids well they're
still my niece and nephew what.

632
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,560
Are you talking about well
they're your niece and nephew

633
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,640
but because identical twins have
the same DNA?

634
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,000
When you have kids is that too
much?

635
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,120
OK it's not too much.
Fact.

636
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,520
It's actually pretty
straightforward I thought it

637
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,440
was.
Pretty straightforward actually.

638
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,120
Yeah that should be.
Identical twins have kids their

639
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,360
kids are more confusing are more
like siblings than cousins.

640
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,880
I still don't get it.
OK OK.

641
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,120
I'm sorry I don't all right.
Bad news for the young teenagers

642
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,960
who think their cousins are hot.
Yeah.

643
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,720
Nope.
I hope not there's a phenomenon

644
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,840
called the preparedness paradox
in which effective planning and

645
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,560
vigilance actually helps prevent
disasters but then that leads

646
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,360
people to question whether the
preparations were necessary in

647
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,280
the first place.
Perhaps like having more than

648
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,040
enough bathrooms in the
Pentagon.

649
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,560
Or twin twins that are.
That's not that's not being

650
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,960
prepared you're not prepared
that's not a preparedness thing.

651
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:30,440
Wow these are certainly fun.
OK here's one for Dave

652
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:35,960
specifically it's about traffic
you might like this if all the

653
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,960
cars at a red light.
Accelerated at the exact same

654
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,240
time and speed when the light
turned green yes there would be

655
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:49,480
far less traffic.
I agree that's that is true.

656
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,000
Right.
Please do that please.

657
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,200
Everybody at the same time
you're all paying attention

658
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,120
nobody 's got a honk at you to
go you turn at the left green

659
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,960
light the left turn light put
that right on time.

660
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,280
You're on the edge of your seat
wait for it to turn.

661
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,840
It's a wonderful thing to bring
forward but as you know no one

662
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,560
does that.
No.

663
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,960
No OK alright what good is that
fun fact.

664
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:20,679
Just to make you more.
Mad it just makes me angrier

665
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,920
that's right an.
Angry fact if this guy could

666
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,840
just go we would be going.
We would be.

667
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,719
Moving it's the slow OK fine.
Compound of times I shout out

668
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,520
loud can you move your car
please can you just go can you.

669
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:40,719
Find the gas pedal please.
Yes that's true.

670
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,360
A study has found that plant
we're moving on plants crank out

671
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,120
more nectar when they hear bees
buzzing so when the plants hear

672
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,360
the bees come near them they put
out more nectar and then the

673
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,920
bees go get it and then we have
honey and Bing bang boom there

674
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,920
you go.
Bob 's your uncle Fanny your.

675
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,160
Aunt right who's your aunt.
Fanny.

676
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,440
Fanny it's actually your brother
not your cousin.

677
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,280
So the bees I.
Don't know the bees here the

678
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,520
bees the flowers excited yeah.
And the flowers they do.

679
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,840
Here for this is getting gross
pretty quick if you want me to

680
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,680
keep going.
OK whatever.

681
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,920
No yeah don't keep going.
OK what else can I do that you

682
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,600
guys are even going to like OK
here well I got 2 more this one

683
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,640
might be helpful if you're you
know maybe before golf Dave

684
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
drinking watermelon juice before
working out can we.

685
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080
Do buy watermelon juice?
For.

686
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,800
To juice your own watermelon
yeah drinking watermelon.

687
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,560
Juice a watermelon.
Can I tell you the fact first?

688
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,520
Eat a slice I can't.
Believe you're going to juice a

689
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,000
watermelon.
Just crush it up like there's a

690
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,280
lot of juice in a watermelon.
Twist it like a.

691
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,920
Cut it out and put it in a
blender.

692
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,560
And then you yeah you can put it
in a blender and drink it or

693
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,320
maybe just eat a watermelon I
don't know drinking watermelon

694
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,520
juice before working out can
reduce muscle soreness and the

695
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,080
amount of time it takes for your
heart rate to recover.

696
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,760
Very healthy.
Super fun.

697
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:15,200
Great that is super fun maybe
even super factual but it's also

698
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,960
not who's got watermelon juice
no.

699
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,520
Watermelons just maybe you could
just eat a watermelon because

700
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,400
you're eating the juice with it.
Yeah why don't they sell

701
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,640
watermelon juice in.
The slice or 2 watermelon I

702
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,320
don't know Dave I don't know.
You know what's fun I.

