April 21, 2025

A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! (Ep. 121)

A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! (Ep. 121)

(2:00) - Forman's MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

(10:44) - Good Idea / Bad Idea: the bitching fee

(20:45) - Ashley HAS been listening...

(31:20) - YOUR comments & voice memos!

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I can.
Do I know why Foreman's wife

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treats him that way?
I what I I'm sorry, but how does

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she?
I don't know if we're going to

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have time for that.
I feel like we need, we might

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have to skim over that.
It might be cut for time.

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No, I think it.
I think we'll have time.

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I don't, I don't know.
I think we'll have time.

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I can't see you guys right now.
Why is this doing this?

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I can't see your reactions.
I think the computer is trying

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to tell you to pick a different.
I don't know.

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I hello this is due to
underwhelming demand.

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The podcast that, as this
podcast comes out, is perfect

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for Earth Day.
Oh.

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Because.
Very eco friendly.

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Yeah, well, not only that, but
it contains. 2 animals.

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It contains recycled garbage,
basically, as we as we all know.

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Yeah.
Am I right?

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Wait, I'm right.
Yeah.

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Some people do call us that.
Yes, that's true.

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Recycled garbage Recycled.
Missed opportunity to name this

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show.
Should have named it that.

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Another missed opportunity.
On that note though, by the way,

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same day as our say, Happy
birthday to my sister Heather

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and also to my good friend
Aaron.

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May you get paid in Maple syrup
for years to come.

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Okay, there you go.
That's.

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Not very efficient.
Very nice.

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I mean it's.
Lovely to have Maple syrup, but

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I would also rather have money,
so that's not a very good wish.

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But what you wish for have you?
Seen the price of that these

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days, Yeah.
Exactly.

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All right.
Yeah, on the on the podcast

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today, Rachel says she knows
exactly why Foreman's wife's

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been doing things for him.
If we have time, if we have.

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Yeah, we're gonna have time.
I have a good idea.

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Bad idea.
It's the bitching fee that's a

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good idea.
That's immediately good idea.

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That's a bitch.
It's a bitching fee.

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And we start off with Foreman,
who has some news for YES.

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I'm.
Just gonna put.

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On some some free handout
glasses here.

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Oh free.
Yes, I've got this bright green

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key chain bottle opener.
Gonna take a sip out of this pan

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with a koozie on.
It OK, what does that say for

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all the people who are
listening?

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If you're watching on YouTube.
104.

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That's what I work now, baby.
A new job.

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Congratulations.
Thank you.

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You can hear me in the
afternoons every weekday on

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Country 104.
OK.

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Number one for country hits.
Is that under London?

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I don't know where that is.
I is right downtown London.

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I've heard of them.
Yes.

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Country. 104.
I had to be honest.

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I'd never heard of that last
radio station you worked for.

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I'd never heard of it.
What?

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Sorry, my husband worked at
Heart FM when it very first

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opened.
That's an interesting and a fun

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fact, but I I probably had never
heard of him back then either,

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no?
I don't think you had no.

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So yeah, that was before we were
even married.

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Yeah, well, this one seems to
reach a little bit further.

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Oh yeah, yes, I, I and.
You're back in London, which is

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really nice.
Back with country music as well,

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which is really.
Country.

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Yes, and I know how much you,
because I know how much we all,

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we became huge fans of the music
that we played.

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I mean, we of course, and
Foreman in particular, there are

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numerous times where Foreman
would attend, like the Garth

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Brooks thing, which was one of
my favorite things ever.

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I think you were on mat leave,
Rachel, and you missed this

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because Foreman went to see one
of the, I don't know, 25 Garth

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Brooks shows in Hamilton and
there had to be 25.

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And Foreman got in and he he
sent me audio of him and Ashley

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singing songs while the like.
Mostly Ashley, and it was de

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Tricia Yearwood who was there
with them.

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Of course.
Funniest.

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Thing I remember hearing that.
And we OK absolutely howled when

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I opened up.
His foreman had sent all.

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He had emailed me.
All.

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I just sent some stuff, I didn't
know what it sounded like.

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Funniest thing ever.
But I know how much Foreman and

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and Ashley love country music,
so that's awesome.

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Good for you.
We in fair fairness, we've,

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we've kind of known about this
for a little bit.

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So we didn't say wait.
If you make everyone feel left

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out, say.
Anything but I'm.

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No, we couldn't say anything.
I.

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I know.
Well, I know you're thrilled.

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So I'm thrilled.
If you're thrilled for me,

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that's good.
Yeah, that's all.

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Good for that.
And I get to be involved in the

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music again too.
And so that's really nice and

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and you know, there's so many,
so many things that are

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happening.
There's so many concerts and

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things that come through the
area that, you know, that has

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passed me over in the last
while, right?

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I had any involvement with now
to get to be part of that and

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with people who love country
music as well and throughout

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Southern Ontario, because that,
like, you could drive from

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London into Milton and still be
listening to that station and it

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hasn't even started to get fuzzy
yet.

