A Few Dicks Hanging Out! (Ep. 146)

0:00 Hey, by the way, I know we're about to get going here, but I didn't know if this was something or nothing, but it sure as hell made me laugh. I'll just read exactly what they wrote. Could waiting for baggage be any more unpleasant? A guy was waiting for his bag at the Pittsburgh airport when his socks and underwear started coming out one at a time. Oh no, that's awful. And when you read, if you click on it, you'll, it'll take you to page page two of the New York Post or whatever. Yeah. And it's a kid, like he's a teenager or, you know, like he's like a 17 or 18 year old.

0:41 And it was his. And his sister or brother is filming this, of course. Carousels going around. That's hysterical. So funny. Thing that is so funny. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's Dave Rachel inform. And this is the podcast that's working very hard not not to be the dry January of podcast, you know, too long and not much fun. A real a real bummer. Yeah, we're trying very hard not to be that. And on this podcast, it's trying hard not to be the Dry January podcast. Rachel is going to explain urinal etiquette.

1:23 Well, thank goodness an expert is finally going to explain to us. Understand. That at all? Yeah, I don't understand that. I also don't understand this, but Foreman went on a blind date. Wow, are you? Aren't you married? Yeah, Foreman is usually the number one question. That's the number one quad. OK. And as we are recording this, it's prime football the season. There's a lot of football on TV. Yes, I keep being warned when the Bills have a game and I can't use the TV. It's the most wonderful. Time to watch football, Yeah. And I love this time of year, but it's soon going to wind down and you're going to run into, you know, the Super Bowl will come and go and then.

2:09 What do we do? Then? What? What happens curling in in? Yeah, no, never curling. That will be on at my house. Every sport is on at my house. We're not going to do that. Well, what's happened at my house? This is the most curious thing to me because for years I have enjoyed watching football, particularly this time of year when the playoffs are on. Sure, there are like all these games that are on and it's on. I put it on and my wife pays little to no attention to what's going on. She cares that there's a Super Bowl because she wants to have Super Bowl food. You know she likes to watch. That part too. Yeah, she likes to watch the the ads and all of that stuff. Oh, the ads, yeah.

2:51 She likes all that stuff, but she never really cared or didn't really understand what was going on with football. I don't think the game didn't matter all of a sudden, like the other day, just last week, I think I got up in the morning. She's always up ahead of me. And so I get up in the morning and I'm, you know, still kind of sleepy and all that stuff. And she says to me, hey, did you see that Josh Allen is the number one rated quarterback in the in the playoffs? And and your friend that used to be with Detroit there, the place for LA he's #2 And I'm like, and she's referring to, of course, Matthew Stafford, who used to be with the Detroit Lions. Now is the Ellie Ryan, who for anybody that cares and the the fact that my wife knows this stuff and says that to me.

3:34 Like she said that to me. And I said, oh, huh. OK. And I'm still waking up and I went to go get a coffee and I thought, that's weird. Yeah, that's weird that my wife. Even know those things. No, I didn't know. I had no. So she's telling you? She's telling me. Yeah. LLLL yeah, she's telling me. Yeah, OK. Back this usually. If I go to Jeremy with any sports, he's he already knows it. He's like, I didn't know. I have no idea who. Or he or he can tell you no, that's wrong, or no, that's not true, or no, that doesn't even make sense. I just. Basically said to her, yeah, that makes sense. Josh Allen. Yeah, Matthew stuff. Yeah, that makes sense to make sure they're probably the Too bad Anyway, so let me back this up a little bit because it is a little. So she started to like football because, because. And this is going to make that one guy who hates it when I talk about Taylor.

4:27 Swift, I was just going to say. So this this. Because of Taylor. Swift It dates back to Taylor Swift showing up at Kansas City Chiefs games. She didn't really care about that, but she started to care about Travis Kelsey, and then there was a playoff game. Many people remember two or three years ago in Buffalo, cold. You know it's always cold this time of year in Buffalo. Kansas City comes to Buffalo. Taylor's in the suite, right? And so is Jason. And then out of the suite big. Brother Jason takes his shirt off and flies out and my wife is watching this and and she's like, who is that? I said, well, that's Big Brother Jason. I love him and she does so now.