703
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,560
Don't know why they don't sell
here's.

704
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,600
Something fun on a related note
they.

705
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:38,680
Probably do.
Researchers have found that you

706
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,280
know the guys who like to
submerge themselves in the ice

707
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,160
baths and make a really big deal
but the ice baths after a

708
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,640
workout turns out.
Good for you.

709
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:50,600
Yeah it reduces muscle strength
I saw.

710
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,120
That recently actually.
And I think that's delightful

711
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,760
because it's such a show like
head out of the ice.

712
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,360
This is my segment not yours.
I don't want to get some

713
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,720
watermelon juice they'll be
fine.

714
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:09,560
OK one last one here just in
case you wanted to know yes

715
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,920
humans have the girthiest.
Nectar.

716
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,120
Nectar.
What when the bees are coming?

717
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,400
Humans have the girthiest
eggplants yeah among all.

718
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,840
Beers are you referred beaners.
Beaners you could say that great

719
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,680
sure.
Yeah and humans have the

720
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,360
girthiest ones like
proportionally sure right I

721
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,680
think maybe just general like I
don't know if it has to be

722
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,160
proportional.
Did you learn that on the

723
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,640
Internet or at your sex party?
Does it matter?

724
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,920
You don't think it really
matters does it do you like the

725
00:37:43,920 --> 00:38:05,040
word girthiest though I think.
This is due to underwhelming

726
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,280
demand it's a podcast it's Dave
Rachel and foreman and you can

727
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:13,160
go to our website underwhelming
dot CA there you can read Rachel

728
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,200
's latest blog.
Has it been 3 years since we

729
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,600
left the radio I didn't realize
that wow?

730
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,760
This week.
Time flies when you're having

731
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,320
fun I mean I.
I.

732
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,880
Guess I.
Guess I don't know I I was

733
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,280
stunned by that I thought
really. 3 years I know seems

734
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,640
like forever ago but also not
forever ago.

735
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,400
Well check out Rachel 's new
blog and go to our website if

736
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,120
you're interested in sponsoring
this fine podcast if you're

737
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,440
interested in buying us a
coffee.

738
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:49,240
Like Stacy who bought 5.
Amazing happy birthday Rachel

739
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,360
and foreman.
Thank you thank you thank you

740
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,000
Stacy.
Yeah the sponsorship helps us

741
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,680
keep the the podcast going so
the coffee so anyway you can

742
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,680
help out that's awesome you can
reach out to us too on

743
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,400
underwhelming dot CA you can
write to us at our e-mail Dave

744
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,240
Rachel foreman@gmail.com you can
get a hold of us through social

745
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,720
media this is a portion of the
podcast at the end of the

746
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,320
podcast where we read.
Some of your comments your

747
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,400
connections with us which we
love.

748
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,800
Yes we love I actually we have a
few comments about the blog that

749
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:30,320
I wrote which was just what I
miss about radio and I miss you

750
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,800
guys I miss working with you
every day this podcast kind of

751
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,440
fills that void a little bit I
miss having fun every morning I

752
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,720
never dreaded going to work I
hated waking up early but I

753
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,560
never dreaded going into work.
I hated waking up early too but

754
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,120
I I will say that the.
We that period of time where the

755
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:55,400
3 of us work together honestly
well not every day is is you

756
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,680
know a genuine grade a type of
day perfect yeah we laughed a

757
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,320
lot we laughed I.
Mean.

758
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,520
We laughed.
It was fun.

759
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,360
It was fun.
A lot and a lot of a lot of that

760
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,360
laughter no one heard.
Right I.

761
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,640
Know, yeah.
Well, there's a song ended and

762
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,680
we had to start talking again.
There was laughter.

763
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,080
No one knew why.
No one would know why, Yeah.

764
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,080
But we had fun, you know, when
it was, I think that we really

765
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,040
did came.
People knew that, people could

766
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,520
sense that.
So anyways, I wrote a blog.

767
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,400
But what I miss about radio, you
can, you can read that on

768
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,320
underwhelming.ca.
Jen says I miss your voices.

769
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,960
It's not been the same on my
drives to work.

770
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,520
Kathy says I don't listen at all
since you guys left.

771
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,440
It's just not the same.
I know it's different, but the

772
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440
new people are great and they do
a great job.

773
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,400
They're very talented because I
do listen to them.

774
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,800
I wake up to them actually
every.

