A Good Honk! (Ep. 147)

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Have we gone skiing yet?
No, we go this Sunday.

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We go this Sunday next week.
Do you know?

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What the It's going to be
fucking freezing.

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I know.
Yeah, like I actually said to

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Jeremy, maybe we should move
because it's going to be so

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cold.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
The podcast that's like the

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Buffalo Bills.
Neither of us is going to the

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Super Bowl again this year.
Sad.

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He caught it, He caught it.
I don't know what he was.

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So mad about those games.
It was so mad.

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It doesn't matter anyway.
They're not going.

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And that joke, by the way, would
have been more appropriate on

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our last episode, right?
Except we didn't know who had

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won when we recorded that last
episode.

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Oh yeah.
Based on their history, you'd

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think I would have predicted
that and just did this joke.

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Yeah.
Last week before knowing Anyway,

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on the podcast today, something
I've avoided pretty much my

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entire life caught up with me.
Oh, I'll explain.

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What have you avoided your life?
Your whole.

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Long life.
Yeah, Yeah.

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That's that delights me already.
I'm not sure.

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Why?
Yeah, Rachel wants to play.

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Was Rachel right or wrong?
Wrong.

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OK I for content Jeremy says I'm
wrong but everybody he works

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with says I'm right so.
History has taught me since

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we've played this game, was
Jeremy right or wrong?

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Or was Rachel right or wrong?
I tend to side with Jeremy on

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every.
All of this.

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So yeah.
You'll see, I think Jeremy's

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batting 1000 still so.
Far, Yeah, so far, so far.

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But we start forming with.
How cold it is and can that

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freeze your vehicle's horn?
What?

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I've never heard of that.
Same with me until I tried to

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use said horn.
Yesterday.

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Oh, wow.
Yeah, OK.

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Well that.
Didn't sound like what do you oh

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that's.
Frustrating.

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If you're trying like so, you
you needed your.

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Demo.
I need a demo.

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Yes, you.
Needed your horn.

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I want to know why first.
Well, because it's winter and

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there's snow and it's cold, yes.
And because I'm the good driver

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and everyone else is the bad
driver as we all think about

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ourselves.
Right.

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Right.
So somebody else was pulling a

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very dangerous maneuver way too
close to my vehicle.

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So the first thing you do is try
and slow down, avoid being hit

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by that vehicle.
And while you're doing that, lay

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on the horn, of course.
Yeah.

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And tell your horn goes and then
just stops.

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Do that one again, yeah.
Like it was a regular horn down

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for half a second, yeah, trails
off and then just stops making

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noise altogether.
It ran out of steam.

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And just did you keep trying?
I kept trying to push and

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nothing.
Nothing out.

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Who knew that could have like,
you know, car?

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They could breakdown for any
number of reasons, but the horn

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still works right.
So it was like honking and then

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it like, and then it's like
there's a, you know how in like

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a water pipe, maybe there's like
a little bit of water left and

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then it ends like there, you
know, and you, it's like you

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honk the horn and like the sound
that's left in there honks and

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then it just trails off and
ends.

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Like, almost like there's air
horn cans where there there's

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nothing left inside and it just
stops, right?

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That's it, Yeah.
I don't even really know how.

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I mean, I understand the concept
of the car horn, I understand

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that you push it and your car
makes noise, but I don't

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understand, I have no clue how
it works.

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No.
I wouldn't even be able to

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locate the horn in my car.
There's like a.

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Button on the steering wheel
like underneath and then a.

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Concept.
I don't know.

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It's like a doorbell.
I don't get the concept of the

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doorbell either.
You push it outside and it

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rings.
I don't know.

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Like is there a little box under
your hood?

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I was actually making the noise.
No, I don't know.

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I don't know anybody who's ever
had trouble with their car horn

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before, to be honest.
This is news to me, yeah.

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OK, I don't know.
So.

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So you kept trying it.
It didn't work.

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It didn't work, so luckily at
Country 104, White Law

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Automotive happens to be a
sponsor of the show.

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OK, they have an.
Expert, right.

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So you did you talk to an
expert?

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I did Neil from Whitelaw and I
have already.

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We did a whole week.
We're giving away car batteries.

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He's an expert on all these.
Things you're giving away car

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battery, What a great time of
year for that.

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We did in December.
Oh, OK, yeah, well, still.

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Listen, we gave away toilets and
people wanted them.

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Absolutely they.
Wanted toilets and we they were.

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Good toilets too, they.
Were very good toilets.

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Yeah, and.
These are good batteries.

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Yeah, I'm sure.
And how did you give them away,

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Foreman?
Yeah.

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It was, it was a similar, not
will it flush like the toilets,

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but we did it in a similar
fashion.

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Oh, OK, good.
Yeah, good.

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It's always good to If you're
giving away something unique as

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a car battery, you should come
up with a unique way to give it

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away.
Yeah, it was something that you

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had to know.
It was questions that were car

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related and then whether you
were it was true or false, then

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the expert Neil would stand by
and tell you why it was either

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true or false.
Very good, I like that.

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Much like the toilet.
Guys.

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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, exactly.

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Sure.
So I called up Neil and I said,

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hey, can car horns ever freeze?
And he was like, what?

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And I was like, yeah, here's
what happened to my horn.

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And then he says, well, I've
never heard of that before, OK.

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Well, me either.
He's like, we don't, we don't

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sell a lot of horns.
Really.

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Yeah.
I've never heard of anybody's

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horn like what's wrong with the
car?

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Everything of the car is
perfect.

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Low mileage this that.
All tires are new.

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Horn doesn't work.
Though, Exactly.

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Yeah, that's.
Weird.

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The 99% of the cases where they
do sell a horn, it's because the

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vehicle was in a collision,
right?

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And the front end, you know,
I'll go master.