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Yeah, it's.
Really, Milton?

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Because I tipped off, I tipped
off a friend of mine, I won't

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say who and I just said look,
don't say anything.

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But you know, I think Foreman's
moving over to the to country

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104.
Oh, so you were telling people?

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I didn't tell anybody except
Jeremy.

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Only one, Only one and the only
reason I told him because he

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always used to complain.
He works in Cambridge, a fun

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fact.
I don't believe Cambridge even

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exists.
You see a sign for it on the

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highway, But there's, there's
Kitchener, there's Waterloo,

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there's there's no Cambridge.
I don't know where it is.

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Where is that?
It doesn't matter.

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So it doesn't matter.
Always complain because you love

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to listen to us, but you
couldn't get once you get to

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like Kitchener or probably
before Kitchener, but country

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one O 4.
Oh yeah, That, that that's a

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banger.
That thing kicks out.

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Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

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In the in radio terms, it goes.
You know it's a booming.

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It's a booming.
And available on the Radio

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Player app and iHeartRadio.
OK, OK.

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Perfect.
For those of you who might

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perhaps be in a different
province, Nova Scotia

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iHeartRadio or radio player,
look up Country 104.

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It is there.
We have a contest to see Kenny

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Chesney at the Sphere in Vegas
right now.

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Oh wow, that's.
A good one?

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Absolutely.
Yeah.

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How would you rate the
surroundings where you are right

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now?
The surroundings, yeah.

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You know, I always used to like,
well, not just that, but I used

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to always physical location.
Yeah.

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I used to get a kick out of when
I, when I moved, I was always

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excited to see how different
that radio station was from the

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one I'd worked at for or other
ones that I worked at, you know,

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in a, you know, you know, out of
from one to 10, how do you rank

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the new surroundings, the new
where, where you're broadcasting

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from your, your new booth, your
new oh, studio, you know that

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thing.
Oh, yeah.

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Oh, well, in inside is a 10/10
out of 10.

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Absolutely.
It's beautiful.

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It's well done, the equipment's
great, It's well laid out.

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It's very clean and makes sense.
It's all that is great.

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A -. 10 out of 10 is feeling
like an absolute sucker for the

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first time ever in my life, in
my career.

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Paying for parking is such a
racket.

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It is such a racket.
An extreme RIP off.

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Yeah.
I I'm asking everyone, where do

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you park?
How do you do it?

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People have all these different
ways and theories in place

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because that's like, if you're
downtown, if you have a downtown

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job, you basically have to pay
for parking.

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Yes, you do.
Unless you have a secret spot,

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in which case please send that
to me.

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Do you have a monthly pass or do
you have?

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To get, I'm going to have to
get.

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Well here's where it gets funny,
where there's a person that it

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works, I think mostly on AM/980.
His name is Juan and he's like

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Oh yeah, what you want to do is
call this number and I don't

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know the guys name but his we
all call him Lefty.

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So I got to call Lefty, a random
phone number, and a guy who all

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the nickname I know is Lefty.
OK, he runs one of the parking

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lots nearby and he'll give you a
good monthly rate and maybe

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he'll even move you to a closer
parking lot.

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Oh, OK.
That's good.

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So did you call Lefty and they
say no, this isn't Lefty, But

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let me give you another phone
number for Lefty.

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Have you got Have you got to
lefty?

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Yet then I got, Then I got to
Lefty after that, who grilled me

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for an awful long time about how
I got that number.

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I don't know.
It was a guy who who gave me to

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a nameless guy who gave me to
you.

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Number first and they told me
you weren't there, and then they

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told me to call you here.
You.

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Realize now that you're involved
now in the parking the downtown

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London parking mafia, right?
You've got yourself into the

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underworld.
Absolutely.

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Because he has.
He has.

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If I stop by his booth, he's
there from between certain hours

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in the morning and the you have
to pay him.

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He'll give me a good rate if you
pay cash.

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Oh, I see.
OK.

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Everyone call and text, please.
I would like to make a a big

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show of it to the the fact that
people are listening.

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So even if we can pretend that
you've been listening, you don't

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even have to listen.
It is 519-643-1039. 103.9 OK.

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1034103.9 There you go. 643.
103. 9 couldn't be happy.

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I'm true little former.
I'm so excited.

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For you.
Congratulations.

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That's awesome.
Thank you.

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It is thank.
You it is.

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This is due to Underwhelming
Demand, the podcast that once

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again, once again is perfect for
Earth Day because it's energy

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efficient.
Actually, it's not even really

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Earth, not even really Earth
Day.

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We've always been energy
efficient.

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I.
Expend a lot of energy with you

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guys.
No, you don't.

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Just watch our podcast on
YouTube and you will see how

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little energy we actually put
into this.

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OK.
OK.

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Thank you very much.
Look, look at you.

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Yeah, Look at how hard you're.
Look at the energy you're

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putting into it.
Yeah, exactly.

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It's time for a very short.
A good idea, a bad idea.

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It's time for another good idea.
A bad idea.

