A Bad Habit (Ep. 163)

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It's not even a fact, it's just.
I mean, it is a fact.

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But it's a pun.
Well, it's a It's still a fact.

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It's a meme from a very specific
type of Instagram account, isn't

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it?
Yes.

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Yes, it is.
Yeah, I saved them now.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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The podcast.
That's kind of like the spring

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weather this year.
Not that good, you know.

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It's not that good.
We're Dave Rachel of Gorman

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coming up on the podcast.
Rachel has some fun facts.

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Yay, yay.
I wouldn't.

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Share If I do, I don't know what
do.

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You, Rachel, has to share it
well.

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Fun has yet to be determined.
Facts, maybe, and we're not even

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sure about that.
Anyway, that's coming up.

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What?
Definitely become into question

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as that's.
Right.

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No, the factual accuracy we're
going to.

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Well, OK.
That used to be the mainstay,

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the steadfast.
At least they were.

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Actual, but then we found that.
Actually I did cross check a

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bunch today.
So good, I do know.

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That that's important.
Yeah.

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OK, we're going to learn about
the Foreman's fashion house.

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Foreman Fashion House.
The Foreman's haute couture.

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Yes, we, we, but yeah, OK.
Good.

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And I'm going to begin with my
unexpected windfall.

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Wow.
That.

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Sounds.
Lovely scaring with all of the

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podcast listenership.
Thank you SO.

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Much of A windfall.
I don't know, I.

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Don't know about that, let me
just make sure that I have it

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handy.
Well, now it's been said out

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loud.
OK, all right.

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Well, let me explain.
So you know you're not supposed

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to tell your friends when you
win the lottery or a bunch of

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money.
Unexpected win.

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I win like $80 million.
That's when Foreman disappears

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forever, yeah.
You'll never know.

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Yeah, you'll never know.
They'll be.

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On the side of Mel.
'S right and foreman your own

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couture closed.
All your 4th and 5th cousins

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come out of the.
Yeah, we're gone.

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OK, I have to tell a little
story here.

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You know that My wife has a
birthday and Mother's Day It

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was.
It was the same day this year.

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Oh yes, mother's.
Day and her birthday were the

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same Sunday, so I was, you know,
I try to do my best to prepare

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for this to make sure that I
have ample gifts and that I.

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You know, I try very hard to
find good gifts and the one

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thing you.
Do.

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Yes, of course I try.
No, I that was a confirming

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statement, yes.
I don't always, you know, bat

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1000, but you know.
Nobody does.

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Nobody does anyway.
So one of the things that I know

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that if you know anything about
my wife, she's always cold.

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Temperature Cold.
Yes, temperature.

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Well, when it gets hot out, she
has a.

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Warm personality.
Oh yeah, she.

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Does yes, she but she, she's
cold.

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Like yes, I drop her off at the
bus.

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She's really into the London's
mass transit, the bus, mass

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chat, whatever.
Yes, she's.

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Got into that if.
There's 2 words in the English

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language that belong together.
It's bus and rapid.

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And rapid, that's right.
Anyway, so she's in the bus.

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I also.
Think that that's an oxy moron,

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but the city is all about these
rapid transit.

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Well, they're.
Fun facts it's.

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Well, there's slowing traffic
down everywhere building

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building it right now.
Anyway.

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I drop her off at the the bus.
She gets off.

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You should see her everyday.
She's like still we're you know,

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we're we're into late May.
She's got a tuk on.

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She's got.
She's like. 20 I know, like

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she's like, yeah.
But in the morning it's cold,

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like I was wearing my like,
heavier spring coat the other

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day.
Yeah, she's got the spring coat

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on, She's got a tuk on.
And you know what?

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The other thing that she
complaints about from time to

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time is if it is slightly warm
in the morning, like let's say

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1011° or whatever, the bus
driver has the windows open.

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She hates when the bus driver
has the windows.

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Open.
She takes the bus so much now,

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she knows that.
She hates for the bus anyway.

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Well, she knows some of the
drivers I mean, because she sees

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them regularly, yes.
So here's the thing.

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We bought a number of years ago
when my daughter was learning to

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skate, she was doing.
She wanted to be a, you know, a

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figure skater.
She ended up on one of the.

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Precision teams.
Yeah, that's yeah, Yeah.

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Thank you.
Wait, so she would learn to

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skate?
It was at the Ilderton Arena.

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And if you've ever been in there
in the winter time, it's cold.

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It's cold.
You're sitting on benches.

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It's cold.
You, you can have your winter

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coat on, but your, your your,
your ass is freezing.