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Where that horn is you?
Have to know how a horn

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functions 1st and then and then
does would the cold affect that

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function?
Yeah, he does.

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I don't think you'd have to
replace a car horn.

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Well, right he.
Says he could.

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I don't know.
He says it can't, It's possible.

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So you could just need a new
horn.

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It doesn't last forever, like
the whole the rest of the car,

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theoretically, right?
Yeah.

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And then my next question was,
could a horn die due to overuse?

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Yeah.
I mean, it's just worn out.

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That's probably it.
Well done, Foreman.

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Foreman's the asshole on the.
Road.

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That's right.
I love it.

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It's hung and you're like, who's
honking right now?

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There's nothing happening.
Oh, there's a valid reason it's

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a.
Foreman.

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It's Foreman.
There's always a reason.

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Oh, there's a very good reason.
A honk.

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Yeah.
And you didn't want to rule out

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that possibility either, so.
Listen, I'm all for a good honk,

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especially when it's deserved or
your nose or my nose.

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But we were driving the other
day and I'm Jeremy was driving

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and I, you know, and I'm like
honk at this brace like this

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person's right in front of me
and I'm like honk at them.

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And he won't he will not honk.
I'm like just lay on the fucking

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horn.
Like, yes, I'm like, yeah.

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Yeah, you got to have that.
Yeah, I I have no issue with

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honking my.
Horn.

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Yeah, I don't know.
He won't.

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He's.
Knowing the road's snow covered,

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it hasn't been plowed yet and
you're just lollygagging dude.

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Dude, drifting into my lane when
I'm beside you and just going

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about your day.
No signal.

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No, not like you need to hear a
certain sound for several long,

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excruciating seconds.
I just do one beep no.

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You so.
Toot, you're Tooting no?

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You know, you gotta give it a
long 1.

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You gotta give it a long long 1.
You.

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Yeah, exactly.
I don't know, I do.

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OK can can, can a horn die from
overuse?

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Yeah, he didn't want to rule it
out, OK.

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All right.
So the cold or overuse like

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what?
If so, we're not.

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We show our.
Abilities yes OK so we don't

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really know whether a horn can
die in the cold weather just.

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Putting it out there, have you
ever had your horn die?

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Yeah, exactly.
Now, Foreman, do you use it?

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Is it still not working?
Well that I haven't tried it.

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Today yet?
OK, but it didn't work all day

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yesterday.
I can't wait to no.

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I tried it a few more times, no
noise.

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Really.
OK, so this wasn't just a one

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time thing.
No.

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Oh, I thought.
Rachel gasps.

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Like.
Well, that is dangerous.

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You need to have a horn.
Well, it sounds like the perfect

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vehicle for Jeremy.
Well.

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Yes, he would never know that
it's broken.

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Why didn't you trade cars?
You.

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Might as well just trade.
I don't want your fucking car.

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I need a horn.
Yeah, you need a horn.

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Well, So what are you gonna do
for me?

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I gotta get well, the White Law
automotive is as part supplier.

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So he's like, I, you know, he
can't rule out the cold, can't

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rule out overuse, right?
But he's happy to look up a new

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one for me.
Do you park it in a garage?

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At home, yes.
Yeah.

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So then it should work in the
morning.

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It's thought out.
Maybe I had a comment that

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somebody commented that was
listening to the radio that

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said, oh, this happened to my
car 1 winter and it was

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something about the moisture and
whatever she's like.

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But then by the spring it was
working again.

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This is like just wait it out,
wait.

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Here's when you need it.
OK.

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I know, I don't know what a horn
costs me either.

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It's maybe a horn.
Doesn't cost the parts guidance.

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I don't.
Maybe it doesn't cost that much,

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but I feel like installing it
would be expensive 'cause that's

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usually what cost you.
Money, yeah.

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Yeah, I would be inclined to
wait till spring, but I'd hate

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not to have.
I'd hate not to have my horn.

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Yeah, I've and I don't know and
I don't know how people do it

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because one other comment was
like, what kind of car is it?

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Is it a Hyundai?
They're notorious for this

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happening.
What kind of car is a reputation

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for the horn dad?
Like anyone.

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We don't want that.
It's it ain't a Hyundai.

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I mean, it's turned into one.
Wow.

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Jeremy's Hyundai.
Jeremy's I don't want Your Car.

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Really working it though.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's the podcast with Dave,

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Rachel and Foreman.
The podcast that's like a

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January cold spell.
You didn't ask for it.

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You're getting it anyway.
There's no escape.

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Yeah, I.
Feel like I'm repeating myself

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but I don't even want to go
back.

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And it is just so cold.
Lately, though, it just doesn't

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matter.
Doesn't matter.

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Who cares?
Yeah, too.

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Cold.
No one paying us for this so you

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can do whatever you want.
I know, I know.

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Yeah, I know.
The other thing that nobody

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asked for is a game this week
that.

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Wasn't bad actually.
Thank you.

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Thank you.
Not bad.

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This week we're going to play.
Is Rachel right or wrong?

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This is your favorite game.
You.

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Do set my answer please.
Yes, yeah.

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OK, So for, you know, con, I
guess context, maybe just for

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information.
Jeremy thinks I'm wrong, but

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then he went to work and told
people about it and they think

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I'm right.
So you can be the judge.

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OK, well, I'm inclined, as I
said off the top, to side with

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Jeremy.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but he

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doesn't honk his horn so well.
Well, I understand that he.

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Had into consideration good.
Point, you know, very good

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point.
He's.

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Not a horn honker, which means
he's probably a very balanced,

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even tempered, you know, Yeah.
But you 2 aren't because you do

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honk your.
Horn I know, I know.

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So we're completely.
Different do you agree with

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because you say it's just as
necessary as we do it is.

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That's right.
Keep all that in mind.