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What a Segway.
Good idea.

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Bad idea.
It's a good idea, bad idea.

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I don't know whether this is
real or not real.

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And I heard somebody on the
radio earlier, well before we

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recorded this, bringing this up,
and they had a completely

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different take on it than than I
do, but.

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I take you didn't like.
No, it's just I look at it

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differently.
I think we we just have a

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different outlook probably on
life.

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Right must not have been on
country one O 4.

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Number one for country hits at
509-6031 O3.

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OK, wasn't you somebody
apparently on social media?

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This is on Reddit I think, so
you can either believe or not

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believe it Shared a photo of a
receipt that showed that they

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were charged a $5 fee at a
restaurant for bitching.

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It's that's right, it says and
they've circled it.

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Bitching fee.
They had three Miller lights and

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then an 8 inch cheese and
pepperoni pizza and then they

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were charged $5 for bitching.
It says bitching fee right on

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the bill, but the customer
claims the fee was because they

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complained that they had been
served the wrong beer.

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OK, well.
And then?

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You have been.
They also laughed it off, didn't

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mind paying it, and didn't
believe that they were overly

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whiny or bitchy.
However, they got a bitching

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fee.
Good or bad idea, the bitching

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fee?
Well, I think it's a good idea.

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Good idea.
However, it's very subjective.

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Yeah.
So I don't know how you stick to

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that.
There's no standard of when it

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does or does not meet the
threshold of being charged, yes.

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Again, I like where you're
headed with this.

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I'm not really looking at
standards or anything else, but

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I believe the reason that I was
drawn to this story is because

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it spoke to me.
It to me.

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This is the correction of the
universe.

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Some restaurants, some pizza
joints, somewhere in the USI

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believe has decided enough is
enough.

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OK, you bitch at us, we charge
you $5.

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We've had enough of you and
there are many of you, as we all

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know.
Yes, when you work in the people

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business, as we have all worked
in the people where you have

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interactions with people, they
get annoyed very quickly.

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They bitch a lot.
So a bitching thing to me.

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To me actually, I look at this
as again, a correction.

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Maybe the this is putting us in
the right.

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Maybe this will put us back on
track to where we should be.

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But the other?
People won't bitch as much.

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Yeah, that's what I'm hoping.
I think they're going to charge

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for.
Bitching, well, if you get

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charged for bitching, maybe you
won't bitch as much.

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But the other thing is I feel
that we could take this and, and

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put it just about anywhere you
could do like at the grocery

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store if you've got, you know,
if you're a senior and I've seen

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you and you know, 'cause I know
I you, I am 1 you.

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Are a senior.
And you're in front of me with a

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full little cart of groceries
and you want to pay cash in a

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place where they don't take cash
and it says 1 to 8 items and you

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have a full cart of groceries,
you are going to be charged the

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don't be a Dick fee.
Don't be a dollars the the sign

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fee.
You were a Dick.

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Costco doesn't take cash.
No, no, Costco does take.

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Costco does, Yeah.
Well, do you fancy?

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A little market where you
shopping at?

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MasterCard.
A lot of places where they, she

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actually showed them there's I
think the one to eight line is

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the only specific one that says
debit or credit.

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There's a sign.
It's a big sign because.

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They want it to be quick.
It's supposed to be quick debit

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or credit only.
And so this woman and her

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husband's loading the bags.
It's that the cashier, the one

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cashier was filling, loading all
those bags into his little cart.

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A full cart, 5 bags, 5 bags in
the one that's.

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Not one to 8 items.
No, that's really not.

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And then when it says you have
to pay, like she starts pulling

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out money and we point to the
side can't take your money.

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And then she she scrambles
around and finds, oh, she pulls

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out the card, but it's in the
little a cardboard sleeve and

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has to pull it out of the
sleeve.

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And then whether it's fiddling
or whether, yeah, like, well, we

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are all waiting behind going
should be a don't be a Dick fee

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lady.
So you're proposing that a meter

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starts like in a taxi cab and
it's just running until she's

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prepared?
Actually, I don't care the

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tally.
Keeps going up.

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This.
Is a great idea, actually good

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idea if you're going to take
that long.

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At any cash register there
should be a meter.

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As soon as they're run ringing
it through and they tell you how

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much it is, it should start a
tally and if and the longer you

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take the more you have to pay.
Look, I think it, I think.

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That's a great idea.
I'll take it even a step

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further, genius.
Foreman.

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I'll take it a step further.
Let's do.

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That.
At Costco, if you don't have

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your card ready to be scanned,
beep when you go into Costco.

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Yep.
When you scan it in, when you.

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Scan it in.
No, when you scan it 2 bucks.

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You're just going to get more
bitching.

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Bad idea.
This is a terrible system

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because people.
Are more efficient and

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inefficient.
That's why.

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That's why no.
I think costs.

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Will increase the efficiency of
our lives.

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I think you're.
Absolutely not bad idea.

