A Few Dicks Hanging Out! (Ep. 146)

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Hey, by the way, I know we're
about to get going here, but I

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didn't know if this was
something or nothing, but it

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sure as hell made me laugh.
I'll just read exactly what they

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wrote.
Could waiting for baggage be any

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more unpleasant?
A guy was waiting for his bag at

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the Pittsburgh airport when his
socks and underwear started

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coming out one at a time.
Oh no, that's awful.

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And when you read, if you click
on it, you'll, it'll take you to

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page page two of the New York
Post or whatever.

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Yeah.
And it's a kid, like he's a

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teenager or, you know, like he's
like a 17 or 18 year old.

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And it was his.
And his sister or brother is

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filming this, of course.
Carousels going around.

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That's hysterical.
So funny.

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Thing that is so funny.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand.
It's Dave Rachel inform.

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And this is the podcast that's
working very hard not not to be

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the dry January of podcast, you
know, too long and not much fun.

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A real a real bummer.
Yeah, we're trying very hard not

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to be that.
And on this podcast, it's trying

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hard not to be the Dry January
podcast.

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Rachel is going to explain
urinal etiquette.

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Well, thank goodness an expert
is finally going to explain to

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us.
Understand.

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That at all?
Yeah, I don't understand that.

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I also don't understand this,
but Foreman went on a blind

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date.
Wow, are you?

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Aren't you married?
Yeah, Foreman is usually the

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number one question.
That's the number one quad.

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OK.
And as we are recording this,

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it's prime football the season.
There's a lot of football on TV.

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Yes, I keep being warned when
the Bills have a game and I

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can't use the TV.
It's the most wonderful.

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Time to watch football, Yeah.
And I love this time of year,

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but it's soon going to wind down
and you're going to run into,

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you know, the Super Bowl will
come and go and then.

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What do we do?
Then?

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What?
What happens curling in in?

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Yeah, no, never curling.
That will be on at my house.

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Every sport is on at my house.
We're not going to do that.

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Well, what's happened at my
house?

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This is the most curious thing
to me because for years I have

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enjoyed watching football,
particularly this time of year

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when the playoffs are on.
Sure, there are like all these

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games that are on and it's on.
I put it on and my wife pays

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little to no attention to what's
going on.

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She cares that there's a Super
Bowl because she wants to have

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Super Bowl food.
You know she likes to watch.

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That part too.
Yeah, she likes to watch the the

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ads and all of that stuff.
Oh, the ads, yeah.

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She likes all that stuff, but
she never really cared or didn't

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really understand what was going
on with football.

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I don't think the game didn't
matter all of a sudden, like the

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other day, just last week, I
think I got up in the morning.

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She's always up ahead of me.
And so I get up in the morning

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and I'm, you know, still kind of
sleepy and all that stuff.

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And she says to me, hey, did you
see that Josh Allen is the

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number one rated quarterback in
the in the playoffs?

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And and your friend that used to
be with Detroit there, the place

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for LA he's #2 And I'm like, and
she's referring to, of course,

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Matthew Stafford, who used to be
with the Detroit Lions.

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Now is the Ellie Ryan, who for
anybody that cares and the the

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fact that my wife knows this
stuff and says that to me.

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Like she said that to me.
And I said, oh, huh.

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OK.
And I'm still waking up and I

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went to go get a coffee and I
thought, that's weird.

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Yeah, that's weird that my wife.
Even know those things.

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No, I didn't know.
I had no.

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So she's telling you?
She's telling me.

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Yeah.
LLLL yeah, she's telling me.

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Yeah, OK.
Back this usually.

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If I go to Jeremy with any
sports, he's he already knows

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it.
He's like, I didn't know.

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I have no idea who.
Or he or he can tell you no,

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that's wrong, or no, that's not
true, or no, that doesn't even

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make sense.
I just.

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Basically said to her, yeah,
that makes sense.

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Josh Allen.
Yeah, Matthew stuff.

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Yeah, that makes sense to make
sure they're probably the Too

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bad Anyway, so let me back this
up a little bit because it is a

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little.
So she started to like football

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because, because.
And this is going to make that

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one guy who hates it when I talk
about Taylor.

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Swift, I was just going to say.
So this this.

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Because of Taylor.
Swift It dates back to Taylor

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Swift showing up at Kansas City
Chiefs games.

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She didn't really care about
that, but she started to care

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about Travis Kelsey, and then
there was a playoff game.

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Many people remember two or
three years ago in Buffalo,

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cold.
You know it's always cold this

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time of year in Buffalo.
Kansas City comes to Buffalo.

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Taylor's in the suite, right?
And so is Jason.

