A Silly Waste Of Resources! (Ep. 161)

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What can I talk about?
Well, maybe we're done with the

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AI images.
That would be great.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast.
Oh, by the way, happy podcast O

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de Mayo.
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.
That's, you know, if you listen

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to the podcast the day it
arrives, then, you know, right

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now I'm enjoying a Mexican beer
as we listen to this.

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Very nice.
Just letting you know that, but

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only one because I've got high
cholesterol.

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Anyway.
Yeah, we are Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman.
And coming up on the podcast

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today, Foreman's wife Ashley has
reached a new milestone.

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Foreman has decided to talk
about it on the podcast.

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He's going to attempt to not be
in trouble after she hears this.

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OK.
We're celebrating.

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Yeah, I'm wondering, I'm
curious, I'm wondering if you

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should have to pass a test
before you're even allowed in

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here.
I'm going to say a blanket, yes.

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I'll explain.
Where a lot of places where?

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There are a lot of places you
should have to pass a test

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before you're allowed in.
The answer is yes, you're right,

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Foreman.
But anyway, that's coming up.

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And how far is too far?
That's what Rachel has decided

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to well, we actually are forcing
her to talk about.

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Yeah.
Fine, yeah, in just a second.

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In just a second.
But but you know, you could go

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to our website, underwhelming.ca
and you can get a shout out on

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this podcast.
You just shell over a few bucks

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and we'll shout somebody out.
Yes, 20 bucks actually and today

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we have two shout outs 2 not
just one, but. 2 All right,

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let's go.
Yes, we have a shout out to

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Jerry from Jeff.
Happy Mother's Day, Jerry.

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Yes, Happy Mother's Day to Jerry
Reedstra from Benny and Josie.

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We love you and we hope this
isn't the only episode you don't

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listen to.
Hey.

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Hey, Jerry, We met Jerry.
She was at our live show and

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I've known Jerry for several
years and so she I know she

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listens every episode.
Oh good.

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So hopefully she didn't miss
this shout.

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Out what's her handle like crazy
Jerry on Instagram, yeah.

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Crazy.
Jerry.

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Everybody knows and they can
follow her.

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Yeah, that would be bad luck,
Jeff, if this is the one episode

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she misses where you shout out
Happy Mother's Day to Jerry.

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Yes, from Benny and Josie
anyway.

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Happy Mother's Day, Jerry.
Happy Mother's Day.

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And let me start a huge shout
out, a huge shout out to Master

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DJ Foreman.
Foreman for helping my colleague

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and I with the music for our
school concert, the JKSK

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students at Academy de la Tamiz.
Did I get that right?

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I don't know.
Oh, you don't know.

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In London they say Merci
Foreman.

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Oh.
That's from Karen.

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Yeah, you need to tell Karen,
because she's clearly a school

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teacher, how to spell your name.
There's no E in Foreman.

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Right, I'm not a foreman.
No, it's just Foreman, not.

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A foreman, Yeah.
Right.

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Yeah, lots of lots of people get
that wrong.

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So shout out to Foreman.
What was that?

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What's that story about?
Her students are doing a recital

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and she needed several different
pieces of music put together to

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all go together for their
recital.

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If I can find some for you.
So I'm pretending that I know

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what they're singing about,
obviously.

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Is that baby shark in French?
I don't.

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No.
Something about dancing.

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Right, so you had to stitch
together the music.

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Yeah, but they have a nice
spring recital this year.

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So good, good.
That's.

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Nice.
Yes.

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Woman's a perfect person to ask
for that.

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All right, Good.
Job.

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Those are the shoutouts, so
thank you and if you need a

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shout out, go to our website
underwhelming.ca.

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Yes, it's in the dud shop with
the merch, but it's in because

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it's a shop and you can buy it
right there and anywhere.

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And you know, as it gets warmer
and warmer, you might maybe want

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to not wear your underwhelming
hoodie.

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You might want it like an
underwhelming T-shirt or

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something.
Yes, those are there too.

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Should we make tank tops?
I feel like so every year we

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have a tank top party at our
house which is called tank tops

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that rule and so maybe I should
make a tank top for my husband.

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Well.
If you want one that rules then

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it should probably say
underwhelming on it, yes.

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Right, yeah, everyone has to
wear a tank top to the party and

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it has to be a funny 1, so
there's some good like clever

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things anyway, Yeah, maybe I'll
make.

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I don't get tank tops and I
don't get.

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Why nobody does either, but
having a party where everyone's

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in a tank top is hilarious.
No, it's not.

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Yeah.
It's no, it's not.

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I don't want to see you, either
one of you in a tank top.

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I don't want to see anybody in a
tank top.

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Tank tops should be banned, no?
The tank.

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Tops, they should be banned.
Yes, that's not true.