775
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,480
Day you know there's another
morning show you might want to

776
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,280
try out yeah different you can
try out the.

777
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,440
Ones at 1:04 if you want to. 104
is where performance is now.

778
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,800
Yeah, Connie says.
I miss you guys.

779
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,440
I don't even listen anymore.
But I do listen to Foreman in

780
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,360
the afternoon.
Yay.

781
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,240
So Connie does listen to you.
So thank you very much.

782
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,040
Awesome.
OK, last week Foreman talked

783
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,680
about his bird issue, Foreman's
fowl issue, and the bird that

784
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,480
was parked on your deck and dive
Bonnie.

785
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,160
There's a couple emails about
that, Bonnie says.

786
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,760
I totally get Foreman's bird
frustrations.

787
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,240
This is our first spring in our
house.

788
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,600
A few weeks ago we were outside
and I noticed a bird fly out of

789
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,160
the eaves at the corner of the
house.

790
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,280
That's one story.
I knew immediately what that

791
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,000
little fucker was doing, so I
grabbed some steel wool, stood

792
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,920
guard, and while my hubby was
grabbing the ladder, that fucker

793
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,000
of course tried to go back and I
yelled at it.

794
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,680
Watching it do constant flybys
while chirping up an angry storm

795
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,600
after we stuffed the hole with
steel wool was so satisfying.

796
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,880
That is fine.
I had a bird once getting up the

797
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,800
like the corner of my house.
It was like on the siding but

798
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,360
there was like a a corner piece
there and they could go up it.

799
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,880
I don't know how it even fit but
it did.

800
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,480
And we have another one from
Michael, who has the same issue

801
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:14,240
as Foreman, although he says hi,
Dave, Rachel and Foreman with

802
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,600
the subject.
When the subject of birds came

803
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,320
up, we have a picture window in
the family room looking out to

804
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,000
the backyard.
We've had so many birds hit that

805
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,840
window, which will either kill
them or they'll get a huge

806
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,440
headache from hitting the
window.

807
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,640
The birds think the glass from
the window is air.

808
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,320
Yes.
And when in our old studio we

809
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,480
used to have.
Birds all the time.

810
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,840
All the time.
The birds.

811
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,520
We hit the window there all the
time, yeah.

812
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaking at the radio station.
That's funny, editor.

813
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,480
In on air and there'd be a huge
thump.

814
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,600
Oh yeah, for sure.
At our house in Halifax or in

815
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,480
Timberley, there's trees and
then you could see the house

816
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,440
behind you on the next like the
street over.

817
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,040
So our backyards were against
each other.

818
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,760
And we were chatting with those
neighbors one time and they said

819
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,240
we got like, I don't know what's
going, there's something going

820
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,560
on in our attic, whatever,
because we can hear stuff and

821
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,640
there's whatever.
And we're like, Oh yeah, those

822
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,160
are birds.
You have birds in your attic

823
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,640
because we would see them flying
around from the eavesdrop that

824
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,880
like the soffit that hangs over
they're they pushed up into the

825
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,560
metal in where?
The Nest.

826
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,320
Was inside the attic.
Oh, really?

827
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,000
But.
We never like you would see

828
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,440
birds around there and never put
two and two together that they

829
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,520
were actually going in until
they said that.

830
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,680
So that would be what?
You talked to each other.

831
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,400
Geez.
Yeah, that would be worse.

832
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,160
Yeah.
Don't want them in your attic?

833
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,960
We have some comments on Spotify
'cause that's always a place you

834
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,840
can read your comments as well.
Yeah.

835
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:41,440
From episode 126, where you were
talking about all the books that

836
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,400
you're reading, Dave, or what
Jana was reading and then Rachel

837
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,440
was, Yeah.
She was confused at the end,

838
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,960
Yeah.
Candace says.

839
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,040
I was also confused by the
ending of the Onyx Storm.

840
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,680
There you go.
OK, I haven't read it all yet.

841
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,520
That's the one that Jana didn't
understand, right?

842
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,960
Yeah.
Well, she I think that's the

843
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:03,800
last one in the in the although
my understanding is there is a

844
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,120
fourth one coming, but on stormy
thing is she had trouble with

845
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:12,040
the second one as well.
She found it a little confusing

846
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:12,720
as well.
So.

847
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,840
I'm right.
Yeah.

848
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,720
OK.
Her last grabbed me as quickly

849
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,120
as the last one did the last
series.