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And then out of the suite big.
Brother Jason takes his shirt

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off and flies out and my wife is
watching this and and she's

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like, who is that?
I said, well, that's Big Brother

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Jason.
I love him and she does so now.

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But he does.
Right.

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And he said he retires.
They have a podcast, a much more

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popular podcast than ours, by
the way.

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Yeah, yeah, his wife has a
podcast much more popular than.

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Slightly.
That's right.

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Absolutely.
So Jason Kelsey retires from

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playing football.
He played football.

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He won a Super Bowl.
He's going on now.

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He's the Monday Night Football
guy.

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He does the show called
Countdown for two hours before

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the game. 2 hours, 2 hours of
this stuff.

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And every Monday night we have
to put that on.

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Wow, really?
It's not me.

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Yeah, I don't need to see two
hours of yammering on a

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football.
Game No.

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Yeah.
I don't need that.

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That's the best thing that
network ever did, was hire Jason

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Kelsey to get people in who just
love him and his personality.

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Yes, yes.
And you're creating more

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football fans and.
That's.

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A genius.
I mean, I am watching this.

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Yeah, well now we got the the
younger brother and soon to be a

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husband of Taylor Swift.
Mr. Taylor Swift.

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He may retire.
Yeah, he's.

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Going to have something because.
Oh for sure, he's going.

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To be on TV, He's.
So now here's the Here's the

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dilemma, though.
Out of all of this, the

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weirdness of My wife likes
football.

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She's got Kansas City hoodies.
She's got a Philadelphia Eagles

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hoodie because Jason Kelsey,
that's who he played.

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For.
And so now she.

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Didn't know that.
Yeah, that way now she knows,

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she knows who Josh Allen is.
She knows she knows that the

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Bills are pretty good.
So he had and here's the foreman

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will concur.
And I know I I I don't know

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about you, Rachel, because
you're not a sports fan.

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But when you watch sports, when
you're involved in safe

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football, I don't really have a
dog in this fight this year

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because the the Lions are out.
I used to be a Cowboy fan and

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they're not in it, and I like
the Chiefs, but they're out.

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They're not even in it this
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I sort of.
I used to like the Patriots when

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Tom Brady played 'cause I just
wanted to see him keep winning.

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I know a lot of people.
Talking about personality on

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television.
Wow, Tom Brady.

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Tom Brady Yeah, there you go.
So anyway, but what happens when

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you watch football, is it and or
or any sport where there are

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teams is that you inform you
will concur you have your

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favorite team or teams and you
have those teams that you cannot

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stand who you got there?
Who is that?

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I don't even see.
Ottawa There's awareness,

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Senator Hoodie.
Who do you hate?

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Toronto of.
Course, of course, Montreal.

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Yes, of course, of course.
And at least that's one thing

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that we Toronto and Ottawa fans
can bond over is our mutual

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hatred Of Montreal.
Yeah, that's exactly right.

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So as AII really enjoyed
watching the Chiefs go on their

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little run to win.
I don't know how many Super

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Bowls they won 2-3, something
like that.

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Yeah.
And the quarterback's really,

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really good.
But in order for them to win

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the, they, they had to play the
Bills.

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I didn't much care for the
Bills.

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I like their quarterback, but
how much care for the Bills?

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Because I'm cheering for the.
Yeah, Bills.

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Lions as a thing?
Right, yeah, that Bills I'm, you

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know, like, anyway, so I'm, I'm
not really a a Bills fan.

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And then when I try to explain
that and then you might and my

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wife says do you like the
Eagles?

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I'm like, Oh no, I hate the
Eagles.

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Everybody hates the Eagles.
Everybody.

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Hates the Eagles and she goes
why?

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You have to love everyone, she
says.

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What?
Am I talking about?

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You don't understand.
You don't understand football.

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No, you have to be nice when you
watch football.

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I'm like any.
Sport you love everybody.

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That's not how it works.
That's just not how it.

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Works well.
She's a new fan, so she hasn't

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gotten to that point yet.
Like you got to be able to watch

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a game.
Like I have a certain team that

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I will, I will, I will hate
watch because I it I physically

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smile sitting there watching
highlights of them getting

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scored on.
You care that much.

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It just brings me so much joy to
see them lose.

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Yes, it's as much joy as seeing
my own team win.

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Yeah, really.
It's equal, yes.

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Yeah, see, I knew Foreman would.
Because like, I do not care.

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Is that healthy?
It's.

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Not healthy at all.
I don't think, but it's part of

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sports.
It's part of sports.

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It is like there was a just this
is a dumb example, but like the

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Philadelphia fans are the worst.
They Boo their team.