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Tank tops are great, especially
when it's super hot in the

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summer.
You should have to take a test

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to be able to wear a tank top.
What?

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How big are your guns?
How big?

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Are your guns?
How white are your guns?

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Maybe you should wear a tank
top.

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Yeah, where does your red?
Line stop mine are always.

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White.
Mine are white, as we discussed

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last week.
Yes, OK.

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Also, we discussed last week
something that maybe I've

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realized is too far because
Foreman yelled at me so.

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Oh, and that's the only reason
she realized that maybe that

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wasn't.
Are we talking about the horse

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pictures again?
Because yeah, I I thought it was

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the the latest batch of horse.
It was in dressage with the

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horse.
Riding a horse.

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Yeah, you're riding a horse.
I initially chuckled.

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And then I thought, now it's
just getting mean spirited.

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It.
Wasn't mean spirited, actually

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someone asked for it on the
other picture and they said now

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we need a photo of Foreman in
full dressage.

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Well, now I got to find it and I
was like, yeah, coming right up,

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Foreman in full dressage.
Now you just, you know, you

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realize, you know, at at the
risk of people groaning here,

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you're beating a dead horse.
Stop it.

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Stop it, Rachel.
That's my initials because I

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know Foreman hates it, he and I
and I think he's made.

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Dislikes it but like I think
he's really traumatic Click.

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Come on, there's a difference
between dislike and hate.

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He really hates it.
It's obvious he hates it.

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I can tell.
I can like well.

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I know that.
He has this is not acting

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sometimes, you know, sometimes
we do what we need to do for the

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better for for the bit, of
course, but but I could see.

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Not for the bit, yeah.
He's not comfortable with any

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of.
It all right, all right.

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We're not.
Comfortable.

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It was Robert that said a
foreman in a video of Foreman in

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full gear riding dressage.
And I said yes, that's

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hilarious, OK.
Well, thanks for nothing Bob to.

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Me.
All right, fine.

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Foreman will stop it.
It was a It's just.

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It's very funny.
No, it's not funny.

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OK, all right, I get it.
You know, fine.

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To quote everyone's favorite
movie, I hope you kids see what

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a silly waste of resources this
is.

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Yes, yeah.
What movie is that?

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For us, Christmas vacation
cheese come.

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On.
You know, all we hear about AI

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is the the data centers and the
water it needs and the

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electricity and how terrible it
is to live.

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And you're just like making them
churn out all these images, yes,

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for no reason.
Yes, well, I do believe that

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artificial intelligence is
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That's a good word.
It's useful.

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The tool is in particular
useless, like you're using

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artificial intelligence for a
titter.

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A titter?
Yeah.

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Yes, it was a titter.
Yes.

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It was a titter I because I get
that you're mad now I get.

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No, it's big.
I don't.

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Know why you didn't?
See it?

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A couple of weeks ago it was.
Many years ago did we start this

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show with the The Three?
Of us, No you.

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Don't.
It's been that long that you've

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known.
You've known that long.

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Yeah, well, OK.
We know the horse thing bugs

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him.
That's why we that's why from Oh

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yeah, no it.
Doesn't look.

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We have had this discussion.
I believe that we could actually

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get someone to help Foreman with
his.

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He's like, I don't think Foreman
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And I don't blame him because
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You're like, really the horse at
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Might have, you know, he may
need to talk this over, you

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know, and he's talked about it
with us and and yet we continue

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to tease him.
Right.

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Yeah.
Somehow you know when you're

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encouraged to talk about your
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others in this scenario, somehow
it's made it worse.

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So, well, I.
I'm sorry about the horse.

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The second horse pictures.
Well, yes, I'm OK.

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I'm sorry.
OK, you're apologetic, but

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they're still.
Still very funny.

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I like it when Foreman's voice
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When whenever his voice gets
squeaky, I enjoy.

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That right?
Because usually that means he's

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he's annoyed, right?
The higher the pitch, the higher

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the squeak, the more he's
annoyed.

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Yeah, but in this case he's been
very quiet.

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Well, so that means he's
actually mad.

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Yes.
So OK, we won't we won't make

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any more horse pictures for a
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Because this is you start an AI
battle like this and it can only

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escalate, right?
And by the way.

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And now other people are sending
us AI photos of all three of us,

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actually.
I have 5 great that I haven't

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used yet or shown anyone yet
that Dave Prowery has made. 5.

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Mostly directed at you, Rachel.
Some directed at you, Dave.

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Wonderful.
I mean, I, I don't I don't

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really have a dog or a horse in
this fight, but OK.

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But I, you know, I, I thought
we'll.

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Stop it now.
I thought the last one was a

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little, yeah.
Sure.

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No, we'll show this one last one
and then we'll stop.

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What is it?
It's already been made.

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Resources have already been
wasted.

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OK.
Based on your last.

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Made a collage of me not doing
things, yeah.