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Where's?
The recourse for when it's your

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fault, not mine.
The reason you're just going to

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charge me for bitching when you
screwed up and it's your fault

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and I'm going to get charged and
then I'm going to get angrier

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and then you're going to want to
charge me more and it's been

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your fault the whole time.
Look, that's.

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The thing you can't have a
bitching fee and a tally running

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at the same time.
The reason?

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Meter running and a bitching
fee.

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I think 1.
Reason Foreman doesn't like the

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don't be a Dick fee is Foreman
is a Dick sometimes.

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Oh yes, you are.
What if you have?

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Genuinely Yes, you are.
What if you have objectively bad

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service?
That's right.

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And then you have to say, Oh no,
this isn't right.

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And then they charge you the
bitching fee, but it was

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entirely their fault.
Look.

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That's why I think it's
subjective.

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That's why I think the meter
running is a genius idea.

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Look, because then you know how
fast or slow you're going, and

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that's your own.
Server can't have a meter

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running.
No, that's mostly a check.

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In for me Here's what I'll
Here's what I will tell you the

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bitching fee.
To me, $5.00 is a lot better

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than having having them spit in
your food because that's what

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they're doing.
I don't want to they are.

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You complain, you get the wrong
beer.

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I spit in your meat.
In your meat, OK, but if you're

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serving the wrong beer and you
have messed up, then really?

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If you're going to charge me the
bitching fee, guess how much tip

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you're getting?
If you're a Bitcher.

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What's you're?
Not tipping anywhere that's.

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It I think.
What do they what do they want

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to make the restaurant more
money in themselves 0 The

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bitching fee should.
Go to the servers.

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The bitching fee goes to the
servers.

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I would tell you.
And the meter running goes to

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the cashiers because if you're
slow and you're not ready, you

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you should have to pay more.
I'm.

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Going to store is going to
accept like.

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Japan, we will be so efficient.
We'll be it like it will be in

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2045.
Live everything.

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Vending machine on the corner.
If we're going to be like Japan,

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yeah.
Everybody's got credit cards,

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that's why.
I wasn't trying to make the

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world more efficient so much
right I am.

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I was.
That's a great idea.

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I was.
Trying to do something new.

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No, I was trying to get rid of
all the Dicks, you know, stop

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being a Dick.
I mean, wouldn't you like it if

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you there was a way?
I don't think.

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People are trying to be Dicks.
When they're.

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Slow.
I think they're just dumb.

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Cuts in front of you when you're
driving down the road.

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Wouldn't it be great if you
could just push a button and and

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or or instead of a red light
camera there was a don't be a

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Dick camera?
I mean, don't automatically

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what?
That charges their license plate

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5 bucks.
What color would that one be?

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It's a red.
Light camera is not a color,

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Rachel.
Yeah, light.

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Is.
You're missing the point here.

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You have a flasher?
Yeah.

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And you?
Press a button and they get a

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ticket.
Knows.

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That he this is gonna cost for
him and a lot.

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Of money.
This is bringing out.

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This is not eliminating Dicks.
This is bringing out the Dicks.

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This is a bring out your Dicks.
No, don't bring out your Dick

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just.
Don't.

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That's not that's.
A charge.

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Too.
That's something else entirely.

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That's a that's a way different
podcast for him.

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That'll cost you.
This is just underwhelming

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demand the podcast that will
make your day, especially if you

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have very, very, very extremely
low expectations.

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Am I?
Right.

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Like if you have no plans today.
Such right?

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Well, maybe it will ruin your
day, I don't know.

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It'll probably make your day if
you just skip to the end.

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Well, you don't want to skip
this part.

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Oh, OK.
Why?

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No good idea, David, Good one,
David.

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That's a good idea.
Just skip over to the comments

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that.
Was good.

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I thought that was a good one.
Well.

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For the last two episodes,
Foreman has talked about.

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Things.
That his wife has been doing for

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him.
There is, and he wonders why.

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Yeah, there was a comeuppance
there.

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Was a comeuppance coming?
Yes.

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Now we didn't.
We didn't know when Ashley was

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going to listen to those
episodes, but it turns out she

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has, and she has talked to me
all about her thoughts.

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You talked to Rachel.
Why wouldn't she talk to me?

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I don't know why she would talk
to.

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You so last time.
Dave.

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Last.
Woman.

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You, Dave.
You mentioned that you.

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Couldn't find.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't be

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bringing this forward as a topic
on our podcast, Foreman.

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I would simply, that's why she
would say, yeah, I would.

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Absolutely bringing this up as
the topic on our pod.

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We should have led with this one
but I got vetoed.

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So anyway, here it is at the
end.

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So last time Forman talked about
how he had to get the girls

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ready before school right?
Because Ashley had to go in

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early to work and you.
Have lunch and how I didn't

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really get them ready because
they were already made ready.

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She did it all for you.
Yeah.

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She did lunches, she did
breakfast.

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She did all that.
You also talked about how

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before, like it was several
weeks ago, she made you a really

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great sandwich.
Yes, Right.