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OK?
Keep all of that in mind.

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OK, there's a lot of.
Factors in there, OK for your

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decision.
All right, So we go down to the

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bus stop every day, play with
the kids.

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They don't need us to go, but we
do.

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I go out because I take the dog,
I drop them at the bus stop, and

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then I go for a walk with some
other moms who are also at the

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bus stop with their dogs.
OK, we have a morning dog walk

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club we go.
We hog the by the way, because I

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like to go out and and walk in
my neighborhood.

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Yeah, and there's people with
their dogs, sometimes two or

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three.
Do you hog the sidewalk?

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Sometimes, yeah.
I hate you.

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Sometimes I'll go around though,
if I know you're not going to go

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on the road.
Yeah, you're And if there's

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other need.
To get out of the way.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or we we go single file so that

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we can get by please.
Put out your trip wire.

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Pull the dogs over, yeah.
Now I'm even more inclined to

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see Jeremy.
OK, so we go to the bus stop.

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So at our bus stop, our bus
stop's humongous.

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There's I think I counted one
time there's 28 kids that get on

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at our bus.
Yeah, it's we're, we're more

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than half of the bus, our bus
stop.

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OK, So there's lots of kids and
there's lots of parents.

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So in the morning, there's lots
of people there, right?

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There's one kid that kind of
always stands by himself kind of

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off to the side on his phone,
scrolling his phone.

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He leans against this pole and
you know, he doesn't, he doesn't

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say much.
He's pretty quiet.

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So we've noticed before that he
has the bus has come, he comes

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to the bus stop, first of all.
And then I think his mom,

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because he doesn't live far, his
mom drives away.

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She goes to work, right.
So he's at the bus stop, the mom

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goes to work and then the bus
comes and we've seen him before,

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just go home.
He doesn't get on the bus.

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OK, So he's not going to school.
Once his mom leaves, he just

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goes back home.
He comes to the bus stop and

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then goes back.
So then the other day the bus

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comes, everyone gets on the bus.
He's the last kid and he kind of

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goes over to the bus and then he
walks away from the bus and he

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starts walking towards home.
And I said to him, I didn't even

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think about this.
It would just came out of my

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mouth, no, aren't you going to
get on the bus?

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And he says, no, it's too cold.
And without thinking, I said,

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you've got to go to school, get
on the bus, please.

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So he paused for a minute and
and he kind of like wavered.

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And then he walked toward the
bus and got on the bus.

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Oh my.
God and Jeremy says to me, what

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the fuck, Rachel?
Yeah.

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Why would you say that?
Yeah, why would you say that?

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To him.
And I was like, well, it worked.

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He's going to school.
Did it work?

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And did it really got on the bus
too?

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Well, yeah.
Because.

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Because that that woman over
there is going to say something

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if I don't.
I wasn't mean about it.

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I said it just like that.
I said get on the bus please,

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Like I would to my own kid kind
of, you know, like a like a mom.

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That's okay, they're your kids.
They're my kids, yeah.

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And I don't, I don't know this
kid.

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I don't know his parent.
I don't know.

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I barely know the kids name.
I don't know his last name.

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I know his first name.
Figure he is.

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He's probably 10-11, maybe, I
don't know, 10 or 11.

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Slightly younger than your old
he's.

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Just barely able to stay home
alone by himself all day.

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You know, age, age wise,
typically, right.

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So he and and everybody sees
that this kid is is not getting

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on the bus, right.
Even the bus driver who can't

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get who can't get out and say,
hey, come on, right.

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And so I didn't even think about
it.

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And I just said get on the bus,
please.

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And then he did.
He didn't want to.

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He wanted to go home.
OK, should.

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I should I have done that?
OK, well, I would say.

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Should I have kept my mouth
shut?

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I admire you to a certain extent
for trying to help out.

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I get what you were, I think,
attempting to do right.

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But because of what you did, if
you, if you think about it,

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Rachel, we wouldn't have Ferris
Bueller wouldn't have had a day

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off if you had been at his bus
stop.

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That's true, That's true.
But Ferris is a teenager this

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kids.
Ferris Bueller, one of the most

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delightful movies ever made.
Yeah, would not have had a day

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off because of the nosy
neighbor.

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Right.
Yeah, but this kids way younger

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than Ferris Bueller.
Right, so I'm going to I don't

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really care how much younger.
I mean, he, he's, he's got a

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little scam going on and you,
you ruined it.

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That day, I ruined it.
Yeah.

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Now listen, we're recording this
early in the morning, so I

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could.
I'm not at the bus stop today,

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so for all I know, he could just
go home.

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I don't know.
Well, if you're not there, he's

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going home.
Maybe he shouldn't.

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He should take advantage when
you're not there.

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I would.
In my opinion it takes a village

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and if that was my kid, get them
on the fucking bus.

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Well, yeah, but that's.
Yeah, see, that's where I'm

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going to say I could if that was
my child.

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Please, random lady at the bus
stop, tell my kid to get on the

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bus.
Yeah, do it.

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Have at it.
If I'm him though, I'm that

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young and I already have life
figured out.

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Shut the hell up neighbor lady
already.

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Have life figured out?
Yeah.

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I don't shut up, thanks very
much.

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I'm going to go home and play
video games all day.

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Look.
Right, There's stay out of it.

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There's always somebody
watching, you know, well, here

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now, I've talked to other mom
friends who have said no, I

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would have done that.
I would have done that too,

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really.
But it seems to be the that must

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be a mother like.
That's a mother you did.

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What?
Yeah, that's, that must be,

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Yeah, it must be a sort of a
nurturing sort of.

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Listen, I wasn't mean about it.
And if you didn't get on the bus

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when I said get on the.
Bus please.

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Not at all.
I would have just been like,

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well whatever, it's not my kid,
but I try.