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It's the exact opposite
experience of sitting in a damn

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pool every day.
It's so disgustingly hot.

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It's so gross.
We got a regular trip to Costco

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and came across these things.
They were they sold in a 2 pack

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seat cushions that were heated
and you pull out this plastic

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sort of bag thing and you put
that in the microwave Foreman.

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You wouldn't be able to use one
of these.

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You put it in the microwave for
2 to 4 minutes and it heats up,

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it gets really hot.
Put it in, insert it, you got

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yourself a bun warmer, stays
warm for a long time time and

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you're comfortable in the arena
watching your kid.

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Does it work to put it in the
freezer the opposite direction?

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If I'm cooler.
Yeah.

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Apparently they do formal.
They do work that.

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I can use it apparently because
you could.

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Sit on an ice block.
Well, as I carry this forward,

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so we had these when she uses it
every day, like for a look from

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October, September, October,
although we're still in in May,

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she's still carrying.
Anyway, I think to myself, I

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better replace that.
That would be a good gift for

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her.
And as it turned out, the old

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bum warmer died a little earlier
than expected, a full week and

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two days before her birthday.
What did it like slowed in the

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microwave?
Yeah, no.

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She went to work and when she
was sitting on it, she noticed

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that she felt like it was
starting to get a little damp.

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So the lava odor, the odor.
Thing.

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So she just.
Tossed it she.

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Goes and tied on me and I'm
like, there goes one of my

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gifts.
So 13 or 10 days early I say,

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here you go.
Happy Mother's Day.

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I got you and.
She's still.

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Yeah, she's still, I love that,
but.

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You know her, you know.
Anyway, so she gets her lava

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seat now it's working.
She loves it.

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She's been taking it every day.
But just two days ago, I got a

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letter, an e-mail from Amazon.
Hello.

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We are writing to confirm that
we have processed your refund

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for your order from the River
Colony Trading Company.

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It's a refund for red lava buns
181.

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Reason for refund?
Your export fee has been

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reduced.
Ah.

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Very nice.
Here's a detailed breakdown of

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your refund.
They have deposited on my credit

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card in Canadian funds 0.01
cents.

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Break good times.
Come on.

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This amount has been credited to
your payment method and will

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appear when your bank has
processed it.

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I'm sure my bank would be
delighted to process.

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That how much is the processing
fee?

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1.
Holy.

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Cent thank you for shopping at
amazon.ca.

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Wow.
Gosh.

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Jinx they.
Splurged.

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It's a that's quite a windfall.
You can't even spend that

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anymore.
Why would they bother?

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Well.
They're very honest, so I.

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Appreciate I.
Appreciate the honesty.

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Well, they refund, they're going
to the trouble of of refunding

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you one cent.
Why?

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Yeah, because that's your cash.
If that was cash, they would

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have to round down to 0.
Exactly.

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Actually, that makes me like the
company more because I think

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that's very honest and honest of
them.

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I would argue with you that I
I'm becoming less, less and less

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enamored with Amazon because I
think they're they're they're a

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habit.
And if you're paying for Prime,

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of course you're going to go
there because you've.

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Just noticed this.
Yeah, but they're a bad habit

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because they're not necessarily
cheaper.

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No, they're not necessarily any.
No, they're just convenient.

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It's very convenient, yeah.
It's very convenient because to

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be honest with you, the red lava
bun or whatever it's called at

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Canadian Tire was probably $10,
cheaper, $10.

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But they didn't have it.
They didn't have it.

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No, no, no.
It was $9.99.

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That's cheaper.
No, thank you.

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Corman, thank you.
Thank you.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand with Dave, Rachel and

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Foreman, the podcast.
That said, I've changed my mind.

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This podcast is not like the
spring weather so far this year,

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which has been kind of cool.
So we're we're not kind of cool.

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We're not cool.
Well, what do you think well

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speak for?
Speak for yourself.

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No, I think I'm speaking for all
of us.

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OK, fine.
It's fine.

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Like that one didn't go over my
head.

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I got that immediately.
I know you did, right?

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Yeah, I know you did.
Yeah, well, you know, the

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fashion choices around here are
actually kind of cool.

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Very cool.
What do you mean?

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Around here in your home.
In my home, not necessarily

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involving me at all.
OK, no.

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No, as as you would have
guessed.

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Right.
Sure.

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Foreman and I sit here in our
hoodies.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, especially because this

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is a fashion choice I've tried
to pawn off of my children

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because back in my day.
And This is why you're not cool,

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because you're now saying back
in my day.