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And she loved, love him.
Appreciate that shade.

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Everything she knows, all the
time.

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Figure out why why Ashley's
doing all this stuff for

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Foreman?
I mean, he's quite capable on

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his own or.
That's the whole waiting for the

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other shoe to drop thing, yeah.
Or is he Dave?

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OK, so I get a message from
Ashley today.

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And she did listen to the last
episode did.

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She I perhaps.
Yeah.

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Actually, yes, she must have,
because she sends me a photo of

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a sandwich.
Foreman made this sandwich for

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Harley's lunch.
She ate 0 of it.

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Just saying.
This was after school.

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OK.
After school time.

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It's a full sub sub sandwich
wrapped up nicely.

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Beautiful.
It looks great.

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It's a big sandwich.
Would fill her right up all

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through school.
Absolutely.

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Not one bite.
Not one bite.

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What's in the sandwich?
In the sandwich.

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Probably in Ashley's note.
It is in Ashley's note.

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Actually you're right.
Harley said that it had nothing

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on it and it had all the wrong
things on it.

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There was no meat on this sub
sandwich, just lettuce.

453
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,520
Processed cheese, which your
daughter hates by the way.

454
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:31,120
Foreman and Mustard You gave her
a lettuce, cheese and mustard

455
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,320
sandwich.
There's no meat that's.

456
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,000
That's what you gave her.
Harley brought it home and asked

457
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,720
Ashley to make it properly for
tomorrow.

458
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,080
Can I re rebuttal that properly?
Well, hang on, I guess.

459
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,920
Sure.
I don't you sent your kid to

460
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,600
school with a cheese and mustard
lettuce sandwich wrapped

461
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,440
properly.
I mean, it looks nice from the

462
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,280
outside, but there's no meat, no
tomatoes.

463
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,440
It's cheese, processed cheese,
which she doesn't like.

464
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,080
Was that the protein?
Lettuce and mustard.

465
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,760
OK.
Did you know that your daughter

466
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,080
didn't like?
You can read that.

467
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,960
Cheese.
Did you know that?

468
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,160
So I got one does and one
doesn't so fine.

469
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,040
Emily likes the processed cheese
and Harley likes the regular

470
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,320
cheese.
Was it mustard?

471
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,560
What was in the other sandwich?
I didn't make her a sandwich

472
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,280
because she doesn't like
sandwiches.

473
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,120
Oh, I see.
OK, yes.

474
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,520
And the sandwich wasn't the only
thing they went to.

475
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,080
They guys, they got
strawberries, they got

476
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,960
cucumbers, carrots, grapes, all
that stuff we did.

477
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,320
There was no meat in the
sandwich because we didn't have

478
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,320
any.
I'll tell you.

479
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:46,080
You get what you get, but
apparently you get upset anyway

480
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,200
and then you're asking.
Mom to do it the right way for

481
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,920
the next day, yeah.
Otherwise, her sandwich would

482
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,560
very much just be the lettuce,
the mustard, the other cheese,

483
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,720
and one piece of deli meat.
That was the only difference and

484
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,360
she couldn't even touch it.
That's not very much.

485
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,480
Yeah, she get that would we what
she would regularly.

486
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,960
Eat well.
I'm not eating.

487
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,160
She didn't eat any of it.
I would.

488
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,880
I'm just, I'm with her.
I'm not eating a processed

489
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,120
cheese sandwich with with.
Mustard and lemon cheese slices.

490
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,120
Whoever.
Yeah, because that's what Emily

491
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,000
likes.
Not Harley.

492
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,560
Oh my God.
OK.

493
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,040
I think Kraft cheese slices are
disgusting.

494
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:30,640
OK, so moving on from that, also
when when she went to work, when

495
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,520
Ashley went to work, you said to
us that she left out cereal and

496
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,120
poured the cereal into the bowls
for you and left out the dry

497
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,200
cereal.
Well, Ashley says, neither of

498
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,440
our children eat cereal for
breakfast.

499
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,640
I know, I know.
OK, One used to.

500
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,800
Again, Emily did, and she's
recently changed because they're

501
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,560
so particular.
If you're catching a pattern

502
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,280
here, yes.
OK.

503
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:05,200
Harley has a toasted bagel with
butter plus also yogurt.

504
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,280
Is there a checklist there for
you to be checking me, Rachel?

505
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,600
I don't know, I'm just I.
Need to be charged a bitching

506
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:17,280
fee at your house?
Oh my God, the kids don't know

507
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,240
how kids are having.
So much money.

508
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,680
Yeah, I don't care for making
how good you have it, Foreman.

509
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,920
How I could when I was a kid,
Six years of making my own

510
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,960
fucking lunch.
My parents.

511
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,800
My parents were up at 5:30 in
the morning and they were all

512
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,360
gone because they worked hard
all day.

513
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,480
We live for ourselves.
And did you go to school uphill?

514
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,520
With Windsor the horse your
brother and you had to make.

515
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:45,640
Your own naked.
Stuff all in the snow year

516
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,320
round, uphill both ways, OK.
So it turns.