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They just won the Super Bowl a
year not even a year ago and

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they get booed.
They.

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Boo their team.
Yeah.

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Why?
That's what they do.

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That's how it works.
Cheers for them.

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Yeah, the guy that just quit, He
quit as the Steelers coach 19

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years, never had a losing
season.

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Oh, I know that guy.
Yes.

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Yeah, I know.
Never.

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Had a losing season and I'm
watching they're talking about

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it or something on the sports
show that we have to watch

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because we're talking about
football and and the these fans

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are calling in the day after
when he and they're like it's

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like I've been given a gift.
They're so happy that he

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resigned.
I'm like you people are stupid

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aren't you stupid, but that's
sports, that's football.

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That's that, you know, you, this
guy never lost for you.

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Like you win Super Bowls every
year, but your team always what

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they held winning record, right?
And you're like, I'm so glad

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he's gone.
You know.

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Wow.
So now when I watch football, I

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can't get too excited.
I can't get too upset because I

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can't.
I can't get.

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I just have to smile.
Like you're not allowed to.

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Well, I just know that I will be
reprimanded.

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OK, so you.
They just have to quietly watch.

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Yes, gosh.
Seems like a dream that Oh my

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gosh.
Your wife likes football.

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Is finally watching the sport I
always.

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Not, no, no, it's not.
You have to explain how first,

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second, third, fourth down
works.

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They they have no concept of
that, no.

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They what are you talking?
I'm.

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Sorry, people that are new to
watching football.

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No, I mean people that are new
to watching football, they

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don't.
Flag football for 10 weeks 1.

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Time you understand, but this is
1.

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Of the athletes.
I have to explain that.

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I have to explain how, how they
get into the playoffs.

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I have to explain, right?
I have to explain.

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What's the difference between a
punt?

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And a field goal.
Yeah, yeah, it's fun watching.

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It's fun at my house watching
football now did.

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You go skiing yet?
Nope.

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Two weeks we go.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand with Dave Ray Children
Foreman.

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This is the podcast that's like
the TV show heated rivalry.

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A few Dicks, you know, just
hanging out.

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Did you know that the author of
that show, by the way, is from

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Sydney, NS?
I did not.

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I don't know.
I haven't even really look, I

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haven't even really seen it.
And I wasn't sure whether that

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was inappropriate or no.
I.

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Haven't seen it either actually.
I wasn't sure, but I and I.

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Haven't read the book.
For what I gather, that seems

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accurate.
Yeah, what I gather is yeah.

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And so is the fact that the
authors from Sydney, I mean,

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you're sitting around and Cape
Breton all winter long.

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Nothing else to do.
You might as well fantasize

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about hockey players, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, hockey romances

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are a big.
Deal anyway.

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Yes, yeah, I actually went on a
blind date.

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And who won a hockey?
Game if you've never heard of

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the show, heated rivalry that
probably went way over your

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head, but you know.
Who hasn't been everywhere?

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Yeah, it's everywhere.
If you haven't.

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I'm sorry, Forman, you went on a
what?

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Yes, I did just attempt to
segue.

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But yes, blind date at a hockey
game, me not involving Ashley,

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OK.
Why would you go on a blind date

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when you're married?
Oh, let's back that up a bit,

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yeah.
Like, hold on.

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Yeah, I'm very intrigued to know
a blind.

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Date a blind date?
Yeah, I was set up on this

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evening.
You were set up with.

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Someone I'd never met before,
never talked to, didn't even

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know what they looked like.
Whoa.

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But.
They were the ones in possession

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of a free ticket.
Oh, to see who?

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What's a boy to do?
OK, so wait a minute, what's a

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boy to do?
So a free ticket to what?

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To an NHL game.
In your hometown.

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Yes, it was a we were in Ottawa
for for Harley's, for Harley's

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artistic swimming.
She had a competition right for

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the synchronized swimming and it
was in Ottawa and the team that

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plays are just happened to be in
town that weekend playing

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Florida and just happened to
have a loose connection to

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someone who gets free tickets
regularly through their

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impression.
Right, free tickets.

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OK, so this flying date was with
a man.

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Was this a bro date?
It's a bro date a bro.

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Date.
Okay, okay.

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All right, Yeah.
Who set this up?

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Why would you agree to go do a
hockey game with a stranger?

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I think I would do that.
I think you know, but again, we

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are talking.
I have so many.

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Questions.
Right now I have so many

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questions.
Well, yeah, but you're you're

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missing the point here.
Look, this is a chance.

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He there's a free ticket to a
hockey game.