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Yeah.
In my sister's day, it was very

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cool for my sisters in
particular to not rummage around

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and wear things from mom's
closet, but wear things from

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Dad's closet.
Does that not sound familiar,

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Rachel?
Yeah, a little bit, although I

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had some stuff of my mom's too
that I would wear.

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Sure, some, yeah.
But my sister Christine wore a

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lot of shirts from my dad and
grandfather that was cool to

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wear to high school.
Do they?

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Ask for them or do they?
Did they like you?

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Just go no you.
Just take it.

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Like my daughter who just used
to take stuff.

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Yeah, like does Charlotte wear
your stuff?

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Yes, she just.
Yes, but she doesn't.

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Sometimes she'll ask, but there
have been times where somehow

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erroneously, a a shirt, a hoodie
'cause she wears a lot of

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hoodies or something will end up
in her pile and she just goes,

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well, I guess it's mine.
And then all of a sudden I see

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her wear.
I'm like, I've been looking for

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that.
What are you doing with it?

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I don't know.
It showed up in my laundry.

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I know ended.
Up in my basket it's.

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Mine.
And Harley in particular, it's.

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And now that she's a teenager,
yeah, she's been doing a lot of

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rummaging in Mom's closet.
OK.

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Yeah, yeah.
And wearing a lot of mom's

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hoodies.
And then when mom goes to try

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and look for the hoodie that she
would like to wear, she'll

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realize it's in Harley's laundry
pile or Harley's worn it to

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school, or it's still in her
backpack or it's still left at

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school.
You know, stuff like that.

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Yeah, I've tried to ease that
with why don't you wear any of

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my hoodies, Right?
No.

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Why don't you wear this?
This is cool.

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What's that?
This is this is CPHS for Carlton

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Place High School.
Wow, how long have you had that?

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Since high school.
Yeah.

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Slightly too.
Like it's too small for me to

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wear around now, but she could.
I'm offering it for her to just

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have it could be hers.
Yeah, No, she.

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Doesn't want that, no.
This is good.

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These are thick block letters
on.

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Here looks like a new sweater.
Very.

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I know because it's barely been
used.

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There's still, there's still dog
hair on it.

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Three years.
Not yet there, dog.

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Yeah, it's it's.
Weird.

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The things that they gravitate
to as females that you're

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wearing and that isn't, that
would not be one that I don't

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think Charlotte would have worn
that either.

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It's a beautiful garnet and gold
of the high school colors, Yeah.

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She's she's, she's got.
Garnet gold, you know, not

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purple and yellow.
You know me, I'm not.

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I'm I'm a music nerd and I went
when I went, was on a trip and I

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went through Memphis and I
bought myself a Stocks Records

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T-shirt.
Perfect.

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I love that shirt.
And I wore it around for a bit

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and then it disappeared and my I
see my daughter wearing it all

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the time.
Don't know why.

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No reason for that.
She doesn't know what it is.

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She remembers being there, but
she doesn't really know what it

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is.
But some reason?

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Well, it's like it's cool to
wear, you know, a band T-shirt.

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You know, you've got, it's a 14
year old walking around with, I

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don't know, Led Zeppelin or Run
DMC.

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Like you guys don't?
No.

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She's got a couple of My Stones
T-shirts.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey. 15 year old Name one of the

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Pink Floyd songs from your shirt
No.

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You don't think one of those men
that say that to any woman ever?

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No, but but Harley is wearing a
lot of Ashley's hoodies and

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really doesn't seem to
understand that.

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She thinks she's being stylish
at school, but she's just

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wearing what mom wears, even
though on one hand, in her mind,

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she can't possibly wear what old
people wear.

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Right, Mom's old.
But on the other.

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Lame.
They're twins.

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To the point now that after
Harley's 13th birthday and

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Mother's Day, guess what showed
up for Mother's Day at Mom's

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request?
What?

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What a great gift giver I am for
buying the exact thing she sent

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me.
Link to buy?

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Yes, that's.
What Jeremy does mother's.

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Day.
Yeah, it's size 7, size 7 1/2

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Mocha Birkenstocks.
OK, yes, perfect.

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Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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And then for Harley's birthday,
she goes out to the mall with

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Grandma and comes home with, I
think, size 6 1/2 chocolate

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brown Birkenstocks.
And now you see them out wearing

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the same hoodie and the same
black leggings and the same

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little white socks in their
Birkenstocks as we walk to the

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bus stop together.
And one of those two people

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doesn't really seem to
understand that she's copying

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her mother, Yes.
And that mom is cool, yes.