5:13 But he does. Right. And he said he retires. They have a podcast, a much more popular podcast than ours, by the way. Yeah, yeah, his wife has a podcast much more popular than. Slightly. That's right. Absolutely. So Jason Kelsey retires from playing football. He played football. He won a Super Bowl. He's going on now. He's the Monday Night Football guy. He does the show called Countdown for two hours before the game. 2 hours, 2 hours of this stuff. And every Monday night we have to put that on. Wow, really? It's not me. Yeah, I don't need to see two hours of yammering on a football. Game No. Yeah. I don't need that. That's the best thing that network ever did, was hire Jason Kelsey to get people in who just love him and his personality.

5:59 Yes, yes. And you're creating more football fans and. That's. A genius. I mean, I am watching this. Yeah, well now we got the the younger brother and soon to be a husband of Taylor Swift. Mr. Taylor Swift. He may retire. Yeah, he's. Going to have something because. Oh for sure, he's going. To be on TV, He's. So now here's the Here's the dilemma, though. Out of all of this, the weirdness of My wife likes football. She's got Kansas City hoodies. She's got a Philadelphia Eagles hoodie because Jason Kelsey, that's who he played. For. And so now she. Didn't know that. Yeah, that way now she knows, she knows who Josh Allen is. She knows she knows that the Bills are pretty good. So he had and here's the foreman will concur. And I know I I I don't know about you, Rachel, because you're not a sports fan.

6:51 But when you watch sports, when you're involved in safe football, I don't really have a dog in this fight this year because the the Lions are out. I used to be a Cowboy fan and they're not in it, and I like the Chiefs, but they're out. They're not even in it this year. I sort of. I used to like the Patriots when Tom Brady played 'cause I just wanted to see him keep winning. I know a lot of people. Talking about personality on television. Wow, Tom Brady. Tom Brady Yeah, there you go. So anyway, but what happens when you watch football, is it and or or any sport where there are teams is that you inform you will concur you have your favorite team or teams and you have those teams that you cannot stand who you got there? Who is that?

7:36 I don't even see. Ottawa There's awareness, Senator Hoodie. Who do you hate? Toronto of. Course, of course, Montreal. Yes, of course, of course. And at least that's one thing that we Toronto and Ottawa fans can bond over is our mutual hatred Of Montreal. Yeah, that's exactly right. So as AII really enjoyed watching the Chiefs go on their little run to win. I don't know how many Super Bowls they won 2-3, something like that. Yeah. And the quarterback's really, really good. But in order for them to win the, they, they had to play the Bills. I didn't much care for the Bills. I like their quarterback, but how much care for the Bills? Because I'm cheering for the. Yeah, Bills. Lions as a thing? Right, yeah, that Bills I'm, you know, like, anyway, so I'm, I'm not really a a Bills fan.

8:22 And then when I try to explain that and then you might and my wife says do you like the Eagles? I'm like, Oh no, I hate the Eagles. Everybody hates the Eagles. Everybody. Hates the Eagles and she goes why? You have to love everyone, she says. What? Am I talking about? You don't understand. You don't understand football. No, you have to be nice when you watch football. I'm like any. Sport you love everybody. That's not how it works. That's just not how it. Works well. She's a new fan, so she hasn't gotten to that point yet. Like you got to be able to watch a game. Like I have a certain team that I will, I will, I will hate watch because I it I physically smile sitting there watching highlights of them getting scored on. You care that much.

9:07 It just brings me so much joy to see them lose. Yes, it's as much joy as seeing my own team win. Yeah, really. It's equal, yes. Yeah, see, I knew Foreman would. Because like, I do not care. Is that healthy? It's. Not healthy at all. I don't think, but it's part of sports. It's part of sports. It is like there was a just this is a dumb example, but like the Philadelphia fans are the worst. They Boo their team. They just won the Super Bowl a year not even a year ago and they get booed. They. Boo their team. Yeah. Why? That's what they do. That's how it works. Cheers for them. Yeah, the guy that just quit, He quit as the Steelers coach 19 years, never had a losing season.