517
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,640
Out.
Foreman, Ashley.

518
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,400
Foreman makes bad lunches and
breakfast and apparently doesn't

519
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,960
know what his kids eat for
breakfast.

520
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:04,560
Yes, and because of all of that
incompetence, Ashley says

521
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,040
emphatically.
I should absolutely be the

522
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,640
family manager on our Google
account.

523
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,440
I deserve it.
That's me.

524
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,640
I.
Know I'm the family manager for

525
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,880
Google.
It's God.

526
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,360
It just drives her crazy because
she's telling you now.

527
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,440
I've never given up that title.
I I actually think it's fair

528
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,160
that she is the family manager
because she seems to do more

529
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,640
things correctly than you.
She is the family manager but

530
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:43,240
not according to Google.
I'm taking that with me.

531
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:05,490
This is due to Wonder Whelming
Demand the the podcast that's

532
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:09,290
like the Eastern windy holiday
and now everybody gets it.

533
00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:10,890
I just thought I'd throw that
in.

534
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:12,930
That's such a great joke, that
joke.

535
00:28:12,970 --> 00:28:13,930
Never.
Ever.

536
00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:16,930
I actually don't get it because
I work for myself so exactly.

537
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,160
No, and I didn't get it because
it was my first day on the

538
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,520
radio.
That's right, no one.

539
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,640
Well, I got it, but anyway.
You get every day.

540
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,840
Every day is a holiday for Dave.
Every day is a holiday for me.

541
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,160
We are Dave, Rachel before, but
don't forget you can go to our

542
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,120
website, underwhelming.ca, where
you will find everything

543
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,600
underwhelming.
Everything.

544
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,040
I mean, we've loaded it up with
underwhelming things.

545
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,320
Yeah.
Underwhelming things.

546
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,160
That's what we do.
It's.

547
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,680
Just.
All there for you.

548
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,040
Yeah, it's completely
underwhelming.

549
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,920
That's why it's called
underwhelming.ca.

550
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,040
You'll leave.
Thinking.

551
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:51,920
Huh.
Huh.

552
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,520
Well.
That that's it.

553
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,280
But.
Please, if you're there, so

554
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,240
please.
Check it out.

555
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,080
Check everything out there and
there are many ways to get ahold

556
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,200
of us.
Very easy there and it makes it

557
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,720
very easy for you to.
If you're interested in

558
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,920
sponsoring this fine podcast, as
you may have noted, if you

559
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,080
listen to the whole thing and
God help you, thank you if you

560
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:21,440
did no sponsors, we could use
the help to keep the the whole

561
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,720
thing going.
Would like to

562
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,840
sponsorunderwhelming.ca or you
can e-mail us Dave

563
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,680
rachelforman@gmail.com and I can
send you the pricing list.

564
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,560
We won't badger you.
We won't try and upsell you.

565
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,560
We will give you more than you
pay for.

566
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,040
So it's great.
It's really a win win all around

567
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,520
at.
The the very least we will, more

568
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,320
people will know about your
business.

569
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,680
That's a bare minimum standard.
Minimum.

570
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,320
Absolutely.
Happens Yeah, this has nothing

571
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:57,520
to do with businesses, but
Foreman as we as this podcast is

572
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,120
being released, the Toronto
Maple Leafs as you can see I

573
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,320
have my hand on here and the
Ottawa Senators are competing

574
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,160
for the opportunity at winning a
Stanley Cup.

575
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,840
Want to make a an interesting
wager?

576
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,560
Absolutely, I do.
OK what?

577
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,160
Are you going to do?
I think we should do beer

578
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,320
because that makes sense.
You like beer.

579
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:27,120
I enjoy beer.
Like a beer from a beer from the

580
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,320
Ottawa region.
I could.

581
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:33,080
Do that, Sure, I could do a how?
How about a six pack of Great

582
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,600
Lakes Toronto?
OK, how about a six pack of big

583
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,480
rig that is owned and operated
by former Ottawa Senators?

584
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,320
I like.
That interesting?

585
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,360
I like that.
OK, done.

586
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,320
Yes.
So you're gonna give each other

587
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,200
those beers if you if the other
one win?

588
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,160
No, I I only.
I get his beer if I if Toronto

589
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,120
wins and he gets my beer if.
Yeah, only the winner gets beer.

590
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,120
Only right?
Only the.

591
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,280
Winner gives beer.
Exactly.

592
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,200
Beers for champions, Rachel.
You get nothing, Rachel.

593
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,040
You get fine.
You get nothing.

594
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,120
You're welcome to get in.
We're.

595
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,720
Not drinking a lot around here
because of Jeremy's cranky panky

596
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,320
SO.
That's what you're calling.

597
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,880
It all right, we're on for that
panky.