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And you need to accept how cool
your mom is because apparently

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you're trying to be her.
Yes?

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Yeah, but but that will end very
soon.

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I don't know when, Charlotte.
Not twinning with Jana anymore?

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No, no.
Well, they'll be still.

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The funny thing is, is Charlotte
buys things and then we'll say,

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well, I don't really want this
anymore, do you want it?

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And Jana goes.
Sure.

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Oh, she gets Charlotte's enemy.
Oh, she.

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Gets she.
Gets the enemy down.

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It goes the other way.
None of us can fit in any of

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each other's clothes in this
house.

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Like the three of us are all
very vastly different sizes.

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The girls and I don't think they
are dressed like me, ever.

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They certainly don't think I'm
cool.

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I think that you should.
I feel like Ashley should take

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take this one and and as a
compliment, yes I would.

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Oh yeah, Ashley needs to live
this up.

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Yeah.
I know.

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Because as long as it lasts.
She's generally thoroughly

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annoyed that her hoodies go
missing, but I want to impart to

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her like, look, I can't even
pawn off a hoodie.

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She doesn't care.
She loves like you.

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This is a good thing for you.
Sure it is.

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Yes it is.
I remember having in high school

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one of my mom's old hoodies from
I think maybe when she was in

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high school and it was a, it was
a zip up, zip up.

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And I wore that all the time.
I don't even know what it was

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from.
It might have been from like a

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camp or something.
I can't remember what it was,

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but it was Navy blue and I just
wore it.

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I loved it and it was, it became
mine.

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And I don't know where she got
it or what why she even had it

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still because she doesn't keep a
lot of clothes.

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But that then that ended like
after maybe grade 10.

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Yeah, it'll, I think it'll come
to an end, but maybe not.

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Maybe, maybe Ashley is chic.
Stylishly chic.

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Of course she.
Like the casual style now.

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Like I wear exactly what they're
wearing, but my kids don't.

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And I don't think Harley can
avoid it because I think it's in

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her blood.
Because I'm pretty sure Ashley

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spent all of high school with
her older sister taking all of

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Auntie Terry's stuff and and
wearing it.

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Auntie Terry didn't like that.
And then, yeah, Ashley, you have

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to give that back to your
sister.

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Oh, I can't because I forgot it
at school.

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And it just lives in your locker
at school forever and it never

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comes home.
So you never have.

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You give it back.
They.

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They do.
That because there is stuff, as

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a matter of fact, there's A, and
I have one on this is mine was

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my Lions a hoodie, but my
daughter somehow inherited.

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She's got a beautiful black
Detroit Lions hoodie that just

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sort of showed up one day and I,
I remember saying, where'd you

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get that?
I don't know, you know, So

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because she's they're always
spending the night somewhere.

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She's here, they're here,
whatever and stuff just shows

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up.
They just trade and swap and

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then it never goes back.
Right, right.

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All I know is we're doing the
laundry and the Lions thing is

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still here.
Now I.

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Seem to you don't.
Recognize it's Charlotte's.

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Yeah, I seem to recall a dear
Dave and Rachel's style, a

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situation that I think I dealt
with on the radio with Melody

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Once Upon a time where this
woman was proud of like the 50

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hoodies she's kept from ex
boyfriends as like a trophy

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case.
Yes, of hoodies.

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Interesting.
And I thought you you were an

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awful, awful woman.
Get those?

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Back, Give them back, give them
back.

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That's awful.
Just a hoodie, no need to dredge

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up old wounds, you know, just to
give it back.

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This is due to underwhelming
demand.

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It's a podcast.
If you're not looking for much,

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you have come to the right
place.

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Welcome.
If you just need something to

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pass the time, here we.
Are that's us?

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You just couldn't be bothered to
scroll to anything better.

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That's right.
Thank.

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You thank you for stopping.
In you landed here.

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OK, that's right.
Yeah.

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Well, if you if you just need
something else to pass the time,

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I got Rachel's fun.
Facts.

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Oh boy.
I really do think those are fun.

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Facts.
Rachel.

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Rachel.
Yeah.

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All right.
This is fun factual information.

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I have cross checked them so you
know they're factual.

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OK.
Well, if chat TPT and Gemini

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both say it's true, it can't be.
It can't be, it's true.

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That's right.
The fun part has yet to be

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determined.
You can.

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They are sometimes fun.
They're fun to you.

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I know there are fun ones today.
OK.

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You just, you just wait.
All right, OK.

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Hold on to your shorts.
I, I look, I I, I want to be an

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optimist, so I will.
Oh, wait.