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Dave made it.
Dave died and.

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It's funnier than any of the
horse pictures.

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Yes, it really.
Is it was Rachel not playing

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hockey, not skiing, not golfing,
not playing ukulele?

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Ukulele is particularly funny.
And Dave and I, this Dave and I

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went back and forth thinking is
there anything else he could add

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to that?
And I thought afterwards and we

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posted it as revenge.
And thank you David Powery for

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helping with the revenge.
I thought there is one more

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thing that should have been
included in Now the resources

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have been wasted for this one
last moment and then we can all

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move on together.
OK.

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In this one, well, it's hard to
see.

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It's hard.
We'll have to put it up.

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Oh, look at all that butter in
the freezer.

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I'm.
Wearing the same shirt.

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Rachel beside a chest freezer
overflowing with the.

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Butter on sale.
Yeah.

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Actually, that's quite good.
Get the happy.

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Smile on your face.
You are happy cheap, cheap

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butter.
And now, just because it's made,

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Dave, here's you in a black
truck with all your roadkill.

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Oh yeah, oh wait em all I got.
Your roadkill.

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Look at all I.
Got em all That is me Yeah, look

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at.
That that's a good.

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One look at all the ones I've
killed.

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That's funny.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand, the podcast that's
perfect for this time of year

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because we have a mom.
Yes.

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And and a couple of mothers.
Mothers.

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You know, Mother, Mother.
It's quit the accent.

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Yeah, Mother.
Oh, 'cause you.

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As in mother, never mind.
Beepers.

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There we go.
Thank you.

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OK, joke's not funny if.
It's funnier now it's.

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True that you do.
OK, it's up here, Rachel.

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Reach up there.
You'll catch it before it goes

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over your head.
No, it's long gone.

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Let's just move on.
I'm wondering, I'm I'm

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wondering, should you be
required to take a driver's test

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to qualify for a membership at
Costco?

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Sure, yeah.
And not a driver's test in your

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vehicle, a shopping cart
driver's test.

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And of course the answer is yes.
I came across an entire article

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about the mayhem the Mad Max
Thunderdome that is Costco, and

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it's all to do with how people,
when they go into Costco, forget

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who they are, forget the rules
of life and just become idiots.

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Yeah, just do whatever you feel
like.

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You don't go against the flow,
you know, You can't just drive

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in the middle, you can't leave
your cart in the way, you can't

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just stop wherever you want.
But you can.

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You can do all of those things.
No, you.

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Well, you shouldn't.
And people do it all the time.

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Yes, you should have to take a
shopping cart driver's test,

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don't you think?
Yeah, that should come with your

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membership as soon as you sign
up.

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Yes, you.
Have how we give you this?

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Yes, how do you drive a shopping
cart?

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Right.
And every time you renew, you

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have to take it again.
No exceptions.

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Yes.
Every year.

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And if you're listening.
To this going like a shopping

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cart course.
If you're listening to this

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going, I don't know what they're
talking about.

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You're the problem.
Right.

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Right, you are the problem.
But thanks for listening, yeah.

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If you're slowly walking down
the middle of the aisle, stop

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it.
If you're stopping at every

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single sample station for more
than just a a grab, buy you

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should you?
You know what you shouldn't even

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have?
You shouldn't be allowed to stop

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at the sample stage.
It should be a moving lane only.

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Costco is a store that I have a
a love hate relationship with.

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I do sort of like it and I like
what it offers, but I also hate

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when I'm at Costco and it's, you
know, Mad Max.

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Of course, like I had to go to,
I went.

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To everybody feels that way.
Costco has great deals, great

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quality items like I like the
store and what they sell, right?

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I hate going there.
Yeah, there's a part of me that

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now I, we tend to go, we'll go
early on a Saturday or a Sunday

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because my wife is off and she
wants to go.

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And if you do that, you can
sort, you avoid, certainly you

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avoid the sampling because that
isn't happening.

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So you can get that out of the
way.

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And I also find that people that
arrive at that hour are in a bit

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of a hurry anyway.
And I don't mind that because

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my, the way I approach Costco
and this is where my wife and I

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have arguments because I will
say to her, what are we, what

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are we looking for?
Do you have a list?

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What is it you're looking for?
Because my goal when I get in

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there most mostly is to get in
and get out as quickly as I can.

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I always, I'm always in a hurry
when I go there.

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I don't want to be there for a
long period of time.

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And I hate it when they move
stuff because then I'm there

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longer.
Oh yeah, and they move.

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You're.
Hunting for things, but I.

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Think they they do that on
purpose because they want you to

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be in there.
Longer.

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That's probably true.
They want.

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You to walk by something else
and buy that too.

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Exactly.
It's very clever how they do all

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of that stuff, but it's quite
annoying too.

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Yeah.
What are your top complaints?