598
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,760
Anybody.
Anybody want to communicate with

599
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,840
us at all?
Well, I will say on one one

600
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,960
other note about the, you know
the whole business and

601
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,000
sponsorship thing.
From time to time we have been

602
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,080
known to shut out a business for
free in exchange for you naming

603
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,160
something after us.
Oh, and so now I'm attempting to

604
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,520
make sure that the foreman's
elbows up Canadian pies continue

605
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,720
to exist even though I've
changed radio stations.

606
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,200
Yes, But much to my delight and
our delight, and hopefully for a

607
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,680
bright future, Cheryl from the
Two Witches of Middlesex County

608
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,360
Pie Company in the Red River
Cafe at our flour mill says,

609
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,360
well, yay.
I listen to Country One O 4 all

610
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,800
the time.
Let's come up with some fun

611
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,120
stuff.
OK, fun.

612
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,040
So.
All right, so the DAD, the pies.

613
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Keep going, I love.
That keep pumping out the pies

614
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,840
and we'll see what happens.
Yeah, they're good pies.

615
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,520
They really are flour.
Mill, yeah.

616
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,640
Graham, by the way, commented on
your creation that you made for

617
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,520
the Masters.
Dave Oh, the I didn't make that

618
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,440
now.
I thought it looked like Mac and

619
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,640
cheese.
I don't.

620
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,200
No, I didn't make that.
That's my my friend John.

621
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:22,360
You've met John.
John is an artiste when it comes

622
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:29,160
to rice crispy squares.
He makes rice crispy cakes for

623
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,160
for us on all kinds of special
occasions.

624
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,000
He does it for many others.
He did Taylor Swift from the

625
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,800
era's tour as a rice crisp.
Oh, yeah.

626
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,120
He is so good.
Remember the keg gift card?

627
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,640
What he did?
You laughed.

628
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,400
You thought that was hysterical,
right?

629
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:46,880
Yeah.
It's.

630
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,720
Good stuff man.
Did you take it there and use

631
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,200
it?
No, I did not.

632
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,680
No, this one he made look
exactly like the Masters logo.

633
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,840
Yes, Yeah, very cool out of Rice
Krispies.

634
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,440
And Graham says, I hope warmer
days are soon here so you can

635
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,160
chip in your own eagles, Dave.
Soon on.

636
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,120
Golfing.
Yet soon, Yeah, once, once or

637
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,680
twice, but it hasn't been much.
Were you happy with the Masters

638
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,320
outcome?
Thrilled, Yes.

639
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,720
I think a lot of people would.
Thrilled.

640
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,080
I think, I think every I if if
there was someone who won a golf

641
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,840
tournament that, you know,
people for people who don't care

642
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,520
about golf for the Masters, it's
a big deal.

643
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,400
Rory has always wanted to win
it.

644
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,120
He needed it to win all four of
the golf majors.

645
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,040
And I think it was.
Yeah, what He was the

646
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:38,480
sentimental favorite and it was
the theater.

647
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,680
I will say that it was painful
to watch at times because he

648
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,480
missed a lot of shots, but he
also made a lot of great shots.

649
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,640
And but he still won, yeah.
And and then was overcome with

650
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,800
emotion because I think that's a
very difficult thing to

651
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,880
accomplish.
And he did it.

652
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,120
So yes, very happy.
Very happy for him.

653
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,120
Good.
And it was, Yeah.

654
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,680
What a roller coaster ride to
watch.

655
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,400
It was fun.
And how nice of Rachel to have

656
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,679
asked you that, allowing you to
get that off your chest, Yes, A

657
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,400
feigning interest in your little
sport, yes.

658
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,120
Well.
Jeremy watched it all.

659
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,560
Week, I know that.
I also saw a lot of people who.

660
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,120
Were interested, I think people
watched.

661
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,719
We talked about somebody last
week who had a dead cat in their

662
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,920
freezer.
A friend of mine a.

663
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,320
Friend of a friend.
Still there.

664
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,679
Is there no?
Really.

665
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,080
OK.
Still there, but he's, you know,

666
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,880
trying to get out.
He's open for offers.

667
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,760
I mean I would be too.
The ground is thawing so just

668
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,239
better trouble.
Ainsley has written to us and

669
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,400
she says I know someone that put
their dead cat in the freezer

670
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,080
also because it died midwinter
and the ground was too frozen to

671
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,000
bury it so the cat was in there
until spring.

672
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,480
Oh OK.
And now is about the time where

673
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,800
the cat should be coming out.
Well if you do the six months,

674
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,880
he says it's now six months so
go back 6.

675
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,880
I don't think the ground was
frozen then.

676
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,800
Would have been October, October
ish.

677
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,400
Not exactly.
Froze.

678
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,440
They put it in the freezer
because they couldn't decide

679
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,320
what to do with that.
Yeah.

680
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,160
Yeah.
Ainsley had her friend had it in

681
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,280
the freezer because the ground,
they couldn't bury it.

682
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,440
OK, our friend Dutch from the
Kinsman from the Maple syrup.

683
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,600
Kinsman Maple syrup, Maple
sugarbush.

684
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,800
He wrote to us and he says, hey,
Foreman, where did you?