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Not my It's not my pig, not my
farm.

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Yeah, that's what Jeremy said.
He's like, that's not your

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business.
None of my business.

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No, it's not.
If you are concerned, I would

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say the route that I would be
more inclined to take would be

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to say something to the mother
after she if she's dropping him

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off.
Maybe just have a conversation

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with her if you happen to know.
Where I don't, I actually don't

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know who she is.
I don't.

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I barely know what the car looks
like.

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Jeremy knows the car.
He's like, Oh yeah, she leaves

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and then he.
That would be the road I.

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Really know her.
That would be the road I would.

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Take 'cause she she doesn't know
that any of this is happening,

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she still.
Doesn't.

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Know because as soon as it's
like 930 the school would call

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call her.
But he must have some school

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calls way of figuring this out
otherwise he would, I don't

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know, doing it every day?
You have to either call the

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school and say you're absent or
you go on the app and say you're

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absent.
So I would guess that he doesn't

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do that.
He might.

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Well, maybe, I don't know, He.
Might like if he's got this

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figured out, he must have that
figured out.

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I'm not sure he has much figured
out to be honest.

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I think he just goes home and
hopes for the best.

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One of my best friends in high
school but missed, I think it

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was over of an entire semester
of just staying home just

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because he felt like it, just to
play guitar.

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He'd every single video game
system available at the time.

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Wow, and he's just never and.
He's a fine fully functioning

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adult now.
Everything is fine.

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OK?
You gotta let kids live their

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life.
No, kids can't just decide what

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they want to do.
Well, some kids don't know.

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Some do, some don't.
You know, you don't want to.

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You don't want to.
You don't want to be a

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helicopter mom.
No.

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Or neighbor.
This or neighbor?

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Even you're the drone.
Yeah, you're the drone.

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You're the neighborhood drone.
I'm not spying on people.

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I'm not covering over their
backyard.

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You.
Got to figure out What Car she's

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driving, what else she lives in.
You want to you want to go right

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now.
I know you want to go right now

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and look in his windows to see
if he's home playing.

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Video games don't.
I don't care if he goes home,

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fine.
But I that day, it was out of my

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mouth before I even thought
about it.

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Because I would say that to my
kids, right?

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Or any other kids that I know
and that's.

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Different though it was.
Just it was just out of my mouth

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and I just didn't even think
about.

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It kids, it's OK if it's people
you know.

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My kids, I'm shoving them on the
bus more.

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On the bus, then this one where
you don't know the kid, you

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don't know the circumstances,
you don't know any of it.

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So you think?
You know or someone.

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'S wrong.
Yeah, I would.

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Somebody's got to got to have
done what I did.

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No, I don't think so.
I don't.

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Your wives do it.
I don't know.

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I, I, I, I feel like, I don't
feel like my, I'll, I'll have to

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ask her.
I don't feel like she would, but

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she would probably be more
inclined to do it than I would.

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Yes.
I feel like there'll be an awful

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lot of discussion between Ashley
and I, but I don't think she

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would actually tell the kid,
hey, get on the bus.

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Yeah, I don't think you.
I don't think so.

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I.
Well, for I live in a small

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town, I think it takes a
village.

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Everybody knows that this kids
not getting on the bus and just

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going like, you know, so it's.
Not I harken back to one of the

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greatest movies ever made,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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Don't spoil it.
We could have had our own

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Ferris.
That's right.

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Yeah.
Thanks to me, we don't.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,360
It's the podcast.
That's like having a winter

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storm on your birthday.
It's like driving in a winter

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storm on your birthday.
It's like walking in a winter

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00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,840
storm on your birthday.
It's like shoveling snow in a

455
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,640
winter storm.
I don't have a joke here, I'm

456
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,880
just looking pretty shitty.
I'm just looking for sympathy.

457
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,760
Happy birthday.
Happy.

458
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,760
Birthday day.
Yeah.

459
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,640
I don't really.
I don't it.

460
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,280
Was last week and he's 29.
Yeah, again.

461
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,440
And it's snowed.
Snowed.

462
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,840
I wonder when he'll turn 30.
Look.

463
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,880
If you've never shovelled snow
on your birthday, you don't know

464
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,200
what you're missing.
I haven't.

465
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,040
No.
No.

466
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,200
Have you, Foreman?
Nope.

467
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,120
No.
We're in May.

468
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,880
Yeah. end of May.
Both of us.

469
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,080
Yeah.
We just miss it.

470
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,680
Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes it's cold, but there's

471
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,280
not been snow.
Yeah, well, Speaking of just

472
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,720
missing.
Something.

473
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,680
Oh boy, I'm.
Glad you dropped that off.

474
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:06,160
I have pretty much avoided this
my entire, I don't want to say

475
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:11,120
adult life, but almost my entire
driving life.

476
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,720
Let's do it that.
Way since I began driving on my

477
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,240
own your.
Horns always work.

478
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,160
Yes, my horns.
Always.

479
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,280
This is a long time ago.
I have broken from overuse.

480
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,200
Somehow you don't know that for
sure.

481
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:29,400
Yeah, somehow in all low those
many years that I've been

482
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:38,480
driving a vehicle, I have never,
ever, ever hit anything that was

483
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,880
alive before I hit it.
Alive.

484
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,720
Oh, you've never hit an animal?
I've never.

485
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,960
Hit like no like a like a
squirrel.

486
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,920
Never.
Oh, I might as well have cloud

487
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,440
through the forest at this
point.

488
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,880
I have.
A such a city boy.

489
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,360
Not.
Really though, well I have a

490
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:59,520
city boy, but I I once I had a
job where I lived in London,

491
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,120
drove to Stratford every.
Day.

492
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,720
Oh yeah.
And I avoided.

493
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,080
I remember avoiding a dog that
ran a clock.