9:55 Oh, I know that guy. Yes. Yeah, I know. Never. Had a losing season and I'm watching they're talking about it or something on the sports show that we have to watch because we're talking about football and and the these fans are calling in the day after when he and they're like it's like I've been given a gift. They're so happy that he resigned. I'm like you people are stupid aren't you stupid, but that's sports, that's football. That's that, you know, you, this guy never lost for you. Like you win Super Bowls every year, but your team always what they held winning record, right? And you're like, I'm so glad he's gone. You know.

10:37 Wow. So now when I watch football, I can't get too excited. I can't get too upset because I can't. I can't get. I just have to smile. Like you're not allowed to. Well, I just know that I will be reprimanded. OK, so you. They just have to quietly watch. Yes, gosh. Seems like a dream that Oh my gosh. Your wife likes football. Is finally watching the sport I always. Not, no, no, it's not. You have to explain how first, second, third, fourth down works. They they have no concept of that, no. They what are you talking? I'm. Sorry, people that are new to watching football. No, I mean people that are new to watching football, they don't. Flag football for 10 weeks 1.

11:19 Time you understand, but this is 1. Of the athletes. I have to explain that. I have to explain how, how they get into the playoffs. I have to explain, right? I have to explain. What's the difference between a punt? And a field goal. Yeah, yeah, it's fun watching. It's fun at my house watching football now did. You go skiing yet? Nope. Two weeks we go. This is due to underwhelming demand with Dave Ray Children Foreman. This is the podcast that's like the TV show heated rivalry.

12:01 A few Dicks, you know, just hanging out. Did you know that the author of that show, by the way, is from Sydney, NS? I did not. I don't know. I haven't even really look, I haven't even really seen it. And I wasn't sure whether that was inappropriate or no. I. Haven't seen it either actually. I wasn't sure, but I and I. Haven't read the book. For what I gather, that seems accurate. Yeah, what I gather is yeah. And so is the fact that the authors from Sydney, I mean, you're sitting around and Cape Breton all winter long. Nothing else to do. You might as well fantasize about hockey players, I guess. Yeah, I mean, hockey romances are a big. Deal anyway. Yes, yeah, I actually went on a blind date.

12:42 And who won a hockey? Game if you've never heard of the show, heated rivalry that probably went way over your head, but you know. Who hasn't been everywhere? Yeah, it's everywhere. If you haven't. I'm sorry, Forman, you went on a what? Yes, I did just attempt to segue. But yes, blind date at a hockey game, me not involving Ashley, OK. Why would you go on a blind date when you're married? Oh, let's back that up a bit, yeah. Like, hold on. Yeah, I'm very intrigued to know a blind. Date a blind date? Yeah, I was set up on this evening. You were set up with. Someone I'd never met before, never talked to, didn't even know what they looked like. Whoa.

13:24 But. They were the ones in possession of a free ticket. Oh, to see who? What's a boy to do? OK, so wait a minute, what's a boy to do? So a free ticket to what? To an NHL game. In your hometown. Yes, it was a we were in Ottawa for for Harley's, for Harley's artistic swimming. She had a competition right for the synchronized swimming and it was in Ottawa and the team that plays are just happened to be in town that weekend playing Florida and just happened to have a loose connection to someone who gets free tickets regularly through their impression. Right, free tickets. OK, so this flying date was with a man.

14:06 Was this a bro date? It's a bro date a bro. Date. Okay, okay. All right, Yeah. Who set this up? Why would you agree to go do a hockey game with a stranger? I think I would do that. I think you know, but again, we are talking. I have so many. Questions. Right now I have so many questions. Well, yeah, but you're you're missing the point here. Look, this is a chance. He there's a free ticket to a hockey game. That's why I'm going. That's why I'm taking a chance, OK? It's a free ticket to an NHL game. Why wouldn't I want to go on that bro date? Well, 'cause it might be awkward sitting beside somebody that maybe you might not like.