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All.
Right, OK, but we know better.

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Yeah, we well.
OK, fine.

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Yeah, well, you know we just did
the moon circle around the moon

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thing, right?
Of course the.

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Circle around the moon the.
Moon mission.

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Well, we've been.
Someone who paid very close

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attention to the.
Circle around the moon.

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They went around the back.
From here, why did no one care?

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God damn it a lot.
What do I call it?

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They did circle the moon.
Oh.

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They flew around the moon, they
flew around the moon.

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They went to the dark side, the
far side went.

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Into deep space as the first
people.

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Yeah, the furthest humans have
ever traveled.

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That's right.
Yeah, OK.

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Guy from Ingersoll District
Collegiate Institute.

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I mean, yes, all that way.
I cared for him and I watched it

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all the time.
I was right into it.

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I follow all of them now and
it's a whole thing.

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OK?
Did you know that we made it to

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the moon only 66 years after the
first controlled human flight?

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So from the first air like
airplane flight controlled

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flight and then 66 years later
doesn't seem like very long We

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made it to we made it to the
moon.

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In 19. 69 in 1960.
Nine, yeah, Nice.

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And the first flight obviously
was in 1903.

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Yeah, something like that. 1903
Wow.

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Well, that's probably.
By the right brother, I don't.

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Know how much fun that is?
Well, it's kind of cool.

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Didn't take us long.
We figured that out quick.

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Well, it took us 50 years to go
back to the moon.

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That's true.
I always wondered why we didn't

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go both sooner than 50 years.
Because I think it became

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commonplace.
At one point we went to the

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moon, then we went again, then
we went again, right?

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And then we.
Had the issue.

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Then we had Apollo 13 where
there were issues, right and.

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Then.
We just sort of stopped do we

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stopped doing it.
And then we did the space

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shuttle, which was a very cool
thing too, because it would take

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off and come back and land.
Yeah.

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Until, until it, you know, then
it took off.

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And then one time it didn't
land.

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It didn't land either.
So right now, these are the

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reasons that it took us a long
time to go back.

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Sure, OK.
Anyway.

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There's none of that.
It's fun.

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Still fun.
Not fun.

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It's not.
It's now Dave's fun facts.

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There you go.
It's.

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Not it's not fun.
None of.

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OK, well, if the history of the
whole universe were placed on a

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calendar year, humans would only
exist starting around 11:59 PM

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on December 31st.
And we're such a small part of

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it.
I think it's just, you know,

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mind blowing.
Little mind blowing.

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That's not what the segment is.
This segment is fun.

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Facts, not Rachel's.
Mind blowing.

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Facts.
All right, OK, It's a historical

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theme today because Rachel's
woolly mammoths, woolly

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mammoths, we're still alive when
the Sphinx in Egypt was built

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and carved around 2500 BC, and
that is still to this day, you

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know, one of the wonders of the
world, of course.

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Isn't that fascinating?
Yeah, very.

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Sort of fascinating, yes, you
guys.

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Is it fun, though?
Is it fun?

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OK, well I have another one of
them.

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It's like some people say, you
know, there's there's millions

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of years between when the T Rex
was alive and the Triceratops,

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00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,320
OK?
Yeah, thanks for that.

459
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,320
OK, well, that's my next fact,
so thanks for ruining that.

460
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,560
The Stegosaurus was older.
She's a Tyrannosaurus Rex than

461
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,560
the T Rex is to us.
Yeah, this would be crazy.

462
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,560
I can predict the future.
Why that's so?

463
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:02,120
I think that's so cool.
Well, I love learning about

464
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,000
history anyway.
Fine, I don't.

465
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,480
Know, but then call it Rachel's
Cool Facts.

466
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,880
It's cool.
It's fascinating, Yeah.

467
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,560
Things that make Rachel go huh?
Things that make me go yes.

468
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,840
Exactly.
Because I.

469
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,640
I'm.
Sorry, but I interpret the word

470
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,160
fun.
Yeah, as part of Funny.

471
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,200
OK.
So that when, when, when you say

472
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,400
it's time for Rachel's fun facts
and we get all amped up.

473
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,880
Oh oh goody, here's some fun.
I'm going to have I'm going to

474
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,640
be laughing by the time this is
over.

475
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,040
Except that you're always
skeptical of me.

476
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,600
Exactly.
But I do laugh.

477
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,680
I do, Andrew.
Laughing by the time it's over.

478
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,480
But mostly I'm laughing at what
you think is fun exactly

479
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,400
because.
Fun facts to me means well, I

480
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240
know we're not going to get one
of those dumb fucking dinosaur

481
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,640
facts.
That's so cool though.