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That's why I'm going.
That's why I'm taking a chance,

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OK?
It's a free ticket to an NHL

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game.
Why wouldn't I want to go on

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that bro date?
Well, 'cause it might be awkward

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sitting beside somebody that
maybe you might not like.

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There's a there's entertainment
in front of you.

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Exactly.
Chat with them face to face the

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whole time.
I'm there to watch a hockey

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game.
I'm not there to, you know,

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learn all about what they do for
a living and when you chat.

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You don't even have to turn and
look at them.

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You're looking at the game while
you chat.

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You just say the odd thing here
and there and.

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It's fine.
That's I think this is much

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more, I think it's much more
personal to go to go with

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somebody to an event, you know,
any event than you think it is.

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I think no, not.
At all would.

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You go to a concert with
somebody, like a stranger.

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That's a little.
Very personal thing.

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That's a different event.
I would.

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I do it.
I don't know.

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It's not.
It's like apples and oranges

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here, Rachel.
This is a sporting event, an NHL

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hockey game with another guy who
you don't know, right?

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But that's irrelevant.
I'm going to get in to see a

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hockey game.
I don't care what the guy's

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like.
Yeah, Unless, of course, he

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happens to be one of those guys
that stands up and yells at the

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refs and does all of that stuff.
Why do I care?

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OK, no, I think that would add
to it.

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That would make it more.
Entertaining because he's not

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really my friend, Yes.
I just happen to be in the next.

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Seat I don't with him.
I don't think it's bad that you

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went.
I think it's great that you

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went.
I think it's brave.

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That is my point.
Thank you.

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That's the take away Foreman's
brave.

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Is brave.
We're going to a hockey game

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with just one other person.
If that he didn't know.

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If this was said not.
That brave, they got a free

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ticket.
Yeah, but like, it's still like

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you're going with somebody you
don't know.

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That's uncomfortable.
Listen, I want to talk.

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To anyone, it's not
uncomfortable at all.

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If you were in a, say, a suite
with a bunch of people and you

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were you didn't know anybody,
that's different because it's

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like a big group setting.
This is comfortable.

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Yeah, that would be.
That would be.

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Terribly uncomfortable are.
You talking?

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I'll talk with multiple people
where I don't know anybody.

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Yeah, that's uncomfortable.
You kinda like watching?

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The game, you're just there
watching the game.

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You know what I'm doing?
I'm eating the free food and

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drinking the free beer and just
standing in the corner not

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talking to anybody.
Well, that's is What are you

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gonna do when you're sitting?
In the seat, awkward in there.

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I don't wanna talk to anybody.
And it's less awkward to only

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have one person to talk to.
Yes, 'cause at least if you have

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a group you can find somebody
that you like talking to.

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No.
That's what it was like whenever

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we would go and do an event, I
would sit with you and talk to

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you, right?
That wasn't awkward.

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But it's not a blind date
because I already knew you.

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Well, I know, but I don't know
anybody else at the event, so we

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went.
Together.

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So I just happy talking to you
so.

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Fine.
This was all arranged by

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Ashley's father.
Oh, really?

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Your father.
Began with yeah, what I.

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Know you are great friends with.
Oh yeah, What's great he

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arranged this.
Yeah, well, he's not even from

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Ottawa.
He got the ball rolling because

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he knew we, him and I, were
casually talking about how we

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would be there while the team's
in town.

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Wouldn't that be something?
And he said, I think I know

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someone let me see.
And then through a series of

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texts, it turned into, yeah,
Ashley's father's best friend's

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son.
He followed.

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That and got it.
Ashley's father's best friend.

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'S son.
Who would roughly be your age?

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Lives and works in Ottawa and is
has access to free tickets from

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time to time through his
employer.

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Wow.
And often finds himself wanting

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to go but having no one to.
Go with.

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This is the perfect situation.
I.

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Know all right.
He's also a frequent a member of

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the of the hunt camp situation.
He's I normally my friends and

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I, we go up and and fish and
stuff in the summertime.

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He's actually actively there
hunting at hunting season now.

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OK.
All right.

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All right, so you have you have
that in common, other than you

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don't you know how to shoot a
gun?

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We just haven't actually been
there at the same time.

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And yes, I don't I haven't shot
a gun at a an animal yet.

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Yet I.
Mean yeah, you.

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Don't have berries?
Working on that for sure.

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So turns out him and I.
I need pictures and videos.

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I picture Elmer Fudd, that's
what I I just with the gun and I

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don't know why.
He's about as good at texting as

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I am, so it took a while to get
coordinated.

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Because you never reply and you.
Never reply and this is the

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perfect situation.
So every two weeks.