14:48 There's a there's entertainment in front of you. Exactly. Chat with them face to face the whole time. I'm there to watch a hockey game. I'm not there to, you know, learn all about what they do for a living and when you chat. You don't even have to turn and look at them. You're looking at the game while you chat. You just say the odd thing here and there and. It's fine. That's I think this is much more, I think it's much more personal to go to go with somebody to an event, you know, any event than you think it is. I think no, not. At all would. You go to a concert with somebody, like a stranger. That's a little. Very personal thing. That's a different event. I would. I do it. I don't know. It's not. It's like apples and oranges here, Rachel. This is a sporting event, an NHL hockey game with another guy who you don't know, right?

15:35 But that's irrelevant. I'm going to get in to see a hockey game. I don't care what the guy's like. Yeah, Unless, of course, he happens to be one of those guys that stands up and yells at the refs and does all of that stuff. Why do I care? OK, no, I think that would add to it. That would make it more. Entertaining because he's not really my friend, Yes. I just happen to be in the next. Seat I don't with him. I don't think it's bad that you went. I think it's great that you went. I think it's brave. That is my point. Thank you. That's the take away Foreman's brave. Is brave. We're going to a hockey game with just one other person. If that he didn't know. If this was said not. That brave, they got a free ticket. Yeah, but like, it's still like you're going with somebody you don't know.

16:19 That's uncomfortable. Listen, I want to talk. To anyone, it's not uncomfortable at all. If you were in a, say, a suite with a bunch of people and you were you didn't know anybody, that's different because it's like a big group setting. This is comfortable. Yeah, that would be. That would be. Terribly uncomfortable are. You talking? I'll talk with multiple people where I don't know anybody. Yeah, that's uncomfortable. You kinda like watching? The game, you're just there watching the game. You know what I'm doing? I'm eating the free food and drinking the free beer and just standing in the corner not talking to anybody. Well, that's is What are you gonna do when you're sitting? In the seat, awkward in there. I don't wanna talk to anybody. And it's less awkward to only have one person to talk to. Yes, 'cause at least if you have a group you can find somebody that you like talking to.

17:03 No. That's what it was like whenever we would go and do an event, I would sit with you and talk to you, right? That wasn't awkward. But it's not a blind date because I already knew you. Well, I know, but I don't know anybody else at the event, so we went. Together. So I just happy talking to you so. Fine. This was all arranged by Ashley's father. Oh, really? Your father. Began with yeah, what I. Know you are great friends with. Oh yeah, What's great he arranged this. Yeah, well, he's not even from Ottawa. He got the ball rolling because he knew we, him and I, were casually talking about how we would be there while the team's in town. Wouldn't that be something? And he said, I think I know someone let me see. And then through a series of texts, it turned into, yeah, Ashley's father's best friend's son. He followed.

17:57 That and got it. Ashley's father's best friend. 'S son. Who would roughly be your age? Lives and works in Ottawa and is has access to free tickets from time to time through his employer. Wow. And often finds himself wanting to go but having no one to. Go with. This is the perfect situation. I. Know all right. He's also a frequent a member of the of the hunt camp situation. He's I normally my friends and I, we go up and and fish and stuff in the summertime. He's actually actively there hunting at hunting season now. OK. All right. All right, so you have you have that in common, other than you don't you know how to shoot a gun? We just haven't actually been there at the same time.

18:39 And yes, I don't I haven't shot a gun at a an animal yet. Yet I. Mean yeah, you. Don't have berries? Working on that for sure. So turns out him and I. I need pictures and videos. I picture Elmer Fudd, that's what I I just with the gun and I don't know why. He's about as good at texting as I am, so it took a while to get coordinated. Because you never reply and you. Never reply and this is the perfect situation. So every two weeks. Somebody would send a message. He's just like you. Over the course of the week, you needed it. There's at least a day in between each text and response. Yeah, but we figured it out. And I didn't know what to expect or what do you look like or anything until I walked in.