685
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,520
Go.
Oh, Foreman.

686
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,400
Now everybody knows.
Trying to hear you on Heart FM.

687
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,680
Oh well, Country 104 is where
you can hear me now. 103.9 FM at

688
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:37,280
519643103 die. 103.9 OK.
We're balling radio player on

689
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,800
iHeartRadio.
OK, new job, back to country.

690
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,960
New job, Same foreman.
Country 104.

691
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,800
Number one for country hits goes
to Kenny Chesney at the Sphere.

692
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,920
OK, we're happy that you're back
back in London.

693
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,400
Shilling for a buck?
Yeah.

694
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,920
Shilling for a buck?
OK, well I have.

695
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,680
Nothing.
I've got nothing to shill for,

696
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,600
although if you need a voice
over for something, I'm your.

697
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,520
Girl.
OK, everybody.

698
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,560
Should have used this for the
past 2 1/2 years as my personal

699
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,520
advertisement.
Tell all your friends I'll do

700
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,440
their voice overs.
OK, we have an e-mail.

701
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,600
We have an e-mail from Emily.
She says.

702
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,880
Hey guy, I have not read this
yet, so this may be, I don't

703
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,880
know.
Hey guys, you're the.

704
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,320
Professional voice over artist?
Let's see.

705
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,160
You should read things.
Over I'm very good at.

706
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,240
Reading Why would I pay you for
that?

707
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,400
After just hucking your
services.

708
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:32,800
True.
Why would you?

709
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,680
See what you got.
I don't know why you would.

710
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,920
OK, second time ready in here.
I listened to the episode this

711
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,440
week when Dave mentioned the
freezer contents again.

712
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,040
I honestly don't think breast
milk is that weird from someone

713
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,120
who did pump milk and as a
freezer full foreman's mom

714
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,560
probably had good memories of it
and couldn't let it go.

715
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,080
One thing you guys would love is
that I know some home birth moms

716
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,920
who have in their freezer is
their placenta OK.

717
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,680
This is why I read should read
things ahead of time.

718
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,800
You can't dispose of that in the
trash.

719
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,400
And if it doesn't, if it doesn't
get dehydrated and made into

720
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,000
capsules, into the freezer it
goes.

721
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,040
It's no pet cat, but I thought I
would shout out the home birth

722
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,000
moms.
No, but.

723
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,120
Anyway, I've been enjoying
Rachel's hockey Adventures and

724
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,720
can't wait to hear about golf
this summer.

725
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,200
Thank you so much.
Still love the podcast each week

726
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,760
and and have a great weekend so
thank.

727
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,000
You, you might have those.
I get home birth moms, fine.

728
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,760
That might happen and I get moms
that had to pump.

729
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,440
I get that.
But do you still have it there

730
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,800
40 years later?
He just I don't think I would

731
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,960
keep a placenta.
She just has to get rid.

732
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,440
Of that, if you have a home
birth, though, the if you're at

733
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,880
the hospital, they'd get rid of
it.

734
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,760
But you know, medical waste, I
guess.

735
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720
I don't know what you do at
home.

736
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,360
I did have someone ask me when I
was pregnant if they wanted if I

737
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:04,560
wanted them to make capsules out
of my placenta and I said no,

738
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,160
that's OK.
No, you can toss that.

739
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,480
Yeah.
I have nothing to.

740
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,360
Say, that's fine if you did.
I'm not.

741
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,080
Point in the podcast where
Rachel just thinks out loud.

742
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,720
That's what you love about me,
though it wouldn't be as fun.

743
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:28,320
And that probably is what has
spurred our latest five star

744
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,160
review on Apple Podcasts.
You're.

745
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,960
Welcome.
If you do get the podcast on

746
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:37,040
Apple or on Spotify, I believe
you can leave a review.

747
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,400
Please do.
Five stars are preferred from

748
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:46,280
Lucky Lou 477329, who says
hilarity ensues.

749
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,520
If you're looking for a light
hearted show to get you out of

750
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:54,760
the grind of life because it's
overwhelming right now, look no

751
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,880
further.
Dave, Rachel and Foreman don't

752
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,280
take themselves too seriously
and they playoff each other so

753
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,760
naturally it's a beautiful
thing.

754
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,080
I only wish there was a new
episode every day.

755
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,920
Oh well, that's a lot of work
and we're not getting paid for.

756
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,480
Where can they get a new episode
of you every day?

757
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,880
And a one out of three of us
ain't bad on country 104.

758
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,880
Number one for country hits at
519-643-1039.

759
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,200
And we're done.
Kenny hit the sphere.

760
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,240
How do I You're ruining?
It let.

761
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,080
Me get I'm better.
Sorry.

762
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:47,240
You gotta live with that be Oh,
I I need you in my arms, need

763
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,520
you to hold.
You're my world, my heart, my

764
00:39:51,520 --> 00:40:00,800
soul, and you ever leave you and
take away everything you're in

765
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:13,280
my life.
I live without you.

766
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:19,720
I want to know without you.