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My top complaints are people
walking down the middle of the

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aisle with the cart.
Yep OK.

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People stopping at the ends of
aisles and and stopping up

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traffic with samples.
Yep, sampling.

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Right.
And the slow, the slow walkers.

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Yeah.
And the meanderers, the ones

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that just go wherever they don't
like, yeah, they're they they

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have no sense you.
Stop at the end of the aisle.

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You wait for a clearing and then
you turn.

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Yeah, like, no, just like they
have no sense of anybody else in

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there.
They're only in it for

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themselves.
They don't care about anybody

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else.
It is a, it's a, it is a little

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fend for your selfie because,
well, it is everyone.

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Everyone's doing that.
So I feel, I do feel like we all

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have to do that.
Then that's my point, is all

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those complaints, you're
complaining about yourselves.

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It's you.
You're doing it.

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It's unavoidable.
It's inevitable that at some

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point you will be slow in an
aisle.

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At some point you'll be parked
in the middle.

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At some point you'll be stopped.
At the end.

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You do it.
You do all of it.

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Everyone does.
Everybody.

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Does.
Everybody does.

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Well, I think everybody does,
but I think there are people

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that try very hard not to.
Now this is where my wife and I

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differ because again, I'm in a
hurry when I get there and she's

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like, I'm not in a hurry, but I
am girl because I want to get in

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and I want to get out.
She will stop because we're

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shopping together.
If I don't know what she's

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looking for or if she's just
spotted something, she'll stop,

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which makes me stop and then
she'll turn to me and say you

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need to move the cart out of the
way.

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I'm like, well, then you got to
give me like, I don't know that

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you're stopping.
So we're going to blame.

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We're going to blame Happy
Mother's Day, Jana.

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Yeah.
No, I.

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She please Birthday.
I had a birthday.

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Yeah.
Happy birthday on the same day.

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On the same day.
Exact same day we had this

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discussion because I said, I
said to her, she goes, will you

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leave the cart?
And I said that's because you

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stop randomly.
And I don't know, dude, I don't

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like to leave the cart.
Yeah, I don't like to be in the,

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but sometimes it's unavoidable.
If the person you're with goes

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whoop, I'm stopping.
It's.

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Impossible to avoid, but you'll
be there.

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On a Wednesday night and that's
not my typical time, but we had

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to.
We went on a Wednesday because

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Jeremy's gluten free and we had
to go find people were saying

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Costco has great gluten free
snacks because he was like, I

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have no snacks.
So I'm like, you're going to

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come with me because I don't
know what you like.

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I don't know.
And so he did so, and we had to

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bring Kendall.
Julia.

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Was that a theater thing?
Bad enough to be gluten free,

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but to have to go to Costco for
it too?

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Well, and he did.
He's gluten free and low fat, so

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a lot of gluten free stuff is
high fat.

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So anyway, that's a different
thing.

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So.
So Kendall wants to push the

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cart and I'm like.
No.

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If you're going to push the
cart, you are right behind me,

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but you don't get on my you
don't hit my heels right.

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I am on all over her about stay
to the side, follow me like,

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let's go.
She's 8.

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She did a pretty good job.
No, she shouldn't be anywhere

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near a cart.
But I was, well, I I did take.

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Over the cart, No.
No, she's 8.

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She's not going in the cart.
I see all kinds of eight-year

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olds in carts.
Oh my God no.

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She can walk that.
She's 8.

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Maybe If you're 2, fine.
Do more to avoid her getting hit

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by.
Another kids to Costco too.

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That's another thing.
Well, she had to come.

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Kids.
She had to come because it was

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that was the time we had to go
and.

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See there you are, home alone
child.

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The carts all over the place
there.

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Were three of us.
There you go, and the big.

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Part.
You actually did.

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OK, but I was all over her about
be careful with the cart, don't

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move to the side and then I did
take over eventually.

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So I think maybe bare minimum is
the cart test once a year

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mandatory, OK.
And that might actually be fun.

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Set it up in the parking lot.
Have a little fun little.

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Yeah, yeah, Shopping cart rodeo
in the parking lot.

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Including, by the way, the ones
that you ride on.

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Because those people are all
over the fucking place.

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Oh yeah, they get.
On the ride on carts and they're

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going backwards down the aisles
and they're.

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Oh yeah, they're doing the.
Wrong way and they're turning at

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the wrong corner.
They are all over the place

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because they're motorized and
they think they can.

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Stop it, they can.
Yeah, they.

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Can they will?
You're right.

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Yeah.
I should do this for like a

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master's thesis in like
psychology, like, like, like

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analyze the psychology of people
with their carts in Costco and

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what's what's happening and like
that.