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Somebody would send a message.
He's just like you.

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Over the course of the week, you
needed it.

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There's at least a day in
between each text and response.

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Yeah, but we figured it out.
And I didn't know what to expect

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or what do you look like or
anything until I walked in.

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He was already sitting there.
I really swam at the pool late

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that night, and then I had to.
So I missed the first, the

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beginning of the first period,
but I came in and thought, oh,

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yeah, he looks exactly like he's
a younger version of his father,

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who I know.
I do know his father.

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OK.
Oh, this is great and perfect.

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I had a couple beers and chatted
about the camp and all kinds of

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stuff.
It was, it was it worked out

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very well.
It was a lovely evening.

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I'm so.
Glad that worked out.

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OK.
I'm glad that worked out.

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Yeah.
I mean, have a new friend when

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you're in Ottawa.
I think I've only ever been on

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one bro date in my life and that
was with you, Foreman, wasn't

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it?
Just seen pro date Star Wars?

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We went to see a Star Wars
movie.

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O3D is really the only 3D movie
I've seen in a.

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Theater.
Don't you remember that?

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We did talk about it?
Do you?

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Remember, you guys were.
Offered Foreman offered to buy

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me a popcorn I believe it was.
Very nice gone like to to

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breweries and.
Stuff together?

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Well, that's different.
It's very fun for us.

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Foreman, go do a popcorn.
Let's go on for a drink.

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That's not going on a bro date.
Yeah, that's a bro date.

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We went to a movie together.
That's a date.

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That's a date.
Then we held hands dessert

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after.
No, we didn't go to dinner in a

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date.
We just.

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We just.
A movie and dessert?

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Yeah.
Movie and dessert skipped.

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Through Victoria Park.
We had a great time.

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Yeah, Forest.
It was Christmas and the lights

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were on.
I'm pretty sure this guy had a

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great time because Foreman is
great.

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On a road date, he offers to pay
for pay.

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Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, I bought him some beers.

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And you know, just like Deb and
Victoria said last week, I'm so

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easy to talk.
To there you go.

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As we all know.
This is due to underwhelming

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demand the podcast that maybe we
haven't been able to confirm

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this for sure, but this podcast
may in fact be more popular in

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Greenland than Donald Trump.
We will confirm we.

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We'll solicit some Greenland
deck opinions on that.

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Listen, we have merchandise.
So if you go to

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underwhelming.ca, you can order
merchandise and do we have, do

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we deliver to a Greenland?
Yes.

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No.
Are you sure?

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Oh, oh, I'll.
Look into that.

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I think just you never know,
Just.

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Yeah.
I mean, we could, but I think

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shipping would cost a lot.
But I know.

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You know, if you're in
Greenland, nothing says more

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about how you feel about this
situation than a, you know, a

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big warm hoodie that says
underwhelming on it.

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Right.
Yeah, yeah.

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But, you know, the upside is
that if it becomes part of the

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US, then we'll ship there.
Yeah.

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True.
OK, yes.

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Is that upside?
Yeah.

457
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,040
Sure.
Is that upside?

458
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,000
I guess that's the upside.
A lot of people have purchased

459
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,120
our merch.
So thank you to everybody who

460
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,840
has.
We had we had Tracy, Sherry,

461
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,080
Jordan, Carol, Lee, Pat.
Oh gosh, who else?

462
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,120
I don't know.
Lots.

463
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,000
Anyway, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.

464
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,800
OK, I don't have a transition
for that.

465
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,960
I don't know how to say so.
Yeah, it's fine.

466
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,160
So right now I'm going to
explain to you urinal etiquette.

467
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,920
OK, yes, I'm pretty sure you
could have worked either

468
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,600
Greenland or Donald Trump into a
urinal segue.

469
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,360
Yes.
Oh, I guess.

470
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,080
Yeah.
Well, it's too early in the

471
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,400
morning for me to.
All right then.

472
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,160
My brain doesn't work like that
anymore.

473
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,320
OK, it's turned mushy a little
bit since we're.

474
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,720
Not explaining urinal etiquette
speaking.

475
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,360
Of mushy brains and Donald.
Trump OK, All right.

476
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,280
Just keep going.
So 1, so dinner time, we all eat

477
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,400
together here in our house and
one of our girls was talking

478
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,400
about, I don't really remember
why, how when they use the

479
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,720
bathroom at school, there's only
one stall that they like and

480
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,720
there's probably 10 stalls in
there.

481
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,360
But if someone's in that stall,
they will wait.

482
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,120
Even if others are open, she
will wait until that one is

483
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,920
free.
So she can use that.