19:24 He was already sitting there. I really swam at the pool late that night, and then I had to. So I missed the first, the beginning of the first period, but I came in and thought, oh, yeah, he looks exactly like he's a younger version of his father, who I know. I do know his father. OK. Oh, this is great and perfect. I had a couple beers and chatted about the camp and all kinds of stuff. It was, it was it worked out very well. It was a lovely evening. I'm so. Glad that worked out. OK. I'm glad that worked out. Yeah. I mean, have a new friend when you're in Ottawa. I think I've only ever been on one bro date in my life and that was with you, Foreman, wasn't it? Just seen pro date Star Wars? We went to see a Star Wars movie. O3D is really the only 3D movie I've seen in a.

20:04 Theater. Don't you remember that? We did talk about it? Do you? Remember, you guys were. Offered Foreman offered to buy me a popcorn I believe it was. Very nice gone like to to breweries and. Stuff together? Well, that's different. It's very fun for us. Foreman, go do a popcorn. Let's go on for a drink. That's not going on a bro date. Yeah, that's a bro date. We went to a movie together. That's a date. That's a date. Then we held hands dessert after. No, we didn't go to dinner in a date. We just. We just. A movie and dessert? Yeah. Movie and dessert skipped. Through Victoria Park. We had a great time. Yeah, Forest. It was Christmas and the lights were on. I'm pretty sure this guy had a great time because Foreman is great.

20:46 On a road date, he offers to pay for pay. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I bought him some beers. And you know, just like Deb and Victoria said last week, I'm so easy to talk. To there you go. As we all know. This is due to underwhelming demand the podcast that maybe we haven't been able to confirm this for sure, but this podcast may in fact be more popular in Greenland than Donald Trump. We will confirm we.

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22:52 My brain doesn't work like that anymore. OK, it's turned mushy a little bit since we're. Not explaining urinal etiquette speaking. Of mushy brains and Donald. Trump OK, All right. Just keep going. So 1, so dinner time, we all eat together here in our house and one of our girls was talking about, I don't really remember why, how when they use the bathroom at school, there's only one stall that they like and there's probably 10 stalls in there. But if someone's in that stall, they will wait. Even if others are open, she will wait until that one is free. So she can use that. That's her preferred bathroom stall in school bathroom, right you? Go in there. You think that? Well, that's mine. That. That one's mine.

23:32 I'm fine everybody, like I'm going to wait for it. I never found one in any of our workplaces that I liked as much as my home bathroom. No Of. Course, no, you wouldn't. No. Well, so she was talking about that. And the girls each said, OK, I like this one, I like this. And they were each talking about which stalls in the bathroom. They like, I don't know why we were talking about this at dinner. And then Jeremy starts talking about when you use a urinal. Yes. Do your Do your daughters know what a urinal is? Yeah, they know what it is. They've had to, you know, as little, little kids. They would have had to go in with dad sometimes to to use. The bathroom. Very true, right. If I'm not there or they can't, can't get into the women, you don't want them going alone anyway. So.

24:14 So he starts schooling. Oh, there were three of us girls on your which which urinal he would choose and and which one you should choose if someone's already there. Yeah. And then he gets out a piece of paper to really explain. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, visual diagram. You could diagram that, yeah. So for instance, he says if there's five urinals and he goes in, nobody else is there. He's like, which one am I going to choose? And we're like the middle. He's like, no. Never last. You took the very last one. Yeah. That's what he said. That's what he said. Of course, this is, I guess this is universal among men. I don't know. Oh, yeah. He's like, I'm going to take this end or this end. OK, There's five.

24:57 I'm going to take one. One of the ends, Right. And we were like, OK. And he's like the second person they come in. Which one are they going to take? The exact middle. The far other end. Well, yeah, the far. Yeah, there's only. Yes, of course there's. Two right getting. Ahead of myself, I don't. Really Care now. See, Jeremy may say that second person. All I care about is that whoever this second person is, you got to give me some breathing room. So at least one down from me. If you want to go all the way down to the end, way better, right? But at least one down from. Me well, the reason we started on this is because the girls have stall. They're stalls, right? There's no and but Jeremy was like, well, in in the men's room, you know, there's sometimes there's dividers, but not always.