482
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,520
Too late.
We're moving on now to

483
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,680
different, different kinds of
facts.

484
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,760
It's faster to say World Wide
Web than it is to say WWW.

485
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,640
We use www.hitone.
Really, that was.

486
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,880
That's fun.
That is fun.

487
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,760
That is fun, yes.
So when you're doing a URL to

488
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,760
somebody.
Oh, you're on something, Rachel.

489
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,920
Why didn't you get?
More of those.

490
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,960
OK, well, why don't you?
I'll try.

491
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,000
I guess that's fine.
We ever have a roast for

492
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,880
Foreman?
You're not invited unless you

493
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:35,480
can, you know, make me laugh.
All right, I will try my

494
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,960
garndest here.
Did you know that there are only

495
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,800
25 blimps on the earth?
I didn't know it's a.

496
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,560
Relatively small number of
blimps considering they're at

497
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,880
many events.
It's the same blimp.

498
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,960
Don't you think?
I thought it was just the one.

499
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,840
The one.
I didn't even know there was

500
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,600
25I.
Thought one by the tiger.

501
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,840
Company on the whole earth.
There's maybe one or two because

502
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,680
the second one in case something
happens to the first one.

503
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,480
I don't know why we need 25.
Well, they're just cool.

504
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,720
They're like a wonder, you know,
You're like, oh, there's a

505
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,080
blimp.
Have you ever seen one?

506
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,120
Yes.
Yeah, where I don't, I don't

507
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,040
know.
And this was I.

508
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,000
Was at a football game once in I
believe Tampa, FL OK and there

509
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,720
was a blimp playing.
I figured there's lots of blimps

510
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,720
that in Florida.
That's a good question because

511
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,760
when you ask, have you ever seen
a blimp in person?

512
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,640
I think everyone's gonna say
yeah and then the follow up of

513
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,040
where is really hard to answer.
But I'm pretty.

514
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,760
Sure I have I.
In the States.

515
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,480
I do recall seeing when cause
it.

516
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,720
Was 25 glimpse are in the US
alone.

517
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,240
Well, that's probably where all
of them are, yes.

518
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,680
They really love blimps, you
know, at all their football

519
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,600
games and all that kind of shit.
Yes, I guess.

520
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,840
All right, they.
They stick a camera in there and

521
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,760
it gets them, but now I don't
even think they do blimp shots

522
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,240
anymore.
That was part of the whole deal.

523
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,480
At one point you would have a
camera and you can see the the

524
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,000
game from up above.
Right, you need a camera.

525
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,520
Drone now.
Now you just drone.

526
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,560
It doesn't matter.
You don't need.

527
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,600
OK, the pinky promise.
You know when you do a pinky

528
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,680
promise with somebody?
Originally, that meant that

529
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,920
anyone who broke it had to cut
off their pinky finger.

530
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,120
Well, I like.
That Let's bring that back.

531
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,240
We should bring that back.
That's so you better

532
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,120
consequences now that's not
something.

533
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:22,280
Now there's consequences.
That's not a particularly fun

534
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,960
fact, but it's is something that
we should never have stopped

535
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,640
doing.
No.

536
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,960
Yeah, that's absolutely.
We should be doing that.

537
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,440
Alright, you know like you, you
cut in front of me when I'm at

538
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,160
Costco.
Off with your finger.

539
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,360
Well, they don't pinky promise
that they're not gonna.

540
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,760
You have to pinky promise
something or something.

541
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,040
I just.
No, I think we cut off fingers.

542
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,680
Generally you should lose a
digit for any infraction.

543
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,520
Yes, so that if you're an ass
hat, you could end up with no

544
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,040
fingers.
Do you want that?

545
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,680
Do you want to go through life
with no fingers?

546
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,000
Of.
Course you don't.

547
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,600
Don't be an ass hat.
I don't.

548
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,760
I'll try not to.
Well, just say it's okay.

549
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,480
Way to prevent?
Discretion.

550
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,320
What's that?
Who's discretion I.

551
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,480
Don't know, could be fine.
You wine.

552
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,400
I don't know.
We'd have to decide that.

553
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,960
It shouldn't be mine because you
know I'm going to be very

554
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,120
lenient.
Yeah, I know this is a pinky.

555
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,120
Or not.
Not me, most people won't.

556
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,480
No, not me.
Dave, off with your pinky.

557
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,560
No, you're done.
There's another.

558
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,560
Pinky, don't you all want to
lose your thumb?