850
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,320
On 2 episodes ago Casey, when I
was talking about parking and

851
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,960
how my parking downtown London
is just free now.

852
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,480
Yeah, so.
Yeah.

853
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,880
Have you still pay yet?
Nope, still.

854
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,680
Good, good for you.
Still free, yeah, but Casey

855
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,720
says.
And funny, from what I brought

856
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:41,720
up today about where I spent
Father's Day, Casey says don't

857
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,760
try not paying for parking in
Port Stanley.

858
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,960
Those parking ticket arseholes
are on your ass the minute you

859
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,720
park.
Yeah, I bet.

860
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,720
To which I would like to reply
Casey from Sunday, Father's Day

861
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:57,040
afternoon.
No, they're not really.

862
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,880
They're no did you get away?
Pay for a little bit of parking,

863
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,440
leave, come back, don't pay
again or anything and it's fine.

864
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,360
Oh.
Really.

865
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,320
Foreman's found ways of Foreman
is well, you're.

866
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,640
Like that fancy parking king?
Yes, because honestly, if you

867
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,560
think about the manpower, the
logistics of patrolling a

868
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,240
parking lot to see if everyone's
paid, no one can afford that

869
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,560
shit anymore.
If you don't see a guy actively

870
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,920
out wandering the parking lot
checking license plates, it's

871
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,480
free.
Yeah, it's for a lot to say

872
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,960
about Central Elgin and their
taxes and how much they spend in

873
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,640
Port Stanley.
So but I won't but I so that's

874
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,520
fine.
Like 3 hours of parking there's

875
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,720
like 18 bucks I feel like.
Parking.

876
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,960
It's a parking.
And insurance are two of the

877
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,720
greatest scams in human history,
so.

878
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,640
Yep.
There you go.

879
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,120
Yeah, and finally I got a
message that I wanted to share

880
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,520
with you guys from someone who
listens all the time.

881
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,680
She was at her live show.
She leaves us messages all the

882
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,600
time.
She calls the radio station

883
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,920
plenty of times as well.
Melissa Cowenberg Oh, yes,

884
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,160
Melissa, OK.
Who goes on to say I find your

885
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,520
fans everywhere?
I was at the grocery store in

886
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,160
Strathroy and sent a former
listener of that other radio

887
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,240
station your way.
Really.

888
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,880
She thought you as in me.
She thought I was still in Nova

889
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Scotia.
And then I also told her,

890
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,160
Melissa told this person to
check out this podcast.

891
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,880
Well, thank you, Melissa.
We appreciate.

892
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,200
That wow, yes, we should.
Start an ambassador program.

893
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,080
Melissa can be the number one
ambassador, right?

894
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,480
Thank you.
Well, and she said she met this

895
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:41,720
person at the Lotto counter and
had said that she won tickets

896
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:45,480
from a radio station.
The lady asked which station and

897
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,680
I said that one.
And as soon as I said that, the

898
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,720
lady said, oh, I miss Dave,
Rachel and Foreman, it's not the

899
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,280
same.
And then she was amazed I even

900
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,280
talked to you guys at all.
So wow.

901
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,400
Well, thank.
You.

902
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,000
That's awesome.
Well, maybe we got a new podcast

903
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,760
listener from that.
Thank you very much.

904
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,880
I hope so.
What episode is this 100 and.

905
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,320
1:30 today.
Oh, it is one. 3030, yeah,

906
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,720
another milestone.
Wow.

907
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,520
And a shout out before we go to
Sparkle Princess Parties for

908
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,200
sponsoring episode 130.
Yes, Abigail's helping us keep

909
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,520
this going.
So if you know someone who wants

910
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:27,400
some advertising, podcast
advertising is is very good and

911
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,000
cuts through the noise for
various reasons.

912
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,040
But you can go to
underwhelming.ca.

913
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,520
She's helping us fund this.
Thank you.

914
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,560
Abigail, can we throw?
Can we use a Sparkle person's

915
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,920
party for like a podcast?
150th maybe?

916
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,120
Maybe.
Yeah, that'd.

917
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,080
Be a bad idea.
Or maybe I don't know if we have

918
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,800
enough time to plan that might.
From now.

919
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,280
Right, it might have to be
Podcast 200.

920
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,200
You will need all that.
To make.

921
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,080
Sure, the live show was a lot of
work.

922
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,960
Yeah, it was a lot of work.
It was a lot of work.