484
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,640
That's her preferred bathroom
stall in school bathroom, right

485
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,320
you?
Go in there.

486
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,560
You think that?
Well, that's mine.

487
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,440
That.
That one's mine.

488
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,240
I'm fine everybody, like I'm
going to wait for it.

489
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,480
I never found one in any of our
workplaces that I liked as much

490
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,840
as my home bathroom.
No Of.

491
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,160
Course, no, you wouldn't.
No.

492
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,880
Well, so she was talking about
that.

493
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,360
And the girls each said, OK, I
like this one, I like this.

494
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,400
And they were each talking about
which stalls in the bathroom.

495
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,800
They like, I don't know why we
were talking about this at

496
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,360
dinner.
And then Jeremy starts talking

497
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,680
about when you use a urinal.
Yes.

498
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,800
Do your Do your daughters know
what a urinal is?

499
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,560
Yeah, they know what it is.
They've had to, you know, as

500
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,360
little, little kids.
They would have had to go in

501
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,080
with dad sometimes to to use.
The bathroom.

502
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,480
Very true, right.
If I'm not there or they can't,

503
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,640
can't get into the women, you
don't want them going alone

504
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,760
anyway.
So.

505
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,480
So he starts schooling.
Oh, there were three of us girls

506
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,800
on your which which urinal he
would choose and and which one

507
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,120
you should choose if someone's
already there.

508
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,040
Yeah.
And then he gets out a piece of

509
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,840
paper to really explain.
Oh.

510
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,480
Yeah.
Yeah, visual diagram.

511
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,440
You could diagram that, yeah.
So for instance, he says if

512
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,640
there's five urinals and he goes
in, nobody else is there.

513
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,480
He's like, which one am I going
to choose?

514
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,520
And we're like the middle.
He's like, no.

515
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,600
Never last.
You took the very last one.

516
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,360
Yeah.
That's what he said.

517
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,360
That's what he said.
Of course, this is, I guess this

518
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,840
is universal among men.
I don't know.

519
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,400
Oh, yeah.
He's like, I'm going to take

520
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,480
this end or this end.
OK, There's five.

521
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,920
I'm going to take one.
One of the ends, Right.

522
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,120
And we were like, OK.
And he's like the second person

523
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,440
they come in.
Which one are they going to

524
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,680
take?
The exact middle.

525
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,080
The far other end.
Well, yeah, the far.

526
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,120
Yeah, there's only.
Yes, of course there's.

527
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,920
Two right getting.
Ahead of myself, I don't.

528
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,960
Really Care now.
See, Jeremy may say that second

529
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,200
person.
All I care about is that whoever

530
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,120
this second person is, you got
to give me some breathing room.

531
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,800
So at least one down from me.
If you want to go all the way

532
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,680
down to the end, way better,
right?

533
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,560
But at least one down from.
Me well, the reason we started

534
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,400
on this is because the girls
have stall.

535
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,320
They're stalls, right?
There's no and but Jeremy was

536
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,800
like, well, in in the men's
room, you know, there's

537
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,400
sometimes there's dividers, but
not always.

538
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,960
And we're all just like, what?
Like, why is that wide open?

539
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,200
And, like, you shouldn't be.
He's like, well, you look

540
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,840
straight ahead at the wall.
Nobody's looking at anyone else.

541
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,400
Like, that's just what?
And I'm like.

542
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,520
And the girls say, what if Soddy
does look well, then they're

543
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,320
then they're a creep, right?
Yeah.

544
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,840
So then we start talking about
the etiquette of which one do

545
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,000
you choose if the others are in
use.

546
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,960
OK, so then there's.
So say there's five.

547
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,600
We got one at each end now,
right.

548
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,280
Yeah.
Third person comes in.

549
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,640
Exact middle.
They're going to take the

550
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,920
middle.
OK, fourth person comes in.

551
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,880
Oh, that's a tough one.
That's.

552
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,560
Tricky because you're always
beside someone.

553
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,200
Yeah, that's not.
You check the stalls and see if

554
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,520
those are free and then you use
that I.

555
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,120
Might be inclined to do that,
yes, maybe.

556
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,120
But I was that person and I
looked and went.

557
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,080
What are my choices here?
How badly do I have to go right?

558
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,880
If I'm in here in a public
restroom, I have to go badly or

559
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,080
I wouldn't be here.
Sure.

560
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,480
I think I'll use a stall.
If there's not a line up behind

561
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,480
you, maybe I might, you could
maybe use a stall.

562
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,640
You could just go for one of
them and be like, well, there's

563
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,000
only two, you know, there's no
buffer, so it is what it is.