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That would fascinate me.
It's once you get in, I got to

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get my stuff, get out of my way.
Yeah, that's why there's so many

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people.
I think the always actual

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solution is if you limit the
amount of people in there in

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given time, you got to wait
outside into one in one out once

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you read a certain limit.
But they're not going to do that

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because they're going to make
less money of.

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Course not, no.
But that's the only way to make

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us happy, so they'd rather us be
in their miserable and still

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getting their money anyway.
Remember there was line UPS of

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COVID.
We had to, yeah, Yeah.

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Yeah we're still going to go
even with all these problems

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we're still going we're still
not keeping us away so love it 0

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incentive for them to care they.
Love.

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That we're talking about this.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast that knows because

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Rachel told us.
Rachel told us that moms just

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want to be left alone on
Mother's Day.

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Now, that doesn't necessarily
mean it's OK for you to go

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golfing, unless you plan to take
the kids with you.

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You cannot golfing.
Dad cannot go golfing on

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Mother's Day, no.
One of the busiest days of the

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year at the golf course.
Yeah, fuck all those guys.

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Unless it's the moms out there,
that's fine.

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It isn't.
They should not be out on

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mother.
'S day.

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It's a busy day.
If you're taking your mom, fine,

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but if you're leaving mom at
home and going golfing, unless

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you've brought the kids.
I mean, are you ever taking your

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mom golfing?
I would never have taken them.

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Well, maybe Jeremy would.
Jeremy's mom golfs.

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OK.
She's never golfed.

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I don't think she's ever golfed
in her whole life, ever.

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I don't believe my mother ever
golfed in her whole life either.

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But you know what?
My kids are getting into golf

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now, so they're.
OK.

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Now.
Four of us go together.

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It's a perfect day.
Then you stay home.

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Jeremy takes the kids golfing,
but that.

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That would be perfect.
Yeah.

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There you go.
That would be a great idea.

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I.
Told you it's a great activity

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to give you Gray hair.
Golfing with your kids.

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Oh yeah, Oh yeah, that would be
great.

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Yeah.
Yeah, among many other things.

456
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,080
Yeah, like when your oldest
child becomes a teenager.

457
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,880
Oh boy.
And the morning of Harley's 13th

458
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,400
birthday.
Happy birthday Harley.

459
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,640
Happy birthday.
Harley, you look in the mirror

460
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:20,760
and discover is that what I
think it is, a single Gray hair.

461
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,600
No.
On Ashley's head.

462
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,960
Yeah, I know it's not yours
because you've already got it.

463
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,840
Yeah, there's plenty here.
You've got a lot.

464
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,280
There's a lot you've.
Got a lot?

465
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,680
Yeah, that's all those.
Happy Mother's Day, Ashley.

466
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,280
The AI horse thinks keep giving
them Gray hair.

467
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,080
Rachel, thanks for that.
Yep, and more and more.

468
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,840
One single time to hit the
salon.

469
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,000
Or or is she going to embrace
it?

470
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,560
Because some people like to
embrace it.

471
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,200
She immediately plucked it out.
Ouch.

472
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,160
I would too if I but I have no
Gray hair because I'll never

473
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,560
have it.
I didn't know your daughter was

474
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:03,040
a a teenager. 13 now.
Teen, 13 and.

475
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,440
Julia will be thirteen this year
too, 'cause they're the same

476
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,640
age.
I can't believe that.

477
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,160
How's the attitude?
It's just, like, so great.

478
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,000
We're best friends every day.
She always wants to talk.

479
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,400
Yeah.
Yeah, mine too.

480
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:21,600
Back mine has nothing to.
Say to me until it's bedtime and

481
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,960
then she has so much to say and
I don't want to talk at that

482
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,360
time.
And then she says, mom, why

483
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,000
don't you want to talk to me?
I said I want to talk to you all

484
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,720
day and you ignore me so.
And then when it's time for bed,

485
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,400
oh, I want to come give you a
hug and I want to tell you about

486
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,560
my day and I want to play around
and be silly and I want to

487
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,480
think, no, no, no.
We could have done that all day.

488
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,640
Yeah.
Go to bed.

489
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,440
Nice try.
You're a teen, we're going to

490
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,640
learn self regulation.
And then she's mad.

491
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,800
And then she wakes up mad and.
Oh, oh, you.

492
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,840
This is the tip of the teen
iceberg.

493
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,680
Yeah, I have.
I have someone who's 19.

494
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,360
Yeah.
I feel like by then it's getting

495
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,760
a little better though, isn't
it?

496
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,800
Well, I don't know, because the
discussions, you know, there are

497
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,560
a lot of this like whenever she
goes out, if she's going to and

498
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,080
we should go back to the Gray
hair thing.

499
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,200
I don't know how we got
sidetracked, but whenever she's

500
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,560
going out, like she finished her
first year at Fanshawe was her

501
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,520
last exam was last Friday.
So we're going out and we're

502
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,400
partying, we're going, we're
going downtown and we're going

503
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:37,320
to party at Cool's or somewhere.
And now the last words that her

504
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,840
mother says to her as she walks
out are don't be an asshole.