494
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,640
Across the road in front.
Of you know, I have had Look,

495
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,400
Rachel, doesn't matter whether
you're a city boy or not when

496
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:17,520
you drive to work the bulk of
your working career at 4:00 in

497
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,800
the morning.
Right.

498
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,320
Yeah.
The animals are out.

499
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,920
There are animals that are all
over the place.

500
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,920
I remember 678 deer crossing in
front of me on Richmond St. by

501
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,960
the university 1 morning.
Yeah, they're always in Hyde

502
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,040
Park, at on, at Riverside.
You know, I recall we used to do

503
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,560
Dave's Animal Kingdom sometime
because I'd see something and

504
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,360
wonder, yeah, what was that?
Right, but I didn't hit.

505
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,760
I hit a skunk on the way to work
one.

506
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,480
Well, this is.
Why?

507
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,400
I believe.
In the morning, I believe it's.

508
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:51,120
It's not.
I feel like, here's the thing I

509
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,400
had now I've hit two birds, but
really they hit me.

510
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,200
OK, you know what?
I.

511
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,040
Mean that's.
What I'm like a Birds always fly

512
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,520
into a they, they, you.
I.

513
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,240
Don't.
Yeah, no, I that's happened to

514
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,600
me twice, but it it was, there
was a long period in between the

515
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,360
first time and the second time
and the second one was no fun

516
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,440
because it was stuck in the
grill at the front.

517
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,560
And like you.
Got to get that.

518
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:24,520
OK, so, but I look, I see like
and I see roadkill everywhere.

519
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,120
And so my all of all of the time
that I've been driving, whenever

520
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,960
I see roadkill, I go, huh,
couldn't avoid it, huh?

521
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,200
How does that happen?
How do you not you know like I

522
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,080
know and my wife tells me well
don't swerve and I don't think

523
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,720
I've ever swerved.
I've slowed down.

524
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,880
I've done things to like and
squirrels I think are getting

525
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,520
smarter.
Personally, I think squirrels,

526
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,200
over my lifetime anyway, seemed
under city squirrels understand

527
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,040
that there.
Are cars squirrels?

528
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,200
Yeah, have.
You ever noticed how they

529
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,400
sometimes start there and you
go, oh, he's going to go, but

530
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,840
then he goes?
Nope.

531
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,800
Nope, I see there's a car.
Yeah, see, they're getting

532
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,160
smarter.
They are getting now they're not

533
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,520
completely 100% foolproof or
anything.

534
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,360
No.
Based on what I.

535
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,880
See along the highway.
Based on what I've seen so well.

536
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,080
Humans aren't either, so.
No, that's true.

537
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,880
So but.
If you have a horn, you can warn

538
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,400
them.
Well, yes, but you have to be

539
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,280
able to do that, yeah.
No, Everybody has that ability,

540
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,280
this.
Happened to me just after six

541
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,200
AMI had just dropped my wife off
a couple of weeks ago.

542
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,920
It's it's pitch black at that
hour.

543
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:38,200
It's winter time and I believe I
was on Windermere Rd. which I'm

544
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,560
always on.
I'm just heading back home and

545
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,480
at the out of the corner of my
eye on the on the passenger

546
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:49,480
side, out of the corner of my
eye in an instant, I see I have

547
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,960
no idea what I'm guessing for
those.

548
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,840
If you don't want to know, you
know, you may want to squirrel

549
00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:01,120
ahead here, but I'm guessing
little Bunny, I'm guessing you

550
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,880
know, I I don't think a
squirrel.

551
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,080
Bunny's out right now.
Oh God, they're everywhere.

552
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,160
Oh.
Yeah, kidding.

553
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,960
Oh.
Yeah, the bunnies are out.

554
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,240
It was a wrap, I believe.
I believe that's what it was.

555
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,800
I did because it was like, and I
see it, but I'm lit it

556
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,320
literally.
And then it's like bump, right?

557
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,920
Like I had no, absolutely no
chance to.

558
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:32,720
There's no way, not a chance.
Like it was so quick and so fast

559
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,240
and I went, wow, I like first of
all, I felt bad because I had

560
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:43,360
and I wanted to go back when it
got light out to see just

561
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,560
exactly what I had done right
because I didn't know.

562
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,520
Whenever I hit an animal and and
I don't want to, obviously no,

563
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,560
but no.
You want you try not to, but you

564
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,520
can't swerve because you you
might.

565
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,000
This was so.
Into the pitch or whatever so

566
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,440
fast.
My stomach drops like, oh God, I

567
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,840
feel.
And you feel so badly, right?

568
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Yeah.
And you don't know.

569
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,200
Oh, like it sometimes you just
don't know.

570
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,920
I mean, it could have been a
cat.

571
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,240
I don't know.
I don't think.

572
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,040
It was so quick.
It was so fast, I have no one.

573
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:18,040
Anyway, I was busy that day I
and and lo and behold I ended up

574
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,400
back there later in the day, but
there was nothing by that point.

575
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,320
There was nothing on the road
which made me think well isn't

576
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,840
there a road killed crew I
think.

577
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,840
There is, yeah.
There is or did did this,

578
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,000
whatever it was, somehow managed
to get to the other side before

579
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,320
it.
That can't happen, You know, I

580
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,080
don't know at.
One time a deer hit me and then

581
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,240
it ran away.
It hit you.

582
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,200
Yeah, it ran right into how?
Many things.

583
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,520
Have you hit skunks?
More deer?

584
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,760
Yeah.
Skunks.

585
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,160
Deer.
Well, that's pretty much it.

586
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,720
I had a deer run into my car
because it was the middle of the

587
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,840
night.
I'm driving into work.

588
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,560
That was the damage on that.
You run into the side.

589
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,600
Front new wheel well and a.
Bumper wow, I never want that I.