564
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,800
Or if there's no line and it's
not that busy, you stall, you

565
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,440
slowly walk in, then maybe you
got to go to the sink or

566
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,960
something first, wait to see
who's going to leave 1st and

567
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,920
then you, and then you go in and
you still.

568
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,880
Got yourself by your time,
Foreman.

569
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,920
You were recently at a hockey
game, did you?

570
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,000
And you had a couple beers.
What happened 'cause it's busy,

571
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,520
yeah.
Generally.

572
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,760
During a sporting event,
especially if you happen to want

573
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,880
to go between periods, it's
crazy busy, yes.

574
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,840
I believe they had dividers in
this bathroom, just this huge

575
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,040
luxury and a huge stadium like
that, right?

576
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,360
Yeah, Yeah.
So in that case, you don't, most

577
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,320
of them are taken.
You don't really notice whose

578
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,640
way to be honest.
You know that's a, that's a,

579
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,640
That's a if.
There's dividers then you can go

580
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,560
anywhere, but I was recently.
Are you still leaving a space

581
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,280
between you and the next?
Person, but if there if there's

582
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,080
no extra buffers then you just
go.

583
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:53,280
I just recently had a football
game and the stadium is full and

584
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,800
there's nothing you can do about
that.

585
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,160
Yeah, it was very cold out, so
being in the bathroom was a

586
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,680
bonus anyway because it was a
lot warmer, right?

587
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,520
But I.
Saw your photos from that game

588
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,960
and we were like, oh that's a
chilly day.

589
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:11,160
It was cold, but you throw in a
situation like that, I'm just

590
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,560
going to the I I don't really
care and nobody else does any

591
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,160
because so many of us, again,
how about this situation?

592
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,400
And I know I talked about this,
but I was, I was at the Canada

593
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,480
Life Place for a concert.
There was no one in the

594
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,560
bathroom.
So I took, you know, the end

595
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,240
urinal.
I went in, took the end urinal,

596
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,760
and then two women walked in.
Yeah.

597
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,920
Oh.
That's not fun.

598
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,560
No, there's no dividers at that
arena.

599
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,040
It is off putting, yeah.
Oh, there's no dividers?

600
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,240
No, there's not.
No there.

601
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,960
Is they're dividers, that's good
that there should be everywhere

602
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,080
dividers.
And they didn't seem to care

603
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,800
that I was there.
They they cared, not they.

604
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,960
Were just doing it.
Very.

605
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,680
Just not the.
Women flying is very long.

606
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,640
Usually long, yeah.
They're probably drunk and they

607
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,400
didn't care.
Yeah.

608
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,880
But you know, these men's
washroom situations get even

609
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,880
worse.
And in fact, as they before they

610
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,640
demolish the Bill Stadium, they
are selling off features of the

611
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:15,800
stadium like the seats, right?
And also the troughs you pee in

612
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,560
in the bathroom because they're
not individual urinals.

613
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,880
It's a giant communal trough.
That's disgusting.

614
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,800
I.
Think we've gone there?

615
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,400
Old barns like that that have
that crop and it's not fun.

616
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,360
Who wants to buy that?
Who's?

617
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,680
Building that?
Who's building that?

618
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,640
Thinking from a time that's a
time a long time ago.

619
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,200
They don't do it anymore,
Rachel.

620
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,840
Yes, they get that, but even
that then why people were

621
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,080
people, You know, it's I don't
think people care more now about

622
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,240
privacy.
I think they did that.

623
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,000
I don't know.
I I think we do care more about

624
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,360
you think so?
It's because we all had to pee

625
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,240
together before and we don't
want to anymore.

626
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,040
Yes.
We used to have to do that.

627
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,880
Actually stuns me that not every
bathroom has dividers between

628
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,720
each.
Like I think they should all be

629
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,880
sword divided.
Yeah, No, they don't.

630
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Be gross.
That's gross because you're

631
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:12,800
going to somebody is going to be
a creep and that's just somebody

632
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,440
will be a creep at some point
and that's.

633
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,120
Not cool.
I think we should have packed it

634
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:34,440
in after sword fight but OK.
This is due to underwhelming

635
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,600
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It's a podcast.

636
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,560
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637
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638
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639
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640
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647
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653
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659
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660
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661
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662
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663
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664
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667
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668
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669
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671
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672
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679
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680
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681
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685
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,480
you can buy us a coffee and
Sherry bought us 3 coffees.

686
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,800
Thank you, Barry, she said.
I just watched episode 145, the

687
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,400
last one while working Dave's
new game.

688
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,400
Butt or Bus really has me
laughing out loud.

689
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,280
It's a good game, It's a good
game.