559
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,080
No, no, you need that, that's
for sure.

560
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,240
OK.
The entire state of Wyoming, in

561
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,920
Wyoming, in the entire state,
they only have two escalators.

562
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,880
How many blimps?
I think Wyoming has at least one

563
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,400
of the 25.
They've got to.

564
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600
I don't.
You think the?

565
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,400
50 states if there's only 25.
I don't think there's any.

566
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,000
In Wyoming.
Why would they?

567
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,560
Be in Wyoming.
They probably love football.

568
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,160
I don't know.
They probably played over there,

569
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,480
probably more 1000.
People in Wyoming.

570
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,480
Yeah, but they.
Live there they need.

571
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,040
To cheer them up, there's the
blimp, you know.

572
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,840
The reason they only have two
elevators is because there's

573
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,840
nothing bare.
Yeah.

574
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,760
Escalators they have.
Escalators, whatever.

575
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,120
Because they're very difficult
for cows.

576
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,240
Sure, they can't have very.
Difficult.

577
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,360
It is hard when you've got more.
Moves if you've got to get them

578
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,160
on an escalator to get them back
in the bar and it's tough they.

579
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,320
Can't use the they need the
people movers.

580
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,560
You know the flat surface, it
can be inclined, but you've got

581
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,960
to have a flat.
They can't go on the stairs.

582
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,920
There you go.
Now it's starting to turn into a

583
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,880
fun fact.
Sorry, one more, one more fact

584
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,880
here this.
Is it a big finish?

585
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,400
Yeah, shrimp.
You know, the animals of the

586
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,520
shrimp are not the What are they
crustaceans?

587
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,920
Shrimp.
Are they crustaceans?

588
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,160
Shrimp are.
Not.

589
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,960
Shrimp are not Team Edward or
Team Jacob, and this is due to

590
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,360
their lack of accessibility to
the Twilight books and movies.

591
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,280
I don't understand, I don't
understand.

592
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,360
That makes no sense.
You know from Twilight, are you

593
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,720
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
That would have.

594
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,160
Been shame for neither.
Yeah, that would have been a

595
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,800
really, really funny that's.
Very.

596
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Funny 25 years ago.
That's so funny.

597
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,040
It's not funny now.
Now you could say they are

598
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,200
neither Team Conrad or Jeremiah
because they couldn't watch the

599
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,000
summer I turned pretty.
OK. 2 escalators. 2 escalators.

600
00:30:35,600 --> 00:31:02,080
You guys fucking suck.
This is due to underwhelming

601
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,280
demand.
It's a podcast.

602
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,120
It's a podcast with Dave Rachel
on Foreman.

603
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,840
It's a podcast that didn't have
a sponsor.

604
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,640
Once again this week, You know
what, What will happen if we

605
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,480
don't have any sponsors?
We won't have a podcast.

606
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,320
Podcasts are, you know, cost
cost money to put together.

607
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,080
That's true.
It it does.

608
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,640
And so if you would like to, if
you know somebody who would like

609
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,960
to, if you would like to force
somebody to sponsor, we don't

610
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,720
care how we get there.
Shame them, Guilt them.

611
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,560
Yeah, whatever it takes.
Go to our website,

612
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,360
underwhelming.ca to learn more
about how you can sponsor this

613
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,960
podcast.
You can buy a shout out that's

614
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,280
in our merch department there on
our website.

615
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,680
You can there's a link there if
you want to buy us a coffee

616
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,160
because that helps us keep the
podcast going.

617
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,160
And of course, you can get a
hold of us and communicate with

618
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,840
us anytime you want on our
website or anywhere on

619
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:56,280
socialmediaordaverachelforeman@gmail.com
because we like to hear from

620
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,880
you, hear from anybody.
She sent a message say

621
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,520
back-to-back shout outs.
How I get so lucky?

622
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,000
Well, your husband, that's how
that's how you got lucky.

623
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,960
That's.
How you got lucky.

624
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,360
He got those for you.
Yeah.

625
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,720
I hope you had a great
anniversary and a great Mother's

626
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,680
Day, Jerry.
Yeah.

627
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,840
And I think that that seals the
deal.

628
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,680
I mean you could make a mistake
on a gift or two, but when you

629
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,000
get the shout outs like that,
surprise.

630
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,800
Absolutely.
Win, win.

631
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,000
Yes, really a great way to make
up for your mistakes by buying a

632
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,760
shout out to apologize for them
on this website, Yes.

633
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,680
Feel free, feel free.
Underwhelming.ca for 20.