25:42 And we're all just like, what? Like, why is that wide open? And, like, you shouldn't be. He's like, well, you look straight ahead at the wall. Nobody's looking at anyone else. Like, that's just what? And I'm like. And the girls say, what if Soddy does look well, then they're then they're a creep, right? Yeah. So then we start talking about the etiquette of which one do you choose if the others are in use. OK, so then there's. So say there's five. We got one at each end now, right. Yeah. Third person comes in. Exact middle. They're going to take the middle. OK, fourth person comes in. Oh, that's a tough one. That's. Tricky because you're always beside someone. Yeah, that's not. You check the stalls and see if those are free and then you use that I.

26:27 Might be inclined to do that, yes, maybe. But I was that person and I looked and went. What are my choices here? How badly do I have to go right? If I'm in here in a public restroom, I have to go badly or I wouldn't be here. Sure. I think I'll use a stall. If there's not a line up behind you, maybe I might, you could maybe use a stall. You could just go for one of them and be like, well, there's only two, you know, there's no buffer, so it is what it is. Or if there's no line and it's not that busy, you stall, you slowly walk in, then maybe you got to go to the sink or something first, wait to see who's going to leave 1st and then you, and then you go in and you still. Got yourself by your time, Foreman.

27:07 You were recently at a hockey game, did you? And you had a couple beers. What happened 'cause it's busy, yeah. Generally. During a sporting event, especially if you happen to want to go between periods, it's crazy busy, yes. I believe they had dividers in this bathroom, just this huge luxury and a huge stadium like that, right? Yeah, Yeah. So in that case, you don't, most of them are taken. You don't really notice whose way to be honest. You know that's a, that's a, That's a if. There's dividers then you can go anywhere, but I was recently. Are you still leaving a space between you and the next? Person, but if there if there's no extra buffers then you just go. I just recently had a football game and the stadium is full and there's nothing you can do about that.

27:55 Yeah, it was very cold out, so being in the bathroom was a bonus anyway because it was a lot warmer, right? But I. Saw your photos from that game and we were like, oh that's a chilly day. It was cold, but you throw in a situation like that, I'm just going to the I I don't really care and nobody else does any because so many of us, again, how about this situation? And I know I talked about this, but I was, I was at the Canada Life Place for a concert. There was no one in the bathroom. So I took, you know, the end urinal. I went in, took the end urinal, and then two women walked in. Yeah. Oh. That's not fun.

28:36 No, there's no dividers at that arena. It is off putting, yeah. Oh, there's no dividers? No, there's not. No there. Is they're dividers, that's good that there should be everywhere dividers. And they didn't seem to care that I was there. They they cared, not they. Were just doing it. Very. Just not the. Women flying is very long. Usually long, yeah. They're probably drunk and they didn't care. Yeah. But you know, these men's washroom situations get even worse. And in fact, as they before they demolish the Bill Stadium, they are selling off features of the stadium like the seats, right? And also the troughs you pee in in the bathroom because they're not individual urinals.

29:18 It's a giant communal trough. That's disgusting. I. Think we've gone there? Old barns like that that have that crop and it's not fun. Who wants to buy that? Who's? Building that? Who's building that? Thinking from a time that's a time a long time ago. They don't do it anymore, Rachel. Yes, they get that, but even that then why people were people, You know, it's I don't think people care more now about privacy. I think they did that. I don't know. I I think we do care more about you think so? It's because we all had to pee together before and we don't want to anymore. Yes. We used to have to do that. Actually stuns me that not every bathroom has dividers between each. Like I think they should all be sword divided. Yeah, No, they don't.

30:04 Be gross. That's gross because you're going to somebody is going to be a creep and that's just somebody will be a creep at some point and that's. Not cool. I think we should have packed it in after sword fight but OK. This is due to underwhelming demand. It's a podcast. It's Dave Rachel Informant. It's a podcast. Without a sponsor, that can't happen. No, no, no, no, no. We need sponsors. Yeah, we, we would like to continue doing these podcasts.