590
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,000
Had AI had a porcupine?
A porcupine, Yeah 'cause it was

591
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,080
a big thud.
It cracked the front bumper and

592
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,200
we.
Puncture your tire or something.

593
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,680
Well, it was right in the middle
of the front of the car.

594
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,040
The same car that the horn
doesn't.

595
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,320
Wow, a porcupine.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever

596
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,000
seen.
I've never seen.

597
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,840
A porcupine in that a zoo.
I think, but not in the wild.

598
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,800
'Cause it was a big bump, that.
I know mine was not.

599
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,520
It wasn't a big bump, it was
just.

600
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,400
Well, I pulled over and, and to
see what was that?

601
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,200
And it was Oh my God, it's a
porcupine.

602
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,000
Like a little speed bump.
Yeah.

603
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,920
Yeah.
And I and in high school, I did

604
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,840
hit a deer for sure.
And my parents minivan at night.

605
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,680
How did that get?
That probably didn't end well.

606
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,160
No.
Well, it ended with me waiting

607
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,800
to be rescued at the side of the
road.

608
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:53,480
And then that's when, as you may
recall, farmers came out of the

609
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,680
field and asked you.
Want that?

610
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,920
You want that deer?
Yeah, yeah.

611
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,480
No one asked if you want that
rabbit.

612
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,360
That's the funniest thing
because I was during the

613
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,680
Christmas holidays, I was on the
four O 2 traveling and I saw

614
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,840
several dead ones.
Several.

615
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,640
I actually started counting.
I'm like that's a lot.

616
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,360
So I don't know where those
fire.

617
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,760
Where's the people that where
the?

618
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,400
Deer feet, I don't know.
Yeah.

619
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,720
Maybe, well, maybe they take the
holidays off too.

620
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,360
Maybe they take the holidays.
Maybe.

621
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,920
Maybe.
Well, you don't want one that's

622
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,440
been laying there for a while
either.

623
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,960
Like, well, it's just cold
enough, I mean.

624
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,840
Fairly fresh.
Like they're fresh, they're

625
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,440
frozen in the freezer.
Then flash frozen, it's ready to

626
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:34,800
go.
OK.

627
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,920
I.
Know all right if you're an

628
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,640
animal lover, it's.
Time to win, Sorry.

629
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,240
Well, you should have not
listened to this.

630
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,200
Yeah, at West, the roads during
the summer time are littered

631
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,320
with Gophers.
Gophers.

632
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,200
And you know what they sound
like.

633
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:56,560
No, the beep, the beep.
That's sad.

634
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,120
Like a game.
I think we should stop like

635
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,120
whack a go for anything.
Okay all.

636
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,240
Right.
I think we should stop.

637
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,040
This is due to Underwhelming
Demand podcast with Dave, Rachel

638
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,800
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639
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,720
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640
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,280
No sponsor, no shout out, no
nothing.

641
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,560
Oh.
No.

642
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,320
Nothing.
Poor podcast.

643
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,440
Yeah.
Help poor podcast out.

644
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,160
Go to our website,
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645
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,240
Yeah.
And a sponsor do a shout.

646
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,800
It needs to buy us a coffee.
Sure.

647
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,640
Poor, poor podcast.
Poor podcast.

648
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,760
Poor little podcast.
Yeah, shout.

649
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,320
Outs are also when you go.
Huh.

650
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,280
What's that?
Shout outs are only 20 bucks, an

651
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,880
easy way to get us to say
whatever you want if you say.

652
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,960
Say whatever you want within
limits.

653
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,560
Maybe I'll even put it in our
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654
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,640
subscribe to also on our website
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655
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,880
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656
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,480
Buy merch.
People are buying our merch.

657
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658
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,240
Thank you Rob Murphy, who did
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659
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,360
I.
Hope them actually, yes, I want

660
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,840
to see those on the Murphy
buses.

661
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,280
Thank you, Rob.
OK.

662
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,960
Yes.
It's not You're inspiring me,

663
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,720
Rob, because now I think about
it, oh, I have a collection of

664
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,880
all kinds of, you know, radio
station and band stickers and

665
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,120
things like that.
Like maybe I need one for this

666
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,000
too.
You do.

667
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,000
Maybe you do.
Listen.

668
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,360
That could be the next big
thing.

669
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,280
You could start a podcast.
Bumper stickers, right?

670
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,800
Podcast.
Stickers and you can go to our

671
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,800
website and you can also e-mail
us gave rachelforeman@gmail.com.

672
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,200
We like to hear from you.
We want to know what you think

673
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,920
and we're at that point in the
podcast.

674
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000
We have some comments, do we
not?

675
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,920
Yes, we do.
Last week, Foreman, was the last

676
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920
week of the week you talked
about your new air fryer.

677
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,960
Yes.
Last.

678
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,720
Episode literally last night,
Ashley says.

679
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,520
Can you imagine a time before
the air fryer?

680
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,000
You use it that much, We don't
use it.

681
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,960
Wow, even a like a cup of VA
and.

682
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,560
Yeah, I already used your
advice, Air.

683
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,280
It after air.
Fryer, I already used your

684
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,000
advice, Dave.
We were having wraps the other

685
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,120
night.
Not not burritos that you had

686
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,920
suggested, but just wraps.
So like with like lettuce and

687
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,120
tomato, whatever.
So cold, other than the chicken,

688
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,680
which is obviously hot, we put
in it, but then I put it in the

689
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,000
wrapped it up with that in the
air fryer.

690
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,320
It's sealed it shut.
It made it crispy on the oh it's

691
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,720
the best.
Nice.

692
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,440
For you, I'm never having a cold
ever again.

693
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,720
No.
Why would you?

694
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,920
Why would?
You OK?

695
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,280
Well, Julie has written to us on
our website.