634
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,160
Dollars, you too can apologize
to your spouse.

635
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,680
There you go.
Exactly what you want.

636
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,640
Flowers that you're just going
to watch die.

637
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,240
No, the shout out lives forever.
It does.

638
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,560
Public apology on a podcast.
Also, how about a story, An

639
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,720
embarrassing story that can also
be shared on a podcast?

640
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,160
OK, that's what Melissa
Cowenburg has sent.

641
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,280
Oh, an embarrassing story.
OK.

642
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,320
This is where you can come into
and leave us a voice memo or,

643
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,680
or, or send us a message about
your own embarrassing story.

644
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,240
And I'll just read this as is
the one morning I decide to go

645
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,600
out in my pajamas to get the
kids on the bus and I've got

646
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,080
people honking and waving.
Uh.

647
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,280
Oh.
Facepalm emoji.

648
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,120
Oh, for some reason the road was
extremely busy and I was on full

649
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,760
display in my jammies today.
Oh no.

650
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,040
So I starting to get a picture,
no idea who was in the car

651
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,360
honking and waving at me.
I was just trying to get back in

652
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,120
the house with my baby, of
course, who was also in his

653
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,320
jammies.
It's planting season.

654
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,840
I'm doing it all on my own now.
Oh my gosh.

655
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,760
Oh wow.
So I'm just terrible.

656
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:48,160
I think the key takeaways are
bus stop busy in public, full

657
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:53,280
display, jammies open.
Yes, husband's planting, so

658
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,760
you're alone.
Yep.

659
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,800
That.
Sucks.

660
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,440
That does suck.
That sucks.

661
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,000
I can't even laugh because I
feel badly for you.

662
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,040
Yeah, Yeah.
Oh, that's terrible.

663
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,960
That's why I get dressed
immediately when I get up.

664
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,680
In case.
You never know.

665
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,719
Yes, the importance of the
underpants.

666
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,360
That's right.
Sure.

667
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,840
Well, if you have a baby, you're
feeding them and you know, you

668
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,920
never know what's out by
accident.

669
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,199
I get it.
I have a message from Aaron who

670
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,800
says because, Foreman, you were
talking about instruments you

671
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,480
played in high school.
Foreman, I played the trombone

672
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,520
in elementary school and my
parents fucking hated it.

673
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:37,960
And then and then high school, I
played the Alto sax, which was

674
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,679
slightly better.
Yes, a lot of more squeaking

675
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,560
with the Alto.
Sax, Alto, So.

676
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,520
You can figure out the read.
Yeah, yeah, very.

677
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,000
Good for you, Aaron.
Yeah, the.

678
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,960
Trombone.
The trombone would not be.

679
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,440
You got to know your slide
positions.

680
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,159
That's hard.
Yeah, that's hard.

681
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,239
I'm, you know, you laugh.
It's true though, Dave.

682
00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:00,400
I'm laughing because I, I, I was
never, I was never drawn to the

683
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,080
trombone for that very reason.
It doesn't look.

684
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,480
Fun love trombone.
Do you do?

685
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,400
Yeah.
I've never played because

686
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:13,160
they're cool, because it's
they're cool.

687
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,400
You can make them work, but if
you can't, yeah, you're just

688
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,560
learning.
They're not cool.

689
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,360
There was a whole there.
The International Trombone

690
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,440
Festival was in London last
summer.

691
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,040
Was it really all the world's
best tromboners?

692
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,040
Trombonists.
I don't know you want.

693
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,200
To be a trombone, that's what
you.

694
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,880
That's the.
Goal to be a tromboner.

695
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,680
I know a lot of tromboners.
Yeah, I recall talking to the

696
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,080
manager of Toboggan.
Now I have many questions about

697
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,520
all your tromboners.
I.

698
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:45,600
Know OK well I recall last
summer having a little chit chat

699
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,160
over the phone for the radio
with the manager of Toboggan who

700
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,640
was hosting many of an
international trombone event

701
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,760
last summer.
Wow.

702
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,720
Yeah, and saying, you know, a
room full of Europeans and

703
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,800
Eastern European people talking
different languages and all

704
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,560
getting together and having a
great time.

705
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,720
And also, you know, open stage
night playing with 1000

706
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,800
tromboners.
Tromboners.

707
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,520
Isn't there a song?
Isn't there?

708
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:14,000
Isn't that from a a musical?
There we go, the big parade.

709
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,560
I mean you.
Have to ask, well, was it good?

710
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,160
How was it?
And then there was a long pause

711
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,800
and then just a real reluctant.
There's a lot of trombones.