505
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,960
So you know that would that
gives you an indication of what

506
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,000
some of the discussions are like
in the house.

507
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:53,520
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of, so you know,

508
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,640
there's a lot that happens in
the six years that are coming

509
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,960
for you guys.
But anyway, let's talk about

510
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,320
Gray hair.
Yeah, well, so there's gonna be

511
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,080
more, clearly.
Oh yeah.

512
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,160
More Gray hair or more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

513
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,200
But she and she already regular
Ashley already regularly goes to

514
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,640
a stylist and goes to the salon
and gets like highlights and low

515
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,280
lights I guess.
I don't know.

516
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,360
I don't know what it, I don't
know what goes on there.

517
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,560
I just know that it costs a lot
of money.

518
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,520
Sure does.
Stacey and I just know that when

519
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:27,320
she comes home I gasp my jaws on
the floor I can't believe how

520
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,720
beautiful she is every time she
comes home good.

521
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,200
It's just amazing.
It looks perfect.

522
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,160
It's only.
We don't have husbands like

523
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,920
Foreman who, yeah, really
noticed and gosh, yes, every

524
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,680
time that would be.
Great time.

525
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,840
It's amazing.
And so she's just gonna like,

526
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,840
she's probably gonna up that to
make sure there's no Gray.

527
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,160
Have the have the stylist pluck
any she sees.

528
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,760
Right.
Which some people have said,

529
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,960
maybe, you know, maybe you're
not supposed to pluck the Grays,

530
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,600
but I don't think she cares.
She's plucking them.

531
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,240
Yeah.
Well, here's something else that

532
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,440
I would like to add to this.
And, and again, this comes from

533
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:08,480
experience, is that if there's
one Gray hair, there's probably

534
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,760
more.
Gray hairs are like mice, aren't

535
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,040
they?
Well, there's one.

536
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,360
There's more.
There's more now they may be

537
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,200
hiding, Yup, but they'll.
I hope they're hiding white.

538
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,240
Vice they will eventually come
out.

539
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:30,600
And shit everywhere.
I was at my stylist and I, I

540
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,280
said to her, well, I don't have
any Gray hair.

541
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:38,600
And she was like.
Yeah, you're like.

542
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,360
Well, there's some in the back
here.

543
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,360
I was like, what?
Have you ever noticed that you

544
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:44,960
have?
Well, I.

545
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,600
Can't be the back of my head.
Right, because your your Gray

546
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,480
hairs are not necessarily Gray.
I think mine would probably go

547
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,400
white anyway.
They're.

548
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,120
Just white.
Because I'm I am fair and so I

549
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,800
think it would just be white.
You need to keep going to the

550
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,720
because if you allow that to
happen, Rachel, right, we won't

551
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,880
be able to tell where your hair
starts and you, just like we

552
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,080
won't be able to tell.
We won't be able to tell just.

553
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,200
Be like, what's that movie
Powder?

554
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,880
Remember that movie Powder with
the guy that was like albino?

555
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,520
I remember.
Albino Casper the Friendly

556
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,120
Ghost.
Yeah, thanks.

557
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,040
That's it.
Casper, 2 episodes.

558
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,600
Now where I'm very white.
OK, Yak yak, yak, yak.

559
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,320
Vanilla.
Vanilla.

560
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,760
Right, but it's only in the
back, eh?

561
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,320
Only in the back.
Yeah, party.

562
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,920
In the back business, in the
front business, we're playing

563
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,640
bridge at 3 in the back, yeah.
Are you sure?

564
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,880
Are you sure?
Are you sure that's right?

565
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,960
Well, it's covered, I guess.
I don't know.

566
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,880
Are you sure?
You may be like, why do I get

567
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,360
the feeling you'll be spending
some time in front of a mirror?

568
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,520
Soon I might actually laughter
this.

569
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,280
And asking it questions like
mirror, mirror on the wall.

570
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,160
Who's the fair?
It's you.

571
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,400
You're very fair, which was a
great.

572
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,840
Year too fair.
You're translucent Who?

573
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,400
Are you another woman?
That's been my plight in life,

574
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,240
my entire life.
Well, it's been.

575
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,320
So, so white.
And Ashley is still a few years

576
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,080
away from her age, even starting
with a 4 yet.

577
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,360
And the yes, she's OK.
Isn't she?

578
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,120
How was the reaction?
What was the reaction?

579
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,160
She was horrified.
Oh yes, of course.

580
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,080
As she should be.
Probably very pleased to be

581
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,040
hearing this right now too, but.
Glad that you're talking about

582
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,360
that on your podcast.
Wondering if this will give her

583
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,600
a few more.
She might well This is why her.