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31:35 Thank you very much. We've sold several things, which is amazing, and I'm trying to e-mail people and say thank you for ordering. But Sherry, I think I mentioned Sherry before, and Jordan and Pat and Tracy and Carol Lee. Who else? There's lots of people. Jordan said his sweater arrived and it fits great and is very comfortable. Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. Those hoodies are comfortable. The hoodies are the hot seller so far. Yeah, they're great. You know, they're nice and cozy. Yeah. It's winter time, you know, the T-shirts. People will want those when the weather gets a little. Yeah, nicer for sure. And we have bumper stickers for Rob Murphy. Is that right, Rob? You, who even asked this week? When do I get the stickers?

32:18 They're available now underwhelming.ca. Yeah, they're available. They weren't so shipping is free. We've included shipping in all the prices so it's the price plus tax is what you pay underwhelming.ca. You can check out the dud shop there and yeah, the bumper stickers are there. I probably just. Buy buy lots of I better. See those bumper stickers on every? That's fucking bus. Every bus. Murphy bus line. Murphy bus lines. Yeah. All right. OK. Another thing on our website, you can buy us a coffee and Sherry bought us 3 coffees. Thank you, Barry, she said. I just watched episode 145, the last one while working Dave's new game.

32:59 Butt or Bus really has me laughing out loud. It's a good game, It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. Yeah. We'll try to. We'll see if we can play that again. Yeah, yeah. Thank you Debbie for the three coffees saying I figured it was time I bought you each coffee. Maybe you can come back now. Happy New Year. Well, we're back, so we. Are back. We're back. Thank you for the. Coffee. We made it back. Yeah. Debbie and then I have one from Deb and Victoria. They both 5 coffees. My new best friend. These are your friends, Foreman. Yeah. Happy new year, Dave, Rachel and Foreman. Looking forward to more laughs from you guys in 2026. We look forward to Friday nights when we listen to your podcast and have a drink while waiting for the pizza to cook. OK, Deb and Victoria.

33:39 Yeah. Thank you, Deb. Friday. Night pizza. I love that you make an event out of it. That's so nice. I love that, yeah. Thank you someone. Also you can be anonymous too because someone bought us 4 maybe? We should do a drinking game on our podcast. Maybe that would help people. Help Deb, but just for Deb and Victoria. Well, for them, but anybody else that wants to listen, say Friday night or Thirsty Thursday or whatever, you know, like we could sure you could do, you know, like for instance, every time Rachel says I hate you guys take a drink. Oh, I thought that was already an existing game. I. Thought that didn't we play that game once? Yes. Yeah, it's. Been a long weekend, but I haven't. I haven't even said it this episode yet. No, but I know you. Yeah, I know you've been close. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

34:22 Yeah. Yeah, well, we've had a few messages on Spotify as well, because you can always leave us a message on there. Oh, sure. Yeah, see, Langdon said. I do not have a microwave, just like Foreman, and I use my air fryer to reheat and cook most of my food. Yeah, So you don't need a microwave if you have an air fryer. No. You. Don't, but the microwaves are much faster. Microwaves are faster, yeah. But then Casey Casey has added to the air fryer discussion saying hot dogs in the air fryer is next level. I've heard that I I don't eat. Because they're crisp. Tubed mystery meat is not something that I prefer. I prefer hot dogs to hamburgers mostly. Yeah, well, if you.

35:08 Like I really have to be in the mood. For a hot meat, yeah, I don't. Yeah, like, I like all beef. Hot dogs. What? Do you think all of the beef? Yeah, what? Do you think's? In the beef yeah yeah like it could you don't know that you're not eating I. Never had a hot dog in an air fryer though, have you? Well, have an old beef because you could be eating the cow's anus. I don't know that that's right. Am I right? For me, you are absolutely right. We all know that you're right. We don't want to hear it. We don't want to hear it. Yeah, much like again on YouTube, because you can leave a comment on YouTube as well. Angie saying I freeze my butter too. Gosh. Just like enough. I'm telling you guys, I am not the only one. I know, but you don't need to.

35:54 Yeah, it lasts a long well. You OK? It lasts a long time, like cheese. You don't need to do that. You're not doing that anymore. No, not the cheese. Yeah, and I'm not sure what this is in reference to from a previous episode, but past your expectations. Farm 6412 says I'm craving hot dogs, Said nobody over the age of 6. OK. But try them in the air fryer and right, sure. Remember what you're eating.