690
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,560
It's a good game.
It's a good game.

691
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,480
Yeah.
We'll try to.

692
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,880
We'll see if we can play that
again.

693
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,160
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you Debbie for the three

694
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,360
coffees saying I figured it was
time I bought you each coffee.

695
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,440
Maybe you can come back now.
Happy New Year.

696
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,720
Well, we're back, so we.
Are back.

697
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,400
We're back.
Thank you for the.

698
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,160
Coffee.
We made it back.

699
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,600
Yeah.
Debbie and then I have one from

700
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,320
Deb and Victoria.
They both 5 coffees.

701
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,400
My new best friend.
These are your friends, Foreman.

702
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,200
Yeah.
Happy new year, Dave, Rachel and

703
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,800
Foreman.
Looking forward to more laughs

704
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,360
from you guys in 2026.
We look forward to Friday nights

705
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,360
when we listen to your podcast
and have a drink while waiting

706
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,800
for the pizza to cook.
OK, Deb and Victoria.

707
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,560
Yeah.
Thank you, Deb.

708
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,560
Friday.
Night pizza.

709
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,560
I love that you make an event
out of it.

710
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,920
That's so nice.
I love that, yeah.

711
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,440
Thank you someone.
Also you can be anonymous too

712
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,640
because someone bought us 4
maybe?

713
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,160
We should do a drinking game on
our podcast.

714
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,280
Maybe that would help people.
Help Deb, but just for Deb and

715
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,800
Victoria.
Well, for them, but anybody else

716
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,480
that wants to listen, say Friday
night or Thirsty Thursday or

717
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,400
whatever, you know, like we
could sure you could do, you

718
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,040
know, like for instance, every
time Rachel says I hate you guys

719
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,520
take a drink.
Oh, I thought that was already

720
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,360
an existing game.
I.

721
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,880
Thought that didn't we play that
game once?

722
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,040
Yes.
Yeah, it's.

723
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,960
Been a long weekend, but I
haven't.

724
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,440
I haven't even said it this
episode yet.

725
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,239
No, but I know you.
Yeah, I know you've been close.

726
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,080
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.

727
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,080
Yeah.
Yeah, well, we've had a few

728
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,080
messages on Spotify as well,
because you can always leave us

729
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,840
a message on there.
Oh, sure.

730
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,080
Yeah, see, Langdon said.
I do not have a microwave, just

731
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,960
like Foreman, and I use my air
fryer to reheat and cook most of

732
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,040
my food.
Yeah, So you don't need a

733
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,360
microwave if you have an air
fryer.

734
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:42,719
No.
You.

735
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,199
Don't, but the microwaves are
much faster.

736
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,199
Microwaves are faster, yeah.
But then Casey Casey has added

737
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,400
to the air fryer discussion
saying hot dogs in the air fryer

738
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,240
is next level.
I've heard that I I don't eat.

739
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,440
Because they're crisp.
Tubed mystery meat is not

740
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,960
something that I prefer.
I prefer hot dogs to hamburgers

741
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,560
mostly.
Yeah, well, if you.

742
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,720
Like I really have to be in the
mood.

743
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,240
For a hot meat, yeah, I don't.
Yeah, like, I like all beef.

744
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,960
Hot dogs.
What?

745
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,240
Do you think all of the beef?
Yeah, what?

746
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,680
Do you think's?
In the beef yeah yeah like it

747
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,520
could you don't know that you're
not eating I.

748
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,920
Never had a hot dog in an air
fryer though, have you?

749
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,480
Well, have an old beef because
you could be eating the cow's

750
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,320
anus.
I don't know that that's right.

751
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,240
Am I right?
For me, you are absolutely

752
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,760
right.
We all know that you're right.

753
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,360
We don't want to hear it.
We don't want to hear it.

754
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,280
Yeah, much like again on
YouTube, because you can leave a

755
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,120
comment on YouTube as well.
Angie saying I freeze my butter

756
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:47,720
too.
Gosh.

757
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,480
Just like enough.
I'm telling you guys, I am not

758
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,880
the only one.
I know, but you don't need to.

759
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,040
Yeah, it lasts a long well.
You OK?

760
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,800
It lasts a long time, like
cheese.

761
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,760
You don't need to do that.
You're not doing that anymore.

762
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,200
No, not the cheese.
Yeah, and I'm not sure what this

763
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,080
is in reference to from a
previous episode, but past your

764
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:12,080
expectations.
Farm 6412 says I'm craving hot

765
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,440
dogs, Said nobody over the age
of 6.

766
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,000
OK.
But try them in the air fryer

767
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,920
and right, sure.
Remember what you're eating.