584
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,520
AI photos of Foreman, Just as
you know, revenge.

585
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,880
Oh see This is why I wanted to
help her with the discussion and

586
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,560
before this talked about it on
the radio to get some people to

587
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,720
make her feel a bit better and
I.

588
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,400
You think ease her through this?
Ease her through this.

589
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,480
People saying that I was 20
found my first Gray hairs.

590
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,720
I talked to someone this week
who says I'm currently 24 and

591
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,160
have found many Gray.
This.

592
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,800
It's all happening now and I'm
24.

593
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,480
Yeah, some people go Gray early.
And I mean, you can always color

594
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,720
it if you want, but it's a trend
now to to embrace your Gray hair

595
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,960
and and grow it out.
They're not embracing it.

596
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,800
They're plucking it.
They're dying it.

597
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:23,040
They're, Yeah.
The common theme is, is that I

598
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,120
think she was the one that said,
well, I've since I've started my

599
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,840
new job, I've noticed Gray
hairs.

600
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,160
And I'm only 24.
So naturally you asked what kind

601
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,360
of job is it?
And she said, well, I work with

602
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,600
children.
Yeah, well, that'll do it.

603
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,200
That'll do it.
And the 20 year old works with

604
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,800
children and we start seeing a
theme here.

605
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,720
Maybe.
Yeah, my.

606
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:49,120
Ashley has to live with me.
She has Foreman and two kids,

607
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,600
including one teenager.
We're on to something.

608
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,760
Tracks.
Tracks, yeah.

609
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,080
Music.
This is due to underwhelming

610
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,040
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611
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,960
And thank you for listening to
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612
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,080
You may have noticed this
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613
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614
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,840
Thank you.
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615
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,920
We don't like to be sponsorless.
We like to.

616
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,640
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617
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620
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621
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622
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623
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626
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628
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630
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This is the part of the podcast
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631
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,880
messages to us voice message or
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632
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633
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,160
You can follow us on social
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634
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,440
What do we got this week?
Yeah, we got a message from

635
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,560
TikTok because TikTok, we're on
TikTok.

636
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,960
Of course we are.
Yes, all that talk about Gray

637
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,560
hair.
We must be on TikTok.

638
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:37,160
Of course, biased devil's
Advocate has left a comment on.

639
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,760
I like that biased devil.
Bias.

640
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,640
Devil's advocate.
Really good handle.

641
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,680
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I like that.

642
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,240
On the video of you Rachel
saying that your momma's

643
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:52,240
favorite child is Jeremy, biased
devil advocate argues mom's

644
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,160
favorite is the dog.
It's never the kids, it's the

645
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,320
pets.
Well, that there is something to

646
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,200
that because when I got Roxy,
who hates everyone but loves my

647
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,880
mom, my mom when she first met
Roxy didn't really engage with

648
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,560
her, didn't care.
She didn't go over and say hi.

649
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,320
And I think Roxy liked that.
And so now anytime we say her

650
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,760
name, and she's under my desk
now so I don't want to say her

651
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:21,280
name, she gets so excited, you
know, and, and every.

652
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,480
Time she sees.
My mom or she even hears it on a

653
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,560
video.
She's like her ears perk up and

654
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,719
my mom loves her right back.
She says she doesn't, but she

655
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,719
does.
OK, I didn't really.

656
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,280
I didn't sense that that was
what this message was about.

657
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,199
Rachel, I'm wondering, is the
dog your favorite?

658
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,280
No.
She's not.

659
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,440
Oh no.
Are you sure?

660
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,760
Yeah, because because she
doesn't like Jeremy.

661
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,760
I feel like I love her a little
bit less.

662
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,400
Oh, I thought that was a pro,
not a con.

663
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,480
Not a con, no.
Because it it's, it's annoying

664
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,240
so and it's constant.
Got it.

665
00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,560
Anyway, last week we had a
message from Peter because I

666
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,000
talked about that inner ear
thing that people can do and.

667
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,760
He could do it, yeah.
And he could do it.

668
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,800
And then I wrote back to him and
said, when you do that, can you

669
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,080
still hear?
Or is it just muffled a bit?

670
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,680
Because I have no idea.
I've never heard of anyone doing

671
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,200
this.
He says, yes, I can still hear,

672
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,720
but it's just muffled.
It just sounds, it's kind of

673
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,840
like a rumbling that most people
describe.

674
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200
I think that's fascinating that
people can do that.

675
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,800
I.
Know you do for some reason.

676
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,520
Well, I just, you know, I, I've
never heard of it.

677
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,360
Because you can't do it.
Because I can't do it exactly.

678
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,120
We will a message.
You can go to our website and

679
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,440
send a message there.
And we have one from Lindsay

680
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,320
Devoe, our friend out in Nova
Scotia, right?