696
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,120
You can send a message right
through our website.

697
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,480
She has a recipe for you
Foreman.

698
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,880
Oh, responding to your air fryer
episode, she says one large

699
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:51,320
tortilla, pizza sauce spread
over the tortilla, 1 mozzarella

700
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,760
stick or just shredded cheese,
pepperoni and any other pizza

701
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,440
toppings of your choice.
Roll up, spray with vegetable

702
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,680
oil.
Air fry 4 to 5 minutes at 375.

703
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,600
So good in filling.
Oh wow, that's.

704
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,280
A roll.
Yeah, I like that.

705
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,600
Pizza Roll.
Yeah, genius.

706
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,120
Thank.
You and easy and four to seven

707
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,520
minutes or 4 to 5 minutes,
whatever.

708
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,600
Yeah, awesome.
Perfect.

709
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,920
Thank you.
We have another message from

710
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,600
Lindsay DeVos.
Devoe.

711
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,320
God, I never remember.
I'm sorry, Devoe.

712
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,199
Sorry, Lindsay.
She corrected us Once Upon.

713
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:23,639
A time I know, and then I got
Devoe.

714
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,560
Anyway, she says.
Hi guys.

715
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,000
Happy new Year, Lindsay here
from sunny Halifax, NS.

716
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,400
Sunny.
Going.

717
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,440
Back just have like a shut down
the whole province storm nobody

718
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,480
had electricity type of weather.
Well, my sister, not in Halifax,

719
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,239
but she had.
It was a storm though.

720
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,320
Yeah, yeah, I believe before
Christmas, something about

721
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,800
something your kids shouldn't be
watching or something like that,

722
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,760
she says.
Well, I wanted to mention my

723
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,080
husband allowed my two kids,
aged 10 and five to watch the

724
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,520
movies Happy Gilmore and Happy
Gilmore 2.

725
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,280
Yeah, No, no, yeah, no.
And.

726
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,120
To your most recent episode
about Foreman's blind date, I'm

727
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,440
all for it.
How is it any different than

728
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,920
buying a ticket yourself and
sitting next to a complete

729
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,760
stranger?
If it allows you to watch

730
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,400
hockey, why not have a great day
from Lindsay?

731
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,320
Well.
Thank you, Lindsay.

732
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,080
Thank.
You very much.

733
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,600
That's true.
I think that was you, wasn't it?

734
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,400
You had let the kids watch
something.

735
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,200
Yeah.
Christmas Christmas vacation,

736
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,680
which Jeremy?
But it's rated PGI think anyway.

737
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,920
I don't know.
We the kids, we had the kids

738
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,680
watch Uncle Buck over our
holidays, so that was good.

739
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,680
Yeah, that was Ashley was giving
me a few looks at some of the

740
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,680
choice words and that, but it
was overall fine.

741
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,640
Yeah.
You know, let's find the home

742
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,320
alone.
Kids and it's, I guess, kids.

743
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,920
Just become.
But then.

744
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,320
Then I went one step further and
then said, well then, if we all

745
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,440
like that, let's watch the great
outdoors.

746
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,240
What's that?
That was.

747
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:50,080
Worse, that's Dan Aykroyd.
Probably I never at least.

748
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,360
Dan Aykroyd and John Candy, I
believe, right?

749
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah, they go to.
A funny movie.

750
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,480
Funny movie.
Yeah, but maybe a lot more

751
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,040
choice words as it turns out for
8 year old years.

752
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,680
Yes, Yeah, I got a.
Lot more.

753
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,640
Dirty work.
We'll look at that one so.

754
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,320
Yeah, Julie has been watching
Stranger Things and.

755
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,040
She.
Got.

756
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,800
I know.
Yeah, she got us into it.

757
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,880
So now we're all because I never
watched it.

758
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,960
Ashley and I've been watching it
but and hardly wants to and

759
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,840
we're like, I don't think so.
I didn't watch it.

760
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,960
I don't think it's it's for me.
But, but, but Charlotte really

761
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,120
liked it to the point where she
was right around her birthday

762
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,520
when she turned 19, her
champagne birthday, she was out

763
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,360
celebrating her birthday till
whatever hour.

764
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,960
I don't know, I, I don't know.
I'm sound asleep when she gets

765
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:42,520
home and woke.
Got up early in the morning just

766
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:47,200
to watch the latest episode of
Stranger Things before someone

767
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,160
on social media tells you what
it's about.

768
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,800
Oh yes, she has to.
Avoid her phone and do what?

769
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,520
We go through all of that.
Even I'm scared of some of the

770
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,760
stuff.
You're stranger.

771
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,640
So I'm like a couple episodes
ahead of Julia and we've just

772
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,440
started season 4.
Jeremy and I 'cause we're we're

773
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,240
behind, but I know what's I need
to know what's happened, what's

774
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,080
going to happen and I've
searched it so that.

775
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,880
Oh my God, I was.
Too scared?

776
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,560
Oh.
Wow, 'cause I can't.

777
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,600
Part of the fun.
No part of the I know, but I

778
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,880
need to know I I still know the
story, but I need to know the

779
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,840
basics of is this person found
or is what happens to this

780
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,400
person whatever right you're.
Doing what Melody does, Melody

781
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,080
and Halifax does it for every
show she watches.

782
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,160
Yeah, She always looks up how
it's going to play out.

783
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,200
First she wants to know
everything, and then she starts

784
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,760
watching.
Sure.

785
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,760
It's insane.
Yeah, I don't mind that.

786
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,480
I don't mind knowing.
Yeah.

787
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,280
So I have to.
I've told Julie it's getting

788
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,280
scary now.
You like?

789
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,320
Like you like a movie like
Titanic, 'cause you pretty much

790
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:51,480
know what's gonna happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

791
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:57,000
Since Lindsay brought up my
blind date, Aaron, Aaron a a

792
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,480
Aaron has sent me message as
well, because that was at a

793
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,160
sense game right when I was in
Ottawa.

794
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,720
Yeah, he said.
Oh, Foreman, I spent last

795
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,720
weekend in Ottawa, went to a
sense game against Montreal.

796
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Dave.
Yeah, it's an amazing arena, but

797
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,400
the Montreal fans are so
disrespectful and rude.

798
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:24,160
They have no care for anyone
else and then leave, then

799
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,120
leaving the arena.
It took us an hour to get from

800
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,360
our parking spot in Lot 5 to the
road and the drivers in Ottawa

801
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,720
are the worst I've ever come
across.

802
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,560
Okay, well, that's that's part
of the joy of going to a live

803
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,680
sporting event, yes.
Yeah, it's true.

804
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:42,120
But I forgot last week that
while I was in town, Dave, I

805
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,760
found an amber ale from the
Ashton Brewing Company.

806
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,720
Oh lovely.
I found a the Front Porch Coal

807
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,400
style ale from Calabogie
Brewing.

808
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:58,120
Wonderful.
I found a Sun split IPA from

809
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,880
Dominion City Brewing.
Thank you very much.

810
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,840
I hope I'm getting all of these.
I'm expecting three more here.

811
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,720
Hang on.
And all from the Perth brewery,

812
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,560
the Calypso IPA.
Wonderful.

813
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,920
The last dual logger.
Wow.

814
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,000
You really went Foreman.
This is the.

815
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,360
Best and the PS de Resistance
from Big Greg Brewery, owned by

816
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,200
Chris Phillips of the Ottawa
Senators.

817
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:31,120
Yes, the Alpha Bomb Hazy IPA.
Oh, well, I don't know what I'm

818
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,280
going to see you, but I'd look
forward to seeing and enjoying

819
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,320
those.
Thank you, Foreman.

820
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,120
Thank you if it.
Takes too long.

821
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,480
I don't want them to spoil so.
Well, I understand I'm people.

822
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,560
Be drinking them.
Yeah, right.

823
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,600
You may need.
To head on down to Saint Thomas.

824
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,560
I would say that, well, it's
winter time and it's very

825
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,400
different.
Like I think they closed

826
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,400
Highbury the other day because
you couldn't even get to but.

827
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,120
You got a working horn, You're
fine.

828
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,720
I got a working horn.
Yeah, Yeah.

829
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,240
I'm gonna be there tonight.
I we may need to.

830
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,120
We need.
We should meet up.

831
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,320
Yeah, I believe now I have a
reason to meet with you to.

832
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,480
Get beer.
Yeah, on Spotify, by the way, we

833
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,520
have.
There's a few more, a few more

834
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,240
here.
Spotify Megan wrote about last

835
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,880
week's episode titled A Few
Dicks Hanging Out.

836
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,080
Yes.
And Megan of all people wrote.

837
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,320
I haven't listened yet, but I'm
loving the title.

838
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,840
We know she's.
She's the drawer full of.

839
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,560
The drawer full.
Of yeah, Megan, yeah.

840
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:26,760
Awesome all.
Right.

841
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,320
Yeah.
Rachel, did you have any other

842
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,240
emails there?
I only had the two.

843
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,000
No, I only have the 2.
Well then I happened to have

844
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,880
two.
But not emails.

845
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,280
They are voice memos.
Oh, from Nova Scotia.

846
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,640
Oh, Scotty, back to Scotty, OK.
Hey guys, I hope you had a great

847
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,320
holiday.
I just listened to the latest

848
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,040
episode since you got back.
Butt or bus.

849
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,280
Big fan, big fan of that.
You really should keep doing it.

850
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,920
So I was going over.
I even had to write a list.

851
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,400
I wrote a list of the stuff that
went in people's asses.

852
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,520
So baseball.
My question is, when the doctor

853
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,800
removed it, did he do like a
you're out of there move?

854
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,400
You know, that would be a point.
I would expect that anyway.

855
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,600
When you mention the bonsai
tree, thank God that wasn't in

856
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,160
somebody's butt because all I
pictured was Mr. Miyagi, you

857
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,400
know, wax on, wax off.
I hope he put wax on it before

858
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,680
he put it up there.
I hope so.

859
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,960
Potato with googly eyes.
I'd also wasn't in there, but I

860
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:35,040
pictured that coming out too.
And then, you know, as it's

861
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,840
coming out, the doctor looks and
all he sees are the two eyes

862
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,760
looking at him.
I'm sorry Dave, I know you don't

863
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,360
like to hear the details and
stuff.

864
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,560
But no.
That's what happens and.

865
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:46,960
There's a.
There's a second.

866
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,080
Part OK, good, good.
Oh, and a couple of the last

867
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,760
ones, like the light bulb.
You didn't say what kind of

868
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,600
light bulb.
So I was kind of picturing A

869
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,120
fluorescent tube light bulb.
So it was sticking out of his

870
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,880
ass like another two or three
feet that's long.

871
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,400
It might be easier to put in and
remove.

872
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,320
But you know, a difficult car
ride for sure.

873
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,000
And the sandal that was up
somebody's ass is actually a

874
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,080
French guy.
His name was Philippe Philop.

875
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,320
I'm sorry.
Thanks Scotty.

876
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,320
When I pictured the light bulb,
I pictured one of the bulbous

877
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,960
like old, you know, regular
light bulbs like the rounded.

878
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,360
Not a fluorescent.
One, no that that would make

879
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,880
more sense, to be honest.
Again, not a comfortable car

880
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,760
ride, as Scotty says.
Very true.

881
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,840
Yeah, very true.
Fair enough.

882
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,760
A difficult car ride for sure.