681
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:42,600
Hey guys, listening to episode
159 and the reminder of getting

682
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,160
to fuck off for birthdays.
I just had my birthday this past

683
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,160
weekend and and I didn't get to
fuck off and go to a hotel and I

684
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:54,160
spent it going to gymnastics and
a teal up pool party.

685
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:58,320
I don't know what that means
since my my husband is away for

686
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,360
the next two months.
He's away for my birthday and

687
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,800
Mother's Day.
Also away in the fall for our

688
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,120
anniversary.
Is he?

689
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,040
Is he in the Navy?
He's.

690
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,640
A sailor.
So he's away, so she got to cart

691
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,400
all the kids around, she says.
Now I'm listening to episode

692
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,920
160.
I thought I was going to be Team

693
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,960
Foreman when it comes to ice
cream cake, as ice cream cake is

694
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,240
my favorite, but I'm actually
Team Ashley.

695
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,920
OK, there you go.
So sorry, Foreman.

696
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,680
Boo.
Yeah.

697
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:24,640
Boo.
OK.

698
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,960
Yeah.
Not on your side.

699
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,440
I think this is about the being
away for your birthday thing

700
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,440
from Lori, OK, saying on
Spotify.

701
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,040
You can always leave a comment
on Spotify, Lori Reed says.

702
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,040
I was away for Easter.
It was a hockey tournament.

703
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,400
My birthday was the weekend
after my mother who said we can

704
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,160
have Easter on your birthday.
So I ended up cooking for 15

705
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,120
people on my birthday, including
ordering my own fucking cake.

706
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:55,560
Oh God.
Ouch.

707
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,200
Thanks mom for suggesting we
have a Easter on my birthday and

708
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,400
B I'm hosting.
Did mom not bring the cake?

709
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,880
Mom should have at least gotten
the cake.

710
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,240
Well, she Lori at least ordered
it.

711
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,760
You better check.
To see whether you're your mom's

712
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,440
favorite because I sent you I'm.
Sorry, Lori, I'm sorry that was

713
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,720
your birthday.
Yeah.

714
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaking of cakes, Jenna has
also messaged us on our website

715
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,600
and she says I'm team Ashley.
I always save the favorite part

716
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,800
of a meal or food for the last
bite.

717
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,480
So with a DQ cake, it's
definitely the cookie fudge part

718
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,160
last.
Yeah.

719
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,280
No.
It's not no, that's wrong.

720
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,600
And then I'm not entirely sure.
Bang on, Jenna.

721
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,000
I'm not entirely sure
specifically what Megan has

722
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,400
commented on on Spotify either,
but it's on the episode Foreman

723
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,040
V Windsor.
OK.

724
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,200
Thanks, Rachel.
Thanks for that, Rachel.

725
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,600
But Megan says please don't be
sorry.

726
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,280
This may not be hard to believe.
I love the shock value.

727
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,520
I think being sorry about making
the pictures probably.

728
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,640
And I can speak in a lot of
hyperbole.

729
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,080
Foreman, when are your mom and I
hanging out?

730
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:11,480
Signed penis girl.
Yeah, right.

731
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,640
Going to have to go to Carlton
Place, Megan.

732
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,920
Penis Girl OK, I have another
message.

733
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,240
Handle, don't you think?
Yeah, we might just stop using

734
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,560
Megan all together and just say.
Yeah.

735
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,400
Penis girl.
So that we know who it is.

736
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,160
Yes.
Yeah, I have another message

737
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,480
from Jen Keenan, from Keenan and
Keenan, hey.

738
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,000
And Oh yeah, she says, hey,
Rach, I can manipulate those ear

739
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,400
muscles.
Another thing with the ear, the

740
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,080
sound and the ear, it's just
like a very muted, staticky

741
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,760
sound.
It doesn't block out other

742
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,520
sound.
That is fascinating to me that

743
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,720
people can do that.
I don't even know.

744
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,760
You're living in a completely
different universe.

745
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,760
No, it's way less fascinating
now, now that we know.

746
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,200
Yeah, you can do it, but it
doesn't.

747
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,000
It doesn't actually block
anything else.

748
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,360
Yeah, but I was.
Like earmuffs, kind of, you

749
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,960
know.
Yeah, yeah, like.

750
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,520
Quiets down the background sound
I just.

751
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,080
Like if I could do, if I could
tune.

752
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,320
Out my kids like that, That'd be
amazing.

753
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,960
Amazing.
I don't, I don't know, but

754
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,200
you've formed.
It so loud.

755
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,520
Don't you wish sometimes while
we're doing this, a.

756
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Week.
Oh my God, don't even say it.

757
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,120
I know what you're going to say.
Stop.

758
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,920
She only wants to tune out the
kids and yet says the dog isn't

759
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:28,080
her favorite.
Yeah.